TF2 thread

I've been out of the loop, Been busy making sfm porn, what did i miss?

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The opportunity to make alot of shekels off quicksell fags.

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Possibilty update tonight
And valve fuck up their shits by increasing the unusual drop to 100 percent

nah man its a bad idea, it will get rollbacked

>by increasing the unusual drop to 100 percent
hold up wat.

is that a typo?

how do you even fuck up that badly?

no fucking way it will, that will get backlash

well shit I forget % exist
thanks for reminding me

what else can they do, just let people keep the shit? no way

With poorfags YOU WIN

it's already paid for with those keys
they can't rollback they literally just crashed the economy

They'll get even a harder backlash if they don't.

No lol, the only fags that are going to get affected are the retards who unboxed this shit in the first place.

they can refund people the money for keys, they done it before

can't have any thread on Yea Forums without pedoshits coming out the woodworks

Just unboxed nine unusuals holy lel

a small group of rich fags or a larger group of poorfags
you underestimate how stingy people can be

maybe a do, still a great screw up on their part, they can't fix a crash overnight

and all of that faith too
people are gonna start pulling out like never before

>pedoshit
>she's just eating a sandvich

Snowflakes these days, i swear.

We did it Valve we saved the economy!

YAY!

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I know 1-8 and 82 any other ones?

>"teeheehee she's just eating a sandwich :33 hehe anyone who doesnt wanna fuck kids is a newfag am i rite guys? x3"
kill yourself you furry AIDs pirate

Lol I'm actually serious, she's legit just eating a sandwich, granted the stuff behind her is a whole differnt story there was even an uncropped webm loop of this .

>crates are skyrocketing in price now

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1, 5, 82, 83. I think that's it. 1 and 5 are in the hundreds already, and 82 is worth more than two keys apiece. Can't speak for 83 but I'd imagine it's the same as 82.

consider that 100% of the people that repost that picture are pedophiles that would fuck a child if given the opportunity. there are some obvious implications to putting a child in the front of an sfm sex scene

>Made 20 bucks off of this already
Best update in years

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Dude, calm down with your kid-diddler witch hunt. You've forgotten where you are, and you've forgotten that telling someone to kill themselves only works if you're targeting some emotional high-schooler.
Let's all just calm down, buy some unusuals, and laugh at fudgepack.tf niggers getting Bogged.

apparently it's 1-20?

It's every crate that can unbox 1st gen or 3rd gen unusuals. Enjoy. t. traderfag

Crates 1-20 plus 82 and 85

I-i do?

fags like you are why pedophilia has been normalized on this board in the past 5 years

FINALLY WE ARE FREE OF THE KEY HOARDING OPPRESSORS, CRATE CHADS RISE UP

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the standard crates or the supply munition ones, I got a ton of 82 supply munition crates

We interwar Germany now

>we's netherlands now bois

SELL

DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD BANS

>months ago i deleted my 20-30+ crates that I had collected over the years because they were completely worthless and taking up space and i never did unboxing
>now this
Why live

Oh shit is it 100% chance??

i know the feeling user
look on the bright side, we can't change it now so we might as well laugh at everyone else

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>Being retarded enough to think virtual items take up space in a virtual game

You don't deserve to make money from this

backpacks have limited space you fucking mongoloid

Based. I dropped game around #18 series crates and ha d them in big amounts. Now its time to sell high. Noice.

>people in my discord server panicking and using posts itt as "proof"
you're all stupid niggers btw

This mongoloid made more money than you ;)

T.$80 whitey

>With mannrobics

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Show porn

Google it

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I just bought 12 keys to use on my crates and 10 of the 12 had unusual. I have a unique unusual for each character now and I'm so damn happy

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The one being made, how the fuck can I google that

By typing into the search box.

Fucking boomers i swear.

It's an old one, I've seen him post it in /vg/
it's just Pauling riding Spy in his chair

Should I sell my #10 crate or open? I haven't played in awhile, should I be buying crates 82 now?

woah 80 bucks! ur like, rich or something!

