Hes gonna take you back to the past

>kongfrontation is gone forever

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So full of life and hair back then

Kong shit down before I visited universal, never got to ride it

>Make movies that people will forget in 100 years
>Pass on your genes that may carry on for centuries

hmm, hard choice.

please tell me you aren't fapping to videos of james as a toddler, user...

all this time i thought he worked in STEM since he was a nerd but he turned out to be a faggot cinema major who went to circus school

Doesn't matter he's the original videogame e-celeb before everyone started doing it

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf......

>James is now a poor fuck and has to hang around a bunch of hambeasts and do a job he hates just so he won't starve to death

>didnt become reknown movie director
avgn is more influential and memoravle and well out together than 99% of movies that came out in the past 15 years. So, who cares

im 21 and been commited to a mental ward for a week and tried hanging myself with a belt all because i couldnt get gf
i cant imagine making it to 29

my heart aches

lmao I love myself too much to ever kill myself.

The whole series took a massive nosedive after Action 52. The 100th episode marked the death of the classic era, everything after that felt forced and overwritten

women are vapid and are only interested in how much money you make, he's fucked sooner or later

>in before incel,have sex, etc etc

Genes are pointless, my guy.

You start to care less and less as the years go by, though the loneliness never quite goes away.

>t. 25 turbovirgin who went through his suicial phase already

He uses his skills though, early AVGN is better shot and edited then literally anything from Channel Awesome even in the last few years.

Not him but I'm about to be a 30year old virgin, and you sound like a fag kid.

Cringe

He got to spend 15 years doing stuff that he loved, he got to make an honest go at it, and he made millions of people happy along the way.
All in all, there's not much of a loss there.

Most couples cheat on each other. It's very normal.

I'd much rather have a Wikipedia page than a child, if I'm honest.

One word: Big black cocks

I only was like this when I was young and poor. I'm still virgin at 30 now but I work as a Financial Analyst for one of the big 4 and I make fucking loads of money that I never want to share one cent of with a woman. Just fuck random tinder sluts and never get married or have a gf dude.

I thought his wife had a black bull and their baby had holes in her brain or something

Can I get a quick rundown?

are you fucking retarded. or do you actually believe the shit you see on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

Serious question. What percentage of males in a relationship (married or not) eventually end up getting cucked at least once without their knowledge? I bet its a pretty high %

>listening to Yea Forums, of all the shitty boards on this website

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Relax, spaz lmao
I was just asking

the cuckyness is strong

his wife has been probably fucked over and over by mike many times

That's not an or. You need to be the former to do the latter.

thanks user. i can't believe i made such a mistake on the internet. luckily you corrected me and now i see the error of my ways.

>this is the average avgn fan

>he gets all his news from Doctor Vidya and TM/v/

His wife is a massive SJW cunt though make no mistake

James DOES have a Wikipedia page.

he stopped being good years ago. i was just trying to make a point albeit poorly, that you would have to be really fucking stupid to actually believe the cuckshit about avgn. i know it was started on Yea Forums because of some post his wife made. then it morphed into something really dumb after the lead girl in his movie got kissed by the other lead male role at the end of the avgn film.

>tried tinder
>tried okcupid
>tried bumble
>tried grindr
>tried badoo
>tried fetlife
>tried kik
>tried various subreddits
>tried craigslist
>tried /soc/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /r9k/, /cgl/, /fa/ and /vg/
>tried omegle
>tried zeemaps
>tried asking girls out like a normal human bein
is there any hope for me at this point?

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You sound like a pussy lmao. That's why you cant get a girl.

Go outside. Visit social gathering spots. Just be an idealized version of yourself.

>grindr
Fag

>tried grindr
Fag

His wife is an SJW cow and he's a spineless beta who let her and the Screenwave fatsos destroy his brand he's built literally since childhood.

>Visit social gathering spots
Not that user but there are, honest to god, none in my city

Hivemind

>His frown and cynicism: genuine

>Visit social gathering spots
What country are you from where this is a thing?
What does that even mean? Anywhere people go to be social, they're with the people they want to be social with. They're out with their friends, they're not gonna just invite some random retard into their group just because.

