BRAZILLIAN MALE DANCER DESTROYS VIRTUAL HAT ECONOMY

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FUCK VALVO FUCK GABEN FUCK POORFAGS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN THIS GAME FOR ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I HOPE GABE WILL PERSONALLY REVERT AND BAN EVERY SINGLE USER WHO GLITCHED AND THEN GIVE ME A CHEATERS LAMENT

>youtube.com/watch?v=lFbZt1pdLkM

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Wtf bros I am about to lose my $500k mini mansion because hats with particle effects on them have flooded the virtual economy of a 12-year-old game

Me and my forefathers came to this country with nothing. We built this empire on TF2 hats. And now it's all gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=p1GjT_-rhRw
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>"people" involved with the economy after keys rose past 2.33 ref are getting shit on yet again
fantastic

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>check market
>all cheap unusuals are gone
Brehs?

will the economy still be fucked right after valve fixes this shit?

I wanna buy some unusuals for cheap

>check market
>market is gone
????

if this brings a resurgence on Ricardo memes I'm all for it.
love that Brazilian national treasure

damn you're right, just checked the market myself and the cheap unusuals are gone

It's there though

It depends on how they address it

kek

>my gets showed up
Nice vid user

>This patch drops
Do you think this would fix the issue and save TF2's economy?

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D
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it will save tradecucks. valve will get sued by many people, though.

I liked the video because you prominently displayed my party rocking swag loot in it.

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They better refund the $20 I put in then if that happens

Guys, check the community market, the glitched, dirt cheap unusuals are gone!

Wait you can’t put these unusuals on the market until at least the 2nd

That's for trading

>it was all a ruse by valve to get people to buy keys
true if big

simply take away the hats, give them their crates and keys back, done.

post yfw a tradefag argues this will kill the game

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how long does backpack.tf take to update inventories? had mine on private, changed it to public today

>tf2 economy

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>Valve gives out Strange Cheater's Laments with "Unusual Wearing Player Kills" parts attached

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Well I still have the option to sell all my new unusuals on the market

Been trying to get the chance to sell my crates all day, item servers and trading are stll fucked.

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>lying on the internet

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I need that new hat for sfm.

What's more interesting to me is how Valve will respond to this kerfuffle. This either will elevate their status more or be used against them by EGS shills.

Either way, tradefags BTFO

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>ALL MY UNUSUAL LISTINGS ARE MARKED "SOLD"
>GOT NO MONEY FROM THEM
>ALL GLITCHED UNUSUALS ARE GONE

the madmen actually deleted the hats kek

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post yfw after this fiasco gabeN actually appoints bunch of people to give tf2 constant updates

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>Ricardo Milos kills all traders with the power of communism
Incredibly based

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thanks pls sub

>source: dude trust me

falseflaggers are so sad

They did tough but people are reoffering

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>tfw you miss your chance because you were not at home

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R I C A R D O
M I L O S

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lulz

You're not getting a refund.

>try to rob a bank
>get some money
>police finally catch up to you
>"you guys better give me my bullets back for the gun I used to rob the bank"

>simply

and thats the problem, its too simple of a solution so it can't possibly be the right one!

>all the money resurges tf2 over night
>valve uses it to put more workshop hats ingame

>tfw miss your chance cause you were in another thread

Ricar-Doe

HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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steamcharts.com/app/440
>that daily peak
yep im thinking were back

>not one, but TWOOO of my pics are in it
based

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check market dumbass
These are the normal prices, before it was like 100 hats costing 3-4 dollars

post yfw this was the final nail in the coffin that slays TF2

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all of those are legit unboxes.

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thanks pls sub

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>my shitty 4am screenshot made it
Yey

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good

what makes you sure they got deleted, dumbass. Just boot the game up and the unusual will be waiting for you.

TO STOP GABEN
TAKE CONTROLL AND PRESS THE GABEN

>NO NO NO, VALVE MUST BE WORKING ON A FIX, IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS NOOOOO

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>Opening a bugged crate is robbing a bank
You tradennies need to be expunged

I never said it was real you fucking dummy
I asked if it would fix things

one of Valve's whalegames is dead now
only CS:GO to go and they finally will have to go back to making games

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>implying valve won't nuke the sellers of shit and the unbox lads won't get away with this scott free
LMAO

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Why the fuck would anyone open the crates when it was obviously gonna get patched?
Meanwhile selling the crates was free money AND theres absolubtely nothing valve can do about those, people made hundreds of dollars of this shit and you guys just sat on your asses wasting money to get useless hats that are gonna get rolled back/deleted

Any updates?

BASED AND DABPILLED

>Some worker at valve had enough and brought down TF2 with no survivors just so his fat boss can finally roll over and do something about the game
BASED
He sacrificed himself for all of us

What an awful analogy

they actually are you faggot, the ones unboxed from the glitched crates are not on the market anymore

Unusual prices are going back up so it must mean they were removed.

I give zero shits about TF2, but I have some crates in my inventory that could be the ones that are up in price
wish I sold them before they disabled the inventory/market, I doubt it'll be worth as much when it comes back

>tfw not in because I sold crates instead of unboxing them
wtf bro why didn't you include a compilation of steam wallet funds pictures

also it's pretty fucking terribly made

What's the deal with trading?
Why do traders get the worst of it all?

Well mine are still in my inventory at least
Maybe they all got taken off the market and put back into the owner’s inventory

>check to see if i can grab some hats
>lol steam community market unusable for 15 days cuz fuck you
>on my 7 year old account for over 1k hours of tf2 and tons of market transactions in the past
making a new account to buy them wouldnt work either huh? IM just gunna miss out?

