The monkey paw has curled

Look at that FAT fucking hand

>blizzard
>avctivision
>bethesda
>nintend too
wait wait i dont get it anymore im out of the loop. Is blizz just a company slut now?

oh my FUCKING GOD YOURE FAT AS FUCK THAT HAND IS HUGE

PARKED BUS

Todd Howard 2011? More like Todd's height is 2'11''!

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That's more like a gorilla paw

Stfu Michelin

Based Todd adding DRM to a 26yo game.

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I'm lovin' it.

>local multiplayer only
>btw login to our network

>those hands
Could it be?

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>trollhand

>tfw you got jewed hard
WHY THE FUCK DOES A 25 YEAR OLD GAME NEED INTERNET CONNECTION. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

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CALORIE THIEVING

>DRM for fucking OG DOOM
This is a new low for videogames

BNet in this case refers to Bethesda's online thing, not Battle.net

I dunno, I guess Bethesda thought people might pirate Doom somehow for some reason.

I was about to buy it, fuck that. Thanks for letting me know.

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>26 year old game turns always online
the absolute state of modern gaming

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How are you even HOLDING your switch one handed from one of the joycons? Do you want it to break or something?

Your paw's so fat I don't think you could curl it if you tried

Are you retarded? Doom IS the most pirated game in history everyone and specially your mother plays knows the bfg of doom guy

This.
Thank god for OP letting us know

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Is Doom 3 on Switch even the BFG Edition with the flashlight or is this as vanilla as it can get?

>check the store page
>nothing mentioning needing online at all in the description
>scroll down and notice one single line stating you need a bethesda net account to play
>still no mention of online even if its implied by that line
That's practically false advertising at that point.

thanks for warning me fatty

>OP's fat ass hand
lose some weight you
SALAD DODGIN'
CALORIE THIEVING
LARD GARGLING

games with this aesthetic?

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BFG Edition but no multiplayer or Doom I and II as extras for obvious reasons.

Based and Mungpilled

>no multiplayer or Doom I and II
Eh that's fine. Doom Classic is meant to be played in a PC anyways.
Does 3 have gyro controls?

The state of western vidya lmfao

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MOMMY

Is this a fucking joke? Why can't Todd do anything right.

GO TO SUBWAY AND GET EVERYTHING ON IT

>always online
>for a FUCKING 25 year old game
I got jewed out of $5. Worst part is that it doesn’t even come with plutonia experiment

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No, unless they patch it later.

>Game from 1993
>Switch can only run it at 35fps

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So you outright cannot play the game without an internet connection?

That's the original framerate cap, guessing this is just a low effort port.

Dont know if you always need to be online but a BNet account is a must

You have to connect to a bethesda.net account when you first start it & then you can play it offline

All the development time went into implementing the DRM.

Has he returned?

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>the music and sound effects are slower
ahahahahahaha

>have this convoluted antipiracy measure when pirates can already play any doom engine game via homebrew
And by the looks of they can play the better version

You only need an internet connection the first time you play it

same as on the PS3 and 360 ports.........

yes, not even the MIGHTY xbox 360 could run the game at PC speeds from 1993, faggots!

Oof.

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what am i looking at?

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You should play Classic in a PC anyway.

They're Unity remakes

I think most hookers would be fine with paying taxes if they don't get arrested for doing their job.

>that hand
It can't be... la creatura...

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Fuck don't hold a Switch a like. The rails creak and bend like hell.

What kind of fatass has a poster for fried chicken on his wall?

Fat

I keep getting error logging into Bnet. What's the deal?

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>Doom 2 doesn't even include NRFL levels.
For fuck sake

You shouldn't "need" an internet connection at all.

Why the fuck can't Bethesda do anything right, goddamnit

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The same kind that likes Fury Road.

Isn’t that what Doom always ran at

>Bethesda puts online DRM into 30 year old games
>b-b-but its only once per new save file!
>w-whats the big deal they're only 5 dollars!
>this same system is in the shitty new wolfenstein and will probably be bethesda's strategy going forward, giving all of their games an expiration date
The modern gaming industry is so fucking trash. I'm almost ready to just be done with it and stick with old stuff forever.

So this means Eternal will almost certainly need their launcher, even if you get it in Steam, right?

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For the 4-5 of you who have an Xbone, they removed DOOM 1 & 2 from the backwards compatibility program
360 and PS3 versions are gone now too

This is kinda retarded

Who’s that semen demon?

Probably. Same with every major Bethesda title going forward.

Rage 2 doesn’t need a launcher but it asks you to link a Bethesda account every 20 seconds until you do

Lose some weight you revolting obese cunt.

but i own them?
and i thought those versions were gone for a while. doesn't matter though, im sure they are doing it because the licenses ran out on those systems.

You need a Besthesda account for all their releases now

they did it so you can't access a non drm version on consoles you massive cuck. nothing you're talking about even makes sense.

Just pirate it retards.

>but i own them?
lol, you don't own shit. Don't delete them.

...KIRBY

N-no

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>and i thought those versions were gone for a while
Now you can't redownload them because the new DRM version has replaced them all

GREAT GOOGELYMOOGELY

>KyoAni fire
>sad panda going extinct
>tf2 market crashing
>doom 1 and 2 having online drm
What else? WHAT ELSE?

