Really makes you think.
Really makes you think
so wholesome and funny
Wait, what are the new monopoly pieces now? I havent played that since 10 years ago
A crummy thimble? Why not a pail of water?
I want to see the original now
Monopoly is a garbage board game anyway, just like Risk.
T-rex, penguin and rubber ducky.
America voted some out
I remember we got a Kino Rex piece
The original is the top half
>Monopoly
Real CHADS played Sorry!.
Why do boomers have such a passive aggressive hatred for vidya?
Seriously
Jesus fuck
There wasnt even an attempt
There are board games for PCs, tablets, phones and consoles tho
I don't understand it = it's bad
>playing mass-market garbage
>Removing the based Thimble
A fucking travesty is what this is.
That's fucking sick, who cares what we lost?
Unless it's the thimble and hat. I always liked to be the thimble wearing the hat
I accept your apology, but you didn't tell us what "real CHADS" played.
My brethren from another broodmare.
You can put the top hat on the penguin now.
Real deities played Apples to Apples.
My favorite thing is boomers thinking the current generation doesn't know what books are
Who played niggopoly?
>parents accepting responsibility for being shitty
haha funny joke
except board games are now more popular than ever
>Then they added extra characters to all the words
What did he mean by this?
>Weird... Look, Dad! Someone drew a picture of basic human anatomy and they show a rounded head with two spaced eyes instead of a pole with eyes bulging out the sides
>Yes well, your family on my side has always been very close honey
They don't understand modern technology, so they like to imagine it works the other way around too
>shits on the internet while the top of his panel is dedicated to shilling his websites
Someone described it as boomers thinking newer generations are as inept with old technology as they are with new technology
Which is on some level accurate, I can fix a broken PC but I can't fix a broken car
>BOOMER HUMOR
Broke: Monopoly
Woke: Sorry!
Bespoke: Parcheesi
>Why Pie?
Absolutely baked and redpied author.
I
>Browsing physical advertisements is the boomers cherished childhood memory
>not replacing Salary with Welfare
Low effort edit
A boomer won't be able to fix a modern car either.
I hope you're not implying that most boomers can fix a car
Holy fuck. This changes everything.
Or maybe the reason it failed was done in by it's own quirk. Instead of a few businesses holding a catalog, I can get better shit somewhere else. Now your refund and service policies are shit plus you co-brand with even worse partners.
>t. worked minimum wage for this shithole of a company
I remember my favorite piece was the money bag from a special edition, I dont remember what exactly it was
im pretty sure sears was run into the ground by an insane Ayn Rand-worshipper, who encouraged tribal warfare between departments. and who demanded a membership-compulsory company-wide social network, and who then screamed at employees on the mandatory company-wide social network
zoom zoom
Dad's thousand-yard stare and robotic posture actually make this funny.
HUURRDURR WHY KIDS NO TOUCH BOOK PHONE SWIPE SCREEN BAD
haha people dont know things. those fucking idiots. those imbeciles lmao. i knew what a red room was when i was three goml
I miss my dad
ME TOO
>frogposter unhappy, comes from broken home
(pensively blows on bubble pipe)
ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES *runs ransomware* *buys an entirely new computer*
IS THIS A CRUMMY THREAD???? :D
Can we all agree to anyone that pushes the zoomer and boomer meme is legitimately underaged?
The Übermench play African star.
Every time, why?
HAHAH WHY BOOK NO IPAD
boomers cry about online shopping because the people in irl stores have to be nice to you, or at least tolerate you
friend, all threads on this website are crummy threads
I normally could give a shit about zoomie a zoomer but even I spared a groan.
Those die cups look like toilet roll cartons!
TECHNOLOGY BAD
I disagree.
I'm sure that a lot of them are over eighteen, but retarded.
Sorry! Caused mass brawls worse than a BLM rally in my family. The board is now where it belongs. Hell.
Top right is pretty funny. More of a grin then a laugh though. Bottom is more sad then anything.
My mother loves the boomer/zoomer joke.
She's 56.
>I keep swiping and nothing happens
wait wouldn't swiping a page also turn it?
My Dad and Uncle got into a literal fistfight over Spades. Best game ever.
>I'm sure that a lot of them are over eighteen
Being 19 years old isn't much better, honestly.
>Showing your parents shitty memes
what the fuck are you doing
too much tv will rot your brain!!!!
>fox news
>facebook
>fox news
>facebook
>survivor
>fox news
>facebook
Yeah!
Nah, they're probably 18-24 and feel smugly superior to the "zoomers" that are still in high school, unlike them.
well it is indian
thats a censorship bad comic dude
>stonetoss being funny
now that's something you don't see everyday
WHO BATTLESHIP MASTERRACE HERE? FUCK TERRIERFAGS
Somebody post Monopoly Millenial already
Yes, it's a real thing
top right was kinda funny
I'm 32 and I love the 30 year old boomer memes. Anyone that legitimately tries to use it as an insult is a dumb zoomer though.
Isn't that the purpose of board games, to bring your sincere feelings towards the other players?
>Bideogabes bad
>Phones bad
5deep7me
Anyone remember DVD rental stores?
>seuss manga
big baps
Most modern cars are made to be purposefully complicated to prevent people from doing home maintenance.
Guess what generation thought up this?
that joke has been made like a billion times already
I feel like this would be funnier if I had context of the original image
father i cannot click the book
THE SYSTEM IS FAILING
Wow man... He could've died! I hope he was okay...
KEKD
I'm pretty sure the original image is just the top panel
I was about to say the only way I ever get to consistently play D&D is off of Roll20.
>top right
i had a 'dur whats a dvd' joke lined up, but i think this bootlicker is pathetic enough to like, not bother
i hope it was his moment of awakening, instead of being dumb and imagining himself as the punisher, or batman, or something
>implying I showed her it
>implying normies don't all use facebook nowadays
I'm not even a boomer and I loved reading Scholastic catalogs for books. Unless that's not done these days..
