Name ONE bad thing about gta sa

It's shit

The gun sounds were laughably bad, I still don't know what happened because it's a complete downgrade from 3 and VC.

The car and weapon controls are really wonky compared to PC games like Mafia

The missions are terrible. I feel like everyone just likes the memes but forgets actually playing through them really sucks. There’s less than like 10 good missions in the whole game.

Gun sound effects

it's unfair to compare regular games to masterpieces like mafia

the difficulty of plane levels is overstated. the final mission is way harder

its not vice city

He said a bad thing, not a good thing. Not everyone is a retarded zoomer nostalgic over a shitty pastiche of "le vaporwave" version of the 80s that they never even actually experience.

you have to be 18+ to post here buddy

Still better than a tryhard pastiche of le hood gangsta culture

this

probably the least satisfying gun noises in any game ever created

Soulless boring setting compared to 3 and Vice City.
Too much Sims bullshit.
Fuck San Andreas, it killed GTA. Vice City was the best.

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>PC port is shit, needs mods
>PC version lost music tracks, needs to be modded in
>PS3 port is the mobileshit version
why do it be like this?

The PC port is ass
The combat isn't that great. Sure, it plays better than 3 and VC, but now all you have to do is to crouch behind a car or a chest high wall
Some of the missions are either frustrating or boring to play.
The OST isn't that great. Yes, I said it.

Still a 9.5/10 game.

At least you can swim
Onl contrarians still llike 3, it was good for its time but it's extremely dated now

Most of the story missions are absolute dogshit but are mandatory to unlock the full map.

Steam version is shit, you need to play the pirated version

Although the map was big it was really empty with not a lot of shit to do

The cars handle terribly and start burning after a few hits

>the map was big it was really empty with not a lot of shit to do
OP was talking about San Andreas not V

at least there are cities on the other side of that nothing. The top half of GTAV IS empty as fuck

At least they still give you an option to play the activities further if you want to. Unlike in V where they introduce a minigame mechanic in one mission and never reuse it again anywhere else.
The map is small and condensed, there's always something unique to see

You've posted this before and you're wrong.

VC has better weapon variety, Sounds, Trails, And muzzle flash.

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Car handling is worse than 4. Feels like turning is too sensitive and it spins out easily.

It's not like SA is any less dated. Technically 3/VA/SA are basically same, San Andreas is just bigger.

The polygon count increased each game actually.

SA doesn't have awful draw distance and disappearing cars

LOL yes it does.

I love 3 and it's still my favorite GTA. I'm aware that it's very dated tho.

the fucking RC Plane bullshit being mandatory to advance the plot

The endgame. Capturing territories is boring as fuck.

Zero's missions? if so they don't count.

rc plane mission, made me hate david cross

You weren't able to date sage.

The graphics were bad even when it was new.
Doesn't really bother me, but you asked for something.

ahh...to be a balloon...floating in the air

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The specific hooker you want to pick up, doesn't seem to spawn when you're looking for her.

Git gud

the unlock requirement for the final mission

One time, in the pre-patched version of the game, I stole a police car that hydrolytics. I never found it that way again.

If you found this mission fun you're just a contrarian retard

>Wrong Side of the Tracks
>Zero's Missions
>Amphibious Assault
>Having to grind out turf wars again when you return to LS
>Not enough content In Las Venturas, the best city
>Forced flight school
>The guns sound like toys
>PC version is bugged and the physics and car handling don't work properly if you don't set the framerate cap to 30
>Personal opinion but I didn't like the Catalina missions

>implying the helicopter one wasn't worse

Pleb, It's easy even on keyboard, Did you struggle with Demolition Man in VC too?

Graphics wise, Rockstar's games in the PS2 era weren't really looked that good. Their best looking game was what, Bully? And that game didn't looked that impressive. Of course, all of that was changed after GTA IV.

Honestly i just hate San Fierro. The design is boring, the missions are boring

Never said I found it fun, just said to git gud.

IV was always considered to be ugly, Old games have style since they look somewhat cartoony, V wasn't that great either for 2013, Still holds up though.

