Triss fags BTFO

The death of Triss Merigold

On the Sodden Hill Triss Merigold was hit by explosive fireball. Her remains could not be indentified and she was laid to rest along with the other mages who fell on the Hill.

The sorceress who survived is Lytta Neyd, better known as Coral. But she too suffered burns so bad that she could not be indentified either. After the battle healers simply mixed up these two and so Lytta Neyd was restored with Triss Merigold's appearance. Coral still retains her original hair and eye color though.

Coral has been impersonating Triss Merigold since the beginning of the book Bloof of Elves. The real Triss Merigold of Maribor is a only ever mentioned, she never appeared anywhere in the Witcher-series. Only things that is know about her is that she had chestnut hair and blue eyes.

To better understand this you must to read the books in cronological order, not in the order the books were published. So you must read the Season of Storms first.

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Proofs:

Already mentioned the eye and hair color. Triss Merigold had chestnut hair and blue eyes. Coral has red hair and green eyes. CD Projekt Red didn't butcher the canon when making the games.

2. At the end of the book Sword of Destiny when Geralt is visiting the obelisk on the Sodden Hill, his thoughs for Triss Merigold state that he and Triss had only liked each other. Geralts thoughs for Lytta Neyd describes events of the Season of Storms-book.

However, in the next book, Blood of Elves, after the sorceress arrived Kaer Morhen, she is tossing and turning in her bed, clearly thinking about the time when she had seduced Geralt. Triss Merigold never seduced Geralt. The person is Lytta Neyd and she is thinking of the events that happened in the Season of Storms.

3. The reason why Coral never corrected this mistake was because she fell in love with Geralt and she thought that she would get another chance to be with him as Triss Merigold. However, there never was anything between Geralt and Triss Merigold but Coral thought so. Right after she arrives Kaer Morhen she attemps to romantically approach Geralt in the stables and Geralt turns her down.

4. Bit later in the book she talks about the battle of Sodden Hill. She mentions the explosive fireballs and how corpses were in hard-to-recognise pieces and that "the living were hard to account for, too".

But what is really noteworthy is how she claimed how she couldn't wear "plunging neckline" ever again, blaming her scars. The real reason why she couldn't wear revealing clothing was the tattoo she had. Coral used to have a notable fish tattoo on her lower body. In the Season of Storms -book it is mentioned that she never removed the tattoo despite it no longer being fashionable.

In the Witcher 2 when Geralt drinks with the Blue Stripes, he ends up taking a tattoo on his neck. You can ask Coral to remove it and it turns out that the tattoo removal is alchemical mixture. And she is allergic to those.

In the book, right after the trio leaves Kaer Morhen, Coral suddently becomes extremely sick. I believe this is when she removed her tattoo. Awkward moment for sure, but perhaps she had no ingredients before or didn't want to risk it.

(I digress) Or perhaps she wanted to force Geralt to care for her while they were on the road, hoping that it would make their relationship more intimate. She had "forced"... or seduced Geralt before with magic and tried to do it again in the Witcher 2 by using the petal from the Rose of Remembrance. Luckily Letho kidnapped her before she could cast the spell.

You knew why she wanted the Rose of Remembrance, right? Its petals are used for charm spell.

5. In the book Tower of Swallows, after Yennefer disappeared from Skellige, Coral comes looking for her. There is a short piece of text where she is having candlelight dinner with Crach and he mentions how her "lips are like coral". Coral lipstick is her favorite and is how she got her nickname.
6. Witcher 3: Wild Hunt also contained clues:

-If Geralt asks Coral to stay in Novigrad, she'll take Geralt to the lighthouse to watch ships. They watched ships in the Season of Storms too.

-Hydromancy. Coral uses it to track down Philippa. She used it in the book to track Geralts stolen swords.

-Noblemans figurine. After uncompressing him she mentions how her taste has gone worse since he was sleeping with her. I believe this is reference to Lambert.

(During the drinking game in the Witcher 3, Lambert admits that he has jumped out of lovers window. This happened in the first Witcher game. In the beginning of chapter 3 after Coral has teleported Geralt from the swamp back to her house, in her room you can find Lamberts footsteps coming out of the bathtub, going towards the window.

