ESA Summer Marathon 2019

I've noticed this too. Why do girls with shitty upbringings love being treated like shit? You'd think they would want a better life.

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/our guy/ taking the ban hard i see

How do we rate Trackmania?

good commentary, good gameplay

Drac X starting

It was better yesterday / 10

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deep down they feel like they themselves did something to deserve their father's rejection and should be punished. this is why they get off on abuse/being demeaned

Several hours for a racing game where you drive over 500km/h is not fast enough / 10

>"lick it all up and be a good little bitch boy"

Nox eyein' that cwasson with a hunger I've never seen before.

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this desu

Is Ben on cleanup duty

It's good but it shouldn't be that long. 1 hour would be enough. 6.5/10

this
I can understand some people being turned off by 4 hours of Track Mania, but the great commentary and gameplay make this super comfy for me.

what's your favourite image/webm so far?

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why do people wear caps indoors?

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Have you guys seen how shit Yea Forums is outside these threads? Goddamn its like the place is melting down.

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>The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth+

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EX going down is going to be lighting Yea Forums on fire for months. You can't stand between a man and his c word without consequences.

>what I'm doing right now is actually pretty difficult
>even the smallest mistake here and you're going to crash
>did I tell you how difficult this part is yet?
>btw check out the game on steam

During ESA I never visit anything else. It really hits you how bad this board is when this threads ends.

this one desu

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actually the bigger deal on Yea Forums right now is the TF2 economy crashing

Has Noz even been on screen at all?

I'm too busy following the sadpanda shit to focus on ESA, what did I miss after DMC 5 that's worth a watch?

Insecure about their shitty/lack of hair

he was in the crowd for the resident evil 4 run

Yes. I thought he hosted at least once and he's been in the audience a couple of times. Maybe I'm wrong though.

Exactly this.
It's fucking depressing from from marathon threads to regular Yea Forums.

Yea Forums isn't that bad compared to the cunny spam on Yea Forums.
Like fuck, it's crazy how pissed people are about mods

hes such a fucking cunt

A rich relative just fixed me up a lot in the cementery to my name if I happen to kill myself, that's nice I guess.

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TF2 is relevant again? What happened?

That's very kind of them

Some crates have 100% chances to drop an unusual due to a bug.

I unironically feel bad for Hogan poster. Liking a girl who will never like you back is the worst. I hate unrequited love.

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they released an update that (unintentionally??) made some crate have a 100% chance of dropping rare items, meaning the market price of existing rare items plummeted due to the ease of getting rare items through crates. i guess there are actually retards in 2019 who make money off TF2 market somehow

You can see the Adam's apple

That's pretty dope of them, means your family won't be burdened too much by the disposal of your corpse

it's just memes, he doesn't give a shit about her any more than me when i wank to this pic

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Very convenient.

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Previously unseen security footage of Punchy assaulting a man

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What a faggot

even if he's joking, this is serious sperg behavior

Dracula X is so fucking shit compared to Rondo. But that will be way better than Halo fucking 5.

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i don't know how he makes it through a day there without getting slapped

why is he like this?

The Nations run yesterday was better and far shorter.

disgusting
he should be banned immediately

>even if he's joking
No he really fucking runs ESA and beats his workers when they misbehave, you dipshit.

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Imagine being socialised as a kid in an harmful environment where your parents argue or fight all the time. Or if you only have one parent and they're a piece of shit.
That kind of upbringing leaves you with a lot of resentment or guilt, depending on your personality and the responsible parent(s). Many people like repeat the mistakes their parents made. They forgot the past but never dealt with the trauma, and a lack of introspection leads to them treating their kids like shit, just like their parents did.

It's very common too. Really depressing.

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who dis blue haired bitch?

he's literally a narc, he's the shit kid in school who acts like an absolute cunt then runs to the teachers anytime you do something

susan seems like the kind of person that would randomly scream and hit you and then when you ask him why he would call you defensive or something
aka most of the posters on this site

>4 Hours pf TrackMania
Why are Germans so autistic? Why do they love simulators so much?

