Why aren't you at the beach now and playing on your switch while looking at hot girls?

Why aren't you at the beach now and playing on your switch while looking at hot girls?

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It's raining; it's also 95 fucking degrees outside.

A fire emblem died for this faggotry

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How the fuck do i approach girls, like fuck man, i drop my fucking spaghetti even with 3/10 girls

Same. Fucking florida storm seasons. The one time I feel like going out and being productive, and it's like the fucking pacific Northwest here

Also capatcha pick all the palm trees fuck you

I live in Midwest Burgerland, and I don't own a Switch.

I'm ace.

it's a million degrees outside.
there's no beach
the girls are all overweight goblins

>the visible growing hair in a public setting

That is... Quite exciting!

ill take the rain and 77-80 degree weather compared to no clouds and 97 out

Shouldn't her nips be lower?

Yeah then the rain stops and your suddenly swimming through the fucking air

>bringing a 300 dollars console in a place full of sand, heat and water

Im a burger. We have nothing but landwhales. I cant even swim because of all the damned Jellyfish.

Many bring their 1000 phone to the beach and you scared about 300 man child toy?

oh the ironing

A ninceldo leaving the house, now that's comedy

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>implying its stopped raining in the last month

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Now that I look at it again, yes. Messing with Tears must have changed their location.

I would rather talk to the hot girls then stare at them while mario noises play you virgin freak

I want to be reincarnated into Elizabeth in my next life, and just live in an endless bout of debauchery

Just walk up to them and say "Sup bitch, you looking to get pumped" and proceed from there

Yes, and her eyes look like they've glazed over.

Ken Levine will thank you

lol thirdworlders and their monsoon seasons.

I can't afford a switch

The minorities are going to steal eat

I don't leave my house unless forced to you faggot.

Lmao this is disgusting kys op

im in florida you cuck

I was at the beach last month on vacation. I don't have money to that the whole summer. Besides, I will go on vacation again in August.

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ayy it's been rainy here in the middle of the state

>florida's not the thirdworld
whatever you say dude

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Because I’m really hairy and skinny as fuck. Also no one wants to see a pajeet playing Senran Kagura, I’d rather do it in the comfort of my own home.

cause I'm a faggot

>not realizing why these stories get published

Based brainlet.

Where are you going?

>while looking at hot girls
for what purpose?

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west coast, we been getting slammed
flyover

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Most likely in a place called Pelion, in Greece.

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It makes my pp happy

I was wondering that myself. Any Halifaxbros know of decent places to chill in the area? I just got stationed here a few days ago and I'm a bit out of my element, first time I've traveled outside Ontario.

fuck Ken Levine, Elizabeth has been a godsend for 3CG porn since 2013

Hello fellow Florida Men

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Too bad the pic makes it look relaxing instead of 10,000 people that'll be crammed in there dick to ass

>nipple
Goodbye user.

>retard doesn't know the rules

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Act like you would for any person. Women are not just looks. Get a tutor in how to start gaining confidence, try even online help

ELIZABEEEEETH WHY AREN'T YOU REAL AND MY GF!!!!!!!!

because its 6am and cold as shit.
t. ausfag

Because it is 10 pm you fucking dumbass

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