ESA Summer Marathon 2019

NORF

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4channel didn't exist in 2008 you fucking liar

>xir

i think you mean xhe, xir is possesive

>can we make it to 69000?
based scott

it said to eat your vegetables so you can grow up to be big and strong

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>2 trannies

could of sword guy on right isn't a tranny, just an ugly male with long hair

neither did it in 2016

Yes it did newfag

>what went wrong?
The west

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жe did and sounded like a he

>frogposting
>that filename
"no"

>covers his mouth when laughing like an anime girl

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>tfw was here day 1 for 4channel

feels good being an oldfag

>alzheimers is 100% fatal
life is 100% fatal

Anybody here infected with Alzheimer's?

But that isnt Pokemon Yellow

stop lying

I caught it last month but I got better.

Who /remembers posting about 9/11 live in 2001 on Yea Forums?/
Only true oldfags know this feel

>10 minute game
>30 minute break
getting real tired of this shit

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got pozzed by my grandaddy, been forgetful ever since

maybe

Is heny on track?

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I caught it last month but I got better.

would you remember if you caught alzheimers?

What's Alzheimers?
Who are you?
Where am I/

There were multiple pokemon runs already

I am from a era where frogposting was not frowned upon on.

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I thought I was but now I can't remember.

You say this but I unironically remember it on Something Awful

truegamer.net/SA_911/911 SATHREAD/wtc01.html

what makes Swedish Alzheimers different from regular Alzheimers?

Where's Chinchad? Also no DnD this time?

I forgot

>tas
>now this shit

holy fuck

couldn't have done this shit in the dead of night right

how do you get that big of a belly but barely any manboobs

geoguesser starting

Oh well, time for fun.

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Anybody here infected with Alzheimer's?

god I wish that was me

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Threads like thses are spooky?
How did it feel posting about it live?

Imagine asking for okay hands at GDQ.

>hating on geoguessr
nah, this shit's fun

time for fun

Anybody here infected with Alzheimer's?

>can I get some white power hand signals in the audience pls?

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it IS the dead of night

this is going to be ass

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M C D O N A L D S
WE MADE IT IN, AMERICAN BROS

i get it, you're not funny tho

Why Maral is not in this ESA?
I want her bullying Larxa into lesbian sex

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heny's fucking over estimate again

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just because you're on stream 2 doesn't mean you can go over est-- wait don't walk away listen to me!

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so this is just google map scavenger hunt?

I'm shaking right now

>exact same flag design but different colors
Lazy as fuck.

Japan

This mannequin is making the white power hand signal in his little pink skirt thing (?)

Whatever type of garment that is, rest assured there is a white power hand signal somewhere within

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there's a fucking wasp flying ariund me

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Definitely hokkaido.

>Clapping
>Unfun
>Begging for donations
>"Speedrunning" a captcha game
Good job Eurofaggots you really ran away with this gdq parody, next year will be better right? You're gonna have a tranny only cast next time huh? Brave.

that wasn't a tractor

a google map scavenger hunt race. contain your excitement.

why would there be an EU flag in japan

Geoguessr is fun though ye pleb. Last year's run was fun and this seems to be too.

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"speedrun"

I wonder if Japanese restream knows what region this is

Has speedrunning maymays gone too far? Who actually wants to watch 1 hour of this shit?

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I do

maybe outside a hotel? Like when they sometimes hang up a bunch of different flags

an embassy?

>Yea Forums was excited for this

it's vice city all over again

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Which run was this? Also fuck Romania.

What in the actual fuck are they doing?
What """""game"""""" are they speedrunning?A Twitch meme that people run between queues?

Yes. They got it pretty quick

me you fucking faggot

>Which run was this
The current run.

it is also "or non-native flag"

Eu isn't a country. Yet.

tourists revealing themselves

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Anglos, how annoying do you find the swedish accent?

I dont get it what are they trying to do

can the one person watching stream 2 webm the guys dancing, thank you

>covering her lazy eye

she's definitely self conscious about it

This is almost as bad as Hearthstone. Almost. At least here I can tell what they're doing and watching them navigate the pictures is kinda cool.