>blatant misunderstanding of topics covered
Seems correct to me
>sometimes racist but I'm not going to post any examples
I wonder who could be behind this post
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
That meme would be wholesome if it wasn't used for retarded identity politics.
Please tell me more.
Of course. He later lived on to BTFO some more haters.
Is this his Superhero origin story? Where he gets /fit/ and becomes a masked avenger who throws DVDs as weapons?
>you need to heat steel to its melting point to make a steel structure unstable
lmao what an retard
>not campaign for north africa
Better ration 10% extra water to the italians or their morale fails because no pasta
it's been a while and seeing this thread is confusing me more but remind me again Yea Forums,
Aren't comics supposed to be funny?
Wait is that DOBSON!?
He kinda has a point
>Yea Forums
oh shit I thought this was Yea Forums
I don't understand the point of this comic
Dumbass boomers think that because they can’t use computers it somehow works the other way around and anyone with computer literacy doesn’t know how to read
I interpret these comics as an expression of the artist’s repressed fear of their own slow decay and approaching death
LOL
30 year old here. I've seen those rooms in movies, never known their purpose because I've never been a photographyfag.
Wait a minute... That artstyle... That name... It couldn't be!
I actually laughed out loud. A rare occurrence.
EAT THE PENCIL
RUNNING LIKE A DOG
My guess is that they just couldn't compete with Wal-Mart/Amazon. It's not like they didn't have an online store
words are fully spelled out and not using internet shorthand to fit a character limit
He doesn't, because he gives a smug look as if he was any contributing factor in today's technologies.
Why not just buy monopoly on the console? Vidya versions of /tg/ are a lot cheaper
the system thinks my post with links is spam, because this website is garbage ran by an idiot. search 'eddie sears social network' and there's a couple of articles on businessinsider that detail the tribal warfare and social network stuff.
Thems fighting words.
wait... could it be...
Once you hit 32 identity politics don't really effect you, so I just see funny memes.
of fucking course it's dobson
nobody else is that insipid
Dobson the wagey, defending Jewish bullshitteey.
No surprise.
Board games are all the rage now.
Kid: Want to play board games?
Dad: I've never heard of this. Looks complicated. What happened to Monopoly?
Something like that
Wait, what the fuck is the point of this comic?
He's acting smug that his co-worker has to deal with a shitty customer while he deals with a nice one?
??? What????
>Oh no, my cherished corporation!
Minimum waged dude almost kills himself to protect the company's profits and goes home to realize how much of a corporate bootlicker he's become.
This says a lot about society...
post the real one
>girl is confident to go to a con as power girl
>teehee im so shy stop looking at my body p-pervert
Yeah, this situation definitely happened in the real world
>Why don't I feel like a hero
>Saving dvds
>Heroic
fucking son of dob
>boils water in a pan
>water reaches boiling point
>water does not immediately convert to a big cloud of steam
this proves something! this proves something!!
The irony here is that these companies die because they refuse to change with the ever-evolving world around them.
Much like the absolute fucking retard boomers (The REAL boomers, not your shitty zoomer/boomer meme shit).
>yang gang
There are people still doing film photography though.
Ultimate wagecuck comic.
>Man says goldsteins customer service is bad
>show him up by passive agressively treating another customer nice
What do the red lines mean?
Shit, high level fucking monopoly right there.
That's more probable than Dobson beating some random guy.
imagine defending boomer comics on a cantonese basket weaving forum
I am one hundred percent sure Dobson is the guy who posts all those Tifa boob hate threads.
IMAGINE BEING
AT COMPUTERS
>That one friend who was so good at stratego he shows you his flag and still won
Shitty edit
I'm sitting here reading this crummy Yea Forums thread when I could be fetching Pokemon Go creatures.
What's the point? Analogic cameras doesn't have any advantages over digital.
this one killed me for some reason
Oh those wacky zoomers!
Soulless
Wow so brave, so dramatic, and he came out with a grave injury, I hope he recovers from his PTSD :(
>try to steal from Redbox
>get btfo
>somehow this is everyone else's fault but yours because otherwise you would have to admit that you were wrong
Here's some advice. Don't sign contracts, dumbass. You clearly aren't going to read them.
>What's the point?
Same reason people are buying vinyl records and cassettes.
But board games are more popular than they have been in years.
>Top Right just being a rehash of an old 1930's stand up routine
>Some guy tries to cheat the system.
>Gets mad when he can't.
Imagine being retarded. Oh wait, you don't have to
>Growing UP in a World Run by Corporations
Why doesn't this faggot write actual punchlines? When he does, they're good, but 90% of his comics aren't actual jokes.
I get vynil, but cassettes? They were a shit format then and they have no place now.
wasnt sears intentionally destroyed by some new ceo/chairmen because he realized if the company went bankrupt he could buy all the land they owned? remember reading a conspiracy about it one time. google it if youre interested
the whole point is to say the quiet part quiet
Thank you for your service, water man
They're implied punchlines. Makes them even funnier.
Most zoomers and younger can't read an analogue clock
I had a zoomer sperg out in the middle of a book store at me because I said I'm only willing to pay for a physical copy
He wants those epic "FUCK LEFTYS AND SJW XD Do I fit in yet?" points
I always laugh at MUH WAR ON CHRISTIANS boomers
Post the actual photo at the con.
stopped clocks, etc
you need him to hit you over the head with a punchline? The message is always really clear, he doesn't exactly hit any deep topics.
That game was fucking awesome
fucking kek
>guy who makes female inflation/explosion porn also constantly screams and shits himself about "sexist crap"
DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!
Based
seething, must have hit home with one of them
Funny enough, that Powergirl Cosplayer is the girlfriend of the guy that made photos of her and Dobson looking like a beta cuck, tries to make it so that he was some gallant knight saving her
KEK
That's a new level of pathetic, Dobbo
If you liked that you should watch youtube.com
Or any Rodney Dangerfield routine
>haha, just get a better paying job!
