Hand Banana is gonna rape the last game character you played as. How successful will he be?

Hand Banana is gonna rape the last game character you played as. How successful will he be?

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>Psyvariar ship

Good luck landing that hit.

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He's fucked if Hand Banana level scales like everything else in Skyrim.

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dunno

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why don't bullet hell fags just watch fireworks

Based

I mean he swings both ways, so why not

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They trigger my ptsd from iraq.

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Handbanna would rape the shit out of CSGO Counter Terrorist Guy

Mikri counter

How doesn't shooting guns also trigger your PTSD?

What? That doesn't sequitur dummy.

Oh no!

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But fireworks from far away are quieter than guns. I would assume all explosions over the 140db mark would trigger it

rofl

>pyro tf2
They become friends.

He is not gonna be able to rape my fresh unusual wearing Heavy

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tonight..............
you

Handbanna said he wants men so the squid kids are safe.

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Was handbanna gay?

poor veemo

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>sagat
I'll be damned if he can get past the muay thai defense

Hand Banana was just a dog. Only knew words like good and ball. And rape.

A dog that really liked fucking Carl for some inexplicable reason

Oh this is gonna be good.

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how does one rape a tank?

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you look like you need to go to bed, not get ravaged.

uh oh

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Muzzlefuck

Chad Muska, I think he's fucked.

FUUUUUUUUUCKK I miss watching this shit late at night when I was a teenager practically living in the basement. Too much nostalgia on the board for me tonight.

>inexplicable
They explained it in the episode. Hand Banana imprinted onto Carl.

>"I'm just a dog. All I know are the words 'ball' and 'good'... and 'rape'"

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>have mods installed
hand banana is definitely going to succeed at raping my dragonborn

because you’re usually far enough that you can’t dodge the sparks
Unless you’re like my cousin who got blasted with a stray firework, shit flew out of its path and blew up too close to the ground to give his back a spark shower

>scythe wielding murder maid
>has bayo style witch time on dodge
I mean, I'd still give it a shot if I was Hand Banana, but he can just get off by being stepped on.

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He better bring his goddamn A game. It's like thunder dome in my realm, two enter but only one leave.

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Doom Slayer, good luck Hand Banana

He is doomed

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God, such a great voice.

>Alien in spore that looks like a gimp fetishist
I'd say pretty easy. No hands or legs to resist with.

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He can't defeat the soldier from call of tomsk-7 that man is too powerful

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Does Mahjong Soul count as video game? If so the hag.
If not, then pic related.

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Bloodfang Sabertooth would rape handbanana

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How dare you post something so lewd!

>Tonight.... the last character you played as.
At least /try/ to use the source material.

honestly Handbanana raping Q-bee sounds pretty hot

It can't be helped, maids were built to serve

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Would Spaghetti be able to beat out Hand Banana if we take Carl out of the equation?

I was up in Seattle a few weeks ago, and the host at one of the restaurants we visited had a tattoo of a banana on her hand. After seeing it, I said "who you calling boy? Name's Hand Banana" and she just nervously chuckled and said she didn't know what I was talking about.

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>Isaac from the Binding of Isaac
He's already naked and a coward so it should be pretty easy.

You're sweating, must be summer.

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amazing

Y-yeah that's why

Didn’t Aqua teen hunger force get video games? How are they also meatwad is the best character.

>Claire
Does he count as a B.O.W?

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well someones going to be doing the raping

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I turns into Wile E Coyote but rapey

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Gordon Freeman with CW 2.0 guns

lmao

Good luck with that bucko. Seriously.

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As if he hasn’t been through enough

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Hand Banana would've been absolutely ravaged

He gets rekt with a high damage, holy elemental bow that my character wields from portal knights. If that don't kill him, the lightning spells sure as fuck will.

put me in the screencap!

HANDBANANA I WANT YOU TO MEET
THE ENFORCER

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>Hand Banana is gonna rape the last game character you played as.
Not gonna happen.

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Not happenin'

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>a gaunt, idiot savant Nora which I overleveled by spamming shelves in Sanctuary.
I dunno he might be able to pop it in this human popsicle

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Not at all. My Warrior of Light from ffxiv has

>defeated no less than 7 summoned gods
>fought off an invasion from a highly advanced magitek empire and defeated a giant mech built with ancient magical technology
>overthrew a corrupt theocratic dictatorship and ended a 1,000-year war between men and dragons by defeating their vengeful leader not once but twice
>faced a giant self-aware time-travelling machine and won
>inspired and fought a revolution to liberate two occupied nations from under the boot of a highly advanced magitek empire
>faced down a gauntlet of incredibly powerful foes taken from fiction and legend as part of a test of her powers conducted by a mysteriously advanced space-faring machine from another world
>after defeating all of its challenges, she then faced the mysteriously advanced space-faring machine from another world and won
>More recently, she traveled to another world and single handedly saved it from destruction while simultaneously crushing the dreams and plans of a 10,000 year old immortal by facing him and murdering his very soul
Hand Banana doesn't stand a chance

Based

>after defeating all of its challenges, she
is going to take Handbanana's knot, loses by default

Hand Banana is fucked

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>YOU CANNOT RAPE ME, MY ASS BELONGS TO AMERICA!

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Guy just can't catch a break huh?

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Fuck off redditor

>Thrall from Hearthstone/WoW
Do it. He deserves it after FUCKING CHEATING IN RITUAL COMBAT GODDAMN I HATED GARROSH BUT HE DESERVED BETTER THAN WHAT HE GOT.

Yeah i'm thinking he's fucked

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>ghost rider
INNOCENT BUTTS HAVE BEEN SPLIT TODAY

Just made me picture some touhoufag with a fumo getting really excited on 4th of july

top fucking kek, i just imagine some weeb with his reimu plush popping a stiffy over some fireworks on the 4th july