What would you do if you woke up to this?

What would you do if you woke up to this?

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Hope she isn't using her instant overheads.

How do you go from this...

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Freak the fuck out

Who the fuck is this person in my bed

Call 911

Smile because I now have a reason to live

Vomit cuz females are disgusting.

turn around to face mirai instead

I would turn around and see the black man she was fucking with and think to myself how the fuck i got here

My gf already looks like this but with glasses.

...to this?

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Wait for 7even to come out already.

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You're not Ryoubi

Prolly get up, shower, eat breakfast and go to work. I clearly already fucked her.

Ask where my wife Miyabi is.

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Hold her close and smile

What a cute boy!

Ask her if I’ve died in my sleep or am in some kind of coma. Then smash that puss as if my life depended on it. Then I donno play some video games and call random strangers “nigger” on the internet.

I probably would fucking scream.

touche

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do a 360 and kms

too tubby

SHOVE MY FACE IN HER TITTIES!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT user!? I WANT TO FUK TAN BROWN NINJA!

So there are some official senran kagura art in which you can see boobs and pussy? besides the anime

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Post ass please.

Ask her if I'm in a dream and then lot of sex and me sucking those titties

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MORE

Touch tiddies and fondle them.

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I love all this hometown. Make it rain.

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take the smelly hobo to the shower and give her a good scrubbing. Then mess up that delicious brown girl pussy so we need to shower again.

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>Seeding Peach Beach Splash
>Check what torrents other people in the swarm are running
>CP fucking everywhere.

So yeah that happened.

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Say "Awooga! Where'd a broad like you come from? Jeeze louise, you shoulda given me some more time to prepare, I'm getting a bit hot under the collar! Good golly miss molly, look at those cans! Last time I saw honkers like those was when I was still with my ex-wife. She slapped me for staring at the waitress! Hey-o~!" then canter off stage right.

ponder why im Asuka then let Homura have her way with me

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Check to see if I'm 2D or still 3D.

>WHAT IN THE LIVING SHIT IS THIS BIG EYED GOBLIN HOLY FUCK AM I GONNA DIE

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I would probably assume she was about to kill me

Go back to sleep and this bitch better not wake me up again before I get my 8 hours

Figure out I'm in a dream and in a few moments, everything will stop moving and I'm back into the dark void
I'm not allowed happiness even in my sleep

haha, thanos... but he's a car, that's funny haha

Feel disappointed because it isn't Hibari

exhentai is dead

Good. Now you degenerate weebs are gonna have to get into normal things like watching mediocre TV shows on Netflix like the rest of us.

Dyke

>dyke
>Senran Kagura
Pick both.

You're thinking of Valkyrie Drive

Same difference. All these "hot girls fighting each other" things is yuri. Show me a heterosexual Senran.

The ones at Refle? Or most of the ones that want your dick in the mobile games? You choose.

Miyabi is FEMININE and STRAIGHT!

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I think you'll find Meebs is MY wife.

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Wonder what she will do for a living now that her franchise is dead and her creator is out of a job.

Literal self-insert player character in games that are literally "whoa these hot senran babes want to fuck you!" Irrelevant and non-canon.

That's the point user, senran kagura is a franchise that panders to people who like the girls, not to people who want to see the girls romantically involved with each other. You need to have a very loose definition of yuri to classify SK as such.

Dude works at cygames now

They're all groping and hugging each other constantly. There are like two or three men total in the entire series. If that's not yuri I don't know what to tell you.

So, a dozen Granblue fanservice spinoff games incoming?

>They're all groping and hugging each other constantly. .. If that's not yuri I don't know what to tell you.
It doesn't really strike me as sexually motivated in-universe.

i just want to hold hands with her and maybe kiss her on the cheek.

>What would you do if you woke up to this?
Tickle relentlessly

Liters about to

No, he's working as a producer for Project Awakening, doing stuff for both Granblue console games, and in his own project that is already stated to have more male characters than girls and is not fanservice focused.
There's also his other project (pic related) which is a multimedia project with Kadokawa consisting on a game published by Marvelous and an anime produced by Egg Firm. Will be presented on the same date the previous Senran Kagura streams were, so I'm already expecting no news about 7even or the franchise in general that day.

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Ask her why she isn't Yumi, the best girl.

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>Implying I get sleep

The whole point of yuri is showing explicit lesbian relationships and have stories revolve around that, the most you have about that in SK are characters like Yagyu and Imu, and both are treated like jokes. The one who does most of the gropping is Katsuragi, and she might as well be an old perverted dude in a hot girl's body.

Probably have a minor mental breakdown due to waking up in an animated world. I mean you’d likely be dealing with entirely different physics on top of the visual stimuli. After gaining back some control of my sanity (assuming I could), I would likely leave the house to explore the new reality I awoke to and attempt to gain an understanding of where I was. After that I would probably have to rely on improvisation based on whatever I discovered.

i want homu to seduce me with kunoichi techniques and then gently fuck me all night long

Who the fuck is that?
Why is she in my house?
Get the fuck out.

PURE
UNFILTERED
SEX

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Man, she's hot

bump

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I'd like to bump the one on the left.

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*grabs tit*

They look like they lick black men's assholes

Hungry for something?

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Gay

i want. homura. to force me. to eat her out.

You sure?

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it was a difficult decision to make, but yes.

Any artist that forgets Homura's tanlines deserves to get shot.

This but with Miyabi.

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Which one has the best bust/waist/hip ratio?

Great.

Honestly it is a crime to forget them, so yeah

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This, makes me hard thinking about it

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This

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Would be perfect if she was a little bit thiccer in that pic like in the OP

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I'd be good with that too.

I want to kill myself.

have sex (with her)

BLEACH HER

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why is she so fucking perfect bros

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You can see what torrents other people are running? That sounds like an invasion of privacy.

How do you even do that?

>that Mirai
I wanna fuck a flat chested girl so bad.

Rape her. Just to make sure that we actually sex instead of just me imagining it.

Freak out and probably stop drinking .

If they're on public trackers there's really nothing stopping someone from running a bot to get a fuck-hueg index of torrents, dumping the peer lists of those torrents, and then piecing together which peer's IP addresses are associated with which torrents. It's nosy, but it's not happening anywhere you have a reasonable expectation of privacy.

>tfw a brainlet and havent bothered getting into a privatetracker or torrenting in general
Not that guy, but I already knew people could see what I could get, but didnt know it was this open. I never really torrent anyway, but guess I'll do some research.

Ask what the fuck she's thinking lying in my fucking bed. Get out whore!