You don't get it. The problem isn't purchases made between Valve and a player, it's between people on the market. I could have sold a fraud hat for 50 dollars and taken the money and put it into some other game on Steam like Path of Exile. There's no way to issue proper refunds between player oriented market transactions.

source?

TOP SHELF

Is it posted anywhere else?
got sauce?

>Jack up unusual rate to 100%
>Make a shit ton of money off key sales
>Finance the Heavy Update

Genius

Valve will take all yo unusuals away after that

FUCK YOU VALVE FOR PUTTING MY FUCKING LISTINGS ON HOLD JUST BECAUSE I HAVENT LOGGED INTO STEAM IN AWHILE
KILL YOURSELVES YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME

>Finance the Heavy Update

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>TF2 economy crashes
>no one cares about their items anymore
>perfect time for valve to unveil tf3

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The plant won't water itself.

Just made 100 euro. Thenks volv

I can't believe TF2 is fucking dead finally

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IS #85 CONFIRMED?
I'M GONNA OPEN

>Implying they're not leaving the plant for dead.

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People have been getting temp banned from the community market for selling and buying crates. I'd advise against doing it unless you know you're going to profit.

CRATE 92 GIVES YOU UNUSUALS AS WELL

NOOOO THIS EFFECT IS FUCKING GAAAAY

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>People have been getting temp banned from the community market for selling and buying crate
that's probably bullshit and didn't answer my question

I already tried that one

if it did, it wouldnt be 3 cents

and did it give you something?

>want to get unusual cuz ive never gotten a single one since i got the game in late 2010
>don't have the money to get keys or buy unusuals off the market (yet)
>once i do it may be fixed by that time

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Lmfao just wait a week or whatever until it all cools down, I doubt Valve will lock down the market forever.
Maybe I just got lucky, I dunno.

There's no fucking way they're going to temp ban everyone for this. There's just too many people and the hat economy is punishing itself for it.

That could just be one of the janny sites (they do it for free) that have the permission to trade ban. Looks like desperate damage control until someone at Valve gets to the office in 8 hours

85 WORKS MOTHERFUCKERS

>crates were going for $20 each at one point
jesus

Nope.

at least i can pretend to be rich for a few hours

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CRASHING THIS ECONOMY
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>Be poor
>Dont care about all that shit
Haha

Eventually you'll realize that unusuals are unanimously gaudy and disgusting looking and frankly not worth it.

I'll take it I guess

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I'm pretty sure at this point the crates are worth more than the actual unusuals

>That could just be one of the janny sites (they do it for free) that have the permission to trade ban.
READ THE THREAD
THEY'RE MORE THAN TRADE BANS, THEY'RE ALSO BANS FROM THE STORE AND FROM ACTIVATING PHYSICAL GAMES

dont worry brother, we are gonna buy one tommorow for a price of a plastic cup

>Spent 8 bucks and all I got was a weapon worth 3 cents and a hat worth 2 dollars

Which ones actually work?

82 is still paying out because there's just that many of them.

what crates are bugged? i wanna check my inventory

If they did that would make it left for dead 3

should i unbox my #4 or #8 or #82
i only have one key

the ones that are skyrocketing on the market, 1-8 and #82

Is it patched already? Price of #85 is crashing back down to nothing.

>spend like $20
>opened a summer crate in hopes for the meme hat (nope)
>tried a few crates
>ended up buying one
>got a spy unusual
>don't even play spy
Well, that's my microtransaction money for another year or two

are they the summer cases or just crates?

this.

only thing good looking are themed sets.

>Tradefags on suicide watch

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Cool.

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All these unusual effects are ugly as fuck anyway lmaop
fuckin cloud 9 more like cloud mine asshole open

MONEY RAIN LADS

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One guy getting banned for activation a stolen game key, doing a chargeback or something similar? Nobody at Valve is awake, otherwise they'd have stopped this already.

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I have a series 7, do I unbox or sell?

