What are you playing at brah ?

Why do all /fit/ icons keep dying?

Same shit happens to every roid abuser.
Some of them just have better heart surgeons. See: Arnold, Sylvester Stallone

>thought at one point a body like this was attained naturally
>find out 9/10 use steroids

it's so easy... even I could attain this body
but it would mean an early death

kind of pointless because I can still get women while being a skinny shortmen
whoda thunk personality mattered

Because they're all frauds, just like /fit/ itself.

>outlived zyzz as a fat, scrawny neet who never leaves his room except on rare occasion

huh

Not him but hgh gut is a real thing, especially when combined with insulin.

>he doesn't know

>2019
>still not realizing Bloatmode is the true /fit/

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

You mean strongfat.
It's a thing, but sure as fuck not for any of the scrawny nerds on Yea Forums.
Strongfat is for people that have strong bone framework that can stand the stress and weight, most of Yea Forums definitely can't.
It's much better for them to swim and go ottermode, easier on the bones.
Otherwise they're just gonna hurt themselves like complete idiots.

Everybody in the entire world wants a shortcut. He posted his shit on misc once in a thread I was in and it was pretty heavy duty especially since he stated he coasted instead of cycling (except for his clen). Also clen like most cutting drugs is extremely unhealthy in general, tren, hgh, test are all fine but shit like dnp and clen are terrible for you.

I have to buy it on GOG to play it

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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jesus FUCK how disturbing

Whats wrong with the steam version? i own both but played the gog version with some modifications

yo is this achievable natty

No I mean bloatmode, the real term.

Looks like a troglodyte

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No that gorilla belly is a symptom of steroid abuse

Max Payne 3, bruh. After I finished L.A. Noire I had a strange need to revisit this. It's very linear and there are lots of interruptive cutscenes, but now that I've gotten over it it's really really good.

Played it with a controller at first, then switched to k&m and what the absolute fuck? This is BY FAR, and I mean BY FAAAAARRR the best third person shooter ever made. The storyline is also getting really good. Holy fuck, this game makes Naughty Dog seem like an indie studio.

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Guess which body can get slapped unconscious by the other body and have his gf stolen while he snoozes

He used hgh. Look at his stomach - it's bloated and ugly. Hgh makes your intestines bigger.

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It’s even better when you revisit it because there’s a lot of details one can miss. Lots of foreshadowing in the game too

Zyzz was natty, just like Scooby

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What u say son of bitch?

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you're not gonna go around beating anybody up. drop the larp fantasies

The left would also probably lose a fight retard. Dont pretend like the right guy isnt strong. Left would tire so fucking fast. And his added strength is just superfluous and wouldnt help in a fight

He looks like a fucking random encounter in a Yakuza game.

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Please tell me scooby is alive

Life unlike that shitskin

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Looks like a character from one of those MMO's where you can turn the head size all the way up.

Did he ever come back to /fit/?

steroids and crappy dime attitude

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Based

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haha omg zyzz was just like me lol!
he posted on my favorite board once and told me that im going to make it woah
even though he was an asshat I still respect him simply because he's very attractive lmao

Based ZYZZ

Never gonna make it

How tall do you think he is?

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Stay natty brahs

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Didn't he die at 22?

what a freak!!!! it polumboism baby

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Don't do lots of drugs and sit in a sauna for hours with ladyboys

Natty is the only way.

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>Tren
>Fine for you
Fucking yikes
Good ole slin gut

But in reality even a 10/10 guy would fuck her. Why not? Its minimal effort. Might as well give her pussy a spin.

>act like a faggot
>be surprised when faggots react positively

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>talks about genetics
>looks like pic related without roids

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He still posts vids and is doing fine ye.

It does actually. You get massive roid tiddies unless you take estrogen blockers and you get a disgusting belly like animal from the road warriors

>u got whats coming to ya
Did he somehow know what would end up happening?

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Tren is fine for you though.

Truth be told Zyzz really wasnt that attractive in the face. He looks like some fucking caricature. The attention he got was all his body.

>Me? I'm on my second playthrough of Baldur's Gate: The Shdows of Amn. Going the evil route this time

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Dude looks pregnant

Does anyone else not care about gains or anything, but just go to the gym regularly because it feels amazing when your whole body hurts and you're completely exhausted?
I don't see many guys doing cardio but I run on an incline after lifting to expend all my energy.

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This is what females are talking about when they say they are attracted to "dad bod"

man its too hot to game now.

