TF2 ECONOMY IS FUCKING DEAD

BRAVO VALVE, BRAVO

TF2 has been dead ever since it went F2P. I'm happy to see that the market is crashing.

HAHAHAH I hope this KILLS TF2, I don't know how they can fix this easily they just fucked thousands of people out of thousands of dollars, hopefully now they'll put some work into scream fortress you fucking gaben faggots

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I hope it has a chain reaction effect that kills the DOTA2 and CSGO item markets too. Maybe Valve would make something worth a damn for a change.

They can't fix this. The people that keep saying rollback don't understand that people paid money across the market to someone else for their hat and that person could have easily spent that money on some steam game or something. It's all fucked now.

Fyck valve fuck niggers fuck gaben

This is Valves way of gently nudging the community for a new opportunity. A new TF is coming 2020.

Should've invested in CSgo or dota when TF2 started to dwindle.

Please don't kill any kids over it this time.

>my crypto portfolio is in the shitter AND my inventory is worthless now

MOMMY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING MOMMY??? MOMMY IT HURTS SO BAD IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING MOMMY THERE'S NO HOPE THERE'S NO HOPE AT ALL MOMMY I'M GOING TO END IT ALL MOMMY FUCK THIS WORLD MOMMY FUCK IT ALL TO HELL!!!

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>Please don't kill any kids over it this time.
did someone actually? link.

tfw still dont have a single unusual 8 years later

Based, fuck greedy economy niggers, let everybody have some fun.

I bought $400 of keys in 2011 and didn't get one single unusual - get fucked LOSERS

>1000s of people buying up keys for phat unusuals
>in what would have otherwise been the poorest-selling crate
Yuh huh '''accidentally'''

Gonna buy some keys and unusuals in the morning, thanks /biz/fags

you're the one that thought a video game economy was a real economy.

stupid whales, you fucked everyone

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=kWvbJsB0OBc

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SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST LOST LIKE 500 BUCKS HOLY FUCK SELL NOW BEFORE EVERYTHING DROPS ANY LOWER

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Which ones?

>you're a vanilla XChadX playing
>IN
>FOUR
>KAYYYY
>so this doesn't concern you

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A while back some dude got his inventory frozen and his hundreds of thousands worth of items made useless because he was operating some sort of item casino, he was driving down the road the next day and when he saw the word steam on a school gate he just saw red and plowed into nearby pedestrians.

>All those 5 and 6 dollar unusuals on the market

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steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1718058970

series 1-8 and 82

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
I HAVE SO MANY OLD ANCIENT CRATES

I mean, your chances of getting an unusual with all those keys was only 20%, assuming you got every key at $2.50.

Dumbasses

What were you thinking of investing in digital goods with fixed scarcity? Get fucked, you deserve it.

IS IT WEAPONS TOO OR JUST HATS?

>all the tradeniggers will finally understand how it felt to watch all my favorite servers die
I've never felt more at peace.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU VALVE

this is great, they completely ran that game into the ground and they just yanked the wheel at high speed and killed it, I'm going to go play it right now and hopefully enjoy what should now be a better and closer to what it was years ago game now that most of it's population will go and kill themselves by driving their cars into oncoming traffic in murder suicides, and then it can finally peter out and die as it should and we can all move on and play something new like Tropico 7 or fucking something

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I CAN'T HODL ANY LONGER GABEN I'M DUMPING THE LOAD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY STEAM WALLET

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BUG HIGH
SELL LOW
DO IT THE /biz/ WAY

>zoomers would rather spend money on worthless anime jpegs and fortnite costumes rather than TF2 items which you actually own and can trade

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Holy fucking shit
They really goofed hard this time uh

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holy mother of god im so glad i didnt go to bed i have so many of these bugged crates

Thankfully I sold most of my TF2 shit years ago. Only two or three crates left that I can't get rid off, then again, they were never more worth then a fucking cent. I'm more mad about all the untradeable/sellable shit I still have in the inventory.

QUICK /biz/FAGS TELL ME HOW I CAN GET OUT OF THIS WITH AS MUCH FREE SHIT AS POSSIBLE

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Go to the community market, set buy order on every 1st gen usual for less than £2. Sell them for £4, ez profit.

Amazing. I started as a f2p nigger in 2011 and now I may actually get an unusual.

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>HODL
I've seen this word all over the place, what the fuck does it even mean? I initially assumed it was just a misspelling but I keep seeing it.

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11 years playing this fucking game and now it's all over bros.

>I started as a f2p nigger in 2011
You've never played a version of TF2 that was worth a damn.

>people are actually getting banned
what the fuck are you doing valve?

what're you fucking kidding

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I sell 1 crate for 50 dollars and i get locked out of steam epic

Have sex.

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING

IS THIS THE /BIZ/ EXPERIENCE I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT?
youtube.com/watch?v=b7T1SVnXYsk

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that sounds like valve abusing their power to illegally manipulate the market I smell a lawsuit

>Those crate prices

>Have to wait 15 days to sell my crate
NO I WANT FREE MONEY

m.slashdot.org/story/345070

i think its cool to have unusuals, hey if there is apparently a crate problem, is it still unfixed?

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Eh, I wouldnt say its completely hopeless for volvo if they want to salvage this. Really all they have to do is first fix the drop rate then flag all the opened unusuals to be permanently untradable and unmarketable. Sure the market will be feeling the shocks from this for a while but it will, for the most part, get back to where it was more or less.

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You know what time it is lads

>yfw you stopped wasting your time with this hat simulator years ago

already made $20 off one crate

i love capitalism

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IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

>res over fps
why am i suprised the tf2 fandom is this retarded?

