Yfw you didn't get involved in TF2 trading

unusuals are gay
bill's hat was always the best looking hat in the game imo, and it only costs about 5 bucks

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Was there ever a point to trading for people with jobs? At least, after scrap.tf made acquisitions of what you actually want not even feel like a trade. I mean, this game just about has fucking centralized bankers who back and leave fiats and silver currencies, but it's still all tied into steam wallet. You want games, you can pirate that shit kiddo.

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Bill's hat is overrated because of its make-believe status symbol. Well rounded rifleman is a better hat and it's 5 cents.

>tfw did get involved with tf2 trading
>literally had my own private strange weapon boosting service and charged people to use it
>was a simple map with host_timescale set to 100, instant respawn, and all weapons turned into hitscan rapid fire weapons
>made $100/day in items letting people get 20k kills per hat

I did, but never with unusuals.
Or atleast only once when i randomly unboxed one.

that's a french hat
bill's hat is good ol fashion american

True chad hat

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>mfw

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Imagine being one of those """competitive"""" players that hoarded thousands of dollars worth of unusuals so they could act like hot shit

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I think we're just getting started

The absolute state

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>seething tradecuck

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I was close at one point
Boy am I glad I never ended up investing in tf2 trading

gibus is the best hat

>scout
>wearing military surplus gear
All the rest look pretty cool though desu

>if we're super lucky valve may dusk off the halos
>tfw poorfag to begin with

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It didn't affected Roblox Tf2

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I didn't ever do trading but I have a bunch of crafted refined metal I don't know what to do with because of random item drops

Is it finally going to stop being P2W?

>tfw the halos are given to people that hoarded their crates for 10+ years
>tfw the new unique badge of honor is called the Hoarder’ Honors

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based

man trading lost the appeal after refined fucking plummeted in value
I used to at least attempt to make some on the side so I could buy hats I liked

No it’s definitely still Pay 2 Whine

good

fu*king BASED

based

What happened exactly? I've never opened a crate in my life, or sold any items on market.

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I did years ago but then I got what I wanted for all classes and at some point just stopped caring about trading.

Unusuals jumped to 100% chance in some old crates, market crashed hard.

I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN NOW

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You're dead
That's good
Amen

New Crate bug after the latest TF2 update, Series 1-8 and Munitions crate #82 and up now drop 100% chance for unusuals.

Unusual market is crashing with the massive influx of New Unusuals, sell your shit now if you have anything.

TF2 is fucking dead

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i play everyday but SEETHING

some crates that drop unusuals have a 100% unusual drop rate

unusuals that were worth hundreds of dollars on steam marketplace are now worth pennies

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After all this trading cancer dies, do you think people will want to play on vanilla servers more?
Vanilla TF2 was boomer gold.

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TRADERFAGS ARE IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
EVERY CRATECHAD GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b055d74812-tf2-is-in-the-grave-tonight.php

POST YOUR UNBOXES
I GOT A BURNING MILKMAN AND GENTLEMAN'S USHANKA, SUNBEAMS FED FIGHTING FEDORA, GREEN ENERGY CRONE DOME PLUS SCORCHING PITH HELM AND ARMORED AUTHORITY

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wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cheater's_Lament

>tfw considering blowing some money on keys/crates not because I want unusuals or think I can make a profit but just because I have a bad habit of getting high on the gambler's rush (even if unusuals are guaranteed) and I want to see it all burn and help flood the market a little more
stop me

RIP TF2

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>tfw I sold all my old crates years ago because they were worth 15 cents instead of 4

yfw you get perma tradebanned with a 1k$+ inventory because ivan the fraudster sends you hundreds of frauded robo key gifts

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>tfw have 2000 hours in tf2
>still have no idea what an unusual is or why people are so autistic about them

>tfw started playing literally the week after they added this
>tfw remembering all the servers with butthurt idletards as admins that would use a mod to replace the hat with giant red letters saying "FAGGOT"

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>I WAS INTENTIONALLY BANNED

>tfw had like 3 hours of sleep and too lazy to be bothered with this
Oh well. I'll just watch this shitfest unfold in bed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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real chads play tf2 with the no-hats mod, but that needs to be updated sometime soon.

Which one user?

>close to the date where it was added in
>this all happens as well
Fuck traderfags but goddamn I don't wanna miss out on this opportunity

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i can't wait for more of these graphs
its the only thing keeping me going right now

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Unusual Crone's Dome

When will the Tux become tradable?

>mfw all of my money was in aussies and unusual weapons
>mfw making a killing selling crates anyways

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>Here have this hat to stroke your e dick while someone else sits on a mountain of free metal and hats
Gee, feels REAL good... /sarcasm

FUCK TRADEKEKS LMAOOOO

>tf2 trading

people are fucking stupid

Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=kWvbJsB0OBc

>/sarcasm

>dead

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First page of unusuals, Finally they are where they should be, less than $5 at most

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

someone figured out how to get 100% unusual drop with a dupe or bug with chests

And this is a bad thing? Good now I can afford some rich people cosmetics.

KEK

I'm making profit selling fukcing CRATES

>unboxed 2 shit unusuals
FUCK

>already got the shit I wanted long ago
>don't care about shiny hats or other games
I'm good
>/sarcasm

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did they aldready patch out the bug?

82 FUCKING REQUESTS

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What are the exact crates to look for?

legit seems like it could be a wwe intro

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>And this is a bad thing?
no. its fucking hilarious
t. 3000+ hours ingame

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>and up
are you sure about that? There are a couple on the market that are still worth a couple of cents.

WHAT THE FUCK

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1-19, 61, 82, 85

TURLY VALVE IS FOR THE WORKING PEOPLE
CRUSH THE CLASSIST TRADING BOURGIASIE

OUR TIME HAS COEM CASUAL PROLETERIAT

UNUSUALS FOR ALL OF THE PROLETERIAT

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my fucking sides

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reminder every crate you open helps kill the TF2 economy just a little bit faster
do your part

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>I-I’m good...
Alright user

>tfw got absolute shit tier hats and effects

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An unusual item is an item with special particle effects. hats were the first unusuals, then unusual taunts were introduced, then we got unusual weapons

start selling keys at less than 2.30, im a poorfag and waiting for my order to purchase

What's going through his head right now?

