Wife is pregnant

>wife is pregnant
>she tells me I need to sell my vidya because I need to start getting ready to focus on being a dad
>every time I try to play vidya she pulls the plug out of the wall and screams at me

Bros, hypothetically speaking how hard would I need to punch a 5 month pregnant woman in the stomach to solve this issue...?

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about 30 lbs of force
its not hard at all

You fucked up.
More specifically, you fucked a bitch.

>he fell for the breeding meme
Sorry man it’s too late. But on the plus side, eventually you’ll get to teach your spawn about vidya and it’ll be cool.

pull the plug from the TV whenever she watches it and tell her she needs to start getting ready for being mom.

>075 - i0YYJ7d.jpg
don't you have summer homework to do?

user. Your wife is a bitch but she is not wrong. You need to be a good dad for the sake of the kid. Then when the kid grows up you divorce that whore and retire into your golden years teaching your grandkids how to vidya.

Could I go to prison for murder though? If she aborts it it isn't murder so at worst I should get assault right?
don't fall for the Japanese wife meme like I did user

Kek

Ha.Also true.

Cytotec you pussy.

Women can murder children, men can't. Check your privilege.

Divorce her. She's using this as an excuse to get rid of something she never liked about you.

She's right tho
Dad playing vidya is embarrassing

Take her phone away.

She sounds vindictive enough to say "i want dem bideo gaymes"

Just run away, I would rather have no father than a deadbeat like you imho

>is married
>about to have a kid
HAH.
You're fucked, bro.

>selling
at worse you can store them and later play with your kid, but more importantly has a point

You're fucked your life is hell from here on out

This is your punishment for normalfaggotry. You slept with your bed. Now you must make it.
Or you could attempt denormalization. Are you willing to follow my exact instructions?

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How long together? You should've seen this coming before putting a ring on it.

>falling for the physical jew
Lmao, my wife is digital

Dude, let me ask you a question:

How many hours a day are you playing?

How old are you?

What type of income do you have?


Your girl might be a psycho bitch. Most women are unironically crazy. But it could also be true that you arent paying enough attention to a major thing happening in your life. You might be nervous and you are retreating into games.

Your girl sounds gay as fuck, but I think you might want to consider your own actions

What do I do to salvage this user?
4 years

How much ratpoison can you slip into her food to keep her from being too sick but also slowly kill the baby?

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Tell that bitch to stop going to work. She needs to focus on being a mother and home maker.

2 hours
26
6 Million Japanese yen

>he had sex
get a load of this faggot

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She's right you retard.

>hurrrr life exists just to make me happy

Kill yourself you worthless sack of shit. You are meant to suffer just like your ancestors suffered. It is your obligation to give your life for those around you, you stupid fucking faggot. Contrary to what you believe, your life is not yours.

>actually playing video games anyway

Is there a bigger fucking waste of time? They're not even fun. Fuck you.

It's not your kid, cuck. Just punch her

Is this real? Does this happen to weak minded men? If my wife ever told me i need to sell my shit i would laugh. Kids are costly but they arent THAT fucking expensive.

>3D
>pregnant
You fucked up user.

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>he actually fell for the have sex meme

HAHAHAHA

WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS BEING SPAMMED ON THIS BOARD?

everybody laugh at OP! he fell for the have sex meme! HHHAHAAHAHAHAH

>jap
it's over bro
Time to run

>people on Yea Forums keep posting "have sex"
>OP actually does and ruins his life

OP said that his wife is pregnant, but he didn't say she's pregnant with HIS child

I TOLD YOU TO PULL OUT

Help her to de-stress and reassure her about being a mother. She's probably worried about herself and projecting that onto you. Be confident about it all and instil that confidence in her.

nobody was really telling you to have sex, retard.

>marrying someone like this
How do you make a mistake like this?
Please tell me so I can learn from your failure.

Threaten physical violence

Bag of oranges user. Leaves no marks.

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knock her out and set fire to the house, easy.

Oh that happen user, I know few whipped soibois who let their wives have the last word on their shit.

Can you believe it Yea Forums? We actually memed someone into having sex.

lmao

its like girls hate guys who play video games this much and still see them as kids only thing. they are time consuming thats for sure, but its not like the dad won't have free time to do whatever he wants either, which I guess that usually means the guy should be finding house work to fix or taking care of the house or doing investments and MAYBE watching a sports ball game.
none of my married friends have time to play 2 hours a day, lol, well, at least on days they don't work. sucks giving up hobbies though

>this entire thread filled with mgtow incels
have sex

You must purify your body. Scrub clean away the flesh of any part of yours that has touched her. Seclude yourself from physical contact with any humans for at least three years. Only consumed uncooked meat for that time. It will be hard. You will suffer. In the end, you will understand the world.

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Listen to her, you don't want the kid to become a sōyboy like you

/thread

How the FUCK did you actually fall for the "have sex" meme? How do you fuck up this badly? I want to feel sorry for you OP but all I do is just laugh. You deserve this.

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Two hours a couple days a week isnt bad, but 2 hrs every night isn't cool, unless you are waiting for her to go to sleep to do it. You have a family now. You will be uncomfortable at first, but you need to engage with the wifey. You have a lot to talk about and a lot of important negotiating to do and most importantly you need her to respect you and rely on you.

Show her you can make a decision and stick to it. Cut down on your gaming time. But tell her that you will absolutely play games whenever you want, you just realize that as a man you have responsibilities. Never apologize. You make decisions because they are good. You don't regret things because you stand by your choices

>POST yfw you didn’t fall for the “have sex” meme

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>having sex in the age of unlimited porn

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I don't bother dating because I know I'm a beta and any girl I was in love with could probably make me do anything

>marrying someone who hates your hobbies
>marrying someone who sees you as a mindless provider-bot

You done goofed, OP. The kid probably isn't even yours anyway.

Not videogames.

I don't believe you. But if you're not lying, then you should have seen this coming a mile away. You are now reaping the harvest you've sown. Go apologize to the friends who warned you for not listening to them.

>been playing vidya for 21 years
>been shitposting about vidya on Yea Forums for 12 years
>only known wife for 4 years and she's trying to steal vidya from me
Reading this thread is just making me angrier and angrier... I may do something I regret...

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>getting a cunt like that pregnant

Better luck next life

Weak willed cucks do. I have game consoles, guitars, a drum set, all kinds of tools and hobby equipment. I just include the wife when I can or tell her to go have fun with her friends if she doesnt want to do X with me.

just break up. you should have planned this way, way before now. too late to save it. just leave her and get ready to pay child support for the next 18 years. then maybe, MAYBE down the line you can be with someone you enjoy being around.

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Dont be mad cause you had to sell your games

>falling for the vaginal jew
You played yourself. Congrats for ruining your life by getting trapped by a female.

>tfw virgin neet who lives off the hard work of others
And there's nothing you can do about it
Keep working though lmao

How does she stop you from playing games exactly?

SO MUCH THIS!

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1. you're not actually married
2. you're posting this for attention on an anonymous imageboard which is quite sad
3. kill yourself reddit frog

>have sex
And look where it got OP

Be ready to go to jail for literal years

How do people on this site actually fall for the have sex meme? You'd think with how often it was obnoxiously forced and spammed like
People would have gotten wise to it?

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That's not true at all. It's all about moderation

Kill yo wife, then kill yo self.