>punish the people selling crates when thats simply suplly and demand but not the ones abusing the bug
Nice meme

Also its imposible to reverse the crate sells unless they do a full steam Wide roll back which isnt gonna happen

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Best case scenario is they have fun with the fuckup and

>make all the unboxed unusuals yestersay untradeable
>But now everyone who didn't unbox gets a freebie too
>People get to keep their hats while tradeniggers still burn alive

shill

immaculate

if I could, I would have opened 1/2 & sold the rest of the crates
if it gets rolled back or whatever you don't lose much but if it doesn't you got some unusuals to remember this shitfest by

Traders spend their time playsing stock market instead of playing the game like fucking NERDS and PUSSIES

yes, valve stopped all trading and box opening for now

because Valve can leech off of them without putting any work into the game

>also it's pretty fucking terribly made
yeah, i put no effort into it

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are you fucking kidding I have a ton of 1-15 crates sitting in my inventory from years ago, haven't touched the fuckers. god damn it

How did it work though?
How did crates end up guaranteeing an unusual drop?

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Uff, tener steam en español,
cringe

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They'll probably make the glitched unsusals untradeable and unmarkedable so that might be a reason they removed the listings on the market

buying non-craftable hats .33 ref
selling non-craftable hats .55 ref

>tfw got 3 hats and sold 2 last night and now valve has SHUT IT DOWN

You put the key in one of the specific crates and a random hat (always unusual) comes out

imagine

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Valve's employees have self-oversight so are frequently found to be sticking their dicks into spaghetti code just for fun
My guess is that someone fat-fingered the percentages on a few crates for some reason. Or... it was done on purpose by a disgruntled employee.

Ricardo gave you a chance to make some quick cash and you blew it

>Valve fucks up on their end
>guys who actively sold hundreds of thousands of crates walk away scott free
>guys who simply unboxxed get fucked
your a dipshit.

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DDD

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What's going on? And how is Ricardo related to this?

So I think they deleted all the duped hats from the market since now all the duped hats have gone up in price.
The hat I got for 3 dollars is now at 25

can i offer you an nice unusual in this tryin time?

The crate added in the update that caused this hat the Ricardo Milos hat in the OP in it

DUDE IF YOU GOT A ITEM " SOLD" JUST BOOT THE FUCKING GAME UP AND YOU'LL GET THE HATS

THEY ARENT DELETED

TEHY ARENT DELETED

YEISS! IS A GGRAYT SUCK SESS!!!!

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Traderfags deserve to be killed on sight and have been a leech on tf2 for 9 years

the most believable theory I've heard is that they somehow made it so stranges/strangifiers couldn't be unboxed anymore, which is what's contained in those crates, so because there's no other options you always get unusuals

i'm ok with this, i only unboxxed shit and didn't do dumb ass crap like sell on the market.

Imagine playing this has-been irrelevant shit in 2k19

i sold my old crates at the beginning of the year
oh well, win some lose some

still doing great from getting on the crypto train early

i bet valve made big cash from steam market transactions and people that bought keys from store and not third party sites

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>El Robotito Caliente De Aspecto Inusual
joder manolo

I just want to play video game I don’t care about capitalism

meme hat got added to the game but the update also contained a glitch which increased the unusual drop rate of certain crates to 100%

>D
they literaly cant cope whit this
i predict massive suicide rates in the next days

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The truth is demand drives the market. Rolex watches for instance make millions of units a year but the demand is there so prices are high. Why would it be different with unusuals? They are a luxury virtual product and people want them. It matters not how flooded the market is, it's a child's understanding of markets. The market will re-stabilise.

Yeah since most unusual trades valve gets 0% of the money.
Mostly low tier unusual or quick sells are sold on the steam market.

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epic
even newpipe doesnr work

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i spent so much money on this game god help me

>have a #85 in my inventory
>didn’t find out about glitch until a few hours ago
the moment the servers go up I’m going to PRESS MY LUCK

*PFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
HEAR THAT FAGGOTS?
THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME SHITTING ON POORFAGS WHEN THEIR ILL GOTTEN UNUSUALS ARE REMOVED

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see
REKT

ARE PEOPLE SELLING UNUSUALS FOR 3 REF YET?
I CAN BUY A NORMAL HAT FOR 1.3 REF.

Market is still shut down which is why I think they deleted it instead of people buying.

you deserve that lucky unusual bro, I'll be counting for ya to get it

how do you check your inventory?

is 85 even bugged?

I never played tf2 and I dont know whats going on but D

>trade tranny
i can't wait for your several thousand dollar unusuals to shit the market overnight when valve lets people keep their hats and punishes the fags who enabled this shit.

85 was extra bugged, it was dropping 2 unusuals sometimes

Just buy a taunt

>be dead game
>release first content update in half a year
>22 shitty cosmetics
>also we crashed the economy and caused the price of Unusuals to drop by 99% OMEGALUL

Also TF2 has a Twitter account for some reason

It would force valve to make games again after all the lawsuits.

yes it is.

the only taunt i want is too expensive

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It's been longer than a half a year

You deserve it

Do you not have steam wallet currency?

PUT YOUR UNUSUALS IN A GIFTAPULT/GIFT BOX

THIS WILL PROTECT THEM FROM GETTING ROLLBACKED

DON'T USE THEM LIKE A FAGGOT, YOU CAN ALWAYS UNDO IT GET YOUR HAT BACK

THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY THE GIFTAPULT HAT COMBO

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It is shut because:
>They don't know how to respond yet
>They want to fully understand the situation before allowing trades again
>They want time to prepare a patch
>They want to generate as full an accounting as possible of who got too lucky

So what happens if I try and buy a crate or unusual right now?