I think he is funny

They didnt give it to you directly? I inherited 160k last year and I'm still unsure of what to really do with it.

Carrie, CV64/LoD. LoD is very underrated.

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This is true

He's baiting and the fact that so many people respond to him despite how terrible and see-through his baits are says more about those people than it says about him. It's not possible to be so dedicated at whiteknighting someone while simultaneously accusing others of creeping on that someone. Any being with that little self awareness is not capable of recognizing that the hands in front of it typing on the keyboard belong to it and therefore could not express anything it's thinking online.

don't respond to my posts when avatar fagging with lolis

quit exposing the business, mother fucker

absolutely based. he doesn't give a fuck. can he even be stopped?

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>avatarfagging
You need to go back, newfag. This is Castlevania time.

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Why are you affiliating the concept of simulation with the most arcade racing game released in the last two decades?

Noz and I had one host shift together. After I got banned he told them he didn’t want to host anymore.

C H A R L O T T E

Hey Ben how assblasted are you about Susan, scale of 1 to 10

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>HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR NUGGETS FAGGOT

Yea Forums is nothing but falseflagging and retards taking the bait nowadays. Too many fucking stupid people on this site.

He did, dude is alright.

Wrong user, user

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Why are King Jong Un and Eric Andre playing Smash 64?

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I mean, same question applies to you. I figured you were more butthurt than Ben since you've only come out of your room a couple times since.

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who?

>one guy posting the same character picture every time he posts
perhaps you need to go back since you clearly don't know what avatar fagging is

this is a no bully zone get thee gone

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You must be blind then, retard.

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you'd be surprised how desperate twitchfags are to defend their queen. he's probably a mod on her chat and has real feelings for her

How you holding up, lad? Been missing you on stream. Glad you didn't acquiesce with an "I'm sorry" tweet like ben did, fuck the ESA management

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will gta2 be good

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Probably, cant be worse than VC

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Fucking magnets!

sperg humor funny

FUCK Mermen.

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Idc he seems like a egotistical maniac who needs to complain. But he just keeps coming back. Also spent most of this esa like my other esa’s Drinking with friends plan on drinking again today and f1 tomrrow then f1 race the next day. Also spent most of my time in the arcade. Going to be doing a 2020 baseball money match against fingerquick tonight. It’s not enjoyable to be in the stream room because most stuff I wanna see is on stream 2 and you can’t hear shit when stream 1 is blasting wubs. Heading down now for tezur0 run waiting for the chat mods to come out of there office space and watch over me

uhum hmm uhum

You could have saved a lot of time by just saying "Yes I am butthurt" you goofy alcoholic. Have fun though!

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did Ben actually apologize? what a fucking pussy

I’m not sorry. Ben still wants to come to these events so he has to bend the knee

>most stuff I wanna see is on stream 2 and you can’t hear shit when stream 1 is blasting wubs
they really fucked the venue this year

twitter.com/NotEnglishBen/status/1153277192337526785

hurts to read desu

He isn't a retard and understands that whining about it won't helm him in any way.

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based

apologizing wont help him either and makes him look like a spineless faggot

This. Meanwhile Zero has been spazzing out on twitter. Dude is going to get a lifetime ban by this point next year.

I still haven't heard what the bad thing they did actually was and I've watched the run twice

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i want to see him show up next year and have no one commentate with him

tfw enjoying cosmo learning cv64 before his mental illness took over

Man I really enjoyed this game. Always fun to play a CV game where there are more vampires than Dracula

That's this year lol

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Does Ben want to be the SpikeVegeta of ESA? Is that why he apologized, so he can be the cum covered face of ESA?

It makes him not look like a bitch, what do you think would happen if he rants about it? They'll just extend his ban.

