There. I fixed it.
There. I fixed it
Bentley Cox
Other urls found in this thread:
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twitter.com
twitter.com
Nathan Harris
Ruined.
James Hughes
die teen
Noah Peterson
Michael Anderson
Chase Wood
The goblin is perfect exactly as she is.
Jace Lopez
She's perfect the way she is
Brandon Walker
>From original and interesting to generic kawaii uguu anime girl #7,234,901
Cameron Martinez
SOUL to SOULLESS
Henry Reyes
Based.
Hunter Mitchell
God I love Pearl.
Hunter Mitchell
Remember when Off the Hook was first revealed and people said they hated Pearl
We've come a long way
Jaxon Myers
Don't even bother going near the autistic Splatoon fanbase, they're better off left alone in their own little circle of disability so they die just like their shitty Wii u port.
Dominic Anderson
She just keeps winning
Jose Cook
>kept giving her the best choices
>LOOK EVERYONE LOVES HER NOW
fuck off,
Aaron Turner
>marina is going to win every time lol
Christopher Long
Post the sexy brown one please. Even if she is an octoling.
Benjamin Green
Ease up on the wishful thinking user, don't you have to win imaginary arguments in the shower later?
Oliver Peterson
I fight for toxic waste fuck them fishes I don't like the taste anyways maybe they'll fucking taste better
Joshua Clark
>hated Pearl on reveal, thought she looked like absolute shit
>now can't imagine Splatoon 2 without her
I still think Marina has the better design but Pearl is much more fun as a character
Elijah Peterson
You didn't fix anything, and neither did the fag who made this edit.
Jonathan Reed
NINTENDO!
HIRE
THIS
MAN/WOMAN/IT
Elijah Lopez
>I
That pic is older than you are
Carter Collins
Here's your chaotic woomy bro
Connor Morris
You can't fix her. All splatoon characters are ugly ass motherfuckers, and I do mean all of them.
Jonathan Cruz
kill yourself please
Nolan Jones
Woomy and all other characters are adorable
Only female octolings have butterfaces
Brayden Edwards
Made it worse.
also, that image is over two years old you fucking fraud.
Jeremiah Walker
Is Pearl officially a different species of inkling or is that just a fan theory? I wonder if the next game will have different classes of squids to pick from.
Jose Bennett
We've come full circle, holy shit.
Chase Gomez
Thank fuck fans dont have a say in ANY game development choices cuz they'd easily would've turned her into a generic moe character instead of the badass rocker/rapper rebel she is.
Elijah Hughes
pearlie is best as she is
Jack James
Anthony Smith
>There. I took away everything interesting about her design, stripped away her personality, and made her generic anime moeshit.
Andrew Scott
more like this
Samuel Gonzalez
No, she just got in a electricity related accident that stunted her growth.
Jordan Green
>full circle
>some guy pulling up a 2+ year old pic to make a bait thread
Mason Baker
It fucking impressive how the DLC made her a lot better as a character, good shit.
Joseph Nelson
There we go.
Gavin Clark
Her personality is being insanely ugly?
Carson Martin
It's full circle because this was one of the first impressions of the game in this board, and now it's final update is coming and here it is again.
Elijah Reed
I need to cuddle with her.
Nicholas Russell
Insanely cute.
Jackson Reyes
is this official?
Jayden Young
o fuk im horny
Liam Long
Yes. The concept art of Splatoon is wild, man. Callie and Marie looked very JSR-esque at first
Levi Nelson
She's a pampered wild child (although not without a good heart) and her contorted smirk communicates that well. The whole point of Splatoon is counterculture, makes sense that the visual designs also shouldn't necessarily be conventionally appealing to the layperson.
Joshua Wood
I want to fuck that squid
Cooper Martin
Reminder that if you play splatoon after 16 you are a map
Jackson Stewart
Holy shit, called the hell out
Get fucked
Connor Fisher
I WANT TO POUND PEARL'S TIGHT SNATCH SO FUCKING BADLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Robert Thompson
I need a map because I always get lost in Pearl's eyes
Leo Powell
>Not her ass doggystyle so she can pound Marina at the same time
Andrew Campbell
i want to fuck a brown big titty woomy
Dominic Bell
you'll need a map to find where I've burred my dick on Pearl island
Jaxon Nelson
fuck off, nigger, leave my obnoxious gremlin alone and don't touch her with your faggy moe shit
Elijah Hernandez
splatoon has some great art in general
hope someone downloaded the artbooks
Kayden Ross
Joshua Sanchez
Imagine, just imagine for a second, that you have such awful taste that you would alter the perfection that is Pearl to try and make her into some generic moeshit. I can't even fathom it.
Nathaniel Baker
Don't look like a rapper like that, which is what the character was made for.
Jackson Nguyen
based
Juan Young
Her expression always kills my boner into laughter.
