ESA Summer Marathon 2019

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this, skinhead on the left needs his mic turned up

where is clustertruck tho

rip the golden age

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shoutout to the tech jew

Someone who would phonepost would only post trash anyway so don't worry about it.

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Imagine thinking 100% runs at a marathon are a good idea

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You seemed to like my posts earlier when I was posting robots you two faced backstabber.

100% is the best category when it's clearly defined by the game instead of just random whatevers.

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forgot about it, where should it be?

Pretty cool seeing all this stuff you can do in dark souls

this runs such a trainwreck compared to his GDQ run, poor fella

>all the hours I put into dork souls and I never knew about half this shit
Very informative run if I ever go back. RIP GFWL :c)

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Oh in that case what happened to you is a disgrace and it shames us all that we allowed it to happen.

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should they have an extra day of fundraising to get ASAP rocky out of jail?

Dumb coon

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Maybe Trump could get off his ass and do something constructive for once.

Well, at least it wasn't the other way around. Would've been so much worse if his GDQ run was this bad instead.

Wholesome as hell.

What's wrong with the Dark Souls run?

>100% Dark Souls
>Don't get all achievements

My PC broke months ago and now my phone won't charge :(
I'm stuck using this 7 year old iPhone I found.

The requirements are pretty clear for this category, it just covers a lot of shit because there's a lot of stuff in the game. All 100% runs that complete would result in an identical world to explore. The only difference would be the character's stats and items.

I agree

FREE ROCKY
FUCK SWEDEN! AFGHANI RAPEFUGEE LOVING MOTHERFUCKERS
INNOCENT MAN IN JAIL FOR 30 DAYS WITH NO CHARGES PRESSED!!!!!!! TRUMP PLEASE SAVE /OUR GUY/ ROCKY! NO MORE AFRICAN AMERICAN DEATHS IN FOREIGN JAILS

All five of those niggas are dead now, rip.

>Trump says he called Swedish PM to get ASAP out of jail, says he will vouch for bail
>Bail doesn't exist in Sweden
What a retard

God I wish I were that mint

When it's a nigger in jail now all of a sudden all the lefties want drumpf to do something lol, you people are a joke.
Shut up and watch the darksouls run and stop derailing the thread.

>mint
it's popcorn, you dummy

t. Assblasted conservitard

I'll pop your corn you little bitch

this 2bh

His name is A$AP you bigots

His name is A$AP Schrader

Moveswap glitch ruined Dark Souls runs.

>Only tomorrow left then it's back to browsing regular Yea Forums
Already feeling sad.

Decent

What's better atm, Stream 1 or 2?

This is the exact shit I'm talking about. You creepy fucks make these collages and webm crap for what exactly?

Are they all trannies now?

>killed MOMMY GWEN

This is an imageboard you newfag.

Mike Uyama killed them one by one

You forgot the .gif

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I don't know if they are doing this ironically or not and have the suspicion they don't know either

go back

Don't you retards fucking talk about her or I'm gonna do it!

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>can't pronounce Czech

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>this announcer

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this guy on stream 2 is so excited talking about SEX lol

NO user, DONT!

It's a crazy world when a litteral 6/10 woman can get ton of attention and stalkers just from showing herself on a game related show.
Then they wonder why they are virgin.

Is Chibi gonna go over estimate on stream 2 ?

He's writing Nugget on the plane!
Susan BTFO eternally!

You won't.

>didn't get the gargoyle tail axe
NOT 100%!!

Refreshing that the audience doesn't clap for every kill

It can drop later you fucking casual.
Still don't get this category though.

I hate this donation reader.

which stream?

It's 100% of arbitrary stuff they put down on a list

It's almost like it's not just about looks but someones personality too, retard.

1.

What would you consider necessary for a 100% run that isn't included?

isn't it all cheevos?

Even better, he thought the Swedish government was ineffective for not intervening with the police. He isn't even familiar with the separation of the executive, legislative and judicial branches of government and seem to think a government minister can just override the police and release some nigger from jail because he's a famous burger.

How's the Dark Souls run?
´Mass effect 2 is about to end

No.

