Look Mister Bubbles

i never meant taking care of other children
you are that little sister father

ACTUAL incel

I'd argue that. Protecting woman is deeply ingrained in our lizardbrain.
Have you never noticed how stressed and on edge you get if there's a crying or shrieking woman around?
You got me on the father figure part though.

You're still spending over a decade of your life to raise a fucktoy for some man.

>Protecting woman is deeply ingrained in our lizardbrain.
Nah.
Like most asserted "biological imperatives", it's just a cultural thing that has been repeated so much that uncucking your brain sounds unthinkable.
>Have you never noticed how stressed and on edge you get if there's a crying or shrieking woman around?
Same would happen if men were shrieking. Probably more of it, since it would mean that something serious is happening and not bitch drama.

>since it would mean that something serious is happening and not bitch drama.
Found the incel

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dilate

>You're still spending over a decade of your life to raise a fucktoy for some man.
You're not wrong, but either way your genetics are passed on, you've done your job. Plus you are more likely to have grankids with a daughter.
Even if it is bitch drama, there's something that really gets to me. I can't fucking stand it.
You're right, it usually is more serious if men are screaming, but it doesn't touch the part of my core being that a woman does.

How would a Palutena Guidance go?

Sorry kid, it's mine.

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At that point I'd be convinced that they were intentionally pissing on PS Battle Royale's grave.

Think about it logically.

>your genetics are passed on, you've done your job
So being a cuck is fine if some proteins use you as a vessel for multiplying them?
It's like seeing that lizard part of the brain is telling you stupid shit, but instead of telling it to fuck off, you nod along and then proceed with its retarded plan.

Mario no!

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Why do you include a daughter finding a man as cucking the father?
Are you in a sexual relationship with your daughter?

You're spending over a decade of your life - possibly of your best years of life, tons of money and time, to raise a very expensive fleshlight for some man.
And all the """reason""" you have to do that is obligation towards bits of acidic goo in your cells.

You're spending a lot of effort to pimp up a slut for some man and have no excuse for it.
How is that anything but ultimate cuckoldry?

I would implore you to consider the benefits you get out of this.
Those bits of acidic goo make up who you are. What you are.
Did you know that iq is largely inherited from your parents?
I find it extremely sad that people would find shame in having children, male or female. It's like choosing to be forgotten and have zero impact on the world.

Hopefully you will never reproduce and your retarded genetic line goes extinct.

What is Mario doing to that little girl?

>a bunch of non-reasons
>b-b-but if you pass on parts of your DNA, you will somehow be remembered! muh impact on the world!
Imagine being so pathetic and subhuman that you care a lot about "having an impact", but don't even care what kind of an impact that is.
Never create anything, never invent or discover, just breed like a subhuman animal that can only do that.

>Never create anything, never invent or discover, just breed like a subhuman animal that can only do that.
Where did I say that?
If anything, I'm saddened that the current trends is for the lowest of the low iq reproduces like animals while legitimately intelligent people spend their prime years working and extremely few, if any, children.
Don't you want to have a child, user?

Not a single Bioshock game was on a nintendo console

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>muh made up fanrules

>You're still spending over a decade of your life to raise a fucktoy for some man.
so is that how your dad feels faggot?

>Don't you want to have a child, user?
No, I don't want to work hard on a pet that has a very high chance of suffering in the future. I live in a shitty country and I don't want to waste my limited time on burdening a valuable being with the same fate that was forced on me.

Parents are almost universally incredibly irresponsible """people""".

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically

You'll fail and make a thot lol

>I live in a shitty country and I don't want to waste my limited time on burdening a valuable being
What country?
Also, you admitted children are valuable beings.
>Parents are almost universally incredibly irresponsible """people""".
A lot of them are. I don't think my parents had any real business in having me after my brother.
They fucked a lot of things up. Look at where I am.
I take it as inspiration to be better, to not repeat the same mistakes, whether out of ignorance or malice, as they did.

>yes goyim don't reproduce!
>it could be a girl and you'd be a (((cuck)))
>spend your days working for me
>let the brown hordes outbreed your kind!

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>you admitted children are valuable beings
My hypothetical children specifically and only valuable because of my investment in them. Not because of any obligation towards muh genes or any such garbage.

>I take it as inspiration to be better, to not repeat the same mistakes, whether out of ignorance or malice, as they did.
But you intend to commit the worst mistakes they did, purely out of your own egoism.

Bringing a child to this shitty world is inherently irresponsible.

>le juden xD
Ah yes, here come the really good arguments.
>ugg must make more ugg, is will of sky man

>But you intend to commit the worst mistakes they did
I do not.
>Bringing a child to this shitty world is inherently irresponsible.
That is why we need to do better.
The world isn't going to get any better if the only people reproducing are sub 80 iq africans.
You can be part of the solution here.

>Skateboarding character
Would honestly be one of the most unique newcomers possible

*hits pipe*

Bioshock was such a goddamn masterpiece.

Ken Levine literally approached Sony for it
He even wrote Big Daddy's story

how would it play?

Nah, man
I just realized
At least one of the next picks is fucking Crash or Spyro
Think about it, Nintendo has been choosing classic or relevant characters, and I'd say Crash fits both those bills with his Remakes. Either one of them would make great fighters.

Japan never cared for Spyro

Because the first game was borderline unplayable over there for no fucking reason and gave anyone playing it severe motion sickness.

Which sucks since they actually wanted to make it another Crash success there

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>*hits pipe*

>Big daddy is so chad that he ends up in Smash and that one shitty smash clone on PS3 that one played

Reminder that "Mr Bubbles" is likely a contribution from the Australian Bioshock team. It has to do with an alleged paedophile named, you guessed it, Mr Bubbles.

Source?

benhills.com/articles/scams-scoundrels/tony-derens-nightmare-there-goes-mr-bubbles/

Strayans are such edgy retards

Do you fuck your daughter?

And he's connected to Bioshock how?

If by some miracle a Big Daddy did make it into Smash, would you rather the standard Bouncer, or Subject Delta?

Bouncer is more iconic

Is it possible to hack PlayStation all star characters into smash. I’m just curious

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no

Both as skins