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inderesting
should i sell my crates for $13then?

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>15 cents
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHAHAHA

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>thinking you're somehow above fornite kids with fucking TF2 hats

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>actually considering going back to TF2 after hearing this
So with just a key i can get an unusual? Pretty good stuff

yes. immediately.

If I could host 60FPS servers I would, but there's no other way to play OG TF2

ive just made 60 dollars, so yes. im being refunded for every cent ive spent in tf2. this is karma due to never unboxing an unusual in 9 years

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Should I HODL or sell my crates?

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HOLY FUCK IM RICH AHAHAHAH THESE CRATES ARE GOING FOR FUCKED UP PRICES

you should've cashed out years ago

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Fuck I won't be able to go on my computer until much later
I hope Volvo take their time to fix this

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why

you should have sold 15 minutes ago

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HAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED TRADEFAG

What's going on? I see all my crates valued at 3 cents

>mfw I deleted all my supply crates a few months ago

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>must have a steam purchase between 7 days to a year
Fuck me

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>1200 day old VAC ban

God I fucking love /biz/ memes

oh shit nvm what the fuck imma make some monay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING INVENTORY

FUCKING SELL IT NOW!

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WHICH CRATE DO I BUY TO GET FREE UNUSUAL

well i was able to make 82 dollars

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TF2 as a game has been dead for years, just let go. I know there isn't a replacement but having nothing is literally better than clinging to a walking corpse.

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F

>just made $8 off of crates
lmao fuck unusual fags

I dont even care about that because all this shit i didnt sold aready is just things i want to keep anyway. Well i care a little because soon i gonna get cheap unusual K9 Hat for my heavy

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>oy vey how dare you make free money like us at Valve?!

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lol

Imagine unironically investing money in a video game economy as a form of profit seeking.

>wanted to catch up on sleep
>all this drama
GET FUCKED ECONOMY FAGS

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Even if i don't get to sell it i'll be happy to have it.

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play dumb when they email you or else you'll get your account disabled and lose all your games the same thing happened in like 2011 with a summer event and they took out my 4 digit steam id

seems fine if you live in venezuela

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>never used the phone app
>can't sell anything for a week
rip
have a lot of old crates too

ill keep that in mind, thanks

Made $100 usd off this shitshow so yes good way to make a fair amount of shekels on the side.

they'll probably end up putting notrade tags on all these hats, but the damage is already done.

rip, wanna give them to an user who'll put them to good use :)

>60FPS servers
By the way, you'd notice the difference between 144 and 60hz on 64tick servers too.

>have to wait 7 fucking days
uhm... the uh.. the crates... theyll be worth $2 still in a week....
right?

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Don't people play the game for.. I don't know, the actual gameplay anymore?

>fix it
>ban anyone who abused it too much

literally happens in MMOs all the time

sorry mio

>didn't have 2-step authentication
>can't sell for a week
>backpack FULL of 82's
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yeah, there's a subset of spergs that would rather trade shit all day instead of playing though. This is pretty much a Valve thing seeing as how many slavs went apeshit after Valve cracked down on csgo skin gambling

>only have 43s
>they're still .03

>giving a shit about TF2's economy

i cant sell the crates but i have 2 keys.. should i use them? will i make money? ITS NOT FAIR

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If 100 burger tickets seem like a decent amount of shekels to you, you are either a teen or live in fucking Burundi.

>tfw have a 3 and 4
>worth $25 each right now

too bad i never did the phone thing

Based Valve, I hope you trade niggers kill yourselves

it's patched

I'm gonna play it safe and not sell a single crate or buy a single unusual. Slow and steady wins the race, taking risks is for the weak-minded.
Still, I'm going to enjoy seeing the idiotic economy crash and burn.

MY UNUSUALS OH GOD NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait I own a halloween gen unusual

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Maybe don't put money into an economy based on a video game?

Fuck that's hilarious.

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is it? I just reinstalled TF2 for this trainwreck

I wound up doing the same thing because I'm afraid of a trade ban and I know how fucking horrible Valve's customer service is.

DO IT FAGGOT

NICE

I HOPE YOU GET BANNED SOON YOU FUCKING PARASITES AAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU ALL

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t. missed out on free money

lol ive made enough money to get games for free for the rest of my life

I used to have that hat. It's way more beautiful than its worth, which was about 90 keys before today.

NÓOOOOOOO THEY SAID HOLD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you guys think they would delete them?

>100$ after sitting on your ass clicking a few times done in the span of a few to ten minutes
or
>100$ after working for three to four hours with a slightly to moderately above average american wage
it's something to be happy about, at least

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how much did you bank in?

no. there's too much data that has been exchanged between accounts to iron out that simply

Kek, playing a game where it's rare to get full servers, just to trade hats in an attempt to make money.

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crates are still selling but im at 1200 right now

post yfw you aren't a tradefag

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>valve
>tf2
>2019

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blame merapsco

RIP tf2 economy. Congrats Valve, you finally shot shot your lame horse in the head. L for me cos I lost ~$600

>tf2 and sadpanda dead in the same day

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I am scrambling to sell cards to buy a 1st gen crate so I can go get money to buy a key, maybe even a poorfag like me can get out of here with some nice loot

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imagine coming into a thread for trading just to say you don't trade. like congrats, you don't make virtual money. you gained nothing while all these people are actually getting money for doing nothing.

some russin dude just bought one off me for $15 and im pretty sure they just patched it because the crate prices are plummeting

based

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THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR USING LMAOBOX JUST KILL ME SENPAI

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Did it get patched yet? I have a spare key and one of the glitched crates.