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carrie is pretty based

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I was told that one of the main reasons was for mentioning a lewd Annie May. The Annie May in question was yogo no sora a inside joke from agdq18 when pvt watched that with friends while banned

>the cum covered face of ESA

Someone has the fill the void with Maral gone.

he could just keep his cocksucker shut and not say anything

>Always fun to play a CV game where there are more vampires than Dracula

unless you count random demons. vampires are surprisingly rare in cv

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Carrie is so much better than Maria, its not even close.

Charlotte is the best though

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Why are you typing like an ironic weeb

shame we'll never get a castlevania 64 remake

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Ninja meidos are cool

>maids
Yup I think this game is based

Technically we already did, LoD was awesome.

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Damn this Dracula is hard fucking core

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After you beat Dracula, you still have to get an orb? WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT?!

>Grand Theft Auto 2
I'm pretty sure GTA started with 3. This is gonna be some Atari-tier boomer shit.

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>Mass Effect 2
>Halo 5
Is this the awful games block coming up?

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Trackmania is pretty hypnotic.

Trackmania isn't Trackmania without the retarded overstuffed UI put together by various server admins and Christina Aguilera blaring in the background.

>I'm pretty sure GTA started with 3
Bloody zoomer

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God I need to replay PoR, I've beaten it like five times and I still want more. The other DS CV games are good but PoR is my favorite, hands down.

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>ESA will be over soon
>sad panda is kill
>nothing on the horizon in terms of games coming out

how do you cope?

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love the ds castlevanias

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I'm going to be replaying Valkyrie Profile and other PS1 RPGs.

playing feh on my hacked söytch

user there's still a lot of ESA left, its only
Oh wait its Friday

When's the next speedrun event anyways? Surely that cant be it until ESA winter and AGDQ?

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>don't care
>don't care
>play old games

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>Surely that cant be it until ESA winter and AGDQ?
Frame Fatales.

>tfw you missed the hackable switch train
I want one so bad bros..

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>Valkyrie Profile
God now thats a good fucking game. Played it on PSP years ago and had so much fun. Based user with based taste.

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if i get access to your boypucci for atleast 2 times per day for the rest of our lives i might consider giving you mine.

WoW Classic is coming out in 31 days, I got a lot to look forward to.

theres GDQx in September but its only 3 days long

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God I love trackmania.

3 times and it's a deal

do prefer carrie's original outfit

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I remember the game getting a massive difficulty spike at ragnarok with a dragon fight and i quit

started playing touhou so people online call me based, it's fun

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>still can't upload images to Yea Forums
fuck

alright deal, where u from gayboi

i'm refinishing my deck and other home renovations

Doesn't even deserve to exist. Just illustrates that women want the attention of having talent but don't want to put the work in to become as talented as men.

>command me

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>toothpaste flag
why?

If you play on Hard the game ends up being easier because you get access to more dungeons and more powerful items, as well as more einherjar.

>he's a britbong
>he's BT

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>he sheepishly apologizes afterward
So fucking cute

Yeah VP isnt too bad but it has some bullshit parts if you arent ready.

I agree, but I just like most CV women period.

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it's pretty shit desu

i... uh... this is specifically an image board, just look at the thread, loads of people have been posting images

He might be on mobile and have a banned range for uploading images. Same thing happened on my campus.

>mfw

Post more Rondo Maria

Not mobile just ISP rangebanned on Yea Forums for some reason

You got it chief, but I hope you realize SOTN Maria is superior.

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For me it's OoE > DoS = PoR but they're all really fucking solid Castlevania games, it's a shame there will never be more like that.

>tfw coffee and donuts on my day off while watching this trash with my Yea Forumsros

who else /comfy/ here?

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>britbong
>btnet
>haven't had any problems uploading images

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OYE MATE YOU GOTCHUR IMAGE UPLOADIN LOICENSE?

Perfectly good taste user. I hope you give RotN a shot sometime, its janky but its pretty fun.

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god damn I loved GTA2 as a kid

Gonna watch Doom with the rock later lads, having a good Friday

Am I out of touch for not knowing all the Twitch lingo?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Epe8jLpmR4

>sorry
>You've got a gorgeous girl standing right here next to you!

