ITT: Objects that have never been used as weapons
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I dont think i've ever seen someone use a phone as a weapon.
Someone never played the Army Men games
Hah, I thought of SimAnt but I couldn't remember if that was a thing that happened.
SimAnt didn't have magnifying glass rays if I recall. You could be stepped on, run over by the lawnmower, sprayed with pesticide, and eaten by the dog, but I don't think the human ever kills any ants with a magnifying glass.
Sails...?
Watch Dogs used it technically
Dead Rising
I wonder if they could make Mangnifying Glass their own weapon class instead of just a joke weapon, it might be too much work to make 10+ models of magnifying glasses, huh?
I believe a boss in Dead Rising 3 used those as a weapon if I can recall
Tons of video game bosses have thrown weights at the player. There's also Dead Rising where the player weaponizes weights themselves. Dead Rising is probably the answer to the majority of the responses to be posted in this thread
HITMAN 2 has a phone bomb
smt kinda technically
Chairs?
Dead Rising
Dead Rising.
>he didn't play Battle Network
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Have you never watched a wrestling match?
>spork
>theremin
>compass
>thermometer
if these actually HAVE been used as weapons, please inform me
Here i win.
Confetti as a weapon, that probably has never happened.
Yakuza.
ss13
stick this to someones eyeball and pull the string
> FFIX
> Yeah, no idea
> I saw it on a gatcha game.
> I saw it on a gatcha game
A suppository?
Nice try
There's gotta be at least one eroge.
I'm surprised how a pen has never been a weapon in any game seeing how they're one of the most common real life objects.
Try again.
Literally any wrestling game
>spork
chex quest
Jackie Chan maybe? This one is hard.
False
Isabelle
There's this shitshow but also SS13, where they're one of the best traitor items.
>he didn’t play TWEWY
Slap city
A friend had a smackdown vs raw game where you could use chairs, sorry I dont remember the year
Isabel is ultimate, her fsmash actually looks just like your pic
>he hasn't played whack your boss
Purseowner 4.
Spork is an easter egg weapon on Mob Of The Dead in Black Ops 2
Well now, if its eroge then I know a screen shot somewhere where a man is armed with dildos around his pants. Though I think the mc of Moero Chronicles use something that shapes like one.
Can you even make a Pen feel diferent gameplay-wise than a dagger?
2 layer pen, first layer has blood grooves with additional suction, and the second layer is just a normal pen, and then due to the physics magic the ink enters the body
I guess a fountain pen can be laced with different liquid other than ink. Stab an enemy deep with it then let it flow to their veins.
What is a Cell IED?
Could be a neat little game tho
> All those cool everyday items they could use as items.
> Devs keep using Swords, Spears, Daggers, Guns, Hammers and Axes in every damn RPG.
A pizza cutter. I remember Luso from FFTA2 having a large sword that looks like one.
couldn't you smash niggas with skates in San Andreas?
What is worse is that daggers are a clone of swords, i dont know why they get their own class.
Surgeon Simulator.
Shovel Knight
I want a lifesized one with some skin-tearing surface
Literally everything that artist touches has pizza cutter swords. Iirc the judge sword in FFTA looked like it too.
The night brims with defiled scum and is permeated by their rotten stench
Rules
That's how SS13 does it. The sleepy/para pen is essentially the gold standard in sneaky poisoning, and is super concealable given that there's pens all over the place and one in your PDA by default.
quote from man fried
I assume you can ram ships in Ass Creed Odyssey and if not then that's a fucking crime.
Fuck that game. 3 months in coaching in middle school because some bitch teacher watched me play it.
You use rulers in mother
probably?
Baldi's Basics
also FF12 they're a weapon class..
Used in a game to burn people dont remember the game
South Park Fractured But Whole
Ittle Dew / Slap City
Skullgirls
Isabelle from Smash Ultimate
John Wick in Payday 2
GTA V
The Udonge 13 flash game where you shoot people in the ass.
video game shotguns at long range, basically the same thing
a fucking cross.
Milk Crates
Castle motherfucking vania motherfucker
>what is Castlevania
Castlevania
Baton Conductors?
HL2 deathmatch
oof
Hitman 2
Theres Dante's Inferno as well.
Lip balm
every castlevania ever
Hyrule Warrios and Eternal Sonata.
Paper notes and coins?
No video game has ever EVER EVER had a stick of deodorant as a weapon. I win, you can all go home now.