Eli Roberts
>gigantic manhands
gross
Nicholas Baker
Thanks I hate it
Evan Hill
Callie's pits
Sebastian Thompson
She looks like she's always on the edge of a nervous breakdown
Christopher Brown
Made me laugh
Zachary Sanders
Lincoln Price
Charles Moore
She looks like she has to pee really bad, or holding back a huge fart, but has to maintain her composure in front of millions of viewers
Jacob Hall
Die pedo scum
Wyatt Torres
>Meanwhile in reality
>average squids are literally so dum they don't even know what an octoling is
John Cook
>Capn' Cuttlefish is the only character in the series who has put any energy into being racist in any context
>fan comics assume he's a kid friendly view into how everyone is in-universe
>In the same game where Inklings didn't know/care they were at war with Octolings until their capital was essentially being invaded
Nathaniel Nguyen
>NO!! YOU RUIN GLORIOUS NIPPON CHARACTER STEREOTYPE!!
>SPOILED BITCHY WHITE LOLI PRINCESS WITH BIG FOREHEAD PART OF NIPPON CULTURE!! YOU NO CHANGE!!
>WE LOVE SPOILED BITCHY WHITE LOLI PRINCESS WITH BIG FOREHEAD!! MORE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SPOILED BITCHY WHITE LOLI PRINCESS WITH BIG FOREHEAD!!
>IF CHARACTERS AREN'T DECADES-OLD IRRELEVANT STEREOTYPES IT'S CONFUSING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THEM!!
William Clark
t.map
Logan Peterson
Pearl a best
Carter Bailey
I wish there was more personality in the games so we didn't just have to imagine stuff like this.
Luke James
POILED BITCHY WHITE LOLI PRINCESS WITH BIG FOREHEAD are my favorite kind of lolis.
Aiden Bailey
no user, her being an angry womanlet is part of her charm.
Noah Perry
he said woomy not filthy octoids
Noah Parker
Woah wait, she was in Project X Zone?
Nolan Gomez
At the game's launch I would have agreed. Now I agree with
Parker Miller
OMG YASSSSSSSSSS I LOVE MARINA SHE IS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Ian Foster
How do I get a Pearl gf?
Leo Clark
Yeah, I remember her being a solo character.
James Taylor
There have been plenty of Pearl fix threads, stupid newfags.
Jose Roberts
>wojacking inklings/octos of all things
Die.
Samuel Bell
Too bad that wasn't her original design, she would gets lots of original love from everyone and not hate. Everyone that thinks differently from this is a huge faggot that doesn't know what they want.
Gavin Perez
Jaxon Long
Date this stuff's daughter
Jonathan Smith
I've had Project X sitting here for years, time to finally play it
Hudson Moore
>hang out with college/university LGBT groups
>makes sure you attend all the seminars about the importance of feelings and how to integrate agender people into society and how wanting to have sex is bad unless you're female/trans
>over time, manage to prove your soi levels to the 90% female attendees
>eventually convince something like pic related that you're less problematic than all other men, but you are still cringily "aware of your privileges"
And there you go, complete with diminutive stature and lack of tits/ass. Don't worry, the "passive-aggressive attitude" and "treating you like shit" parts will come naturally.
Nathan Ramirez
I don't think there are any Inklings there though.
Jaxon Taylor
I think it's cute
Matthew Green
what are the best splatoon fanfics
preferably the ones where a human gets to sex up the squids and octos in the far far future of whenever the game's set
Charles Powell
Jacob Myers
I'm fond of little shits so I liked her
Landon Jenkins
Order won
Chase Johnson
ok user
Nicholas Hill
Made for rough sex
Lucas Garcia
I need more bird flipping. It gives me life.
Jackson Martin
Those were my only Pearls flipping
Kevin Howard
Dang it. We need more Pearls being rude. It should be law that each Splatoon artist draw her doing it at least once.
Jace Peterson
Pearl is for violent, mascara-runny deep throat.
Making her conventionally attractive ruins her appeal as a mayo dumpster.
Xavier Jones
>conventionally attractive
But I want to dump my cum in regular Pearl and fanart Pearl
Isaiah Phillips
LOL mind if i save this image?
Andrew Reyes
This
Jack Turner
>automatic doors don't open for her
Henry Reyes
>All alcohol is put on the top shelf specifically to stop her
Charles Sanchez
This is my defense for every short character ever whenever I'm in the midst of "you must be a closet pedo" retardation.
Adam Cox
desouled
Lincoln Edwards
off the hook >> squid sisters
Easton Long
order is gonna go underground to create messy vietkong tunnels that are actually a very complicated pattern that looks nice as a drawing with a view from above
Jack Cruz
>She just superjumps to get to it.
Henry Evans
I hate that my only options were to vote for a nigger or this ugly blading hobgoblin. I chose the goblin, but still...
Zachary Russell
Who is better?