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>Faggots from Yea Forums and /h/ seething over gay shit
>TF2 Chads having the time of their lives

>mfw all the crates i own are #39 and above
at least i have 1 munition crate worth a couple dollars

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Just a stutter post? Lazy hours around here goddamn

Why would Valve do this? The only thing keeping TF2 alive is cosmetics

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>just another viral marketing strategy by gabe newell
>people like this user fooled again, parted with their money
bamboozled as always, fucking retards

yeah, my bad, only a few specific ones.

holy shit, i knew keeping those old crates was a good idea
250$ worth of steam credit just for afking/playing years ago

>he thinks it was intentional
someone fucked up and they're probably getting fired

Post yfw you still aren’t this cuck

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>Fire someone for turning a massive profit

Fuck that, Uncle Dane is silently seething on the inside now that his pride unusual is worth jackshit

Only crate I have is a shitty rainy day one. RIP.

>turning a massive profit
valve skims off of every trade, now that unusuals are worth nothing they aren't making as much on them.

>losing your home over letting internet strangers have access to virtual hats
americans

What did he get VAC'd for?

either one of the two people still updating the game fucked up
or its a "mistake" for one last cash in before surprise mechanics aren't allowed anymore

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story?

cheating in mvm

Using LMAOBox

retard. some crates just have 100% droprate because of valve fuckup, it's not duping

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

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a bullet

>making $6 every couple days when someone buys a $90 unusual
>making $.50 every 4 seconds when someone buys a $5 unusual

they're selling far more, I guess it depends on what the exact cut is and if the sheer volume of sales outweighs the high cut from the smaller sales.

What was this guy's username again?

imagine owning that

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scrap.tf horsefuckers seething

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Munition Crate #82 works, yes?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtube.com/watch?v=gPrkk23PKmk

>guy with a top 5 most valuable backpack uses free version of lmaobox on his main account
>predictably gets banned forever, including from trades
>lost 20 grand worth of shiny virtual items
>comes up with a damage control sob story about how it was intentional and he had to get away from it all and so on.

Cheated
Got banned
Lost an account worth upwards of $40k

I can't sell off my crates for free money because of the fucking phone authentication thing. I have dozens of series 1-10 crates from playing hundreds of hours back in 2011

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But.. This is the best time to trade for money. What a bunch of babies.

>NO STOP TRADING
>DON'T CASH OUT
>THINK OF MY BOTS
>STOP DEVALUING MY HOARD

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At least you aren't the guy with dozens of unusuals in the hundreds of dollars.

They don’t want their items being found out to be extremely devalued

you can't make money, but if you got a bit to spare you could always just buy some keys on the market and help crash the economy by unboxing them before they fix it. worst case scenario they just rollback everything and unless they want to get sued into oblivion they'd have to give you a refund.

So is this the Yea Forums equivalent to the Bitcoin pink fields crash?

These are people whose unusual hat hoards have just dropped from thousands of dollars to less than a hundred.

steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
>Dumbass gets VAC'd for cheating
>His inventory was 3k while the hat itself was worth 17k
>He made a giant ass essay on why he did it
>Never heard from again

>Items will be holded for 1 day
same FeelsBadMan

It wasn't overwatch that killed tf2

It was the same retarded lazy devs at valve that brought you dead on arrival classic such as artifact and dota underlords that killed the game.

Ironic...

To all those faggots in TF2 who would sit in spawn idling and trading instead of playing the game.

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Tf2 traders
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Crate hoarders
youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

yes
82, 85, 61 and some of the first ones

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>generating thousands of dollars in value
More like getting promoted

Kek
Thanks Gabe

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KEK

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so is this the whole story? any other crates? gonna actually spend dollaroos on keys if so

>tfw got 2 disco beat down unusuals that work perfectly with my sets for pennies
feels fucking good

I have no reaction to it besides "of course".
Your investment in particle effects from a 12 year old game didn't go well? Of course it didn't, I honestly can't imagine what you expected to happen.

>bought cheap unusual and try to resell for profit
>it doesnt show up even though I have placed it cheaper than any other unusal atm
Brehs?

85 also works
think I heard 61 but I don't know. check the market if it's worth more than a few pennies it's probably legit

>mfw 99% of all pub servers are 24/7 trade cancer
>mfw these faggots no longer has a reason to shit up the server listings
Please God, let us go back to the good old days

if unusuals are worth nothing nobody will be spending money on keys trying to get them. they will also be making less money on unusual trades on the market. tf2 economy is officially dead.

imagine BURNING hoarders

disco beat down ol geezer and coppers hardtop, i like the hats and the unusual effect is one of my favorites

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FREE STEAM MONEY

>unusual are crashing
Thankfully I have my collector full killsstreaked weapon I got for free. This is the new master race!
Got one unusual hat I like for the engi. Probably won't use it but I like the look and will be a reminder of the great crash.
I hope the poor fuck who actually didn't exploited the bug will have something. But I'm not sure...

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>copped a cloud 9 bear necessities for 7 bucks
yeah buddy

>The Virgin TF2 traders who sit around in trade servers 24/7 in attempt to make money because they don't have a real job.
>The Chad Overwatch players who earn their own items for free by actually playing the game and fucking heal sluts 24/7.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>tfw reinstalling to idle for crates

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BUY NOW WHILE IT'S STILL LOW GUYS

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so are there just a certain number/series of crates in rotation based on the time period? like it's impossible to get crates 1-10 now without having played in the past or by trading?

okay I have some unusuals, now what
can't trade them for a week
can't sell them for two since fuck giving valve my phone number
assuming they don't rollback and delete them should I just hold them until the fallout passes and hope I can make a profit? honestly I'm pretty content just trading them for a few weapons, stopped playing for years up until very recently and while I'm getting them in drops obviously waiting until I come across the stuff I used to use the most is a pain in the ass.

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>all those retarded faggots that put up low buy nows in the hopes someone would put up a misprice are getting burned bigtime

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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you were good son, real good
maybe even the best

>UNUSUALS ARE WORTH LESS THAN 5$
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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mfw i sold 3 of my #82 crates

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>unboxed two shitty robot unusuals

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Why? What's happening? 3000+ hours in TF2, but haven't played it in a while.

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The max head fags win again baby!

>tfw used to shark all the burnings back in the day, killer exclusive, burning tc for 500$
>sold high
>see this

Glad my australium is still fine.