Ahem
WHY BOOK DOESNT WORK LIKE PHONE
Uh, where's his feet?
>What do you mean there's a crisis with student loans? I took out a 1,000 dollar loan and paid it back!
Why. Why are they like this. WHY are they like this.
heauheuahea
see its these ones that make me mad irl
'foolish child, for being taken in by a billion-dollar industry designed around grinding you into dust through interest payments forever.'
Unironically sound logic. I didn't cry about my car loan, and I don't take loans I know are bullshit scams. Not even a boomer, and cry about the circumstances all you want, but this sounds like zoomers not wanting to be obligated to hold to their end of legal documents they willingly signed.
And how is this wrong?
>Agree to terms
>Get mad when you have to follow through
Really big upper body, really small lower body.
Funny, my Finn friend just showed us this game last week. The red lines are flight paths. You can pay $200 to fly over them. The purpose is to find the jewel of Africa that's hidden at any of the red dots, then return to your base in north Africa.
>Pokemon Go characters
There's not a single sentence that could more quickly expose the fact that you know nothing about pop culture of the last 20+ fucking years
I can't even imagine how deeply under your rock you must be to not even know what a "pokemon" is
>boomers so dumb they think the problem is only at the individual level with no compounding effects on the market with a generation of debtors
See
trying too hard imo
leaded gasoline, ate all those leaded paint chips while working part-time that one summer to pay $4.75 for college
>sad because they're changing pieces on a fucking board game
???
Your car Loan probably didn't cost tens of thousands of dollars, faggot.
Because you're pushing them on people when they're at young ages
Is that actually Dobson?
Mostly theyre just retards, but also tuition went up at an unprecedented rate in the 1990s and on so they really cant believe it when you tell them how much college costs. My grandma years ago accused me of taking loans to party at school and thats why i had debt when I explained to her that my cheap state school was $20,000 a year.
>saving physical copies
We need that now more than ever
uh yikes, thats cringey
PAY MY LOANS
Water looses heat very quickly in environment full of air that is in room temperature and probably pan is made of some thermally conductive metal that also will lose heat quickly, you never heat up whole water into ~100 degrees since like you state, it would just become steam. Try doing it in vacuum and you might get quicker result.
i'm not affected by propaganda, says person absolutely affected by propaganda
>Societal expectation that you WILL go to college and get a good job
>Basically grades 13-16 but it costs an insanely inflated amount
>No jobs
>Stupid entitled millennials! Just pay it back!
>Other countries have higher education that is basically free
I didn't even learn anything in college. I just got a piece of paper saying I graduated.
The people taking these loans are fresh out of highschool at best, and being pressured to do so by their parents and mentors.
congratulations, you've learned the art of photoshop
you already paid my loans with loan forgiveness 3 years ago
Zoom in
earth flat
Do the one for the water drinking crisis.
Today's no-good teenagers BTFO
It literally did, but okay. Way to prove my point. Keep attacking me instead of the argument and keep blaming everyone else for your shit decisions.
>and being pressured to do so by their parents and mentors
Then they're partly to blame. Pressure still isn't consent of the individual.
i took out $43,000 and paid it back 3 years post grad. maybe dont major in basket weaving
>What do you mean you don't want to go to school for 20,000 dollars a year + Dorm/housing + food + Tip????????????????
>No jobs
The job market is the best it's been in over a decade.
What actually amazes me is that people that still don't know how to just fucking Google it.
18 is definitely old enough to understand the concept of a loan
You bought a $50,000 car?
So literally every single political comic ever created.
did you know, people sometimes make up things on the internet. 'look at this yo-yo who doesnt know what a Rockwell Retro-Encabulator does. what a fucking ideot lmao' etc
LOL JUST PAY IT BACK
I LOVED CONSUMING
I ADORED LOOKING AT PRODUCT WHICH I WISHED TO BUY WITH CURRENCY
its more that the entire thing is retarded. i'm an elementary teacher and my loans are more than my salary. I didnt have a choice but to take out loans to get the job and it really doesnt even pay enough to pay back the loan in a reasonable time.
Because usery is a sin, and interest is designed as debt slavery
they should pay back the loans for sure but at 0% interest rates
i'm excited about new product!!
$30k, but you'll find some excuse to disqualify that anyways.
You take it back!
Are you retarded? Look up the average price of a new car. My student loans were $25k, and my Chevy was $35k
that included housing and food. Tuition was like $12,000 a year. But that said, she went to school for like $900 a semester at a better, more expensive university than mine
the water lover would absolutely not be advocating for that you crummy fuck
HOL UP U SAYIN THIS AINT FREE MONEY??
GIBSMEDAT
>he went to cow college
Lol
Based Stonetoss
Cringe
>$25k
Id like to know how you managed that because even with maximum federal and state grants I still ended up with $40k loans at the cheapest state school
gotta admit guys, my life's dream is to dramatically throw a goblet of brandy into a fireplace
Made me smile but someone post the real version.
>25 K
Fucking liar.
You can't prove me wrong about the Earth being flat until you take me to space so I can fondle her breasts
I did but the hat is making it difficult to tell
I tried multiple times but it's just not the same as playing in person.
>Hey Dave, you know those 5 bucks I loaned you for lunch last week? Are you able to pay that back today?
>HAVE YOU SEEN LUNCH PRICES THERE IS NO LUNCH EITHER AND LUNCH IS ABSOLUTELY EXPECTED BY EVERYONE JUST PAY IT BACK xDDD
>What the fuck?
>but at 0% interest rates
Do you seriously not understand what interest is for? A number of people default on their loans, don’t pay them, etc.. Interest is meant to save companies from people who want free money. They aren’t obligated to loan you money. They need to make sure they make a profit and that is what a business does. Cry more
NASA TOLD ME SHE WAS A 32 DD
except those arent the same, you weasel-wordy hunchback
>Lunch now costs $25,000 per meal
1. Don't go to college
The point I was trying to make is that for whatever fucking reason, older people can't seem to understand how fucking ridiculous tuition costs have become. It's really fucking infuriating when someone says, "lol just do what I did."