Honestly I prefer the gun sounds from SA over GTA 5. They had more impact.

Bully had a good dingy ambiance in the original version, and especially on the Wii, but the texture sizes were painfully small and blurry.

The later PC port was like a bad texture pack, which was higher res but generic looking in a way that wrecks the mood.

Pibble me this user, what accounts for as little as 6% but also two thirds?

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Anybody have a fix for the PC versions to run at more than 25fps without the physic breaking bullshit? I've been searching for this for 10 fucking years. I mean I've beaten the game numerous times on PS2 and PC, but I'd like to replay with a decent fix. VC and 3 ran fine at well over 30 fps.

You are wrong

I haven't played 5 but I refuse to believe guns sound worse in that game. In SA the machine pistols sound like popcorn and the handguns sound crusty as shit. I actually thought something was wrong with my copy when I first got the game.

You guys only pretend to hate black people right? As like an ironic joke or something? Because CJ is easily the best GTA main character.

yeah what the fuck is up with the gun sounds. They were so cool in III and VC

>IV was always considered to be ugly
I heavily disagree. The power of IV is the enormous details on almost every level. Whether it's on the urban environments or the vehicles, they're extremely detailed especially for an open world game on that era, and the major reason of why the game still holds up today. Though, the character models aren't that great and there are parts of environments (like the water or every patches of lands) looks basic today. The colors wasn't really a problem too. It fits the autumn tone and if you do want colors, there's TBoGT for that.
If it looks ugly, I think it's because NY itself is a shithole.
>V wasn't that great either for 2013
It was pretty decent for a PS3/360 game but then the next gen came out and it looks great, especially on PC
Didn't the PC version runs on Gamebryo?
Silentpatch lets you play on 30 fps

More compression because more sounds in cache at any one time than in previous games

>Didn't the PC version runs on Gamebryo
Maybe. Something that is apparently a pain in the ass to make mods for.

Is the 360 port any good? I own it but haven't touched it in ages

It's very hard to go back to ps2 era physics engines when you are used to euphoria. The driving model still holds up though.

Gunplay is also pretty bad compared to newer gtas.

>"Unlocking the whole map takes too long."
>not going to the locked areas and doing whatever the fuck you want while telling the perpetual 4-star wanted level to go fuck itself

The entire San Fierro portion of the game should have been a post-game bonus. If the game was just Los Santos > Las Venturas > Los Santos then the pacing would have been much better.

4 was artistically ugly, and i liked that

the fucking stealth.

that's about it tho

How the fuck is it soulless compared to fucking gta3? 3's only merit today is being the first 3d GTA, otherwise it's by far the most boring, less polished, less everything game in the series.

>i'm shit at this mission, so anyone that found it fun must be a contrarian retard. yeah, that's it.

Here to post this

Trying on clothes requires watching the animation of CJ walking in and out of the changing room, every time, for every article of clothing. How they didn't fix this in any port or remaster boggles my mind.

Eh, VC is my favourite GTA by far, but in terms of weapons, really for each slot you pretty much end up just using one slot because that's the best weapon for that slot.So there variety is actually pretty reduced.

You can't ride train as a passenger and you can't ride trams on SF. That's fucking bullshit.

The highways were very dangerous

You're crazy or you were not born at the time, GTA IV was one of THE games to show the then next gen power. Something like euphoria in an open world game was unheard of at the time (hell, even today it's more unique than rare)

name one RC plane mission that's mandatory for the main plot

turf wars

The loop was a fun place to stand on a car roof and take pot shots at passerby.

Wut. You can ride trains

Tommy is a thousand times more interesting with better dialogue and better voice acting. It's not that he's black, it's that he's a fucking nigger. The only people who like SA are uneducated urbanite retards who think being a "baddass nigga" is cool and not peak degeneracy.

The game becomes boring once you leave the first city. That was the best part of the game and the only one people have remembered.

>urbanite retards
I live in rural Ireland lol

the soundtrack was trash

oh god, buying it all is the fucking worst chore of all.