>haven't played the game in years
>suddenly my worthless crates sell for 10-20 a pop
time for some more steam fun bucks.

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Crates 1-8 are confirmed to be bugged. Crate 88 seems to be bugged too.

Seriously how do they even plan on refunding this?

>inb4 they don't

LODS OF MONEH

DOSH!
GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN LADS!

They can make massive rollback or they can just ban abusers.
Or don't ban abusers, and give active players some compensation.

Will people get banned for this?

They can easily roll back every unusual that was opened from the bugged crates. The problem is how do you rollback people who bought/sold all the crates and unusuals?

no

That's impossible. Smart people have bought games or even the VR meme with their money already.

Do you think they're crazy enough to have done this on purpose

>all the good shit I got I bought

noice

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E
WHATS THAT SPELL
LOADS OF MONEY
PROBABLY

I only get crate 90, when the fuck did you guys get these?

Soulless career lawyer here. If Valve does absolutely anything about this, they're going to open themselves up to an asshole tearing fraud case.

They can make undo of steam buying/make you being in debt until you compensate.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=L89bcg1dFFs

What the fuck that's stupid though, I bought a crate but only because I thought it was an intentional part on Valve, not that something was bugged. I shouldn't be punished for shit like that, and especially if I don't plan on selling anything I got from the crate.

>buy a cheap unusual
>it rollsback into a crate
I think the safe thing to do is just sell your shit and don't buy anything

Reminder that modern valve is too lazy and jaded to reward people for not abusing this.

>will never have a unusual Pyromancer Mask
Oh well

>Save up crates for years and years
>Lord Gaben bestows upon me free unusuals

Based as fuck

PURCHASE AND THEN I CLOSE
PURCHASE AND THEN I CLOSE

They patched it

yes

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Is it still working?

never happens

I have exactly 70 cents in my Steam wallet
How do I profit off of this as quickly as possible without spending any money to add more to my wallet

Press S to spit on the TF2 economy.

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ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

youre too late

Fuck

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>Valve sees that a kabal of top tier traders are controlling the economy and not them
>Tank their biggest pride - the Unusuals
>Watch them crash and burn
Looks like Valve just gave them the Horse Head treatment

>huge unusual exploit
>I dont even have the right crates
>im just gonna sit by while everyone gets a free game or rare hats

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>didn't even have a chance for free unusual because of the steam guard lock

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ah I fuck, I cant believe theyve done that
low key it was probably on purpose anyway to put TF2 in the limelight

you know how there's those people who save worthless shit like old pennies and toys thinking that someday it'll be worth millions? this is just like that except it actually paid off

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SSSSSSSPhit

SSSSSSSSS

GET FUCKED TRADEFAGS

SPENDING MONTHS TO YEARS LEARNING THE BUSINESS

ONLY TO HAVE IT ALL CRUMBLE IN ONE NIGHT

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I always thought crates would be craftable. Never expected this.

I'll gladly represent anybody taking Valve to court over it because its a 100% payday.

I've been playing since 2007 and I just got my first ever Unusual from this.

It doesn't even excite me, I have felt nothing, I have no emotions.

>"Ze update shipped?
>"Crash eet."

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Same here user. I got 2 unusuals from this just because it was something I wanted before and I feel nothing. How do people get a high from this?

Same

>It doesn't even excite me, I have felt nothing, I have no emotions.

because you know its not going to last, and you know the feeling of having one is empty.

the best part?
You don't have to keep it as a reminder

>he sold crates year ago? Ship update

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Is it patched?

Sell #27 for a high price to fuck with people

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I'm a retard when it comes to this Steam trade stuff. Someone broker me. I got a dozen unusuals, if I sell them is that only good for Steam money toward video games or can I wire it to my bank account? Am I going to get in trouble for doing that?

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>Need to authenticate my market listing through Steam Guard
>Steam Guard wants me to login
>To login it needs a code from Steam Guard

Uhh... guys?