>Had a girl who I got along with well
>Friends of friends would assume we're a couple because we hung out all the time
>was poor as shit, insecure, then ended up in a mental hospital due to bipolar, cut all contact with everyone out of shame
I want to kms

i'm actually bi i think, never had a bf so i cant say for sure but that doesn't really matter
the closest we have to that that i'm aware of would be malls and there's probably some clubs around but i dont go to parties so i have no idea

you could just be this guy

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You are literally playing on easy mode, faggot. Getting your boypussy wrecked by an alpha faggot shouldn't be that difficult.

start looking up raves and stuff user, get active on facebook and meet people through that. go to some festivals, try some drugs, live your life dude. youll meet somebody, being normie like that is fun and its how you meet people. theres really cool people to meet but you wont meet them posting about being sad on fucking Yea Forums

dude go to parties. i know youve built them up in your head and say you dont like them because you like quiet and staying home and youre not a normie but get over yourself and go socialize so youre not a miserable cunt

Fuck I cant watch this

What is wrong with manlets?

what parties?

other way around. i fell for the trap meme so i like cute sissy boys, which are exceedingly rare outside the internet.
i have an addictive personality and diagnosed depression. i'm avoiding drugs and alcohol.
how does one find these "parties"?

>go to parties
>user just shows up and ends up standing in the corner by himself maybe drinking a few beers
Come the fuck on this is a terrible idea.

theres parties somewhere where you live user, go on facebook and find some. if nothing else people will always advertise for raves

Yeah you need to get over that meme you faggot

t. cuck

>Genes are important
Ok, Mr. National Geographic guy

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Go back to twitter normgroid.

>is there any hope for me at this point?
You know what rhymes with hope? Rope!
youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8

weed, mushrooms, lsd are all really mild and dont have major side effects. dont go smoking meth but theres no reason to avoid things that could actually help you and act as social lube. theres quite a lot of evidence that people who do light drugs socially are a lot happier and live a lot longer because they let themselves enjoy everything

you learn by doing user. and the idea of standing in a corner is a meme, theres always people who are alone at parties and you just ahve to go and talk to them

Why is he doing that? Why is she not freaking out about that?

I remember getting my photo taken with that Kong too. They put that up there because the king kong ride had broken down. We drove all the way to Universal Studios to see Kong, and when we got there, that was the only thing they had. I was still smitten of course; what a great photo opportunity!

Also I just realized I'm much younger than him, wow.

>dude just go to a party lol
are normalfags really this detached from our plight?

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You never fucking go outside. Kill yourself, robot.

i used to be ridiculously introverted and foreveralone too before i just made a facebook and started going to parties and raves and trying things. i was scared of drugs but after actually trying them i realized its not a huge deal and that i could just smoke some weed with people and everything would fall in place. its easy to do, you just have to stop being a bitch

No there isnt and most people will be weirded out if you just go up and talk to them. It user just goes to some random party by himself he WILL BE that person standing in the corner by himself.

Pretty sure James said during his college years that he'd rather make something low budget and cult-like than be a Hollywood director. So he achieved that, atleast.

>people just show up to strangers' houses uninvited
>they let them in
Excuse me what the fuck?

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>do drugs to fit in or you'll be alone forever
fuck this world

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The right one is just an act, right guys..?

Kill yourself normgroid. Go back to posting every bit of your life on twitter for social gratification of your empty existence.

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youve never even been to a party user

most people dont do many drugs. most people definitely smoke weed, and its totally harmless. but if youre a total social retard whos foreveralone and miserable then doing some drugs with people will fix your problems really quickly and easily

You know what it's for. Use it.
Don't forget the tarp.

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Starts with alco

>rape victim
>bisexual
>disabled
>asian
>demon-branded
>cuckold
Guts is a minority many times over.

I literally have. Granted we didnt just fucking let randoms into the party. It was always people we at least knew from somewhere

>do drugs
Don't do that

Just smoke weed

favorite old AVGN videos?

super pitfall
TMNT
street fighter 2010
die hard

How old are you?

