How would Disney have handled her?
How would Disney have handled her?
She'd be a sassy obese black lady played by Queen Latifa.
>MY MOTIVES ARE MYSTERIOUS
>I WILL BELITTLE YOU
>WHOA I WAS THE GOOD GUY ALL ALONG
>LET ME TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT FAMILLY IS
I think I would actually kill myself if this happened.
The obvious answer is that they wouldn’t. Why would you even make this thread?
Every one of her monologues would end with an out-of-place old-people joke.
Badly
Poorly like everything else Star Wars they've touched.
So you mean she would improve as a character?
They wouldn't touch her. Just look at the shit show she is in TOR.
Why do autistic virgin manchildren have such a complex over Disney?
You know Disney are the ones who gave the game official widescreen resolutions and support for the restored content mod after LucasArts completely abandoned it after release, right?
btw TLJ was kino and no matter of kicking and screaming about ess jay double yous will change that. Have sex
By making her black as coal
poorly
...
so they're going to make her father black too?
ayy lmao
yo fiindd wat yo lookin' for among the deadass crackas?
I mean atleast she looks like a fish
At least a third of the miners are asians, though.
Isn't there some rumor that there will be Star Wars movies the take place during the old republic times?
In that case I could see Disney bringing Kotor 2 to the big screen since it has a cult following and they're always pandering non-stop.
I think they would make Kreia more of a generic villain don't have her hang around the protagonist, only have her show up in a few scenes and maybe give her a tragic backstory to explain why she's evil. Also cut the entire plot about the Exile being cut off from the force, the movie now takes place during the Mandolorian Wars instead of after it and the big climactic CG battle is Malachor V.
Darth Scion is still a secondary antagonist, he hangs out beside Kreia and does not have a single line of dialogue for the entire movie and will die after having a 5 second lightsaber duel with the exile.
Also the end of the movie will reveal that Kreia is the great great great grandmother of Palpatine or something.
The good disney has done has not yet outweighed the bad. They still have time to correct this... I think. But if the way they're handling the star wars movies is anything to go by, I expect them to run the franchise irreparably into the ground before they course correct.
We have a complex over Disney because they want to buy every property but also at the same time either do nothing with them or do exactly the wrong things with them due to troubled oversight, a lack of creativity, or simply just wringing out anything that could be considered even remotely risky to do, which, paradoxically, is a risk; Often one that does not pan out well for them.
Please stop
You shouldn't respond seriously to anyone who states TLJ is kino
>Kreia is the great great great grandmother of Palpatine or something.
4000 years, though. Otherwise yeah, sounds like something they'd do.
...About...that...
>you will live to see everything you once enjoyed utterly ruined by retroactive mutilation
Fair point.
>as usual
kek
Seeing as how I've always hated Kreia, and honestly think she's one of the worst aspects of KOTOR 2, bringing it well below the level of the first game, I can't see how much more obnoxious a company like Disney would turn her into.
Why does it have to be this way?
They'd just retcon that, because they're fucking disney, things don't have to make sense, they only have to get people interested enough to get their asses in theater seats. All they have to do is get a bunch of dumbasses to see kreia in a trailer and go "OOOH WHY IS SHE THERE" and then explain it poorly inside the actual movie itself because they don't give a flying fuck about logic or quality, only your money.
Why do autistic manchildren bother posting so weirdly low effort yet long shitposts
Did you really look at your post before posting it and think to yourself "yep, this'll get 'em haha"?
laugh at it
mock it
find a girl that does this with you and live in bliss
also fuck prostitutes
>find a girl
>btw TLJ was kino and no matter of kicking and screaming about ess jay double yous will change that. Have sex
kill yourself tranny
You will user I promise you
>TLJ was kino
YIKES!
>Kreia is a character who poorly subverts everything about the star wars setting
They wouldn't need to change anything, she would fit in perfectly in The Last Jedi.
Hmm. Let me give it a try. The special magical kind of Force at Malachor made it that instead of dying she became eternally trapped in the core so, even though Exile got the mass shadow generator activated again. But now $retarded_blatant_rip-off_of_some_old_EU_character has accidentally released her and she somehow materialized because very special magical kind of Force. Or outright go for scraping a hole in the barrel and get the $disneychar possessed by her.
UH UH HONEY I DON'T KNOW WHATCHU THINK U DOIN GIVE THAT BEGGIN ASS FOO' MONEY
unironically based and red pilled
post more.
Die? DIE? HELL NO MOTHAFUCKA I STRONG AS HELL NA
I SEE YOU LOOKIN AT THAT BLIND BITCH
DON'TCHU GET NO IDEAS BOUT FUCKIN THAT NO SEEING HO
You fall like a mothafucka and you ain't learned shit
GIVE YOURSELF UP NIQQA BE A SLAVE TO THE LEARNINGS LIKE THU MASTAHS WANT YOU TEW
yall niggas need to stop with this crazy ass light side dark side foolishness
MAH NIQQA REVAN KNEW ABOUT DEM SNACKS