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How'd I do? Think I might just keep it

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>crates being opened like mad left and right
>unusuals flood the market
>stranges also flood the market because guess what's also in crates
>prices of old rare items tanks
>weapon skin cases unaffected
>in order to get rare expensive shit you have to buy the new cases and keys
>heavy update rolls around and will probably include a new contract pass and cases
>contract passes sell like hotcakes because new unusual weapon skins and new unusual effects
>mvm tickets also sell more because australiums

A serious trade exploit like this will at least get Valve off of their rocker
Series 1-8 crates and munition crates have an 100% chance of unusuals. You can probably imagine what would happen next.

It was a blast, tf2

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>all the dumb limited shit will skyrocket now

hot damn

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I quit when they took away FF servers. Not made it optional, took it away entirely.

crate bug giving 100% unusual hats
crates 1 - 19

>Why yes, I just earned our company approximately 4 million USD in steam market cuts, in one day, using a few lines of code
>"You're fired"
Oh child

Well I finally got my first unusual after 2000 hours

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That's nothing compared to what they would have made over the rest of the lifetime of the game.

unusal slo-poke

thanks bro

recent update introduced a crate bug.

Made certain series of crates give guaranteed unusuals upon opening

fuck devalued unusual garbage, the real question is are we going to see the return of this hat for those who didn't unbox?

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Could we get banned of steam or the market for trading/opening case/selling items now? I'm a little spooked.

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I've got 85. So I'm guaranteed an unusual if I open it?

this is actually stimulating the game economy. it's been stagnant for eons.

>I cucked myself out of a lifetime opportunity just so I can feel smug and superior to those actually smarter than me

welcome fellow heavy unusual bro

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You talk as if Valve gives a shit about long-term profits. It's all short-term gain for them.

at the very least youre gonna get a community market ban, AT THE VERY LEAST

>banned for opening a crate
No, retard.

A unusual spy hat with a effect that's considered top tier? Pretty amazing actually.

>Instead of the halo, they add misc wings that take up no bodygroup

Is it time for the seething trader community to actively ban people with angel wings?

Post your booty, lads.
>respect-less robo glove: aces high
>tyrants helm: kil-o-wat
>birdcage: kil-o-wat
>chieftains: dead presidents
>doctors sack: miami nights
>hat with no name: cloud 9
>bortherhood of arms: kil-o-wat

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>wanting a tiny shit hat for not cashing in on stonks
>b-but im pure!

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With so many people doing it the worst that's going to happen is a big rollback.

open u pussy

YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED

TRADING HATS

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>4500 hours
>never cared to get an unusual
>unusuals are dirt cheap now
>still don't care

DEFAULT CHADS RISE UP

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no, and anyone who says otherwise is a fear mongering trader trying to damage control their life savings going down the toilet

The game is 12 years old. Economy is slow and mostly consist of bots shifting items around for a scrap of profit at a time. What Valve earns today is worth YEARS of TF2 profit in advance.

Yes thought i'd recommend selling the crate at the market instead

>Tfw you sold ALL your unusuals while they were still worth $100+

you're not going to lose your account because you bought a crate on the community market
worst case scenario you'll be banned from market trading (which only fags do outside of dumping trading cards for pennies anyway)

based

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>sold crates
>bought 200 dollars of hats for 10 dollars because of this shit
>hats are now increasing in price again

AHAHAHAHAHAHA TRADE FAGS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw my unusual is all class

Feels good to pretend I'm rich but it loses its uniqueness since everyone have an unusual now

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>opened 5 garbage unusuals
>just dumped them on market for cheap to get my money back
DUMP it all now, its going to be erased, untradable, etc. If you are a crate chad who made $100+ dollars selling crates to idiots, you're the real winner of this shit update.

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Default Pyro is pure kino, just to see them get mad in chat over W+M1

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TF2 was dead. Those hats that are listed for 500 bucks? They never sell.

They've made more today off of selling 1000 hats for 3 bucks than they would've made in years off the unusuals market, where most high roller sales happen outside the platform to avoid the fees.

Why though? It's only going for about $3.50 whereas the hats would go for *slightly* more.

>mfw I don't give a shit about unusuals
guys... i still have 12 old creates but i am scared
is there a chance of valve doing a rollback or something?

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Don't worry about it. Anyone claiming consequences will happen are either a retard or some trader running damage control since his life savings are going down the shitter.

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>some basic bitch strange weapons will be worth more than unusuals now

No one is getting banned of anything. Some people probably even exploited the bug by being unaware of it by opening the crate then selling the item.

add the price of a key

I don't want unusuals but I do want to pollute the market so I opened a few crates anyway and will toss them on the market just out of spite once this is all over and we know what they're going to do (if anything.)

adding to this
>in order to get the new cases you'll have to do contracts
>i.e. actually playing the game
>player numbers skyrocket during the heavy update because it's got new content and also because of tradefags trying to get expensive pixels
this is how valve revives the game people

>tfw sold an unusual I got effectively for free (got buds for free at dirt cheap, sold at 22 and then later for a hat) for 100 bucks
>bought a single hat for good fun, because the fun was more worth it than 3 bucks
>get disco beat down on a hat I like
It's been a good day.

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So we have 55 minutes until we know if valve is going to do a hotfix.
Should I buy an unusual now or wait?

There's no way they can pin it on anyone. They literally can't prove you were intentionally using the exploit.

>is there a chance of valve doing a rollback or something?
If this was CSGO or Dota 2, yes. TF2? No.

Just spend it all now. Clear your wishlist. Once the money moves to third parties it'll be difficult for Valve to revert.

TF2 is only alive now because it was making long-term money. They only keep a skeleton crew on it to make sure it keeps putting out.

IF they do a rollback they'd refund you. if you're worried, sell half your crates to buy keys for the other half

YOU
MOTHERFUCKER
POST A VIDEO COWARD

Are valve even entitled to do a rollback on a fuck up this big? I feel like it would just break more shit.

>had fuck ton of crates from playing since 2011
>deleted them all at some point in life
know for a fact there were fuck ton of 8 and 9s in there
FUCK MY LIFE
ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE OGD WANTS TO TAUNT ME

It's gold. People get even saltier than when they die to the unusualfag.