Final Fantasy
Now this is just retarded Hitman as a trap
Literally Touhou, if you want an obscure game, Ganbare Goemon
A controller
I know there's games where you can pick them up and throw them, I'm gonna lean with a "this is also a weapon in Dead Rising" again.
Contact
That was used as a weapon in both Paper Mario Sticker Star and Color Splash.
>spoiler
Which game?
Don’t remember
and toothpicks, and toothbrushes
Balloon tower defense series
Nice one
No games allow you to use your own pancreas as a weapon
A fucking sponge.
Literally Fate/Grand Order's Sherlock Holmes
Kingdom Hearts DDD
Kingdom Hearts 2
They could actually be pretty uniqe as a weapon that's always in your feet and allow you to go faster as well.
Which one is more effective, the stringed floss or your pic?
ITT: Dead Rising
a 3 handed sword
Also TWEWY
I think there's several in Kingdom of Loathing
minecraft
Deadcells
I think everything has been used as a weapon, except maybe thermometers...but how do you even fight with it?
Kirby can transform into a curling stone in Kirby 64 to kill things.
Wind Waker
There is a retarded amount of Kiss attacks in JRPGs.
They're only clones of swords because devs are retarded and make them so. If they were rondels and were used for stabbing people rather than just slashing they would have a point.
Nail-clippers? I dunno.
>thermometer
>thermometer
>thermometer
Why does this object come to mind for so many? There has to be a slutty nurse in some fighting game that uses one.
Walkie Talkies are used as a weapon in Save Private Ryan remake, does that count?
Valentine from Skullgirls?
They're not really phones so not really.
I'm pertaining to the item itself.
That like saying toothbrushes: bite attacks.
USB thumb drive
I mean how do you even fight with an USB drive??
A small 18th century Belgium town.
99% of these can be used in MMOs like MapleStory, but you gotta pay real money.
It's an object that has never been used as a weapon. It answers the question from OP.
Laptops?
I think she uses pretty much everything but thermometers. IV stand, reflex hammer, lollipops, no thermometer.
dildo, fleshlight, condom, tampon
Friendship.
don't starve
instead of being a flat USB type A head it has poisoned blades that inject on impact, the reservoir for the poison can easily be concealed in the body of the drive.
Key apparear in a lot of games, but have they been an actual weapon?
Payday as an attack in Pokemon
civilization?
There is a key sword in Castle Crashers.
If you don't count the Keyblade, then Aba from Guilty Gear
>dildo
saints row IV and dead rising
I'm sure there's one but I'm drawing a blank here
Pokemon
Runescape
Use it in a robo-fighting game to inject viruses
I know for sure some games have used them as knuckles between fists like in real life
Halo modifiers
Prey
Ceiling fan
actually wrong. in stubbs the zombie you can throw your pancreas like a grenade
Why'd you post a judge sword?
Peach's side smash
what about a penis? not a dildo and rape in some eroge doesn't count, a game where you hit things with your penis to damage them.
i think kirby can turn into one plus I've seen plenty of video games that push people into fans and shit.
Sekiro
As stage hazards, lots of games.
I think i've seen the non-electronic ones being used in FF7.
Pins
genital jousting?
this Naruto dude uses a huge blunt sharkskin sword that does exactly that.
Sackboy in the piece of shit Playstation All Stars Battle Royal. One of its attacks is to place a little fan like that which pushes people back and fucks up people's movement. Super annoying.
Can't think of anything in particular, but I'm sure pins are used like caltrops in atleast one game.
socks
Fair enough, but nobody has ever used a tampon.
Good point, but how do you fight with Pins.
Paper Mario Sticker Star?
Splatoon
lots of fetish games where girls wearing socks step on you
The World Ends With You is literally based around this.
You can put rocks inside a sock and it's a weapon
Shinmyoumaru
I'm pretty sure you can throw a used tampon in Stick of Truth
EVA had a lipstick gun in MGS3, she never got to use it though.
Final Fantasy Tactics, specifically the original translation and not War of the Lions.
watchdogs
And if that doesn t count how about the phone that samsung phone that explodes IRL
Is this a stealth Musou thread?
injection fairy lilly in the yugioh games
i think in that game you fuck dicks in the ass which i'd class as rape rather than a blunt force attack but idk there might be other modes
Penny Punching Princess
Harley Quinn's 'Play Doctor' special in Injustice 1 and 2
Skullgirls
maybe fairy fighting has a cockslap in it
I would've checked sad panda, but y'know...
