The game baldi's basic now has official merchandise

where can i buy them

From the looks of the background, Target

Literally why. There was nothing deep or interesting about the game and it was over in an hour

hotglue when

Now show me what the jump rope girl looks like

You took this at Target.
What a sad existence

This, someone post best girl’s action figure

I actually want that Baldi. The game was hilarious.

Gotta sweep sweep sweep.

This is hilarious and i think thats the intent
Baldi is making fun of the horror genre,its making fun of how its as kid marketable as old edutainment games
Bendy,hello neighbor,and fnaf are all liked by kids and by making something kids don’t understand what its a parody of and have nostalgia for myst man is making a child audience and tearing down them down and making fun of these horror games ruined by kids and the need for more lore to fill theory channels so kids find the games,
Myst man is purposely trying not to appeal to kids with shitty merch showing that the horror genre is ruined
Hes waking us up

Not only that it makes fun of jumpscares but does have fear still,the creepy designs,emptiness,sound design showing looming threats,and a good sense of nostalgia and not knowing whats coming next work really well together

this

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apparently she has an action figure, i dont have the pic for it tho

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How is their articulation?

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they probably only move the arms

i am twelve and what is this

Yea Forums

Fuck off

To think, this dude's game jam project making fun of modern meme-horror games and old edutainment games is now marketable enough for figurines.

Even though it's an older meme, I recommend you don't joke about that as the mods may ban you regardless

Isnt the creator just a kid? Good for him.

it wasn't as good as five nights at freddies.

>action figure unironically looks better than the model

im going to cum on baldie

MODS

Why is this so popular with autistic kids? I’ve given private art classes to two kids on the spectrum and they’re both OBSESSED with this.

>official merchandise like 6 months after the fad
wow brilliant!!!!

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Enjoy your ban.

Is this still popular? Anyways, it's still not as bad as Tube Heroes or whatever those Minecraft e-celeb toys were called.

they were called tube heros but now there's "youtooz"

The sequel coming out in august

You have YouTubers and streamers to blame for this.

YouTubers.

>Series 1
Does that game even have enough material to warrant multiple toy waves?

Baldi smash move-set
A:ruler smack
AAA:multiple ruler hits
Rapid A:Ruler thrusts forward instead of smacking
Dash A:shoots b soda blast

Up tilt:ruler hit
Side tilt:ruler hit
Down tilt:Bear trap kicked from bellow

Up smash:Playtimes jump rope used as a whip
Side Smash:chargeable throw(like pac man) in order
1.Zestybar,heals teammate but does the least amount of damage
2.notebook,goes through multiple opponents
3.lock,freezes players for a bit
4.quarter,acts as boomerang
5.sends out gotta sweep to do damage carrying anyone with him off the stage

end this world

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>doubting the jews greed
lmao it doesn't matter. the source material could be a single picture and they would still try to give it 5 series

Down Smash:Vending machine

Neutral air:spins holding ruler to attack
Up air:notebook sends papers out
Down air:helicopter kick
Forwards air:launches forward with note book held out ward
Back air:backflips and ruler smacks

Grab:holds them like he holds his ruler
Grab attack:hits them with ruler as they are held
Up throw:throws them up using b soda
Down throw:uses jumprope to whip them down
Forward throw:same as up throw but forward
Back throw:same as down throw but backwards

B:glitch text shot out of note book or you can think pad
Up B:teleportation
Side B:Gotta sweep sent out
Down B:Uses vending machine to burry opponents in the floor

Taunt 1:Oh,Hi.
Taunt 2.frowns
Taunt 3.reads note book

Victory 1:Falls from the sky and waves
Victory 2:his jump scare then him leaning against his ruler reading
Victory 3:teleports around the points his ruler at the screen

ALTS
1:Normal
2:Camping gear
3:red shirt(file name two and play time)
4:grey shirt(principal
5:blue shirt (with a heart on it)with green pants(1st prize)
6: greyscale baldi
7:black shirt with beige pants (chalkboard color palette)
8:orange shirt(it’s a bully)

Final Smash:Door appears in the background and anyone sucked in gets transported to the woods with baldis bus where he runs them over

they're well made but of all youtubers to choose they chose one with such an ugly design

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why is this joke outlawed on Yea Forums?

>have no idea what this is
>try to glean what it is from the thread
>I now have less of an idea what this is supposed to be

They’ll just use hats, different expressions, or different colored shirts.

It's a game jam project that got way out of hand.