>google maps is allowed

ok now this is fucking retarded

I wanna motorboat those

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this is a disappointment so far, the co-op run from last year (?) was much more high energy and more importantly FUN

>claims to be a weeb
>sign says "kyushu"
>has no idea where to look

fucking disgusting

getting maximum points for all rounds and bonus points for completing objectives

watching the first season of bnha is enough to be a weeb by normalfag standards

It's okay.

Hey wemb guy and cute girls(female) this year?

HOW DO I GET INTO RUNNING THIS GAME???

>speedrun
>guy spends 10 minutes on the first level autistically trying to get within a square mile of the point

this is shit. fuck you people for hyping it up

It's nice if it's a cute girl.

i mean this is alright but I don't see why so many anons was so hype about this. I guess the previous Geoguesser runs must've been great

It was better.

>Co-op
>One using google maps and the other using Geoguesser, swapping between each map
>Geoguesser guy to explain what he was seeing so Google maps guy can find his exact location
>Had to get 5000 point on all maps
>They did it

>start game
>just immediately guess as fast as possible
>get WR of 0:00:00.5

ez pz

>where did I go wrong
A long, long time ago.

STOP

MAKING

EVERY

RUN

A

FUCKING

RACE
The reason the last Geoguessr was so much fun was because you didn't have 5 different people trying to commentate 3 separate runs at once

Nothing really out of the ordinary.

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top left STILL on the first one, holy fuck

And we still have one good one coming up.

But more importantly HYLICS RUN WHEN

Play around with google maps a lot. Do city/country quizzes. If you see a highway sign for Brisbane but you dont know where it is it doesnt help you at all

>Hrm, yeah, says at cnn.com that a plane has crashed into it...hope it isn't some terrorist attack or anything nutty like that.
lol

he cute

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Is she putting her heel under her cunt while on camera? God I hate women

>you didn't have 5 different people trying to commentate 3 separate runs at once
This is the only reason races suck. If the commentary is all over the place and people are constantly talking over eachother it is just awful to watch

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What on Earth is TheRedSock even doing at this point? He's getting nothing done.

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>the state of theredsock

The man doesn't understand what a tractor is.

More like TheRedSUCK!

He found a tractor but nobody listed it for him, I guess he didn't say anything and thinks people are watching his screen from the judges.

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dumb gaijin get out of japons

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He is going for tactical airstrike on his position, so he has to have pinpoint accuracy.

I really don't think TheRedSock actually understands how this is supposed to work.

>strategy
Hah

He found excarvators and forklifts and a thing that could be either from 100m away.

I dont either

>16 minutes and counting on the first location

epic "speedrun" bro

Over estimate once again
Good Dishonored runs though

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>he fucking found one
finally

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RED SACK MAKING A COMEBACK

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any good run after DMC5?

He needs to find out his location by looking around in google street view. Before he can guess though he has to complete one of five objectives. Finding a tractor, McDonalds sign, Airport, EU or non-native flag or a fountain.

Chad Swede dominating these Norwegian virgins.

BRAAAAAP has zero chance of winning the filename now. Some jackass spent $300 to name the file fucking TASbot of all things
donations.esamarathon.com/bid/1358

Filenames aren't important. Character names are.

>this "game"

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donations.esamarathon.com/donation/9820
Fuck this guy

>implying its not rigged after mommy yesterday

It's Zelda. Filename=character name

what the fuck is this what are they trying to do

Why are you so retarded?

Hey Tompa's cool. He's does TAS shit so it makes sense why he went with that name.
You will NEVER be as comfy as blanket Tompa.

they are trying to find weapons of mass destruction

boy this sure isnt SHIT

Then why aren't they in I RACK or AFF GANISTAN?

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35 minutes remaining

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True Crime : New York City was good.

>He does TAS shit
Fuck him for being part of the TAS problem that takes up time that can be spent on worthwhile runs

its gonna be like 30 minutes of just theredsock

Why did they even get RedSock to do this? He's clearly not on the same level as the other two.

