I need new jokes to make fun of those S(o)yboy Switchlets. The Doom thing isn't working anymore since that is also on PS4.
I'm getting out of ideas
OP is a fag, check this 7
Nice try but here's a 3
This 5 is proof thst you are both have the big gay.
7 and everyone is a faggot including me
9 and Nintendo is forced to sell Mario to Sony.
Why are glasses so common among these people? Is it just a sign they're pencil pushers who broke their eyesight in their 20s?
Cucktch
Soitch
Cringetch
Bingtch
Check this Ampharos
Anything involving their graphics or their writing dumbed down to being as complex as Teletubbies for the braindead retards who would soil (or should I say, S O Y - L) their underwear if they watched something more well suited for their age like The Shawshank Redemption.
Shit genetics.
Watch this:
There will be Switch owners who actually buy Pokemon Sword and Shield.
wait, hold on. sonyshits are way more soi than switch shitters
Go to Digital Foundry channel
Sony fans
>yeah, I personally prefer their products, although they do make some poor decisions like censorship. If you don't like them, that's fine.
Nintendo fans
>NINTENDO IS GOD EVERYTHING THEY DO IS CORRECT CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR SHIT ONLINE SHIT GRAPHICS AND SHIT WRITING ANYONE WHO DOES NOT WORSHIP MIYAMOTO THE CHINK SHOULD BE EXECUTED CONSUME CONSUME
I broke my eyesight by spending 10+ hours in the florida sun with no sunglasses every summer
Out on the ocean, too
RIP
I've always been horrible to my eyes and still dont need glasses into my 30s. Im not sure that's how it works.
Sony fans on Yea Forums
>NINTENDO SUCKS SONY IS BEST
Nintendo fans on Yea Forums
>SONY SUCKS NINTENDO IS BEST
you should see how normalfag sonyfans act. it's like what you typed up for nintendo fans.
and if anything, you're implying sonyfans are cucks for supporting something they don't like
Based
>criticizing nincels on nintendo central where mods sticky every single piece of Nintendo news no matter how trivial
you could just go somewhere else
>Im not sure that's how it works.
I think the idea is that many of the NuMales who have glasses *can* fix their eyesight by simply letting them recover, but due to their soulless corporate drone lifestyle (alongside rabid electronic media consumption to distract them from their bleak, pointless reality) their eyes never have those opportunities. So instead of simply going media blackout for a week, they order glasses that fix the problem.
It's the same reason they drink Onions. It's not necessarily "good" for them, it's because it's a horrifying example of corporate control - literal liquid meals right at your workstation so you don't have to eat Real Food. Continue writing that code you filthy monkey, the manager wants more profits so chop chop monkey, guzzle that liquid food and put on those glasses and get to work.
no, dude. in this day in age, it is very low-IQ to even think one side of console fans are "better." they're all shit
didn't they fund onions themselves?
Yes. They helped fund nutritional slurry precisely so they can spend more time sitting at the computer, working.
Let that sink in, they not only consent to Nutrient Paste, they support Nutrient Paste.
the state of consoling gaming is so bad i've cut my losses and im ready to never buy a new one once i beat BOTW 2 and a few exclusives i've got my eye on for years now.
I got a switch and I can't wait to have a flight that lasts more than 3 hours so I can play it on the plane a post of picture of that on Yea Forums
I did not say Snoys support a company they hate, I implied that Snoys are willing to critique the decisions of a company that makes products they enjoy. Nintendofags assblast themselves in s o y no matter what. (see: Pokemon SwSh apologists) Nintendo could start using slave labor and no one would bat an eye.
like, guys who lift and bodybuilders use it
Yeah it sucks that VR shit doesn't get stickied
Gimme a quick rundown on the ampharos meme
It's an Ampharos, the evolved form of Mareep and Flaaffy. It's cute
I like sheep
Y'all in this board tranny and this 4 is proof
Looking for this 4, user~?
If 7 all ps4 owners are trannies
my biggest issue with soijack is that he doesn't even look like he's making that soi face
there's something missing
Mew is better
But Sony did get a sticky user. Don't you remember State of play
>They gave out Switchs because no one wants PS4s or XBOXs
Based
>snoys never get stickies because literally nothing is ever announced
>state of play happens, finally a sticky
>still nothing new announced
State of play? More like the absolute state of sony!