That's a very interesting turn of events. Imagine that in this small microsystem that was created entirely of an idea that a virtual item has a value only because of its drop rarity you could have a vast "investors" network with bots and automatic trading in place, and suddenly by a small bug in the system all of it crashes and burns with people losing their money. Let me repeat - they lose big amounts of money, because they invested in literal virtual cosmetic items from one fucking game, and that these items have a value because someone at valve said so. And now the virtual market with hats is crashing and burning because of a bug? How insane this scenario is, I mean how fucked up on mushrooms and codeine you have to be to run virtual market with hats and crates for a living and be upset because this silly little system that was set up just for shit and giggles has a little hiccup. And suddenly people LOSE TONS OF MONEY!!! It really is a small experiment, a research to check how you can create a market crash and what follows next. Valve won't clean this shit fast, they have to study it, they need this data to see what is going to happen with all these items. Some will go up, others will go down, thousands of people will start buying and selling them and all of it will be used in future for the real market crash. I'd guess the Bilderbergs and Lehman Brothers are waiting for Valve's report already.

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Exactly, you can't kill a dead game.

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what's ricardo have to do with all this? anyone can tell me?

They won't rollback you fucking retard. That would literally take too long for the 2 people that work on TF2 and would lose them millions in the process

you can't buy any as the market is down, and even if you somehow manage to get hold on a crate and key, you can't unbox because volvo pulled the plug on item server too

fuck you and your shit analogy

>enter a casino
>one slot machine lets you win 100% of the time
>casino staff are idiots; you can play it and win for hours
>they finally approach you
>"Sorry sir but that isnt how this is supposed to work! We are taking your earnings and reimbursing the nickels you spent playing that slot machine."

If you read the above and think that is fair, makes sense and wont result in a lawsuit I have a bridge to sell you.

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You can do it in game

there was a ricardo hat added yesterday

They added a Ricardo hat with the update that annihilated the market, truly blessed.

You don't even know of other video games like this.
Some games have items worth up to 10,000 of dollars.

I tried that and you can't put them in gift wrap
Stop treating these unusual hats as some tax-free currency you can hide away in an offshore bank

>tfw miss your chance cause you've never played team fortress nad have no hats/boxes/keys

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be gone pass fag

Ricardo Milos works at Valve. He's on the TF team.

Meme hat put into the game

DUDE IF YOU GOT AN ITEM " SOLD" JUST BOOT THE FUCKING GAME UP AND YOU'LL GET THE HATS

THEY ARENT DELETED

TEHY ARENT DELETED

I'm crying. This image is good shit.

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>the glitch that saved tf2

>tfw you sold your crates just in time

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about 544 hue bucks

they lose nothing if they don't rollback key purchases or market trades user

if you think that's not fair and refuse to give it back, they're going to take you out back & break a few of your ribs
good luck suing them btw. bet your 500$ lawyer is going to be able to stand up to them

What do you think is going to happen to the hats?

D

>He bought hats
>He bought a pass

1s were being sold for 100 dollars, you would have lost that if you opened it

>*waddles in*
why yes, *sniff* of coursh i pray teamgh fordgress doo doo, ids my fabret game! *heavy wheeze* what's your guys's fabret cobsmedig and pony??

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your inventory is likely simply a snapshot as item servers are down right now

>I didnt make it in
fuck you

Is this glitch still going on? There's no way that Valve would let this continue. Their bottom line wouldn't allow it

>"Haha, they will just kill you, and the law is worthless anyway!"

Now take your retarded Hollywood idea of what a casino is out of the equation.

BASED

>be millionaire
>spend $50,000 on Golden Frying Pans
>resell them for double the price because of artificial scarcity
>rinse and repeat
>???
>profit

>tf2fags will be able to afford a lawsuit against valve of all companies
cant wait to see you seething retards get curbstomped legally

>This item and matchmaking servers are going offline for maintenance
What is Gaben gonna do?

They haven't patched it yet, but every possible way to acquire and open the crates has been disabled in the meantime

read the thread you fucking troglodyte
god this board is shit

Its unlikely we will get access to trading this weekend

you sound extremely booty blasted user, did you seriously invest in a virtual hat currency? too do that is pretty damn illegal all things considered and shows how little you know of economics.

d oesnt work like that if you boot the game, got " item recieved from market" and it was my unusual

btfo

B T F O

neat

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can't tell if you're joking or actually a retard, but I just meant opening some crates, not opening series 1 or 2

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After a break I came back and decided to sell some keys for 2.33 ref and someone told me they were 7 ref now so I sold it for 2.33 and fucked off from trading forever

D

I bought TF2 in 2007 because I saw that you can blow a rocket back at the shooter with a flamethrower. Now that was amazing stuff. This hat shit is just so fucking weird. I really believe that there isn't even a single mentally healthy person involved in the entirety of it.

ITEM SERVERS ARE GOING DOWN, REPEAT, ITEM SERVERS ARE ABOUT TO GO DOWN IN 10 MIN!

nah I bought a pc by scamming retard & selling their shit like 7 years back tho

if you really think they're going to let you walk out of there with millions after you cam in with 100$ you're retarded

Valve employee here.
We found out that one of the employees went and changed code in cs go, dota 2, and tf2. Only the exploit in tf2 went live. The employee is fired now and the market was shut down to prevent even more damage.
In 3-4 hours everything will return to normal.
If you have any hats they will become unmarketable and untradeable. Crates will no longer have the extended chance for unusuals.

ever since the advent of scrap bots, making metal has only been getting easier and easier, so the price has escalated.