It's alright

All achievements would mean playing through the game twice and then playing up to Sif a third time to get all 3 possible weapons from him. Unless there's some duplication glitch I'm unaware of.

What class is he playing in mass effect 2?

how's the dark souls run
too lethargic to even watch 5 mins to determine how decent it is

>Me2 went over estimate
revolting

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Yeah that is what it feels like.
I should make my own rules so I can sit on a WR for a couple hours.

At least the Fallout 4 is going to be good. Because it'll skip the dialogue and story.

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so does he have to loot EVERY item that you can loot?

Overestimator

Yeah because public video are a clear representation of a person in private.
Good job outing yourself as a virgin

>why are awkward lonely virgins attracted to a shy awkward autist girl

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every static item, yes

The point is to do everything that permanently changes the game. Picking up an item that can only be picked up once permanently changes the game, so all of those items are necessary to 100%.

how do you remember 100% without notes?

white boys cant jump

I can't tell you guys HOW ANNOYED I am.

I see what you did there

RATE
>RATE
RATE

Should have called it grave robber%

autism

When I played all of my playthroughs of Dark Souls 1 I basically did this except much slower. I'm a completionist so I learned where all the items are. I didn't give a fuck about quests that didn't give me anything though.

But it will still have the 'features' and shite gameplay.
Sexy female robos be damned.

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Over estimate as usual for ESA but still really impressive to see a game like Mass effect done that fast and commentary was great
7/10

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didn't expect to enjoy mass effect 2. pretty good / 10

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Why is a runner named tomatoanus allowed?

Room by room.

>Dark Souls is 4 hours and 15 minutes
What the hell? Is he getting every single item, spell, miracle, and covenant instead of fighting all bosses? Why on Earth would you waste your time doing that?

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Vanguard

tomatoes have anus'

Tom Atoanus is a Greek name.

Errands took longer than I thought, anything fun happen?

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Because killing bosses wouldn't be 100%

He cute.

not really, just chokes so far

I'm already disgusted that the guy just casually called Fallout 4 just "Fallout" as if it's the quintessential Fallout experience.

Fallout 4 hype

>all these inside yokes
BAN THE STREAMER
BAN THE COUCH
BAN THE ANNOUNCER

Because autism. Why would you waste your time playing the same game over and over again for years? Because autism. The answer is always autism. These people are so autistic that they need to invent new categories in order to have a new way to play the same game even more.

maybe because previous fallout games aren't that memorable. 4th is actually the best one in the series.

I didn't realize they could use assault rifles

>winning bid for Fallout 4 is going to be $6
kinda sad

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Is this "100%" include the DLC?

Assaultron guy, you happy now!?

fallout time

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they ran New Vegas earlier this week
>4th is actually the best one in the series.
This is bait

obviously

It's awful but that's the world we live in.
Could be worse, could be Fallout 76.

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quite literally the only good thing about fallout 4 is the prime degenerate smut it has produced

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Just tuned in fag, just "Dark Souls" wouldn't include DLC, just was curious.

Collector ship gives you an ability to use either assault rifles or the strongest shotgun. And the run was NG+, you and your squad keep all their perks and weapons.

Fallout 4 starting on stream 2.

>anus
lol

Whose are they running?

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this

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Why are there fucking Americans here? Is it because they couldn't get to show at GDQ?

Mine.

>Run speed is tied to framerate
>Bethesda left this in Fallout 76
>An online multiplayer game

Let's see how messed up the game is.

Very true.

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>that name
he would be banned from gdq just for that alone

Yours

Ah fair enough it's been years since I've played them and I don't think I ever played Vanguard in 2

>kung is commentating
Why didn't you just say this earlier?

Larxa's. They've been letting everyone get in attempts all marathon.

There are people convinced Fallout started with 3.

Larxa ovs

robot posting is fucking cute

HATE NEWSPAPER

true

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But, I'm a boy!

Larxa's. It's going to look like a savaged cream donut when they're done.

>black baby
lmao

robot posting is degenerate. robots are not for sex.

Wait, how is this only 4 hours? Isn't all achievements already like 3,5 hours or something, how can 100% where you pick up every single item be only that much longer?

Boy's can have pussy's, too...

oh, is that so?

