“Final Fantasy VII Remake is the game where people who love Final Fantasy VII are going to realize just how fucking...

Dunkey

e-celeb board when? I mean honestly it would be the biggest board on Yea Forums without a doubt

unfunny faggot. fuck off

Despise donkey but he’s 100% right.

I just can't wait until people realize that all the "retconned" personalities of the characters were canon and obviously intended from inception, and that the characters they know and love were entirely fabricated in the localization

he hates turn based games, what'd you expect?

/incel/ Internet Celebrities

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Dunkey is openly biased against anything close to a JRPG, he's admitted it several times. I don't know why anyone would take his opinions of FFVII seriously, he's not an authority on the subject.

yeah keep saying it

Definitely gonna blame his GF and him getting fat

shoutouts to the user that got not only Yea Forums but dunkey and leah to watch a webm of a girl getting blacked what a legend

based

FF7's plot gets wonky at points but it doesn't need a strategy guide just to keep track of the characters and their relationships like KH does.

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He's not wrong. Final Fantasy has always had pretty poor writing, which was only exacerbated by poor localization.

why do americans care about what fat people say
oh right

I've never played any final fantasy game because i've always thought they looked gay ass fuck
It also looks like hardcore weeb shit

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Wasn't he always fat

Is there video of this happening?

Based

Based

he was fat
then he got skinny
then the saga of the korean bitch happened
then he got fat again
and now he's found a girl who's into fat guys

it all worked out in the end

"ok"

FF7's story is pretty shit. I wouldn't say it's very confusing though. The real Sephiroth not being the one you're chasing and Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth tie together isn't explained very well though.

Based

lol you just mad because he thinks shitty multi-CD weeb rpgs are gay
Final fantasy is epitome of why people think anime is trash.
We need more games that are closer to Fist of the North Star or JoJo

Nah he got fat around 2013-2014. Check out his 20k subscriber video

whens the next dunk tank? It's been like 10 weeks.

how does "it's just localization bro" explain aeris and tifa doing a complete 180 in personality from ff7

e-celebs get a pass for what the games media can't get away
the only difference is the lack of political culture wars clickbait material
at least on a specific side

I blame his gf for censoring his screaming and cursing.
He limits his cursing to singular slurs now. He never combines cursing with screaming anymore. I blame his wife

Keep saying it

check the meatwadsprite youtube channel
he was always fat

>first letter of each line
oh fuck you

>nobody noticed
KEEP

Isn't this the guy who's literally too stupid for jarpigs

Final Fantasy 7 is literally a game for boomers with shit taste. Its story is nothing special at all, everyone talks about a few key moments but the rest is forgettable cliche trash and it was cliche at the time too. It definitely helped turn JRPGs into the waifu trash they are today.

THANK YOU~

Journalists arent supposed to insert opinions. YouTubers live off of their opinions

FF7 is a very straightforward story with a single big twist halfway through all contained in a single game. KH is a convoluted as fuck story with constant "twists" across several different games available on several different platforms.

every animerpg is shit except for dragon quest.

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Did anyone else get disturbed by the cuck video before it w confirmed fake news? It's like watching your parents fuck and cuck each other it's a strange feel.

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I don't watch e-celebs; what is this "Keep saying it"?

Keep saying it

>KEEP SAYING IT
>*HUFF* S-SPA *HUFF* SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
>HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNG

>The real Sephiroth not being the one you're chasing

They verbatim tell you that in the game. People only forgot because it's a single line of dialog and they haven't played the game in a decade.

>Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth tie together isn't explained very well though.

Zack was just some dude that was in Soldier, Cloud surpasses him like halfway through the game.

Leah played hide the big black salami while dunk jerked off and made knack 2 references.

