GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but there already is a Microsoft rep! Steve can’t be in! Please stop posting this shit!!! “No!”
Tsk, tsk... haven’t any of you learned by this point that no one cares about your made up rules? What ever happened to “no western characters” or “no characters with mature themes?” That’s right, Sakurai doesn’t give a shit! And with two dlc slots left, Steve is sure to make the cut thanks to his popularity in both the east and west! Everyone knows popularity sells, so why would Nintendo pass up on the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Even Vergeben, the leaker who correctly predicted Banjo, still claims that there will be Minecraft content in Smash. Sure, Banjo may have gotten in first, but as they always say: “the best is saved for last!” But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
I want to put my dick in a blender while someone is humping me with a strap-on screwdriver while vomiting a mixture of blood and mountain dew that smells of stiff smegma carefully licked from a shower sinkhole while shitting doritos with hot sauce
this thread has been up for 20 minutes hire me, mods
Blake James
>471831509 Don't you know when to cut your losses and fuck off? So what if Steve gets in? By this point, it doesn't even matter. Hell, I'll even accept it ,if it gets you faggots to SHUT UP. I'm not even going to give you a (You), because you don't deserve the gratification. >inb4 seething
Based Frogger. Have to ask, though, how would the Up Special be practical outside of recovery if it doesn't do damage?
>We have our Bear and Bird in Smash Bros already Well no not really since it's optional non-canon DLC
James Hall
Based autist
Andrew Campbell
It's 4 in the afternoon. >stevefag BTFO'd by father time himself kek
Owen King
>We have our Bear and Bird in Smash Bros already Technically
Carter King
>dumb murrikan thinks time only works for himself what a loser.
Justin Robinson
dead meme
Eli Rogers
You honestly think Smash Bros has a fully fledged canon?? The only time it did was in Brawl and it hasn't been done again since!
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! So by that logic, the only canon version of Street Fighter 2 is the original since the new characters were after thought to refresh the game! That's fucking stupid!
Banjo Kazooie are in as DLC from Phil Spencer himself wanting them in, and it will make Nintendo MONEY
Nathan Martinez
Man it feels good to already have my character in. Now I can finally kick back and enjoy the show.
this thread is just a daily reminder that smashfags are fucking autistic
Evan Stewart
Never fucking ever. Bullshit.
Jeremiah Reed
no way
Carter Gomez
>literally didn't give a single shit when banjo got announced because the incessant shitstorm of repetitive rosterfaggotry completely drained me of any emotion
I dont think Ive seen anything more autistic than these Steve images and posters desu
Jackson Richardson
I can't believe someone saved my shitty picture.
Nolan Morris
Shitposters desperate for Smash thread drama. Porkyfags generally don’t act like Stevefags at all
Christopher Rodriguez
Stinky Steve, cope and seethe! Dabbed on twice and still won't leave. Stevies beg and cry forever. Still no invite. NEVER! EVER!
Chase Cruz
They do? I never considered them even in the same ballpark. Like, in that image you posted, Porkyfag wasn't shitting on any one else, giving them their support instead.
Gruntilda was a Stevefag and you know it.
Juan Sullivan
Am I the only who who thinks Steve might actually be a DLC character still? Like I get the OP is shitposting, but Steve is a popular 3rd party character. It seems like he'd be a safe pick for DLC.
Jack Torres
If he's in development, he's in. I'll gladly wait for Banjo