Oh I guess that's cool. I thought purple energy was low-tier myself

youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

amazing

Made 20 bucks and a cloud 9 modest pile of a hat, peace sign samur-eye, flaming slick cut and a crappy voodoo juju. If this shit isn't fixes by tomorrow I'm gonna swin in funbucks, that's when I get from my old alt like 10 #2-10 crates due to trade restrictions.

Reminder that tradefags don't even realize that gameplay exists in TF2.

buy a game or something if you are scared

>skeleton crew
You do know VNN made this up?

>A FRIEND OF MINE GOT A DEAD PRESIDENTS TEAM CAPTAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tfw you did
>tfw you only ever traded for things you actually wanted
>tfw this fuckup is still rad because I get a bunch of free unusuals AND get to keep the hats I already had
based day desu

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This makes me sad
If TF2 stops making money we have even less chance of getting content updates. Valve has less of a reason to work on it

>havent played TF2 in a couple years
>got $15 actual dollars out of thin air for selling imaginary boxes
Your fancy marketplace works like a charm, Gabe.

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They're only on older crates, you fool

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b24044342f-team-fortress-2-total-market-crash-theme-song.php

Goodbye my old friend...

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It's a taunt unusualifier. You use it on a taunt and you get 1 of those effects at random, they aren't worth shit even before this update.

spent 20 bucks unboxing for the fun of it, dunno what happens now but i got some cool new hats

VNN can eat a big floppy dong. You don't need "super secret inside leaks" to realize Valve barely cares about the game and is doing the bare minimum to support it at this point.

I wish for Valve to update TF2!

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REMINDER THAT THIS BUG HAS ALREADY BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH DUE TO MASS PLAYER ABUSE, DAMAGE ALREADY DONE! UNUSUALs LESS THAN $5! TOO LATE TO ROLL BACK!! YOU CAN'T PUNISH THE MASSES!!
cheaters lament 3 lmao

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If this was intentional it’s pretty smart

Guys, should I just sell my TF2 invetory at this point?

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They haven't given us shit in the last 5 years anyway, in fact, they've made the game even worse. Fuck em'. I'll still play TF2 because the core gameplay is near perfection, but the end was already near.

>Cheater's Lament situation all over again
>Traders on suicide watch
>Game finally starts being about the game again

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CHAOS, CHAOS

This. Anyone who says otherwise should take a look at the market's homepage and just look at the "quantity" section for 10 seconds.

>post yfw this update is going to genuinely ruin peoples lives because they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in virtual hats

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>cheaters lament 3 lmao
>3
wat
what was two?

now is a terrible time to sell

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>niggas be like check my burning collection

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Meh, pretty common loadouts, you see them too often. I prefer more original loadouts.
At least you're not a fag who paints everything pink/lime with unusuals.

I'm trying to sell a hat and it doesnt show up on the market even though it's cheaper
WTF BROS

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the thing with TF2 is that a lot of items aren't marketable but they are tradeable. i'm going to probably sell all my worthless trash for as many keys as I can get then sell the keys

I already sold what was valuable People already started quick selling everything else they had. once a major trader starts quickselling everything then everything will crash down

I CAN DO ANYTHING

>had 5 crates
>opened them all
>3/5 hats still worth more than $20
neat. Cloud 9 Hong Kong Cone or Disco Beat Down Cotton Man for my loadouts? Im selling the rest after this all blows over

they bitched out and ended up giving halos to the people who didn't get them the first time.

good?

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>a bunch of unusuals/money from crates, or the possibility of receiving a shitty untradeable uncraftable hat
hmmmmmmmmmmm

based

So many people are using the market so it will take 5 minutes to show up

>tfw when your buddy is on old player that used to hoard crates 1 to 20
>he doesn't play the game anymore so I ask him if I can have the crates
>selling them 5-6$ a piece
>made over 75$ doing virtually nothing
What should I do with the money? I could buy unusuals for pennies but what if they do a complete rollback on unboxed unusuals in the past day? I could wait and buy nothing until more information comes out of what is going to happen or I could buy something completely unrelated to tf2

Traderfags deserve nothing but ire. Their greed turned my favorite FPS into a game filled with retards, and now they suffer for it.

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>mfw my crates have been collecting dirt on the steam market for 0,3 cent and most likely they were the first to get bought out by idiots.
I lost so many money, but i bought hat in the store for shit and giggles so its all good

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traders BTFO I just made like 50 bucks from a string of really good unusuals

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>destroy everyone with the default loadout
>"NOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENIIIIIING I SPENT MORE MONEY THAN YOOOOOOOOOOU"

>For years TF2 has survived because of the hat economy
>Hats end up killing TF2 in an explosive crash
it's like poetry

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the hats nice and the effect (while tiering doesnt matter at this point) is a high tier effect

>unusual crown of the old kingdom
>average price was 56 dollars yesterday
>sold 2 crates
>bought the crown for 5 bucks

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm mad, I was playing poker night 2 when my wifi was down, and now i can't get that hat without reseting my game.

>invested in halloween unusuals years ago
>this happens
>traderfags on suicide watch while my hats are still worth money
feels good man

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WHICH CRATES WORK
I WANNA SELL MY CRATES AND GET VIDYA

These nu unusual effects all sound horrible.

>don't bother with the crates
>don't have to worry about getting locked out
it's a good day.

HOW CAN VALVEREPS RECOVER??/
WHO IS THE INTERN TO BLAME FOR THIS??
WHO IS GONNA PUSH THE DAMN CART??

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sys.4channel.org/derefer?url=http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b1b986db36-its-not-unusual-to-crash-sometimes.php

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NOT ANYMORE!

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>bough 10 hats for 3 dollars each
>now they're all worth more than 10 bucks
By tomorrow I'll be able to sell them at at least 25 bucks

The game has always been about the game, if hats weren't around, TF2 would have had its dev team assimilated years ago. Hats fund the 1 gameplay update per year. Not saying it's perfect, but the alternative is no more content ever.

I haven't even played this shit in years but this is the funniest thing I've ever seen

>Cheater's Lament
its nothing like a cheaters lament situation
this is people using the system normally, buying and selling stuff
its valves fuck up that they flooded the market with unusuals

>tfw played a lot of TF2 during the golden age but never gave a fuck about trading
>this shit happens
>got to sell crates that had been rotting in my inventory for almost a decade for 200 steam bucks
Pretty based update

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same

my sides

which hats?