LMAO

THE MARKET PRICES ARE GOING BACK UP INTO THE $20 AND ABOVE
I WAITED TOO LONG TO BUY NOW I GET NOTHING

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>Freitag,
>spells "rite, Fag"
based

MAINTENANCE
HAPPENING

lol ok

If you think a casino can legally take away any big profits you won from playing their games as intended, all because something on their end malfunctioned, then go "yeah sorry thats not what we wanted to happen, here is your entry fee now fuck off" you have rocks in your head.

>Tradefags right now
youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

this is a LARP but it's still what my money is on

>mfw I had 70 keys in my bp but I went to bed before people realized what was going on and I had a dentist appointment in the morning

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>Unironically comparing realworld money to pixels on your computer which weren't even priced by the creators
Not him but you're a fucking retard

that actually looks hot

>Yes, Mr. Bond. I see your Haunted Phantasm Jr Killer Exclusive and raise you a Vivid Plama Noh Mercy.
>My family spent time in the Team Fortress 2 hat game. How did your family earn your millions?
*James' hidden earpiece buzzes with Moneypenny's frantic voice*
>James! Don't believe him, James! He obtained that Vivid Plasma Noh Mercy from the 26th July free shit update!

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wrong, they removed all the new hats from the scm, or atleast most of them

BUT THEY ARE STILL IN THE FUCKING INVENTORY IF YOU BOOT THE GAME

CANT

YOU

read?

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here's a big D for you, user

proof or btfo

he's the one that made the comparison, not me

D

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Imagine Constanze

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b89d455444-tf2-basshunter-dota-ohnonono.php

But my hat was one of the ones that was legitimately obtained via the standard 1% drop rate. Prove to me it wasn't.

I checked my inventory though the steam app and it’s still the same

>a father of 3 wakes up one morning
>has breakfast, puts on his suit
>his wife kisses him as he sits down on his computer to work
>he boots up steam as he prepares to play the market
>but suddenly he sees his worst nightmare
>the TF2 economy crashing, hats are worth nothing, Valve has shut down the market and inventories
>he starts to sweat, he starts shaking, his hands are trembling
>he turns around, he watches his three darling daughters preparing to go to school
>yesterday he was planning on starting to save up so he could send them all to college
>today, he knows that at best, they'll flip burgers, and at worst, they'll end up in some alley sucking dick for money
>his wife asks him what's wrong
>he looks at her, his lovely wife, who will soon divorce him because he no longer has a way to provide for her
>he stands up, kisses his wife, tells her nothing is wrong
>he goes to his garage, takes a rope, hides it under his suit
>he heads up to his room, smiling at his wife and children on the way, and locks the door

D
D
D

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yes dumbass, I meant they removed the listings

you fucking troglodyte
it doesn't mean jack SHIT if you have something in your ingame inventory if the ITEM SERVER IS DOWN AND WON'T UPDATE IT
the unusuals that appear are remnants of your data cache when item servers were still up and running

still have my hats :^) seethe harder

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL

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I didn't get any.

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>been away from my computer for a couple days
>missed the chance to sell my hoarded crates
Fug

ummm lads

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>crafting an unusual

This game was dead the second they used match making to kill all the fun private servers.
It's a fucking wasteland now and always will be.

who here hoping for a rollback since the shitstorm would be less concentrated but far more widespread

right now it's hard to find angry people, but if there's a rollback everyone & their mom is gonna be fuming they lose their 5$ unusual

>He actually, factually, unironically invested significant sums of money into a fucking virtual hat market

LET THIS BE LESSON FOR YOU!

DOOOH HO HO HO OHHH!

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nice inspect element

twitter.com/HyperJerk/status/1154826396503564290?s=20

D

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Im fucking crying, I cant stop laughing
IMAGINE
INVESTING
INTO
PIXELS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH FUCK YOU RETARDOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Different Valve employee here. We never guarantee that a hat that can be tradable or marketable. Get fucked faggot.

WE GET TO KEEP THE UNUSUALS LMAO

Yeah so looks like the hats will just be made untradable/unmarketable and no refunds will be given.

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give me your steam and see for yourself, faggot

>they just made some of the unusuals uncraftable
WOW, SOMETHING NOBODY WILL EVER DO WITH AN UNUSUAL
HOW WILL TRADERKEKS SURVIVE?

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first 40 to reply to this message with their steam profile will receive an unusual in a week if Valve doesn't interfere

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But this has literally happened before. Casinos have done this.
Was this a bait post?

INVENTORIES ARE BACK

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No, you ruined your own life.

It's like when items at stores get miss priced. I remember when I was 9 years old I went to Target or Kmart with my mum in the city. They had FF Tactics advanced and I really wanted it, so I too it to one of those self scan things that tell you the price. It scanned as $2.50 so I ran to my mum and begged her to buy it for me.
She didn't think they'd sell it for that much, but the checkout chick said she had to sell it for what it scanned for.
We bought two, one for me and one for my brother. Best weekend ever.