HALO 5 RECAP WHEN, DUNKEY? YOU FUCKING HACK STOP MAKING MARIO MAKER VIDEOS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM

This, he's just a Nintendo fanboy that only likes bing bing wahoo type gameplay

>DUDE
>Like DUDE
>Ecology GOOD
>Sucking the planet's """LIFE FORCE"""" bad
>And we're gonna make this girl an ancient ayylien species lmao!
>Now breed with this talking dog!
>Sephiroth has been dead since the beggining of the game and Cloud's mind is literally being a bitch
>And bro, DUDE LISTEN BRO LISTEN
>The final boss' plan is to summon that shitty lvl 4 dark magic Meteor
>And the protagonist's plan is to summon that shitty lvl 4 light magic Idontevenrememberthename

For the record FFV killed off your party member too and it had the decency to transfer all skills to his granddaughter, so Aeris' death not only is drama bullshit, it's also a fucking kick in the face for whoever used her throughout the entire campaign. Her death is also a fucking mess because before the Sephiroth scene you have to deal with Cloud's autism trying to kill her. At least they had the fucking foresight to kick her out of the party before her dungeon/part of the continent so you can get used to NOT HAVING YOUR GODDAMN HEALER ON YOUR FUCKING PARTY WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA

And Cait Sith sucks dick.

They'll probably clarify a few things to make it more clear, such as use a different term than "Sephiroth clone" and throwing in some more Crisis Core stuff. The story itself is unironically good, just conveyed a bit confusingly.

the fuck is this "keep saying it" shit about

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Just a reminder, Onions of War was this guy's goty.

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He loves Paper Mario TTYD

I vote in favor of this proposal. My Yea Forums Pass number is 023719.

Why does he continue to play RPGs when he has openly admitted he hates every single one of them? Is there even a single game he actually enjoys honestly and not as a running joke?

keep saying it

it means hitler targeted the wrong group of people and it was just a misunderstanding. Furries were the real enemy and always have been, your lot should've tested out zyklon b.

>Brainlet bing bing yipee man can't follow simple story
Shocking

gimme your token too

He said he liked Persona 5, I think.

Into the where you belong.

SUPER MARIO BRUDDAS TWO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEEP SAYING IT BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

it was mine too, it's a great game you baby, go back to your overpriced, underpreforming port machine.

Some youtuber doesn't like JRPG's.

I literally cannot sleep tonight.

>more butthurt weebs
lmao

Wasn't he just fucking around when he said that? He's not very good at separating himself from his "character" at all.

>he doesn't know Dunkey
He has stated that there are only 7 good games, here they are

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Has he even played it? The story is not hard to grasp at all and it's still one of the best and most original stories you're gonna get in the genre.

Bump

i cant believe someone is making fun of this writing, he must be the only one to make fun of it ever, we cannot let this stand bros, its time to watch some cuck porn

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>Evil Alien Jenova comes to planet to eat its life energy
>Gets banished by ancient civilization
>Jewish power plant company finds her body, experiments on it for profit
>Experiments create super soldier & hero Sephiroth
>Sephiroth eventually finds out he came from Jenova, goes insane, but is stopped by a Soldier and some scrub named Cloud
>Falls into lifestream along with Jenova's head
>Zack gets killed by jewish company for finding out the protocols of the elders of Zion are historically accurate, Cloud gets experimented on, mixes own memories with those of Zack
>Tries to stop jewish company with his new terrorist buddies to save the planet form their newest jewish invention that kills the planet for electrical energy and steroids
>Finds out Sephiroth is still alive and wants to destroy the planet with a meteor spell, for mommy
>Recruits last survivor of ancient civilization who can cast a spell to stop the meteor
>Sephiroth disguises pieces of mommy as himself, controls them and uses them to kill the one who can stop his plans
>Cloud comes to the lifestream and kills Sephiroth and the last pieces of his mommy
>The planet just deals with the meteor by itself

Not that complex, is it?

I wouldn't mind a YouTube who shots all over dumb jap shit, but Dunkey is horrible. All of his best videos are him fucking around in multilayer games or sandbox type games. The instant he covers a title that doesn't generate content for him the video goes to shit because the man himself is not very funny or smart.