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That's not gonna stop them!

there isn't even a hole for dick

Did they just cut him off to tell him that they want to do a donation behind the scenes?

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As far as I know the Americans have been mostly great 2bh
It's just a game why do you have to be mad?

>robutts are not for sex.
what did he mean by this?

>VLCclip
It's going to use a traffic cone, isn't it?

They weren't willing to commit to the required HRT to obtain a spot at GDQ

Based Fallout runners explaining the glitches with real props

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>tfw to dumb to speedrun Fallout 4

Maybe in your sick fucking heads that would happen, but she's not a slut like you lonely dipshits would make her out to be.

She's probably one of the most honest and kind people you can ever meet but you'll never know because you don't know how to filter yourself in public most likely and think talking IRL like you would on here is normal.

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What the fuck is this Fallout explanation

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That fallout guy is insane

>That prop explanation
I like this already.

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Cutscene too long so might as well fuck around

They aren't built for sex, they are sex.

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called it

>this level of autism to explain fallout 4 mechanics
how intriguing

She has literally swallowed my cum. Don't try to talk on her behalf.

Alright, this Fallout run might be better than I thought.

I've literally seen her asshole dude

NICE SKIP

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In tomato's case they reject his submissions every time so yes

Same honestly, I kinda regret it now that I realize I stuck my pp where so many other pp's have been.

Even the quiet girl in the back of your class

>tfw found a bunch of glitches for this game but they aren't used anymore

I hate Fallout 4 but this guy seems so passionate about this run that I have to watch

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>Yayifications
Wish there was another Recettear game.

Go fuck yourself you lonely cucks

>Look at cockroach
>Suddenly teleport
Whoa.

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There's probably a reason for that.

Guys, I'm starting to feel tired despite waking up only 5 hours ago.
What do?

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coffee

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We're reaching levels of projection that shouldn't be possible

A$AP ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRUMP IS FINNA FREE OUR NIGGA
youtube.com/watch?v=zfNTqpNGyc0

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Bethesda is so shit, it makes their shit great speedgames. These glitches are pretty funny

Watching this run is much more entertaining than actually playing Fallout 4.

>tomatoanus
Great to see him at ESA, I doubt GDQ will ever happen for him but I'm sure he's aware why and just shrugs it off

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fap

Trump aint gonna do shit but cry on twitter

haven't seen a Based Kumbi vid in over a year, thanks

Yeah, I wonder

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>but I'm sure he's aware why and just shrugs it off
why?

was going to switch to zfg but this guy seems real passionate about F4 runs so I'll keep watching

BULL UP
FUCK SWEDEN, FUCK MUSLIMS, FUCK FUCK REFUGEES
#FREEROCKY
AS INNOCENT AS POSSIBLE

Thanks for this wonderful game Todd.

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In his defense, executive pardons are a big thing in the US. Presidents, and especially Democrats, tend to blast them off like crazy jn their last month in office.
Should have just said ASAP is muslim. Sweden would YES real quick.

why does he have to call himself that?

This Tomatoanus guy reminds me of Jon Carnage from the E3 Pre Pre Show.

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Disregard that, I thought he might just submit them as "tomatoanus" since he seems like the kinda guy that doesn't give a fuck but proved me wrong.

Is that Fwahahaha guy that just donated to Stream 2?

is this rendered? if not that's really fucking good art

Dude, I literally watched her squat down on the floor in front of me, look directly at me and ask if I wanted some chocolate. I thought it was some kind of a slav joke at first, and said yes, expecting some kind of alcoholic chocolate, but then she just smiled and pulled her pants and off. It was at that moment I noticed two things, first off she was prairie dogging a fat turd, second, and possibly worse, she doesn't wear panties. She got a sickening smile on her face and stared directly at me. I was so shocked I couldn't do anything but just stand there, bewildered and confused. She then shot up quickly, without wiping, grasping the log of shit in her hand, never once breaking eye contact, and tried to shove it into my face. I stuttered and almost fell over backwards, and quickly began sprinting away from there.

It was the most horrifying experience of my life. I can't believe she doesn't wear panties.