You're fucking dense if you think anyone is getting banned. Use your head for once.

Just made 9 eurobucks thx Yea Forums

Valve probably did it on purpose to be honest

Some dude make 4k before many caught on. Fml

no i just got two no joke used i think an 85. made $50 according to backpack.tf

>tfw sold Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Strangifier for $200 something before this happened.

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Nice haul

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which crates?

Half life and portal are dead
Tf2 is dead
What next Csgo?

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AHAHAHA IM SO FUCKING BADASS

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>got dream hat
>not the effect I wanted
well, guess I can't complain

Wishful thinking

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WHO /WAXY WAYFINDER UNUSUAL/ HERE

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Guys where can I find a crate selling bot

Bazaar is turning up empty and all the other trade sites are fubar

1 have 17 crates in the 1-10 range, whats the best way to sell them/off load them for profit? Will i be temp banned? Is it patched?

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>Implying it was worth anything
kek

>TF2 was always Valve's testbed for features
>governments cracking down on lootboxes and microtransactions in games
>Valve fucks over TF2's economy to pave the way for changing their lootbox systems in CSGO and DOTA

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1-8, 82, 84 and 85 according to some user

are you a retard

so will unusuals go down dramatically after today? i unboxed one that is worth ~$15.

>40k users a night
>dead

>mfw i just made 15 dollars in 30 seconds

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>Some savvy box hoarders people made over a thousand dollars.
>I made $18 and one unusual.

I don't envy you, I just really envy you.

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.tf

It's not funny. Some people actually make a living off trading and are now jobless you fucking faggot.

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What crate was it user?

blame merapsco

they are cheaper than keys

What happened, why is my unusual worthless now?

t. hasn't played tf2 in 4 years

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82 or 85

>TEAM CAPTAINS ARE DROPPING
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK TRADERKEKS HAHAHAHAHA

based

>tfw sold 2 and didn't get b&

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lmao
LMAO

They're trying to crackdown on people now. Can people sue? I doubt this is covered by the TOS.

BRO THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU WHAT DID YOU DO

>Check TF2 market because I haven't actually checked this since it opened
>Weapons going for over $1,000
Why? What's special about the weapon?

the SCP guy?

FUCK YOU VALVE FOR PUTTING MY FUCKING LISTINGS ON HOLD JUST BECAUSE I HAVENT LOGGED INTO STEAM IN AWHILE
KILL YOURSELVES YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME.

>implying they had a job to begin with

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>don't care about tf2
>hear about this
>check my inventory
>2 #2 crates and 1 #3 which at current prices would net about 80 dollars
>sick free game
>this listing will have a 15 day hold, install steam guard to lift it goy
>ugh fine
>click link and download app
>this is steam chat
>steam guard is actually part of a separate steam app that also has chat and you had to scroll down to see
>jfc download it
>set it up
>go to list item
>this item will have a 15 day hold

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BLAME MERAPSCO

Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes

Awesome. Serves you tradefags right for ruining a game I liked.

Dota already has a different "loot" system and TF2 is the only one that is remotely able to be argued as anything besides cosmetics which sets it apart further.

join them you fag, there's already a few threads about this. if you don't like it then filter it, but coming in to complain is just pathetic. don't even try to set yourself higher than the people you're insulting, you're just as retarded as the people spending money on tf2.

its funny as fuck im glad this shit happened i used to scam these retards for their unusuals until i got banned for middle man scamming now im making money off a game i havent touched in a nearly a decade

ofc it was that twat

Unbox one goy.

Based

Rate my heavy bois

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I have 2 crates out of the 3 that are going what should I do with them? can I make money here?

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>tfw backpack now worth 800 dollars without just with the value of crates

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FUCK VALVE THE ONLY HATS I LIKE ARE CLOUD 9 ONES AND NOW ALL MY UNUSUALS ARE WORTH JACK SHIT AND EVERYONE WILL JUST SEE ME AS SOME EXPLOITFAG EVEN THOUGH I GOT THEM 4 YEARS AGO WHY VALVE WHY VALVE WHY VALVE

>basing your livelyhood on a volatile economy in a videogame
Serves them right for not being productive members of society

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based

pootis/10

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FOUND OP

WHAT CRATES WORK GOD DAMMIT PLEASE RESPOND

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SELL THEM NOW AND DONT BUY HATS IM AT 1300 DOLLARS ON STEAM RIGHT NOW

based

Manly/10

lol

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So theres no way to get quick profit off this if you havent authenticated?

FUUUUUUUCK MERAPSCO AND FUCK JANNIES

based

I think you misunderstood
When I say "tradefag" I mean the people who aren't having fun with the glitch you moron.

youre too late. everyone reading this is too late. it was patched 20 minutes ago

pm'd you the list

>didn't partake in the crash whatsoever, no unboxing or selling
>might get a Cheater's Lament if Valve is really pissed off about this shit

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Wonder how the trading YouTubers are gonna cope

REMEMBER

UNBOX

UNBOX

ABOVE ALL, JUST UNBOX MORE CRATES

FUCK THE TRADERS

THIS IS THE REVOLUTION

MAYBE NOW VALVE WILL GET OFF THEIR FUCKING ASSES

AND GIVE US THE FUCKING HEAVY UPDATE

BEFORE MORE WORTHLESS COSMETICS

UNBOX

UNBOX

UNBOX

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>havent logged into tf2 in years
>uninstalled tf2 forever ago
>have like a billion crates hoarded
>it would take all day to download this shit and it will be fixed by then
fuck

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How do i actually get the unusual

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY TRADEBROS

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Nope, this was initialized like 3 years ago. Otherwise you wait the full holding period.