Jack Martin
Since she's short would her superjump be smaller?
Jason Walker
>Octoling? Like the T Shirt?
>Also what's with all these new Squids with crazy hairstyles lmao
Squids are canonically dumbasses.
Adrian Williams
what do they taste like
Daniel Kelly
In their universe, you're long dead. So it doesn't matter.
John Jones
kek
Chase Green
If they reuse "proto Pearl" as one of the hosts in 3 I'll be happy
Tyler Young
I passively didn't like Pearl at first. I didn't hate her, but next to 12/10 Marina she had no chance.
As she's grown on me it's just made the game better. Now it's like a 8/10 and 12/10 being pure /u/core
Liam Robinson
What's the best Splatoon porn comic and why is it Squid Pro Quo
Hudson Cooper
They did a good job of giving her more of a personality to like in the Octo Expansion.
I still think her forehead's too big though.
Ryder King
There, I fixed it
Owen Turner
No fuck off.
Cooper Bennett
I want to facefuck Pearl
Jace Harris
fuck off with this pedo game
Bentley Jenkins
It's fun though
Jeremiah Butler
im sure prison will be even more fun
Kevin Perry
Pearl's 21, bro
Mason Cruz
Do people even play splatoon because it seems every thread is just for pedo/loliphiles to share porn
Daniel Jackson
actually theres still some possibilities. like a cryopod or survivor from that eden ship
Nolan Carter
>Do people even play splatoon
Chase Allen
The only cryopod was made for Jude and his clones.
Jack Johnson
how do you know it's the only one and that no one else made their own cryopod with blackjack and hookers?
Jackson Richardson
Cute ceph posting hours.
Hudson Clark
Ayden Cruz
yet they all look like young children
Joseph Powell
Because other cryopods would have been found if there were any. Also, Judd is confirmed the only living non-clone mammal.
Nolan Barnes
Logan Cox
All of the idols are adults. Unless you're going to tell me that children have hips and breasts.
Nolan Campbell
idk you tell me mr. pedo
Isaiah Nelson
Jayden Hughes
Children do not have hips and breasts. Try a little harder, pedo.(A pedo mind is a pedo kind after all, and you're the first to sling the word)
Michael Nguyen
Pearl's weird appearance is part of her charm though
Bentley Wright
lol pedos think they're so smart but they out themselves so quickly
Carson Sanchez
For some reason its one of the biggest games in japan and a pretty popular game in the west too. I don't know why because for one its shit and two its on the switch. I have never played it myself but I can just tell how bad it is.
Wyatt Gonzalez
>all these closet homos that lack taste
looks good op.
Charles Scott
>I have no argument
>Better just call him a pedo until he goes away, g-gottem
Kayden Anderson
why not both?
Jonathan Lee
Marina's the only one I think is cute in-game
The rest of them I like their personalities and designs put onto more womanly bodies in fanart.
Charles Anderson
Juan Ross
but the more popular vote always loses user
Aiden Martin
Benjamin Fisher
Stop replying to bait, holy fuck
Andrew Fisher
I'm bored. Sorry.
Bentley Rodriguez
It's the most effective bait I've seen in a while, sorry.
Sebastian Scott
Connor Martinez
whats the sauce
Oliver Jones
Ian Gomez
But why.
John Hall
the octo expansion probably helped change people's opinion of her
Nathaniel Howard
>Order
>Can't even keep her pants on
Eli Butler
Once all the little secondary dungflies left, most of the shitting on pearl stopped.
That's the thing about people like this. It's all surface level with them. It's the kind of person who watches a new Star Wars or Call of Duty trailer and drools because"ooh so awesome and look and all the action and woooahhh..." Surface level glimmer is literally all they can care about. They're flies sopping up surface scum and sundry detritus. Pearl wasn't a shiny enough object for them to gravitate towards and so they shat on her, then moved on from pretending they cared about the game. You'll see people like this all over, especially post 2011 Yea Forums.
Wyatt Lewis
Makes it easier to get to her pussy
Adrian Cook
pretty good
Isaiah Rodriguez
fucking kek
Christian Reed
fpbp
Jace Moore
Give her toned arm muscles and she'd be be perfect.
Daniel Jenkins
You posted the wrong one.
Wyatt Williams
Caleb Thomas
What does she sell?
Brody Perry
Goods
Ethan Mitchell
Found it, its 'Chiisana Puffy'
Evan Cooper
there is no fixing retarded
Chase Torres
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Parker Campbell
Hugs.
David Butler
Sound pretty offended by these people user
Mason Myers
Marina is the more attractive one, but Pearl has always had the better personality.
Even after NoA backtracked on their butchering of Marina's original character like a month or two after Splatoon 2's release.
Eli Butler
*AHEM, AHEM*
HAVE YOU TAKEN THE TARTAR PILL YET, Yea Forums?
