Friday night

id/Tomoko
>tfw no bf

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>she said I'm her best friend
I am not seeing her this weekend and doing my fucking best to at least make out with someone tomorrow night. If I can't, I'm not going out again until I have a solid 3 months of gym under my belt.

I'm watching typewriter on nextflix with my fiance right now. Gonna have sex later probably. Any non depressed bros here?

pay for a hooker, it is that fucking easy, momentary pleasure is better than long term relationships that have high chance of failure anyway

K typewriter was turned off immediately

Well at least I'm not the only one.

Is this the video games thread?

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people with relationships/ steady access to sex can still be and often are just as depressed, your virginity is a symptom of deeper issues you have, not the cause.
Stop using it as a scapegoat for your problems.

I stayed up late and watched The Shining by myself and now I'm a bit spooked desu

Hi Elliot hope you're having a pleasant evening.

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>ywn suck an user off while he plays vidya
why even live?

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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF

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No one cares you degenerate subhuman

>tfw lost my virginity in high school
>tfw haven't had sex in 5 years

Same here, all my old high school friends are still 21-22yr old virgins as well.

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AAAAAAAND THE DAYS GO BY

I had sex only to learn how disappointing it is.

Stay a virgin until you really have a gf you like, sex mostly sucks if you don't enjoy the person you are fucking.

>doco crews going around interviewing virgins about why they can't get laid
I'd watch that desu.

Unironically just had sex about 15 minutes ago. I have work early though

Who cares? Get your mind out of the gutter and focus harder on shitposting.

mad

I'm working 12 hour graveyard shift so at least its not me having sex right now.

>friday night
How many people do you think around you are playing video games right now? I wonder how many people in my entire city are right now playing video games.

Sounds comfy, can you order pizza to a graveyard?

Yes

the cops showed up at my neighbor's because they're fighting a bit ago so I doubt them. or maybe they're already bangin it out again i dunno

video games are gay

Nice

>not living with your fiancee and getting sex literally whenever you want

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THERE IS WATER
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

I did but she got hooked on meth after we got married. I haven't seen her in like 7 years.

All my neighbor are in their 70's and 80's, so hopefully not to many. Don't think their hearts ould take the strain.

>falling for the marraige meme

They still fuck

dem

>falling for the "muh independence" meme
have fun with being alone the rest of your life

Don't be envious of people who are getting drunk just to socialize with other low IQ fake idiots and pussy beg.

thanks bruh

Me. I have so much of the sex all the time dude. I am constantly having sex.

28 here. Only time I've had sex was with my friend's fiance when he was out getting his car fixed

Wasmt worth it

based and vanillapilled

Well I hope they've been doing cardio, I'm going to bed and don't want to be woken up by an ambulance pulling in.

I just had sex like 4 hours ago with my gf and am now playing games. What’s the issue again?

i will thank you very much
believe it or not some of the intended audience for this site still come here instead of "haha so ironic bro" normalfags

?

I just know because my gf works in a nursing home

Hahhaha maybe she just hated u hahhaa

Why do you give a shit who's having sex or not? Why is having sex such a big concern for you? Get a hobby and stop thinking about sex so damn much.

>if u don’t get married that must mean ur alone
Okay retard

I denied my friends wife and he still stopped talking to me. dont feel bad.

sounds like a cuck

>if you even consider getting married to anyone you're a normalfag and shouldn't be allowed on Yea Forums

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Dude just stop caring about something humans have been doing literally forever lmao

Why do you care so much?

Have sex with a hooker, then you will now how this shit is overrated

>falls in love with a hooker
lmao

Hooker sex is not even close to having sex with a girlfriend retard, people are never >tfw no sex
Thinking about hookers idiot

Sex is truly overrated. In my opinion, it's a fun diversion and can be a great time, but overall, it's not worth all the drama and prestige it's given by retarded virgins. People who are obsessed with sex are the most likely to have never had it.

OP isn't complaining about "gf sex"

Just say eat food. Who calls food "edibles"?

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It was her friend from high school that got her hooked. she might've though.
lots of kids from prostitution that get taken away and lots of felonies so it's kinda past the point now. I ain't touching that shit.

As I said, it doesn't need to be stated because no one is lonely over thinking about hookers retard

Stuck a nerve there huh?

how many people do you think are dying right now

Kek same. All my 5 friends are virgins at 23-26

You're either a retard or underage. Which one is it?

CARRYTHE WATER, REMOVE THE WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

how long until this thread is removed for blogshitting?

It's backwards.

OH, FUCK, same, but playing EDF5 and PUBG. YEAH, I PLAY PUBG, Yea Forums

Shut tp

you can't just shut triad primus, dude. they're one of the hottest groups
youtube.com/watch?v=K8GG7Uu7cyg

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Except it's not. He refers to THC edibles not just some random food you mongoloid.

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I wasn't referring to that.

So, retarded and underage, then?

stoner faggot btfo

I'm going to go out in about 20 mins, get rejected by thots, then come back and play VR

wish me luck Yea Forums - video games

This but with some chippy butty and watching The Gods must be Crazy movie again.

can you fuck me while you use vr to make it seem like youre fucking an anime girl? thatd be really funny haha

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I'm playing Breath of the Wild

samefag

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I imagine that the greatest generation who grew on Glen Miller saw their kids introduce talkimg heads, and this video, and could not comprehend it. And now, if i showed my boomer parents Death Grips, they would also say what in the blue hell is this. And when I am old and feeling nostalgic and begin jamming out to IN ANI MATE some kids will show me some even weirder shit that i could not imagine right now.

sex is overrated dude, yeah sure me and my big titty gf do it every other night for hours and I love it but it's overrated, nothing special really.
Just be yourself bro

Nope.

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If you want it so bad go get it. Why are you posting on Yea Forums about it?

all me