Mission Already Accomplished, there

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All I cared about was Caleb and it fucking failed

Dumbass who has never played Zelda.

>ESA is literally speedrunning Google Maps

>we start from a save to skip the prologue
>we modded the game for better FOV and to get rid of a character
of shit thats some CRINGE

How so? He's taking his full time of the run estimate instead of rushing.

>Eu flag not counted as a flag
BASED

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They did this year ago as well and it was great newfag.

Should have donated $20 right before the run started m8. I'm sad about Caleb too

>that doesnt count
what the FUCK

lel

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>30 mins late to geogueser

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

GDQ has had this waste of time as well, it's depressing as fuck.

Triggered brexiteer from last thread spotted

it has to be a literal flag

Based Janmumrik.

It's not a flag it's sign.

Lmao he just got fucking destroyed by Chad Swede.

Based Swede wins

>it was great
Another example of ESA doing things that were great and keep on shitting it up.
Ha?

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How hard is it to find a fucking flag? Are Euros really this unpatriotic?

tfw the most interesting thing in SWAT 4 run happened offscreen

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it's not a country flag
should a mcdonalds flag count?
dumb burger

Has to be a non native flag

yes

LMAO REDSUCK

Oh, I'm a giant retard.

The phenomenon of flying flags everywhere for no reason is uniquely American

TheRedSock? More like
DidNotFinish

>those feet

>patriotic
The word you want is Nationalistic, American's are Patriotic.
Euro stopped being Nationalistic after the whole Hitler thing.

That would've been way better if it was just the two runners instead of Redsock also taking up screen space.

I liked it

Rate this run!

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this, he was jobbing way too hard

Semantics and small brained

being this dumb is uniquely american

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He was the benchmark for how long a normal person would take to find these.

2/10. Bad. 2 pity points since it's not something you see every day.

SHITcher pushed back behind ChadSouls

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I missed the Witcher? Fuck!

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also do they ever stream these things

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fuck I missed dishonored, how was it?

It's on after Dark Souls.

>4 hours of a shitty boring run we have seen millions of times
see you guys when the witcher starts

It was okay race but last year was hundred times more interesting Geoguessr run.

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the fuck happened, i looked away. thought this run was upposed to be an hour long but no way that was it

6/10 shouldn't have been a race and definitely shouldn't have been 3 runners. RedSock was not in the same league as the other two and the run could've had tighter commentary and less to focus on if it was just two screens.

This bonus run is gonna be a trainwreck.

Fuck Cuck Souls. I've seen enough Dark Souls runs, I wanted the Witcher

More hair on a girl's face than the runner's melon.

Who was your mass effect gf/bf?
Genetically perfect Miranda here

Redsock/10 - Pretty dull. I was looking forward to it so I'm also disappointed

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>ME2 going for Garrus romance

Based and calibrationpilled

>hype to see Witcher 3 since I just beat it a couple weeks ago
>airs at a good hour for me
>last minute switch with the most boring meme category of Dark Souls

FUCK

>shouldn't have been a race
story of esa 2019

I think it got a lot better by the end. actaully made me chuckle a few times

It wasn't bad, worth a watch but Yea Forums will tell you it was shit becuase trannies on couch

Dammit that sounds like perfect stream material.

>Miranda
>Genetically perfect
Not with that face.

What is the bonus run supposed to be?

The witcher 3 is the most overrated piece of shit game of the last decade

tey all sucked 2bh

not her fault Bioware can't model

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Time to YELL guys.

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>Dark Souls
Time for Tali posting I guess.

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These are basically group research for shit that ends up being run at a later event.

It's what happened with that Street Boys game.

Mass Effect has always sucked dick.

crowd yells instructions

>more geoshit

>that fucking screen tear

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Tali was the only not fucked up woman on the normandy

FUCK DARK SOULS

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>vertical screen tearing again

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I'm a simple motherfucker so I went with Tali

strife is a doppelganger of a dude I knew in high school

You can leave.

I thought Dark Souls is coming now? Why is it another hour of GG?