FUCK SQUIGGERS, AND FUCK OCTONIGGERS
Charles Phillips
That shit was so fucking stupid. Even if they didn't want to make Marina as meek as she is in Japanese, they didn't have to make her Literally Marie 2.0
Ayden Baker
yes
Jayden Miller
This is old. Still hot though.
Joshua Powell
I really hope he comes back in 3, that or more human artifacts being discovered and fucking shitting up. It would be cool if Mr. Grizz was some human invention.
Brody Thomas
Pearl is supposed to be a wigger rapper, not LE KAWAII ANIMU WAIFU
Liam Gray
There fixeder.
Dylan Campbell
I wonder what kind of cuddlecore songs off the hook will make.
William Brown
>never played it
>yet somehow acknowledges its popular
It’s fun. It’s unique. Also good soundtrack. You can literally shitpost in game. And you can BM and not get shit for it. There, that’s why it’s good
Julian Hernandez
>Marie 2.0
Not even that. Bastardized, treehouse Marie 2.0
Angel Collins
Pearl does, in fact, canonically acknowledge that she's aware the fans like Marina more than her.
Ethan Gonzalez
Captcha a shit
Juan Bennett
FTFY
Jacob Peterson
That splatfest was a wild ride, glad chaos won though
Isaiah Green
here's your pearl
too smol
Ayden Gutierrez
no
i want to cum on that forehead
Christian Gomez
vocaroo.com/i/s1dc7eaeTxIH
Adam Taylor
very nice
Joshua Ramirez
Its way better. Shes not an ugly 8head gremlin
Brayden Cruz
LOL
Joseph Moore
I have no idea how they're going to top Off the Hook in the next game. They were amazing in the Octo Expansion.
Thomas Price
She is a pygmy squid.
Josiah Cook
I don't think they should add any more Idols. We don't want series bloat.
Jackson Gomez
Pajeet power.
Ayden Lewis
I like it more than the other, at least. OP's makes her look too much like Callie.
Mason James
This
And I like Callie.
Pearl needs to be her own thing. Besides, Making everything Callie would take away part of what makes Callie special.
Daniel Lewis
Much better
Robert Ward
Marina implied that idols were replaced often, and I think the Squid Sisters will be reduced to cameo characters in Splatoon 3.
Ryder Foster
Forgot the image. I have no idea how Nintendo made nearly every character in this series so lovable
Luke Sullivan
>Squid Sisters will be reduced to cameo characters in Splatoon 3.
But how? The squidbeak splatoon is literally central to the story.
Kayden Wilson
How did I miss this thread? Was on the other thread that got archived
Brayden Flores
I'm predicting that they'll just call you over the radio once in a while during the campaign. The fallout from the final splatfest will defiantly cause Pearl and Marina to take the role that the Squid Sisters had this campaign.
Grayson Kelly
There. I fixed it.
Charles Scott
Goblin pearl is best
Christian Peterson
Leo Adams
Every time I see bath relaxation I just remember all the times I've tried the same and how baths get cold too fast. I'd need a hot tub to be able to enjoy the experience at all.
Adrian Ross
>Behold, my right foot!
Henry Brooks
Based now she looks cute and fuckable
Sebastian Rodriguez
Shit man, my bath lasts for at least half an hour at about thirty under boiling. Real comfy shit. Sounds like you need a better tub, my man.
Caleb Perry
Noah Ortiz
amazing how just an outfit change makes her look so much better. shame we never got to see it in 3d tho
Brandon Perry
Marina won far more than Pearl.
Zachary Baker
That's what I was thinking. I don't have a particularly spectacular tub, it was bought with a tight budget in mind with the inclusion of two other bathrooms.
Elijah Collins
>male 8
ruined
Angel Ortiz
ah yes. pearl can just get herself drunk if she wants
Jace Davis
>not wanting to be Male 8 with both 3 and 4
For shame user.
Carter Gutierrez
>that miniskirt
How can Nintendo make a character so SLUTTY??
Isaiah Perez
You know why
Parker Wright
Green has the hardest crush on Red.
Jaxson Thompson
Nathan Harris
bald?
Landon Gonzalez
Pearl for Splat3n
Luis Carter
She'll be long dead and remembered for the squid who saved the world only to destroy it herself.
Jaxson Campbell
maybe not the best but this is what i wouldve done, also this is a quick attempt, and i do love pearl as she is too
Parker Smith
nigger the last splatfest was a clean sweep
Jonathan Watson
Adam Flores
I fixed pearl
Christian Green
No, stop it.
Jaxson Adams
Justin Moore
I really hope they add more hairstyles for Octolings, love the little guys since they're mechanically inclined.
Hudson Evans
Splatoon 3 has no excuse not to.
Justin Lopez
This would be a perfect first panel for
Adrian Torres
Henry Young
More people on one team just means more possibilities to lose.