It's pretty easy, just give me your steam login and I'll run them through my app. You'll have cash in 5min

why would the bogs do this?

I'm calling it now: unusuals opened during this boom are going to be made untradeable. There's also a slight chance of a rollback but I find it unlikely but still possible. Either way some shit is going to go down and it's going to be a good watch.

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I have literally over 100 crates in my inventory, because they're worth enough that I don't want to just delete them.

Ha, yeah right! This is obviously a scam. I'm too smart for that, sorry bucko. Maybe you'll find some other LOSER dumb enough for your ruse, ya idiot

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Okay, one of my friends just got temporary banned from everything. I guess the support pajeets are monitoring the most expensive crates on the market now until someone at valve bothers to come to the office.

Oh shit give me your email address, don't give that other faggot your juicy insider info.

Which crates are affected

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It's funny because that info is useless without the associated email for 2s validation

Valve servers still run Dustbowl all the time, but you need to use quickplay to connect, and they rotate to the next map after 2 rounds.

RIP 24 hour map servers

youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

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>wojak hat
Wait what? Is it the Millenniial Mercenary?

there's a steam guard code on your phone
if you cant access your steam guard you have to reset your shit which will mean that you cant trade for 15 days anyway.
>you missed it

1-16, 82 and 85.

Because you cheated not only the game, but yourself

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

17 works too, all 5 of mine delivered

Send ticket to support.

It's 1-20, not 1-16. I had a ton of #18s and they all had unusuals.

61 too

>he updated?

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TF3 with no hats and no trade when?

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Late to this, what happened to the economy? I was too busy mourning exhentai but apparently this is huge too.

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imagine all the broken keyboards

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specific old crates just got a 100% chance to unbox an unusual so everything is inflating and deflating in price

>tfw the extended threemix isnt on soundcloud anymore

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Depends on what valve will do. For now, the unusual market is completely crashed and suspended, except for the steam market itself.

burn this nigga down

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>want to put my shit crates up for sale
>try to confirm
>lol sorry there was a error while confirming your item will be up in 15 days
FUCK YOU VOLVOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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does 83 work

no

>actually have the crates that are worth like £6
>got a new phone recently and forgot to enable the steam guard thingy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>He bought?
>Patch eet.

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Bought 1 crate off the market and then got market locked LOL. Hows my pull?

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>Epic gives away some literally who tier games that barely aynone cares about
>Valve gives away expensive pixels that you can exchange for steambux and buy all the AAA garbare you want.

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>all crates are inflating in price due to people who don't understand
>even those who do are just inflating it anyway
All these crates, finally paying off

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why not just use your computer

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NERF THE HUNTSMAN!?

>fucking slower speed projectile

why WHY

Heres what it looks like. I think its pretty nice looking all things considered. Could have gotten an ugly hat.

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Fuck all my crates just sold lol

pic of your market lock?

Yo, you the dude that disappeared a while back that makes all the Olivia lewds?

>everyone losing their shit over this hat
niggers this shit has been around for years and is not strictly maymay related

>You must have a valid Steam purchase that is between 7 days and a year old
Bulllshit

Does it count if its past one year?

BASED TOASTERMAN

which ones is it? I gotta check this out for myself

>have like 10 of these crates i coulda sold
>not allowed to use the fucking market because i have a profile ban for harassment
>a fucking tranny is responsible for me not making a hundred bucks
at least i have an electric gibus now

Does crate 103 work?

Bad idea to sell my recently unboxed unusuals? I've owned those #85 crates for years.

>every crate i put up on sale gets put on hold
is this Valve trying to damage control?

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i think the current main ones are series #82 and 85 but i do not know if it has been patched yet

LOOKS LIKE FUNS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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realistically, what's going to happen?
I ain't buying shit in case of crackdown

>someone selling a themed Cloud Crasher

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>15 days restriction
>install app
>7 day restriction
i didn't want free money anyway, enjoy bros

Rate my drop

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So do I sell my crates or open them? I've heard people getting tradebanned from selling 2fast2quick but I don't see the reason to open them if I get something that's worth 0.8 bucks.