1-15, 82, 85
Check it on market, see how much it sells for
If it’s a lot, it’s probably one

>Serves you tradefags right for ruining a game I liked.
But user Valve are the ones who made the game f2p and turned hats from a fun little rare easter egg into a livable source of income for third worlders

who here /halloween effect/?

Open the crate with a key while this guaranteed drop rate is happening. Otherwise wait until it's patched and watch the crates become worthless again.

have faggots really unboxed all crates for this? what about event ones?

mfw i had a crate 82 on market for weeks since i havent played actively since 2013 and put all my sellable tf2 items all up for sale and it sold for 1 cent

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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you can just sell the crates through the steam market. just sell them for a goo payout, theyre like 4-8$ each i think

>went hamfisted into unboxing
>opened an all class crate
>Nothing
>opened a #45
>Nothing
At least I didn't waste more money?

>four unusuals from four #85 crates
Nice, what other crates are confirmed?

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>check inventory
>all crates 2 cents
why do you give me hope

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Can someone give me a quick rundown of what is happening?

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tradefaggots need to get an actual hobby

If you want money, just use the Steam app and sell shit fast.

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Use key on glitched crate (1 thru 15, 82, or 85)

Got this all class hat so im digging it

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I'm laffin

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1-15, 82, 85

Crates of these numbers always give unusual for right now

>tfw threw out all my old crates a long time ago

should i unbox?!?!?!? is that profitable?!!??!

yeah but people are still buying them like hot cakes for like 8 bucks, that's something to get on top of

>valve shits out another crate update
>they accidentally the crates and now some crates give a 100% chance of giving an unusual
>chaos

just like sadpanda Lol

update is fucked
all crates from 1-18 and 82-85 have 100% unbox rate for unusuals
literally tens of thousands of unusuals are being unboxed by the minute and the market is being flooded
economy is currently crashing and people are jumping ship

the jews lost

Recent update fucked drop rate for unusuals on certain crate series. 100% drop rate everytime you open one. Their value and the economy is shitting itself atm.
fuck you

is there anyone that is not a neet in this thread?

>lime dead of night
why yes, I do browse /r/tf2

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Valve update tf2
accidently they buff the crate by making its 100% to drop unusaul

>sadpanda dead
>tf2 economy dead
what a wild day this has been

>everyone gets to have fun with unusuals
>greedy tradoids that barely play the game throw a fit
feels alright brehs
needed a laugh after sadpanda anyway, enjoy your sparkly hats before gabe sucks them up

>Some people actually make a living off trading

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WHAT CRATES AAAAHHHH

So if i dont have tf2 installed and only authenticated now im fucked? Is there anyother way to sell these things?

15 days

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steam market nigga

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2kxnjgJfGic

still works lmao

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No.
You're fucked.
You had years to authenticate.

>trading virtual goods in a 12 year old game for a living
I seriously hope no one actually does this

Works for WoW chinks

keep seething tradefag

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1-15, 82, 85

Cool, thank you.
Don't have any more but I got a cute robin hood hat for my main huntsman sniper

Holy shit why the fuck does it sound tf2 as fuck

Is it fixed? #2 and #3 just halved in price

Here. Halloweens are going to quadruple in price

>tfw ran out of crates
>tfw crates aint dropping

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is it patched yet?

I just got done getting the hound dog you sneaky motherfucker

It's like I've stepped into a portal and I'm back in 2011 Yea Forums during the Hatless update threads.
This is a good night.

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>have dozens of crates collecting dust in inventory
>all 20s and 40s

Imagine if something like this happened with real stocks.

Never bothered selling shit on the marketplace as i didnt have anything of value and couldnt be fucked for a few cents. Tf2s 50% installed, but is this shit patched yet?

I'm gonna put mine up for a dumb but not too high price and hopefully it raises to that eventually

According to others, no

As long as you don't update your game it can't patch.

>decide to check my inventory for the heck of it
>already know that I purged it off creates long ago
>scroll through, 2 crates
>#83
>$1.87

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I truly needed something after panda meltdown
Thanks Valve

>Have a crate #7
>Can't unbox it because I don't have a key
Do I sell?

thats alot of "rare" hats!

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I remember how I accidentally killed the game for myself by going to maps meant to be afk'd in to farm unlocks. In my career, I got ONE hat drop, and it was the Gibus.

>overwatch doesn't have to deal with this shit

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Seems people are still unboxing.
TF2 team is also slow as fuck.
Go for it it's only $2.50 with a high payout potential.

>made over $46
>still have a fuckton more crates to sell

fuck yeah, i'm glad i quit TF2 years ago

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Fuck Jared-Emerson is good

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Those earlier crates are the only ones that'll drop the TRULY god tier effects.
Burning.
Scorching.
Sunbeams.
I'd say unbox.

1-18 work
still not patched

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What does the average user who doesn't hoard crates and doesn't care about cosmetics get out of this?

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Just buy a key

welcome back oldfag

who the fuck plays tf2 after 2011

>tfw adding 10 dollars to my wallet
>value locks my account because I used paypal
FUCK NIGGERS

BUY A FUCKING KEY AND UNBOX BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE YOU NIGGER

COME ON BOYS WE CAN GET THEM ABOVE 10 BUCKS AGAIN GOOOOOOOOO

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Nothing.

Sit back and watch the world burn

So how do you suppose this happened? Serves valve and traders right though, selling animated hats for hundreds of dollars is wrong.

>unboxing shit that'll get rolled back when you could be making steam dosh

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Watch the chaos

>2011 is oldfag now
Brought me right back to 2019.