Jeremiah James
>That niggest stare
It's perfect
Luke Lee
>Left
Perfection at its finest
>Right
DO NOT WANT ABORT ABORT
Juan Harris
NO!
Adrian Lewis
An attempt was made
Zachary King
Thanks m8
Eli King
No problem
Cooper Moore
user, those are shorts
Adrian Richardson
If only they were spats.
Dominic Garcia
Reminder that pearl was a metalhead before she was a rapper.
Lincoln Morgan
Landon Bennett
Reminder she tried to release a song that was riddled with swears and she is your favorite gamer girl doesn't recognize Isreal as a legitima-
Michael Lee
Seething shitter detected.
Benjamin Richardson
Eli Gomez
Hire me, Nintendo.
Lucas Martinez
We must summon Jevilfag
Leo Lewis
Blake Price
>Splatwn
Zachary Mitchell
Gavin Gonzalez
Wouldn't it be better to stylize the 3 for the "a" and finish the gap with a jumping Squid/Octo to complete the "a"?
Austin Powell
You need to delete this, think of the children!!
David Wilson
"I won, but at what cost?"
Isaiah Young
>spindles
Jack Young
>This legitimately happens
>New online PvE mode where Judd Jr. has taken over with Grizz helping him with a clone army
>Villains are cats
Jacob Edwards
Before anyone Yous me, a PvE that isn't put on a dumbass curfew like Salmon Run. So you know, people can actually play it.
Joshua Roberts
I am honestly.surprised people managed to actually acquire taste.
Easton Bell
Tatsumaki a shit, Fubuki best girl
Liam Butler
Do japs hate marina because she's black?
Nolan Jackson
i wanna squirt my cum right into her woomy!
Parker Stewart
It helped that she got actual character development in Octo Expansion and she saved the world.
Robert Roberts
People like Pearl cause she has good taste. You can't go wrong by picking her.
Jonathan Hill
If you didn't fire the Pearl cannon during the final fest can you truly say you're a fan
William Jones
I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IMAGE IS
Gavin Martin
Michael Jenkins
Subtle but nice
She’s 21. Marina is the teen.
Blake Thompson
Infinite sadness
Brayden Butler
Anyone interested in a lobby?
Jayden Kelly
It was made by an algorithm or primitive A.I iirc.
Jaxon Wilson
I legitimately would play SR right now
Cooper Peterson
SR never did it for me. Something about it just seems dull. If there was more than one mode for it like retrieving something from a salmon base.
Jaxon Edwards
>this thread was here the entire time
That's what I get for actually playing vidya. Octo daughter best daughter.
Lucas Campbell
I was watching someone's stream and them drawing my lewd commision while on the other thread. I had no clue this thread was going on as well.
Christian Collins
Can people pinpoint the differences before and after they "changed" her? Wasn't she always shy but comfortable with pearl?
Adam Davis
mode was neglected hard. hoping for it to be more fleshed out in 3.
Andrew Perez
You better be paying for some quality shit.
Grayson Martin
It's this guy.
twitter.com
Brayden Smith
Squid traps "Tako" and "Yaki" will put you in your place
Caleb Moore
Tako is already the JP name for Octos.
Camden Lee
Takoko
Asher Brown
Well I hope at least you're happy.
Asher Hill
The Japanese names will be different like ours for Food puns. Japan will call them 'Oni' and 'Giri'
Oni/Tako will be Finnish Death Metal inspired while Giri/Yaki will be bubbly and Boy Bandish.
Asher Young
I've known the guy for a while. I like his work, so I am happy. What vidyas were you playing?
Jason Cruz
Everyone knows Boogie, mate. His works can be rather divisive. It's usually not my taste, though depending on the character the proportions can be good and somewhat appropriate. I've been playing CTR a lot, though now I'm thinking of taking it slow and playing some salmon run. God help me.
Jason King
>boogie
>taste
HA! I get it.
Christopher Phillips
to get into my Marina PJs you dingbat
Zachary Hernandez
Literal RAT
Daniel Carter
Bad taste
Xavier Ross
>ugly midget
Only the bad taste here is pearlfaggotry
Lincoln Wood
You will respect her womanlet-hood
Hunter Jenkins
>for some reason, Yea Forums is horny to jack off to the woomy-version of that bitch from Die Antwoord and defend it too
???
Isaac Cruz
Just stopping by to say Splatoon fans are FAGGOTS
Christian James
okay faggot
Carson Clark
Thanks, man.
Logan Anderson
We're all faggots here, you faggot.
David Parker
You would know, wouldn't you, Team Orderfag?
Cameron Richardson
Mason Flores
What gorgeous squids.
Colton Morales
well she IS a midget.
Juan Clark
One woomy please.
Luis Nelson
Just stopping by to say Splatoon fans, exist.
Joshua Cruz
I would like a Reuben and a chocolate shake please.
Robert Morris
What's with incels and liking slutty goth/emo makeups? It's not 2005-2010 anymore.