Swords...i don't ive ever seen any.
NO IT'S MINE!!
had this chinkshit headset
it had a review from joseph goebbels on the box
Okay so headsets have never been used as a weapon.
Cataclysm lets you put rocks or locks inside of socks and lets you use it as an improvised flail
Irisu syndrome has rocks inside of a stocking as one of the bad ends
Son of a bitch!
A condom
You can throw phones at people in GTA IV
Knights of pen and paper 2 has a 3 handed sword
I think I recall some rpgmaker eroge that allows you to equip different types of condoms with different stats. in the "weapons" slot
What about tongs?
planetary annihilation
Yeah, the thermometer is only part of her victory pose.
Final Fantasy Type 0
i think you can unlock a sword in one of the crash bandicoot games not sure though
that guy that skates on the walls in overwatch
Kingdom of Loathing my good man
How about a whole series about fighting with key.
Kingdom hearts
Kirby planet Robobot when you get the mic ability as the robobot
Milion arthur arcana had a move where you grab an enemy by the dick... but it got censored
That’s just silly user.
not quite Earth but the celestial claw in Amid Evil allows you to launch planets (or upgraded: stars) at people, works like a rocket launcher
;_;7
Ok I think you win this thread
Tokyo Xanadu's "Soul Device" weapons are smart phone apps
found this
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starbound used to have a bug where a folding chair weapon did almost instant kill damage to everything
Bioshock
Paint the Town Red
Icarly
First you'll have to explain what the fuck that is.
>what is megaman
>what is beyblade
literally every VR game
Monster Hunter Tri
You can instakill with them in Battlefield.
In Battlefield Bad Company 2, you could use the defibrillator as a melee weapon when playing medic.
Rondo of Blood and Dracula X Chronicles. iirc it does 4 times the damage made by the whip
Hard Time
fallout 76, shit game as it is, does have ski swords that are just you swinging half of a ski around
Another SS13 weapon
I win
a moments silence, but even then thats grabbing someone by the dick not actually using your dick to hurt them
In skate 3 you can smack people around with your board.
i've seen foam used as a psychological weapon
user, no!
There's shitty free games where you attack people (violently rather than sexually) with your penis
pizza ya san
Do we have a winner?
spongebob uses body slams to fight, if that counts as using himself as a weapon
Splatoon uses sponges.
Bedman I guess. But I'm pretty sure there's something that drops mattresses on people.
Winner.
But not as weapons. Not that I’ve ever seen.
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WE GOT FOAM
It's styrofoam. I should have labeled the pic.
But i'm fairly certain than no packaging material has been used as a weapon.
Maybe the duct-tape as a crafting material.
Well shit.
You can throw gross sponges as weapons in Kingdom of Loathing, I'll admit that they're not very commonly used but they absolutely deal damage.
wtf I could never imagine neps game being so brutal
this game looks like shit lol
god i wish that thermometer was my dick
Enter the gungeon
toontown
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Megaman air man
Garrote or dagger. Judging by what it does to my gums it's probably pretty effective either way.
No One Lives Forever had lipstick grenades
Yin and Yang themselves, not just weapons themed after them.
Isabelle on smash uses one as a weapon
Does the manifestations of Yin and Yang themselves fighting count?
Spongebob
Sure
>Confetti as a weapon, that probably has never happened.
Literally Toon Town
You're gonna have to expand on that because light and darkness, spiritual energy, etc and other things yin and yang represent have been weapons.
that doesn't even make sense
I think Reimu for Touhou uses Yin Yangs to shoot things with
Makai Kingdom straight up has balloon class weapons and they're terrible.
Touhou 1
Beating people with that bench was so satisfying.
Mega Man 3
what about boxes?
Snake's taunt in Smash
dead rising
Wonderful 101
Scub
Transistor?
Is there any game that uses cookies as shurikens ?
You don't know half of it.
lmao what a fucking faggot. the woman wasn't even touching him
Bully
wrong OP
I committed an insane amount of murders with that IRL.
The moon.
i havent seen anyone use a can of spaghetti os yet
dead rising has canned food
Enter the Gungeon
Toothbrush is the best weapon in Doom: Extreme Weapons Pack
Hitman's lethal poison syringes
Compa from Hyperdimension neptunia
TF2 medic
EYE
Chrono Cross
smash bros. (isabelle)
having no responses may mean you've actually figured it out
don't get cocky, i'm thinking
An electric razor in particular?