Also in the first Witcher game when you sleep with women, you get their sex cards. Lambert has the Triss Merigold -gwent card in the Witcher 3.)

nah

yencuck cope

blind triss cuck is a cuck

dont let the door hit you on the way out, thanks for stopping by

write a few more paragraphs about Triss, maybe that will make yen less of a whore

I love Triss and I would let her cast a futa spell so I could suck her cock sometimes

Who cares, she has bigger boobs than Yen so it's an auto win.

Where in the OP is he talking about Yen? changing the subject is not an argument, these points still stands. Triss fags remain utterly BTFO'd for eternity. Yen is a whore true but Triss is not even who you idiots are fawning over LMAO Ciri is prime dicking material though

stfu samefag

That reddit fag was proven wrong and after so became really ass blusted

This is Harry Potter fanfiction tier level.
If Coral would have impersonated Triss Merigold Yennefer would have probably realized it the first time they met

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You need to go back

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So you are actually implying that nobody noticed that Triss's hair color and eye color changed?

all women are nothing but bitches and hoes

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how often do women change their hair and eye color (via dye and contacts) in our day to day let alone it be a fantasy setting with magic, not an argument knave

post the counter-arguement than dipshit or fuck off, thanks for the (you)s

what's your issue? mommy ran out of tendies. calm down kid

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Not really that often and those that know them will at the very least mention their eye color change

yen cucked him again

If that is so easy then she had no reason not to just assume Triss' colors instead of risking to fuck it up. Your reddit theory is shit mate.

> The books

So not canon then? Only the games matter.

Not gonna repost reddit shit, that BTFO you, because I'm not a fag

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Nice fanfiction bro

>this thread
So many yencucks here. Know your place.

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no risk no reward she still wanted to retain some part of herself during the impersonation, the fact that noone mentioned the change shows how much anyone even cared about Triss in the first place, that being less than nothing lol.

you save that gayshit on your pc, your the real cocksucker faggot, KYS immediately you waste of skin

fuck off with your waifu nonsense, noone is mentioning yen except yourself, you insecurity is showing retard replace yen in that image and all of your comments with yourself and your kind and that is where you truly belong.

>Yen cucks are afraid, that their waifu has dull story and character.
wew

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Sage and report stop fueling this reddit-tier shitposting

why are you continuing posting images of yourself eating ass faggot its disgusting and homos like yourself should be purged

Yeah but where's the tits?

Don't be afraid cuck, maybe Netflix will give your favorite whore some depth

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>literally reposting reddit threads
holy FUCK

being this committed to being a faggot, i suppose congratulations should be in order but no fuck you please continue embarrassing yourself

Being this new to the absolute current state of Yea Forums

>that reddit tier shit talk
kek

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samefag outted again now go back your not welcome here

keep posting

Don't scare it off now children. This level of autism in the wild must be documented for future generations.

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How do you explain that game Triss is crazy in love with Geralt (just like in books, Lytta Neyd on the other hand wasn't in love with him). Also I am not aware of story in Witcher 2 and 3,I am referring to Triss in W1, so I don't know if there was another battle of Sodden in games, but in books Triss was definitely Triss even after Sodden.

>I'll give up my entire identity for nonsense
>But wait... NOT my hair!!
That's nonsense. Also, it's known that Triss is allergic to magic shit so people know she would not use it to mess with her hair let alone eyes.

was Triss Merigold at some point allergic to potions? Coral was emulating her allergic reaction or it was just an coincidence?

emotions are not logical, this is about corals love for geralt after he turned her down, this is a second chance for her
coral is allergic, the fact that triss is allergic is because at this point in the story triss is actually coral, look at it chronologically it lines up

She wasn't, reddit fag.
Book and page telling us so, go.

"being this" gay should be punishable by death redditor fagget op

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>emotions are not logical
Neither is this whole cringy redditor theory

braindead fag read the op again you missed a lot

Until Sapkowski comes out and says Triss is Coral, this is nothing but fanfiction, and you should feel bad that you're this desperate to make Yen seem more desirable

Book and page to prove your all your points.

your welcome to your opinion but that doesnt make your point any stronger than mine

do your own research if you have become so invested otherwise my original point stands, not a counter argument in sight triss fags in denial

It just so happens both Coral and Triss both want to poison and rape Geralt, BRAVO SAP.