I want her to sit on my everything

Not if you're not a brainlet cuck and pirate like a true Chad.

Rutger Hauer died.

>tf2 market crashing
I quit TF2 when it went F2P. What happened?

Well, looks like I'll stick to my floppies

F

all the unusuals are worth pretty much nothing

>implying the tf2 market crashing is a bad thing

I don't think you worded that right.

valve fucked up and gave unusuals a 100% drop chance, everyone scrambled to buy crates and now unusuals are worthless.

really?

bullshit, i fucking bought it, i should be able to DL it off my list.

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

ACCELERATE

>doom 1 and 2 having online drm
Only for consoles. Pc is safe.
right Bethesda... ?

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hahahaha!

i haven't played TF2 in years, but man oh man, those fucking people playing the TF2 stockmarket game must be in fucking TEARS

who is top tier TF2 youtube fuck that i can laugh at?

>shitpost image
>no source
>everyone falls for it
big laughs

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they took down the PS3/360 ports of DOOM, Steam version is next

Can't wait for this to get patched into all Doom versions still on sale.

>fury road poster
Oh so that's Shrek from back then.

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twitter.com/infernal_monkey/status/1154792992479203329
wut

>90% of the game size is DRM and telemetry

At least he used the right skin paint this time.

>thinking he owns any of his games in this day and age
Actually read the EULA next time. You don't own shit.

So this is why it was a silent release. They didn't want to have to talk about this.

Post "I was only pretending to be retarded" already

The EULA doesn't mean shit either.

Thank you and sorry, but I had to provoke you into giving me the source otherwise if I just asked I would just be ignored. Thank you user-kun

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>Steam
If its just that, its okay. I don't have the Steam version.

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Just refund it.

>Release the same game 25 years later
>Manage to make it worse
Sasuga

muh $300 port machine

now we know why doom 64 isn't re-released, because Nintendo owns half the rights and jewthesda won' by them back or not use their shitty DRM for the release.

I literally bought it for ports, though. One of them being cucked doesn't make my enjoyment of Dragons Dogma in bed any less real.

>M-MUH COMFY PORTABLE DOOM
Fucking Switchfags, play it on PC.

Just to clarify--YOU CAN PLAY DOOM 1 & 2 OFFLINE.

You DO have to create a Bethesda account, and have internet access to do this the first time. This is OBJECTIVELY bullshit.

However, once you've created an account and logged in, as long as you stay logged in you can play offline and you won't have to log in every time you play.

It's stupid, but an Internet connection isn't required to play the games AFTER you've created a Bethesda account and logged in with it.

Also, NONE of this applies to Doom 3. You can just straight up play the game after downloading it.

>steam version
Isn't the game pretty much free? I remember there was always a doom thread on /vr/. What nonsense do you faggots talk?

>you need to create an online account and have an internet connection to play the original Doom now
It's amazing how I'm constantly being disappointed in ways I never thought possible.

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>You have to create a Bethesda account for Doom 1 and 2
>But not Doom 3
wtf is Bethesda doing.

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Why even botter at this point?

>as long as you stay logged in you can play offline
lmao , this doesn't make any sense
Besides, this is going against the original spirit of shareware DooM

You can still buy it if you really feel like giving Bethesda money (not the original developers of course).
But yeah, otherwise just pirate it. The /vr/ thread you mentioned has download links in the OP.

>Also, NONE of this applies to Doom 3. You can just straight up play the game after downloading it.

not quite, read the fine print on the eshop page:
>"Bethesda.net account required to access certain features and/or content. "

>Bethesda
You all should know better by now

Even if you dont need to be always online, the fact you have to bend the knee for Bethesda is enough reason to stay away from these ports forever

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>the one game where pirates have no homebrew source port alternative is the one without the extra drm
Makes me think.

And then they wonder why people pirate.
All they do is making it worse for their paying customers, trying to deter piracy.

Hmm... I bet that's multiplayer but I can't confirm.

>play it on PC
Play it on anything, it's fucking doom it has been made to run on calculators for fuck sake

There's no multiplayer on Doom 3

Codex/CPY disband

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tell that to the camwhores who freaked out when their income was reported to the IRS.

Lilo and Stitch is getting a live action remake.
People are pushing a petition to change Halloween to October 26th, which they'll send to Trump.

HI MASTER NELOTH!

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This is what the music sounds like. Fuck you Bethesda.

files.catbox.moe/4lwfew.mp3

The only possible circumstance this would ever be acceptable is if by linking the account, you get the game for free on all other platforms through them

There was.
Xbox port also had coop campaign

At least it's not the PSX soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=atdyHvLhJXo&list=PL8Ze5WK7zCVWudTwLZj_u06RqFcCSrSHC
That's what doom was for me until internet.

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It's sounds terrible

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doesn't this throw a rather large conundrum into the "but can it run doom?" question? I mean it can, buy you can't play it without a f'ing beth account lol

How could you post this and leave out the digging and the caged onion

that OKAY between the skulls is too good.

PS1 DOOM opted for a more spooky vibe which helped it set it apart from the other ports though

I don't have those pictures, I just remembered the ogre who was a fan of fury road. That picture I took out of google.

OH I thought we are talking about the new ports, there's no multiplayer on this new version of 3.

Holy fucking shit.
youtu.be/_T0kYf-EIJw

good bait, no way its real

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Why the 26th?