Super Mario Bros 2
You Don't Know Jack
Lucio
Killer Wail from Splatoon
ROB in Smash
BotW
a potgirl
Also KI:U, the Centurion Strongarms threw them.
lots of games, but donkey kong country returns to name one
>Never been used as a weap-
Sauce?
there has to have been a game made by some professional whiner where you can tweet people to death
Checkmate atheists
I got nothing. Maybe at best a physics prop from a source engine game. MAYBE.
Gruntz
Amid Evil has a staff that fires planets, occasionally one of those planets will be earth.
You can use any model as a weapon in gmod
>never seen a finger box
they're OK, I've seen better quality though
shit dude fucking delete that shit the feds will find out, theres been a crazy amount of action against these on Yea Forums already people getting arrested and shit
ALL OF YOU ARE MORONS
STUPID
HAHAHA
>but why?
FIND MODEL OF ANYTHING (anything)
LOAD INTO GARRY'S MOD
GRAB WITH GRAVGUN AND HIT NPC (is weapon)
STUPID
Zombies ate my neighbors
This.
no one has used that in real life either desu. A hammer and a nail would do a better job than this pos
Came here to say this.
Dude fuckin flurry punches with the things.
Mario Odessy
Story? I mean what's the context behind this meme now? Faucet sink?
semen
Kites?
Forest of the blue skin
Kite fighting is an asian sport so I'm going to guess they have.
>Video unavailable
Did it get taken down?
Mario 64
My Friend Pedro
a clothes iron?
League of Legends.
Hotline Miami 2 has a special execution for the skateboard and it's beautiful
Fortnite has it as a pickaxe called "magnifying axe".
Yes you can.
"Now you can measure the length of various things!"
Ha, I was just watching this again the other day.
If you think that's bad, check out his Zip .22 video.
Shield Killer in Mother 3
There are multiple pen weapons in ss13
I assume you are referring to the sleep pen, but the laser dagger pen is robust as well
Manhunt 2: Strangle a dude with a phone cord
GTA IV: Use your own phone to detonate bombs, and can pick up and throw other peoples phones
GTA V: Michael and Lester literally rig a phone with a bomb and blow a dude's head off with it
Rockstar alone has done this multiple times.
Manhunt 2.
Manhunt 2.
There's a dildo AND vibrator in San Andreas. There was also supposed to be a dildo in Manhunt 2 but it was cut.
Manhunt 2.
tldr whatever weapon you think hasn't been used was probably in Manhunt 2.
Grabbed by the Ghoulies
Bloodborne
Royal Ludroth technically uses one.
At least it's not fucking Bruges
That faggot with the stand in Soul Calibur V uses one.
Competitive Pokemon
Tooth pick
Sauce? Been looking to buy
You use a magnifying glass as a sword in Monster hunter.
Manhunt 2
A lot of MMOs have all sorts of wacky weapons and cosmetics. There's a thermometer sword in Maplestory.
Tower of Trample.
thank you for informing me
Hey asshole, that skill is only available when your energy meter is fully charged.
Fiber optic network switch
D-Dog
FF8
Are there any games where you can kill enemies with portals besides telefragging. Like teleport them into the air so they'll fall to their deaths or warp than into lave.
Shell casings
Portal
Postal 2 has AIDS needles
red alert and the chronosphere does that
whatever this guy is holding
Your own limbs and organs, which can detach or regenerate.
Stubbs the Zombie
Technically Naruto games would count since certain moves have yin/yang attributes.
Circus Kirby in the 3DS games makes exploding balloon art.
Correct
Portal 2
Literally the final boss in Unteralterbach
Not an electric razor, but the barber in the AC Brotherhood multiplayer used it in stealth kills
Million Gunman from No More Heroes 2 has guns that shoot paper money.
Xenoverse 2, SS4 Gogeta.
A weed wacker?
I remember on the original PS3 game, she even used her needle as a gun.
I think you could use a weedwacker in Dead Rising.
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Literally Sin and Punishment
Damn this thread is a ride
Based.
RE5
Well shit. I honestly thought it'd be unused. You win.
Barrette clips?
