Once you enlist, you'll realize that civillian life is completely boring. You lust experiences and adrenaline to the point where they are your only reason for living.
Politics, money, and sex are only a means to the end of controlling the world for the purposes of achieving war, which is where I get my experiences and adrenaline from; otherwise, they're nothing.
You truly belong here, in the battlefield, with me. Nothing else will give you experiences and adrenaline anymore.
Children will love my flawlessly well thought out way of living, and so will you. I take them in as victims of wars, including, most importantly, the ones I start, then I train them to become future soldiers. The cycle repeats.
By the way, I just love being valued, with me being able to help others, who always see me as a useful tool! This is another reason why I remain here, in the battlefield.
- The Leader Who Is More In Charge Than The One That Came Before
I did enlist, but got separated in basic training for not being able to do enough push ups.
John Ross
You're fabulously well. - Spinner Cat
Jacob Carter
Large Leader?
Nolan Sanders
This was almost me. Could barely do 20. Now maxing the test is cake
Benjamin Bailey
What a likeable cunt
Justin Stewart
keep talking this shit after you explode, only then will i enlist
Colton Nguyen
Chosen Commander?
Isaiah Morgan
How did you improve, bro? I started at 10 when I went in, and after I got separated at the three month mark I was only up to 25 despite practicing every day. Then when I got home I kept doing them just to see how long it would take me to get to the 33 that I had needed, but after a FUCKING YEAR I was only up to 30, and had already been stuck around there for like four months, once again, despite practicing every single day.
Gabriel Walker
Obese Oberführer?
Ryan Hernandez
>Chiral Combatant there, i solved the puzzle. MGS V is the prequel for Death Stranding, subscribe to my patreon
>game about a soldier who makes a safe haven for other soldiers >game not only punishes you for killing in gameplay, but killing is frowned upon by the characters too bravo kojimbo
Mason Ortiz
>seen enough eyepatchless Bibo pictures to the point where I think that Bibo with two eyes is more normal than Bibo with one >I can somewhat hallucinate their right eyes under their eyepatches, too Fuck Yea Forums for shattering my mind.
Assuming you actually tried to improve you might just not be cut out for it. You might be underestimating the workload required to improve though, I used to struggle to bang out 20 but after 6 weeks of being beasted in military prep college I could do 50.
We were absolutely thrashed though, maybe different for yanks.
David James
>not being a kleptomaniac who forcibly takes all the enemy soldiers into his soldier haven
MGS, overall, has always punished you for killing. The heroism mechanic in V is no different.
Anthony Perry
Same but with the two eye patch version. Can't post because my ip range was nuked by trannies, not buying your pass either faggots.
Jose Martin
this.
Adrian Watson
This is impossible. I used not be able to do 10 before I joined and I managed do to 43 in basic.
Your division didnt get dropped enough
William Morgan
How did everyone on Mother Base not go completely insane? There's absolutely nothing there except showers and a petting zoo.
Grayson Long
Literally no point in the heroism points considering you can't go in the negatives anyway if you play normally
Landon Young
Explain.
Nolan Fisher
>Assuming you actually tried to improve you might just not be cut out for it. You might be underestimating the workload required to improve though There was a point where I was setting a timer and dropping to do 15 push ups every 30 minutes, ending up doing more than 400 every day. The only advice I ever got was "just do more push ups" and then when I told them how many push ups I was doing they told me "well then you're just not trying hard enough." I don't know how to try any harder than that.
to put it simple: the narrative laid out suggest that Big Boss is the worst person ever to live on the earth but during gameplay a non-lethal approach is rewarded, for example hero points
Austin Brown
what, you think the entirety of the mother base is just that exterior?
Austin Evans
>There's absolutely nothing there except showers and a petting zoo. development for a base building went to shit early despite being a good feature actually
Robert Cruz
>MGS4 >Kill too much people and Solid will get a flashback of Liquid saying "You enjoy the killing" >Then Solid barfs
Angel Richardson
>narrative laid out suggest that Big Boss is the worst person ever to live on the earth >people still don't understand MGS in 2019
Leo Hall
You were training endurance, not strength. Try doing decline push-ups or putting additional weight on your back. Maybe even start doing uneven push-ups and eventually 1 arm push-ups.
