DOOMGUY CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
DOOMGUY CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
Grayson Cooper
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Lucas Brooks
how does it smells like?
Brayden Russell
>implying smash players use deodorant
I think you mean deconfirmed
Ryan Sanchez
>gaming deodorant
Jeremiah Perez
monster energy
Xavier Rodriguez
Bro you serious? Thats how you get girl gamers.
Easton Miller
Blood and guts of demons
Christopher Long
Do not bath for 3 weeks
Wear the same shirt
Eat only processed food and snacks
Scratch your taint
the mix of shame disgust and poor hygiene is most likely what it smells like.
Owen Reed
Gamers usually need it the most. Ever been to any type of con or tournament?
Jason Edwards
Must be an American thing, European cons have normal hygiene.
Benjamin Wilson
>europoor
>hygiene
Kayden Perez
I haven't been to many conventions in europe but I did go to quite a few tournaments here, and it's pretty fucking bad there. I can't compare it to americas cons/tournies since i haven't been there.
Easton Thomas
Well I have no idea where you are or what tournaments you went to.
I've never had a bad experience.
Angel Taylor
[citation needed]
Jeremiah Martin
>Comerical begins
>Doomguy has a chainsaw high above his head and is about to cut a demon into two.
>Demon has a look of disgust on his face
>Doomguy takes a whiff of his pits
>Announcer "Facing the pits of hell with pits that smell. I don't think so. Introducing new BO55 Gaming deodorant. The smell of victory never has smelt this good before."
>Cuts to doomguy with a sad face like when he is injured, Then shows him applying the deodorant and his face changes.
>Announcer "Don't let the heat of hell make you lose your cool, With new age mars microtechnogly you would swear it was from another world. Let demons know that the smell of death is the smell of new Bo55 eternal. This is the cheat code for a new you.
>Cut to doom guy
>Doomguy now holding Bo55 as he speaks into the camera "RIP AND TEAR INTO THE ONLY DEODORANT MADE FOR THE HEAT OF HELL. BO55 ETERNAL!
Carter Russell
Oh, that's a sly way of insulting the fat fucks who never wear any at these events. I swear, what is it with fucking low self esteem fucks and body odor.
Evan Walker
How long have you wanted to post this?
Gavin Ortiz
congrats doombros
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Ryan Foster
Just made it up on the spot. I think I missed my true calling as some advertising schmuck.
Ethan Johnson
Gamers will buy anything if you slap "gaming" on it This is actually a genius play to get gamers to finally wear some deodorant
Benjamin Myers
That image is reversed.
Brody Howard
Do this
Hudson Lopez
1. It's a joke
2. It was free
Henry Long
Uh Guys? I thought it was only those stinky smashies that needed deodorant? Are you telling me B.O. is something that's rampant among the whole gaming community?!?!?!?!??!!!?
Nolan Wright
>they're giving it out for free
My sides.
Hudson Sullivan
>an unironic seething smashpony
lmao
Adam Turner
God I just find her extremely irrationally infuriating for some reason. She just has that shit eating face that I want to punch right off.
Nathaniel Young
I'm surprised France is that high.