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>mfw I really really looks like this faggot
Oh god, people have been lying to me.

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What games allow you to get buff

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Locking your joints is snap city for your limbs.

This was my favorite Stan Lee cameo

>started out as a skelly
>is now back to being a skelly
Wow life really is a circle

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because its wrong to do so
casual sex isnt right

big lenny is based

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this makes my peepee rock hard

look at the absolute gorilla brow on connie price smith

i want to see more of this

It doesnt matter what you think. The fact is thats what happens. Which is why normal guys have such a hard time getting laid/getting a gf. Or when they do finally get themselves a girl, he is just getting the sloppy leftovers from 15 different chads.

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i dont care
its still not right

Just started Yakuza 0, real man's game brah.

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Body builders usually arent healthy. the low fat % and heavy bulking rollercoastering takes a toll on your body. Even worse when you throw roids in the mix.

Well hopefully you have the ability to look past a womens sexual history, because you won't find one with your same values

t. Mad twinks

>a second plate

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are you stupid? the bloatlord would destroy anyone

post body, fatty

>tfw she died
Christ

>just water
What the fuck? I always thought they actually had coffee in these cups

If I ever find out who doxxed Scooby, I'll fucking tear their arms and legs off. Scooby is too pure for this world

How TF is he both fat and muscular with abs? Shits weird yo.

Was Zyzz a gamer?

Based if true.

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>roiding for this

He's like 5'4 and lifting for 4 years

I don't play games, I'm too busy shitposting on Yea Forums

C O P E

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Misc crew unite!! U aware?? Hahahaha nigger

>TinyTrip

Only if the girl is under 5 foot

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Back to the discord

would sell my soul for his upper back desu

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>Do so much tren you have fucking negative bf%
>hop in a sauna
>heart does a flip

>The attention he got was all his body.

That goes for most gym bros. You're understimating the attraction power of a well buit body.

is that the tranny that him and jason did a train on?

he was kurdish so it makes sense

They exist user, quit projecting.

WHOA
look
at
that
FREAK

why am I seeing Delray misfits crossover on v?
It goofy

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His jawline was pretty good but his face was just creepy as shit.

>dies in cardiac arrest

muh roids

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jesus fucking christ i thought he was going to adjust his shit but no fucker almost goes full al bundy mode right on the catwalk

He has great facial aesthetics no matter what .

If she isn't a >5'5" Asian womanlet she isn't worth lifting for.

Should have passed his genes on when he had the chance

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GOOD FUCKIN MORNING

>slapping intensifies

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The ultimate redpill on fitness is that it's a load of stupid gay shit.

People with the highest life expectancy in the world (mostly Japan and Greece, though not exclusively) share the same common traits : frugal food consumption, frugal meat consumption, but when they do eat the said food is very high quality. When it comes to physical activity they do some but it 's part of their lifestyle, read farming or having to walk to go around. Genetics do play a role but it's not the number one factor.

Meanwhile in our "civilized" countries zoomers are thinking, for some reason, that eating a shitload of meat to get "big" and putting needles inside their asses will somewhat make them healthier because they think that being muscular is a sign of being healthy.

You want to live long and healthily ? Copy what old Okinawans are doing. You want to be a pretty flower for the ladies ? Grow up pussy. You want to defend yourself ? Buy a gun.

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what discord?

Look at pretty much any wrestler from the 80s.

And then a second? I need the story

>fitness = bodybuilding

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Underrated and v won't appreciate this

Tren really isn't bad for you bud

ps4 bruh. crash team racing is the tightest shit!

God nsj looks so ugly

Japs are sòyboys who watch anime to cope with their shit lives
I'd rather live a life at my peak condition, even if it that means dying younger.

Holy shit post body you skinnyfat dork

I was going to get /fit/ but I just dislike physical exercise too much. I never liked it, even in PE back in elementary I didn't like anything but swimming, and even then that was just because splashing around in the water is fun when you're 10.
I think people who say that running feels great or lifting weights releases dopamine are either liars or vastly exaggerating how good it feels.
Tried to do some pushups and it didn't make me feel good, it just made my arms hurt and made me angry I couldn't do one right.
I'll still do a little physical exercise so I don't die of cardiovascular disease at 40, but I really don't think abs and pecs are worth the multiple-year expenditure I'm in for.

>Should have passed his genes on when he had the chance
If you had a turkey baster you could pull his genes out of the asses of dozens of thai ladyboys.

There's no point in becoming fit unless you have a reason too.

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

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wtf is misc?