>I'm from speedsouls so I'm immune to toxic

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>TOH-MAH-TOH-AH-NOOSE

Yes.

really? holy shit

His name contains the word anus

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>Years ago
>Saying meme shit out loud would make people cringe at you
>Now everybody is fucking doing it

this warp shit is wild

BRAVO Todd

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HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU!? I just saw that and thought it was like a plastic turd or something. Crazy bitch.

Ashamed at that technique. She didn't even go for the half-Kardashian which would have saved her seconds.

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Tomatoanus is pretty entertaining, sticking with this one now.

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>have a nice day at work

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damn this run has changed a lot

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>471846418
Dumb cross-eyed cock cradling (you)-farmer faggot, go back to Facebook if you want so much attention. And avatar use is against the rules you stupid fucking dickwitch. Kill yourself.

Yeah. I realize it sounds like complete inane bullshit, but there are witnesses.
See:

Yeah. For people not liking Dark Souls get in stream 2 this is really good.

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I like how uses the tiniest pauses to talk to the camera, god bless the numerous loading screens for letting him do that

Hey, nice cameo in the run.

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do they have fucking text2speech reading donations now

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>now
user, I...

stream 2 always had it

Guess that was why the staffers were running around like mad. Is she still hosting? Bitch better be pulled.

He tagged other stuff he's uploaded with SFM. I mean I like it still.

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They've had those multiple times on stream 2 whenever I watched runs

>fallout 4 also has load warping
>runner doesnt sound like an absolute retard
surprising

why wont they remake New Vegas with all the content that was cut because of time limits bros

You feel better about yourself now? It's fucking pathetic you have to make shit up like this just cause you're sad and have no friends

enjoy the tour so far?

This is some mind boggling glitch stuff.

>tfw too low IQ to keep up with Tomatoanus explenations

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You think this is funny!? I'm not the on making 'shit up' here.

Honestly sounds like the perfect chick. Dumb, thin, into scat, a whore, and a butterface. All my fetish.

Kek

because Todd hates New Vegas and Obsidian

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It's sad that you feel the need to question the stories of survivors of assault.

*chair clattering*

That's just horrible
She should have done it in her panties of course

Dubs and i upload a photo of this from my smartphone. No joke.

How do you find a girl into shit stuff?

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Shit on her and see if she likes it.

That's one way to do a skill check.

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>break our legs
You gain brouzouf

Pipe down stream 1

Hey, it's the FUCK guy again. He's pretty cool dude.

These Fallout 4 skips are great. Anything is better than playing it legit.

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I wish I could play FO4 on my toaster.

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>tfw didnt even bother doing the railroad puzzle, just guessed that the answer was "railroad" and it fucking was
bravo todd

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Don't make waves, user

This guy's voice reminds me of the dude that used to do reviews for gametrailers.com

>speedrunning general

Go escape your cycles of guilt.

Wew, that was a scare

But... i am not a murderer

>FO4 froze for a few seconds
Classic Bethesda.

i haven't been paying attention, is this run based and redpilled or cringe and bluepilled??

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Your legs are okay.

when did ESA become so shit?

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>He's dead
>Nick staring into your soul
Like pottery

>Lock up
Scary, glad it didn't crash though.

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Were you the guy who wrote "they are both gay"?

no

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what did you write

The thumbnail looks like she's sitting on a huge ballsack lol

Speed running in general is cringe and blue-pilled you fucking beta orbiter.
Though all-in-all 7/10 for now.

were you the guy saying "jew gasser" instead of "GeoGuessr"?

What are you spamming this pic you fucking retard?

what then

are you the guy who asked for a pregnant mario emote

>You just killed a Llama

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>NCR mentioned in the memory
that's neat

Nick is the only likable character in FO4.

>Mom tomato anus
Oh my

>half of the donations are from the anus family

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this year desu

>nazi chat mods
>banning runners for fun
>trannies on stream
>censoring donation comments

this will go down as the last watchable ESA, it will be GDQ-lite form here on out. Winter ESA may still be comfy and chill, for a while at least.

Were you the guy who said "i want to pin down and fuck larxa"? Pretty based if it was.

Not true, Gage was a bro.

