Playing Dragon Quest

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>it's just some shitty still image of the end of some girl's leg
her f-feets??

>Download Yume Nikki
>Enter the Nexus
>No doors
>Just a text prompt telling me there's a chance I could nikki
>Notice I actually got You May Nikki

>buy Devil May Cry
>tutorial teaches me nothing about combat
>just a bunch of gathering wheat and eggs and shit
>demons drop no orbs, only sandwiches
>realize the clerk gave me Devil Make Rye
Next time I'm going to Best Buy.

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That was so bad it made me blush.

>playing Alan Wake
>mc is a guy named Al and first part is trying to wake up
>wake up
>game ends
>look at the case
>realize I misread the game's title and I actually played Al in Wake

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hot

>boot up Final Fantasy VI
>it's a bout an near-death Alabaman dude trying to fuck his own daughter
>look at the case
>notice i was actually playing Final Fantasy Sex

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that's got layers, I like it.

>Buy Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
>There's nothing to do except hang out in Arizona
>Look at the case
>Realize I bought Brothers: A Tale of Tuscon

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thanks
>boot up superman 64
>it's spore's cell stage
>realize i've accidentally booted up spermmen 64

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>pick up splinter cell cheap
>boot it up
>its just some fat German guy that falls over and breaks his leg
>he asks me to get a rigid or flexible device that maintains in position a displaced or movable part and attach it to his leg

>Splint Herschel

>playing super smash bros: brawl
>you play as a guy who watches his drunk brother pass out in his hallway
>look at the case
>realize I misread the game's title
>it's actually super smashed bro's hall

>finally get a copy of Judgement
>first three hours is just a long cutscene of women criticizing guys that walk past them
>realize I had actually bought Judge Men

Last time I trust Gamestop.

>Playing Saints Row
>It's just Peter arguing with Paul
>Look at the box
>It's actually Saints row

>Buy "Medieval"
>expect a game about medieval life, farming, killing dragons and being a devout Christian
>I play as some weird skeleton killing monsters
>realize the game was actually "Medievil"

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>boot up max payne
>you play as god, making snipes
>get confused
>look at box
>realize I've booted up Make Spine by accident

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>boot up Steins;Gate
>you try to catch falling stuff before it stains the carpet
>thefuck.png
>look at box
>i was playing stains get instead

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>playing cheetahmen
>my character has infinite health
>look at the case
>realize I'm playing cheater men

>playing Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hand
>character gets arrested for possession of child porn
>look at the case
>realize it's actually Boktai: The Cunny's in Your Hand

>Get a copy of bonestorm
>load it up
>it's some guy telling me how to play golf
>wut
>check the cover
>actually says Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
mfw

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wow, too bad :/ i hope you got a refund man

I had to give the game to the police

>Download Minecraft, as I see that it's gotten popular again
>Open the game
>You play as a charismatic man in his journey to defeat a great evil
>Look at the case
>Realize I'm actually playing Mein Kampf

God this thread is fucking garbage.
But it's old Yea Forums style garbage, so thank god you bastards.

>Start up Sleeping Dogs
>just a bunch of stoners in bed when they should be at work
>look at the case
>realise I'm playing Sleep In, Dawgs.

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>buy pathologic classic hd
>start playing bachelor's route
>realize dumb slavs mistranslated the name of the english release and it should actually be called path of logic

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>Playing Resident Evil
>It's just a dog in a house
>Realize I'm actually playing Resident Beagle

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>boot up assassin's creed
>it's about two asses promising each other not to kill
>look at the case
>it's actually ass ass in creed

>Playing Sekiro
>lose half my money because I got raped by a bunch of monks
> more like suck-8-guys-in-a-row

>playing Runescape
>running to different kingdoms
>am now hooked on the game
>realize I can run but can't escape

>boot up dark souls
>title screen is just a blown up picture of a brown gaping butthole
>look at case
>dark holes

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>I get Honor
>you get Honor
>we all get metal on-her

>playing Dark Souls
>entirety of game is replaced with swamp levels
>look box
>realize I'm playing Dank Pools

>Phoenix Down
>Phoenix Wright

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Why yes, i love to make bread, how could you tell?

I like this one

>boot up For Honor
>it's ace attorney
>look at box
>it says Your Honor

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File name

would play

>Pick up used copy of Xenosaga
>first chapter has me meet all these different aliens species on the ship
>one of them says "oh yeah this is my mum"
>middle aged mum alien appears
>dialogue options appear including "ask her out on a date"
>wtf I thought this was an RPG? look at the box to make sure
>it was actually Xenosag
god fucking damn it

>pick up For Honor
>game is just a gangbang porn movie
>the fuck?
>look at my game library, check the name
Oh, Four On Her

>buy Elder scrolls
>open the case
>old man rolls out
>bought elder rolls

>get home from work to play some Minecraft
>load up the game
>suddenly I'm in a boat with some guy named Mike
>Accidentally opened Mike_Raft.exe

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epic