Meme picks aside, he's unironic milquetoast

he was saying how he hates practically all jrpgs, anime, and turn based combat and then immediately used Persona 5 as an example of a game that incorporates all of these things that he actually likes (his point being if someone that hates those things likes that game it must be a really good game).

feel the same way, his mario maker 2 videos are garbage but of course reddit defends them.

also based

He's not wrong. The story starts off well enough, but by the end you are collecting magic rocks because your arch enemy wants you to in order for him to fulfill the wishes of his aborted fetus mother and destroy the world so that magic life energy stops allowing people to be born.

What are you talking about? It's pretty clear when he's joking and when he'a giving an actual opinion

Play FFVI because it's the only good final fantasy game

redpill me on the cuck video

just localization bro, but literally

it was THAT bad

That's a mind-numbingly retarded take if he wasn't making a straightfaced joke.

>What a fucking joke
Yes. He's a comedian.
Do you take Yatzhee's criticisms seriously too?

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KEEP SAYING IT

Yes, because his character and himself are the same person. He's a laughing stock with a lukewarm IQ

Oh wow this might actually be the only correct opinion he's had for the last 7 years lmao

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>another e-celeb will never be discussed thanks to cuck porn

feels good man

But that's literally what he said. "I hate anime and turn based combat. I liked this anime game with turn based combat. If I say a game is good despite incorporating things I don't like, you can take that as a sign that it is of particularly high quality. The same concept can be applied to most reviewers."

t. kingdom hearts fag

Some random run of the mill amateur cuck video with dunkeys and leahs voice impersonated very well (allegedly) and the girl looked similar to leah but her face wasn't shown all and all not enough evidence but good meme material now KEEP SAYING IT.

i'm a little disappointed to not see "keep saying it" comments on his youtube videos

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kiwifarms.net/threads/dunkey-leah-cuck-videos.55794/
there you go

The plot is borrowed from Gnosticism. Jenova is Jehova, according to Gnostic belief, Jenova is a false god, which could easily be considered a calamity from the sky with heavenly or otherworldy powers. Its pretty deep, desu.

keep posting it

Dunkey has millions of viewers who think Yea Forums is a hacker and have never heard of kiwi farms. There's just not even close to the critical mass required to spark a meme.

Dunkey is not funny in the slightest, I don't know why people here jerk him off so fucking much.

lots of discussion in this thread bud
looks like you're gonna have to try a little harder :^)

Nobody gives a shit you fucking nigger kill yourself

No, retard, she's just some evil alien, as one dimensional and less aesthetic than Lavos.

i'm unironically bummed out by this.

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hes hilarious and has good comedic timing

you are a really, really dumbfuck

>if you don't like my schizophrenic ERP shithole you MUST be one of those other shitters!

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his audience are either children or man children

What korean bitch?

KEEP

and what's the discussion? its about cuck porn (your favorite kind)

>schizophrenic ERP shithole
What does any of that have to do with FF7R

Yes, my blood ran cold with secondhand embarrassment

>weebs
>ever realizing how much of a shit jrpg writing is
>ever realizing how much of a shit jrpgs are

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What are you even talking about?

keep saying it

dunkey is a bing bing wahoo enthusiast so this isn't very surprising

>we can't discuss anything on Yea Forums anymore thanks to cuck porn

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>Shits on FFVII
>Shits on Arkham City
Why Yea Forums doesn’t love it?

Hey, there are like, 2 or 3 decently written JRPGs

Don't you guys wish the cuck thing was the other way around? Honestly reverse NTR is hot, if a black girl rode me cowgirl style to orgasm while my female fiancee edged me on i'd cum buckets. Obviously the other way around is degenerate and rage inducing but still it gives me a big think.

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Y'know?

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This korean girl from texas catfished dunkey.

long story short
>they met on the internet.
>she said out the gate that she had a boyfriend but shit was rocky
>skyped all day everyday
>saw her naked
>made plans to go see her
>went to see her
>she only spoke to him for a few minutes
>he was stuck in texas for half a week.

Been trying to post this for like 20 minutes, Fuck captcha

nigga that's gay
I much rather bang some THICK NUBIAN KWEEN while my no-ass no-tits STICK whitey wifey jerks off in the corner