D

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Sure
steamcommunity.com/id/Craniummatt/

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Scream and post it on vocaroo pls

Uncraftable because they dont want u to delete evidence

WE DID IT
WE GOT AWAY WITH IT

>sharing your steam profile on Yea Forums for pixels
no thanks

steamcommunity.com/id/BroBuzz

>be me
>be 2013
>be 20 and in college
>spent prior years playing TF2
>really into trading game
>real wolf of wall street shit
>selling keys for dosh with indian shits
>buyin all the fuckin hats
>do this for years
>go to cash out because wanted money for booze and the devils lettuce
>big winter bash and wanted to get blitzed
>find a buyer for all my goods
>its a Brazilian
>used to deal with Brazilians all the time in Tibia
>"well i dont typically deal with brazillians, theyre unethical shits but nobody else is buying right now"
>guy has decent karma on a couple sites, shows me this
>initiate trade
>pass over the merch
>disconnects and blocks me
>fuck Brazilians
>the jajajas still haunt me to this day

tl;dr fuck brazillians I hope that guy got shot by his shitty government

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here you go CIA steamcommunity.com/id/syonicbyackpyack

NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE
NOT TRADEABLE
>NOT MARKETABLE

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steamcommunity.com/id/3424T-642o/
Thanks mate

Im a literal whore, fuck you

sure, why not
steamcommunity.com/id/Most42/

that applies for anything you buy for the first few days, if there's no deadline it's permanent

Should I sell the crates or open them?

steamcommunity.com/id/smackchar

Kek, even if it's not tradable, i'll keep it as a memento

steamcommunity.com/id/ohshitherecomespacman/ kkk i messed up before, pasted twitter link.

steamcommunity.com/id/kopie

>mfw missed out on buying cheap unusuals
>Valve is also not passing out GBPs or halos
I'm pissed

voçe fico buliado
jajajaj

>Team Fortress 2 is simply not listed on the Steam Marketplace anymore

OH NO NO NO

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whatever
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198027652044

Didnt valve killed bots farming?

its prety USUAL tho

>have 2 #82 and 1 #85
>can't sell because the market is disabled
lame

>one of my unusuals was made untradable, one was just made uncraftable
lmao

TRADE NIGGERS BTFO

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you can't do either, everything is shut down until the bug is fixed

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heyo
steamcommunity.com/id/iamaweiner/
this isn't a scam, is it?

You missed it, go home loser. This is an UnusuaChad thread.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198115162304

AAHAHHHAHAHA
THEYRE LETTING PEOPLE KEEP THEM
TF2 TRADING IS FINALLY DEAD

JUST WOKE UP, QUICK RUNDOWN?

Thank you for this quality shitpost.

now i want my cheater's lament for not doing anything missing the opportunity to do anything actually

god i want to FUCK an anime mom

might as well go for it
steamcommunity.com/id/taxfraud/

TRADERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR DIMES
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU
CRASH IT.

why not
steamcommunity.com/id/Buhazo/

The hattening is over, m8. You missed your chance.

They'll probably make them untradeable but I am a fan of FREE SHIT
steamcommunity.com/id/eechidna/

TF2 TRADING IS LITERALLY DEAD AFTER BUG CAUSES MARKET TO BE FLOODED WITH UNUSUAL HATS! TRADEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

Everything in the OP and now they’re just making the unusual untradeable and uncraftable

>investing real money into a bunch of fucking pixels
>"y-you guys ruined my life!!!"
Cope harder.

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its right here snidiot

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Who /cratesellerchad/ here?
All of you crateopen virgins got dabbed on as hard as possible while I made out like a fucking bandit.

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>Tradecucks will have no buyers anymore because everyone has unusuals
INTO THE GRAVE

>thw buying the dip and half of my haul doesn't have the uncraftable tag
How many of these weenies actually panic sold their pre patch unsusuals?

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Ass steamcommunity.com/id/default3522

Pretty sure ricardo will blow Thrump for a green card.

fuck it i don't care if you can't trade them
steamcommunity.com/id/DannyJS1/

>He bought?

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steamcommunity.com/id/siaothesheep

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>my unusuals got marked
>friends who have loads of unusuals from this shitshow arent marked

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Regular cosmetic sellers are going to make a killing when people try to trade for cosmetics to go with their unusuals
I need to find out what looks good with a geisha boy

Pls steamcommunity.com/id/MCPetergor

>its back
>got a fucking strange part
killing myself

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

FUCKING BRAZILIAAAAAAAAAAAANS

steamcommunity.com/id/ssry37/ aight

Phase 1: some crates has a 100% unusual chance
Phase 2: entire inventory shut down for a few hours
Phase 3: all unusuals from this glitch now marked untradable/unmarketable

Were you seriously buying them expecting to make a profit? Are you delusional? I bought them for the experience, shiny hats, and to dab on trade cucks.

>mfw this means nothing to me because I just wanted an unusual after 9 years of playing

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steamcommunity.com/id/JACQUESCHIRAC/

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I MISSED IT?

I HAVE TONS OF THESE FUCKING CRATES JKESUC RTHIISTJ AFIJHIKMSOANGRYYTGM AOIDFKSAOIF FYUCJJJKK

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>yfw they do another halo

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Whatever.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135737005/

bless you user
steamcommunity.com/id/LemonSpice/

The only way for tf2 to die its valve killing it with the sequel and everyone leaving for that. And thats not happening.

steamcommunity.com/id/shadow_marked
thanks

Ok.

steamcommunity.com/id/ubermenschvii/

Post yfw you cashed out before valve could do anything

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>revealing that I use this site
No.

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steamcommunity.com/id/Scudd2

Thanks fren.