Or drown the kids in the tub. It's the most merciful thing you could do

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Same. When it cones to vidya and guns im left by myself peacefully. She has her own girly hobbies and stuff which is fine. We get our own alone time. It works for us.

And just to add. Women are fucming horrible with money. Dont let them tell you want to do with yours.

No she's not. Dads playing games with their kids is one of the best ways to spend quality time and bond together.

forbes.com/sites/jordanshapiro/2013/12/04/research-says-parents-and-kids-should-play-video-games-together/#5be870544892

>messing with a pregnant woman’s “stories”
That will cause much more harm than good. Women are already psychotic and unreasonable; them being pregnant is pouring gas on the fire.

Neets are as much of a plague as women. Leeches living off the hard work of others.

>You are meant to suffer just like your ancestors suffered. It is your obligation to give your life for those around you, you stupid fucking faggot. Contrary to what you believe, your life is not yours.

Fuck off and die you boomer faggot.

Why is it legal for a woman to literally scramble a baby's brains out as it is crowning from her vaginal canal and minutes away frome live birth but considered homicide to punch and cause a miscarriage to a 3 month pregnant lady...?

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>listen to your bitch wife and be a spineless beta so your kid doesnt grow up beta
not how this work

Might as well kill her if you're gonna kill the kid, since she'll probably try to ruin your life (more so than she's currently doing) afterwards. Just make sure to rape her as much as possible before killing her.

>He doesn't know

Feels good

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you life's over, just accept it

>act like a pussywhipped bitch and do what female says so your kid has a spineless cuck as a father

NOW can we make "have sex" a bannable offense? It's literally ruining lives!

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There is an argument to be made that I failed in the single goal of all living beings, that is, making a genetic copy. I accept that I have failed my purpose.

However, are normies fucking retarded? All 4 of my friends have followed the same path.
>Fat bitch divorces friend 1 "dude when you getting married haha"
>and 2
>and 3
>and 4

And I saw the downward slide every time.

>"I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH SO MUCH SHE CANT TREAT ME LIKE THIS"
>hey man that's rough if you need a place to stay...
>"NO I HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORK FOR THE KIDS JUST WAIT UNTIL WE ARE MARRIED IT WILL BE BETTER".

Now you are all shackled with child support debt for the next 2 decades and you want to take me with you. No. I may be an evolutionary dead end but I'm not retarded. I hope it was worth it.

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She's Japanese. She most likely stays at home.

Sure, but you're just gonna keep feeding me anyway because you're an impotent worker ant and that's your life's mission
Provide for us leeches and cry about it anonymously online

This. When she divorces OP later she wants the kids to love her more

Cause society is all revolves around comforting women and whats more convinient to them, there's no sort of principles or anything attached to it.

Sucks to be you faggot, me and my wife have 2 PC's set up next to each other

>mfw my wife likes playing complicated citybuilding bullshit like Banished
>mfw my wife won't play MMO's or co-op games with me unless it has some kind of organization or building elements
>mfw my wife thinks I'm a dudebro gamer

mixedfeelings

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lol

Grow up, bitch. Children are more fun than games.

Should have worn a jimmy or pulled out. Now reap what you sow.

>Yea Forums tells you to have sex
>actually go and do it
>inexorably fuck up your entire life as a result
lmao no sympathy for the stupid

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How about you man up and listen to you wife?

>fell for the 3D asian waifu meme
I enjoy watching you suffer, but ultimately this isn't about you. Your time is over. Be a good father to your children.

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at least the father isn't around to give you commands as well

Illegal abortion and assault. Not murder. First offense. You'd probably get a few years at most unless they decide it's misdemeanor assault.

...Doomguy?

Serious question, anons. What is worse? Being 35 and married + kids, or being 35 and single, and playing games all the time? (I mean, when you're not at work)

>have sex

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I'd say to slit your throat and then abort your baby to prevent even further dumb frogposters in the world but if you don't like that then do this

she's right

Just leave the video games for a few years, save separately, for when your child is old enough to start playing and that's it. You are not missing anything relevant to video games anyway.

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>man up and listen to you wife

So which one is it?

Am I supposed to kill myself after reading this or what

If legit...
Then sit down and tell her that games are one of your main hobbies and if she takes that away then stress is something you'll constantly have to deal with, but nothing to relieve, because trust me, you will hardly have the time to relax let alone sleep so those few chances when the baby is asleep is all you have and there's nothing you can do but read a book, watch a movie or play a game since you can't really go out much.
Tell her if you sell all these games then you wont have any games to share with your child once they can start playing games themselves and what better way for a father is there to bond with their child but through games?
If she doesn't understand neither then she's a selfish whore and I would personally bitch slap her. I never told my husband to sell our games because of our child, that's just fucking stupid. She should be glad you're a gamer and not an aggressive drunk or drug addict.

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>not getting a vasectomy
>having to worry about having kids everytime you have sex
>not wanting to laugh at cheating roasties that try to claim you're the father and then watch their despair when you tell them you were shooting blanks
LMAOing at your life

That's Flynn Taggart dude.

Ha! Seriously. When we were young and poor the wife had a tendency to try to be condescending about how I spent what little money I had. She fucked up her credit trying to pretend to do grownup stuff with her money. I let her go to a point then reeled her back in and fixed everything. Now I run the finances and make all the big decisions. I find with women, it's best to allow them to make a few mistakes and then step in and protect them like children. You still have to be respectful, but they need a father figure as well as a lover. That's what a husband is

If your girlfriend is so petty she cannot allow you to have ANY hobby at ALL then it's not your fault, and you are not in the wrong
it's entirely on her for being such a shitty, terrible, surface-level piece of shit

>don't fall for the Japanese wife meme like I did user


Be fucking careful with Japanese women user, this is not a joke, they will steal your kids and take them back to Japan and you will never see them again. The Japanese authorities are notoriously uncooperative with Western men whose Japanese wives have kidnapped the kids. These are white dudes who haven't seen their kids for years, don't know where they are, don't know if they're ok, wouldn't even know if they were alive or not.

thedailybeast.com/japans-child-kidnapping-problem

TL;DR: Japanese women are crazy, even compared to other women, and will kidnap your kids and disappear with them if you piss them off.

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I'd get a vasectomy if it was reversible, the idea of making myself irreversibly infertile just creeps me out

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>Not protecting your virginity.
Your arrogance and naivetee got the best of you.
Perish, worm. You are not worthy.

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Imagine marrying someone like this. Just literally marry someone who isn't a retarded bitch like wtf were you thinking

ITS MAAM

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Can't you freeze some swimmers before the op?

They generally are, but I guess I wouldn't want to bet on it if I wasn't 100% sure

>ACTUALLY HAVING SEX

does Yea Forums actually do this? What the fuck lol

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Same difference.

>things that happend for 5$
who is a homosexual?

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Feels good not being a piece of shit retard like OP

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Normies get out reeeee

Why do they even do this?

Actually the new laws in New York has changed the ruling infants in the womb are not people until birthed, so even if a man pushes a woman down and the baby dies she has no recourse other than the assault on her. Now I believe abortion is killing but in New York they don't.

>having children as a man when under 30 at the least

why

Fake your own death and hide your games.

need someone to take over the family traditional Japanese sweets store when they die

>falling for the vaginal jew
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU FUCKED UP OP

YOU FELL FOR THE HAVE SEX MEME LIKE A MORON

YOU FUCKED UP

Because Japan is an autistic xenophobic culture with a very low birth rate and an aging population. They are the most autistic nation on earth

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>not having your brain be so fried that you aren't actually attracted to other people
luckily, my genetics don't want to pass themselves on so im safe

The have sex meme is the new delete system 32 meme

>Letting a femoid take away the shit you like

Fucking faggot.