We can't do what you fucking did, because when you did it, it cost way fucking less than it does now.
GIBSMEDAT
What were promised as a salary for an elementary school teaching position?
bootlickin'
>I didn't even learn anything in college. I just got a piece of paper saying I graduated.
Sounds like a "you" problem.
The dog was the best piece and my main.
2. Go homeless.
I'm convinced that nostalgia and sentimentality are a negative thing
If you dont pay your loan they generally go to the courts get a warrent and your assests are siezed
but usury is a sin and interest is slavery
hmm kerosene
In an alternate universe comic writers are self aware
>Hey man, remember when I bought you that burger 70 years ago for a nickel?
>Yeah.
>Okay, well now you owe me 10 dollars for it.
>Not honoring agreements you willfully entered
Based woman/nigger
>OH MY GOD HE'S ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING HE'S UNFAMILIAR WITH
>HE'S TRYING TO LEARN INSTEAD OF REMAINING WILLFULLY IGNORANT
yeah faggot, pay it back, its a loan you took out. all loans work like this.
>my Chevy was $35k
no one made you buy a truck homo
sorry did you go into teaching elementary for the money? i know a lot of selfless teachers who deserve to be paid more, but you played yourself
>I HAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE FOR A DEGREE AND HAVE TO PAY A TON
>Okay just go to a cheaper one
>LOL WHO WANTS TO GO TO A CHEAP POORFAG COLLEGE I BET THERE WON'T BE EXPENSIVE FRAT PARTIES
lmao cow-college-goer's getting cranky
Bizarro really went to shit
It's fun. Seriously, just take a photo 101 class at your local community college and fuck around with analog film.
Great argument my dude
>usury is a sin
Everything is a sin
>interest is slavery
Explain
The markets good for crap jobs with deflated wages that haven't kept up with inflation and gig economy jobs that are pure wage slavery.
>ill loan you 10g's but if you dont pay it back in four years im going to charge 5% interest on it until its paid back
>but im a stupid faggot who's going to make an analogy on Yea Forums that doesn't apply to that at all
>too bad, pick up more shifts at Starbucks with your lib-art degree
But your strawman is okay, got it.
>People who actually, ACTUALLY, fold the top right hand corner of their pages.
I am disgusted beyond belief.
People don't go to expensive universities for those reasons you dumb fuck.
>not honouring agreements with god
usury is a sin
>parents complaining about their children
literally kill yourselves you fucking waste of oxygen
there's no lowlier trash than this
I would pump and dump those milkies then call child protective services
our teachers used to say "you don't need to know everything, you just need to know where to look it up"
but nah I guess another generation of bored students memorizing historic dates that they'll forget immediately after the exam is better
>Just pay back the loan that you had to take out in order to get a job that isn't hell on your body, which are designed to trick you in your youth and then force you to pay them back forever, and even then I'm not retiring for another 30 years so good luck getting any promotions or raises until then
It's genuinely amazing to me how the world will be an undeniably better place when all the Baby Boomers are dead. There has not been and never will be a worse generation in human history.
Sad!
>actually believing this
College is to scam useful idiots like you.
they service boomers though, so they are Good
>food delivery
>smile and nod in front of a rack of HDMI cables
etc
yeah they usually go to expensive universities because they're fucking retards who think the place you got your degree matters to anyone
>Folding the pages of your books
These types aught be put to the sword
>dogears
Eat lead you fucks. Typical boomer mindset, permanently damage something for instant convenience
Based christcuck woman/nigger
You're the one crying about your debt. I'm debt free cause I'm not a chump.
What's even more hilarious is that boomers unironically grew up in the best time possible and instead of investing into the future of America, they doubled down on being a bunch of faggots.
>the place you got your degree matters to anyone
it does to the ruling classes and gatekeeps high-earning jobs from uppity types, which is the whole point of college
>He didn't go to college in subsidized MA
collegecalc.org
>Dog Ears
>Take it to the beach
Thats a great way to ruin your book
imagine being this attached to material goods, which parent abandoned you at a young age?
What the fuck?
What 17 year old can fully comprehend that?
Yeah they go there to get shitty worthless liberal arts degrees and no training instead while partying, my bad.
Jokes on that, I still play board games, also I see an ifunny watermark
Kindle can do dogears
also, before the e-reader was invented I have never EVER heard someone say how good they think books smell
Ugojesse is based
>that you had to take out
Based kike slave
do boomers even fucking read books? of the dozen or so +50 year old people i know, not a single one of them do shit but watch tv and look at bogus news articles on their phones all day
It absolutely does, on top of the connections and possible nepotism you'll get off it.
If you don't have someone to plug you into a company you bet your fucking ass they'll bother to check where you got your degree.
do you have an arm in a cow rn
>no one made you buy a truck homo
It's an electric car.
It's literally a complex to avoid responsibility for making shitty kids.
>have an absolute fuck ton variety of ways to not destroy/permanently damage something.
>Don't use them.
Are you a boomer?
>"wife bad"
broken clock
Is that why Mario Party destroys friendships so consistently?
>dog ears
Yea Forums'S GONNA FREAK
I don't know why this one always cracks me up
>do boomers even fucking read books?
no, they're mad *other people* arent reading books like they oughta. see also: cursive
theres more places to work than the top 5 most populated downtown areas. your view of the world is extremely small. a basic degree can get you employed in any burb and you'll not only be less stressed, but your commute is easy and your takehome is greater, theres also no homeless man accosting you for change.
seriously, stop arguing with me.
I hated dogearing books, even when I was still in elementary school and teachers asked me to. It just felt like I was ruining the book
Learn a trade retard
Most children are taught that when they borrow something, they have to give it back.