Valve can't do a "cheater lament" thing again because some people geniusly did this exploit by mistake. They can't proof who really exploited it and who did it by mistake.

one of the best days in my entire life, bros

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Someone sold a hat worth 60 keys for $5, grabbed it just in case.

And when everyone is unusual

no one is.

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b26b5a7394-the-great-tf2-crash-of-2019.php

REST IN PRICE

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>laughing at VNN for saying Valve will never kill the update cycle because it kills their economy
>Valve ends up pushing an update that kills the entire economy itself by the end of the week
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

from what I remember, sniper & spy unusuals are way cheaper because you usually don't want to be glowing as them

how many crates do you have?

based
i can hear the echos of the seething traders

now you have a bunch of monopoly money that can be used to buy games which you could pirate for free

based

WEAPON SKINS ARE THE FUTURE
HATS ARE THE PAST
BUY WAR PAINTS
BUY AUSTRALIUMS
BURN UNUSUALS
BURN YOUR HATS

>start tf2 some day
>decide to open a crate i already had
>banned

sure

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I went a bit crazy, half of these are burning/sunbeams.

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Trade Fags getting Eternally BTFO'd was the best day in TF2 History, Congratulations man, and dont forget to thank Gaben for the free money

watch his 1hr twitch vod. he was seething.

Nigga, there was a hat idle program that a now valve employee created, not many used .

Tell me about it, I got 4 unusuals and one went from 7 to 20

I put a place order for a Unusual Broadband Bonnet for 3.56 usd.
please sell

>made $316 dollars
>one of the best days in my entire life
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Fuck you doluphin, and-a fuck you whaleu

did someone open a burning tc already?

>97,000 players right now

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Where? The twitch page doesn't exist fro me.

I love tf2, and although this may unironically kill the game, im in hysterics, this is such a hilarious failure

it's 300 dollars in one go, stop letting your crumbling inventory blind you

And more are still being unboxed this very second man, Remember to thank gaben

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bought 50e of hats just for the thrill.

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Oh I was hoping that trading was terminated

Is TF2 dead?

What a time to be alive lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

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Just go to your earned items and download the reward

Does this mean team fortress 3?

twitch.tv/videos/458176395

>seething trader tries to trick the goy into selling

i have crate 82. do i sell it or unpack it?

Today Valve has officially destroyed their reputation to a point they can never recover from. They could be releasing new games, and masses would still point out that Valve killed their most beloved game, TF2, in cold blood.

it didn't cost him ay sweat
basically it was him getting free money plus the feel of hoarders getting btfo
Imagine you getting fuckingrich while jews taste poverty

Nah it won't kill the game, now new(er) fags or poor fags can aquire unusuals way easier giving them more leverage to keep playing. Unusuals were disgustingly overpriced

Would this crate work? I have 3 of these, an 84 and an 85.
The only issue is that i am not home and i wont be for 2 weeks so i will miss this

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HAHHAHAH, IT HAD BEEN AT 40-50k FOR THE LAST YEAR OR SO.

Fucking hell that actually revived it.

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Good on anons for making easy bucks and enjoying their new hats but I don't like them. Plus I can just pirate games. PC gaming amirite

>Not using the tf2 version
youtu.be/A9OF1TomJlM

uncrate if you're a gambling man, or sell it if you want a free card pack or something

I wish this would happen in real life

rate my haul
gonna resell these once crates get patched

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>buying literal dogshit tier hats with dogshit tier effects
what's your game plan?
with so many unusuals on the market why would anyone want a shit one when they could have a decent one for like 3$ more

mlp hat hoarders in poverty tonight

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Someone sell their Unusual Broadband Bonnet

the only thing it's gonna kill is the cancerous faggots that don't even play to begin with and just idle in trade servers all day

Crates, sure

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mexican crates dont work

it sleeps with the panda now....

Doesn't really effect the game
>but traders will quit
they didn't play anyways
>but valve won't update tf2 if it doesnt make money
they didn't update it anyways

look at prices
if it's expensive, it works
if it's not expensive it doesn't

but user the hats will be removed by then

valve only keeps the game "alive" for the economy, now there is no economy

>tradeniggers BTFO eternally
>playerbase doubles

82 and 85 work
if you can't open them dump them on the market now while you still can

>have a bills hat
>have a gentlemann's service medal
>primeval warrior
>never traded anything for anything
Feels good man.

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Rate

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I only made 15 bucks but the shitstorm is glorious, I'm happy. I bought both of the Dishonored games.

>>but traders will quit
>they didn't play anyways
This is so true. Holy shit, this is awesome.

>mfw selling every crate I had horded for under market value and raking in the fucking steambucks
Already at £60 lads

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man what a dinosaur

No way. Valve is so fucking incompetent that they let this trainwreck happen. They will never recover.

lmao

My young retarded brain used the proof of purchase to craft a shitty hat back in 2011

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unironically based

so crate 82 still works right? has anybody tried?

What is valve going to do?

player count dropped massively so alot of people are just sitting in the main menu anyway

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The state of the Steam forums right now

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By alive you mean pushing an "updated localization files" + some noone cares about medals update every few months? There will still be an economy, they could just make the hats unboxed in the past 24h's untradeable

It’s kind of cathartic. The game is free of their terrible influence at the unfortunate cost of possibly killing it

this is bringing a lot of attention to the game. might actually have more players after this

i did it about an hour ago and it worked

lad everything still works, valve hasn't done or said anything as of yet, go crazy!

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and.... every crate is sold
FUCKING THANKS GABE

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what did you get?

Imagine
Just fucking IMAGINE being born in and after 2000.
I'd kill myself. The majority of this thread is having nostalgia for TF2 and that alone makes me laugh.

holly based

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Can't they introduce even rarer items in the update to fix it? This is some clown world shit by the way.

Only had a n°85 crate to sell but at least I could get doom almost for free.

Imagine the retards that had $200 buy orders sitting overnight on hats that just got triggered LMAO. Zoomers win again!

can i have the original image of our glorious president? without the glasses?

Spent like 35 bucks on keys so i could open all my crates (couldnt sell for 7+ days). Did i waste my money, or will the unusuals eventually recover? at the very least i guess i did my part in killing the tf2 economy

I crafted mine with an unbox from a robocrate and then got the non-robo version

What’s the difference if he isn’t actually paying his own money for it?

rate me Yea Forums

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Beautiful.