>A second game of geoguesser

true, only good thing to come of it was the tv series pissing off polish gypsyniggers because it's adding niggers to their nation's crowning literary achievement

Andromeda speedrun when

They didn't change the estimate, half of that hour was already gone.

This is already better because the commentary can focus on a single runner and there's not 3 small screens to look between.

Bonus game because they finished initial run so early, are you guys WATCHING THE MARATHON?

Some bonus incentive got met for more GG

Turkey confirmed for high quality signs, lads.

wtf I thought Turkey was third world

Its just /pol/tards triggered at SJWs since the lead producer was confirmed to be a woman.

NO BECAUSE I AM BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN WHEN I START MY PC AT DAY TIME!

Just dropped in for today

>NA education

Did they find Balls?

It is.

popular opinion: don't make your obscure run a race. Conversely, only platformers or easy to understand games should be races

Its a shithole, yes

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite run at the ESA

cute turk girl quit speedrunning and left after yesterday cringefest

Come to Arizona if you want to experience true suffering m8

leave a city and you're back to the middle ages.

popular opinion: ur a faget lel

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Except the Geoguessr run was a hit last time and the room is completely packed for it right now.

Even in the third world they have nice looking areas dude. And no Turkey is not third world

Looked nicer than where I live tbqh

having buildings doesnt make you not third world

fuck off cockroach

how the fuck are you handling these temperatures every year?

owned

>Europe finds Google Maps to be entertainment

Reminder ESA has always had obscure races, they even raced drinking milk once in 2013.

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>Even in the third world they have nice looking areas dude
this is something a surprisingly large percentage of people don't seem to understand

Room was packed before TASBot.

>Even if it's third world, it can be nice
>B..but it's totally not third world.

Based roach retard

I do very much thank you very much.

>As a German I feel very offended when a Google car passes my house
Kek

The same way New Mexico and Texas do. Crank up the AC and pray time accelerates to Winter faster than usual.

I don't get it

>Stoke-on-Trent
Midlands up in this bitch.

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>mfw people think third world means shite

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>look up weather in phoenix
that is horrendous, only positive is the low humidity

BASED

How long until banned from Yea Forums speedrun

go away third world turk

and predictably the audience doesn't know the Midlands exists so they argue over it being South or North.

I live in northern sweden.. and Im about to die from this heat.. the funny part is I live just by a fjäll(fell in english I think) and can see plenty of snow on it.. so tempting to walk up there and just lie in it

souf vs norf

Based shitting on UK towns

That's racist

>mfw people think sub-human means bad

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OH SHIT ITS MY HOUSE, I'M GOING TO RUN OUT AND WAVE KEEP WATCHING

taigs status: on the ropes

Also the unfun answer is your body gets used to the suffering. I was up in North Texas during 30 degree F ice winter, and came back down to Houston for Christmas that year when it was around 60F. People were decked out in layers. It was hilarious how not cold it felt to me.

>irish
>uk
>same thing
that's a banning

Puts some fucking pants on next time, christ. I didn't want to see your dick on stream.

>UK, Ireland, same thing

>Irish, UK it's the same thing

LMAO

Where's the IRA when you need them?

We never get snow in this part of the US, so I envy your ability to do this on a whim.

>live in US
>based US education means I know what 1st, 2nd and 3rd world really means
Loving Every Laff.

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I ran out bros but I couldn't see the van, I think I missed them, did you see me?

About -1C and 15.5C if you don't know the conversion off the top of your head.

>Metako will remember that

>Korean, Japanese, eh same thing
Whoa he's gonna get in trouble for that one

...

We had a big media craze about street view and privacy on the internet and so on back then. People were informed how to protest it, so Germany has the most blurred houses in street view.

Metako is currently hibernating until his next 120 hour shift.

Is this really what Scandis do in their free time?

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E G G

What a colossal waste of time this is.

>Not using this as a chance to help develop your map reading skills

>latvia

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/int/ here, I love it

I'm enjoying this desu

Sup faggots, just woke up.
What did I miss in the last 6 hours???
Fill me in on the nuggets plz.

>Imagine being so plebeian that you cannot appreciate the joy of maps and travel
What do they teach you in burgerland?