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monkaS

Are you the happy lad?

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i'm seeing more and more of the internet get specific restrictions based on location and retarded laws, will we ever get an internet 2 that can't be effected by people across the planet that don't care what they're destroying?

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cheers, hope you enjoy it

OmegaLUL what a 3Head

>SOTN Maria is superior.
This is a fact

rockstar being ahead of their time I see...

>can't even remember the last time i looked at any of the old top down GTA games, let alone played one
kinda feel like playing GTA2 now lads...

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>500 bucks
really

POGCHAMP!!!

This must be how my parents felt about me playing Xbox Live.

I mean several countries have that already and there are plenty of people who seem to want shit to go that way. We're lucky enough to have some perspective, I think.

Based

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I liked them when I played them at launch but looking at them now I don't know how I tolerated that zoomed in camera. I'd love to play through them again but with the camera about twice as far away so I can see what the hell is around me.

people say lul instead of kappa now
most other shit they spam is from niche communities from specific streamers

this is a pretty comfy run desu, wasn't even looking forward to it

Play Chinatown Wars if you haven't yet.
PSP version emulates well.

Nah I'm just having a nice wan
Will do lad
What about Chinatown Wars? It was surprisingly good

Oh wait I promised that user more loli Maria thats right

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half the lingo will have been replaced by more relevant forced memes in a few years anyway so no

>i have no safety save for this run

looks like DNF kino is back on the menu, boys!

>Chinatown Wars love
Man this thread has good taste

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forgot that game existed honestly

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It is pretty jarring now, with having screen sizes to not need the zooming in/out quite as much, though I think there's a mod for each of GTA 1 and 2 to lock the camera to wherever you like.

i miss that old dma logo

Even Chinatown Wars on the DS was nice.

is that /our guy/ on the front row left side of stream 2? i thought he had a screen ban? cops are gonna come forcibly remove him any minute

They can be on stream they just can't run, host, or commentate. Basically they're not allowed to be on mic.

I remember when they had GTA 1, 2 and Wild Metal Country on the Rockstar site for free.

That sure got kicked in the dick when they started selling them on Steam.

>SOTN Maria is superior.
NO TITS

Shame trackmania turbo guy didn't actually get world record, that was a great track.

That's still up user. People keep saying they took it down but that's never been true.

She's gorgeous user, you leave her alone!

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I'm interested in this

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Hehe. Thank you.

what stream we watchin boys

>Rondo Maria is actually the superior
>Lie to user for more Rondo Maria
Nothin personel

GTA 2 because I'm a chad.

They don't sell them on steam though. There's literally no way to legally acquire GTA 1 and 2 anymore.

Are the threads always dead at this time of day? Jesus, American wagecucks really do run this shit.

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Just know you are a fucking cuck for stalking her when you haven't even spoken to her once in your life.

Should be watching trackmania if you aren't a casual.

the soulful one

They're on Steam but I can't buy them for some reason. Are they free with GTA IV like how you got Daggerfall free with Oblivion?

There used to be a bundle with all the GTA's but they stopped selling it. It's only there for people who bought it as part of the bundle.

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Where? rockstargames.com/classics/

>stalking her is OK if you know her irl and act like her friend while jerking off to her instagram pics every night

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fug who do i listen to

@471806689
That's marginally better. The impression of projection isn't quite subtle enough but it's a step in the right direction. Keep working on it and maybe you'll start baiting 80+ IQ anons

Meidos are the best

gta.com.ua/rockstargames-classics-free-download.phtml

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same

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I thought you cuck pricks said they put the long boring runs on stream 2

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This GTA 2 run reminds me.

>Keep an eye on Shakedown Hawaii because it looks like old GTA games
>It had a billion delays
>Pirate it
>It's complete and utter shallow SHIT of doing the same thing over and over again

Thanks for the dolphin porn.