Xavier Gomez
>What's with
Well it's actually easy to answe-
>incels
Zzzzzzz...
Cooper Evans
Up you go.
Jack Roberts
MEN'S BEAM!
William Green
Hasn't really been true since they added clout
Sebastian Collins
Charles Bennett
James Wood
Luke Stewart
Asher Bell
Owen Mitchell
Ian Jones
>Approaching a fully-charged splatling going WHIIRRRRRR
What did you think was going to happen?
Wyatt Murphy
Ethan Diaz
Xavier Parker
Squid sweat
Aaron Garcia
Interesting. I didn't know that "food" meant "semen" in the Splatoon universe
Dylan Martinez
Josiah Edwards
>Pearl and Marina's wild orgy after final fest
I can't believe no one got any pictures.
Juan Richardson
reminder that 4 and 8 are canonically female and 3 is canonically male
reminder that despite this, F3 M4 and F8 is the best combo
David Evans
They do but you need a Bethesda.net account to see them
Jordan Turner
>Callie eats burgers and fries very often
>Is well acquainted with gut rot and meat sweats
>And athletes foot
Robert Rodriguez
GOD DAMN IT TODD
I want to make a nice big meal for Callie and myself eat it and then suffer together because we both are too much
Brandon Mitchell
I disagree.
Dominic White
But 3,4, and 8 are all canonically female.
Ayden Evans
Jonathan Morales
Oh really?
Parker Carter
Much better, doesnt look like an egg mutant
Joseph Gonzalez
Is that Agent 4 in the corner?
Nicholas Reed
Someone had to take the picture. She's just a big goofbal.
Blake Roberts
photobomb
Zachary Butler
Samuel Rivera
Ayden Cox
Pros of Splatoon 1
>Squid Squad
>Squid Sisters
>better stages
>better aesthetic
>better specials
>weapon unlocked in single player are actually new sets
>squid jump
Pros of Splatoon 2
>new weapons
>better HUD
>Octo Expansion
>Shifty Station
>different rank for different modes
>ability chunks
What am I forgetting?
Evan Stewart
I like this illustrator
what is his/her name? I just know it is a nintendo employee...
Benjamin Phillips
Oh yeah, more character customization for Splat 2.
Christian Watson
better gyro controls in splatoon 1
Ethan Rivera
Spla2n also has Salmon Run, Octolings, better balance, better specials, better weapons, and most of 1's best stages now.
>b-b-but muh specials sh-should be OP so i get free kills for nothing
neck yourself casual, all splatoon 1 has over 2 is SS, less bad stages, and a better final boss
Brandon Martinez
The only OP special in Splat 1 is the Bubbler. Booyah Bombs and Ultra Stamps on the other hand are cancer.
Eli Davis
>better aesthetic
You don't really have an appreciation for how cool and hip 1 felt until you go back to it after having spent so long with 2. Not to say 2 is bad in any way, but I feel 1 just had a way more loose and free approach to how it looked. It doesn't help the square is infinitely inferior to Booyah Base.
John Clark
haahahhhahhhahHHHAAHHAAHHAH
Julian Price
Nathan Wood
>178cm
BUT WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE HER A GIANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING D R O P P E D
Jackson Jones
Fuck, I wonder what music videos "Cuddlecore" with those two would generate...
Isaac Campbell
>178
>giant
but thats like 10cm below average
Daniel Thomas
>being ugly is original and interesting
Ok retard
Christian Wilson
Why is marie so obsessed with sweat
Samuel Garcia
he's not wrong
her personality wouldn't fit a cutesy look like op
Jack Wright
Cigarettes. Didn't you read the sign user?
Easton Richardson
I play on sticks.
With low sensitivity.
Noah Martinez
Isaac Gray
t. 2700 X power
Charles Moore
>"What was the greatest gift you've ever received?"
>Pearl: that I was able to meet Marina
Colton Smith
She may have been team money, but even Pearl concedes the fact that love > all.
Ryder Hall
Pearl is vulgar but still pretty pure somehow
Cameron Ramirez
Marina doesn't deserve her.
Zachary Evans
Far from giant, but that's slightly above average in some of the "taller" countries
Kayden Allen
woomy toesies
Charles Gutierrez
Michael Myers
Lucas Fisher
I'd splat inside of her.
Lincoln Gray
Zachary Baker
That's illegal.
David Williams
That only makes me to want to do it more.
David Hill
It's not worth it.
Matthew Smith
Jayden White
I want to cuddle and protect this woomy
Juan Morgan
Not sure what this is from, but the second Sunken Scroll in Splatoon 2 shows Female Orange Inkling battling Octavio. I also think Female Inkling is the default choice in Octo Expansion when you're allowed to edit Agent 3.