Literally on top of you

Rabb.it died too

I have Doom (2016) for the switch and it has never done anything like this at any time of playing. Plus that game has motion control and gyroscopic aiming if you want. Clearly, all you nostalgiafags are dumbasses and Doom (2016) is the vastly superior game. Glad I never once listened to you guys. Doom Eternal is gonna be dope as hell.

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They rebuilt the game from scratch in Unity just so John Carmack and John Romero's names wouldn't display on boot. Bethesda are some petty motherfuckers.

BFG edition is an insanely shit port. OG Doom 3 had amazing mod support and MP, why did Shithesda re-release? For VR?

>need online account
>three(3) terms of service agreements
>butchered music
>all to play a 25 year old game
so this is vidya is 2019

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trying too hard

>Unity
wait, what?

make it stop bros

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They want Halloween to be on the last Saturday of the month.

that cover art is sick tho

Why? Is it for religious reasons?

My wedding anniversary would no longer be on Halloween so they'd better fucking not

fake

so what, can it not be played without an internet connection?

on the plus side you'd no longer have to tell people you got married on halloween

It's not though you fucking shill

Jesus christ

imagine being so fat

xbots are saying that bfg edition, which had all three games and is in the bargain bin now, has been pulled from backwards compatibility on xbone.

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DOOM 3 has had an open source Switch port for a while now

Log in the first time, then no need for a connection. Still dumb, but not full shitty.

>wanted DooM 1 and 2 on switch
>they actually do it and add 4 player local co-op
>They also add always online DRM bullshit
YAMERO

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Radda radda? Radda radda radda!

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>DRM only affects PC
LMAO

ITS EVEN WORSE
THEY REMADE THE ORIGINAL GAMES IN FUCKING UNITY
THATS WHY THEY LOOK OFF

imagine being this basedboy
srs bro how do you get back home and pummel your gf?

qz.com/1675694/thousands-sign-petition-for-trump-to-move-the-date-of-halloween/

You know what this is already.
youtube.com/watch?v=g2oyweqZ7WM

>that 2deep4u image
why do you people make these things

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>those load times
>the fucking TOS you have to read in DOOM TEXT

Holy shit this almost looks like a parody mod

give source
No was that's true.

It's true, if you put your BFG disc in now it just says it isn't available.
The worst part is that it was never available digitally on the bone.

I just realized how much of a Jew nose he has.

Bethesda is breaking records stepping so low.
God I hate the western industry.

twitter.com/noteinso/status/1154809291641151488

That's because it's true. You have to buy the 'new' version.

Also the wolfenstein 3D secret levels are censored.
No nazi flags.

this is amazing, i love the digital age.
>buy game
>company releases new version
>disables your old game and forces you to buy the new one if you want to play it again

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They ripped out original devs names for this. What the fuuuuuck. twitter.com/noteinso/status/1154817042614226944?s=19

Well golly gee that's fucking hilarious.

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Hahaha you don't own shit faggot.
We warned you. You didn't listen.

Doom 3 BFG did that years ago

Jesus fucking H. Christ.
This industry has to burn to the fucking ground. This is too much bullshit.

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I'm about to ask, why would you even consider in a slightest to buy Doom 1 or 2 in this day and age. But then again, there's always a cück who bought them on steam sale threads.

nintendoomed

probably so people that work or are in school can enjoy it to the fullest without having school/work the next day. With it being the 31st it can be any day of the week.

>Master Xehanort's actor is dead AGAIN
COME THE FUCK ON REALLY

Why does OP have shanks of ham in place of hands?

switchcels will buy and defend this

No fucking way

>consolefags
FTFY.
That's how it is on all three systems.

>Load times
>In Fucking DOOM

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No thanks. I just use my .wad files which is offline and play it using numerous source ports out there, and play it completely offline.

HOW
HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP SO BADLY
THEYRE DOING THIS INTENTIONALLY

So... Does 3 need a sign in or not? Not seeing a straight answer, and I only see it saying Bethesda net is needed for certain features. Would like to know before downloading since because of... Certain circumstances... I won't be able to connect to the internet.

So the superior way to play doom is to pirate it? so nothing has changed?

I'm a Switchfag and I'm not supporting this shit at all. Thank God I hacked mine and I'm using GzDoom.

because the internet is serious business now

DON'T SAY NIGGER

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FUCKING
HISTORY REWRITING
NIGGERCUNTS
SET THEM ON FIRE

Sounds like fucking SimAnt.

Switch/Xbone/PS4 versions confirmed to be new mobile ports.

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Take not of this.
Every fucking loser who bought a million versions of Skyrim, the BFG port of doom, all those shitty broken Bethesda games.
Take note, you created this aborted abomination of a corporate fuckup.

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I wasn't expecting a definitive port by any means but this is somehow even worse than just playing the DOS original
How do you fuck up this bad

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>Bethesda has already lost the public's faith after FO4 was boring and 76 sucked
>Now this
Fucking hell.
Also, how bad is the unity port aspect

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Bethesda's usual idiocy aside, is this gameplay of some grandma having a stroke, or is this what a typical FPS experience looks like on consoles?

Logging in doesn't work though.

same, they can go fuck themselves, i won't make a single other account than what i already have ever.
the jew thisrt for private info and credentials is going out of control.
Not to mention how can they cuck you out of your purchases with so much ease.