I read somewhere that the free download version uses securom DRM which doesn't work on Win10 so instead of allowing downloads and letting Win10 users be disappointed or fixing the old product they just took it down so even Win7 users can't get it even though it works on their machine.

>wanting to watch old boomershit instead of based Trackmania

God I love trackmania
Cool run

GODDAMN THAT CLIFF BOUNCE

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TFW the first two GTA games came with a paper map in the box.

lol. 3rd time hitting the tank he left there

Looks easy

and why the hell they didn't remove the DRM on their free game?

Cutest CV couple

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Because that's work and costs money

Because they're lazy and even putting classic games up for download for free was literally not worth the effort but they somehow managed to bring themselves to do that. Doesn't explain why they'd care that Windows 10 users can't play it. Maybe Securom and Win10 have some security or stability issue and they don't want to get in trouble?

>I just like most CV women period.
can only agree

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DRM on their free games that didn't originally have DRM.

Anyone got the clip with the fucking magnet boost flip?

Carrie is my Castlevania waifu. It's a crime there is not more art of her, especially in this outfit.

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>finish 30 minutes earlier than anticipated
>only 5 minutes for showing the incentive
Why they do this?

>another race

-_-

why is thread so slow today??

Sypha was hands down the best part of the CV show.

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im watching esports now sorry

>30minutes under estimate
Thank fuck

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forsen streaming

tfw I wore down my GTA1 maps to nothing and had to download and print new ones with a shitty low resolution 90's printer with bad messy colors

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Nothing good left to watch anymore.

People are patiently waiting for TASBot.

or they're in mourning for their degenerate porn.

Best GTA

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This makes even less sense, what the fuck?

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yeah. carrie is great
lack of art sucks though

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Maybe they don't want Pajeet to distribute the game on thepoobay as a virus infection vector or something stupid like that.

Did Wally ever get an audience for his spyro run?

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indeed

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>not watching gta: part deux
the guy's english is being pushed to its limits but the run is enjoyable nonetheless

Man we'll never see another GTA game like this.

Because artbooks

Yes, got quite a solid one for a good while, before the game got softlocked moments before completion with no chance of recovery.

Was this ESA's emotional rollercoaster run.

So is GTA 2 guy not playing the entire game?

Good, fuck fast threads. It just means more offtopic shitposting.

100% is not all missions.

>TASBot

I'll watch something interesting instead

>before the game got softlocked moments before completion with no chance of recovery
oh no, I should've stayed awake.

Holy shit

Just the first level.

Did anything interesting happen after that cluster truck stream?

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yeah Stream 2 has been great

ESA extorted another 50 bucks from chat to get josh to sit with him as well. towards the end got some audience members when people started waking up

run got mercy killed 2.5 hours in tho because he soft locked with no saves LUL

Dark Messiah was great.

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>Jesus Saves Hallelulja
LOL

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>Binding of Reddit

Stream 1 continues to be awful

JESUS MY SAVOIR
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR

is gta an accurate depiction of life in america?

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This webm cracks me up

@me when tas cringe starts, gonna play fire emblem

Castlevania had two nice entries.

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Very.

is that the fucking british virgin islands

Sounds like you have the cringe taken care of my dude

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Yeah except everyone is morbidly obese

The game sucks but is the run any good?

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>missed castlevania
>nothing good on until pokemon yellow
>6 AM
Guess I'm just going to sudoku then.

If you like glitching through doors.

well mostly people know gta for how it looks now since 3.

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Its one of the most broken bethesda games.

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excuse me please don't distract me with images of anime whores, i've jerked off enough today already and my pp requires rest. thank you for understanding.

British Indian isles or something like that, how they managed that while that one Welsh runner had to have an English flag is a little confusing.

Have a PP Up, user!

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Early GTA games look like mobile trash desu

>both streams are shit

Nice, at least it wasn't a snooze fest.

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he's not actually from there, he said it was just a joke when he made his sda account

>Want to play more too but keep watching ESA instead
Only finishing the first month despite having it since Tuesday.

