Can open gaps on literally everything

>Can open gaps on literally everything
>still loses
LMAO HOW IS GAP HAG THIS BAD ?

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she's 17 years old you know

17000

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because she's a queen of spades

i want to go to jail by mating yukari!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOLD
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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I'll open her gap by using my penis because when I said "I'll open her gap" I meant i'll have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

the only person that can love a old hag is the armpit slut

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How did maribel attain such powers?

I unno. How does someone with the power to literally destroy anything lose a fight?

by going senile

Spellcard rules

didn't she and reimu create them ? lmao just break them if you made them

Open a gap in anything, huh?

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Cheat magic

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would you bang this hag

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really tho, how many times has yukari molested reimu by using her gaps ?

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oh no, yukari is being molested

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>kill reimu
>boundary breaks and gensokyo is fucked
>kill gap
>spooky bois are going to have a power vacuum
No one needs to die unless you're medicine maker

>No one needs to die
All youkai should be burned away.

>can literally summon any god into her body
>still los- wait she can't lose
Lmao how are Lunarians this good?

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is yukari still a virgin?

she has probably fucked 50% of the touhou cast by now, she DEFINITLY fucked reimu and ran tho

"yeah, you're right, such incompetence. maybe we should revoke her Sage Council Membership"

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she can manipulate the boundary of virginity and remain one forever

>eating history
>floating out of reality
>destroy/kill anything
>manipulation of fate
>immortality/reincarnation
Why is Marisa the only respectable 2hu?

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>steals all her coolest techniques
I'm not saying marisa isn;t rad, I'm saying that respectable in this context perhaps isn't the best choice of words.

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>shows flattery by imitating her opponents
>adds her own personal touch to it so she can develop her own thing
>uses this as an opportunity to learn and grow as a magician
>never claims that she invented the technique or some other self centered shit
She is more of a saint than the actual saints in Gensokyo, and she is a kleptomaniac trill seeker.

buy it
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Only if it's in English and not full of translation errors.

it is

>plagiarize patterns

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>Can move faster than you can blink
>Still loses

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So these threads are basically about how touhou is badly written?

The series isn't something you should take really seriously.

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Touhou powerlevel is just shitposting because the "fights" are pretty much the Phantasmagoria games

ZUN a hack

I like to imagine that she’s some sort of lovecraftian horror with countless writhing spawn that dot the infinite cosmos.

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So what is yukari actually?

a hag

Characters play by special rules that exist specifically to nerf the bullshit abilities. This applies to both the protags and the bosses.

So she's a witch? Ok.

Because every other character has broken ass abilities, and sometimes the strongest ones don't even make any sense. You're talking about a universe where there are characters that can alter reality, change physics, instantly kill anything, stop time, the list just goes on.

For some reason "doors" is a strong power though. It really doesn't make any sense.

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The doors control life energy, so she can instantly create/kill or buff/cripple anything running on that

She is the master of backdoors. No point on manipulating faith or stopping time when someone is fucking you in the ass.

all me

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yukari will spread the word of allah in gensokyo. why won't you?

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Fixed.

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instead of 72 virgins can i just go to gensokyo

Literally the point of Danmaku is how you can fight and not auto lose or auto win because of your actual powers.

she loses to player powers, nothing can beat that

Got more?

well the 72 virgins are in gensokyo

Bloodlusted no limits Reimu VS 1 trillion Cirnos

who wins?

Minecraft zombie wins.

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madara uchiha

1 cirno

newhag

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Only once. You don't get to molest much after you get your arms broken.

I need that Chen scroll

>can literally create life like youkai
>can create a door to anywhere, create a pocket dimension and enhance powers
>says she can recreate Gensokyo entirely if she wanted
Matara IS the most godlike

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Just get a napkin and a marker dude.

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YOU MOTHER FUCKER

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She shows me that every night so why is she embarrassed now?