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>worried that I might have had crates and missed out on free $$$$
>I got rid of them like 2 years ago
phew
I mean damn, but still phew

voçe não tem dinero JAJAJAJA

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same here, trading always got boring for me and now I'm glad I never spend serious money on it and still end up with a few nice unusuals

>when your buds who got like 10+ unusuals from this got away with it

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steamcommunity.com/id/world_piece
Gib

YOU.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011389547/

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steamcommunity.com/id/iwanttofuckcalebadria/

If you want unusuals, go buy em quick before people pull out sell offers
if you still have crates sell them quick since some people still have buy offers in

see above
open one & if it's not unusual instasell everything ASAP
remember to confirm on mobile auth

eh fuck it steamcommunity.com/id/itgetseasier/

Please Valvo
I missed the Unusual Rush at least give me a halo.

I can smell it latebros

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steamcommunity.com/id/thegreedycookie

TRADERFAGS SWING FROM THE EAVES TONIGHT
EVERY TRADER FAG HAVING BAD TIMES
TF2 MADE THEM ALL LOSE THEIR MINDS
NON-TRADERFAG BACKPACKS CLIMB AND CLIMB

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Hey america,

whatcha doiin?

my only chance at an unusual... gone... like dust in the rain

No they just need to make them account bind then there is no real harm.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
TRADERBROS, REGROUP, GABEN, DO SOMETHING!

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OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

OPEN TF2

JUST GOT A HALO

FUCK FUCK FUCK

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198074572145
thxfamalam

thanks mate
steamcommunity.com/id/deepseacreep/

Tradefag here. Idc I already sold most my shit months ago. Made 400k dollars off hats ;)

You are the best user

steamcommunity.com/id/div2iskewl/

>TF2 MARKET GONE
OH NO NO

>can still sell
>it's one of the four in the existence
ayy lmao

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They made the unusuals not tradeable, unmarketable and, they can't be used in crafting.

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Doo yooh rhemnmmembhur vodka?

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198076219809/
probably late as fuck but WGAS

>get to dab on unusualfags forever
please Valve, just this once

>mfw tradefags and unboxfags lose but cratefags win

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>its been a long enough time that people actually give a shit about getting a halo these days
What the fuck

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based
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046309693/

Sanvich

Sure
steamcommunity.com/id/DisableBore/

No shit they arent tradeable, they have a hold. If they were permanently untradeable this red text wouldn't be there anymore.

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>making the unusuals un-tradeable and un-marketable

The damage is done
Thanks to this fuckup the demand for more unusuals is pretty much non-existent now.

And nobody is paying 400 dollars for something that was 5 bucks before.

what hat

fuck it why not free stuff is free stuff
/id/nuclearpowerguy

>all of mine are perfectly normal and fine

Bought 2 keys on my old item storage account because I had a #7 and the newest article said the items were still useable in game, but it won't open. Definitely going to be pirating some games to recoup that loss.

steamcommunity.com/id/Cr0ss___/
gracias me negro

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>They give it an unusual effect
>Unusual Effect: Laughing emoji
The eternal salt

>some account's unusuals got marked
>some didnt get marked
LOL

>abuse bug
>get cool weird uncraftable hat that is a souvenir at worst, collector's novelty at best

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I cant sell the crates, it says steam market is down, should I just buy a key and open them?

That’s my corndog

cloud 9 condor cap
i opened exactly one chest cause im not greedy

>getting some shitty e-hat
retards
>cashing out your old useless crates for free games
based chads

a friend of mine got like 10 and didnt get marked

no thanks, i'd prefer to buy my own unusuals with my hard earned money.

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D.

>spent 25 bucks
>all my unusual DS are worth 23.50-50 bucks on the market

Badass

steamcommunity.com/id/SvenFletcher
I missed the fun, please hook me up

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>collector's novelty
>hundreds of thousands exist

I seem to be able to
trade your crates over to me user I'll sell em for u :^)

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does anyone have that thread simulator /biz/ meltdown image for this tf2 economy trash

>cashed out years ago when the prices of pixels were at their highest
>made $60 from selling CRATES

o I am fuckin laffin at tradefags, thanks for the free cash and enjoy your shitty economy.

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it doesn't work like that. if it was tradable (at all) you'd be able to immediately list it on the steam market, like they were last night/this morning.

>Yes, Baron de Rothschild, the Team Fortress 2 stock market has crashed.
>Yes.... are the Halloween hats safe?
>Yes, my lord. Also, the gen 2. unusual effects are totally untouched. We managed to circumvent a total black swan event.
>Good. Invest heavily in orbiting fire and stormy storm.
>Very good, my liege.
*turns to window as servant walks out*
>I will maintain control by sundown. No market escapes my grasp.

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Could the marking have something to do with whether you got your keys from the valve store or somewhere else?
Mine aren’t marked and I bought the keys straight from the store

I mean, even if the unusual is tradable, i wont sell it, first i've ever gotten, idgaf

>Tradefags have scriptbots running 24/7 to buy unusuals if they drop below a certain price
>In the dead of US night, a bug causes unusuals to become common
>Prices plummet as the market is flooded with bugged unusuals
>Scriptbots automatically buying loads of worthless hats
>Tradefags wake up and see all their money is gone and their backpack is full of now worthless hats
>They start panic buying crates as the price of those skyrockets
>Marketplace is locked down so they can't even flip those
>When the marketplace comes back up, all the bugged unusuals that their scriptbots automatically purchased can no longer be traded
>Now tradefags are stuck with an inventory full of worthless unusuals that they can't even sell and crates that are now back to being worth pennies

How will tradefags ever actually recover from this?

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This.
>Open my one 82 crate I had and buy another unusual I wanted for 8 bucks. Both are over 50 dollars now.

I'm not selling them, but it still feels pretty based.

I love when Valve tries to fix shit and just makes it worse

>Was at work while this happened
>Check the value of my only unusual
>Stayed the same value as it always has been
UNSCATHED

OH SHIT !