So I don't think this happened to OP, but it's definitely happened to some people.

If this happened to you/is happening to you, tell your wife that games are a great way to spend time with your kids, and teach them shit. Ask her if she'd prefer it if you had an expensive hobby like golf, that would necessitate you being away from the kids/house/her for long periods of time, versus a hobby that you can enjoy for short or long periods of time, all while being geographically close in case something comes up.

Fuck as far as non-productive hobbies go, I feel like vidya is a pretty solid one to have for a family man.

Social pressure and fear of dying alone.

>vaginal jew

Sweet Jesus, we're reaching levels of Yea Forums that shouldn't be possible

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Holy shit it's true hahahha

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No, the reversal rate is lower than you'd think.

I think it's after 10 years, the rate is less than 50%.

When you go to have a vasectomy, they tell you to assume it will be permanent.

My dad played vidya with me and I turned out fine

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>10 years ago
>delete system 32
>retards actually do it and ruin their computer

>now
>have sex
>retards actually go and do it and ruin their life

What is it about retards?

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That's what you get for race mixing
Enjoy your little Eliot Rodgers

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Now wonder you fucking faggots are rude to me. Whenever you find out someone plays video games you act like a shitty person. THIS IS WHY.

>I turned out fine
>Says while on Yea Forums

I'm sure daddy is proud user.

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Or stop being a basedboy and do what the fuck you want

Not really. There was a slim chance someone would actually delete system 32.

You fucked op, not because you knocked up someone but because you knocked up a bitch.

>2 hours a day
Jesus I'm single, 26 unemplyed, and even I don't play that many videogames user.

>user seriously considers murdering his first born child and assaulting his wife over vidya

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Don't forget the "crystals"

You are nicer than me. We still have seperate banks and everything. She has her bills and i have mine. She has a credit card and i dont. Ive always saved money and buy everything cash. She lives off her cards. She dont learn. I help her if an emergency comes up like something car problem i camt fix or a plane ticket, whatever, but other than that i let her deal with her own money problems.

Women really like building shit, it appeals to their nesting instincts its the same reason girls really like pokemon, misplaced mother and nuturing instincts of raising something
Why don't you try something like ARK?

Back then people were more savvy. Now it seems any old retard is anywhere.

MY MOJO

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Just grab your vidya and leave

My last two girlfriends gave me that feeling like when you invite a friend over to hang out and they won't leave. I can't imagine having permanent guests at home, that's probably why bars develop usual customers consisting of 40+ dudes that would rather sit on a stool drinking Bud instead of going home

WHY THE FUCK would you actually fall for the have sex meme? How the fuck? What is wrong with you OP? You brought this upon yourself.

Based and redpilled.
Dab on them normie wagies

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So the memes are true, there are people on Yea Forums who just hate videogames.

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He's a wagie, what else does he have to live for other than vidya and the rare occasion is wife offers him access to her hole as a reward for good behavior?

You could just use a condom, right?

Don't post ever again

This is why you have to date women who have similar hobbies.

Normal women especially asians don't like video games. It's common knowledge. You can explain it to them and tell them it's no different from reading or watching t.v. in spare time. They won't care if they don't like something they will throw fits like babies and will consider you unreasonable or bad if you don't give into their fits.

They are very controlling it's best if you get a girl that shares your hobby so you can do what you want.

Good luck finding asian women like that who speak English though.

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Damn.

We played ARK but I ended up rage quitting because the fucking game is so god damn buggy and my dinosaurs kept disappearing and glitching into the floor and shit

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SOCIAL DEMOCRACY BAYBEEEEEEE.

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Hey bros how do I convince my wife to piss on me/let me drink her piss?

user this is abuse just FYI, shes toxic as fuck if she thinks acting childish and screaming at you is a healthy habit to have

It's harder because you have a kid on the way, but stick up for yourself (as in say this behavior is unacdceptle) or GTFO and get a job that can pay for child support because holy shit someone that controlling is going to fuck you over

How fucking dumb to you have to be to fall for the have sex meme?
I have no advice or sympathy at all for someone as dumb as you OP.
Enjoy getting fucked.

If under 4 weeks, Vitamin C will help.
Parsley is rich in it. Cook dinners with lemon and parsley. Orange juice for breakfast. Parsley tea.
No more than 6,000 mg/day

Is she at least pregnant with your child?

>This is why you have to date women who have similar hobbies.

Thats not even necessary, you just gotta find a girl who isn't some entitled brat, OPs wife is probably unemployed and lives off from his money.

Fuck that. I’m not giving up shit if they aren’t

If you're actually a neet then you have a disability, you don't get that shit for just being a lazy piece of shit. My condolences for being so mentally fucked up you count as having a disability in America, where people don't even believe in mental illness care

>don't fall for the Japanese wife meme like I did user
>He fell for the asian wife

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reading this thread im realizing that im better off never having a family and focusing on games instead. this is fine and im accepting that this path is the right one for me.

It ain't yours

OP, say something along these lines:

"Listen, I understand that you feel like I shouldn't be engaging in this hobby, but I have too much self-respect to stay in this relationship if this is how you're going to choose to act. I'm happy to talk about this like adults, but I'm not interested in having a screaming match."

Remember that you're in Japan, a nation that might as well have no "take responsibility" laws. You can basically just walk away and there's not a lot she can do.

You just deleted the system 32 of your life. Way to go.

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Just tell her that none of your games are worth any money. Wouldn't even be a lie, nothing newer than SNES is collectible.

>mfw I live in Funland and get gibs for complaining that I am depressed.
Gibs and meds and all the time in the world to play vidya.

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>wife
KEK good one faggot

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Leave the bitch

You might not be aware, but parsley tea is really, really shit. Like it tastes like ass, because you need a LOT of parsley to induce a miscarriage.

I know because my ex tried it, to avoid having an abortion. Ended up needing the abortion because in addition to tasting like ass, it's not that reliable.

>marrying a female
you fucked up.

>asian wife
oh no no NO NOOOOOOOO

What's real funny is OP can't even kill himself either because then you'd be leaving the child fatherless and that counts as abandonment. You are completely and totally screwed. Nice knowing you OP.

B-But we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

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>being married

lol @ ur life

Meanwhile Gotcha Force on the GC is like $500, and Rule of Rose on the PS2 is like $800.

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It has nothing to do with the video games user, she's testing you to see if you have balls. As long as your hobbies don't get in the way of your responsibilities then there's no problem. Remember to take her hobbies away from her too, it's only fair. If a woman wants to change who you are then she doesn't actually like you for who you are. Get a DNA test as well. Your wife sounds like a hypercunt. Best of luck, and buckle up.

This

>2019
>falling for marriage with modern females
lmao

Try and stop me, normie.

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IM A HAPPY 4CHANNER
I HATE THE SUMMER SUN

The DNA test thing is a good idea; a lot of Japanese people don't think going to a hooker is cheating, because you need emotions involved for it to be cheating.

She is using it as an excuse to slowly gain control over you. Today its vidya, tomorrow it will be you buddies. Eventually all your money will be spent on her handbags and dresses. Seen my cuck father go through the same shit.

>why of course I'll break up with my pregnant wife that doesn't accept me for who I am

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Pour that gas and then pee on her to assert dominance.