>triss is died and coral is really triss here are some clues in game
>but triss and coral are both in game
>HAIRCOLOUR

The counter argument is that Sapkowski wouldn't leave something like this ambiguous, that isn't how he writes. You're also a retard for reposting a reddit fan theory of all things on Yea Forums.
Congrats on this, seriously

>Geralt, several other Witchers, and hundreds of Sorcerers and personal friends never noticing Triss eye's changed colour

>read the books
the books are irrelevant to the game stories

Literally leaves his entire book series on a cliffhanger m8

Except the part where they're not in every single way.

>that hint of a nipple
Salsa on full pic?

Cliffhanger isn't the same thing as being ambiguous about events that already transpired in the book m8
And yes I've read all the books including season of storms

Friendly reminder that Triss Merigold WORSHIPS the Big Black Cock

DEAL WITH IT WHITE BOYS!

>all that triss futa porn by steven carson
bless his heart

So you have no proofs and therefore argument.
Thanks, that's all I need to know.

Is SoS good, does it live up to the other short story books?

have sex

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its an actual miracle that it took this long to be posted
dilate

missed the entire OP what are you retarded? wait no need to answer that

Pages and quotes, that's all I ask.
Post it, until that it's just shitty fanfic

read the books mentioned with this in mind and you will see, even until then its still all factual

>you must read the Season of Storms
So it's a fanfic retcon?

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not entirely wrong, thats what brought this about mostly

boys like triss and men like yen, chads like ciri and thats the end of the matter. now all of you fags fuck off and stop circle jerking each other like greeks and do something productive

yen cucks geralt in the books, triss cucks geralt in the games. great choices either way geralt is a giant cuck

You selling this "theory" not me, so you should provide pages and quotes. Until then it's just your sick minded fanfic.

This body double / dopple person does nothing but add confusion to the story

It makes sense that they dropped this from the game, it doesnt make anything better and its not even good character development

It's just Sapek who was buttblasted about people(and devs) preferring Triss decided to make fanfic-tier retcon in the new book.

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Or everyone is an adult that like to have sex and fun while still respecting each others and having great feelings of companionship while together.

Really, your beliefs of "cucking" and purity in an euro setting are so immature. Maybe it's american puritanism, the same who forces you to make a face when someone mentions that to have you, your parents did have sex at some point and you're unable to picture it without looking like a disgusted mutt.
If they were 18yo and 16yo, and just got married, of course you'd be happy for any of them to NOT have some extra-relationships, but Geralt is literally a 90yo-something lone wolf who cannot have kids, of course he's going to sleep around.
As for the witches, they are super-powered magical entities that were so ugly before their magic transformation and they developped such self-esteem issues that now that they can finally choose to be picky, while strategically forced to stay celibate, of course they're going to have some fun, just like a man in their position would.
As hard as it is to swallow, witches are special cases of bitches. They are companions, and honestly both Yen and Triss were pretty bro-tier.

Words of truth here lads. actual legible and not entirey retarded discourse on Yea Forums what in the hell, who sent you and by what means did you arrive? this is the needle in the figurative hay stack

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not selling but sold son you have bought it already and its on you whether to hold or cast aside no longer mine to bear. so do your own research into the matter or begone

if this is such an epiphany to you yankee mutts you are too far gone or too steeped in your idiotic rhetoric ramblings and anyone with half an iota of brainpower should flee far from here and never to return

I agree triss forever shes the hottest piece of ass in those movies some call games

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I'm 29 and never had sex

What can I say? Based.

Daily reminder that Triss is Kaer Morhen's fleshlight

let me know how those wizard powers turn out and see if its worthwhile kthxbai

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both of those stupid cunts suck for romance options

Both her and Yennefer need to die so Geralt can be free of thots

I can already cast Despair on myself, I can also cast Despair on touch and Stinking Cloud

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that's so autistic of a comeback that it nearly comes full circle and is fire, nearly

The books mentioned she was so burned she never wore low cut dresses again.

>During the drinking game in the Witcher 3, Lambert admits that he has jumped out of lovers window. This happened in the first Witcher game. In the beginning of chapter 3 after Coral has teleported Geralt from the swamp back to her house, in her room you can find Lamberts footsteps coming out of the bathtub, going towards the window.
Lambert was hundreds of miles away. At the start of the game each Witcher went to a different kingdom in search if Salamandra. Lambert couldn't be there.

mmm i must be more powerful than i think because i already mastered those spells

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Yennefer is the only person on earth who understands Geralt, as much of a cunt as she can be, you want to take from him, the only person who can possibly see him for who he is?

read you post again and see the word "teleport" and realize your own folly and educate yourself fool

>hit by explosive fireball
Wow, what a thot.