START LISTING ALL CRATES FOR HIGH PRICES TO CAUSE CONFUSION

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comedy
sit back and watch the fireworks kiddo

meh

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LISTEN TO THIS GUY
LET'S BANKROLL ON SHITTY CRATES

Why not

Adding new crates fucked with the crate drop values, someone put a extra two zeroes next to a 1% and badabing badaboom

REMINDER TO BUY GAMES WITH THE MONEY YOU MAKE ASAP SO THEY CAN'T ROLL BACK ANY PURCHASES

Way ahead of you

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B-but ive got a trade hold cause i never bothered to use the stupid moblie authenticator shit + never got into trading. Anyone interested in trading for 1-8 crates?

>medic hat with circling heart
That's good!

Could be worse, like flies or some shit.

You may or may not get Cheater's Lament (a special cosmetic that was originally given to people who didn't abuse idling programs) if you stay out of this

hi gabe

based

everyone start selling crate 92

>mfw made two bucks off of an old crate that isn't even glitched

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SELL 82 AT 10 BUCKS
SELL 83 AT 5 BUCKS FOR CONFUSION

WE CAN ALL MAKE 20 BUCKS OFF THIS AND ALL BUY A GAME TO ALL PLAY TOGETHER TONIGHT

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How much can i sell that for?

how are unusual hoarders reacting to this?

Good riddance faggot, the whole point in-game "economies" is to make as much as possible from retards and turn a profit while the game is still popular, not after its fucking dead.

you still got it if u used idle master btw

some lucky cratefag wanna buy me a dlore?

Can we push up 92 and 103? Those are the ones I have

that means most people would get it or anyone sleeping right now, lol

>Valve
>doing another Cheater's Lament ever

I wish I didn't go brainlet mode and buy into all of this. I'm trade banned as we speak.

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>Valve
>putting even that much effort into TF2 again
Even if they did every shitbox F2P would get the halo, I say fuck it

Serius question
How can you fuck up the drop rate of UNUSUALS, no weapons, no name tags, UNUSUALS by just adding new a new crate and some medals

Was this intentional?

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So what the fuck happened? I have a few Mann Co. Supply Crate Series #5 which is apparently starting at $25. Do I sell it at that amount, or should I horde it for longer?

WELCOME TO THE ROARING TF TWENTIES
PREPARE FOR THE GREAT TF DEPRESSION

BUY GAMES SO THAT WE CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS TO COURT

>valve can get mad at you for selling crates for money
>you can't get mad at valve for selling keys to use on their bugged game (when you wouldn't have bought them otherwise)
Seems like a shit system.

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GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE LOW BECAUSE THAT UPDATE IS COMING THIS YEAR AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SKYROCKET. BUY YOUR BUDS AND METAL NOW

BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY NOW NOW NOW!!!!

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Thats actually a nice hat

How to check if ur tradebanned?

I CANNOT USE THE COMMUNITY MARKET FOR THE NEXT 7 DAYS AND I HAVE VALUABLE CRATES BROS WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN

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man I already got that

This is terrible and great for me.
Unusuals are cheap as fuck but the good news is that i have lots of keys to sell

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TF2'S REDDIT BOARD IS FROZEN
THERE'S NO LIST OF WORKING CRATES OUTSIDE OF Yea Forums
LIST ALL YOUR CRATES FOR $5.00, NOBODY WILL KNOW WHICH ARE THE GLITCHED CRATES

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Remember the popular servermod that changed the cheaters lament into a glowing sign on top of the user's head that said "faggot"? Good times.

UNBOX THEM
YOU CAN GET GAURUNTEED UNUSUALS WITH ACTUALLY GOOD EFFECTS

There is no "hold" you moron. This bug is going to be around for another like 2 hours, tops.

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this all was planned by valve to sqeeze every last drop of profit from their dead meme game. if you bought a key just to get a hat worth nothing then congrats to your lizard brain.

It's untradable, but for me, being able to dab on tradefags with it would be a value all its own

REPORT YOUR PAYDAY, MY FELLOW UNUSUAL HEISTERS!
>Cloud Nine Hermes
>Aces High Plat. Pickelhaube
>Kill-A-Watt Engie's Cap
>Dead Presidents Titanium Tyrolean

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DOES #16 and #17 WORK????

Hey guys is this a good time to start selling keys while key are in high demand?

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1-15, 82, 85!
1-15, 82, 85!
1-15, 82, 85!
1-15, 82, 85!

It's not bad but I hate playing medic

ye olde call up a court and not only file but get a date for trial (without service) in a few hours at midnight

I don't play this game but I love shit like this, I made a few bucks myself with the Club Nintendo thing back in 2015.
Some user can explain what is happening and how it affect real money?

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IS that worth more money?

So should I sell?

sit back and laugh at the tradefags that ruined the game now that the economy is worthless. maybe pick up a cheap unusual for less than 10 bucks if you always wanted one but they were really only valuable out of rarity, the effects themselves are gaudy and ugly and now everyone has them.

THE ECONIMAL!

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BASED VALVE KILLS THE TF2 ECONOMY KILLING TRADEFAGS ALONG WITH IT

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FUCK OFF NIGGERS I WILL ENJOY MY NEXT CHEATER'S LAMENT DROP HAHAHAHA

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Only had 1 key, but this is fine
At least i was part of the happening

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Sell or unbox.
Just don't do nothing.

92
92
92
92
92
92
92

Team captain is disco and the snaggletooth was something I already had

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youtube.com/watch?v=hNLFp102d9A

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>kill-a-watt bear necessities
>dead presidents vive la france
pretty meh haul desu

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>check my crates
>still north jack shit
At least I got the unusual I wanted I guess

>Disco Beat Down Tyrannus
>Disco Beat Down Warpig
>Terror Watt Hotdogger

Get fucked Gabe, you greedy meme.

key prices haven't moved and never will outside of metal, them being available in the shop means they'll never go higher than 2.50 or however much they sell for in the shop.