>as a passenger
You can only drive it

If normies struggle with it and I say its easy and fun, ill get big brain points

it's part of the immersive shopping experience

Nigga just press the enter button near the passenger car lol

Google silent patch

Unpatched zero mission with the Rc plane and fuel limit

Controls are a little clunky
Yes/No responses to passersby could be louder
Clothing-change load times and animations are a little too long
Weather effects are a little weak
Certain stretched textures just show the world was rushed, the entire game could use more polish
Needing a girlfriend to play co-op is annoying
Not enough Toreno.

>it's true
What do you mean, that the past 15 years of my life has been a giant lie?

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ragdoll physics, or the lack thereof

I think they patched those in the later releases and PC version to make them easier. In the first release you always ran out of fuel. Either that or I just never noticed because I'm one of those people that donked with the game files and made all the vehicles faster.

you have to be at a train stop though, you can't just jump in anywhere

>ctrl+f "All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!''
i'm disappoint

sorry, this isn't reddit where people spam stale memes for karma

Driving is a mayor annoyance due to the ai drivers doing instant 90 degree turns without blinking, especially bad on roads with multiple lanes

my dad modded the cd copy he had and made the water level just one foot higher and ended up breaking the tutorial missions due to it. We had a laugh.

Now that you know you can, why would you want to anyhow?

i wouldn't know - never have been there, unlike you who seems to know all the details about its culture.

Not enough country missions.

I got bummed out by the amount of cut content, many of which just disappeared off the face of the earth. At least some of them can be found buried in the disc.

I like to ride trains

don't try to act smug after you were begging to see an overused and not funny meme so you could clap your hands like a trained seal

Not having a "try again" button after failing missions

>In SA the machine pistols sound like popcor
Mate have you ever played V before? Gun sound and feeling is complete trash compared to anything else in the series.

>driving car
>car suddenly exits this realm and goes back to his planet

main character is a hood rat

you need to go back where you came from, you dumbfuck red baitposter

Wasn't Vice City Stories the first to incorporate that via the Wayback Taxi?

i've already played it 12 times so i know all the missions by heart at this point :/

after all these years, the AI shows its age. how come the Families gang members are only good for meat shields? And how come the cops are the only ones who can somewhat shoot? Ive seen two gangs shoot at each other and it took like 20 shots before one person got hit... from almost point blanc.

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>nigga gang war shit
>nighttime robberies
>numerous races
>the san fierro car stealing thing at the docks
>lowrider competitions
>some more i forget
its better than gta 4 and 5 in that regard, in post story activities

if you're on PC, turn the frame limiter on for this one. rockstar cant into anything over 30 fps so the engine fucks itself, and the timer goes way faster than it should.

just stop, underage dickwad

I laughed when you can get your homies with M4s and stog weapons and still miss a ton. At least if one bullet connects they're dead.

>REEEEE STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
keep seething, retard

It's not on switch

its still bad in 4 but you dont get extra HP so its still something of a challenge. 5 got it right. people who complain about robocop aim are just plebs

based underage retard

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You can ride as a passenger...

no you cant

buy yourself a rope

seething

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No quick mission restarts. If a mission takes you halfway across the map and you fail, you have to drive all the way back to where you started the mission, just to drive across the map again.

Go fuck yourself, cancerous shitposter

why? is your mom into bondage?

>>Wrong Side of the Tracks
This mission was NOT fucking difficult, it's just a god damn meme.

>PC version is bugged and the physics and car handling don't work properly if you don't set the framerate cap to 30

This was definitely BS though

Having to hold down X for gas on PS2 which is considered the least chopped up version of the game therefor the definitive version. So many broken x buttons during 6th gen.

based quadruples
would reply with a image of Partrick Bateman

you got blown the fuck out. shut up, underage

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Go fuck yourself, cancerous shitposter

unironically seething!

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Nigger

Go fuck yourself

look at this dude

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Nice to see you enjoy posting about vidya on Yea Forums

you're just outing yourself more and more as an underage. stop posting.