>something like this happens when im not at home and cant play tf2
fuck me

Unusuals are for fags anyway I'll stick to my genuine

hold the unusuals, if you're lucky they'll pump after the end of this happening.

unboxed 26 unusuals and sold enough crates to completely break even, spent $65 and made $65, so basically got 26 unusuals for free. I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't have sold those crates, after all it's 4 am in burger land, what percentage of the tf2 popluation is asleep right now? 85%? I think the prices of the unusuals might go back up since not that many people got to use this.

Does crate 92 work?

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Who else /buyingunusuals/ here?

>buy crate
>unbox unusual
>sell unusual
>use said money to buy steam game
>use remaining money to buy in game currency
>use said currency to buy a one way ticket to cuba, and 50 ounces of blow

HAVE FUN REFUNDING ALL THAT VALVE

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They fuckin got me bro. Bought that single 1 crate and the man got me locked down

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can't fucking post my unusual since the janny is a fucking nigger, got a burning flames hound dog.
going to have a field trip with that.

I fucking wish

>more cosmetics
>no new weapons
>no new buffs or nerfs
>Still waiting for the Heavy update
atleast we got the funni Porn man hat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. My crate account has several purchases, but they're more than a year old. It's restricted.

CLEAN IT UP, GABEY

How though? I thought Valve was banning people who are selling crates.

You can use the mobile app to sell your boxes.

hello finland, still trouble with pictures?

make sure to get a new credit card.

Thats jewish

Yeah I'd have sold off most of my shit a long time ago, but fuck Valve for telling me I need to give them 20 bucks and personal info for fast market transactions.

I've sold double digits now with no problem.
No clue

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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this
FUCK 2-STEP
I LOST SO MUCH CASH BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

no, I'm a britshit and I probably got banned from some fucking 3rd worlding shit stain

supposedly been patched, some unusuals even rolled back into crates
it still created alot of amplitude and people making ten bux per crate which is hilarious

>have work in five more hours
>couldn't go to bed at midnight
>body refused to sleep
>hop on pc
>discord circlejerk of friends still saying the bug isn't patched
>buy four crates, get two shitty spy unusuals I'll trade away later along with a robo scout unusual, and a dbd pith helmet
>also scoop up an unusual djustice for 8 bucks
Thank god for my ruined sleep schedule

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>mfw working with dota 2 team, life iz gud
>mfw get a call at midnight
>mfw summoned to the office to start cranking out an emergency money making update for dota 2 because the short bus crew attempting to keep tf2 afloat has fucking sunk the economy, and thus valves profit margin

I really doubt I'll have to do anything.

the feel when no crates

I just tried it on two 85's for me and ended up getting unsuals outta it so I guess they still gotta patch it out

This. the fact I chose to get onto tf2 at 2 in the morning on a whim is hilarious.

SHOULD I SELL THE UNUSUALS I UNBOXED OR HOLD? EITHER WAY I'M GONNA MAKE PROFIT BUT DO YOU THINK THE UNUSUAL PRICES WILL RECOVER?

Considering Valve get money per marketplace sale, they're probably making some decent coin off this and everyone buying unusuals

if anything good came out of this update, Tradefags are currently being BTFOed.

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Tf2 economy ded

what the fuck is happening
is the economy finally tanking?

>OY VEY POOR GOYS CAN NOW MAKE MONEY BY SELLING CRATES! SHUT IT DOWN
No fun allowed

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TOURIST HERE
haven't played tf2 in years
quick rundown on the happening?

you should be more worried about whether or not they will be rollbacked into crates

DO NOT GIVE IN

UNUSUALS ARE TEMPORARY

THE HALO IS FOREVER

WAVE 2 IS COMING

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

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if they get rollbacked wouldn't they have to replace all the keys that were used on those crates as well

>valve making a new halo ever

free unusuals.