>Libraries exist for the sole purpose of telling you why libraries exist.
How meta.
>having fun isnt hard...
>Thousands of books and movies
How big is that library?
nice man, bit of a gamble but hopefully you get your money back on fuel savings, maybe itll even out in the end.
>arguing about preserving a fucking book
stop
Making a profit off loans isn't a sin. Setting interest rates to the point of unreasonable ability to pay the loan back withlut accruing more debt is. The one taking the loan isn't free from responsibility either.
>theres also no homeless man accosting you for change.
american classism: go to college or you'll end up flipping burgers OH you went to college?? mister fancyman?? too good to flip burgers huh??
>"and yet the artist drew you in a library to ask me that question"
HOLY SHIT HOW WILL ZOOMERS RECOVER?
>miss idler
This fucking whore is responsible for ruining TF2
>make deal; honor deal is too hard for 17 year olds
Is this how it is in America?
>it was the kids that caused Sears to fail
No, it was the fucking idiot running the company. Each of the departments had to compete with each other for ad space.
I have a 35k loan I should be able to pay off in a year, it just sucks you gotta keep living poverty tier a while after uni. But I'd rather pay it off asap instead of paying extra (((interest)))
Nobody cared about Wheelbarrow and Boot but Thimble was cool
Even a school library can have thousands of books.
What did he mean by this? Are you asking if I'm artificially inseminating a cow at this current moment? Are you okay?
I was expecting a joke about minority quotas.
Why are they so far away from everyone else?
the banks are evil
Well its debt slavery
its designed to keep you paying your slave master money for all enternity, the banks actually prefer you to be saddled with debt (up to a maximum point that they have done calculations to find where the optimum amount of debt a person can have without being unable to make repayments)
aswell things that require a loan to buy aka housing and university have their prices artifically increased by the ease at wich a large sum can be aqquired
If you couldnt get a 100k loan for a house then houses would be much cheaper than 100k
then theres also inflation created via banks printing more money, this is done on purpose in order to devalue your dollar and disincentivise saving making you a wage slave
if 1 hour of work gets you 2 loafs of bread this year and you get paid $10 an hour the bread being $5 each (yeah expensive bread but dont mind that)
and then next year 1 hour of work also gets you 2 loafs of bread but you earn $20 an hour and bread costs $10 each then any money you saved from the previous year has had its buying power split in half.
the game was rigged in the first place, so slapping someone with The Rules and crying crocodile tears about Honor is foolish
Why is she barefoot in class
Last decade:
Children brag about test scores in school
>This decade
Children can afford phones but not phone chargers despite one of them being employed.
Did America loosen child labour laws, or?
That brown girl is cute
It's not about saving the book, it's about the horrible attitude which lets someone carelessly damage things so long as they personally benefit from it. The next person who gets the book/economy/ecosystem will have to deal with the fact that it could've been in great condition but millions of selfish, ignorant scabs fucked up every page
There's better wifi back there.
yeah haha
>What do you mean kids want to have actual entertainment instead of kicking a ball like I did for fun?
Without fail people will be as much of an asshole as they can get away with.
And spend just as much money on trade school as college?
Stonetoss can be funny if he tried more often
She knows that footjobs with shoes on aren't as pleasurable.
>effort
Why isn't she wearing shoes?
>the gane was rigged
>when all the rules were laid out before you and your written consent was expressly required
How hard is it just to admit your fault and accept responsibility? The only crocodile tears are from you because the law isn't on your side when you want to be a victim.
That's just copying and adding shitty panels to it
water (kerosene)
PSA: the government reimburses you up to $2,500 per year on any student loan interest paid when you file your takes each year. Remember to fill out the form while filing.
Not him, that’s what college is for everybody.
We just want the stupid fucking sheet that lets us get jobs that pay livable wages.
>imagine they're emojis
problem solved
if he wasn't funny here and there then he wouldn't have caused such a stir
which is stronger: a seventeen-year-old who legally cannot purchase and consume alcohol, or a billion-dollar industry.
it was a twin peaks reference duh
>1. Don't go to college
Big American thinking right here
Why did she go to the library to ask that question couldn't you searched it online? Also libraries are the only thing that Amazon doesn't control
literally true
i like this one :)
Nobody forces the teenager to take out a ridiculous loan.
This, at least they are showing an interest instead of rejecting it like boomers do to modern tech
>Half naked
>Crawling in mud
>Having to shield themselves with leaves
>Playing in disease infested, dirty waters
Fucking barbarians.
No. And it's only about one or two years.
Dobson has to have had the most bizarre past of any inflation artist.
But you did figure out by yourself what they were for, right? Your not a gigantic retard, right?
I'm not a carfag, but I do know where the oil goes and how to check it.
why is the black and the chink in a cage
>their face
shut the fuck up underageb&, playing some footie with your bros was top tier entertainment
No doubt.
I mean, think about it. Boomers have been of voting age for, what, 50 years? Which means they've had 50 years to solve:
>Climate change
>Medical costs
>College costs
>Military budget mismanagement
>Infrastructure
>Drug trade and drug abuse
>Homelessness
But instead they all went nuts and decided that they would take a 2% tax cut if it meant that billionaires and corporations could get a 70+% tax cut and horde all of their money, drastically crippling every aspect of social welfare that they benefited from.
And now everyone is turning to dudes like Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump, who wouldn't even have any political power if they had fucking solved these issues in the last half century, instead of going:
>"That won't do everything and will cost me $40 annually, so lets just do nothing!"
do lard asses really think those fucking hats make them look cool
I just use Tabletop Sim for most things and Lackey for MTG.
That was before MTG arena, though.
