Why does the switch hurt my hands so much? has there ever been a more anti-ergonomic device in all of history?

>hurr durr I can't afford a 60$ controller
get a job
>my handheld waaahhhh
new one comes out in a couple months, buy that

My handspan is 9 inches bro.

6 QUIRKS

I had the same issue with the DS and 3DS.

my hand from wrist to fingertip is 7 inches
fuck brehs

>new one comes out in a couple months, buy that
the new one doesn't fix anything

I recently bought an arcade machine to play with friends, it's a lot of fun but holy fuck my fingers hurt like hell after only 30 minutes of playing. I don't know how i used to play them for hours when i was a kid

you didn't even get the meme right

This but triggers.
What dumb ass nigger ever thought triggers were a good idea.
>want to push button
>has a spring that prevents me from pushing it
Literally fucking what.

That's actually pretty small

Monster Hunter was hell for me

yeah i hear that shit all the time from you retards. i have big, fat hands too and have never once had a problem operating a controller. you are a handlet who's too dumb to operate a piece of plastic.

Playing shit on 3DS fucks my left thumb to hell and back, unless it's a game like EO or PQ where you can play only with the D pad.

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I have big hands, not fat hands. You wouldn't understand.

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>has there ever been a more anti-ergonomic device in all of history?
The 3DS

Monster Hunter made me buy a grip.

david was like 5'6 he did not have big hands

big black

songs about quirking

that is a 17 ft tall statue with disproportionately large hands

>The 3DS

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why did you save that?

I didn't save it. I enjoy art and remember what many pieces are called and look like so i can look them up quickly.

also im probably a repressed homosexual

Specifically, the new 3DS XL.
>Heaviest handheld on the market
>Removable backplate isn't the same size as the part of the back it joins to so it digs into your hands
>ZR/ZL require you to reach over the L/R buttons to press
>C-stick is a piece of shit that requires way too much force to register inputs and is a tiny nub that digs into your thumb
>D-pad is too low which makes using it awkward and uncomfortable for long periods
>Entire thing is just a flat slab which means zero attempt to be ergonomic in the first place
Between the Gameboy, Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Colour, GBA, PSP, Vita, and 3DS, the 3DS was by far the worst in terms of ergonomics.

>C-stick is a piece of shit that requires way too much force to register inputs and is a tiny nub that digs into your thumb
I still need someone to explain this fucking design decision to me, the first time I tried my 3DS I genuinely thought it was faulty.

I don't know shit about any 3DS's past the first release but the original was fine

Handlets find the switch and the joycons comfy. It's undeniably uncomfortable for average white man hands.

This thing seriously helps a ton

amazon.com/Satisfye-Accessories-Compatible-Nintendo-Charging-Thumbsticks/dp/B07K2GX4P7/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_63_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=A1CS5E31RZEVSG0PDHZ4

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Wrong, people with insufficiently sized hands (or developmental problems) don't understand how to grip the controllers and end up straining themselves trying to hold them. People with properly sized hands have no trouble easily holding and using any device and therefore do not complain about non-issues.

have sex

>I don't like X
>You don't like X? That's because you have small baby hands
>No I have large hands you have small hands
Why does this happen in every thread?

Do I really need to buy a grip? Is this a grip shill thread? Shill me the best value grip from jewazon

>$50 for a piece of fabric and a piece of plastic
Fuck off megajew

because handlets think they have large hands (probably because their parents lied to them to make them feel better) and can't understand why they struggle to use devices that people who have larger hands can use just fine. desperately seeking affirmation is an easy coping mechanism, especially when nobody can actually call them out because it's really really easy to lie on the internet.

Maybe you’re just holding it the wrong way I have no problems and neither do my friends

I remembered playing my friends sp for a few minutes, it was fucking awful.

>hurr just pay extra $60 bro
keep sucking corporate's cock

I want to suck deku's dekupenis