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Go fuck yourself, shitposter - this place would be better without you

fuming
seething
raging
nostril flaring
screeching

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the nigger culture of the first third was annoying. I'm not american, the first few hours were kind of amusing but after a while I just wanted everyone to die.

Go fuck yourself, shitposter

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the PC port had botched graphics and a broken framelimiter that took years to get properly fixed.

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this
>"Pilot's license earned!"
>wait for a bit
>get benign call from Toreno
>need to do the rest of the lessons in order to continue the story

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SA is way less dated. Try playing all 3 of them now and you will see

Man..I fucking lovved lowriders..

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Try reading the entire post next time.

this is legit a huge problem

yes you can moron

Handling and physics isn't like GTA IV

fuck you cocksucker

You turned off the frame limiter, didn't you?

I don't find it fun but it's fucking easy

Might be the best GTA for sandbox, but this is the worst GTA for replay value in my opinion. Something about going through the story just feels a lot more drawn out and a slog.

>Not enough content In Las Venturas, the best city
Agreed. Honestly, they should have not even had San Fierro and developed Venturas more. Maybe make interiors for more casinos and stuff.

>a gangbanger is more degenerate than a coke dealing mafia hitman

Back in the day III was the one who had issues on PC, SA and especially VC were all cool, i also did manage to play the game at max settings with no problem at all.

>OST
I strongly disagree, it's matter of taste i guess, i think it was pretty cool although it could have been better, i mean, a lot of stuff from that time is missing like rhcp, but as for VC you could "fake it" by using your own mp3s, at least in the pc version.
youtube.com/watch?v=xODK_OwxpHM

Am i the only one who likes San Fierro?
Overall i enjoy all the fucking map honestly.

>GTA SA soulless boring
baka

not for me

>peak degeneracy
It's GTA you're talking about, you know that right?

Overall i think it was pretty fucking kino, imo GTA never felt so alive up till then.

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> live in the best possible conditions
> idealize the worst possible conditions instead of appreciating what you have

I'm starting to see what happened to Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=HTxXqPxga-M

Half of those got cut from the game.

and that's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=FR4NhPZGgks

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the gang mechanic at the beginning is stupid, once you get not much further in the story it goes away entirely

In Los Santos you were fighting regain your gang's territory and respect. In Las Venturas you were accumulating personal wealth. I felt very little personal stake in the missions in San Fierro, which is fine because it's a GTA game, but the missions were also comparatively dull and long.

>shitty pastiche of "le vaporwave" version of the 80s
Bitch I just like scarface, Hawaiian shirts, and cocaine.

that pic is a fanmade upscaling of the original weapon icons, so the ones for unused weapons are original

Read OP please

>PC only
So many underage didn't even have a PS2.

The haters & racists

>ruined ryder
>stat system
>can't aim to shoot while inside of car
>csr 103:9
>terrible schools
>sweet
>gang territory
>rockstars cuts song from radio for dumb reasons
>other gangs are not part of the story in any way.

damn why does everyone hate san fierro?

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I hate hills, water missions and tram.

Have you ever seen Carlito's Way, Tony?

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Who's best radio host? I loved Sage, News People and Lady from "I say, you say".

The German on the electronic music station

>Ir*land
>best possible conditions
muh heritage la creatura amerimutt

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It doesn’t have the physics of IV

it was hard the first time, by the time i did my second run, it became easy, git gud

Driver 2 was better.

One bad thing about GTA San Andreas is how Rockstar has not managed to create a perfect port across numerous years and console generations, as well as a shitty, hacked together PC release.