Why do coffee shops exist? I can go to the grocery store and buy coffee and have coffee at home.
why do his eyes water
I don't get it
I want to met that Redbox chad
well, no, nobody literally puts a gun to someone's head. thats wilfully ignoring the GO TO COLLEGE TO GET GOOD JOB / NOT FLIP BURGERS narrative, though.
nobody 'forces' me to drive a car, but if i dont drive i cant go to work (and no, clever man, i cant live next door to where i work. because i maintain offshore wind turbines for a living.)
lmao
The banks are practising usury
So either dont go to college or get kiked
>children playing in brown, polluted, disease and parasite filled water
Wow!
Mostly garbage genre-fiction, but I was yard saling in a rich neighborhood and one old man who lived in an amazing house had several books on making money
>All the water in the world
No wonder why they're having so much fun
>be aftican child
>hot as shit
>not a whole lot of clean water
>food is hard as shit to find
>humanitarian aid stops comong because a bunch of americans saw some asians smile before being mauled by a tiger
>dog ears
>beach
stupid sexy tribal boys
>take out the loan and get the paper
Or
>do manual labor
Or
>be homeless
Option 2 is the best choice between the three because those jobs pay so damn well nowadays but boomers have drilled it into kids heads that it’s either fancy diploma or nothing
>I was banned from the busses back in kindergarden
>Holocaust class
literally every single one of those is solved in Europe
the problem isn't a specific generation, it's all Americans
>Boomer
Dude I was born in '89 and I loved that shit.
This is why that comic exists lol
Parents told me they'd kick me out if I didn't go to a State College
Our generation is going to bring the nanotechnology revolution and get us closer either to eternal happy youth or extinction. It's beyond retarded to think any human generation is pointless or more useful than others, they all are part of a chain.
relax sperg. i can appreciate the things i own, but im going to use the things i own and keep them in the best condition i can. but im not going to fudge my huggies if my favorite book gets scuffed
So this is what Jew bootlickers look like.
>Can't legally have sex, die for your country, buy alcohol, vote, etc...
>But you can take out a predatory loan
Don't even make the car comparison because even with 5k down I had to fight to get someone to give me a loan. Student loans require nothing because you can't default on them, so the Jews OWN YOU FOR LIFE.
Ah yes, the way parents should raise their kids.
of course they are
Or
>Start a business/service/commission
At least once the car is paid off, it’s worth something.
>wait it’s a Chevy
>no impending adulthood full of taxes and made up responsibilities
Where do I fucking sign up, or is it like the social contract and just magically signed at your birth?
Guy should be bent over so low he could suck his own dick
YOU are the kike since you're the one so strongly indoctrinated by the "MUST ATTEND EXPENSIVE COLLEGE" narrative
wtf i love the military now
as a footfag I appreciate bare foot activism
>5k down I had to fight to get someone to give me a loan
tell me how you fucked your credit history that hard.
i got a car loan with 0 down and 4% apr on a brand new car.
Damn I didn’t know the wikihow artist got his comic career going
>Climate change is solved in europe
tell that to my sweat glands
please help
I meant American baby boomers, really.
European baby boomers are still dumb, but they benefit by actually looking at what their neighbors are doing and then doing the same. And not being solely run by huge corporations.
100% accurate picture because the youth only want absolute shit music.
And how the fuck isn't an actual real interaction with the world and its people not real entertainment? I am almost 30 and I am so tired of seeing people glued to the phone every time there is no work for 5 seconds. They all contribute to making the moment less interesting and then it is like a chain reaction where everyone just gives up and picks up their phones until they HAVE TO work.
i appreciate the sentiment, but ... why the collage
He makes a lot of money now
Most boomers are only capable of basic car maintenance, if that.
Just like how most people today can operate computers but wouldnt even know how to replace a part.
Why do you think college is expensive user?
Its because of how easy it is to get a student loan
same with housing and mortgages, if these loans didnt exist or were much harder to get then the prices would be much lower
To show just how many of these "are milienials killing ___" articles boomers make.
It was around 700 at time of buying my car. Not great but not shit. Also banks are giving out less loans now that federal interest rate is up, but colleges literally couldn't care less.
My parents threatened to throw me out of the house if I didn't go to college. Sure you could argue I could have just lived on my own. But that's hard even as an adult and I was scared to death of it as a kid. Don't act like you're better because you have "honor"
Pretty sure it was someone’s class project
a refugee, an el goblino and a dildo.
The funny thing is Monopoly has always sucked and board games have become super popular in the 2010's
>go up to a boomer
>start reading manga
How pissed off would they be?
I don't. I don't want a footjob from a nasty, dirty, calloused foot.
Thats not an interpretation, just a blatant fact.
>I have questions
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY RETARDED?! DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING IN SCHOOL?! FUCK ME THIS IS THE WORST GENERATION!
>powerhouse_of_the_cell.jpg
>I don't know what's going on here b-
>THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE CLUELESS
>no, I'm new, I want to learn
>OH YOU JUST HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING FAGGOT! THIS GENERATION IS SO FUCKING CHILDISH AND RUDE!
Pretty much. They filled the stores with incredibly stupid people and/or criminals that would drive the stores to fail.
Not him and I do know how to replace computer parts and have done it before but damn I really dont want to, especially when you require a new motherboard thats the worst
>tfw Yea Forums has more to say about this image then Yea Forums
Really makes you think
calloused ill agree with thats awful but dirty, I definetly want a girls dirty feet on my cock
That requires the paper, which requires debt on top of loans required to purchase the land, materials for the storefront, hire employees and etc
That’s why all businesses are started by people with money, if someone tells you they started something out of their basement they’re a lying billionaire’s son or just a straight up liar
Only if you lack self awareness
Libraries are actually nice, because you aren't expected to buy anything to stay there.
Why did she have kerosene, is she building a model plane?
Yeah but like, actual dirt? Not like just sweat and such?