This has to be a comedy. Can anyone confirm this? Does the gameplay change?

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>tfw I never bought a Bethesda game in my life

The amount of disrespect in this industry is staggering. No wonder old school devs end up leaving it. Why the fuck would they stay in an industry that more than happily erases their names and tarnishes their accomplishments?

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They make bank?

Why the fuck does the official date matter? If you can't celebrate on the correct date you can just do it early or late. My family has Christmas in January every couple years when money is tight, the police aren't going to fucking go after you for it.

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The iconic music sounds so weird - how do you fuck up Doom!!

What the fuck is this shit?

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Amazing

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It's a crappy port of DOOM
So....the usual port of DOOM

But they started reprinting it with the xbone brand, there's no way this shit is legal.

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Is Doom Classic on mobile the same as it was before or is it fucked too?

Who is the guy in the picture?

That's what it looked like on PC before mice were a thing too.

>they remade the game just so they could remove the original devs and add DRM
>there's now a high chance Doom wad sites will be taken down since it houses download links to the wads

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WE FOUND OUT YOU SAID NIGGER ON MYSPACE 15 YEARS AGO
BANNED FOR LIFE!

You just provoked this dick into your ass faggot.

Wait, when did this happen? When did Doom get released for Switch?

>there's no way this shit is legal
Fuck you, buy our new Skyrim port.

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Original DOOM didn't have mouse aiming for a while.

Is there any saving this industry? An industry that fucked up motherfucking Doom of all things.

>Forums or chatrooms
They are giving themselves the right to kick you off for doing things outside of the game.
And you fags are still going to buy it.

WHO WOULD I EVEN SAY IT TO
IT'S A FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER GAME
WHAT THE FUCK

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Mouse aiming has existed since the Wolfenstein 3D days.

>vidya industry
>legality
lol
The law is so far behind, it's a whole grey zone and vidya companies do as they please.
As disgusting as it is.

Today

What are you fags bitching about?
You're still going to buy it.
So stop crying and suck Bethesdas cock already.

>people are actually defending it by saying that you only have to log in once
just crash this industry already

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You might say it to the demons. You know, the mortally challenged

DOOM had mouse support since day 1, even the shareware version.

How can they even make that argument? Its launch day. It could ask you to login every month, every week, every day for all we fucking know.

it's for outside of the game.
They own your personal life now. Notice they said message boards and chat rooms along with inside the game.

They are completely unsubtle about trying to leave steam again, will likely made Starfield exclusive to their launcher. I hope it blows up in their face again.

Why would I? I already played it for free on my computer.

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Holy shit, it's like a big joke. Bethesda somehow manage to fuck up beloved franchises more and more with each passing year.

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You're such a fucking drama queen, holy shit.

Please stop swearing in front of the demons, they're sensitive.

Friendly reminder that they could potentially delete your account due to inactivity, meaning you can't play the game

Ignoring the hand
>25 year old game
>That had its source code released
>Added always online DRM
>That requires an account
Why are bethesda retarded, anyone can play DOOM for free on a literal potato and they did this.

They couldn't do a better job if they were trying.
They're intentionally doing this, aren't they?

god fat people are so disgusting

why would they buy dark souls again?
why buy saints row 3?

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>the mortally challenged
END OF LINE

Because they're removing the ability to play it without rebuying it from them.
Also it's a buggy unity remake.

why is there borders?

bethesda so lazy

t. Todd

I have never been so butthurt in my life and I was once arrested for drug dealing.

>despite all this, people on Yea Forums will still BUY Doom Eternal

Reminder to pirate doom eternal

>bethesda can't get a 20 year old game to run at 1080p

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I look forward to every company (that isn't Disney, Disney + will be fine) starting to launch their own streaming services discover most people will pirate the one show they care about per service instead of signing up.

Wheres the source? Theres no way Microsoft would allow that shit considering they're the ones that provided the Xbox 360/Xbox One publishing material and how much its gonna blow back on them.

stop talking about hand s

>required to make an online account for a game from 1993
>300 mb download for a game that was originally on floppy discs
>less than half the content of the original game on GzDoom
>remaking the entire game in unity just so they can remove the names of the original authors
>literally just a sized up mobile port
>music is fucking butchered
I can literally just hack my Switch and get GzDoom for a superior experience. What the fuck is wrong with Bethesda?

Not only that, but some fags will buy it on consoles.

What in the fuck, is this all a part of Todd's master plan? To crash Bethesda with no survivors?

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>What the fuck is wrong with Bethesda?
So they can pretend they made doom. all of it.

tfw bought skyrim 5 times

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HOLY FUCK NIGGER YOU ARE FAT
FATTY FAT FUCK HANDS FAT FUCKER

>it doesn’t even come with plutonia experiment
Jesus christ

yeah but 4 player splitscreen though.

Worth $4 to be honesst

jp.itch.io/wadsmoosh

For people that want to make their own doom complete for free.

Can't you just hack your switch to play doom?

I don't have a reaction picture that properly conveys my anger over this.

>DRM on a 25 year old game

Is Bethesda special needs? Anybody who was going to pirate that did it on PC ages ago

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Yes.

RADAAAAAAS

Shut the fuck up paypig and pay up.
Btw we removed the ability for you to play the old versions. Now pay up.