Good, DESU. There's enough people in society that there should be safety nets for people that need them. I also think you genuinely have debilitating depression and are just playing it up to troll conservatives

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Post more

>tfw no crazy Japanese yandere woman to love you and kill you

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I dont understand, why has everyone been saying that western women are terrible and gross, when the alternative is just as bad if not worse? This is just a small anecdote, right? Jap women are submissive and traditional, right? And asians dont hate video games - they love them! Right? Chinese, Koreans, Japs - they all like video games a lot more than the west does!

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>this thread
>all these mad incel cucks seething butthurt that OP has had more sex than them

Basically, don't listen to stereotypes and despite there being shitty people in all cultures and genders some people are actually alright while others are batshit crazy.

And end up like pathetic OP? No thanks

This is a good bait post

HAHA shoud've gotten a vasectomy retard. You can cum inside with zero risk and if you ever want a baby in the future you can freeze your undesirable seed.

lmao.

You stupid motherfucker you actually expected to have a life after marrying in japan.

I hear most of the women's midsets about this kind of stuff are absolutely terrible in your neck of the woods.

Only way out of this one is either a long ugly protracted fight where she yields and gives you a few hours to yourself, you giving in and letting a tiger wife break you down everyday with insults and forced concessions for the rest of your pathetic life, or a shameful divorce.

women are the same everywhere. Its like expecting cats from different parts of the world to have different nature. Women are the same species so their head works in the same way everywhere.

self
terminate
already

How the FUCK did you actually fall for the "have sex" meme? How do you fuck up this badly? I want to feel sorry for you OP but all I do is just laugh. You deserve this.

The answer is getting a black woman

Same as Vietnam girls. The moment you stopped sending money back to her family in Nam, say bye bye to your kids
t. SEAnigger

You banged a cunt mate. Sorry, there's no cure for that.

Found the gaming journalist.

Don't kill your kid you genetic dead-end
Immediate divorce
Child support is worth vidya and not having to deal with a nagging bitch who thinks she has any power over you

>reddit

No, asian asian women are fucked up, mainly because cultural differences, you will have more luck with a central/south american girl than with an asian one.

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Terry Crews build PCs and plays games with his kid.
I'm just following example.

You don't punch her in the stomach, dumbass.
Your wife has become entitled.
She has stopped thinking that her role in the relationship is to support the relationship
She thinks that your role is to support the relationship ... while she sits on her ass and reaps the benefits.
Honestly with her being that entitled I'd probably wait for her to give birth and just fucking shoot her.
Yeah you'll go to jail, but the alternative is letting her get away with that entitled "I don't have to support my husband" shit. You know she's gonna divorce you for child support. Fuck that. Rather be in jail.

>Brother has a kid with his wife
>His wife spends most of her free time playing vidya
Based?

Japanese women are unfaithful, they don't see cheating as a betrayal, to them its like they're secretly getting tennis lessons or gambling after work.

>having video games in the kitchen

>I married AND THEN, KNOCKED UP a Jap dragon lady: shocking tell-all story
Oh shit why the hell

This smells like a seething, white roastie larp.

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What is Yea Forums's opinion on Singaporean women?

convince her to piss on you in the tub then take a shower

OP's wife is chichi

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thread theme specially for OP:
youtube.com/watch?v=ad6Kx6oCnjc

A bit of column A and a bit of column B.
On the other hand, I have been actually diagnosed with depression, but then again, how do they know that when I say to them that I hate myself and want to die, that I speak the truth? Though, if in practice, all I do in my life is sit in my home, playing vidya/shiposting and sleep, then I guess I fit the description of a depressed person regardless of if I am lying trough my teeth when I talk with the shrinks.

Finally, I honest to god have no real desire to partake in this disgusting, worthless society in which I live in, as I have become utterly alienated from most of my peers and the mainstream culture of my homeland. The only people I care about are my parents and family members, and for them I am willing to work and do stuff. There is no way in hell tho that I'd be willing to become a wagie so that my tax money could be spent on what have you nigger somalians etc subhumans that infest my once ethnically homogenous homeland.

Fuck the world, fuck liberalism, and fuck social democracy, I'm gonna leech off this cucked state as hard as I can as long as niggers get to live on my people's lands.

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Gook getter detected.

i am so glad i don't have any kids

>roastieposting
Stop being a slut. Have kids.

Rich Chinese men know this, they are marrying african women because they will be more loyal than chinese women.

Why did you marry that psycho bitch?

All women are the same.

>He put his dick in crazy

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ohshit

>bossy woman asserting dominance on her man
>the utter scorn for anything that isn’t boring adult stuff for adult men
Yup, its a japanese woman alright.

Actually sounds pretty based
Fuck a chick and she willing disapears along with the child. If they ever show up I just pretend like I dont know shit and claim she hit up a sperm bank.

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>He put crazy's finger in a ring

Do you have a job OP? She may have a point.

op I will post something if you are serious

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based and redpilled, keep the good work neet user.

fuck normalfags.

>Genuinely believing in the perfect oriental submissive anime waifu
I can smell this post. I'd never date some entitled western white bitch but I'd also never throw in with an ugly bug woman either. Your pic doesn't even have to do with any sort of statistic, it's literally a strawman. Also see

This

>"every time I try to play vidya she pulls the plug out of the wall and screams at me"
She's your wife, not your mother.
And she's going through mood swings because of the first born.
Sure she'll calm down after the baby is born but unless you actually make her happy and comfortable (which I guarantee you can do without selling your fucking video games) your baby is gonna give you the same if not a worse headache from your failed nurturing/parenting.
Now get the flying fuck out of here you little irresponsible bitch.

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Nigger even muslim women can be terrible, one girl I met online found out his mom was whoring herself out and I had to convice her to not snitch.

>Chasing Jap women and not chill Jap late-teens and early twenties brochicks
Like just what did your daddy feed you

gene testing

Yea Forums - Video Games

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>be a useless neet
>have nothing wrong with me really other than lack of motivation
>go to bed every night knowing I'm contributing to the collapse of the system
Feels good

>he Japanese authorities are notoriously uncooperative with Western men whose Japanese wives have kidnapped the kids.
It has nothing to do with that. Divorce in Japan are pretty much considered a private matter, and custody is almost always given to whoever has the child with them. In Japan (between Japanese couple) you have an equal rate of women "fleeing" with their children and men doing the same. The law is made in a way that a judge cannot force a parent to give access to children to the other parent since the concept of shared custody doesn't exist. Blame the law itself, don't blame "the authorities" who are just enforcing what the law enable them to enforce.

This has some "advantages" however, women running away and asking for alimony afterwards aren't a thing. So while you may never see your children again you are also free of all your parental responsibilities. Sure often it's not a good trade-off, but it can be better than being cucked in the West to give 30% of your wage for a child you see 2 weekends per month...

>ever sending money to extended family
Fuck. That.

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>tell user to have sex
>he does with women
OHNONONONO HAHAHAHAH

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Not memeing: Asian women really are better. This guy just got unlucky, and is probably a beta/dumbass.

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You dont need to stop your hobby thats bull, you can be a good and responsible father and still play vidya.

too soon

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More like the Chinese women are in such high demand and in such low quantity and by design they are all super gold diggers AND those Chinese are investing heavily in Africa. Many of those dudes literally do not have a choice.