David Price
let me quickly watch all python videos to be up to date
Ayden Walker
You werent doing them properly then
Asher Cox
There are also farms, a canteen, and presumably a recreational center of some kind at least. Or maybe everyone is like Quiet and just showers all day
Mason Cox
the punishments for going lethal in the games are an elaborate way to effectively say >GUYS THIS IS A STEALTH GAME, NOT A THIRD PERSON SHOOTER >STOP PLAYING IT AS IF IT WERE A THIRD PERSON SHOOTER, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT
William Evans
What if there was no one left to discover the bodies? Wouldn't that be stealth?
Well we do have an infestation of resetera trannies...
Xavier Jenkins
remember when BB was "Vic Boss" for like 5 minutes?
Justin Garcia
Why did they make snake so fuckung goofy looking
David Russell
I'm not a tranny I'm just rusty that's all, my muscles if you can call them that start shaking and shit. give me time to train and I'll do at least 10.
Logan Lopez
Yes because he also calls himself vic boss on the signed photo that he left Venom during the hospital mission.
Thomas Thompson
Fucking how? I’m a skinny lanklet and I can still bang out 15 pushups
Next generation hardware upgrades. In all seriousness, it looks like, for this game, they designed ponytail Big Boss first, then for mullet Big Boss, they simply deleted the tail slapped a bunch of hair polys, then called it a day.
That's why his mullet is so pulled back in V, I guess.
Jaxson King
>kleptomaniac I stopped giving a fuck at some point into the game by not using tranq shots but silenced AP rounds into legs. You >cripple them, >potentially lure others closer, >they can't "wake" them up and stand around trying to make them feel better >you get heroism if you warpfulton them since it counts for medical aid to wounded
Jesus Christ, I remember those poor, hopeless faggots getting separated from Benning doing all the shit details around Sand Hill. How much of a retard do you have to be to get kicked out of basic?
John Foster
I don't know how it is for the Army, but in AF basic by far the most common reason for separation is health conditions. I knew a guy in medical hold who had passed out during PT and then after getting tested found out he had a brain tumor.
James Diaz
Low rep high volume for strength. High rep low volume for endurance. Body weight is relatively low weight... More like average. Find all the muscles participating in the pushups, isolate them, train them, eat properly, lots of protein, lots of water, rest a day after every day of load, dont engage same muscles without letting them rest and recover, loose excessive fat if you have any. After you achieve a decent core strength go for endurance if you want those reps. And check that your form is right. You will see improvements. Make sure you get rest, cant stress enough. If you just exhaust yourself permanently you will only burn calories, you wont gain a thing. Every 30 min is pointless unless you are fat and hellbent on loosing it asap or die of heart attack trying.
Joseph Bell
Looks like a combination of Lothar Matthaus and Hugh Laurie to me.
Angel Gray
We had one dude get separated because they found a heart problem only a couple of weeks before graduation. That sucked for him. I don’t even remember anyone getting kicked out for failing pt test. I think they got recycled, unless you opted out.
Asher Gray
I would love to do basic again just for shits and gigs. I bet a bunch of the DSs now don’t even have any combat deployments, the queers.
Parker Nguyen
Essentially what everyone told me was that the only way to increase me push ups is to just do a lot of push ups, but your advice is to train strength rather than endurance. Should I just start going to the gym and doing a full strength routine then?
Aaron Scott
t. borger who's glorified violence and the military who looks at all the cool gunz! and posts about them on /k/ while being an armchair general on /his/. There's nothing great, satisfying or poetic in being in the fucking army. You just dick around for months in what is essentially summer camp for adults and if shit hits the fan, whether you live or die is up to complete luck as a piece of sharpnel hitting your fucking face or some sandnigger taking potshots, hidden in some shrub
Caleb Campbell
>t. borger who's glorified violence and the military who looks at all the cool gunz! and posts about them on /k/ while being an armchair general on /his/. It's a rephrasing of what Big Boss said in MG2 for fun, idiot.