Terraria
kek
pacman in smash uses this as well
rotom flying form if we want to count pokemon
based
kek
Prototype i think
>not quite Earth
There's even an achievement for blowing it up.
Idk if it counts but you can make coinshot 12 gauge rounds in new vegas
You're not wrong
Death Road to Canada
Death Road to Canada
Bloodborne
Death Road to Canada
Death Road to Canada
Bayonetta
this comic defended diablo immortal
haha faggot
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Fractured but whole
Portal
How many fucking items do exist holy shit.
smell-o-scopes
Your own speech bubble
Minecraft
One of the most dangerous things in Dwarven Fortress and used to be essentially immortal.
Can and will kill dorfs dead even though it can't actually move.
Graal online classic has a sword that is yin yang
He saved her from neck pain
Well, there are plenty of games that use razor blades (binding of isaac for exemple), and probably even old school razors, but I can't think of any with that specific type of razor
Classic weapon in Zombies Ate My Neighbors also
Dead rising
Notes throw in Yakuza
Tons of JRPGs have coin toss
Super Daryl Deluxe 10/10 hidden gem
Monster Girl Quest Paradox has an entire weapon category and several classes dedicated to sex toys as weapons
Is scriblenauts cheating?
*focuses the sunlight using this and burns you*
What now??
Tales of Symphonia.
i think this was used as a caster weapon in some jap game
one of the Samurai Warriors characters uses this
yes
What's this supposed to be, a hoover? castlevania enemies, luigi's mansion, ghostbusters
not quite nail clippers, but in some of the Yakuza games you can get pliers (a surprisingly hard to find item at that) and the heat action will have Kiryu grapple the enemy and use them to pull out an enemies fingernail
Yakuza has it but I think it had a generic animation but hotplates found on the ground would have the burning end smashed into an enemies face in the heat animation
that little loser from Tales of Symphonia fights with a kendama
Ex_Machina
god thats the stupidest thing I've ever seen and I love it
Most the Final Fantasies have Gil (coins) toss
>not knowing what filing vs flaying is
Does Katamari count?
Eden FF8 and 14
Does this count as a weapon?
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>without a central nervous system, the only thing it can feel is ANGER
Does any game use this?
other than terraria
Glitterdust in d&d
uh Guilty Gear lol
Literally Ness in Earthbound and Smash
Cotton candy
A vacuum
A bong
tons of them, especialy arcade. There's that SNES game where it's your main weapon. Also Kirby.
flyff mmo had a class that used yoyo's as a weapon
Also StarTropics
I'm actually working on a game with a weapon similar to this
ehgriez god bless the ring on the ps1
or however you spell it
I really want someone to put a zip22 in a game
>Cotton candy
Event weapon in Runescape
>vacuum
>what is Luigi's Mansion
>bong
Hitman
Pretty sure Umihara Kawase too.
Here you go, I was thinking of Spin Master
Jesus, its been so many years since I've seen one of those.
>he doesn't take his finger boxes to fights
Folding chair, but Kanji in Persona 4 (and by extension, P4 Arena)
Home Improvement on the SNES and Stan (Toolshed) in South Park Fractured But Whole use one as a grappling hook
Fighting is Magic
Is that a computer mouse with wheels?
Russian Postal 2 has toxic socks that make people throw up blood
Fuck, I've never seen this one used before in a game now that I think about it.
>Be Maxwell
>Write "Magnifying Glass"
>Add adjectives "wieldy" and "deadly"
Boom, instant unique weapon.
An Onahole
bang from blazblue
In older versions of Closers some of Seulbi's summoned bits were phones, among other things. I think they're all knives or something now, though. Soulless.
Steins;Gate and Persona 5
>tfw part 2 never
someone post Isabelle gifs asap
dreadout.
Lobotomy Corporation.
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when yin and yang meet they turn into a massive dragon that kills your guys
One of Larxene's joke weapons in 358/2 Days replaces her daggers with lightbulbs
Also Kirby 64, spark+bomb
Wire nuts
how do you weaponize trigger_hurt?
NeverDead
Yakuza for sure.
Robotic lawnmower, think a Roomba but for yards.
Rockman 4 MI, if you count rom hacks that is.
A Sponge.
In The Last Story you use a similarly sized and styled town as a mobile sea fortress to bring doom to your enemies.
Or, the count does, everyone else rightly thinks it's insane
Fuck this thread
I could see this being a fun weapon.
A HERRING!