When she walks I can’t help but imagine her stilleto crushing my dick until it’s nothing but bloody mince meat
Do I have mental problrms?
Paper Mario thread I guess
When she walks I can’t help but imagine her stilleto crushing my dick until it’s nothing but bloody mince meat
Luis Green
Christopher Baker
Yes, definitively.
Dylan Jones
>CBT
Adrian Allen
Not saying I like the thought. Just I get it
Camden Russell
At least go for the one in the slutty dress c'mon man
Jackson Rogers
>When she walks I can’t help but imagine her stilleto crushing my dick until it’s nothing but bloody mince meat
Eli Reed
She just gives me a boner
Well dude do
And Flurrie with her big cloud tits
And Vivian with his cute little belly
Daniel Carter
now you’ll always imagine too :3
Grayson Diaz
Please explain this fetish. It's something you can only do once and then never have a normal functioning dick again, neither to get crushed, nor do normal stuff.
Daniel Watson
Why did Paper Mario have such attractive characters? I feel weird getting a boner over them, and disappointed by the lack of porn.
David Sullivan
I'm trying to play every paper mario game, but I'm totally lost as to the order of games after super. it's sticker star, then color splash, right? Then I have no clue what's after it if anything. I think there was one more.
Brandon Morales
Like I said it’s not even a fetish, I don’t see it as sexually fulfilling, but I can’t help but imagine it
Thomas Morris
I'd rather get dominated by Vivian.
That fat girl from the Doopliss area could use some porn too.
Wyatt Campbell
Nothing gets my dick harder than a hot milf in office attire
Ayden Anderson
Don’t play either
Nah it would be Sticker Star, Paper Jam Bros and the Colour Splash
I actually like Sticker Star theoretically, the music is the best in the series and I like what they TRIED with the gameplay but it falls flat. Paper Jam Bros is Mario and Luigi but you actually have to manage 3 and sometimes 4 when Nabbit joins you, so mad Iran obvious Paper Mario was going to be Wario and Nabbit Waluigi but they thought controller 4 characters was too hard characters. Colour Splash is just more of Sticker Star apparently
Jaxson Clark
Paper Jam but that doesn't really count it's a Mario & Luigi game featuring Paper Mario. Otherwise you got everything right.
Luis Wright
There are 3 paper mario games:
>Paper Mario on N64
>The Thousand Year Door on GC
>Super Paper Mario on Wii
And that's it.
If you want to play shitty games then
>sticker star on 3ds
>color splash on wiiu
>m&l paper jam on 3ds
But don't. Trust me, out of those 3, color splash is the best and it is not saying much since the other 2 are utter trash.
Oh yeah, I forgot, there's Legend of the Seven Stars on SNES, that's the game that started both Paper Mario and M&L series.
Angel Morris
Oh, well in that case, I'm assuming you saw a video of someone crushing a dick with heels.
The brain is an association machine, so between the heel video making a strong impression, the character wearing heels, and her outfit being almost blood red, it's no wonder you're making the connection.
Connor Reyes
I think it’s more when she walks it kinda shoulda like a knife on chopping board, and whenever I use a knife on a cutting board I’m chopping onions, usually for burritos I make with mincemeat, or a pickaxe in marble, and then I know she’s wearing stilettos so imagine that instead of a knife, and then because I’ve seen thumbnails of CBT gifs on /gif/ which I’ve never watched cause fuck that, but am aware of
Ian Scott
Oh yeah and my dick gets involved cause she gives me a boner
Ayden Gonzalez
Would you?
Eli Lewis
Why do I want to fuck a floating ball?
Sebastian Jenkins
I only just noticed she doesn’t look like she’s wearing pants
HNG
Jason Clark
She really needs porn.
Jaxon Parker
I agree
Samuel Ward
Can people please start requesting PM for Smash again? k thx
Brody Adams
>Female Toad
Problematic