I'VE MADE $150 AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU VALVE THAT'S 10X MORE THAN I'VE EVER SPENT ON TF2

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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
GETCHU A GAME, BOY

I I dont even have ever installed TF2 but I'm enjoying the happening

CSGO chad here. Get fucked TF2tists. Dont mind me just have my retirement in my steam inventory.

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You could get a burning team captain

I already sold; will sellers get banned?

What the fuck

Someone confirm this

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Nice. Disco is probably the best effect you can get out of 82.

There's nothing more moral than shitting on the hat market.

>got a new a phone a week ago
>can't use the market
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>scorching flames doctor's sack
>this has somehow been sold multiple times this year for over 70 dollars

How? This looks like shit.

good
Fuck tradeniggers. Go shit up some other game

Well I don't have any money for keys so I guess I'm sellin.

>5k

Jesus fuck! Don't got any fuckin keys though.

disco beat down hot dogger &noble assortment of hats

miami nights slick cut

c9 runner's warm up

kill-a-watt panama

terror-watt burning bandana

all rest is Dead Presidents bs.
Done uncrating tho cuz folks getting banned

JUST LIST IT FOR 5 BUCKS
MAKE IDIOTS BELIEVE

#90-#93 ARE BUGGED
>#90-#93 ARE BUGGED
#90-#93 ARE BUGGED
>#90-#93 ARE BUGGED
#90-#93 ARE BUGGED
>#90-#93 ARE BUGGED

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In case of an investigation by any Valve employee or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

Hatkikes, man.

>account just got flagged for fraudulent activity

welp, we're fucked guys

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PROOF?

I'll see when they give knives 100% drop rates and bring back Howl "accidentally"

Valve just patched the game to add in a new crate (a lootbox that costs $2.50) to open and fucked the drop rate for Unusuals (rare hats that display particle effects when equipped that used to be worth $15 to $5000) to 100%.
Anyone with those crates could open them and get an unusual. This is gonna crash the TF2 market hard unless Valve responds with some heavy-handed action for how long they've let it go on.

PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE GRAVE OF THE ""TRADING COMMUNITY""

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I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FOUL JEWS' GAMES

END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS
>END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS
END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS
>END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS
END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS
>END OF THE LINE CRATE WORKS

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post screenshot or its bullshit you nigger

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YEEEEEEES, DOWN WITH THE HAT TRADE, TEAR IT ALL DOWN!!!!

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S

Hi everyone,

I appreciate the time you have taken in posting in this thread. We are aware of the issue and are working quickly to remedy it. This bug was caused by an issue in the localization files and the developer responsible has been fired.

As it stands, do not purchase anything on the Steam Community Market related to TF2. If you have any Mann Co. Supply Crates from series #1 through #20, series #82, or series #85 refrain from opening them or trading them on the Steam Community Market. Any violation of these notices could result in a suspension of your account as well as potential legal/financial action against you.

Thank you for your time,

Gabe Newell

I started this day only owning one unusual that I bought for myself as a present
Now I have ELEVEN

false

>burning flames napoleon complex

Huh, nice. I wish this had looked good with any spy cosmetic.

>It's Real
LET'S GOOOOOOO

steam community market allows you to buy and sell tf2 items for real money. unusuals are rare cosmetic items that originally turn 100s of dollars on the market if unboxed, now they can be unboxed guaranteed from a select number of glitched crates. the market is being inflated with unusuals so the value of all unusuals crash, leading to a crash of the whole fucking economy crashing as the rarest and most valuable items in the game are now cheaper than the average strange weapon. people are unboxing like mad to build up a stock of u unusuals before valve patches it, or selling glitched crates they have in their inventory to turn an immediate profit before it gets patched

>Steam phone authentication for holding

Well fuck you too steam! I don't have a phone and no money for keys. Literally sitting on a gold mine here.

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FUCKING 90 91 92 and 93 ARE BUGGED
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>Have a friend who collected crates as a joke
>He's asleep

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY HATCOIN

Mann Co Munitions #27
Let's make it happen.

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S

This games economy is never going to recover. They can't roll this back can they?

Howl and Olofpass chad reporting in

Stop.

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#90
#90
#90
#90

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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>still 2 days left on the authenticator

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Faggot. Only crates 1-18 got leaked not 1-20. Also valve isn't gonna fix this for at least the next 10 hours

how much did u heist bro

>He owns the best hat in the game
I'm jealous

IT'S OVER

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Shh, it's okay user, let the clown world take you!

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It will depend on how hard valve comes down with the hammer
I'm surprised they've let it go on this long, this bug has been active for at least a few hours at this point.

#103 #92 AND BLUE MOON ARE BUGGED OR ALL OF THEM ARE BUGGED HOLY SHIT

Why would you pay money for an item you can’t see?

S

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Selling will get you an auto ban it's been happening in other threads

Lies

someone buy all the 92 series at cheap, idiots who think it counts will buy

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>and blue moon
prove this shit, i have like 20 of those

How long did it take the security warning to show up? I did mine 25 minutes ago and havent got mine.

maybe if I just let the money sit in my account I won't get banned and the'll just skip over me

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G-G-GOYS
Stop this RIGHT NOW
Daddy gaben will otherwise be VERY upset.

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based 16 year old

92 IS BUGGED
NOT A DRILL
92 IS FUCKING BUGGED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S

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What bug. How do I join in and get unusuals.