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It doesn't even match a single person's gear that you used it on
mayos please go

>spend years ruining the community and turning the whole game into a shithole trying to use hats as crypto
>all of it undone in a week because of one bug
who /cozy/ here

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How the fuck haven't they fixed it yet?

tfw only had 5 bugged crates

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I'M IN TEARS, THIS IS PERFECT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm pretty happy about this update too user. the jew traders had it

these are from 85 and 82 crates

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smart people know when to take advantage of something and jump at an opportunity.
retarded people (like him) don't do anything and just beg and cry like the bitches they are

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Unusuals should never have been so scarce in the first place.
Now things are balanced.

the work day at valve literally just started

Man, maybe it's better than being born in the 90's. I remember the world going to shit, zoomies at least grow up knowing how fucked shit is, they don't have to come to terms with anything like we do.

damn good job user

tfw my crate listing wont appear for 15 days becasue i havent been using their steam guard for months... rip ez dosh

TF2 IS DOWN
GABE WOKE UP

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i have some 82s, should i open them or cash out my keys? i have a pretty expensive 2012 halloween unusual, so i'd rather not get tradebanned

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Just dumped all my crates onto the market and made $70 bucks in under an hour.
HAHAHA FUCK YOU TRADERS.

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anyone else getting hats just for the fun of it with no monetary incentive? like if i wanted to grind out and make 100 bucks i could but i dont really care.

>mfw arguing with some user on Yea Forums about how normie humor is "garbage"
>bring up how all Yea Forums laughs at is WHIRRRR OH NO NO le mature humor
>mfw seeing this

predictable

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uncle dane is seething on twitter right now

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what is the lowest price you dropped?

>no glitched crates in my inventory
>definitely not going to spend any actual money unboxing unusuals

slightly disappointed i couldn't profit from the glitch, but at least i'm not a furfag whose $200 inventory just plummeted to fucking peanuts

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>yfw making mad bank selling useless crates that have been clogging up your inventory for years

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Probably still eating breakfast.

They better not give all the plebs cheaters lament for being newfags.

post yfw you aren't this dude

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>go to buy 2 keys
>won't checkout
WHAT'S GOING ON

>tf2 coordinator is down
ITS OVEEEEEEEEEEEER

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is this any good lads?

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i love this shitstorm so much

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how do I have two thousand hours in tf2 and I wasn't lucky enough to get a single crate that got bugged?
fuck rng and fuck life. I just missed out on a free game just...because.

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I can't list anymore it just says item server is down

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You tell me.

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>This inventory is unavailable
Wew, just put out the last crate on the market

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THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
>THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
>THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
>THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN
>THE MARKET JUST WENT DOWN

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b1b986db36-its-not-unusual-to-crash-sometimes.php

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Servers down boys, hope you cashed out while you could

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

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Big daddy gaben woke up. God has come to reap the sinners.

RED ALERT, SERVERS ARE DOWN

THEY'RE FIXING IT

lmfao I sold my shit back in 2016, I'm losing my shit over here dude

>tfw when never gave my number to gaben so I can't trade my shit
So this is how you punish me heh?
I only had one 82 crate anyway

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I have mixed feelings, on the one hand traders going nuclear is pretty funny, but on the other hand everyone is going to wear ugly-ass unusuals.

TF2 SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN
>TF2 SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN
TF2 SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN
>TF2 SERVERS ARE SHUTTING DOWN

HOLY SHIT, TURN ON VNN

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>be Valve employee
>be literally the only person working on TF2 because the rest of Valve are too busy masturbating over VR and/or DotA to bother working on Valve's most popular game
>get sick and tired of having to do literally everything regarding TF2 that you fail to miss one bug because Gayben decided to show up today to tell you to rush an update out to make TF2 players feel appreciated
>this will somehow be my fault when Valve can't be bothered to send some QA guys over to make sure that the incoming update don't accidentally fuck everything up or something

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That's infinitely worse. They're born into all this social media shit when we were raised into it.

Also, if you thought this was an obnoxious memefest non-game before, it's about to get way worse.
Instead of 30% of the players you see looking like neon faggots, literally everyone will.

Have fun.

GAME OVER BOYS

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This shit is hilarious

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I actually did want to get involved in it, but seems that the bullshit of writing the phone number on steam saved me from the trading scene.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

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I DIDNT HAVE ANY GLITCHED CRATES IN MY INVENTORY

I DIDNT MAKE (OR LOSE) A PENNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Unable to process order
Oh shit! They know! SHUT IT DOWN!

I just read his twitter, he isn't seething you plebeian. hes in on the laugh.

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>Servers come back
>THEY EVEN ADD MORE CRATES TO THE GLITCH
I'M READY

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>Wanna go sell some crates I have backed up
>Inventory won't load
Fug

>go to open crate
>no response from the item server
COME ON

NOOOOOOOOOO

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Just liquidate what you can user the game is going down the fucking drain as we speak

HOARDERS BTFO
HOARDERS BTFO

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link?

ITS OVER

You people are actually opening crates for pennies? Holy summer.

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>tf2 may never get another major update or any further support now
Like it already is?

Oy vey!

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how likely will it be for them to rollback everything that happened?
0% chance because people put real money into this today?

Not home, unless you can do it with the phone app i am out of luck

>Tfw got 5 unsuuals before servers went down

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY AM I ALWAYS TOO ATE FOR THIS SIT

I don't see anything thats considered seething there chief. Also VNNs video is him just being depressed so no juicy stuff from there either.

>sold all of my glitched crates on the mb except for 2
thank you tf2 for giving me more money for literally any other game, you're the goddamn gift that keeps on giving

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youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b1b986db36-its-not-unusual-to-crash-sometimes.php

OH NONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO

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kek

Yeah, I think I'm getting too bitter to be here.

all they need to do is make all the hats unboxed since the update nontradeable

>he bought the crates?
>shut it down

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THE FUN IS OVER, BUT HOARDERCHADS STILL WON

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I definitely am. Not sure where else to go. I want to take the ears off but I can't.

>was about to open my last crate and the servers go down
goddamnit i just wasted $6

This is actually quite good, I used to trade a fuck ton back in like 2012-2015, and back then the max trade item limit was 8, so no unusual was worth over 8 keys. Now with everything being inflated, hats will be cheaper but more volatile, aka now you can get that burning hat you want for 200 tops. Trading will be less risky and cheaper, more for less. Mark my words tf2 will be revived from this.

