Whats his name Yea Forums?
Death Stranding
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Is this the character that Yea Forums was clowning on for looking like AVGN?
>Dies every 21 minutes
Fuck I hope that's not real time. That would be annoying as fuck real fast.
zero charisma dude
>Heartman heart stop every 21 minutes
>he looks for his family on the other side for 3 minutes
21:3=7
what did Kojima mean by this?
>Heartman's heart stops
is Kojima the biggest hack the video game industry has ever seen? what the fuck is his problem?
if mg survive is mgs 6 than death stranding is mgs 7
It's probably something about a day cycle, seeing how 21+3 = 24. Maybe time is slower on the other side.
>Heartman
>Dies of heart condition
Die hardman...?
>Heartman
>heart stops every 21 minutes
>deadman
>dead every 21 minutes
>die-hardman
>he's John McClane every 2 minutes
this is some light novel tier writing right here
So he watches stuff for 21 minutes before he does it again?
>dies mid conversation
>revives
>conversation dialogue restarts
Maybe he just meant to say "hours"
This isn't even HORRIBLE fanfic tier shit.
I think literally anybody could write better than this joke.
soft erection man
Too-Old-To-Die-Youngman
Does anyone unironically believe this game's story will be good?
So wait, he goes to the beach though when his heart stops. That means that really is death because Norman goes there too.
i believe it will be entertaining
epic
Define good
leak
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Story? Why even define the game by the story? Kojima sets up the bait and you fall for it.
holy shit
it's literally
what these guys said
Dies of priapism.
Comicon panel where they showed it was like a week ago
So he has enough time to watch an episode of anime before dying. Alright Kojima, bring the cringy weeb shit and melodrama (ala Otacon), I'm ready.
>room is filled with tv shows, books, and LPs
being the autist he is, I'm ready to analyze every little details of this room and have a laugh at everything kojimbo love and adore
fartman
shits his pants every 21 minutes
no, his heart stops 60 times a day