Based Tim Sweeny hacking into valve servers and giving out discount unusuals

You guys realize the fraudulent activity is for the mass buying and selling right? This would've happened normally, not saying it's right, but this is still normal. Friend that was never into csgo items suddenly decided to become obsessed with buying and selling items, trade banned after a few of going nuts with his money. It's for people who got their accounts hijacked and shit.

ONE SEC ILL RECORD IT
FUCK YOU

>recently reset my password
FUUUUUUUUCCKKK

In case of an investigation by any Valve employee or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

Idle programs abuser here.
At first i lost my only hat and didn't got Cheater's Lament, but later somehow i got it.
FUCK HATS AND FUCK TRADERS

based tedposter

get a fucking job

>webcam just turned on
g-guys... gabe is watching me plow the tf2 market

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Post evidence if it works or fuck off. Trick the Steam Market shitters, not your fellow man, you autistic faggots.

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WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
DO I SELL THE SHIT OR FUCKING WHAT
I STILL GOT MORE CRATES DO I SELL DO OR KEEP OPENING?
IM FUCKING HUNGRY FOR MORE MONEY WHAT DO I DO HELP ME /biz/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>bought 60 howls right after controversy when they were 100 a peace
>Have 40 holo iBP stickers
>Knifes up the wazoo ranging from 300-1600

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as in you get an unusual?

Bitch I wanna see blue moon prices go up. That's all i have

>Have an 82 crate on alt account
FUCK MAN I DONT WANNA GET BANNED

I have an 85

What do I do? Sell it?

Gabe better give me a giant gold cock for not abusing this.

youre the one that wasted 400 dollars on a hat simulator you fucking retard

Sold mine for 1 cent. Hope you have fun!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>yfw somoene unboxes an unusual from an unbugged crate
>finds it gone tomorrow morning

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based

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I wish blue moon was bugged, I got a billion of em

>nu-neo-Yea Forums is your "fellow man"
No thanks

Yeah

#61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61 #61
FUCKING BUY IT Yea Forums BEFORE WE RUN OUT

SELL
SELL
SELL

I just bought 8 unusuals for less than 50 USD
Is this how the world ends

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Thanks user I wanna fuck your cute mouth.

I hope we get a Seller's Lament for not abusing this.

Don't get clowned user, 83 are selling but they don't give unusuals. Made that mistake myself.

Crate 55 and 65 also works fellas

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Hah, nice.
Thank you very much anons, I am curious to see the following events now.
This can be good, we're talking about thousands of dollars per item.

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92 WORKS
92 WORKS
92 WORKS
92 WORKS
92 WORKS

So as far as now worthless funny hats go, how did i do

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First sandpanda and now this.
What the fuck is going on?

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I HAVE TRADE RESTRICTION AND IM GOING IN

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that message stresses me out, the red backdrop coupled with the words makes it read like an automated emergency announcement with the loud buzzing noise

When this is over, let's go on a date.

fake as hell fuck off

This makes me wish I played tf2 a lot more. I only had one of the crates, and while I still got near 4 dollars just for selling it, I realize now I could have made so much more.

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You know you're all getting fucked once it fixes, right? They're not letting you get free money.

>Have a fucking PILE of old crates
>Couple of #8, 7, 15, 9
>Probably about 20 total
>Try to sell them all on the market
>Have to confirm in steam authenticator
>My dumb ass didn't remove the authenticator from my old phone before uninstalling it
>Remove the authenticator using the recover code, at least I have that
>Add authenticator to new phone
>Try to confirm
>Blocked from the market for FIFTEEN DAYS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUST WANT MY FREE MONEY

>havent logged into tf2 in years
>never gave a shit about the economy
>had a bunch of crates lying around from back since the spy vs sniper update
>sold them all
>got enough to by Kill la Kill game

Thanks Gabe!

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Dont worry guys, get all those unusuals
This one is on me

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Thanks user, you just made me 3.61 steam bucks, someone bought it

I think I'll get Prey with this

>Dumped all of my 82-85 crates on my brother that barely plays the game
>Can't log into his account right now since the authenticator is attached to his phone
>He's at work so his phone is off, I can't even call him to get the guard code

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY NOW

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is it really that good

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I told you this would be how TF2 ends.
Not by Overwatch. Not by Fortnite. Not by any other game.
But Valve themselves.

If im trade restricted for 15 days or w.e, the only option is open these fuckers up right?

Middle one is high tier.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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I'll watch.

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this is how it shouldve been

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>Be me
>See people talking about unusual glitch
>O-Oh no daddy gaben couldn't do that, he's infallible
>open my daily crates that i bought with min wage
>o-oh know they're all unusual
>d-daddy gaben im sorry i thought it was a joke here i'll delete, see i gave you 2.5 dollars and got nothing in return
what the fuck

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Technically, Valve is not missing money here, you gotta use real money to buy steam bux, so as soon you load steam bux onto your account Valve already won, you can do whatever you want with it since the actual money is now gone to valve's pocket

>had a bunch of crates lying around from back since the spy vs sniper update

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Yes. Then hope that Valve doesn't make them untradeable later on, and the market somehow "stabilizes", tough I doubt it'll go back exactly how it was before ever again.

God damn I sold all my old crates a while back. I only have 90 and up.

>completely misses obvious joke
>calls others retarded
pic related is me laughing at how much of an autist you are

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>sadpanda
>haha user must be joking
>its actually fucking dead
FUCK

People are literally getting banned for this shit

So which crates are still bugged?

So what are the odds of a rollback?

