Times video games helped you in real life

Jokes aside, Witcher 3 helped me to get A on philosophy in uni.
>teacher tells us about materialism
>asks me questions
>i answer
>then i ask him if universals exist as real and distinct entities, or only as mental constructs?
>this was actually what he planned to ask us next
True story. Dude was insane btw.

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>not in STEM
kys, worthless faggots

Why do they teach you kindergarden philosophy concepts like that in uni?

Why would I want to study flowers?

You say that like philosophy ever progresses past being kindergarten level shit.

You say that like the humanities ever progress past being kindergarten level shit

Believe it or not, we don't have philosophy at schools. It was the second semester of the first year in uni, and we had it only for one semester, so we ran through basics.

>Believe it or not, we don't have philosophy at schools
Why wouldn't I believe this? Ditching philosophy from the curriculum is a great idea. Every education institute should do it. Philosophy is nothing more than antiquated useless wank. It's on par with the likes of alchemy, phrenology and feminism. It's utter bullshit.

Quoting kotor 2 and witcher 3 helped me get a job.

Did you tell them you were Revan?

musha shaka paka

REVAN UNDERSTOOD SNACKS

Is that Polish?

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>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

Based

>in theater class
>ad-libbing the end of a fictitious tragedy
>i'm supposed to die
>about to be shot
>lying on the ground
>gotta say something cool before I die
>idea
>take a piece of paper out of my pocket slowly
>"take this... keep it safe..."
>"you're a wonderful man... kill me... kill me now"
>"There's only room for one (Character) and one (Character)"
>Dude actually fucking hesitates
>Shoots me with prop
>Die
>Get up, teacher has his eyes wide
>mfw The Boss' Death got me an A

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t. Severe autism

QUE POONA!

>Gf (female) calls me
>Answer saying "What now you filth?!"
>Dumps me and spend my days fapping to trannies (not females)

Does anyone have the image/pastebin for the recommended Witcher 1 mods? Can't find it for the life of me.