Various Xbox 360 rereleases are now doing this, only for the ones compatible on XOne though. I don't see anything wrong with it since it works on Xbox One as advertised.

Better than rebuying the same game every time they release a new system, like with Sony.

>No wonder old school devs end up leaving it
They leave because you buy Bethesda's, Rockstar's and Nintendo's shit instead of theirs

If they keep fucking up like this, i don't think they will have even this

They already are, don't you remember them taking credit for doom at e3?

If I was Romero or Carmack, I'd publicly call this shit out.

Stop projecting your retarded buying purchases onto me. Haven't both a game from either of those companies in over 10 years.

Anyone have the full for this?

How long until they remove ultimate doom and Doom 2 from Steam and GOG? Fucking Christ

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They just did from Xbox.
It's coming.

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Without even looking up, I can already envision all those posts on reddit, twitter, reseterafag, defending Bethesda and proudly saying how they are going to buy it. Then they get a bunch of upvotes and likes with people agreeing and then saying that anyone who doesn't buy it is just being stupid.

soon, if you want to buy it do it now

>XOne
go and stay go

look up the op's post number in the pic on an archive site

it's the censored version from bfg edition
they just chopped bfg edition up into pieces to sell for more than it would normally cost

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How in the fuck did they fuck up Doom?

You can port it to a fax machine for crying out loud!

I cannot wait for the day that the government suddenly cracks down on updating all the laws regarding ownership of software. I hope all these companies get fucked beyond saving.

Why would you care?

>360 versions of Doom 1 + 2 are still the best non-PC ports
un fucking real

>adding DRM to a freeware game

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Considering most big corporations are richer than the government, I don't think so. Corporations will always be able to get away with this bullshit in the end.

They just removed them. You can't play them anymore, only this unity remake.

Not gonna happen. Lobbying is strong in IP law and people have been brainwashed for the last couple centuries to accept it.

nice

>BNet
Do they mean Battle.Net? I've been banned there for over a decade, still can't play Diablo 3. If DOOM requires a BNet login then fuck that, won't drive off that bridge again

Those actually got me into Doom back in the day. Crazy that a new generation will never be exposed to Doom like we were.

No fucking way. Doom XBLA is no longer there?

I am at a loss for words. What even is the purpose?

It does.

I get having a giantess fetish but at this point is it just for comedy?

To make money off of zoomers who only know Doom through memes and streamers.

What is this? Now, why would an gamer have such big hands? Wait a second! Huge Hands Hans!

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A LOADING SCREEN
IN ORIGINAL DOOM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU IMBECILES
BURN IT BEFORE IT SPREADS

bethesdanet, yes they are that lazy to think of an original name

>Doom XBLA is gone
I don't fucking believe you, i'm checking right now. If they touched my copy I will lose my goddamn mind

bruh what the fuck no way that Bethesda are that incompetent to "port" doom

The EULA doesn't overrule the law.
We've been over this many times already.

This shit can’t be real! I mean how do you fuck up this bad?

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They removed the ability to redownload it.
Best hope nothing ever happens to those files.

>Considering most big corporations are richer than the government, I don't think so.
Hillary Clinton was richer than Donald Trump, too.

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This. Arrogant bastards expect me to sign up for their faggot account to pay them to play DOOM? What are the chances those virtue signaling useful idiots at reddit make a big enough stink about this to incentivize Bethesda to remove it for PR?

...

Fuck off nigger.

When were they ever competent before.

Actually that would be doom 1 and 2 included as a bonus on the xbox original version of doom 3. They have no audio issues, framerate isn't 60 but it's more stable than other versions and it has no red cross health censoring

Oh, okay. Wait, actually not okay, what's to prevent them from pulling the same stunt BattleNet pulled?

>Romero makes a new wad with buckethead collab for 25th anniversary

>bethesda slices up and resells BFG seperate, built in unity with butchered music and ONLINE DRM requiring a bethesda account for fucking doom

Thank you based Romero

Alright. Blacklisted another shit fucking Publisher from my future purchases.
Bethesda, EA, Activision and Ubisoft can choke on a million cocks.

>What are the chances those virtue signaling useful idiots at reddit make a big enough stink about this to incentivize Bethesda to remove it for PR?
Go look for yourself, they're already defending it.
>It's only once
>Who cares most people have internet now lol
>Your making a big deal out of nothing

I wish I had known all this before buying them, my excitement got the best of me. Do I have any hope for a refund from Nintendo or did they jew the fuck out of me

Nice try, Todd. You're making it sound like he's wrong, when he very clearly and factually isn't. Very clever, but you won't get me.

Welp. I'll save my money then.

>pissed off that money is everything
>even more pissed off when someone proves money isn't everything
cry some more

Oh noes!
An email is required!
It's not like you can enter some spam mail of yours and be done with it.

>actually wanted to get it because flying to mallorca in 2 days
>requires online

fuck this

Nintendo would be breaking the law if they didn't refund you, so I'd give it try. They got in trouble in Belgium I think for not allowing refunds on pre orders.

In America but not in Europe. Most of these companies tend to change their ways worldwide whenever they have to appeal to European or Australian laws. Just look at Steam, no refunds until they got called out by Australia, then made it a worldwide change.

This post is bullying. Your bnet account and access to games has been disabled.