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based and accurate

yes

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Sorry, guess I have posted that one too many times. How about this one? It's got a little bit of tummy visible which I find very cute.

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Never played any DLC.

Ada is best.

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give me something to say bros i don't care if they ban me

I want to kiss her stomach after putting a baby in it.

post the hulkposters whole post

this

just mention english ben

Lmao that would be perfect

But it has to be original one. Not the one in this thread.

The only good character in the entire game.

im not even watching the event

i am just here for robotic titties, hips and tushes

BRAVO TODD

>oh yeah

as am I, please continue posting based roboposter
watching based zfg instead

This game is a fucking mess

Have you heard of the Miku lock?

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Thank you God Coward

More robots and such like.

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Wasn't this the guy who did it as summer GDQ

Okay.

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What does 100% mean for dork souls

I enjoyed that run, fuck this game!

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gg

Based run, should've been on stream 1 instead of 4 hours of Dork Souls

RATE
Solid 8

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stream 2 delivers again. good job to tomatoanus for explaining this broken mess for an hour nonstop.

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he just awkwardly rubbed that dudes chest what the hell was that

9/10. I was interested basically the entire time.

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9 for that effort put into commentary

Dark Souls 100%: All 26 bosses, All non-respawning enemies, Finish all NPC questlines, Unlock all shortcuts & locked doors, Reveal all illusory walls, Clear all treasure locations, Dissolve all foggates, Unlock all warp points and kindle all 43 bonfires to the furthest level

>2 hours of dark souls
guess im watching jerma

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He's gay and wants to fuck

the schedule has been pretty to my tastes this year but I haven't had time to watch. Are both streams' VODs going to be uploaded to the YT for later viewing?

>Derp Souls still going on stream 1
Great, I can go to bed early.

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webm?

9/10, entertaining runner, game was fun to watch

I didn't catch it. Sorry.

9/10 That was some great super autism, enjoyed that a lot. Good finish to stream 2.

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Yes but at the nice pace of 2 uploads per day once the event ends

better than nothing I guess. Thanks user

jerma and zfg are the only streamers I watch for complete opposite reasons

There'll be separate vods on twitch faster than that

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just gave him a little jiggle

Stream 2 returns in 10 hours for the final day starting with Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

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>That tiddy rub

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Bretty good.
Cool dude who actually explained what, why and how he does things compared to the turbo autists who act like they are going to get a WR and get flustered when someone does as much as read a donation during their run.

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maral donated during dark souls, made everyone giggle and they sounded so sad when they said they missed her :(

sad

>Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
>Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse
>PUSS!
>Quake Mission Pack 2: Dissolution of Eternity
>Quake II
>Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne

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I want to marry Ma"I love swallowing cum"Ral a d make her the happiest woman who ever existed!

can you do big cums though

meanwhile the last runs on stream 1 are all races. at least sunshine is going to be a clusterfuck.

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>Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
I hope it's an old version so we can see Anub'arak with 50+ armour.

that's pretty hot

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>twitch.tv/speedgaming
European speedrunners look like that?!

sunshine is going to be fucking insane

My boy ZEROO in the audience.
Shoutouts to /r/Yea Forums and @notben and @ryedawg.

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Zero do the floss

she won

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+1, my fellow 'pede

he can't hear you dummy

ZERO DO THE FLOSS

he's gone brah

threads are pretty dead now, are we all burned out on speedrunning

Not really.

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Inb4 banned for gay jokes.

Sorry, she only likes big cums like I can do

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I hope he's practicing

She's been pegging Ben for years.

Guess so.

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until zfg does a run at a marathon, yeah

Didn't mean to hit enter, but there isn't much to really talk about at the moment.

imagine how hard dampe would fuck him

>4 hours of dark souls
pass

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Can't wait till Monday so I can take a break from watching the ESA stream and finally take a shower. Starting to smell like gamergirl pee.

from what I remember at his last marathon he got like 16 dampe tries

Dark Souls into The Witcher. Not interested.

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I haven't showered in almost 4 weeks, serious. Im going to next week though because I need my hair cut.