Yes because he'd be better off.

Because people aren't capable of lying or having ulterior motives and actions, try to think for yourself instead of the narrative you're being spoon fed for once in your infantile existence

Triss teleported Geralt. She couldn't have teleported Lambert. He was too far away. Why would he ever would stop seeking revenge for the death of another Witcher to fuck Triss thousands of miles away from his duty.

i kno rite bitches should be in the kitchen not getting exploded in the battlefed dum hores

Because you can do more than one thing at a time, fucking hot sorceresses and getting revenge dont mutually exclude friend and with the magical super highway on beck and command why not?

just order a prostitute for crying out loud

that dumbass kid berengar wasnt a witcher just that a dumbass kid a wannabe why would they even care kek

the rookie was leo, berengar was another witcher whose corpse you discover during the swamp

> only person on earth who understands Geralt
That's Dandelion. Yennefer didn't understand him at all, even with mind-reading.

im too scared and fat and cast a horrifying visage to all to behold

HOW IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF WITH THIS CRAP FUCK THE WITCHER ITS NOT EVEN AN RPG AND ITS NOT EVEN A GAME IF YOU WANT A STORY READ A BOOK AND FUCK OFF FROM Yea Forums YOU NECK BEARD FAGS

seethe and sneed tranny

DILATE SOME MORE WITHCER FAGg YOUR PART OF THE CANCER KILLING US ALL

eagle eyed observation, I second the request on a source please and thank you sir

NUKE THIS THREADS MODS LOOK AT THIS POST ITS PORN ON A BLUE BOARD NUKE NUKE NUKE!!!11

And it's perfectly okay. It doesn't mean you're worthless. It means you weren't promiscuitous, nor were you truly interested.
Better yourself, I believe in you, and they will flock to you. Do sports and lift shit. Eat Protein. Try and do male-based coop activities (like joining a sports team for fun, or a club with only men). Do that and eventually one woman (who will look for the attention of males that DON'T WANT THEM to be around, fucking trust me on this), then you'll have a chance.
If you're ripped, you can be ugly as sin, her ovaries won't care.

Godspeed user !! I began to workout like 6months ago (I was one of those faggots who were like : "Muscle ? I don't need that shit" but I was SO wrong)

Do it with people. Find groups. Dare. It will be okay.

I'm French, so I'm naturally promiscuitous. And the though of my grandparents having sex when they were 80 (albeit slowly) never disgusted me figuratively. I guess I don't have the same mindset with the glorious act of intimacy for fun, love or sport than puritanist Mutts' have, for some reason.

STOP REPLYING TO THSI THREAD TRANNY FUCK OFF FUCK OFF THIS ISNT /ADV/ NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR GUTTER DRIVVEL YOU SPEW AS ADVICE DIE DIE DIE!!

Sneeding

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Also, If you're fat, you can still be ripped. Women's ovaries don't care if Chad has a belly or not, as long as their body feel you could destroy her pussy on the spot and she would be unable to move under you, their body will react positively, and then their minds.
Women think with their bodies. They always tell you men think with their dicks, and it's true, but at least WE can masturbate to at LEAST have 10-40mn of clarity of mind. They can't. They'll cheat, abuse, submit, get angry and love because of their belly feelings.
Aim for the belly feelings user, and do not hate women, for they did not choose who they were to be. Be a man, and love them for their flaws.

Peace to you too, user. Here's a (you) to make you feel better.
I hope one day you learn to stop hating yourself.

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Why even make this thread if you're willing to give up on convincing people so easily? No one here believes this is anything more than a delusion. You've gotta try at least a little bit harder, mate.

there too many pages to reference its in the latest book season of storms seriously, ive done my part believe or not its your choice friend, i think ive done enough damage here anyway theres no discussion to be held anyway its just LOL NO, WAIFU FAGGING and your circular POST SPECIFIC QUOTES AND PAGE NUMBERS OR ITS FANFICTION FUCK YOU. im done, later you win or whatever i dont care for this banter anylonger have a good life *gunshot*

HAVE SEX DILATE SNEED YOUR SOULESS SCUM SUKCING FAGGETS NEED TO BE QUARANTINED AND GASSED TO EXTINCTING FUCCCK YOOUU!!!

>but triss and coral are both in game
They are? Where's Coral?