Bethesda's blantly going to make Starfield Bethesda store exclusive and they're trying to force people to make accounts so they buy it instead of pirating it.

It still fucks you over user. It's legitimate.

>It's not like you can enter some spam mail of yours and be done with it.
Verification required so you're right, you can't

But that's the best way to make sure I do pirate it.

Thank god for Japan.

So what is the best versions of Doom 1, 2 and 3 that I can get right now? I have a fossil PC so keep that in mind.

>email is [email protected]

Reminder that if you're on Switch, it's insanely easy to play Doom as originally intended. GzDoom has been ported to Switch and you can find Doom's WAD easily if you have a brain.
Go do that instead.

>BUYING doom in current year
ISHYGDDT

Based retard.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU NEED DRM ON A FUCKING CONSOLE GAME?

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It doesn't for more than the authentication, but the audio is fucked and you could just play another game.

Doom came out in the early 90s user. You can play it on a fucking iPod.

Your email account is offensive. You've been locked out of your games. No refund.

The original 1 and 2 .wads, play them in GzDoom.
Never played Doom 3.

>I have a fossil PC so keep that in mind
Use any source port that's not GZDoom then. Doom 3 should run fine with the original engine.

Gun to your head Yea Forums
Gearbox with Duke Nukem
Bethesda with classic Doom
Who treated it better

Sorry user, all Doom games require at least a GTX 1080 to run.

For 1 and 2, the rule is "if it has electricity running through it, you can play Doom on it"

Doom 1 can be played on literal toasters.

fucking wow

Nu games: Bethesda > Gearbox

Old games: Gearbox > Bethesda

So they added always on online to a years old game, on a mobile gaming system. What the fuck??? The whole reason I'd ever get get a Switch (I'm not) is to play shit on an airplane instead of the same 4 apps on my phone. So people can't play this on a 10 hour flight unless they pay for the shitty plane wifi. God I'm glad I'm not a nintentoddler
>inb4 playing games in public
Sod off. I commute in an expensive suit and tie and don't look like a Nintendo fan. Plus I don't give a flying Frenchman's fuck what strangers think of me.

Did Gearbox ever fuck up a port like this?

I have an answer but at this point I would honestly just rather die. Pull the trigger

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get the wads here look at the guide if you think you'll need it and download a source port

Neither. Fuck them both.
Modern id made D44M, which I liked but I'll never associate Bethesda with the IP just because they own the company.

Duke Nukem World Tour, Bulletstorm Duke and removing the original/Megaton Edition from GOG and Steam

Combat Evolved was a mess.

This seems like a good thread to ask.
Has anyone made a doom port for temple OS yet?

Randy took out the Megaton Edition from stores just to so people would be forced to buy his own version that ran worse and didn't even have the expansions.

one of the best caps ever imo

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That's unholy user

>Killing demons
>Unholy

drop the toy and work out you disguting fat ass

Guess I should finally play try that ps3 compilation of classic doom that I picked up on a sale many years ago.
It does seem to have everything, including Final.

Why the fuck does E1M1 sound slower?

Are we going to ignore that fucking tumor of a palm????

I really lucked out by buying it on a whim one day, not but 5 days later it was removed by Randy

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Imagine paying for Doom 1 and Doom 2 in 2019. Honestly boggles my noggin. The game files are easily found online and can be run in a wide variety of free modern source ports that range from providing a pure vanilla experience to enhancing the engine out the wazoo. There's no moral argument to be made either. None of the original dev team see any money from these sales, and Carmack even said he doesn't give a shit about piracy.

> All these youtubers telling people to buy this

Theyre going to make a profit over this shit.

It is very noticeable, all the music tracks sound cursed because they couldn't be assed to properly implement a midi system

twitter.com/GBASPGamer/status/1154805677828628480?s=19

I can't link to a different board? meant to link the /vr/ doom thread of course....

I have Megaton Edition. What's wrong with the new one?

switch has been hacked
drm now needed to pretend there's some reason to not pirate games

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the XBLA versions of Doom 1 and 2 are gone now too
unreal

Imagine being poor. Where do you live user? Fucking Brazil?

HOW? How the FUCK do you manage to fuck up something as simple as fucking DOOM? It can run on a fucking calculator. You'd have to intentionally be TRYING to fuck up.

>I commute in an expensive suit

No you don't faggot

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I just checked, I can still download the Megaton Edition on my vita

That was utterly painful to watch.. whoever was playing, played liked they'd never played Doom or a FPS before..

Some reactor fag who looks like an actualt rat.

They were the best official ports. Had 4 player co-op, all maps, special extra maps, original sounds and music and online PvP.

Seethe harder nintendo faggot. Enjoy always having to be online to play a 50 year old game. xdddd

You be a soulless corporation that puts the least amount of effort possible into porting a 25 year old game, and have no respect for the classic status of said game. Guarantee this port was outsourced to pajeets.

this is painful to watch

yfw you didn't fall for Bethesda's trappings because you know how much they've fucked up.

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Homie, I took no opposition to anything else you said other than the fact that you needed to "flex" for the internet. We all know you don't commute in suits, there's no need to lie

He also ate a rat.