>take a bath and feels fresh as fuck
>5 minutes later i'm drenched in sweat and the entire room smells like ass
maybe i shouldn't sit naked on a leather chair

When's the etrian odyssey run

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>serious
There is no way in hell dude.Literally I do not believe you.

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after rabi-ribi and sengoku rance

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Did you catch his PACE run?
>that was bell skip, don't know if it's faster but it's cool, and I definitely don't miss it

Sounds extremely arbitrary.
No weapons, spells, armor and covenants checklist at all?
Even all achievements gives a better checklist, even though its still isnt 100%.

Eh, Darksouls is boring, I'll check out witcher later and see how it is

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the run is invalidated if he doesn't go for bell, that's why he's still doing 100%
I did see it live but I'm not sure about FQ, it just doesn't have the same feel as doing a vanilla OoT run and I'd want to see the energy of GDQ watching it too. I'll be there to see it.

"All categories are arbitrary" -Edgar Allen Poe

>the energy of GDQ
So the hype monitor?

>tfw haven't played a videogame in a week
What are you lads playing?

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Did you see his AGDQ2018 run? The entire audience was chanting his name practically throughout and hyping him up for the big tricks. It's just funny to see that being channeled towards a more reclusive, humble guy

finished playing Katana ZERO, been intending on speedrunning it
been playing some minecraft recently as well

even during these down periods we're still the 6th fastest thread on the board.
technically the 3rd highest video game related thread.

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Spyro

Get up out of that seat and stretch those muscles anons!

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Based Wally

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Emulator, original hardware, or the remake?

Why is everyone on the couch blowing their nose like they're sick?
Larxa must have had a cold

Does anyone do kegels while they sit

I've been playing Puzzle & Dragons all week. granted it's a shit fucking gacha game that I'm fucking addicted to it's still technically a video game.

ty!

Sunless Skies

>Larxa must have had a cold
She has AIDS.

Everyone caught the ESAids because some fucker showed up sick and didn't cover his mouth when he coughed/sneezed.

She actually did, she said so earlier. Also the cute Turkish girl was sick so I guess it spread round

GDQ infected them with the T-Virus.

Reignited PS4

cutie alert on /speedgaming

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>tfw no big-tittied girlfriend (male)
Think I should go to GDQ this year?
I live near Orlando.

Damn, ESA really is a fuckfest.

Totally user just make sure your bladder is empty if you do them.

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I've been playing Mabi for weeks, one of the Chain Blade quests is kicking my ass but I'm having fun otherwise and the girls are still as cute as always

Convention aids is a persistent part of attending conventions and events, shit spreads like wildfire with all those people crammed into one building.

>reignited

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Larxa literally said she had a cold. LOL they all banged her

Makes me glad I never leave the house

Trying to play pathfinder kingmaker but it's too fucking shit and i really want to play a game story heavy game like that now

literally cannot look at any sexy drawn image anymore without remembering the fate that befell sad panda last night

>girls suck a vid.....

Can confirm, we all got to ride that bicycle.

The bed is comfy though.

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will zelda be good?

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wasn't any convention aids at the last agdq desu, I would have died considering how cold it was

i have never speedran a game

MORE LIKE BORING SOULS

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Forbidden photo

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Don't remind me

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ricky is my waifu

Lmao Barbie

Gotta exercise you immune system sometimes bro

>Ben doing the albanian eagle
yikes...

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You want to shut the fuck up already?

>Ben
DELETE THIS FUCKING PHOTO RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE SITE REEEEE

How about I fill your ass with semen and see YOU become immune to that,"bro".

STREET BOYZ (and girl)

What are you going to do about it?

What are you gonna do? Cry with more enthusiasm than usual?

>yeah 100% bro
>>so I need to kill every enemy and get every item?
>no you just need to quit out a bunch of times to kill crystal lizards
10/5 run so far lads.

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explain this shit
did some people say no-no things and get banned from appearing on cam or so?

Larxa ESA bike confirmed

Ben named "moot".That was the end of it.

Who?

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cope

Larxa speedrunning dick

Rode er so ard the training wheels fell off lemme tell ya m8 weeeeew lad what a right proper coaster that was.
-sneezes-

Punchi x Larxa, do you ship it?

A well-known philanthropist and billionaire playboy who said some unflattering things about "them".