And people wonder why they're mass shootings, what do you expect when normalfags won't just let people be.

rich khhv here
going to plastic surgery this september. 30 k usd worth.
then im gonna pay a bunch of hookers to pose as my female friends and let me take pics of me and them together while i wear rich clothing
then ill use that as tinder photos so i look attractive and have actual female friends

hope it works

i know weed is harmless but i dont want to smoke it. i find it extremely hard to believe that smoking weed will suddenly cure my depression and solve all my problems. you just sound like a normalfag giving the same advice every other normalfag would give
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that's pretty painful to look at
if he dropped the Nerd character I wouldn't be upset. Also I wouldn't be watching any other videos on that channel because I can't stand his fat, ugly friends

Lmao pathetic.

You're either a piece of shit who cheats or you're a cuck who is just used to getting cheated on. Either way, no, it's not normal.

His hairline should go back to the past, this own was sponsored by mrbtfo.com

>bro just shoot up black tar heroine and have unsolicited conversations with strangers

He's gonna take you back to the past
Where you could whoop women's ass
He'd rather have, a loyal ho
Than a bitch that doesn't cook meals
He'd rather have, abolished the 19th
Than a group of betas that suck on Belle's toes

You /r9k/ faggots brought your shit on a video game board. Kill yourself.

You're at least gonna fuck the hookers, right?

27 here. You'll get over it eventually or you'll kill yourself. It's that simple.

you could get one through... other means

go to actual parties, raves and performances. get invited through facebook to closer hangout parties.

weed is a drug user, just a mild safe one.

it wont cure your depression, and it wont fix all your problems. itll make you feel comfortable with the people youre smoking with, and then you can talk to them and interact and be more normal. you dont smoke alone in your room, you smoke with other people and it makes things feel more natural.

no they dont retard

got any other better ideas?

So this is why 5/5 females have been sexually harassed

Why are so many people sad they don't have a gf?
I've been single my whole life (save one month, technically) and as much as I'm a sad piece of shit, not having a gf is pretty nice and I enjoy it that way.

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>all of this advice on how to meet people
Useless if you don't look presentable. How do you look? How do you dress? Are you hygienic? Are you in shape? What hobbies do you have? Are you a good conversationalist?

The harsh reality is you can "put yourself out there" all you want, but if you don't put effort into making yourself a more pleasant person to look at or to talk to, then nothing will ever come of it. I spent a ton of time in college around classmates who just hamfisted their presence into foreign social environments and complained that they weren't making friends (I was a CS major). Problem was all they talked about was video games and school, they dressed like shit, they were out of shape, and one of them was a legit greaseball. Like, he didn't shower more than once a week.

Spend less time focusing on farming punani and spend more time improving yourself. Good things come to those who feel good. If your entire worldview is "have sex then your life will be good" then you will be constantly miserable and unfulfilled and nobody will want to be with you.

Fix yo shit nigga.

>ask girl out
>she says yes
>gives me her number
>text her
>she never replied
Why do women do this?

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Fuck you nigger, not all of us are normalfag refugees like you, some of us actually ha e been on this before the 2016 election.

She probably has trouble turning people down, and thought it would be easier to say yes then just ghost you. If you assume everyone's out to get you then you'll die miserable and alone.

well, the brothel im fucking girls at dont let me take pics at all, since its an estaboishment. so, i think ill hire independent girls from craiglists just to take pics since its cheaper (and legal) to than fucking.

Nothing wrong with never going outside.

You either grew up in a broken home, got cheated on and coping, or you cheated and can't accept you're a fucking disgrace.

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What a contagious laughter hahahah

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They are programmed that way by nature. Most people are literal braindead robots on autopilot, they can't help it. They are no different from ants.
But only because of this society and humanity can survive and endure.

Ah yes, you've been here since Gamergate. What a fucking improvement.

That's not even a funny picture.