>the same shit is on the other consoles
>S-swtichlets!!!!!1!!
Why is Nintendo living in your head, so rent free dude

>>/vr/5764979
newfag

go fuck yourself

>make a new engine
>keep the framerate cap

The HP printers one

>THE NEW VERSIONS OF DOOM 1 AND 2 ARE LACKING FUCKING ONLINE
>WHICH THE XBLA VERSIONS HAD
HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE DEFEND THIS COMPANY

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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WAS PLAYING OBSERVER FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

So is this going to be the moment where normies realize that Bethesda is the shittiest company in the games industry right? How those faggots handled Fallout 76 and then them acting like nothing happened at E3 while paying people in the crowd to cheer about it should've been the nail in the fucking coffin

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>That fucking dog

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>releasing this the same day as Fire Emblem and Wolfenstein
>Bethesda account required.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Phil

Wolfenstein is their own game (with its own hilarious problems)

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I'm not "flexing" as you say in nigger speak. I've been here long enough to know that I would got half a million (you)s with pictures of those cretins that sit in the middle of hallways while they whack their chubby pud to Princess Peach. I'm a classy gamer.

Oh please, this industry is so fucked that people will actually defend getting fucked in the ass.

This hurts my soul.
The saddest thing is this guy is probably is right
Just fuck EVERYTHING

Seethe and cope harder nazi

XBLA version didn't have censoring numbnuts. It also had the best framerate and audio. You're thinking of the BFG version

Bethesda is just another EA/Activision/Take Two
Fallout 76 allowed them to drop the "we're one of the good guys" act and just be as shitty as they want

>Code of Conduct
>there isn't even any online

What the fuck is going on. These past days have been nothing but tragedies and shit like these. Is this some sort of joke from a higher being? Why is this happening?

Which is why they released Doom ports so that people bought them before anyone could show off any problems in them.

a seething samefag, how cringe

I'm impressed they actually incorporated all that text and graphics into the game instead of having some overlay pop up.

The XBLA versions had the pills on health packs.

76 isn't as bad as blades
reminder that bethesda threatened to take some vague legal action against the openmw team because someone ported it to android

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Thats a toy hand right?

WHY DID NINTENDO EVEN ALLOW THIS? THEY MADE A BIG FUSS WITH EA WHEN THEY ASKED IF THEY COULD ADD ORIGIN LAUNCHER ON WII U AND NINTENDO DECLINED. NOW THEY'RE ALLOWED LITERAL ONLINE DRM ON A 25 YEAR OLD PORT THAT EVERYONE GOT FOR FREE

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Sure, but that seems sort of silly to me. You're cannibalizing your game's sales

>newfag
Ironic
It's moron

they're not held to any kind of standard

Why is Bethesda so incompetent?

Damn Mario red and neon yellow joycons is a good look. I’m a broke ass college student but my autism makes me want so many joy on colors, I splurged for Mario red a few months ago and they are gorgeous

they had ONLINE too
something the new ports fucking lack, even the Xbone port

>Bethesda is the shittiest company in the games industry right?

That award could be handed to EA every single year and no one would disagree.

go fuck yourself

ironically a homebrew port has been available on Switch for ages now and it's actually better

@471833221
"I'm a poor Nintendo fan that lives off welfare and foodstamps. I'm going to just call this guy bait because I'm poorfag that jerks off to Nintendo and Bethesda products"
Not even giving a (you) to you. Fuck off, will ya?
Also don't ever reply to me again with "homie". Makes me think you're a nigger.

No it didn't I'm literally playing it right fucking now, that was the BFG edition

Yo chill out dawg, why you mad?

i've yet to see anyone outside of here upset about this. Most are just getting excited about the fucking possibility of doomguy in smash

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I owned thr XBLA port. They didn't do the pill shit till the ps3 versions.

You're dead wrong. You haven't even played the OG DOOM you stupid zoomy zoom zoom zoomer.

I'm honestly starting to believe the idea that this is a simulation and somewhere in 2010 it got a virus that's slowly corruption our world.

No fucking way. Bullshit. I cant believe people are this much of a thoughtless attention whore that they would stoop that low.

why do people care about pills on health packs?

The absolute size of that hand

big pharma shills

youtu.be/tAchH3snY2U?t=112
Maybe it's different for Doom 1.

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better than red cross shills. Those fuckers keep calling me.

Yet again Smashfags ruin everything with their unthinking consumer addeled brains, never thinking about anything that OMG NIGGERMAN IN SMASH!!1! I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!@!!!!1!

I swear bro. Look it up.

God how do you even look at that trainwreck of a hud???

rosterfaggotry is a blight

By being sentient before 1999.

Glad i wasn't. The graphics look horrible too.

Oh christ you're right what the fuck, when the fuck did they change this. I swear to god I remember there being medpacks when I played this version like a month ago.

This. They truly are a cancer. Even worse than /pol/fags. They are the jew of this board, they need their own

Fucking retard. Watch your tone next time you reply to someone of my caliber.

How havent you blacklisted beth before

Actually made me somewhat mad, here is a you

hackers already bypassed the sign in

*dabs on bethesda*

i keep on hearing this and i don't get it, it's been working fine for me and my gf

that's how you did it, thanks

Shut up niggerfaggot, I distinctly remember the XBLA version remaining untouched for the longest time, did they fucking update it when I wasn't looking? Honestly fuck Bethesda, at this rate there are no good console ports of Doom.