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twitter.com/TeamFortress/status/1154901584108670976

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>mfw valve didnt patch summer crate 61 unboxes
>mfw influx of pro/spec killstreaks are on the market probly

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anyone noticed the unusual hats prices are going up? better buy them quickly

TF2, even in its grave, will always fucking deliver the entertainment

>have one of every crate up to 25 because at the time I was collecting them and level 1-25 sandwiches
>was at work today and only now got to see this
It'll be fixed before the next two hours, won't it?

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Won't uncraftable unusuals end up being more valuable since there aren't as many of them?

>Puts in 20$
>gets a cloud 9 headsplitter and a ton of other unusuals
>feels good man

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198075067557

steamcommunity.com/id/fuckequestriagirls
hit me up pls

Update on the Unusual situation: All Unusuals from the bugged crates have been marked as non-tradable for the time being. We are evaluating what steps to take with these items and will have another update for you after the weekend.

LAL

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> update
oh my im laughing since when do they do that?

THEY MARKED THE CHEATED UNUSUALS. GET RID OF THEM YOU RETARDS

THEY KNOW

youtube.com/watch?v=ltGOsoBzVlk&feature=youtu.be
Rate my meme
If someone has a better title, let me know

>yfw you never fell for the hat jew

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so glad i bought mine while they were cheap

In just still mad poise is just scaling hyper armor in ds3.

They aren't going up. Those are the original prices.

The ones with lower prices were removed temporarily until they figure out what to do.

We did it guys, we got them to update the game

AHAHAHAHA
FUCKING CALLED IT
SCRIPTKIDDIES ARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

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>bought a $3 unusual
>it was legit because it's not marked
Ez $20 kek

the only item i actually regret missing on

D

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I told you retards to just buy the unusuals instead of unboxing them. Now you're gonna get banned since they know

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>bu-bu-but valve doesn't have the resources to track the unusual gotten this way
>NOOO MY HATS AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

LMAO

>tfw you don't care about making a profit from unboxes and just enjoy watching the tf2 economy burn while you chill with your easily attained unusuals

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>just killed TF2
>let me just take the weekend off

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>tfw late to reply
FUCK

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steamcommunity.com/id/Lazyp1nk/

market's back up
sold my 3 worthy crates instantly before they go down to pennies again

what in the actual fuck is this?

>Valve pushing an update to tf2 within days of the last one.
LOL what decade

And thus user has created a best solution. FUCK the tradefags, just play the damn game.

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based as fuck. Virtual economy fags need to be obliterated

Party van tonight?

Even after a literal free 100% unusual giveaway, Yea Forums is still greedy for more

Classic faggotry from the classic fags

this lmao

man I wanna go sleep but this is too good
I wish they took a more serious stance tho, I want to see people livid, right now everyone seems to be very okay with the outcome which kinda sucks

This felt so nice to read.
My god I hope the bot-fags get fugged.

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steamcommunity.com/id/bigdickmitch/
(You)

REMEMBER TO SELL YOUR CRATES IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT BEFORE THEIR PRICES DIE AGAIN
>REMEMBER TO SELL YOUR CRATES IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT BEFORE THEIR PRICES DIE AGAIN
REMEMBER TO SELL YOUR CRATES IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT BEFORE THEIR PRICES DIE AGAIN
>REMEMBER TO SELL YOUR CRATES IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT BEFORE THEIR PRICES DIE AGAIN
REMEMBER TO SELL YOUR CRATES IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT BEFORE THEIR PRICES DIE AGAIN

pretty sure nobody cares about having non tradable unusual, as long as you can get them in crates

So i havent played tf2 in about 5 years or so?
Are these worth anything these days?

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How do you pay taxes on virtual cosmetic items?javascript:;

>Not holding onto them so in another 10 years they bug out once more and give you unusual community hats
long con my friend

steamcommunity.com/id/inf3rnoxd/

Does anyone have the golden pan comic?

yes, for you they still are

The luger’s worth a bit

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that luger is probably worth a shitton
give it to me

I quit TF2 5 years ago and I'm still having fun from it

What a magical day

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Everything I unboxed last night can't be traded until August, so why did the prices drop on Unusuals if they can't be sold yet?

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Vintage Lugermorph

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual Surgeon's Stahlhelm

Don't worry user. It made my laugh my ass off

Actual solution

>unusuals unboxed are a new quality called "Dubious"
>item quality is grey rather than unusual purple
>they have particle effects still, but also spark or have flies/stink lines appear
>not marketable but tradable
>everyone who doesnt have a Dubious hat in their inventory gets a Cheater's Lament

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they can't
now if only valve fucked up csgo drop rates

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>community sparkle
Yes quite a bit actually

Quite a lot for that luger really
Like 700 keys or something
But you knew that

Nice of them to take the weekend off after a long week of doing absolutely fucking nothing and then killing the market. :^)

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You can list unboxes on the market immediately after getting them.

>Not tradeable, marketable, usable in crafting, or gift wrappable

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no
You can give em to me if you wanna.

worth it to make the tradefags seethe and ruin confidence in the economy

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Ignore the steam market listing as it counts regular lugers
That luger is fucking stupid money still

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The idea that they may be taking the weekend off after this debacle is hysterical.

I love a developer with a healthy contempt for their core audience.

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"for the time being" means they will do something more serious

HAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHA

VALVE ACCIDENTALLY MARKED THEM AS UNCRAFTABLE, BUT THEY ARE STILL TRADABLE

HOW CAN THEY BE THIS INCOMPETENT?