Another bad thing about GTA San Andreas is that car collisions are fucked up in every port and revision. The only way to get the damage on the correct parts of crashing vehicles is a mod for the PC version.

a ghetto thug manages to infiltrate a military base and steal a $60 million dollar project, after that infiltrates another military base and steals a jet
also, horseshoes don't do shit

this mission is very easy with pc controls. of course, it's dumb with all those conditions like fuel and and the need to bring that shitty plane back to zero's place,

the final mission is ez because you can just do the firetruck missions to become fireproof and run through with a minigun.
the plane missions actually take a measure of skill, as do the vehicle schools.

no source port that fixes the godawful pc port

>also, horseshoes don't do shit
same with tags and photos, only oysters do something useless.

i completed it on my first try
just dont waste fuel you fool

you SA kiddies have it easy with your driving school
the offroad challenges in III where a absolute bitch

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yea, but tags and photos don't have any symbolic meaning, on the other hand there's literally a LUCK stat in stats that does absolutely nothing

>remember me? i'm benny blanco, from the bronx

casual filter for each district, if you can't easily complete these you're just bad

i hate driving school because it's fucking random, not because it was difficult.

man growing up poor must have been a weird perspective
what a bizarro world you were raised in

good on you for overcoming the adversity of being poor though
welcome to the internet

One bad thing about GTA San Andreas is how every fucking russian and BR latched onto it because they're too poor to afford a real PC. You cunts ruined SAMP, go find a job so you can play a different game.

THIS IS A STUNTS SERVER STOP KILLING ME
DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEE ME JUMP THESE STAIRS

Newsflash: you're a dick, and you and your countrymen are an international laughingstock.

no bigfoot.

yeah i know, now if you'll excuse me i have some burgers to eat and some hands to clap

why have modern GTA games never been able to top this best boy?

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couldnt get new voice talent after ripping off their actors twice

I guess it would be the issues it has on pc like the physics fucking up on 30+ fps, but it is a pretty good game.

I like all the 3D era games equally.

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Black People

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>Black
>People
Pick one

no ragdoll physics
guns sound like shit and look like shit

>no ragdoll physics
Zoom zoom.

Now imagine doing that shit on mobile...

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i cleared that shit on mobile WITH a screen thats cracked to shit hombre

Niggers were the reason why this game was so fun, the only way to ruin it is to having then to behave like white people as in current media.

I missed it when I was a kid and now the control scheme is dated.

I salute your determination user, that shit still gives me ptsd.

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You ever get squashed by a plane?

It's the mouse controls that's fucked for the missions involving flying, if you rebind your rudder and ailerons to wsad then the flight missions become managable and most of the flight school gets even easier than a gamepad because finetuning the orientation of your plane for efficiency's sake is what the keyboard controls are best at and 90% of the flight school is about the economy of movement.

Los Santos missions play and feel like gritty ghetto drama with all supporting characters being your gang's members and crooked cops, meanwhile everything that happens in San Fierro and Las Venturas feels like Saints Row with some of the craziest missions in GTA history, much more comedic tone and various wacky new characters, it feels like 2 different games badly stitched together though I love both of them

My thoughts exactly

shit like black project ruined it

Extremely low graphical fidelity

>Anime picture
it checks out

The game's physics are locked to framerate
that is a huge bad thing

I like San Fierro.

>name ONE bad thing about gta sa
The same issue as every other Rockstar game. Many ways to make money but not many things to spend it on.

GTA III was the worst for this

>Snail Trail

I liked the gang territory, the biggest problems was that it was too subtle and too detailed for its own good. Such as, if the enemy gang color was faded out then almost none of the random spawns would be gang members so if the territory was surrounded by Grove st. or others gangs you could be waiting hours to before you could start a turf war as you had kill gang members while inside a territory you want to capture; secondly if you died during any wave after the first the territory would revert to a more faded color feeding into the issue mentioned above; thirdly, certain territories were inexiplicably small and their placement seemed to make no sense at all.

I don't think i've ever seen somebody complain about that though

>thirdly, certain territories were inexiplicably small and their placement seemed to make no sense at all.
>that temple territory which is literally 1 street

TWO WORDS: Amphibious Assault

>you can't listen radio outside the car
I mean, it's 1992, portable radio was a thing at that point.

I can visualize that spot on the map and fuck that

>City Slicking
Literally the don't crash at high speed challenge

The default angle when you're driving isn't too great. Mods that angle it towards where you're going like VC and III fix that though.

I used to trigger those bullshit ones by causing a traffic jam and shooting the gang members that were in cars.

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shoreside vale's mission was absolute AIDS