Agent 4 has always been shown as a short-haired yellow female Inkling, with a slight tan. And Agent 8 has mostly been shown as a female Octoling, except for a couple of instances in the Octo Expansion trailer where they also showed male Agent 8.
Although I'm sure there is no canon gender for the playable characters. It's most likely Nintendo knows the girls are more marketable.
Joshua Barnes
I don't understand why anyone would like this giant forehead having squinty eyed bitch.
Oh that's why, it's the incel version of tumblr beauty standards
Austin Wilson
>Agent 3 is a chuuni that thinks he's the chosen one because some old fart told him so
>Agent 8 is some sort of child soldier experiment with a knack for poetry
>Agent 4 is just along for the ride
I like how much personality they have for being silent protagonists.
Ayden Collins
>471916748
Easy there, Buzz Wordyear. Don't you have some twitter cap or wojack edit thread to go attention whoring to infinity and beyond in?
Jason Mitchell
Thomas Edwards
>Ruined
You certainly did
Bentley Jackson
Christian Hill
I love that Agent 4 joined chaos because she canonically just goes with the flow
Brody Lee
madman
Jaxson Perez
Is this a Japanese magazine?
Noah Allen
That's Famitsu, son.
Hudson Myers
That post didn't sound very serious, user.
Logan Smith
I thought it was impossible to make Marina even sexier.
Justin Ramirez
I really like the renders. It reminds me of a more advanced and sophisticated version of all those 90s 5th gen 3D promo renders you'd see for N64 or PS1.
Landon Torres
To think, the answer the entire time was to expose her navel. The fact that the style of choice is rock just makes it better.
Parker Baker
If you can't stand flawed but appealing designs, the character wasn't for you to waifu.
Kevin Garcia
The drawings in the Inkopolis Square really got me interested in squid drawing. Trying to figure out things like proportions. Anything really wrong with this besides the inaccurate weapons?
Charles Taylor
Jack Jones
I don't think it's really that weird if you don't get the proportions perfectly 1:1 with the game's.
I think you got it down pretty perfectly though.
Logan Scott
Looks good to me.
Nathan Garcia
Cool. I'm just a stickler for the original styles of things. But I don't care when others go their own way.. unless I see one go tumblr levels never thought possible
Justin Jones
Ok but where's my tikal dressed marina?
Benjamin Phillips
This art is really good, user.
Mason Ramirez
Thanks dude
Jace Torres
She's a weirdo
Tyler Turner
It's not weird if you're attractive
Kayden Lopez
Well I think you've got the proportions down really well
Charles James
i unironically feel like i have missed out omassively not having played splatoon 2
Joseph James
The game is still there and active. Get it and the octo expansion and the only thing you've missed out on is the Splatfest but so what. Its not even half the reason to play the game.
Robert Bell
You're a fucking manlet if you think 178cm = giant
Brody Collins
It's not too late to start playing, it's still very active and will be for a long time.
Easton Powell
agent 8 looks so derpy in this but also super cute
Julian Russell
shes always cute
Thomas Clark
The veemo is the cutest of all cephalopods
Isaiah Parker
Where do you think we are?
Colton King
It's just stockholm syndrome. You've been looking at that ugly gremlin for so long that you've become used to seeing her, like an ugly dog owned by your parents or something.
Nathaniel Evans
Wasn't this Nelson's poster on the simpsons?
Jace Russell
t. didn't play octo expansion
Zachary Bennett
I like her as a person but am under no illusion that her in game model is attractive in any way.
Luis Nguyen
I liked her from day one tho
Christopher Cooper
I played it twice, doesn't change what I said. You've become endeared to this ugly gremlin thing, but you wouldn't have complained if she was never an ugly gremlin to begin with.
Robert Wilson
>everyone says they hate her at first
>ends up winning the final splatfest
Lucas Martin
I don't think people were necessarily voting for Pearl, probably just preferred Chaos to Order. Order is kinda gay but I voted for thicc Marina.
Isaiah Brooks
The only thing I hate about her is her single teeth thing. It just fucks me up.
Jason Gray
nigger.
Isaiah White
>178 cm
>I am 172 cm
>she is taller than me
FUCK
Jayden White
probably more so the choice rather the idol.
Dominic Morales
Only scum pick the idol instead of their preference.
Adrian Carter
You can't say that word just because you know an octo-inkopolan.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I want only your strongest potions
Colton Evans
THERES NO ESCAPING BANANA
Landon Hernandez
fuck you shes cute the way she is
Henry Green
Pearlie is precious
Mason Perez
indeed she is
Owen Robinson
Beebo
Elijah Jackson
It's a cartoon
Nathan Nguyen
Or maybe people aren't fucking dumb anymore
Hunter Jones
the fuck is a map
Wyatt Nelson
you're a nigger
Lincoln Hill
Shut up, ugly. Humans are talking.