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The utter stupidity of plebbit will never cease to amaze me.

are you me?
I told my friend and hes like "eh... I don't have any keys"
guy has like 20 fuck 82 crates.

fug :D

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>banned
It's a temporary account restriction

Holy fucking based

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0

OH SHIT ALL CLASS

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DRIVE UP THE PRICE OF 92 BEFORE THE CONFUSION ENDS

play cp_egypt pls fren

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valve hates that, and while it would kill the economy, they got a ton of money out of it so they're happy.

WHICH CRATE

Gabe's probably leafing through the talmud right now trying to find a solution.

they can roll back trades but they can't roll back the market

No they aren't
They're getting restricted for selling shit on the market to buy games, no just unboxing them

0 confirmed bannings thus far

>the employee that caused this was promptly fired

feminist or pajeet?

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a hero

i'm guessing it didn't actually work then

>mfw unusual TC are >50 $

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What. I barely played and got given an unusual hat by a random player in exchange for a bunch of weapons. I didn't care for any them, just a swap for interest's sake.

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Australian Furry infiltrator

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Can confirm 1-8 still work. Should i bother opening the rest of these? Cant actually sell them since im trade blocked, but are they ever going to recover to the point of being worth anything/ not be untradable?

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82

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The janitor did nothing wrong.

Inb4 burning team captain is worth 1 scrap

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

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BUY CRATE #61 YOU FUCKS

Bane

ARES-S-S-S-SEST HIM

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whats the reason that only certain crates are affected by this? there must be a way to figure out

u jelly?

The plant fell over.
Shoulda fucking watered it you dumbasses.

>the australiums take over the economy now

wew

EGGPILLED AND BASED AS SHIT

The hero we needed but didn't deserve

CRATE #61 IS GUARANTEED UNUSUAL DROPS
GO GO GO GO GO

Who can confirm this shit?

they added a new cosmetic crate in today's patch, someone might have typo'd the unusual chances in the internal crate list by doing so

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

Its not even funny

Which crate should I open!?

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Open those as soon as you can. Unusuals are going to recover and even the cheap ones are worth more than buying a key

yeah you jelly

>steam guard has me on hold for 15 days
>could have easy pocketed a cool 100$
well aint this a bitch

i fucking know bro
crate #61 just got me 10 unusuals

A real human bean and a real hero

all #14 and 15's

Not in this market, mon ami
youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

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Fucking THIS.

none if you want to keep your account
14-15 if u dont

BUY MY WORTHLESS CRATES REEEEEEE

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14

He's a big guy.

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ARREST THAT MAN

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61 WORKS

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what about for sales?

A HEART OF BROOOOOOOKEN GLAAASSSSSSS

stop spamming

until more people confirm 61s, i don't believe it. just keeps looking like a samefag screaming the same number each post.

84 WORKS!?

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So the safest bet is to open crates right?

61 WORKS
BUY IT GOYIM

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14 and 15 work, 16 isn't confirmed but is selling for like 20 bucks

it is if you're not a massive faggot

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Nah its permanent. My bank just got notified too.

no one is getting banned for anything. why would they ban instead of/before fixing it? use your head. valve is literally all asleep or in europe watching esports (csgo team only)

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RETARD FUCK YOU
IT FUCKIN' WORKS
BUY #61 LIKE HOTCAKES

>all my crates aren't glitched
>they still all sell for 3 cents

FUCK MY LIFE GOD DAMMIT!

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nooooooice

Suck my dick I have my own.

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Can confirm 82 and 84, 83 does NOT work

ok retards

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Is this how /biz/ feels at all times?

I sold one crate for 4 dollars

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homo

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Where does it say crate #61

Why is my precious economy drifting off into deep crash?

>one-man army
based

Punished Janitor
A fired legend

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me on the left

>15 days restriction
>install app
>7 day restriction
i didn't want free money anyway

thanks retards, we'll keep making money and unusuals while you keep being retarded

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PAST THE BUMP LIMIT
MOVE THAT GEAR UP

according to the steam forums is a chinese hacker

I dont believe it though

>tfw don't need Steam wallet money
>Just wanted to trade an unusual to myself
I'll just wait this out

not like i have the 61s anyway, i already made my money. you still just look like a samefag either way.

it's wonderful

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i have a 91 and a 92, why aren't they worth anything?

I'll exploit my unusuals so that *everyone* can be rich. *Everyone* can be rich! And when everyone's rich.. no one will be.

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Same

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It's okay user, maybe if we're lucky and jew newell feel generous we'll get something for not having opened or sold any crate that'll be worth a good few sheckels

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they aren't broken.

Valve intentionally did this because TF2 has been dead for years.

What was the original?
I forgot.

>overwatch players don't get free money by holding onto worthless crates for a few years
Damn it feels good to be a Pcbro

I didn't open any crates but I did sell one off for 1000% more than it was worth yesterday

Is it ok that I made profit off of this glitch?

Valve will just make the unusuals untradable and unsellable. that's all. move on.

>bought 2 unusuals i always wanted
>dont even want to sell them, just like the hats
feels good

Gabe Newell himself

this one any good? opened an 82

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youtube.com/watch?v=e7kwoHOciDM

IS THIS THE THREAD'S THEME AS WE ANNIHILATE THE MARKET?

Among some of the best effects you can get in normal crates

My body’s full of spiral energy rn

I haven't played this shit in like.. 10 years. Are the earbuds still worth anything?

why are you retards opening the unusuals when u could be selling the crates, the unusuals will be worthless in a few hours after valve runs everything to the ground

>"accidently" mess up droprate for items
>this "accident" nets you money from key sales and ALL market transactions
This was totally on purpose

can i buy a steam card real fast and buy some crates, and sell the loot later?

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