I really hate how any sort of welfare is "literal communism" to boomers.
my father loves reading even more than me and he always brought books to read at the beach on vacations
what's the problem? it's not like he's letting sand get on it
But they’ll gladly accept their “rightful dues” that they receive in the mail, which is just welfare that they refuse to believe is welfare.
depends if its just dust and stuff then yeah
if its actual mud then no
sweat is kino tho
Just dont go to expensive ass schools if you dont get grants and shit. Worked a minimum wage job and I payed my own tuition because fuck loans. Took a shitty degree, but it doesnt matter if I dont owe shit for it.
>but we had to look it up in already outdated books when I was a kid, so it's not fair that you can get way more information than we will ever know witch just a click
>what do you mean we should update the school-system? We've been doing the same thing for a hundred years, and a hundred years before that no one really gave a shit, so why should we update to a more modern and useful way of educating?
based and crummypilled
It's because Yea Forums is just a circlejerk of millennials who think that they're unique for reading books.
I PAID INTO IT!!!!, like there's a big vault somewhere with your name on it and like a few neatly-stacked bills in there or something
is that some tribal ass eating in the top right panel?
>what do you mean we should update gender education? We've been doing the same thing for a hundred years, and a hundred years before that no one really gave a shit, so why should we update to a more truthful and scientific way of explaining gender?
this, but unironically
BASED
W H A T
Yeah and I looked like that when playing a game without having to be poor and get a professional photographer to set up scenarios for pictures. I also looked like that when I played outside despite having video games at my disposal, again without having to be starving. It's almost like kids can fucking play outside AND use technology.
Read wherever you want.
I would never bring my books to the beach because a. the beach is for swimming, b. i don't want to be there for more than the time it takes to swim and dry off.
If I'm on vacation though, I might bring my books, but that means a pool and shade, not beach and cancer.
I disagree, it would fuck up women's soles from walking on rough surfaces
>What happened to that store that sold me my washingmachine? I use to love looking at literal advertisements all day.
>my ignorant child tells me it's his fault despite the fact I'm in charge of teaching him
Wait, you guys are un-ironically still entertained by ironic "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" jokes? Its the same joke every time.
eh, everyone complimented text book smells when I was a kid.
But yeah, getting an e-reader when they were still a new tech was tiring.
>muh smell, muh feel, muh weight
Reminds me of VR
>hurp it's not SAO Matrix Neuralink. I'm so smart.
You fell for the bait
Lmao, shut the fuck up, dude. You're on the internet right now posting on a fucking taiwanese friendship bracelet factory. You're probably posting from your phone too. Dumb nigger.
>It's hot so global warming is LIDDERALLY about to destroy the planet!
I know you're joking, but you sound like my work colleges. The fact that they don't even notice that they're making the exact argument word for word that they laugh at climate change deniers for making. It is absolutely fucking baffling.
>replace timeless symbols of character and work ethic with random meme garbage millennials worship
this is stupid. if you are right-leaning in any way you are automatically not "fitting in"
GUYS AMAZON
BUY FROM AMAZON
ITS AMAZON
God, I hate embedded marketing
>what do you mean we should update gender education?
>oh that thing that a couple of non scientist made up in the sixties or some shit? that's not a science, and not an education, we can skip that
>it's called sex, you're male or female. the day we invent magic we can update the system, but so far we will go by actual facts and not pseudoscience by pedos and faggots
Now do a collage of Yea Forums posts featuring the word "zoomer".
>replies anyway to show everyone how owned he was
heh
aka replies to any post praising a game released past 2005
>Got into college for cheap because Ike taxed millionaires and invested huge chunks of money into education
>Had great infrastructure because Ike taxed millionaires and put all of the money into freeways and interstates
>Had well paying jobs because FDR reinstated heavy pro-union legislature
>Had good medical care because these unions demanded them, and FDR made the many federally funded jobs have good medical care
>Get checks every month to ensure that they don't die
>Proceeded to watch as Reagan cut the budgets for education, infrastructure, medical care, and crippled unions
>The younger generations want these same benefits reinstated
>NO WE CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S COMMUNISM!!!!
Are you aware that about half of the country is right-leaning? Are you aware that Donald Trump is the president?
Other way around, chucklefuck. If you so much as dare lean slightly to the left you're a terrible person and should go back to tumblr/reddit
Shit doesn't even make sense.
The original pieces were in one way or another reflective of early/mid-1900s entrepreneurial goals and foundations.
Iron, Thimble and Wheelbarrow as lower class working tools in two of the more tedious and gueling professions for each sex, dudes breaking their bodies in mines and ladies destroying their hands by mass producing clothing by hand before more automation for sewing really took off.
The fancy car and battleship as marvels of the early 1900s technology and the booming crude oil market near the turn of the century.
The top hat and boot as products typically made by the lower-middle class, with good quality clothing sought by the upper class just to show off.
The scottish terrier being an animal imported from Britain, another upper class piece of a dog breed that became prominent in the 30s because president Roosevelt had one.
Even the modern addition of a cat a few years ago works, they were top class vermin exterminators in the big cities in a time where the rapid expansion of the industrial revolution invited a lot of garbage buildup and rats along with it.
What the fuck do a T-Rex or a penguin have to do with Monopoly? This is Millennial idiocy's lack of understanding of fucking everything.
You can only somewhat bullshit the duck's relevance due to the fucking market craze over rubber ducks in the late 1800s.
Fucking retarded.
The issue here is if you step on something then the store is liable. Good luck complaining to airports about your asthma.
I don't remember Jay looking this good
It's not the same argument, you're actually retarded.
Basically it's like this, global warming raises the global temperature by 1C. This makes summers really hot! But doesn't really effect winter much, as it's still relatively cold.
except frequent heatwaves are a result of global warming, whereas climate change deniers use stuff like "lmao it snowed once"
do you know when the last record heatwave in Europe was? fucking last year
something something silent majority
revealing right-leaning beliefs is social suicide far more often than revealing left-leaning ones
"Zoomer" is currently Yea Forums exclusive.
>everything Was great in Postwar boom!