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF YOU FALSE PREIST WANNABE FAKE I BET YOUR WORSE THAN THE LOWEST BACK ALLEY WHORE AND YOU POST NICE COMMENTS IN A VAIN ATTEMPT TO BRING LIGHT INTO THE WORLD BECAUSE ALL YOU HAVE AROUND YOU IS DARKNESS AND IN THIS HOPE YOU TRY TO STEAL SOME LIGHT FOR YOURSELF BUT ITS ALL FAKE YOU ARE MEANINGLESS YOU ARE THE WORST OF US ALL FUUCK YOU TRANNY FAGGOT FAULSE PRIEST FUCKKER!!!

>Carol
Shh your'e going to ruin our Triss waifu agenda.

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Posts like these make me so happy that Muslims are taking over your faggot continent.

Based Chad dropping some redpills here.

God damn it Chad, we're supposed to be pitting waifus against each other, not following your footsteps and becoming Chads and Tyrones

How's the drug high going user, who's your dealer because that must be some good stuff kek

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se is so burnt that is barely recognisable

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I'm not fat. I'm 160 pounds. Prosie is no interest to me as I care about romance and love.

lol this theory gives an out to the SJW netflix writters kek

wow you are a basket case cant want until that girl dumps your ass, noone gives afuck about rommance and love its all sex and satisfaction you idiot but good luck with all your naivete maybe some preschooler will be into you then you fucking pedo

>in the short periods that they actually write something

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Dem tits tho

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>The real Triss Merigold of Maribor is a only ever mentioned, she never appeared anywhere in the Witcher-series. Only things that is know about her is that she had chestnut hair and blue eyes.
So it doesn't matter?
The person we know as triss merigold has a different real name, but how does that change anything?

i use the word writers with the loosest definition possible as i would use the word scientist in refering to the drooling masses on /sci/

>help me shit geralt

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>Played Overpowered Half Ogre Melee Tech
>Been bored till Isle of Despair, so I switched to a gunslinger
>Does jackshit damage even with the handcannon and firearms mastery

But my Deathsquad with machined platemail is kino. Any way to improve the damage ?

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Your being rather rude sir.

you win the thread good sir it doesnt change anything lmao this entire thread is a bait to get people to froth over nothing and you are the first person to point out the discrepancy in it all, this conspiracy is nothing but a retroactive twist that the cuck writer andrzej sapkowski threw in to spice up his innane ramblings that he sells as merchandise well done, well done keen observer now you deserve a prize, nothing you get nothing well played and good night.

if being honest is rude then you would be accurate in using that vernacular good man.

>vernacular
t. retard
i dont think that word means what you think it means

>arcanum
>10/10
>never again would a game be this good

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make you own thread samefag this is pathetic

suck a dick

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Brofist bro, Witcher 3 is the only real RPG.

very convincing shop faggot now fuck off

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oh, you had to shop so you don't look like a loser bitch here?
very interesting... making me smirk now sweetie

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so other than having the wrong name how does this affect anything?

please keep up this display of two retards having a battle of wits its very entertaining

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...

your the only one posting shops, this can go on for as long as you want but your not convincing anyone just like youre not convincing anyone that your post op makes you an actual woman now go dilate or kill yourself it makes no difference to mean tranny

>mean
that's a Freudian slip right there is the "mean" man getting under your skin, that much is obvious take you L and move on loser.

heh
just the tought that you felt such a fear of being wrong that you had to actually spend almost 30 minutes to photoshop something made my day. Thanks kiddo.

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also
*You're

>Below average IQ.

i posted that merely to demonstrate that posting such an image is pointless as it can shopped retard not in any vain effort to win at anything what the fuck are you going on about? you are deluded in your mind there is no winning or losing here in fact in even to choose to participate you have already lost. also fuck you faggot, have sex, dilate and kill yourself

>more buzzwords
just make my ego goes up babe
Its not about the image itself, but the fact that one pary is well aware that the other is shitting himself over fear of being wrong

not me but whatever, carry own with your delusions

>wha... whatever
>de..delusions!