Not for nothing, but a diagnosis of depression is literally the easiest thing in the world to get.
If you say to a doctor 'I think I might be depressed' 10 times out of 10 he will offer you drugs.
That's why so many millenials and zoomers are 'depressed' and have 'anxiety' or whatever, nobody will argue the point if you think you have it, but you all go on worrying they won't believe you.
He agrees and you immediately buy into it. I thought I was depressed, now an expert agrees, vindication!
Then you take the mind rewiring drugs until after 3 weeks your dick stops being an erogenous zone, then after 2 months you might not get it up at all.
But it's fine because you can still work, you can still make money for others and you won't follow through on killing yourself, so the drugs work as intended.

Does anyone have that comic in which Zelda tells Link that Ganon got her teen pregnant so Link yells “FALCON PUNCH” and punches her in the chest?

Because that’s what this thread makes me think of.

Lmao
What a cunt
Tell her she needs to stop going on facebook and her retarded hobbies
You fucked up by marrying a bitch op

There is nothing wrong with furthering the collapse of a system that does not serve the interests of our race.

Asian women are worse man. When it comes to being psycho at least. Maybe they are faithful though because of culture.

>all women are the same

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Did she suddenly have this outburst out of nowhere? Here's what really happened.

She was previously OK with your hobbies. But she talked to her friends and family about motherhood. The conversation drifted to you and they all collectively told her "uhhhhhh he can't do that you have to stop him." So all she is right now is following the collective will of strangers. Letting others dictate her life. But I dunno japanese society I heard family is law there. You might be boned.

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God MSI's newest Album was such absolute garbage, how can you seethe so hard about Trump and simultanously put zero emotion into your album
>Even has a fucking trigger warning
>The Band that would throw piss at their audience
Cucked

As a finn I'm offended by your post.

Austin 4 when?

The drugs I got didn't do jack shit to anything, not even my dick. Maybe they don't sell the megadrugs you murricans get here in Europe but as far as I am concerned, I might have not been eating any drugs at all.

lmao, asian women cheat like crazy. With married Asian men.

It's basically cuck culture with actual cucking. Unsure if incels can handle it.

See

>OP

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN WANTS TO IMPREGNATE A TON OF WOMEN AT ONCE? AM I BECOME NIGGER?

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Just fucking off her

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The more a woman pretends to be kawaii and cute, the more psycho and manipulative she is. So all your jap women who act like anime girls are really crazy bitches.

>”Our race”
Other white people won’t care about you or choose to associate with you just because you’re also white.

What if I told you can have sex without children?

Take women's unearned rights away first. Letting women have rights literally destroys civilizations.

3dpd roasties DENIED

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Asian girls aren't even very interested in sex. They're far less promiscuous. I doubt they cheat more.

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>be me
>helping my friend packing up the furnitures before they moves out
>friend goes with his dad for errands
>its just me and his hijabi mom
>she suddenly starts flirting with me
>giving me bedroom eyes
>tfw felt like I’m in a porno scene
>mfw she later tells me to always remind my friend to pray 5 times a day

Women be weird man

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>fewer sexual partners
>rate of sex in japan increased in the last 10 years
>yet 40% of the population between 18-35 never had sex
Japanese women are whores.

It’s called being a slut

In the future, the only whites that will remain are those who had enough of racial consciousness to stick together and not mix.

I guess the only option then is a late-term abortion somewhere in the Russian countryside.

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>Kill yourself you worthless sack of shit. You are meant to suffer just like your ancestors suffered. It is your obligation to give your life for those around you, you stupid fucking faggot. Contrary to what you believe, your life is not yours.
you're a homo and a cuck

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So many fags falling for this bait

Shit. I think the biofilm from the mexican and filipino bitches ive banged really rubbed off on me damn it. Help.

I'm talking about Germany, actually. I got a quarter dose and lost all feeling. Stopped taking them immediately after realizing and it took 4 months to go back to normal.
I told my doctor and she was like 'yeah that does happen, if it's important to you to maintain that function it's probably best we try something else'.
Yeah, like getting the fuck outta that quacks office and fixing my fucking problems without their evil dick destroying tincture.

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>abortion
>late term abortion
Mate, not OP, but I don't want to kill my kid. What kind of man wants this?

Based and redpilled

can someone post YT videos of crazy azian wifes?

So many retards falling for "have sex" meme.

based
cope

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>she tells me I need to sell my vidya
Cucked

No, there are lots of good ones.

make me

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Jesus christ man, the proper response to have sex is dilate
not fucking actually going and having sex
what is even the purpose of the chart is you aren't going to consult it?

This
If she is unironically expects you to drop something you clearly enjoy just because you "need to focus" before the baby is even there, then she's just not a very good person that probably wouldn't take too kind to you telling her she needs to quit her job and work on her cooking "in order to prepare for motherhood"
It's one thing if you need the money and that's the only thing that can keep you off the street or some similar shit, but someone telling you to give up something you enjoy just to mood you into some image of what you "should" be like is just straight up abusive
I hate this double standard shit

In my country (France) you can request a judge to add your own children to some Watch List, that way they are unable to leave the country unless both parents are giving their agreement. This applies to the entire Schengen+ area as well, so even if the wife would drive to another EU Country and try to board a plane there, she would get stopped at passport control. This is exactly to prevent what you describe.

A husband can ask a judge to add his on children onto that watch list if he suspects anything, it can be almost instantly in effect (

Lmao I see in your future a post not unlike OP's.

If hes been practical just a though for 20+ years since the mother kidnapped him and disappeared then he's not really your son.
He's just another individual who might have borrowed a feature or two from you.

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...Ok?

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chart if you*

>Real women
>Marrying
When will you retards learn they aren't worth it? What you see outside is an illusion, whenever you see a cute couple kissing passionately you're just seeing one of their short-lived good moments, at home they're constantly shouting at each other, fighting over things so retarded it makes Yea Forums console wars sound intellectual.
I've seen this shit hundreds of times and race is also a non-factor, whites, blacks, asians, browns, they all have the exact same issues, also gay couples are the same thing, there's always the "Woman" of the relationship. Everytime you see a chad with a cute girl, always remember that it isn't worth it. You can't escape it, stick to porn.

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>t. beta that's gonna marry some roastie and raise her kid

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Just rape her so hard that her vag tears open and she bleeds out, I'm sure your cock could fracture its skull anyway

>actually falling for the have sex meme

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i want to cum though

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>Doctors in Germany supplying their patients with medicine that makes them incompetent.
rly makes ya think
Did she have distinctive nose perhaps?

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>marry
yikes

>without children
no thanks

>she tells me I need to sell my vidya
lmao

Digital distribution wins again. My wife couldn't make me sell my video games even if she wanted to.

By the way,
>every time I try to play vidya she pulls the plug out of the wall and screams at me
my wife and I have a child and she doesn't behave this way. Why would you marry someone like that?

impotent*
Fucking autocorrect

Yeah you're definitely depressed, maybe seek out therapy in addition to utilizing those social safety nets

>Italy: 3
Seems really unrealistic...

what world are you living in? you're delusional if you think asian women are saving themselves for you...

>people unironically live in countries where the average woman is a used up slut
God damn it must be depressing to be a Swede.

Buy a Storage Unit if you have old stuff that's worth money. Get a Computer. Use to for Bills. Hide the Games for the computer. Buy a HandHeld so you can play when you need to escape.

>asian wives
>christian
what

Cant OP just get out of this relationship by just saying he cheated on her all the time even if its not true?