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Only europeans enjoy this.

based zfg

>do people actually try to learn in their free time?
yes?

For you, loving every second now.

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It's 100x better than the race before it.

REEEEEEEE WHERES MY DARK SOULS
ANOTHER HOUR OF THIS NORMIE SHITE

>higher IQ people enjoy this
you're right

the only reason why americans are getting so upset about this is the knowledge that there are other countries besides america and israel hurts their head

you are a nigger

>THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'LL EVER GET TO LEAVING THE HOUSE

>this
>normie
>Dark Souls
>not the most normie shit on the fucking planet
Kek

>boring = smart

I already knew that, what else did i miss?

Latias is a slut!

Americans seething that Europe has more culture and beautiful scenery than their mutt country

Dark Souls is basically a household name after the media bandwagoned the shit out of it as the hardest game ever, after they missed the boat on Demon Souls.

>the state of poortugal

I have irl friends that play this geoshit at bars while out drinking

Yay or nay?
Rate that run.

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>New Zealand
Imagine they visited Christchurch randomly..

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And Dark Souls is one of the most recognizable video games on the planet.

Yay

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It was fun!

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Shut UP bird

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>play more jew gasser

>white people be like

good end

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Yay.
Better last year though.

Yay should have done it from the start

Much better than the race

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That one was like a solid 7.5/10, way better than the race

Latias is a cute!

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Another seething euro that wishes he was American so makes fun of freedomland to cope.

America might have garbage architecture but they have the best natural scenery in the world lad

Based run coming up

>Can't be worst than Texas
>Look it up
>The entire future forecast is over 100 degrees F aside from two days where it's in the high 90s so same shit essentially.
Holy shit I never thought I'd be happy to live in Houston in the summer.

>Meme Souls
>Four hours

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Keeping their bones healthy?

Can we all agree Europe > America

...

>catalystz is running Dark Souls
Neat

>A couple of frogs doing Mass Effect 2 on stream 2
No thank you

Jealous bl*ckboi can't drink milk unless it's stolen (;

>my reflexes when I'm bored is to instinctively check exhentai
that's going to be a hard habit to get out of

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wow hon, you got really triggered there, how cute!

>Better than Scotland, New Zealand, Norway etc
Come on, you can do better than that.

>unironically linking /wrest/
wew

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>Dark Souls run
So it's gonna be bad right?

>/wrest/
>not /wooo/
newfriend?

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>100% instead of all bosses

could be kino?

larxa is a walloon right?
not a filthy frog?

catalystz is based

e-hentai is still up. If you didn't fap to Ex only content then everything is fine.

Go back.

Scotland has an impressive amount of natural rain.

Also Irn Bru, that's a natural thing, right?

This Finn guy is the most awkward presenter at ESA and thats saying something. Literally looks like he has never talked to a girl.

You weren't there when he ran it on GDQ?

Who's the dude on the left.
And why is one eye looking at me and one eye looking at my wiener?

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I miss the cute Turkish girl bros

>100%
So they have to get all BS drops like Channeler's Trident?

want to see witcher and not 4h dark souls shit...

be gone, thot

I miss the superior Belgian qt

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>talking about natural scenery
>brings up irn bru
How's that cola you overweight mutt

Damn and I thought Minnesota was hot right now. How do Southerners deal with this?

twitter.com/chellofagirl/status/1154848245832650753

I've been here all summer you cunt.
Yea Forumsies only talk about wrestling so I never went there because WWF is for pandas not half naked dudes pretending to hurt each other.
Fuck you and fuck this, I am done with my life and I hope you're fucking happy!!!!

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>there are people RIGHT NOW BROWSING THIS THREAD who didn't watch noobest's ESA 2014 dark souls run
don't call yourself a speedboi if you didn't witness the OG trainwreck

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I'm from Scotland, you spangly fuckwit.

One of the funniest things I remember watching.

>Finns

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any ladm8s watching me2?

>dark souls
>mass effect
kill me pete

I was there. This was when he finished the run.

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I WANNA FUCK LARXA IN FRONT OF HOGAN POSTER

Is Yea Forums legit the worst board?

