Is free to do anything

>Is free to do anything
>just does what he's told
deep

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hes a fucking loser

Karkat rules
John fucking sucks

>still refuses to fuck Rose

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Terezi's retcon guidance was just to make it seem like any of the trolls still mattered at that point in the story. Remove all the meteor trolls after cascade and the story doesn't change at all except that part.
It feels like John should've made his own choices here and I feel like the last thing he would've chosen is to save vriska, he probably would've tried to save his dad.

t. karkat

John is the only good character, the rest are all insufferable except for some cool moments. It's a pity he doesn't have any agency of his own.

wheel

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>only good
>fucked a tranny

based

NOT BASED. CRINGE. CRINGE!!!!!!!

John, Jade, Dave and Rose were fun characters to read about once.
By the end of the comic it was hell to read about any of them.

but don't you like reading about dave angsting to obama bout how he's gay

Dave coming out to Obama was a hell of a lot better than Jade randomly having a dog penis

imagine giving your session cancer

That's like saying that crap is worse than shit.

um jade's dog penis was based because it dabbed on the straighties

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Is he /ourguy/?

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Why do people take the epilogue at face value when it literally calls itself fanfiction?

>it's retarded and shit on purpose
If I wanted to wait years to be disappointed I would have just raised a kid.

Before any retarded skank-worshiping retards infest this thread, allow me to say.
FUCK VRISCUNTS
AND FUCK KARKEKS

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it's kafkaesque

>Aradia was the real leader in Act 5.1 all along, according to the commentary
>Terezi was the troll mc all along

man, vriskucks and karkucks dabbed so fucking hard

Would you play Sburb if you had the chance to?

Yeah.
If it exists, it means the world's gonna end anyway. Might as well get out while I can.

I'm not saying it's good, I'm just saying it's clearly taking the piss.

god i want terezi to crush me with her thighs

>literally fucked the tranny out of roxy
i'd say that's pretty good

The epilogue was so good that it actually made me emotional, especially in regards to John's death

FUCKING DIRK YOU NIGGER

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>Why do people take the epilogue at face value
Because it's being used to set up some other story? It makes fun of fanfiction but it's 100% canon considering Hussie drafted the entire thing

Jade can breed my boipussy

>breeding bad
>slut good
what did xe mean by this?

take it to Yea Forums you faggots

Hussie making shit p after the fact doesn't change anything
Expect his "gender reveal" soon

I like how they missed where Jade is still desperate to have kids and tries to get Rose, as the closest thing to Dave, to have her baby.

>aspect is based on being free of the worries of the world by allowing oneself to go with the flow like a gentle wind
>always does what everyone tells him to multiple times

Andrea Hussie would have huge DSLs.

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>hurrrr death of the author death of the author
Cope faggot.

>fucked a tranny
?

Roxy is now RoXY in the epilogues.

Can he just finally end Homestuck?

the funny thing is that the epilogues also made jade a canon breedslut who's really sad she's infertile

Nope. He'll just keep hiring fanfic authors to pad it out.

Homestuck is the most disappointing piece of media yet created. No other infamously bad ending can compare. The Epilogues made it worse still. Hussie should be tried and imprisoned for the emotional damages he's caused.

and while it didn't make her stridersexual it did make her striderromantic.

I really wish homestuck remained more acceptable till the end so people could more freely lambast the ending.
It was already a joke to most people, so they don't understand just how truly awful the story got.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

>erased John out of canon
lmao no

You know full well that Hussie is tired of his cashcow and just wants to kill it in the most obnoxious way possible. Like Kojima in MGS4 but worse.

hmmm

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It wasn't doing so bad, the beginning acts are very enjoyable, full of magic even. But then Act 6 rolled around and everything steadily went to shit.
I miss the early days.

Fucking breath players, so cheap. Do they even have fun just winning all the time? I’m having fun kicking ass as knight of doom.