>Women be weird man

Thats hypergamy nature speaking volumes, also stigmas are like aphrodisiacs to women, they're attracted like magnets to the forbidden fruit, I had this figured I when to the church as a teenager, it was full of closeted sluts.

I learned this by watching my retard parents. Wizard life for me please.

Therapists are fucking hacks that can't solve my issues as my issues stem both from my past, as well as fundamental outlook to life.

I have a fucking amazing marriage but pretty much agree all other couples look like this. Half the guys I know in long term relationships are cucked into feminist theory and aren't allowed to verbally defend themselves when the bitch comes home and takes her whole day out on them. Any man that crossed them that day, my buddy gets it in the neck. So gay, I've lost all respect for them.

That's even worse. Might as well just actually cheat on her if that's the case.

>genetic dead-end
>has a kid-in-the-making
Don't use fancy phrases if don't know what they mean.

>You will have more luck with a central/south american girl than with an asian one.

south american girls are the horniest bitches alive, but good lord are the biggest bitches if you don't take care of your kids.

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See Women aren't all the same. Asian girls are less promiscuous. Much less.

On New Year’s Eve I went out with all my co workers after our shift, we went to a bar and I brought my switch cause I thought it would be fun for them to watch me play and I could maybe teach them the basics and then they could get their own switches and we could all play together sometime but nobody seemed interested they all wanted to drink and dance and flirt or whatever I even took the switch on the dance floor and did a little dance while playing smash to show them they could still play smash and do other things because the switch is portable! One girl was actually mean about it and said “put away your game boy and try to act like an adult” and then when I explained to her how the game boy was a very different and much older system and while it has some good old games it would never be able to run smash she just ignored me for the rest of the night until they all went home. Fucking normies right?

>all this racemixing advocacy
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

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Haha nah. Its all doctors, it's just their go-to.
As far as I understand they just want as many people functioning as possible, that's success.
If you can disable their good time but also their bad, they can still go to work and won't cause trouble. They don't give too much of a damn about collateral damage.

>as fundamental outlook to life
I feel you. Keep fighting the good fight and leeching off those pathetic enabler cucks.

>What if I told you can have sex without children?

Heyy you guys, Im a weird fellow too! Accept me as a fellow virgin plz

>Yea Forums
>getting laid

lmao. also despited what blacked and cuck posters tell you, white women are the least prone to race mix.

Worse Korea is Christcuck Central. Cucked so bad, almost nothing remains of their ethnic religious belief

I'm east asian and would gladly take any western woman than the backstabbing and lying snakes in my home continent.
One of the many boons of immigrating here.

Black guy here. Just wanted you to know that I'll impregnate a white woman once I'm ready to settle down, hope it makes you seethe faggot.

>submissive
I just want a nice, sweet girl. She can work and gently femdom me as much as she wants.

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Honestly, why the fuck would you even want to participate and contribute to German society m8?
Your government is actively organizing the demographic replacement of your people, why support it with your hard earned tax yuros? I sure as hell won't, as long as niggers infest Finland.
t.

Based

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Your wife is likely no different from the average woman. She'll likely divorce rape you.

Your wife sounds like a stable individual. And you sound like a financially responsible young man.

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WAT link sauce pls

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Good, the more our race gets purged of degenerate racemixer genes, the better. Your mongrel offspring will be sent to the fucking gass chambers along with it's racetraitor mother.

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If its youre white and its your baby you need to do it. Seriously its better for everyone, let her have a black baby.

Wholesome and tradpilled.

>tfw you'll never get to spend your life with the perfect girls on the left
Rotten world.

based

>Once I'm ready to settle down

Reads as

>Once I find some depressed blob wiling to take my smelly dick

>implying it's his

>implying I am murrican.
You mongrels don't register as even humans in my eyes. Hopefully Yellowstone erupts and wipes your degenerate nation off the face of the earth.

>W-WE'LL RISE UP ONE DAY I SWEAR
You pathetic incel faggot will still be seething behind anonymity on an anime imageboard in decades. You absolute loser, fucking hilarious.

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>graphs based of testimony
because people don't lie, right?!

>t. triggered leftist whites that celebrates whites becoming minorities in their own lands
Beyond pathetic.

>Chad
>With a niggress

Thats the worst kind of cope user.

I know this is a joke but I know a guy who would do this or worse.
Guy is like a walking Rise Up meme, I was at a party with him last week, guys 32, never had a woman in his life, goes on holiday with him mother.
I leave him alone with two girls from the office, I come back with our drinks and he's explaining to them why his favourite band is some goth shit and making references to how he's basically a vampire as some sort of hail Mary to suck up any possible remaining twilight clout that might be in the air.
They left almost immediately after he'd finished talking.
I asked him wtf he did, and he just shrugged and quoted a reddit meme from 2012.

Enjoy your divorce rape

reminds me of that user years and years ago who got a 30 something yo jap slut pregnant from a one night stand and then her yakuza father forced them to get married
haven't thought about that poor fucker in a long while

Don't have sex when you are not fully prepared to have kids.
Condoms are primarily for not contracting STDs rather than a form of birth control.
Being on the pill is like playing with XCOM chances.
Even sterilization still has the >1% chance of fucking up.
Did no adult ever teach you this lesson?

My sister's basement dwelling autistic boyfriend knocked her up, she's almost 7 months along and she isn't making him do anything. He still plays Vidya for 15 hours a day and knows nothing about caring for a baby.

inb4 black kid

Lots of Christians in Korea, nipland and China, especially China.

I'm assuming you mean the trigger warning
youtube.com/watch?v=PzXhIw1UPpQ

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OH NO NO NO THIS EUROPOOR THINKS HIS OPINION MATTERS PFFFFF

OH PLEASE EXCUSE ME IT'S JUST THA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>He's replying unironically

God, niggers are so fucking stupid.

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it's too late, it's over for you

>Lol you won't do shit you incel
>*Tarrant shoots up a mosque*
>NOOOO PLS GOVERNMENT, BAN THESE NEONAZIS, NO NAZIS ANYWHERE PLS MAKE IT STOP

Nice cope.

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>ugly bug woman
Those girls are objectively 10/10. Are you blind?

>This is why you have to date women who have similar hobbies.
Or just establish that the two of you like different shit and carry on regardless
>but what if she says no?
Let her walk.

>posting degenerate kike magazines as proof of anything

Because I'm not German, just here to work during this short lived tech boom and hide my earnings in Switzerland before the banks collapse next year.
I basically just do whatever I want, like the rest of this country's guests, and if the locals get mad I just request that they vote afd to get rid of me. Win win.

>Wagie fell for the marriage meme

Get fucked dude. NEVER marry, acquire currency faggot

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Imagine having some BLACKED fetish image saved on your computer.

why are you talking about yourself in third person?

WMBF is great because it triggers both /pol/acks and chimps who hate whitey. I hope someone posts that screencap of the white guy carrying his black gf with all the black guys responding calling him a colonizer

Seethe faggot
>Celebrating a terrorist
This is why you will never have sex. Not even your parents would defend you if they knew how much of a pathetic loser you are, incel.

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5 months? You've got one more month to get your abortions in, preferably as soon as possible! Up through the 6th month it should be legal in most (not crappy) states, but frankly you waited too long all ready.