I hate how mysterious maydrawfag is, even his twitter is fucking dead, but he's never truly dead and can come back to do a request at any moment.

this top view boomer gta is awful

gta run needs better commentary

please respect my wishes, i lack the self control to not abuse myself if you continue posting hot sluts

At least there's a cute autism

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>wake up switch to play it assuming the game downloaded last night
>"Download stopped due to lack of storage space" message

kill me

Oh wow I MAY have to stop then!

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>it's faggot RP-posting dead hours again
when's the next interesting run

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>no 4/10 gf to watch me play

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Small TITS

>stuff I want to watch are in the middle of the night
Shit sucks bros

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Better fuck off back to cripplechan, its where your kind belongs.

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why do you torture me

Who wants to ERP this pokethot for me

So the dude is playing it on Win98?

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>no work tomorrow
sleep doesn't matter then

the driving definitely is, which is a shame because the handling is crazy tight and you can go crazy fast, but you've no idea what's ahead so you just end up crashing.

UNIVERSE

A 4/10 is an 7/10 for me at this point

I like Tezur0, bros.

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me desu senpai

what are some speedgames

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He cute

Win 10, though he's probably playing the original version, not the DRM'd one.

>tfw no couch pommy plush

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Please don't remind me of the Tragedy of Wally.

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half life
sonic adventure 2
megaman x

me

Somewhere to get the DRM'free version? user posted link, but I guess it has DRM.

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post discord

>not watching Who wants to be a Millionaire, starring Hideo Kojima

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Crack fixes everything

Just tuned in, do they know the seed before or what?

Please don't remind me of new Indiana Jones world in KH3

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>not watching based Tezur0

There's probably fifth million abandonware sites with the iso, I guess, still have mine on disc.

maymay#5199

Nothing quite like watching runs by a dude that sounds like a French Kermit The Frog.

Liked the GTA 2 run and runner was nice, hope streaming full time works out for him

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>Halo 5
Wow, they managed to find someone willing to play Halo 5?

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The GTA runner was cute, sad to see him go. Hopefully Pokemon Yellow is good because a lot of these upcoming games seem a bit bland. Who the fuck wants to watch Mass Effect 2?

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is binding of isaac a metaphor for abortion

>wamen runners

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no

I think it's a metaphor for the current socio-economic crisis.

This chick sucks.

Oh yeah, speedgaming channel is there too.
I forgot since OP didn't mention it.

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8 fucking ads in a row, this is madness

what's wrong with that? it's my favourite halo

I like female runners, I tab out and leave it as background noise and pretend she is my gf talking to me

Zooms zooms from CoD fanbase.

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>ads

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Based

her keyboard was borked

Is the ESA filled with transexuals just like GDQ?

me, for the sex scenes

Some folks will really do anything.

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it's a metaphor for living in a extremist Christian household

Your current gf is having issues with your equipment not doing it for her.

Still better than Isaac

Get uBlock Origin faggot.

got my ps4 hooked up to my tv to watch, it can't be helped

No local co-op that's what.

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ah, so its leftist propaganda. Got it.

>monka ess

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this is peak glados

Why would a speedrun include sex scenes?

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Just the Buzz Lightyear runner who was the lowest effort tranny I've ever seen at either event.
FRENCH FROG BTFO AT MILLIONAIRE

>left Steam notifications on
>they fix it immediately
FUCK

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>nobody spamming him with meme friend requests/group invites while he is online
What's the deal

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because virgin runners?

I've had such a massive hard on for Misty ever since I watched my 1'st Pokemon episode all the way back in 1998.

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>message your friend Hi
>he goes offline without saying anything

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Is Halo 5 really so unpopular that they couldn't even get people to do the run in co-op?

>legendary
>not a race
ok I'm interested
is there much oob bs?

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FROGS GET DABBED ON

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Yeah Halo 5 fucking sucks. People can rag on 4 all they want, it better than 5.

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Literally every single time I see a woman play the same game as a man she just fumbles and fucks up constantly.