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>tfw nearing all-time peak in fucking 2012
>STILL CAN'T FIND A SINGLE FUCKING CP_PROCESS IN MATCHMAKING

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ALL THE UNUSUALS WILL BE DELETED
LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHA

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How would that even work? Rollback everything to pre the newest update and refund everything? Seems too big of a task.

I stopped playing TF2 around the Scout update that introduced the soda and the baseball bat.

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b2c0465c00-the-death-of-tf2-its-all-over-now.php

TF2 IS DEAD

sneed

Holy FUCK

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FUCK, I WAS AT WORK WHEN IT HAPPENED

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FUCKING PHONE AUTHONIGGER BULLSHIT
DIDNT GET TO SELL SHIT FUCK

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Even when you couldn't cash in on the exploit, you can still find joy laughing at the furfags and horse fuckers seething in absolute rage.

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>Roll back Steam servers to yesterday

There's nowhere to go. It's over.

Very nice

OOHH IT'S OVER
RACE TO THE BOTTOM
TF3 IN THE WORKS AS WE SPEAK

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>he bought crates

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I literally finished cashing out two days ago holy fuck

How can they fuck up this badly lol TF2 will literally never recover

youtubemultiplier.com/5d3b2c1ca9f74-tf2-market-crash-kek.php

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>had a 82 crate
>had a key
>tf2 was unistalled

Dammit, I was too slow and now the servers seem to be offline, coulda had so much steambux. Fuck.

oh yeah, this is fucking beautiful. this is the most excitement i've ever gotten from tf2.

THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN

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Lmao, inventories with glitchusuals are unavailable.

who's this semen demon?

I got 50 bucks form this, fuck unusuals, still remained withone crate cause i like to collect then.

>Sold most of my crates years ago because it was clogging up my inventory
>They all would have been $2 creates
>Only had 4 today to sell

I got $9, but holy shit I could've had over 250 or even 300.

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This is gonna be another halocaust isn't it.

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user, I don't think TF2 ever had Final Fantasy servers

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IMAGINE

THERE'S SOMEONE WHO JUST BOUGHT HUNDREDS OF CRATES AND WAS ABOUT TO OPEN THEM WHEN THE ITEM SERVERS WENT DOWN, AND NOW IT'S GOING TO BE FIXED

>HE JUST SPENT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON USELESS CRATES THAT ARE ABOUT TO BE WORTH $0.01 AGAIN

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

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lmao plz gib addon/mod

how new are u faggot

>bill's hat was always the best looking hat in the game imo
try the most fucking boring hat
>hurr grounded and down to earth military themed sets
you are an absolutely dull person user

jej

So is it being sorted out now? I've already sold all my crates worth selling but it's been a good laugh today.

the gift that keeps on giving

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Well I hope each of you did your part in returning a big fuck you to gayb*n and valve ignoring TF2. Hopefully we'll see this glitch in d*ta and csg*

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youtube.com/watch?v=4540uzfjcdU&list=PLvLatRCmX9nVlzOVQoHu8cUqvpd1dw6ON&index=36

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Gotta love waking up to see your favorite game's economy, which you invested hundreds into, is dead.

MEEESTA GABE
SHOOT EEET DOOWN

>missed the entire thing because I have no money on my account and trading takes weeks due to mobile auth
just fuck my shit up

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>want to go jerk off now
>exhentai is down
fuck you user

im already mad enough about the fact i wasted $8 just now, i can only image how bad that dude must feel right now.

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praise be comrade, may we purge the capitalist scum from the market

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I have never unboxed an Unusual until today.
But I'm still happy with my Service Medal.

lel eat shit furfag

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>tfw all unboxed unusuals in this update become permanently untradable and unmarketable and get a mark of shame on them
I really don't fucking care but that's the sensible way to go about fixing this mess

Same boat but I'm not gonna get mad about it. Although I could have got more today I still managed to grab a few vidya without spending a penny. Can't beat yourself up for not knowing what could happen down the line.

>got GTA and DOOM from contributing to the crash of the TF2 economy
Welp, my run is over. Time to not play any of those games and go to bed

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Oh my fucking god

>3500 hours
>No unusual
>Dab on unusualfags with pocket medics

Poorfags rise up

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"Vous adorez le penis" would have been better

>he thinks its "down"
Its over

>Just opened my crates a few minutes ago

Too slow Lalve.

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how did this glitch work anyway? somenoe spoonfeed this workfag

this user actually made it

valve are really the fucking best, i love this

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>mfw remembering there are people out there with backpacks worth actual hundreds of thousands of dollars

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Yeah man, I dunno. I'm waiting for a miracle to happen.

>yfw trading is dead

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Buy crates that are glitched, open crate, Unusual hat
Thats literally it

a certain few crates just dropped unusuals every single time, just buy em off the market and open like normal. causing the market to completely shit the fucking bed

So how did people actually make money via the marketplace? Or was it just towards your steam wallet never to be real money?

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>Managed to net DOOM. Prey, and New Order/Old Blood.
Might sell some of the shit I've got in CS:GO and pick up Doom 3 BFG to top it all off.

everything that's been unboxed since the glitch gets reverted back to the chest & a key

>got into tf2 trading as a teenager
>literally was a bad as a gambling addiction that i only kicked when i left the game
>mfw everyone i traded with in the past just lost everything they worked so hard to earn

This puts a smile on my face.

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BUY HIGH SELL LOW

Not anymore

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like just now? That's good

He had it months ago? lmaooooo it's worthless now bby

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>cant access my tf2 inventory to sell all my crates saved up

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You literally just unboxed crates. No special methods or anything literally just press a button.

I can't jerk off to the bowing girls of moonrunes

>all class unusual
Yeah, I'm thinking thats based

>trading killed TF2
>valve killed trading
Based.

who else /cuckedbymobileauth/

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why? because you're a retard with no self control, it's cool when other's suffer?
misery loves company, maybe you should work on skills instead of coping.

shits going down because the servers are overloaded by the gold rush of people buying, selling, and trading for unusual shit dumbasses

if you convert to keys and sell them on certain trade sites (once the lockdown is lifted) you can cash them out through paypal

Regular Doom 3 modded is better than BFG. Cheaper too

>Or was it just towards your steam wallet never to be real money?
If I type "karambit" into our national ebay knock-off, I get mostly CS:GO results.