Seriously though, its possible either A) she's actually shitty. Its not necessary to give up your hobbies to be a good parent, much less before the baby comes to 'get ready'. Next, even if she did think that the way she did it - pulling the plug and screaming is bloody unacceptable. If you turned off the TV or otherwise messed with whatever her hobbies are, she'd be livid and rightfully so as its a huge disrespectful gesture. or B) The pregnancy hormones are making her fucking crazy. This is actually a thing, consider it PMS x 10 and can be better or worse depending on the woman. It can vary in presentation or intensity depending on individual chemistry and trimester (ie some women feel fantastic in their 1st super horny and "glowing" but by the 2nd they're aggressive, their feet hurt etc...

In any event talk to her calmly. Let her know your concerns and see how she responds. Do not engage right after she pulls the plug or whatever except to say something like "I don't think that's fair and you wouldn't like the same thing done to you, would you?" . Ideally, wait until she's done with that incident or rage out and engage her when she's calm. Calmly state both what you think and how you feel, and listen to her concerns - it may be something partially or totally unrelated to gaming itself (ie she's worried that she isn't ready for the baby, made a mistake etc... so the fact that you're not on BABY MODE 24-7 makes her subconsciously be reminded of her own concerns etc, or perhaps something in the relationship itself - maybe she only needs a little reassurance, maybe she has a real issue with you she's kept inside, or maybe its just being bitchy... ) in any case, make an effort to talk calmly.

>Not having her get an abortion
Bro.... Dont listen to /pol/ it aint worth having kids in this economy/world.

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>not raising your son
Only a nigger would do that.

Sounds like he was just shooting the shit if he regurgitated some pasta, still not the time and place for it.

>t. seething roastie
If you're really a white man, you're delusional.

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Well, I guess you are alright then. Whatever brings about the collapse of the modern cucked western liberal democracies the quicker, the better.

nice fake

So the memes were real, niggers are stupid.

She's cheating on you

Someone's angry.

>tfw no pure asian gf

Not only a nigger but also a frog poster...

What a genetic dead end.

yeah it's you.

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>friends girlfriend is a huge feminist cunt
>ends up actually having an abortion
>destroys her mentally
>she's still fucked like 3 years later
lol it makes me laugh every time I see it.

is this you?

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based
wagies on suicide watch

>lots
>japan
No not really.

>mfw I redpill my parents daily about why violent revolution against the current multicultural cancer is not only necessary, but also inevitable and they agree with me.
>mfw my father is converting our summer home basically to a holdout camp in the case of societal collapse due to our discussions.

Thank god I live in Finland where ethnonationalism is still implicit within most of our peoples, even if it is not outright stated due to it never previously being necessary.
The shitskin minorities here will either get deported, or exterminated within my lifetime, and it feels bloody good.

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genetic dead-end for wanting to kill his kid

>destroys her mentally
>she's still fucked like 3 years later
Ill take shit that never happened for 300, Alex.

>have sex
is the new
>delete system 32

lmao

Oh no, I think you misunderstand. He is mentally about 14. His main criteria for finding a gf is if she dresses like she might be into the same bands as him.
At 32.

Having an outlet to talk about your problems only makes it harder for you to take any real action because you already feel better just by talking about it.

You think Jamal helped him move his little gamey wameys?!

>Man up
>Using this phrase unironically

>Virgin projecting because he'll never have children meanwhile BLVCK BVLLS like me are fucking "your" women
Pathetic.

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1 or 2 percent, I think. So a few millions.

>You are meant to suffer just like your ancestors suffered
lol not for this society. The cycle breaks here.

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You sound like a certain group of (((troublemakers)))

>furry sex
>blood
>more blood
user I think he’s joking

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Why don't you actually help him instead?
You remind me of that one kid in my class way back then who always made fun of the bi polar kid but tells others that they should be friends with him.

This one?

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cope

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What's so hard to believe about that story? You must be pretty fucked up already to not get fucked up by some doctor vaccuming the brains from your kid, while it's inside you.

yeah dude asian women are totally telling the truth

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cope

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I slept with a bed once, it wasnt as great as it sounds.

I wish I had your powers.
My mom is a bleeding heart hippie that's so out of touch she still thinks the UE is the same paradise it was when she visited during her college days, and think trump is actually satan and that bernie will save the country with his unfeasable healthcare plans.

BLEACHED

Why are women allowed to murder children again? This feels more like a nightmare than reality, how is this shit legally allowed?

Cause Moloch

not our fault white girls are shit nowadays, Hitler. Your damn fault for not finishing the job

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Don’t take her shit
You are allowed to have hobbies

>this thread
>all these mad incel cucks seething butthurt that OP has had more sex than them

Fetuses aren't children

I have hated children since I was a child. also user never said he had kids retard

Cope.

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>Mfw OP probably followed this meme

I'm so thankful for my virginity

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>The way your languaged that post
Youre either a /pol/tard or an evangelical pushing an agenda. The procedure is non-invasive and youre sedated while it happens. Youre fucking retarded if you think it would mentally scar a woman, not like it stillbirthed or she miscarried. Have sex unironically.

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you're now realizing that laws don't mean anything

It's just her hormones, user. It'll pass.

Alternately, add micro dosage of arsenicum to her food to kill the baby without any traces

Women don't give a shit about morality. It's practical for them to be able to butcher their children, so they demand it from politicians.

cherry picking?
yes

ok this is eric
im calling the cops

Virtue is not a permanent value and must change with the times.
Same with honor.

>I-I'll lose my virginity to a white woman any day now

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I've tried, a bunch of times. I actually keep getting fooled that he's going to change because he takes my advice for a short while, then goes back to normal at the first roadblock.
I got him to lose weight, I got him to tone it down with the vampire banter, I advised him to shave and dress a bit better, but he always goes back to how he was before.
I like the guy, but honestly mostly hang out with him out of pity. He's not a bad person, just always going to be a virgin.
I sometimes wish I could just take over his life for 9 months, but I would make him fundamentally a different person and that's not fair to him.
He is who he is. I can either be his friend or not.

>pushing an agenda.

Thats exactly what abortist scum like yourself are doing.

Get a hacked 3DS or a Switch and keep it hidden and play it when you are “out getting something from the store” in your car.

But it looks like your days of plugged into a wall gaming is over.

Dont worry, you'll naturally get disinterested in games as you get older.
Might as well start now.

Americans don't get summer homework even at the post secondary level.

>tfw rejected every single girl who came up to me in middle and high school because I saw how badly marriage was fucking over my dad.

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>non-invasive
You're literally destroy the brains of your baby-sized, semi-concious fetus. It can feel pain, and it has a heartbeat. All your leftist sophistry notwithstanding, It's blatantly evil.
>poltard
Yeah, I'm not a commie, unlike you.

>i'm a sociopath, so everyone else is too

>just always going to be a virgin
That is not a negative, I don't know why you wrote it as such.
And if you're just friends out of pity then you are a true bastard.

>all this cope and lies
Face it, lady. You're a piece of shit.

Based as fuck

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Im glad you showed your true colors /pol/tard. Back to the 1800s where you can continue to control women, think of something that doesnt have consciousness as human, and youre intelligence above others.
>It can feel pain
>It's blatantly evil.
>Implying Im a commie just for not being a Christcuck
Amazing projection

So you spread your genes and don't have to do jack to raise the kid. How is this not win/win?

Abortion is murder, but it's okay, because pretty much everyone who opposes abortion is okay with murder.

>accuse others of pushing an agenda when it applies more to them
Why do all leftist cunts do this?