Is there anyway this port can be redeemed through hacking?
I kind of like the nuDoom-esque Credits and shit, I just hate everything else.
Someone should work on fixing the music, removing the DRM, ADDING THE ORIGINAL CREATORS TO THE CREDITS, and uncensoring it, and maybe that could redeem this port.

This is just awful

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Thanks. I've gotten really good at it lately :^) Enjoy playing orginal DOOM (as long as it's not a switch).

I hate Bethesda so much.

I told you to watch your tone, child.

I actually like the PSX soundtrack

nintards deserve every bit of this

Which Dooms should I buy on Steam then?

none of them, what the fuck

zoomer here, why is this so bad?

>online login for floppy disk game

THIS IS A NEW LOW, HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM THEM

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but it still does not run well

the others run perfectly

No

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Correct answer. Doom is arguably the worst series to ever be made. Boomers praise the overrated shlock that is 1-3 and literal nu-male faggots love the new Dook

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NINTENDO

FUCK
THE
WESTERN
GAME
INDUSTRY

>buying doom from bethesda in 2019

just get the iwads and use a source port

I'm just impressed with level of bullshit Zenimax creates, at this point I don't even care anymore, I wonder what they are going to do next.

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None as the original devs won't get a single penny

You're better off pirating the PWAD files instead

You know all Switch owners have already played Doom on their PCs right?

They're not the Jews. They're the mindless goyim that /pol/ shitposts about.

>switch owners
>playing video games that aren't on nintendo

OH NO NO NO

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monkey paws aren't that fat though

>Like tears... in the rain...

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These people are going to get "Hillary Clinton" special if they're not careful.

well this has only been known for a couple hours so first you need to spread awareness as much as possible.

THEN we'll see if normies flip or not.

>Implying i didn't do that years before.
I just wanted to see how does the switch port looks like. Well, for sure im not buying it.

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why would you pirate this hackjob instead of getting one of many homebrew ports

Hey now, I own a Switch and played every manner of Doom that exists years ago on a PC, like Carmack intended to.

>no 'Dear Mario' at the start
close but no cigar

jesus christ what an absolute disaster, how is it possible to fuck up a port of a 26 year old game so bad?

Peach wouldn't let this happen.

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>You know all Switch owners have already played dark souls on their PCs right?
>You know all Switch owners have already played hollow knight on their PCs right?
>You know all Switch owners have already played saints row 3 on their PCs right?
>You know all Switch owners have already played doom 2016 on their PCs right?
The list goes on

>todd did this...

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>Bethesda will continue to put out shit like this but Yea Forums will be back to worshipping Todd like there's no tomorrow the next E3

>We've been doing nothing but fucking up for the past few years and people are actually starting to give us shit for it
>What can we do?
>Should we release a bunch of beloved games for a nominal fee on Switch, a move that will garner a lot of good will even though we had nothing to do with those games?
>Yeah, but let's completely fuck it up anyway

Zenimax and its sock puppet Bethesda have to be the dumbest companies in the biz.

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store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP1003-NPUB30808_00-DOOMCOMPLETEPACK
Last one left standing, if there's any ps3fag left alive it's now or never, it includes everything 1 2, Master Levels, NRFL and Final.

>say 'nigger' on their forum
>get banned from the game you paid for and own

They are LITERALLY coming to take away our video games.

desu if you still own a PS3 without CFW you fucked up

should i buy the dooms on gog? are they gonna be removed?

At least we had a couple of good decades before gaming turned to cancer. Shame that it's terminal.

But it's not like normies give a flying fuck about pirating shit, and the people that do can easily play a better version on the Switch as we speak. This benefits absolutely no one.

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no it's a completely different platform. Besides, DOOM is probably the most shared game of all time, it should be easy to pirate the wads

Rosterfags don't care because they were never going to buy the games in the first place. They're just happy because this fills some retarded notions and headcanons they deluded themselves into believing.

>remade in Unity
>with DRM
I wonder if they understand how this shit is just going to push people to pirate? People don't want classic remade in a shitty engine. They don't want to log in with an account to play an offline game. And people really don't want to spend money on a game that does the above.
With CFW, the original, non-Unity Doom is probably the first thing you'll get.
Thanks Bethesda for convincing me to pirate your shitty games. All it would have taken from you is not to add DRM where it isn't needed and just port the original damn game. I would have actually bought it were that the case.

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unity port lol

Piracy isn't accessible on consoles.

same reason the DN3D World Tour was made, "OUR VERSION IS BETTER! OLD DEVS BAD"

>fat fucking hands
>KFC picture on the wall

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CFW has let you pirate Switch games for about a year now.

I'm playing Doom at it's best through GzDoom on Switch.
You can bet your ass I'm pirating Doom: Eternal when it comes out on Switch, too.

piracy is easier on the switch than on PC right now desu.
denuvo is a ballache.

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thanks user

If you know how to run CFW on your Switch, you are not the market for this release.

You make a compelling argument

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Nigger, Switch owners aren't poorfags, 90% of them are idorts with either PCs, PS4s or Both.

>1488

You need to look outside of Yea Forums for a moment. I've been involved with Splatoon for a few years, and there are tons of teenagers who only have experience playing Nintendo consoles.

>I've been involved with Splatoon
You've surrounded yourself with literal children and you're surprised that they only have one game console?