The leader of the resistance.

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imagine the smell

100%?

Would headpat Argick.

I'd easily choke you the fuck out, faggot.

Go suck a dick you flaming homo

Only thing you're choking is your chicken to the thought of us supplanting Larxa with our collective seed.

Do you think larxa shouts twitch emotes when she orgasms?

Is she still hopping from screwing one speedrunner to the next, just turning up to these marathon events?

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?

I don't think she does, I know she does.

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Impossible. Larxa has them all preoccupied.

>P....PO-POOOOOOOOOOOGCHAAAAAAAMP

Guys, do you think Larxa has a dark butthole or a light one?

based big dog ben

If Larxa's butthole winks at you you get a free 1 month subscription to her channel

Not even hosting or reading donations, in fact she done with the event, and you fucking morons still have to talk about her 24/7 cause you're a lonely loser with no friends.

She probably ejaculates outdated memes that have long since become painfully cringy.

So, yes.

Only Larxa could still manage to 100% run my dick even tho it's circumcised.

Dark, but periodically bleaches to hide shitstains.

dark

Must suck getting friend zoned by a literal whore.

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>Randomizer
>Fuzzyness

Abso-fuckin-lutely not.

You're just mad cause I made her press F and you didn't.

I taught Larxa every trick she knows.
And I mean every trick

Do people use moveswap in dark souls outside of speedruns?

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Yeah, I got the N'sane trilogy too!

Slut.

She got skills

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Tournament game for YuCaesar!

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You''ll die alone and absolutely no one will give a fuck.

I turned Larxa into a trick.

So there are almost no more good runs left, huh?

how was tasbot

Why he didn't kindle that bonfire?

over estimate

how's the ds run lads

captain toad mite b cool

>it's still not over

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Obviously the PUSS! run is the star run for tomorrow.

pocket monster yellow tomorrow should be nice, just is very early.

did hulkposter just get banned, rip

Dark Souls runs are shittier the longer the category.

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Massive lead for Caesar

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pretty good

>Absolute cutie just won a tournament, people talk about some beaked thot instead

is she autistic?

How is DaS3?
I stopped playing souls games 5 years ago after beating 2.

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Congrats to her.

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I really disliked it honestly. The movement feels like Bloodborne but instead of the fun strafing you just roll everywhere, and the environments are all really boring washed out dark grey/green with swamps everywhere. Had to force myself to finish it.

Better than 2 but not as good as 1. A couple of Bloodborne ideas seeped into it and it doesn't really work that well and makes movement feel off, and the world in general is much more linear. Equipment also feels less valuable as a result of changes to how some things work.

>F
>Monkas
>LUL
LarxaFace.jpg

It's great.

She sure moaned like anything on Stream 1 when she failed like mad, even though she got Brimstone and pyromaniac or some shit.

it's Dark Souls Greatest Hits

the levels are probably the most boring to replay after your first playthrough, there are tons of swamps, it plays a bit like the halfway point between DaS1 and BB, and the bosses feel like BB bosses for the most part. The Ashes DLC is fine, the Ringed City is actual shit

Overall it's a fine game

post more Mesa
alternatively, Mesa butt

Maybe I'll grab it on a sale.
I loved pvp in the first, probably a few hundred hours on that 120 shit, 2 didn't really capture that feeling with the arena because of SL so I just ended up losing interest in the series I guess.

Never got to play BB, only got to play DeS because I lived with my brother for a bit and he had a ps3.

just had an actual wank, what did I miss lads

You missed 30 seconds of Dark Souls.

noobest's soothing voice

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It's decent if you want more of what Dark Souls had but a bit off, without being too far off. Don't expect to get the kind of exploration that 1 had though.

Fucking DESTROYED

youtube.com/watch?v=LFiqxR7s76Y

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i'll make the new thread, give me a minute

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That's how long yours last? I'd go to a doctor if I were you.

Forgot pic
GG

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epic comeback

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>girls can't speedru-

new

Solaire just sitting there,
he ain't saying much he's just vexxed.

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she speedruns, take one(1) guess

I remember her commentating a previous race last year or so with absolutely autistic detail