I love her so much

So who's the least shit?

Haley is best girl.
Conquering the bitchy tsundere and turning her into a loving wife is the best route.

stay away from my wife please

stardew valley

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Dumb bitch
>Did you just sell a bottle of ancient fruit wine to Pierre?
>Uhhhh I think I bought it
>Its quality was normal
She said with 2000 bottles in the chest

>"pixel game" with overlapping and angled pixels

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>can't enjoy fun game because "muh grafics"
your loss, friend.

This. Shame that she doesnt retain some of her cheerfulness when shes your wife, though.

>tfw your character height is always taller than most NPCs so for most spouses it will look like you're just kissing their forehead instead of an actual kiss

she's my wife, go fuck yourself

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mixels, a true mark of a remarkable failure of an indie game.

>Pennycucks believe this

Ok chinlet

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>Oh I'm just entertaining some old friends
What's with this town and cucks?
>Pierre
>Kent
>(You)

Where is the fucking update you fucking faggot Ape you said it was almost done like eight months ago.

>all the penny hate
actual incels

Ok but where's the mod that lets me fuck the moms? The game is pretty much unplayable as is, the love interests are all dogshit.

Shut up cuck.

why did they ruin her?

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>can't romance Jodi
fuck you ConcernedApe

You could put almost every character next to that post, the final versions are all shit, I still can't get over it.

have sex

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nigger

''anymore''
Learn to read

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>>>>>>>>>>>>anymore

>I think my character design isn't purple and ugly enough

__Jas__ is best girl

Only Yea Forums can take a comfy about farming and turn it into an incel simulator.

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>you will never save a diamond in the rough girl from a shitty trailer trash life
real life hurts

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>implying even SNES didn't do this

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What are some good portrait mods?
Are there any lewd mods?

>not genderbending the guys to make the best girls

Trusting the cuck with a cuck fetish You don't know his personal life do you?

Thats closes to slavery. Shes in debt with you and will do anything even if she doesnt like it.

Just search in Nexus mod for the portraits.
Theres probably lewd mods in Loverslab but dont expect too much aside being naked. Probably theres animations now.

Nice wife you got there friend.

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Is there any mods that lets me cuck all the bachelors and let me build a harem? If not I’m not buying this game

>redhead
Uh... Careful who else you hire to help around the farm.

>cuck BACHELORS
Dumb esl faggot

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Just play Animal Crossing like normal human beings

But I already do

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Die.

but (you) are my wife

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Based

I hope you have hot friends.
youtube.com/watch?v=6pKDsdzODv0

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Emily a best

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Now install the lolimods as well

Penny if you assume she's loyal.