HOP ON HER NOOBEST, GIVE HER THE BENIS :DDDD

what is wrong with Finns

Why does Larxa always give me the impression there's a lot of vacant space in her head?

this cunt is really grating on me. she has no interesting thoughts or opinions and really isn't that cute

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Should've kept his SWAT attire

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no it doesn't feel good

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>scot in charge of any coherent conversation
Ok you chubby coon, why the fuck would you bring up something so irrelevant then. Don't you have some drug problems to go back to.

We suffer. It builds character.

Everything and nothing.

>100%
Is this a meme category? I've only seen all bosses and any% runs.

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4h (FOUR) HOURS OF DARK SOULS?????????????????????????????????????????????????

I wanna see Noobest have to host with Barbiexedge.

>not making a fucking retarded looking character during set up

bad start already desu

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Being too close to other people make them feel uncomfortable

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What happened?

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Oh shit it's the dude that was making tranny/nigger jokes during his sgdq dark souls run!
Based!!

She's better than the finnish autist sitting next to her

Yes

Oh shit it's the Dark Souls runner from SGDQ. This should actually be good.

perkele

Absolutely.

He screwed everything up, multiple times, ended up about 50 minutes over estimate.

>Don't you have some drug problems to go back to.
That's just Glasgow.

WHY IS HE SO AWKWARD WITH HER? lol

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Here's $20, get angreh for me

The guy running Mass Effect 2 is qt! I love slightly chubby nerdy guys!

>her

this runner looks very familiar, i'm assuming he's done a recent marathon run that was either very based or very cringe

He has a crush :3

I see Kotti is a man of culture as well

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Probably why he's sat next to her, to make her look less useless.

good one webmanon

FREE ROCKY
fuck sweden fuck europe fuckin idiots too busy bending over taking it up the ass from fuckin afghanis and muslims to watch a video of an inoccent man BTFOing a jihadi

FUCK SWEDEN

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It unironically has the be the lowest IQ board judging from the posters there. That is impressive.

>4 hours 15 minutes of Dark souls
Oof, yikes

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dizzy from all the blood rushing to his cock

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This screen tearing is going to get on my nerves. I don't have fucking eagle eyes and even I can notice it constantly.

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4 fucking hours............

I agree

You stupid fucks just won't stop huh. No matter how much you stalk she won't give a fuck about you.

Stop posting or talking about Larxa on this shithole desperate fucking morons. She's too pure for that.Just cut it out already, retards.

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yeah its really fucking bad

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wtf is that you Trump? Shouldn't you be shitposting on twitter ?
based

Baaased.

That's the body language of a man who has a crush on a girl but is cucked in the friend zone

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Was it autism?

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The run that still follows him to this day

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Have sex.

Now that is a Belgian

The entire country went downhill after their former best power metal band shat the bed on everything after their fifth album release.

this

As much as noobest's speed run was a train wreck, cirno's run for srg marathon was still worse youtube.com/watch?v=e_0rRwXibOQ

I like how he switched from some other girl between April and June

>5mins and already choking

Pomme Frites et Mayonnaise ;)

Hot take but I actually enjoy blazing hot weather. Much better atmosphere for my mental health than Winter. High humidity does wear me down after a while though.
t. southeast US

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We all know orbiters like this fixate on multiple women at the same time.

kek

Lmao yeah this was a disaster

Of course it is.

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pic related

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This is in all seriousness based. Fuck you and your kind that ruin threads by posting thots.

>4 hours

>choking within 10 minutes

settle in lads

Shut the fuck up.

Would Schlieffen the fuck out of her.

should i buy crosscode?
it's on sale on gog right now

He's right, faggot.

YOU TELL HIM HULKSTER!

Agreed. As someone who has had sex its really eye opening to see everyone sperg over snufflufagus who has clearly never played vidya in her life. Pewds auntie had more about her.

I can count the number of good Souls runs on my toes, and I lost my legs in the war.

Absolutely. It's the best game i've played in a really long time. I'm super picky and really only play retro anymore, but Crosscode really won me over.