Steam wallet. I image there was a massive influx in DOOM sales.

how much?

>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
This is some /biz/ fuckery holy shit

>inventory is back
>all my crates are back (including ones I sold)
>unusuals are gone
wtf?

STONKS

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ALL MY FUCKING HATS ARE GONE!!!!!!

I SPEND $100 ON FUCKING KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>doesn't remove random crits
>remove traders instead
based

This here is the REAL shit my friends

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i don't play tf2, it's just hilarious to watch the miserable neets crawl out when bad things happen.

congrats, you losers finally have someone to point and laugh at. it's not you today.

Wait is the tf2 warehouse bot thing still working from back in the day?

How BTFO are those ruskis now?

He got out, you didn't and he is laughing at your ass. he won, you lost.

I was literally a kid. There are dumber things kids spend money on.

>it's cool when other's suffer?
Absolutely. Cry about it faggot.

>did all my trading on an alt
>1 week from now i'll just trade the one unusual i kept to my main
>and if valve does give out an honor hat to people who didnt use the exploit, i'll still get it
ayy lmao

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reppin

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>still not tradable after years
It never will be, they didn't want to make new buds

Lol somebody is mad their shit is worthless now

i'm so happy right now. i can't explain why, but i'm just glad i was able to experience this shitstorm with you all.

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That shut down a while ago

No way.

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I bought my pc like 7 years ago by scamming and selling tf2 items

>oh right they send emails
>check
>see this
nice

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inventory isnt back

Exactly, I was thinking of using my $60 cratebux to buy Eternal

but then again I bought the last Doom right after release from a CD keys site for $40

>he bought?

represent
can't sell shit

I can't wait for my good boy hat I can't sell from a dead game.

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THEY TOOK MY MONEY AWAY WTF

STONKS TO STACKS

sounds like you're a little upset. i have personal beef with traders because i was ripped off dozens of times. i think it's pretty amusing to see this all unfold. not like i chose for this to happen anyways.

marketplace cucks instantly locked their site down

Same here, haven't had this much fun in years

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then what's this?

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what? lmao WHAT? all you kids have is assumptions
im ded

better than autistic lime/pink painted garbage

>all this fear mongering from mlp trannies
Stop.

Same.
B-but hey, that's enough to buy a gdecent ame.

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They genuinely can't do that lol

HOLY SHIT VALVE REMOVED ALL MY GAMES WTF???

GUYS, THERE'S SOMEONE BANGING ON MY DOOR RIGHT NOW. WHAT DO I DO?

a glitch

MY UNUSUALS ARE GONE WTF

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it was a wild ride lads.

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thanks lads

Thank christ I sold all junk.
Is this even salvageable?

If they did give the honor hat, i wonder if they'd give it to the crate sellers or not
I mean technically, us sellers didn't do the unboxing, it was the people who bought off us

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you should have gave them your burning team captain, user
you owe them 4000, user

I got in just in time to unbox my one create that qualified and got a Kill-a-Watt Brim-Full Of Bullets

I know the market is tanked now but was this considered a good hat back in the day? Havent played in forever

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It was a nice change instead of being sad about Kyoani and other shit. A toast to all of you.

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FINALLY
FUCKING CP_PROCESS
>already over
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

All of the fucking aspies that ruined trading back in the day getting btfo would make me so fucking happy. I've never met a bigger collection of total assholes in my life

tfw Total biscuit is fucking dead

>mfw got to unbox unusuals for the first time but they're worthless now so it doesn't even make it at all special or exciting

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I got late to the party, they shut the whole operation down when I tried to sell one. What do I do with my shitloads of old crates now? I have been keeping them for years.

A good hat is a hat you think look good.

>LEDDIT IS ON SUICIDE WATCH
CANT.
MAKE.
THIS.
UP.

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I missed absolutely everything, are rollbacks really happening or are y'all fuckin around?

so did they rollback the inventories ?

the more I see pictures of End of Evangelion and Komm Süsser Tod posted, the more I feel like I need to watch the whole Evangelion series
where do I start?

>mfw this dude is me, spending around 200 dollars on crates

come on, start laughing at me, I deserve this

Yeah, rip user, could of made bank but you were too late

"1/2 queer power couple"

>invested in skins
>thought they'd be worth more after the cases start leaving circulation for good
>told i was crazy and wasting my time by unusual traders
>this happens
couldn't be happier. All my skins are still worth something while their shitty particle effects are plummeting in price.

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Still have my hats. There would be a massive backlash if they actually rolled back.

>1/2 of the TFW Queer power couple
burn

Oh no! not other's enjoyment! What will we do?

HOLY SHIT GUYS GABE NEWELL CAME TO MY HOUSE AND LEGALLY CLAIMED MY SISTER TO SELL INTO THE SLAVE TRADE BECAUSE I BROUGHT CRATES THIS TOTATLLY ISN'T A MADE UP RUMOR TO SCARE PEOPLE

>Nooo! Nooo! Cheap shiny hats damages my enjoyment!!!!!!

Plus why would they rollback the items? It's not our fault they released a dumbass broken update.

>damages other peoples enjoyment of the game
>people can't enjoy a game unless they spend all their money on useless rare shite
no wonder gaming is in such a shit state

I'd be amazed if they didn't roll back, since you really can't let this happen, as you literally just let the economy die

same, spent like 12 bucks but hey, I feel better knowing im not some fucking retard that splurged over hundreds only to get fucked right after

here you go buster youtu.be/p5CjmHLUQQI

based skin chad

Common hats (formerly Unusual)

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im still mad right now about the fact the servers went down right as i was about to open this last crate that i spent money on. hopefully i can just sell it quickly together with the key once the market is back up before anyone manages to clear their buy orders.

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>enjoyment of the game is solely centered on its fabricated economy

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>Damage the enjoyment for everyone

I thought hats and such were just cosmetic and didn't have any impact in the gameplay at all, so what's the "damage" to the enjoyment of the game lol

Based skinchad putting trader trannies in their place

renamed to Usual hats

HOES MAD
HOES MAD

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I don't know you extrapolated all aspects of enjoyment, sounds like a fallacy but okay.

"i made a stupid financial decision and it's everybody else's fault" is this what /biz/ sounds like?