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all screencaps should be called out as bs use yourr camera or w/e then it would be irrefutable honestly i couldnt give a fuck if i am wrong this is just shit posting everything is meaningless. in my view the longer i keep you here i am winning in a sense

if you think you are winning, good for you
I am a lawyer, so i have a morbid pleasure over proving others wrong. Their eyes, their skin boiling, their controlled panic. Its delicous to me.
And i got a good one here today

your reading in comprehension is improving child but keep working at it and maybe someday your stutter will disappear but not until you stop fellating all the men in your family and the infected vagrants

>even more meaningless buzzwords thown in the wind
at this rate, i will cum.

if anyone would even begin to believe any of your outright lies this post here would eviscerate any shred of doubt in their minds that you are indeed full of shit because any lawyer worth their credentials would not believe a screencap on a korean knitting forum would count as a "good one" in getting over anybody anywhere on this earth lmao at your entire existence son, you are the very definition of a joke.

You two faggots should really get a fucking room, I'm physically cringing just witnessing this

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you are free to believe or not. The basic concept of internet is that one can not prove their personal credentials. You are absolute free for it babe.
But i'm getting off really good with you people, squirming around basic arguing.
I would love to see you folks getting eaten alive in a real life arguing round

such an impressive lawyer to sum up your arguements thus far, photoshop and buzzwords well done you win

>you win
yes i know, thanks

fuck off you knew what you were getting into coming into a witcher thread cringe fag

miss lawyer in real life you would be unconscious on the floor with me stepping on your skull to the point it caves in and you die you are free to believe that
fair point sarcasm does translate poorly on the internet

Except Geralt new both before Sodden and he would have been able to tell them apart.

>buzzwords
doesnt even list any, meaningless comment. what else?

Ok lovelies i have to go now
To the randoms participating, feel free to believe it or not. Anonimous boards are anonimous anyway. But you guys need to improve vastly, since you would not endure five minutes in a discussion IRL just trowing completely baseless insults left and right. Learn to use what the other say, not just the boring "tranny, dilate, seethe" I see so much here. And remember, you don't know the person so physical offenses (neckbeard, basemet dweller) also doesn't work.

To the marvelous who actually spent 30min photoshopping that (you), oh thank you buddy, I never had this happened to be before. The memory of you being so wrong, so afrait that you actualy did it, will make me smile for the entire day.
I had a great time

you sound like a giant homosexual and it makes a lot of sense you would derrive sexual gratification from outsmarting children on Yea Forums of all places because anywhere else you would be destroyed so take the wins you can get i guess and farewell humble shit posting your kind will not be missed as you are a dime a dozen retard in this cesspool

The battle of the tards comes to a close
this faggots entire argument was
1. a photoshop
2. lol buzzwords
3. i am a lawyer
4. i am jerking off to this
in other words fucking genius im writting this down in my playbook

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Your theory makes no fucking sense at all. Why would Lytta do any of that shit. If it was to have a second chance with Geralt pretending to be Triss, why keep up the charade after she gets rejected and it's obvious Geralt only has eyes for Yen. Also all of the "clues" you take from the games are irrelevant as the games are non canon and directly contradict what is stablished in the books.

And this faggot was on the backfoot the entire time and was barely holding together any defense and succumbed to genric flavor of the month buzzwords

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fuck off witcher fag your threads are polluting Yea Forums and not even you beloved SJW netflix series can save it

I saw this thread when I left for work (i know wageslave my existence is suffering) and its still live when i get home, i will never underestimate the sheer autism here again, do you anons not get that this is bait?

that was me by the way and you are welcome, I like throwing fuel onto the fire I didn't know there would be so many fish to catch, its a perpetual engine of pure incompetent rage

>Or perhaps she wanted to force Geralt to care for her while they were on the road, hoping that it would make their relationship more intimate
Yeah man, spraying explosive diarrhea all over the roadside every few steps is the best way to keep a man

I'm Triss fag but I ship her with Ciri.

you clearly havent been lurking enough here

nigga, you need to learn punctuation, your angry is showing

nigga, you need to learn punctuation, your anger is showing

dead show

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That's what gave it away, the punctuation. Not the childish use of words, though tis par for the course here.

fag, you need to learn words, your faggotry is showing

Longer than you most likely, bitchboy. Take your shit eating fetish back to Yea Forums

your saved image on your pc implies otherwise, continue your cocksucking and be on your way

How insecure did that ruffle your feathers? Does being outed as a newfag get under your oh so sensitive skin. I'm getting hard, please keep going tell me how long you've been here.

>implying Triss and Yen aren't feminist rolemodels
Who do you think rules the world of Witcher? Conclave

Getting a gypsy to play Triss is not the worst idea tho.