>big brain runner on Stream 2
Heh

yeah I'm out

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>in co-op?
Because there's not splitscreen

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>it's another "can hear everyone screeching from stream 1 on stream 2"

epic

mm imagine her tongue up my asshole

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What's Racing+?

>Halo collection on PC will include every game except for 5
lol

>plays with a controller instead of K&M

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>halo runner is a memelord

yeah figures

Hi user

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controller is more functional and comfortable to use for fps games

Soon, user, soon

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The game is natively 4-player online co-op. Four Xbone display feeds would fit nicely onto the stream window.

but its on xbox not pc cant use keyboard and mouse on a fuckin console dude

People freaking out over aliens in Area 51, they should have realized they were hiding on stream 2.

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It's an autismal speedrun/race mod for people who the normal game wasn't autistic enough to speedrun.

>choking
>blames keyboard
>changes it
>chokes even harder

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>stayed up +24h to fix completely flipped sleep schedule
>only managed to sleep 6h that night
>get up in the really early morning now for the second time and become dead tired in the afternoon already

Help me lads...

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lol the girl has died like 10+ times, actually fucking sad

Why did 343i purposefully fuck up Halo? Was it pure unbridled anger?

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Watch the VC race, it'll send you to sleep.

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cute robutts

I have ZERO worksafe Halo images remaining

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cute and funny
but I'd rather follow the sadpanda news on /h/

Kinda feel bad for her, choking in front of all these people.

>Halo Master Collection
>requires windows 10 to work
Oof, hard pass

AYY

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Funny since I legit went to sleep after 1h of that shitshow.

>Six hours of sleep
>Bad

That is the maximum amount of hours you should sleep. Get off your ass, NEET.

Its worth it for Halo on steam.

I don't feel bad for her, she's awful.

>Have to wait at least five games to truly play a decent game in the series.

I think there's a thin line between something that is terrible and something that is literally too bad to be the result of incompetence. Halo 5 falls just short of the latter. It's bad but it's not Eidos Montréal Thi4f bad. It's still possible for someone to have thought that some of the aspects of 343 Halo games' design were good ideas.

SJW WHITEKNIGHTING FAGGOT FEMINIST DETECTED

Are you the main OP of these threads who was getting 4 hours a night? I passed out an hour into Wally's run and missed everything up to Dracula X.

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What is monkas and why do all the runners say it?

Yes she's really bad
got 2 of the best items and managed to fuck it up

Soon or later Win7 will die.

Time to catch up on runs after trying to save my favorites from sadpanda

this isaac run is bullshit. They spawn with the compass..

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I have saved many cute robutts so far during ESA, I appreciate all the anons for that.

Damn, well time to get them out.

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It's this emote.

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I said she choked, how is that white knight? Schizo.

It's sweating pepe

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>Halo 4
What a fucking trash taste.

sad as in pathetic, not pitiable

>sweating pepe spawned on Yea Forums

i find this hard to believe

>dies
>loads a checkpoint 5 seconds earlier

wow

what a speed run

But why is it called MonkaS? Twitch is so fucking weird.

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honestly halo in general is overated and overhyped.

>not having robutts and elites handy

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>Are you the main OP of these threads who was getting 4 hours a night?
No actually! But I did spend the last two days exclusively posting on here and watching runs. I'm too tired to play anything and the heat is making it even harder. ;_;

The only thin Yea Forums spawned was this

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ok barry

damn... Yea Forums really IS full of mis*gynists.........

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>mfw i was there for the beginning of that thread

truly our darkest hour

BigJon talking about the BenBanning on his own stream if anyone cares.

did you really have to remind me of that

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This, either usually makes a run a cakewalk and are statistically unlikely to get more than one of them.

Meanwhile the dude on now is wrecking it.

What's his take? Is he sucking ESA's cock since they let him run golf or is he supporting /our guy/??

The same reason reddit renamed cool face to troll face.