The Playtime plush is cute. I’d hot glue it.

it's a youtuber kid meme just like fnaf and bendy

I WANT THE BRUSH

GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!!!!!!!

>guy makes game for game jam
>it explodes in popularity
there, you now have caught up

>it makes fun of jumpscares
How?

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Imagine slapping your sons face so hard that every little faggot that has ever played Baldi's Basic would only need to see your son's face to destroy their computer and read a god damn book instead.

Didn't the creator specifically said he doesn't want his game to suffer the same fate as Fnaf?

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Can confirm I work toys in target and this shits been coming in past few days. No one asked for it yet.

I saw a Brush with Ryan toothbrush the other day.

Mods believe your statement of underage. Possibly because asses like me occasionally report such posts for lulz

Baldi porn

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Oh no... I liked Balid's Basics, enough to back the kickstarter even. But I did not want it to end up like FNAF.

So someone made a game jam knock-off of slender: the eight pages and it exploded on youtube because that's literally all it takes in current ano domini? Am I now fully caught up.

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Some is hot

I still do it anyway on occasion, partly because I'm pretty sure I could demonstrate from context it was a joke if I wanted to appeal a ban, but mostly because there's that hope in the back of my mind that they'll finally free me from this place.

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Most is not

The ratio is not when playtime exists

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Some of the Playtime stuff is good.

*some*
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Shame theres no playtime tag on paheal

Why do we even tolerate these newfigs?

That’s one the good ones yes

Ratboy Genius action figures when?

haha what do you mean hot glue it ?

YouTubers need to command their children armies to love it first.

holy fuck is that playtime

damn based, is that playtime ?

Better image quality
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UNF, how do we go from THIS to THAT ?

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Through dick, unity.

new reaction image

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This bait doesn't matter anymore since mods don't care.

Where’s this version from?

Wasn't he going to do a "full" version of the game? What happened with that?

So all I gotta do is make some shitpost of a meme game, get it to youtubers, and then I’m in the money?

Exactly. It’s seriously that easy.

paheal

HOLY FUCK

imagine the parents trying to rationalize why their children would want this

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Hello Neighbor was all marketing to begin with, though.

based

Thrown in front of a computer/tablet/phone all day by mom who doesn't want to take responsibility for going through with squirting out a futureless tard

A doll...of a sock puppet...a plush doll, of a fucking sock puppet. That you can make. At home. Out of your poop sock.

Not fapping would make her sad.

a little late, innit?

Full game when?

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see but this kind of stuff is always funny

Children are not creative despite what Disney channel wants people to think.

fuck, i can't make her sad right ?

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Exactly right.

Baldi > FNAF > Ink Machine

shut the fuck up boomer, go fetch a pail of water

I want to spread my ropes on jumprope girl

It's so weird, Baldi was a parody game made as a joke, but it totally worked for that same audience. The creator didn't seem like he was prepared for it at all. I'm glad he at least has this merch thing going now, for a while it seemed like weird youtube videos were profiting off the Baldi brand more than he was.

>jumprope girl
her name is playtime

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>these will outsell every modern nuwars figure
loving every laugh

literally the only good playtime image, also the only good thing to come out of baldi's basic franchise

I’ve been away at “summercamp” for a few months. I thought the Baldi thing came and went. Is it gaining traction again or something? How so? Just more ‘tubers covering it?

Probably some company trying to sweep in on an open market and target dumb kids but don't realize they're a year too late
My guess is OP thinking people would be upset, but in classic Yea Forums fashion we've made it a porn thread about a character that looks like something 2 year old drew on MSpaint

I missed the boat on this. What is this game?

>implying that wasn't my intention to being with

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In the internet age, there's no difference between irony and sincerity.

seeing this stuff at the store makes my skin crawl
youtuber influence over their audience is a powerful fucking thing

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Clever motherfucker, played us all like a couple of fiddles

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t. literal autist

how do you make a sequel to fucking baldi's basics? what exactly is there to expand on?

I want to face fuck Akko

I have officially lost touch with the youth these days

it's a bad feeling user
i feel a pang of old man-esque hatred every time I see some little faggot out in public doing the floss dance or the orange julius dance
it never gets easier

>Shit figures for shit games by shit streamers with audiences that have all around shit taste.

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I don’t even know what Ink Machine is but I see merch every time I go near a hot topic

>new chapter coming 6 months after the previous one
wow brilliant!!!

C

>make literal parody of fnaf
>becomes the next fnaf

True horror

Shut the fuck up blooddrive

So where is my Hogwarts Mystery merchandise?

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