>I used the monkey's paw to wish for a major TF update this week
>this happens

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I think that's what they'll be doing. Right now is just plugging the issue

Good luck trying to sell that shit if its duped. I was lucky I was able to find a fag willing to trade for it.

>It's the future and items you buy online get sold and delivered instantly
>Notice some retarded intern put the new yeezies or supreme or whatever normalfag expensive shit for $1
>Buy them and it gets delivered to your house and pisses off the fashion cartels

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>ruin your game
>go on vacation for the weekend

Does Notch run Valve now?

According to Backpack.tf, they are perma-untradable. might be wrong tho

What did they mean by this

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MODS GIVE THIS MAN A Yea Forums PASS

>Traders get fucked
>I got games for free

Win/win

>spent $65 on keys
>sold $65 worth of crates
>if the unusuals are made untradable permanently I'll have 26 unusuals for free essentially
>if they are made tradable I'll be sitting on a huge nest egg

Thank you intern

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I have like 10 of these
are they worth something?

While it's not the Heavy update we've wanted you still gave us plenty of memories and laughs at the expense of tradefag's sanity and bank accounts.

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i wonder of those snobby ass tradefags would be ungrateful enough to just delete all their worthless unusuals just because it bothers them knowing they are worthless.

Can someone explain what this implies? Looks like I'll be able to trade this once the day comes. Thanks, Valve!

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you cant read, can you? look at the tags

>unmarketable
>untradeable

before you say;
>But it says tradeable AFTER friday
Yes, retard, but you'd still be able to list it on the MARKET, you cant with these. Thus, they truly are untradeable.

>more people playing the game
>no more shitfling of "muh skillz are better cuz I own hatz"
>only affected tradefags and unusual fags
Are you telling me communism did something good for once?

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"Yeah we'll uhhh, handle this eventually"
>just leaves them untradeable forever

Here's a better analogy than your shit
>DOW Jones employee accidentally tosses physical stocks out of a 7th story window
>People grab that shit off the streets and head right to Wall St. to cash in on employee's incompetence
>actual day traders get mad at normies' luck instead of incompetent DOW employee

You potentially missed out on so much steambux its not even funny. I think people were getting like 10bucks for each correct crate.

Also, its already over. Valve shut down the markets and inventory for tf2.

Anyway, post your unboxes.

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Same brother. I wanted the taste. Tradeniggers controlling the market can get fucked

I don't see the untradeable or unmarketable tags on this though

Peep this tightness bitch

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You couldnt airblast in 2007 you mongoloid next time try doing some research before setting your bait.

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>people now marketing rare effects cheap
buy now from the retards, the other unusuals will be untradable/unmarketable so the values should rise back up

My best catch. I did get an all class robo hat though. Im not fond of dead pres/aces effects though.

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its hidden. i saw the same thing as you, then checked backpack.tf. theyre all fucked

>tfw poorfag
>tfw no boxes to sell
>tfw cant get easy unusual

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Beacuse the tags arent visible, how stupid are you?

BUY THE FUCKING UNUSUALS. SELL THEM A MONTH LATER

BUY BUY BUY

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you can still sell if you're fast, see

My best catch rate and hate

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this is worth $1500 LOL

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the effect is cards btw

whoops, not pictured is the green energy crone dome
WORTH IT TO MAKE TRADEFAGS MAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ENJOY THE ZERO CONFIDENCE MARKET

If that is your best
What is your worst

They did exacly as expected.

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Don't listen to tradefags, imagine how many new weapons came out in 5 years while you were away. I can get them for you in exchange for your items. Add me on steam and I'll show you what I've got, steamcommunity.com/id/happymerchant/

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this junk

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DELETE ALL YOUR UNUSUALS SO YOU WONT GET BANNED
I REPEAT
DELETE ALL YOUR UNUSUALS

No, fuck that, the crates won't have any value after this and some people charged their steam wallet to buy this shit, they'd have to refund the money used on the crates and keys, otherwise someone who bought stuff with 50 dollars would only get like 5 dollars worth of trash back.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121757313/

who is that qt3.14

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>
hahaha

hahahahahahaha
I GOT AN UNUSUAL
tough I paid 15 bucks for it since all the 5 bucks unusuals were gone BUT I HAVE ONE
Tough I should probably sell it for 16 bucks before Valve delivers trade bans or something to people

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>Still have a bunch of hats that tryhard traders had to spent a bunch of money on
>didn't have to pay a cent
I see this as a win.

>cheapest unusuals are back at 17€
fuck I should have bought some cheap ones right after the bugged ones got locked
could have made a nice extra profit

DELETE ALL YOUR UNUSUALS SO YOU WONT GET BANNED
I REPEAT
DELETE ALL YOUR UNUSUALS

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You paid $15 for a hat worth $12 you brown simpleton

its already untradeable/unmarketable, you just dont see it on that screen

GET IN HERE BOYS
steamcommunity.com/app/440/discussions/0/3140616601474409896/?ctp=2

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Congratulations, You're retarded.

HOW LONG BEFORE BIG VALVE BANS THOSE WITH UNUSUALS

Valve is literally raping me right now

Yeah thanks

h-hot

Traderfags SEETHING

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I think i blinked and missed the change.
why the fuck are crates still 5 bucks a pop?

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>your average trader

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>bought some random $17 dollar unusual with a rare effect
gonna sit on it for awhile then sell it

Link the thread so we can all laugh at this retard

look at this dude

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the crew

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Look at the post i was replying to

I mean he is correct
anyone that has an unusual has quite an investment into the game, likely meaning he's played it quite a bit