>thinking that putting dick in vagoo magically alters a person into being better
shit friend, I hope he cuts you out

Not that guy, but you're clearly a deranged, low-IQ cunt.

>knowingly killing my unborn child wont have any effect on me
Yeah if that's true, you're actually just evil and deserve to be stoned to death. Can't wait for Islam to fix this nonsense.

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Ok, Mr. Shekelstein!
I'll be sure to make you proud!

Go back to leftypol or r/politics.

projecting

Keep coping you disingenous piece of shit.

>punch
Nigger, hit up Yea Forums and ask for the pic of the abortion tea, you'll get places. I'd start your thread with tits, not pepe, though
Next time get a girlfriend who doesn't want to fuck up your life because she has a kid.

Well duh, you're female so a natural sociopath.

What a fucking cuck. Kill yourself incel.

you can have sex without getting a bitch pregnant though

>he actually "HAVE SEX"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>have sex
(with protection)

I'll take it you're not close to anyone who's actually had one. Killing your child while under the spell of pregnancy hormones is extremely mentally draining to anyone who's not a fucking psycho.

>Unironically falling for the have sex meme
I fucking hate people as fucking stupid and brain dead as you OP. Go fucking die in a fire you useless worthless waste of oxygen.

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Despite what happened to OP, I want a qt asian gf, bros.

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Fuck, this post hits way too close home

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Funny enough this is the kind of shit she would say, yet she breaks down into tears if it's mentioned. She ended up getting pregnant again and having the child.

You sound like a shit friend.

I like how this poster didn't even realize his double entendre.

You are not the father.

God i want that one on the upper right to manhandle me

Simple, effective and to the point..

>neighbor and friend for many years
>he got married and has a kid
>nowadays the only vidya he plays is dark souls 3 in the wee hours of the night
>he tells me he wants to only play easy games because it's a break from how challenging being a father and husband is

Sex.
Not even once.

If you see people say "Have sex". Report them.

All women are evil.
All people are evil.

>have sex
>actually have it
>life destroyed
Well Yea Forums?

Explain? Last I knew fetuses were human beings and killing human beings is still classified as murder wether you like or not.

>b-but they aren't alive

Wrong retard.

Let me present you an infracass of animals named as MARSUPIALS, they're mammals just like us.

You see, unlike humans, marsupials lack something we do, called PLACENTA, that protects the embryo from its mother immune system. So instead of maturing inside the mother, you know what the little marsupials do? They fuck off out of its mother's womb and follow blindly back to its mother pouch to receive nutrients.

>b-but fetuses aren't alive

The moment your autistic sperm starts multiplying with the ovum it's alive.

/ v / - V I D E O G A M E S

sounds reasonable why would you have kids and not care about them

Congratulations, you figured out the oldest knowledge of humanity: females are pure cancer, plain and simple.

Let's say there are 1 million. Five percent are women aged 20-30 if the general population pyramid is the same as for Christians, so 50,000. Top ten percent of physical attractiveness, 5000. Willing to date a foreigner, let's say 50% for 2500. You can see how this gets harder and harder.

>Just castrate yourself, goy.
No thanks.

Why do retards always say this? "men too!!" Please do not post on forums if you are a low iq monkey or a zoomer.

>sell my vidya
So she want you to get rid of that moviestation or basedwitch?
I can't blame her . She doesn't want the kid to become retarded like his father.

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>Explain?
Science. Look up the definition of child, then look up the definition of fetus. Discussion ends here, have sex.

>he fell for the sex meme lmao

>hair dye

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who cares, video games are dead anyway nowadays.

You cunts would love a friend like me. I came off badly, ill admit, but it doesn't change that we're friends and that I've tried to help him when he's asked, and if he doesn't I stay the fuck out of it.
Doesn't matter to me if he wants to stay a virgin, no skin off my nose, but he does want to meet somebody and start a family, he says as much.
I'll keep being his pal, but he is still embarrassing in front of girls and I feel bad for him for that. Not sorry.

Based retard

Just based

>Let's say there are 1 million
3 million, at least. Well, these girls tend to congregate in churches, so it's far from impossible. And they like tall white guys.

If you think modern men are any good you're a retard. Women were always kind of shit but men at least used to be good. Now you're a bunch of over emotional little pussies.

I bet most of the posters in this thread UNIRONICALLY think it's ok for men to cry. Which is just pathetic.

Your own fault for falling for it.

then op shouldn't have any problems, but he's crying like a little bitch

Funny, because what I said is what a biologist would've said. Keep ignoring science though.

Because females are not human, simple as that. Stop thinking of them as having morality, empathy, or any other kind of thing that could be described as "soul".

>unironically getting mad at someone stating that everyone is a shitbag
Anybody who's interacted with other humans for any length of time should know that everyone will fuck them over at the drop of a hat.

>short term 400-600 dollars is worth liquidating a collection
Lole no

Not an argument. Fetuses aren't children, get over it.

I'm sorry that life has made you it's victim. In my experience most people will leave you in peace to get on with your own life at the drop of a hat.

oh god stop posting monkey

Like I thought. Fucking embarrassing. No one under 25 is anything resembling a man.

>Black guy here
>ready to settle down
I already know you're lying.

Yeah but females are far more "evil" than any man and 1000000 times more sinister, vindictive and backhanded.

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Pinpoint the event that causes it to transform into a life, or fuck off

>getting married

Yeah, I forgot about all those mass killings and genocides orchestrated and carried out by women. Oh wait, you’re a fucking retard.

What's the best country in asia to move to if you only have 50 grand and no degree?

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based and Hunterpilled

Whatever gets him the most white knight point with irresponsible women.

>Deflecting

I guaran fucking tee I could vacation there and fuck the local women and I'm a mutt.

>unironically, legitimately, fucking genuinely believing that 'man hard need to not feel thing ever'

That tree game is some shit

Coming out of the vagina ~9 months later. Get over it, fag.

oh hes here and he postet it again
i love it every time he posts it

>Unironically wants his goblin kids not to look like him.
>destroys his own bloodline to make Internet misanthropes seethe
Based glow in the dark retard gorilla

>something fits the definition of life
>nah that doesn't matter let me pick an arbitrary point
retard

>Child support is worth vidya and not having to deal with a nagging bitch who thinks she has any power over you
Jesus user, come on. Don't you ever just look at what you write?

Like I said, they are more backhanded and petty in their evil.

Life doesn't start when you have a child, why the fuck you don't have a job, why you don't already have an stablish dominance over your wife, you deserved idiot.

This is what I mean. You kids are fucking pussies. Sure feel it, but never ever let anyone know. Maybe your best friend. and ESPECIALLY never cry in front of people.
Sorry bucko better luck next universe.

Mods and jannitors deserve torture and death.

>YOU'RE LITERALLY DESTROYING YOUR BLOODLINE!!!
I don't care, have sex.

Not him but he's right. Any man advocating for crying in front of others is trying to build a comfy little nest where they can be as gay and weak as they want and nobody is allowed to say anything, and that's pathetic.
Stop laying the groundwork to make it acceptable to be half a man and spend that energy instead being fucking useful, you blubbering dicklet

I’ll take backhanded slander over genocide any day.

>to transform into a life
He didn't actually say it's not alive. Stop strawmanning you retarded faggot. The fucking burger I ate yesterday used to be alive but I don't see you picketing the slaughterhouse.

I'm mixed and look better than both my parents by a large margin. We're the future.

I unironically was born at 7 months by c-section, am perfectly alive.