>character creator
>eyebrow color is tied to hair color
Character creator
Hudson Morgan
Tyler Parker
Name 69 games that do this
Robert Hill
>move 1 body slider
>6 others move slightly
Jayden James
Aaron Howard
>he dyes his hair
homo confirmed
Parker Morgan
Carter Russell
>he doesn't just spam the Randomize button a bunch of times
Jason White
>character creator
>shoes have to be the same in both feet
Lincoln Martin
>the ass slider doesn’t work at all
>the tits slider maxes out at a c-cup
Jeremiah Williams
>You can only use presets face
Henry Powell
doesn't follow, I have way darker eyebrows compared to my natural hair color
Brody Jones
>Facial hair options are clean shave, soul patch, mustache and puberty beard
Jeremiah King
>there are only certain combinations or options available, like linked eyebrow/hair color or certain maxes and minimums on sizes
>hitting randomize a few times can break these limits entirely and they persist into the game
Angel Nelson
>eyebrow color is tied to hair color
>it's actually a different hue
Ryder White
>game has a fuckton of facial sliders but you never want to adjust them because it always seems to look weird
My shit always comes out kind of boring because I don't have a goal in mind when it comes to things like faces.
Leo Rodriguez
>character creator
>check advanced options
>see thousands of options that are all shit like "middle nose septum yaw percentage 1-24"
>close advanced options
haha default character it is
Charles Powell
Logan Myers
>spend an hour or two making a character I like
>finally be satisfied
>turn the camera around
>the character looks like a deformed goblin
Chase Watson
Jaxon Nelson
>three genders instead of a gender slider
Noah White
what about OTHER gender
Bentley Moore
>character creator
>eyebrow and pubes color is tied to hair color
Michael Fisher
Fucking ffxiv. Makes me hate my Viera
Nathaniel Morales
Post pubes
Jose Walker
>Can't color each eye a different color
Nolan Walker
only faggots do this shit desu
Oliver Ross
Vulva
Adrian Roberts
>character creator
>you can separatly color each eyebrow, hair pubes and armpit hair
Owen Moore
>can only choose from preset faces
Andrew Brooks
>women with darker eyebrow hair than head hair
Adam Foster
>game has breast and ass slider
>doesn't have a belly slider
William Cooper
I'm a sleepy kitty. Kiss me goodnight Yea Forums
Aiden Peterson
>1 skin for male, 1 skin for female, no adjusting
Julian Gomez
Asher Cruz
>body sliders
Brayden Rogers
*Nuzzles ur nose*
B00p :3333
Jacob Williams
Fuck off tranny/toastie
Wyatt Sullivan
Noah Fisher
Post 1 game
Jose Rivera
>Sliders don't show numerical values you can change directly
Nathaniel Anderson
Not actively trying to make the absolute ugliest and most deformed/funny character you can, is a sign of autism.
Like if you agree!!
Charles Clark
>females have no short hairs or pixie cuts
Isaac Garcia
I can't give kisses because i'm a sleepy kitty too
Ryan Cooper
FFXIV x 69
Jordan Hill
*Farts on ur nose*
Teehee~
Gabriel Roberts
Being bald is not a hair color.
Carson Davis
>minimum breast size is a B cup
How am I supposed to enjoy this trash?
Jaxson Long
stop looking at me like that
Grayson Edwards
>maximum breast size is a C cup
How am I supposed to enjoy this trash?
Eli Morgan
Looks like my profile shot, my parents fucking suck at character creation
Owen Barnes
No, fuck you. One person is enough. I’ve expended my emotional quota for the day, and thus I compelled to tell you fuck you again. Fuck you.
And yet, I wouldn’t feel right without reaffirming that this is a joke.
Mason Carter
Even when some games have this shit, it's some arbitrary game-engine numerical value that I can't compare against any measurement system there is. FFS, I just want to create my 175cm tall murderhobo, that's all.
Jeremiah Peterson
>Finally finish painstaking character creation
>Forgot to enter the name
>Game gives you retarded default name
Thank god for console commands.
Julian Perry
snif
Elijah Wright
>character creator
>your appearance isn't tied to your stats, so can create a fat fuck who can *teleportsbehindyounothingpersonnel* sanic fast, or a smol IMAGINE-tier PARTYVANbait who can equip dicks three times her size
Caleb Jenkins
>choose male character and stsrt game
>no option to reassign gender
come on now
Mason Kelly
Why did this make me laugh
Isaiah Scott
>character creator
>cannot make futa without balls
wtf is this gay shit?
Leo Kelly
>slider is completely smooth with no ticks, not even in visual form alongside the slider's edge
Anthony Roberts
How will she cum retard?
Grayson Gutierrez
futa without balls is gay and stupid
Jeremiah Edwards
>he thinks cum is produced in the balls
Brayden Martin
Cum is not stored or produced in the balls, only the spermatozoa are.
Anthony Martin
>slider does have ticks, but mouse dragging allows free movement, desyncing from ticks
>hitting arrows doesn't reassign to nearest tick, rather moves by the standard -1.00 +1.00, still desynced from ticks
Hudson Ward
>slider moves in decimals
>smallest movement is 0.3
>you can only get to 48.8 or 51.1, never 50.0
Christopher Morales
How will she impregnate and spread her futa virus then retatd?
Ryder Thompson
goalpost much?
Asher Thompson
real life
Andrew Howard
>character creator
>doesn't let you make a ginger
Brandon Mitchell
Yeah between backbone and ribs
Jaxon James
Have fun
Parker Campbell
>there's an option to switch gender after starring
>you end up looking like a goblin
Brayden Walker
>mfw exgf was this way
Why do you have to remind me of such bitter memories
Oliver Bell
fuck you dark souls just let me make my skin green
Luke Bennett
A character creator is a surefire sign your game is shit.
James Morales
A character creator is a surefire sign your game is good.
Oliver Young
but that's how it works in real life
unless you dye your hair
Aiden Hernandez
>spider-man kiss
Connor Jones
>no abs slider
>your class's iconic armour set comes with a tummy hole specifically to accentuate your character's (lack of) abs
Jonathan Diaz
>there even isn't a boob slider
Luis Foster
>muscle slider
>it's just a texture, limbs don't get any mass or whatever
Cooper Powell
What if I do want to roleplay that my character dyes her hair?
Parker Sullivan
>Beard slider
>Just a texture of facial hair that slowly fades away
Logan Butler
I am still mad that neverwinter mmo nerfed the boob slider. Why even have it there if i cant use it? I just want to my big tiddy dwarf paladin damn it.
Parker Torres
>Hip slider
>Only the butt gets bigger