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NOOOOOOO HELP ME BROS
WTF TREEHOUSES WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE US NINTENBROSSHHSHH
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Why do Sonyfags enjoy shoving things up their asshole while dabbing?
What games are Snoybois currently playing on their dead system?
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
OH MY GOOOOOOD FUCKING BAAAAASED
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Hey guys, Xbro here. Just wanted to say that I've finally seen the light and joined with Nintendo. We have no need of your shitty unnecessary censorship in our new world, and we gladly welcome your immediate demise.
Get cucked, Sony Nigger. Sincerely, an actual nigger.
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ape escape is in the house tonight
A smash thread died for this
Consolewarfags should be banned for being underage,
Good
OH NO NO NO NO NO
because most of them are trannies.
Remember that time a lone Nintenchad got a sticky instead of the State of Play?
Anyone here played The Order 1886? I got it for five bucks a few days ago, I really enjoyed the story.
My Pros:
>Game looks great
>No, like really great.
>Story is fucking awesome
>Setting is awesome
>Voice acting is superb
>Writing is superb
>Cool guns
>Interesting blackwater mechanic
>Proprietary game engine (I like to play unique game engines, instead of the same Unreal and Havok game after game)
>story leaves room for a sequel
Cons:
>Too short
>No, like way too short
>VERY restricted movement in world
>Handles like a 1969 Volkswagen Beetle
>Gun sound effects aren't punchy enough
>very little actual gameplay, in this video game
>Many mechanics are used once and tossed out or just flat out half-baked
>Has the most worthless filler collectibles of any video game I have ever seen
All in all, if I payed $60 for this in Feb. 2015, I'd be pissed off. Paying 5 dollars in 2019, I really enjoyed my time with it. I would encourage and recommend that others play it.
As a PCtard/Xboner/Switchlet, I admit defeat. Sony won
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Yeah and they say this is not a nintendo controlled board
Shut the fuck up, butters.
>porting memes
aww gee whiz you guys...
?OMG I LOVE SNOY SO MUCH
>the vast majority of /fit/ owns a PS4
>the vast majority of /r9k/ owns a Switch
>the vast majority of Yea Forums owns a PS4
>the vast majority of Yea Forums owns a Switch
really makes you think
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enemies are bulletsponges that spawn infinitely and you die really quick shit made me rage. i got it for $3 but still mad
>Implying this isn't the face of the dude who shat in his son's lunch bag
>snoytards even censoring their own asses now
Only spics and niggers own a PS4.
You have to be talking about that one part in Chapter 3 when you're on the rooftops in White Chapel. there's a part where it feels like a hundred dudes spawn. But they do stop after a while. I don't remember any part where there were literally infinite spawning enemies. And the bullet sponge thing, I think if the guns had better sound effects it wouldn't be as noticeable. I don't know how game developers always get the sound of their guns wrong in 3rd person shooters.
Truth. It’s why the top games played on ps4 is FIFA and GTA5.
Third world shitskins.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
to the switch
It's free on PC so who cares
everyone plays fifa and gta. cope
Just fucked someone elses wife ama
>why yes I do have a PS4, what gave it away?
>sonychads are on average taller, more handsome, more successful and get laid more often
really activates the almonds
Cope with what? You being a nigger? Looool
You just know he has a PS4 game paused while he's pulling her pants down. Quick sex sesh, and then back to gaming. Ah, that's the life bros.
>ninceldos taking pride in being white
>but they voted for hilary
YEAAAAAAH THAT'S THE CREW THAT I'M REPPIN
What’s going to happen to Yea Forums when the PS5 crashes and burns like the PS3 did?
Average Sony(tm) Playstation owner is a chad dudebro who has sex
NINCELS SEETHING, NO ONE WHO PLAYS MAYRO GETS LAID OH NO NO NO NO
>yes, we're very excited for Death Stranding, preorder and everything
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>90 million trannies
Damn
Wow 51 posts. Not bad
i look down on people who play fifa
Sony nigger damage control
Every time
Sony has the best memes desu
>r9k crab looking down on normies
LOL
NOOOOOO BROS HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS
>despite spending 18 hours a day on Yea Forums and /r9k/, ninceldos cannot meme
i dont see the problem normies are cancer
>haha i just you'd everyone look how seething you are
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Just lift bro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAZAHAZAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do sony niggers always samefag? Absolute cope
>manu owns a switch
really makes you think
Let me know when ps4 gets asphalt
Console exclusive since mobile sucks for gaming
>r9k living vicariously through handsome guys
ninceldos are literal living stereotypes LOL
NOOOOOOO MY VIDEO GAMES
DON'T TURN THEM INTO MOVIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>john paul owns a switch
really makes you think
these scare the ninceldo
Everyone knows face is first, before body. But you can have a weird face and a fat disgusting body, or you could have a weird face and a toned muscular thin body. Which one would you choose? Also, that dude on the left, that's the guy who will go to the bar this weekend, drink to blacking out, and find the weakest looking guy in the bar to pick a fight with. Always the insecure ones who wanna fight. Stay away.
>john owns a switch
really makes you think
True, it scares me snoyfags shove these up their ass every day while their wifes get fucked by niggers.
It's just fucking weird how snoyfags work.
They scare me too, anyone who buys a non-olympic bar is a fucking fat ride who doesn't lift.
>r9k humor
yikes
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.
>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.
Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.
You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.
STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.
Considering white bois are the most cucked of all races this doesn't help your case tbqh.
Literally who are these people, and literally why do you know them and have their twitter screencaps saved on your hard drive. What's wrong with you. You seem like a dork.
>snoybros
>playing games
(lol
>snoy fag can' even blankpost
>deflection
Yikes!
You should be proud of how much the average snoyfag shoves up their ass everyday.
Nobody else does that stuff.