Why do fake poser nerds, especially Americans, worship Nintendo so much?

Why do fake poser nerds, especially Americans, worship Nintendo so much?

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They make the best games, so contrarians seetr so much that they have to create schizophrenic conspiracies to attempt to downplay their longevity & unprecedented level of success

>They make the best games
They absolutely do not you mindless drone.

>talking shit about Nintendo
you're gonna get dunked on kid

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Why do fags, especially OP, love dicks so much?

case in point

its fun

Who the fuck cares bro

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Please feel to Google any "Best Games Ever" list and you'll notice the TOP 20 is always completely saturated with Nintendo games.

>d-d-doesn't count!

Of course not.

Pretty much this

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Fake nerds stopped worshipping Sony and Microsoft after Switch picked up steam I guess. They tend to go with what is most popular.

nintendo hasn't made games in more over a decade

>nintendo hasn't made games in more over a decade

Thats funny because Nintendo's last two flagship titles are two of the most acclaimed video games in the history of mankind.

>d-d-doesn't count!

Of course not.

Huh? Nintendo literally dominates the list of most acclaimed games

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>last two flagship titles

rehashes and ports
what is your point?

nintendo is the most casualized console on this planet
if you ask a mother to name a console she will always name nintendo
thats because nintendo caters to the normies cranked up to eleven
ofc it sells like hotcakes then even if it is garbage

it is like mcdonalds
shit food but everyone knows it so it tanks

Imagine actually using mass popularity as a means of measuring quality. Do you do the same with movies or TV?

Jesus contrarians are pathetic, why does Nintendo make schizophrenics seethe so much. I cannot fathom liking games but hating the company responsible for creating the industry

fpbp

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Such a mindless and uncreative strawman, OP. Try harder next time.

i'm not hating nintendo it is just that nintendo actually has less games then sony

SOTC sold like shit but still topped more best game lists than Super Mario Bros 3, try again contrarian faggot.

"Best Ever" lists aren't based on popularity. They're based on critical merit and acclaim. Otherwise FIFA would top the lists.

Yes we get it, your personal Yea Forums 3x3 is a superior best games list to those of acclaimed professional critics and millions of fans. We're very proud of you.

>critically acclaimed
I like nintendo as much as the next guy but don't be so retarded that you think games critics matter or aren't "paid off"

Because people can play and enjoy whatever games they want.

>don't be so retarded that you think games critics matter or aren't "paid off"

Yeah that's right. For the past 30 years Nintendo have carefully orchestrated a yakuza level conspiracy based on threats and intimidation and bribery, to facilitate positive reviews for their games amongst thousands of journalists, publications and websites. And in 30 years not one single disgruntled journalist or news outlet has ever tried to blow the whistle.

this unironically

> Gamefaqs
> Thinking shitposting Anonymous Internet users can all be paid off
Jesus why continue to cry about your baseless conspiracy theories?

"Nintendo bonus"

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That's why im waiting a New-gen Sega console instead, it takes forever but atleast im not brain dead for worshiping nintendo,
>You hating nintendo
I don't, but i don't give a fuck, i just came for Kirby.
Oh yeah, ever since Nintendo created, well... something original of their first party outside of mario?
Sega atleast they create something new, not just sonic.

agreed lol I LOVE END GAME I SAW IT TWENTY TIMES

Ocarina of Time literally had 10,000 different reviews, explain how your schizophrenic conspiracies have aby validity at all

Ocarina of Time was legit.
BotW was literally a scam though.
Metroid Prime is absolutely not that fuckin good. I'm surprised this is even in the list. Same with super mario odyssey.
super mario 64 under super mario world? uh no.
capeshit comic hero game?

this list is retarded. you're retarded. wikipedia is never a viable source for anything. learn to do research.

Not him but Nintendo are notorious for being stingy towards reviewers.

Ocarina is boring and bland, the perfect game to push onto the masses. It's not even the best adventure game of 1998.

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SoTC, Uncharted 2 & TLOU are the only Sony games that people ever talk about

>OR aren't paid off
You illiterate moron

he's showing you an example of one, brainlet.

>game gets reviewed by two different people
>switch version includes all the patches and updates the other version didn't

>N-N -Nintendo bonus!

The answer to your question is that Nintendo had dominated the video game market from about 1985 to 1996. During which time, they dominated it so hard that the brand became synonymous with video games in general and people used it as a generic term to describe all video games, just like how Band-Aid has become synonymous with all small adhesive bandages and how Kleenex became synonymous with tissues.

Couple that with apparel companies looking to cash in on nostalgia booms and you have young adults and teenagers running around and acting gobsmacked every time they see something with an old NES controller motif or something that references older Nintendo games.

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Bloodborne, Red Dead Redemption 2 etc.
you are missing ALOT of games

and you might argue that they are not good
but atleast they are fucking new games/ip and not the uncountable attempt to rehash and report the ideas from 1980s

This literally proves the first poster’s point, people have to create made up rules like Smashfags to push their own contrarianism

>being so retarded you think games journalists aren't retarded shills

You need integrity to blow a whistle. Besides what are they going to blow a whistle on that anyone cares about "paid off" doesn't insinuate bribery you stupid faggot, hence the quotations.

Rent free, bitch.

>Nintendo had dominated the video game market from about 1985 to 1996
>During which time, they dominated it so hard that the brand became synonymous with video games in general
In America. And Nintendo dominance only lasted until 1989 when the Genesis released. In Japan NEC's PC Engine successfully competed with the Super Famicom and the Saturn of all things outsold the N64. Nintendo was never particularly popular in Europe where home computers and Sega consoles were markedly more common.

But thank you for your historical revisionism.

> RDR2
The absolute state of Sonyfags, if EA, 2K & Activision banded Together to make their own console solely with nothing but COD, Fifa, Madden & NBA 2K. The PlayStation brand would be permanently dead within 3 years

That webm looks fucking boring desu

>Why do fake poser nerds
How do you know they are fake?

OBSSEEEEESSSSSSEEEDDDDD

Yep, so is that why 7,000 Japanese people named a SNES game the GOAT?

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>Bloodbourne
>RDR2
>New

A dark souls ripoff and a sequel designed to milk MTX from users instead of releasing an story expansion. Sony fags are the worst.

POPULAR GOOD

That's just an on-foot segment where you can talk to NPCs who give the player actual lore, the dragon battles are infinitely more engaging than anything in OoT.

Why do you insist on pushing this schizophrenia? Even Yea Forums‘s top games are nothing but Nintendo, we even had a best franchise contest & all of Sony’s franchises were chosen less than 12% of the time