>It had nothing to do with Cold War spending or the postwar boom!
stonetoss isn't trying to appeal to the public
he's trying to appeal to Yea Forums users
'i can't tell people i literally want to exterminate the kikes, what happened to decorum cant we all just get along, a bloo bloo bloo'
Nearly everywhere in the Northern Hemisphere set new record highs this last week.
why do they read so many newspapers?
Genuinely had a conversation with some old boy at a society function and he was going on about how young men these days don't save money and how none of us have any work ethic. This was the same guy that prior to this conversation was talking about how he retired on a Military pension after national service, bought a house, a holiday home, two cars and has been able to go on holiday each year since and never have to worry about debt or money.
Fair enough that he put his time in, but Military pensions in his day were fucking insane if you did a full term of service, plus he was getting paid overseas allowance, single allowance and overtime.
your whole post is comprised of straw. whatever.
This is what right wing politics and economics have achieved. I believe by tying politics to identity, i.e the socialism with immigration, corporations have been able to swing the Bible belt to favor center right and right wing politics.
>lean slightly to the left
What is an example of this?
>should go back to tumblr/reddit
Considering those are the "ban everything not left" hugboxes, yes.
Because they're too self-absorbed to listen to the town crier.
maybe you're just an asshole, and people dont like you because you're an asshole. not through some grand conspiracy or whatever
>I love big baps
Fuck I lost my shit! Laughed so hard at that
Jhall does it again
Tbh I agree.
Too bad boomers made this not a possibility.
Also as someone who works with hill tribes for a living, they all have iPhones so shut up
the car isn't even just a "fancy car" it's a midget racing car. at the time, racing Midgets would have been extremely dangerous and lucrative (and shit-loads of fun). a modern Monopoly game would have a 410 sprint car or street stock oval racer as an analogue.
i don't get it
Why do leftists have such a problem with projection? It's unreal.
people can make statements based on observations. they don't always have to stem from personal experience, armchair psychologist retard
>bottom right.
Nah, that one is on point.
Imagine being this assblasted about pieces in a board game.
Even Onion is out of touch with this one; they don't realize how many roasties pretend they were raised on 60s/70s music while wearing Beatles and Stones merch
my observation of you is: you are an asshole
>The left believe that the establishment would never lie about climate change and its 100% real
>the right believe its a hoax to increase taxes
Truth: its real but also exaggerated in order to increase taxes by a much higher amount than would actually be needed to solve the problem, alternatively you could reduce spending to find this money but they want to increase your taxes so they wont ever do that
>my head's still deflating
tHe tRuTh iS iN tHe MiDdLe
filtered
Depends on the time period
Fluctuates every so often
pendulum swings
That's because the majority of right wing beliefs are shitty.
>tfw actually rasied on beatles and stones and the doors etc
>uncontrollably cringe every time i hear a shit cover of here comes the sun
>nobody my age understands why i find it infuriating
>im fucking 30
existence is suffering
A building that big is bound to have a load of cleaning chemicals that are combustible. Not to mention all the office supplies and people.
Even so, the whole building falling and not just the top half is suspicious.
He says as he spend 12 hours a day in front a screen eating processed food.
Let’s check back in 30 years and see who has more health problems.
>spend more on military it will solve all our problems
Ahahah americans
they try to "win" the argument by making you appear to the observers as if you have some sort of mental issue
>you're projecting
>you're closeted
>you're insecure
>your ego is fragile
usually one of those
>Military pensions in his day were fucking insane
well to be fair they did have real wars those days instead of bootcamp and sitting around in an empty desert. So he kinda deserves it
>nobody has ever conspired
>but also men are constantly conspireing against women at their weekly patriarcy meetups
somebodys gotta defend Israel and Gods chosen
don't forget "who hurt you"
Joke's on you, I didn't eat shit for nearly two days now.
What happened in the early 2000's that caused such a spike in spending?
what are you even saying
lol
I mean, yes and no. The Cold War did accelerate the spending provided to social projects, but the groundwork was in place since the biggest socialist president America ever had: Teddy.
If this thread wasn't about to die then I'd go full professor mode about it all. But since it is, we started all of those programs during the Cold War and we ended them during the Cold War before the end was in sight. Now that we know that they work, why not go back to them?
forming of the European Union
Yea I used to work at a blockbuster for my first job. However they always told us if someone is physically stealing something and running outside we're not supposed to do anything to stop them obviously. Just walk around the store, hover them and ask them tons of questions like "do you need any help?" if you're suspicious. That being said people's usual method was slicing the cases open with knives rather than taking the whole thing. We'd lose tons of movies like that
Dilate
i hope this website dies with a sad, empty, fart noise, and soon
An old friend showed up.
In this case yes the truth is in the middle, Im sorry you're too retarded to actually see anything other than a preapproved party message
Pretty sure the faggot misrepresenting people he doesn't even know is the asshole here. Go back.
>global warming is political
Not saying it wasn't earned on his part, but to turn around and essentially damn a generation when the benefits that he had in work are no longer existent is just retarded. I was in the Military, did roughly the same length of time as him.
>Pension is worth a fraction of his
>No singles allowance
>Overseas allowance heavily cut
>PAYD food
>Higher accommodation costs
>No overtime pay
>More insurance costs
>Stagnant wages for years
makes sense. Even local shops cant figure out my fucking audi. Thing is a fucking nightmare
I forgot.
suck my dick you fuck man
Yes.
thats an old one haha
>an agenda to get votes suddenly isn't an agenda
Medal of Honor was released and everyone bought it.
Why do boomers always complain about their kids, does that not just mean they did a really bad job raising them?
If your son doesn't know what a board game is that just means the father and family never played them together. Why do Boomers think they can neglect and ignore their children all their life and then expect them to give them graditude?
My point is the leftists handbook says to try and discredit any evidence of people conspiring if it doesnt fit their narrative by labeling it a tinfoil cospiracy theory, yet they constantly spout their own conspiracy theorys about the patriarchy and russia
Literally made for big sexy tribal moms
Some people did something