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>whiteknighing a tranny this hard

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You were never a part of these threads before last year so you don't have the right to talk about what ruined them. You do nothing but shitpost and shriek like a banshee any time someone posts a picture of a woman. Secondly your constant samefagging isn't fooling anyone.

This guy's run at SGDQ was good. He only had a few mistakes, two of which were him trying a risky jump twice just because he had time and wanted to show it off. Plus, he was entertaining for most of the run. This one is off to a rough start though.

Faggot.

>instead of being a display of skill and strategy he just quits to remove enemies from the map
dark soulzzzz

t. VaatiVidya paypig

What the fuck are you talking about, retard?

I've been in the woods with no signal for the entire event. Any god-tier runs worth watching?

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These threads have been sperging over anything vaguely female-appearing as long as there's been an implication of having played vidya.

Spyro

Hey guys, someone told me this was the best site for fortnite chat!
So, what's your favorite skin/dance?
Mine's the girl with the boobs/the floss!

Point out to me what part of my post you don't understand and I will rub it in your fucking face as clearly as I need to in order for your dumb ass to get it.

This isn't a marathon about displaying of skill or strategy. This marathon is about displaying of speed. What you want is 10 hours of youtube videos.

/thread

Then why is so much shit overestimate

>sniped after rtsr

lmao

You forget how much you love muslim dick.

lmao what is this dark souls run

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Oh man, another disaster Dark Souls run who would've guessed. At least this guy's SGDQ run was good.

>he didn't watch the DS3 run last year
Fuck off, you shitposting faggot.

The hot brown chick and the default dance LMAO.
>tfw unironically know about fortnite shit because my exGF's kids play the shit out of it

>This guy does a good DS run at SGDQ
>His ESA run is already a mess
ESA being inferior again.

abort this fucking shit

You mean the run from GDQ? This is ESA, you daft cunt.

That's what I thought. Not a single word to refute anything I said. You're transparent as fuck. Get over your fucking complex about women, you sad sack of shit.

what game could I learn to speedrun that will help me get laid bros

Catalyst actually showed up at GDQ? Wow

Yeah, and he killed it.

I was joking but thanks for the answer.
Sorry for your loss of braincells having to deal with that bro.

Rocksmith

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Anyone else still mad?

So what?

>there are people missing this comfy ma2 run

I'm mad 24/7, what are you mad about?

Yes. About what?

Banjo Kazooie

>just heard Trump call Democrats clowns
He truly is based.

Based Stiv

Kill yourself, normalfag.

I'm not going to take it anymore

>danflesh's submission died for this

I'm still mad that I don't know what a paladin is.

No he's not, he is a demented retard with worms in his brain

>cant get Mexico to pay for the wall
>cant get Rocky out of jail
lmao

Me neither bro, let's do this.

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new

Not an original bone in your body. Intellectually bankrupt mongrel.

>McGangbang
Unironically based.

Kill yourself, normalfag.

I pity the niggas that will never know the joy of a big ass glass of milk with freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. The latter isn't even worth it without the former.

Is all you can do shitpost and try to derail these threads?

>she'll never laugh at your unpaired penis as you thrust as hard as possible
Not even a furry/scaly, but why live?

The only one derailing threads is you, faggot.

My posts are discussing ESA. Yours are complaining about Yea Forums.

No, they aren't.

Seething antifa
get ready for 4 more years ya fukkin angry pooftah (;

Yes they are. I'm discussing the people attending these events when they show up on the stream that these threads are for. ESA. Your posts are starting shit with people who mention women at these events as if women are supposed to be off limits for discussion. Your insecurities don't interest anyone here. Starting off-topic arguments makes you a shitposter.

Spamming images of 3D whores is not discussion.
>as if women are supposed to be off limits
What the fuck are you even talking about, faggot?

Nobody is spamming anything. It's clear you're the same autist who's been doing this at previous events with your incessant "3D whore" shit. How many years is it going to take for you to learn that stomping your fucking feet in these threads isn't going to change anything? Shut the fuck up you whining cunt.

>i-it's only one person
Normalfags are fucking delusional.