Any games for this feel?

true love is taking some exlax after eating 36 hard boiled eggs. im sorry youre such a prude and cant experience true pleasure.

Yeah, and what would you say?
>POLICE, THIS GIRL OFFERED ME ANAL SEX, PLEASE ARREST HER

What's this anime girl's appeal exactly?

I'd say she made unwanted sexual advances and I don't want her in my home.
They'd have to remove her by force at that stage.
Hopefully she'd resist arrest and they'd shoot her.

What about one who asks "have you ever come on a girl's face before?"

Truly this

Is there something more hilarious than when a millennial tries sounding tough and slightly edgy?
You are in your 30s dudes, drop your emo phase already.

>having moral standards is edgy
what kind of topsy turvy world do we live in?

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HAHAHA, son stop being gay.

Moral standards?
Dude, you are saying you wish an hypothetical girl would get shot because she offered you sex lmao.
Millennials have to be the most autistic generation in human history.

Although the most pathetic thing is when Yea Forums, the website that once tried to melt down and MLP figure with rancid, 1 year old cum, tries to speak of "morals".
You millennials are a generation of degenerate of larpers, you only pretend to have morals by denying things that you have no access to in the first place.

geez, who hurt you?

Based but shitskinpilled.

this looks like an ad you’d see in GTA so try that

Life.

Can confirm

This pic is real.
My sister got one and she harassed me until I complied.

>Mods keep this thread up

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not today she doesn't

She better have a dick.

Not right now she don't.

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Sodomy is actually illegal in many places.

How the hell is that enforced in any way?

>>How the hell is that enforced in any way?
Usually with stones.

Based and bombpilled.

They investigate reports of it.

Real men go in through the front door only

You'll never do either one, who cares what you think?

Was hoping to do one or both with you

yeah but it’s an impossible law to enforce. sodomys illegal under the ucmj too but try to find the last service member prosecuted for it

Sorry, I don't fuck retards.

fuck yeah i gotta get me one of those

Anal

based and allahpilled

Yeaahhhh, that's it. Keep talking dirty like that

How would they prove it happened?

When did you lose all hope of being with a girl?

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Generally, traces of semen in their asshole if there's no picture or video evidence. I imagine also admission or witness testimony. The ways people usually solve crimes.

I am a girl

When I was with one and realized that it's awful

post tits

This sounds pretty hot.
>ma'am (or sir), im gonna need you to drop your pants and bend over so i can inspect your gaping asshole for any semen
>hmmm? yes i would like a taste

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That’s not how you talk to a lady

post dick

She cute as hell, if she wants it in the butt that's even cuter

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fag

lmao tell that bitch or fag to get a enema before you dive in the anoos

How can you tell if you have them?

As long as she likes me, there's still hope
Even if it does feel hopeless

the only weird part is how she isnt surprised she has them and says that "everyone has them", which is definitely not true at all. well, maybe it is in some cultures

I want to FUCK that idoru!

when I decided to become one

Yea Forums

where is my psedou bimbofication comic about this very premise

if your asshole itches at night

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Literally just got done fucking my wife. Quit being a child and go put yourself out there, sitting around feeling sorry for yourself or where your life is now will get you nowhere. Strive to improve and you'll get everything you want and more, user.

>So what's the crime here?
>The crime here is that she isn't doing it with me

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>Literally just got done fucking my wife. Quit being a child and go put yourself out there, sitting around feeling sorry for yourself or where your life is now will get you nowhere. Strive to improve and you'll get everything you want and more, user.

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When I realized having a room temperature IQ person with no aspirations other than clacking their annoying ass gel-nails on an iPhone X while sitting on the couch pretending to watch Netflix was sheer torment.

The modern "woman" is to a real woman as a McDs cheeseburger is to a fine steak. People weren't perfect in the past but things were better before social media, hardcore porn and identity politics. It's really disappointing but we were born into a truly dark time.

Dudes who like fucking anuses are probably sociopaths, or maybe even gay.
Girls who like giving anal have issues, too.
>hey, there's this spot right on the body that's literally designed to be pleasurable for putting your penis in-and-out of
>...nah lemme fuck the hole that shit comes out of LOL
Every time I ask someone online "why do you want to fuck a girl's butthole?" they always say something about dominance. That's a hint that they're fucked up and/or retarded beyond repair.

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There’s no hope for a 5’6” asian manlet like me
based

based. sodomy should be punishable by hanging

Baste. Anal is a pathetic degen kink. I'd vomit on her back if I kept getting whiffs of her shit every time I pumped.

boomer tier post fuck off

>hate roasties
>hate ''I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS :)'' type
All that is left is to dig through bunch of subhuman trash hoping i'll find somebody i like. That will take too much effort which i'd rather spend playing vidya.

21. Just move on.

How does anal actually work in practice? Do you need to have a proper clean up in there? If not how are there not shit particles all over the dick after? And if you do have to, it doesn’t sound worth the effort.

buddy of mine once proudly told me about the time he nonchalantly wiped the shit off his thumb on a girl's bedsheets after sticking it in her ass

normalfags are literal animals

Based halalposter

Do all women who wear chokers realise that it makes them look like gigantic whores? Is it a purposeful signal that they’re down to fuck, or do they just think it’s cute because some Instagram model they follow wore one as part of a payed promotion?

Based.

>ex gf already let like 2 dudes plow her
>Says she is saving her anal virginity for marriage though because she already gave up the puss
>Tfw I'm rubbing her butthole with my dick and I keep spitting on it
>JUSTDON'TGOIN TEE HEE
>Tfw I slide in balls deep and she moans then starts crying and tells me to get out
>Cries for 20 minutes about how she is ruined and a whore
Crazy whores lads

Wait a minute. This isn’t videogames, this is anal sex!

No its not fuck off with your normie "Black Blowjob Belt" shit
If a chick has beautiful neck then chokers make her 11/10

But they refuse to wear it because of dumbfucks like you that go HARF DARF BLOWJOBS

When I was like 13
If you didn't know you were fucked from the outset, you don't belong here

They know. They just like to pretend they don't know. It's like when they're gigantic whores who fuck a different guy every weekend but try to pass off that they're a virgin or have only fucked one guy before.

When I realized all I want them for is sex.

watching your dick be completely enveloped by a girl's butt is more beautiful than anything in the world

>tfw no art hoe gf to fuck her anus

thats rape user

She was already a ruined whore if the term "anal virginity" was in her vocabulary. Even more so if she was saving it for someone like it was something valuable.

I don’t even have an image of blowjobs associated with it. Just general sluttery. It looks like a dog collar, which makes you look like you want to be submissive to men. Women who wear these look like they have daddy issues.

now those are some really skewed beliefs. i wonder what kind of retardation made her think like this

BASED AND CHRISTIAN PILLED
THE ONLY SEX WORTH A DAMN IS THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF CHILD MAKING BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY SHARED THEIR VOWS AND ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE!!!!!!

Not gonna lie but this boy got the right idea

it feels slightly tighter honestly and if you really like the grip part of fucking then you will really like anal imo, i like the wetness of the vagina especially when its ovulating or whatever

i think thats also why a lot of sexually active men end up becoming fags because i assume gay sex is rougher and more about cumming than making love

also like how jacking off sometimes can be better than sex, especially if you have a vivid imagination/good porn

>it makes them look like gigantic whores?
Why? I mean I don't find them off-putting but they don't increase the appeal (if it's present) in any way for me.

delete this

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when I realized that I could pay for 30 mins.