Cameron Morris
I voted for Callie
Grayson Anderson
You're a surface level fly sopping up surface level shit then moving on to the next item of interest when you run of of surface level shit to suck. Don't kid yourself.
Now why don't you go start a twitter screencap thread or something?
Nathaniel Flores
Why are you so convinced that there's no way anyone who actually played the game could think Pearl is ugly?
Logan Perez
>tfw no hologram Splatoon concerts in US
Parker Williams
Is the explosher good?
Hudson Ortiz
As much as I would love one, you know why we can't have on here. The degenerates would ruin everything. I mean, to be fair, Europe has those too and they've had concerts, but as to how much more or less we have than them, I can't tell.
Jack Baker
The funny thing is it isn't even that she's angry or anything, it's just that Asians literally have slanty eyes
So your racist if you think she's angry
And your racist if you think she looks normal
Grayson Perry
I think a concert would do here just fine. I think you are overestimating how many weirdos are out there
Connor Jenkins
If Miku can have multiple US concerts so can the Splatoon idols.
Levi Murphy
Honestly, maybe I am overreacting. I just get conniptions at the thought of attending this awesome squid sisters/off the hook concert and all of a sudden, some orange-mocha-faggotchino comes up behind me cheering and wearing 2421 different LGBTOMGWTFBBQ flags and a fox tail.
Henry Hall
>us miku concerts
Imagine the smell
Josiah Lee
People online are more likely to say stupid shit on the internet than real life. remember the planned Area 51 raid? I bet you not even a fraction of the people who say they would join will actually attend the raid
Levi Green
>SPOILED BITCHY WHITE LOLI PRINCESS WITH BIG FOREHEAD PART OF NIPPON CULTURE
It is though. This is like watching anime and getting upset about the optimistic little boy protagonist, his headstrong rival, the shy girl who secretly pines for the protagonist and an effeminate villain who transforms into some ridiculous fallen angel allegory.
William Reyes
What the fuck how is this thread still up?
Landon Baker
>splat uwu n
Nathaniel Thompson
I played Splatoon 2 for close to 1000 hours I think thay's beyond the surface level, I only stopped playing as much because my Switch broke and upon starting a new file it didn't feel the same. Pearl is gross, the DLC went a ways towards making her palatable but she is still an item of repulsion.
Daniel Morris
Lmao what a fuckin loser
Colton Hughes
idk man
Carson Hill
because woomy
Lucas Hill
Anthony Gonzalez
We almost at limit, make the next post count.
Lucas Sanchez
Fuck you
Christian Lopez
True, but a lot of people still did that anyways
Logan Taylor
> loli is pedophilia
Connor Morris
James Sanders
Bro....
Brody Anderson
awwwwwwwww
Camden Gomez
Another splatoon thread where no one wants to play the game with me
Dylan Evans
You don't want to play the game with me.
Robert Taylor
Cooper Smith
Imagine how much Marina paid resellers for those
Dominic Lee
Anthony Jackson
she's got off the hook money plus I'd imagine she'd get free band merchandise
Asher Lee
I've returned to say one thing: octo daughter best daughter.
Josiah Martinez
Messed with it a little more and tried a background
Anthony Flores
>no longer a cute angry midget
Yeah, ruined is the right word.
Robert Bell
It won the world championships.
Nathan Rodriguez
Perfect, thank user.
Henry Gomez
Nice
Bentley Bell
Threads pretty close to being done. You up for another thread?
looking pretty good
Mason Smith
this fucking thread is STILL up?!
Ayden Reyes
Can team and foes see your booya and Over Here animation?
Isaac Lewis
It's almost like Splatoon isn't dead.
Jayden Smith
Cute woomy
Lincoln Turner
Yeah, and OP didn't make that image
Kayden Kelly
only retards like splatoon
Elijah Phillips
Here you go.
Colton Gonzalez
ty
Splatoon is eternal
Logan Gonzalez
Don't know about seeing animations, but they can definitely hear you.
Jose Gonzalez
Its video games why wouldn't it be?
Cameron Williams
I wish marina was white.
Daniel Fisher
Here you go.
Jaxson Diaz
I don't see why not. It is the weekend, after all.
Sebastian Lewis
I'm gonna wait until this thread bump limit is reached first and hits like page 7
Asher Brooks
Just bought Splatoon 2 and playing through Octo Expansion. That one "Girl Power" level will be a pile of dogshit if I ever try for 100%, right?
Fuck I wish we had a complete game like that for PCVR
Carson Young
That is the reasonable thing to do, after all.
Jonathan Moore
Of course it would, pic related, but I do prefer her original look..
Hunter Foster
cute beeb
Kayden Stewart
I've heard people say that level is ezpz with a minigun but I'm yet to beat it no matter what weapon I use. Good luck, that level is a bitch.
Colton Jackson
Her cuteness can't be beat.
Brandon Hill
Good squid
Jack Barnes
...
Blake Nelson
someone pls