What was the point of Locke? Why not just have Arbiter playable again instead?

what's he saying

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Fuck off.

bigjon is based

so he was banned for not talking enough about the game and speedtech? Ban everyone else then on all the other fun runs.

What's the Isaac girl's name?

lol

No.

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Probably Passiondrama, at a guess.

Dudebros hated Arbiter in 2 and whined super hard about it.

Oh I have them. But they aint SFW.

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>so he was banned for not talking enough about the game and speedtech

that's literally the kind of no-fun-allowed shit they ban people for at GDQs. may as well ban the yakuza runner too, barely talked about speedtech in his run

Fucking dudebros.

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the obnoxious visor overlay really adds to the halo 5 experience

BigJon and Susan are friends

Ben must be feeling sad right now, no more getting pegged by Maral in a hotel room after his run is over.

So much for reading making you smarter lmao

343i's "OC donutsteel 5x more advanced than Bungie's savior of the galaxy nothing personnel kid"

What the actual fuck were they thinking

>Dudebros hated Arbiter in 2 and whined super hard about it.
Fuckins retards, he had some of the best stages and hic camo mechanic was great. Also he's a great character

This. But unironically. I fucking love visor vision.

Holy shit what happened in the SWAT4 run
I was looking forward to watch this for weeks. I should've been more pessimistic

Yeah I really like that it covers up the subtitles, its a nice touch.

>TASblock is next
I'm so ready for the cringe

It worked for Metroid Prime

It really needed a dedicated commentator so help guide the narration instead of relying on the runners, but everyone who knew anything about the run were running.

Rate performance for whole thing.

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Indeed. Fuck disabled losers who need subtitles to understand what is being said. Games are not about accessibility, they are by their nature discriminatory.

Think I can get a fundme/patreon set up to let me quit my job and become a speedrunner?
I am bad at games, but I can autist 1 game enough to get good if it means I can sit at my desk all day instead of manual labor.

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You did good my man

Guns are effective against flesh, guys

Trim your fucking nails holy shit

You need to show people that you can autist a game before you expect people to fund you.

>But they added ADS like in CoD to steal it's crowd

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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d09185a573aa

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We have to suffer through it to get to geoguesser.

No. Set up a twitch account and stream for free in your spare time to build a following, and slowly you can get some donations and maybe people will like you enough to contribute to a patreon a few years from now.

What the fuck does this have to do with speedrunning, ESA, or even video games?

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softcore for fags

comfy

Didn't see all of it from the start but I enjoyed what I saw.

Why are people obsessed with this thot? She isn't even that cute.

I don't remember what I saw being awful/10 I woke up in the middle of your run so I didn't see much.

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kino

>doesn't even show tits

>HAHAHA MEMBER THESE GUYS FROM ODST?!
>oh by the way rookie died off screen lol

Halo 5 was a mistake

Damn, give me a good game to autist then.
>google has a picture of dump truck
>click all pictures of buses
>doesn't accept no clicks
Fuck AI

>Dracula X is so fucking shit compared to Rondo
Why exactly? I actually find levels on Dracula X better designed than on Rondo.

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good job

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Serious Sam was a bit 'eh', but that's probably more me not caring for the game. GTA 2 was quality comf

just came back from work should I watch stream 1 or 2?

good stuff, very comfy

There's a lot of people with shit taste these days.

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based 343

1 is about to be TAS cringe, so check that out if you're into it

Chill, mom, I will

stream2 stream1 is bottling hard

Loved your runs bro

not bad vlad

Elite bussy.

I feel like they took the easy way out and added more pits in an attempt to make the game last longer through killing the player off, and they cheaped out on the branching stages.

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Eussy.

migrate

>he doesn't enjoy watching the game break as much as possible

Yeah yeah I'll fucking believe it when I see it. And where are my fucking grandchildren already?

Are you complaining about platforming games having pits?

No I'm complaining about lame level design compared to Rondo.

But Rondo has pretty lame level design. Stage 5B is probably the worst classicvania level in general. Just a copy-paste of corridors and halls.