Also does anyone else find it really weird Mike idolizes Elvis? I feel like he only does because Jesse from Full House loved Elvis, and Mike grew up watching Full House so he probably thinks liking Elvis is the "cool" thing to do to fit in, despite Elvis being dead and not really popular for over 40 years. Just seems weird to me he is such a huge Elvis freak when other kids his age at the time were into actual 80s and 90s bands.

mike even went on record saying he doesnt care that much about elvis music and more the character

>not a single person thinks you're worth loving
a terrible feeling
>How do you look?
4/10 imo, maybe 5 on a good day
>How do you dress?
above average. good enough to occasionally get compliments from friends and family
>Are you hygienic?
moreso than your average person actually, some say i'm obsessed with hygiene and cleanliness
>Are you in shape?
not /fit/ but not fat. you're average lanklet
>What hobbies do you have?
bidya, anime, kinos, guitar
>Are you a good conversationalist?
no idea but i'd say no. not unless we're talking about something that really interests me like film or whatever. i'm very articulate, but that hasn't come in handy outside of my uni assignments and essays and all that
exact same thing happened to me earlier this year. she was a waitress and a place i use to frequent. i havent shown my face there since lol

Exactly. What the fuck are you talking about?

>he stopped being good years ago
He was never actually good, you just grew up and stopped finding randomly strung together chains of swearwords funny. You're a bit right in that he has managed to get even worse than he already was though. It's kind of sad to watch actually. He wanted so badly to move away from the video game stuff and actually pursue a film career but that dream went down in flames when nothing he produced in that vain was actually any good. Then he tried to adapt and jump on the LP train with his buddy but the two of them have absolutely zero chemistry together and what little either of them have to say is extremely forced. He was never good but his newest stuff is just depressingly bad.

>he was never actually good
Who or what is "good" to you?

That's even more bizarre then.

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Have you never been to a pub? Literally every time I go to a pub, some strangers ask if they can sit with us and then we get talking and make new friends, even if it's only for a night.

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viraling eceleb garbage and twitter screenshots isn't video games
kill yourself

I don't even know what kind of a psycho would just go up to a random table of strangers and ask to sit with them. If I was there with friends and some weirdo came up to sit with us I'd think he was a criminal trying to get us to lower our guard so he could scam us.

no.

>keep telling myself I am happy
>happy wife, happy life
>my wife
>this is my wife
>i love my wife
>she is an equal partner
>without her, I would be nothing
>i love my wife
>my wife

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pretty underrated post

thats you being a paranoid incel, most people go to bars to have fun around other people

>some strangers ask if they can sit with us and then we get talking and make new friends, even if it's only for a night.
that's horrifying.

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It sounds like you've just never been in a pub in your life, honestly mate. There's usually more people than tables, so you have to share tables with strangers. It's a completely normal and expected social convention.

B17 BOMBER

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I live in America, we don't have "pubs" here. We have bars filled with alcoholics, burned out drug addicts, and other assorted degenerates.

I used to think that too. I used to be the type that was so shy that I would sit on the stairs alone when visiting family, but honestly it's actually kinda nice when people ask to sit with you and you get talking about nothing in particular. Sometimes, cuz alcohol, things get heavy as fuck though. Once had a guy come over and just drunkenly dump his newfound depression on us since he'd just discovered he had cancer and couldn't face his wife and daughter to tell them he'd be dead in 6 months. That sort of shit is rough, but it's still a positive experience in the end that helps you grow as a person.

youre definitely just a really sad lonely person

because they're both piss fucking drunk

>I live in America
My condolences. Find your nearest "Irish bar" or whatever and you might get a shadow of the experience at least.

>Have a child.
>"Phew, finally I can feel comfortable knowing my genes will continue on."
>Child's entire existence is shaped by memes that are out of your control.
>Child grows up.
>They become everything you hate.
>They proceed to teach your grandchildren that your ideas are antiquated and harmful.
Memes rule.

>most people definitely smoke weed,

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Ever since he switched to HD at about episode 100, the quality tanked, prove me wrong

Lower your standards. Meet people with genuinely the same interests. Don't be a fucking weirdo.

are your pics selfies or with a lot of friends?
girls swipe right on guys with friends and their pets.
im pretty ugly. but i got 5 matches in one night just posing with me petting my dog

This. MAYBE if he brought back board games, but literally everything non nerd on that channel is fucking abysmal.

And Ill never understand why the fat fucks in the store rental videos dont sit behind something, they literally sit in a way to just show off how much of a fucking slob they are