I went to the gym and was in okay shape for years and never enjoyed it

not watching that

The Misc board of bodybuilding.com forums

>there will never be another ZEBRAH
Chestbrah got the shit genetics, hopefully someone preserved his DNA so we can make a CRISPR baby without the heart conditions.

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Wrastling is gay but can be cool

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>Wrastling is gay
Nah, look at the guy's face in the last frames of the webm you responded to. Boys are getting fucked up, wrestling's good

>when the weights fell on them and snapped them some more
jfc

Cardio>muscle

Theres a reason specops and the worlds deadliest soldiers value conditioning over all else.

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That's great. If I don't go to the gym at least twice a week I feel like absolute shit on the verge of death. If I don't exercise my back/shoulder muscles I get those nerve knot pain things. Fun.

What the fuck is up with those shoulders? Is that normal?

DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE YOU CAN FADE YOU CAN FADE AWAY...

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I mean now I'm not in shape and feel like shit every day but the gym isn't any better and you have to pay for it so yeah

in 10 days brah...
RIP

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He has such a weird hairdo. It makes his face look so small. Only he could make it work

My Gym also has retarded hours. They close at 8pm mon-thurs Friday 7pm. Saturday. 2pm Sunday 1pm.

When I was dating I'd run over the Planet Fitness around around 11pm and get a good workout. Can't even get close to doing it when I want anymore and the gym I go to now costs three times as much. All because of a fucking pool I hardly ever get to use.

Nothing happens. That guy has more luck than brain cells.

so you mean basically all armenians

nope nope nope

My great-grandfather was like that, or so I hear. Massive gut, but he could knock out a horse with a single punch.

someone should post snap city webm with the chick in PT

Both are important if you want peak functionality you tool.

>become fit by injecting shit into self
>die
woooooow

SCOOBY PLS COME BACK

We're not living in Cave Man days.

You're fucking retarded. One connection is all the left guy needs to maim the guy on the right. When you're beaten by someone who can push more weight than a Steel Bar can hold with out bending you're injuries are a little more severe than just being sore for the next couple days.

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tfw were all gonna make it

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God i hope thats a real woman

post boypussy

Cope harder muscle fag. The meat heads are the first to drop in BUDS. Only the skinny fat dyel guys make it through.

What's a woman?

A miserable little pile of tampons

is like a man without a benis and instead has a salty coin and milk slot.

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No more hugs, will

>short hair
>skinny
>standing in a complete shit tip of a room
it can only be iiniku ushijima

YOU OWE ME

Please eleborate dear anonymous

>dex fags

>that video of him drinking a trannies piss

what the fuck is going on here

felt the dude's bonner

Holy fuck, I never thought I'd see so many uninformed posts in one place. You guys don't know shit about lifting, bodybuilding or what Zyzz was using. Very sad. You're not going to make it.

>roid up
>experience heart issues
>don't take them seriously
>keep roiding and pumping iron
>die
wow what a shock
You want an unjust death of peak specimen, look at Billy

How the fuck could you let this guy stack on so much weight that he uses his hands to get that shitty half-rep in? What a terrible friend.

>try to look tough
>sideline yourself for months
>rehabilitate for years
>be unable to perform the same way for the rest of time

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>not working both

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I couldn't believe when that fucking happened. Why would you agree to greet slapped and then shake that man's hand like? I knew he was retarded but this was too much.

ah yes, fashion

>You will never cum in her throat
These are the thoughts that make me consider ending it all.

>peak specimen

I mean... I loved Billy, but he was way past "peak specimen".

those operators from 1955 didn't know shit about nutrition and most of them smoked Benson & Hedges kek

Yeah and they got shit done. As did most ancient warriors who didnt know shit about nutrition.

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unf, nigga, damn

Being overweight isn't just a fat problem.
If it were, gigantism would be a gigantic boon to any species.

>heart disease

he died because he was already a little bitch and that size you see was over his maximum natural body mass his bitch heart couldn't handle the pressure of over natural body mass and he died from cardiac arrest. Small people can't use steroids to maximum capacity like 6ft+ chads that can handle the extra mass and strain on their heart. If there was a way to swap out for a bigger more efficient heart then the next problem left would only be cancer and enlarged organs.

Big Show is still alive at almost 50 years old and over 400lbs he's already lived a year longer than Andre

yeah you're right, I hear you, it's interesting how this is demonstrated in boxing or other combat sports where endurance is so often the deciding factor

>Dragon's Dogma character creation

>seething

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underrated