Imagine wearing DOUBLE HALO

>Haven't used steam guard in a lot
>Hoarded crates a while ago
>Can't sell all this shit now
Mfw

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Valve fugged the new update and certain crates have a 100% chance of dropping unusuals

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>another shitty crate "update" dropped
>they fucked up some crates that give a 100% chance of an unusual
>everyone unlocking crates and getting unusuals
>economy tanking
>lulz intensify

So you think this is funny, huh? TF2 trading was my fucking way to make a living. I made 2000 USD a month trading and selling. And just like that, you stupid, stupid idiots RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE

I hope a plain falls on you, I hope a car runs into you, I hope you walk by a baseball diamond and a fly ball hits you in the face

I opened a crate didn't get an unusual think I'd still get a halo if they did another wave? I legit wanted something from the box

I was just thinking Valve must be making money of this. Long-term their stupid game economy just got fucked, but short-term assholes like me just spent $30 I NEVER would've otherwise on keys.

Make that shit Pink

Does valve bust you if you sell unusuals or just the crates?

read the thread you mung

>the one valve employee making a hat for the good goys who didn't buy anything

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they never update this game, how does something like this even happen

>had 18 series 1-18 lying around
>only one 82
Pretty good catch either way. Any other crates with unusuals?

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Just crates for now

both. and if you bought or unlocked.

The one valve employee gets tired. He also has to water the plant and probably spilled some water on his keyboard.

They're going to get deleted you brainlet, you should've sold the crates.

>dragonborn helm
I forgot that existed desu

>valve rolling in key shekels

other way around. Plant got tired and fell over and spilled his employee. Currently they're trying to scrape the drool off the keyboard.

>played a shit ton of tf2
>traded all of my 200~ crates to a steam friend as a joke like 5 years ago
>all of them are the ones exploding in value
>tell that fucker immediately to sell
>he didn't have a mobile authenticator cant sell shit

This shit is just too good

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I'm gonna roll with the Lament and my new unusuals

The tf2 market is going to shit due to a new bug when opening loot boxes. Items that have sold for ludicrous prices are now being sold on the cheap and people are trying to profit as fast as possible.

That is doubtful. Valve is only making money with this. The only people losing are the whales and traders who don't play the game.

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>Have one #82 crate
>3.51 €
>Have a spare key but can't open it until I come home from work which is in 7 hours
I assume they will patch it before I get home

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I didn't have the mobile authentication active or whatever cause I'm not a wagelet who wastes time selling crap for pennies. Might as well have opened the crates and if they take them away then oh well. I finally have hats now, that's all that matters.

guys rate my unusual loadout

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which ones are bugged?

>sold one for 5 bucks
>got off scott free
help will the others possibly be worth more, do I sell now and have 10 bucks, or do I get a strange?

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>had just enough to buy a $15 game for basically nothing
Looks like my Friday's fully booked.

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Hell yeah.

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Damn son guess it's time to learn a trade. Hope your still not living with your parents, they might kick you out because no job anymore.

Is this a good unbox?

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cool

gonna stick to my vintage hats though, thanks.
not that i play this shitty game anymore

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>sold 2 crates
>snatched a 4 eur dead presidents unusual

Not even mad if it gets rolled back. Imagine going in deep and getting fucked.

What they should do, is not give them only to people who are selling crates and unboxed unusuals.

youtube.com/watch?v=R2zvCc1YdgE
NONONONO

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I am hereby declaring that Unusual Hats should now be known as Usual Hats. If you agree say I.

I

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>Gonna get a new Cheater's Lament
Who here /goodboy/?

>sunbeams
yes

so close user

>valve caring

how do you fuck up this badly
holy shit this is so entertaining

>I bought an index for selling 82 crates

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Keep thinking that while I make some profit lad

I know how you feel

I hope valve cares enough to give us one.

>Bought an index selling crates

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this is so fucking hilarious

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BASED

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AHHHHHH IM TRADE LOCKED REEEEEE

>retards thinking valve is going to reward people for not giving them money

Is there some update or something? Quite the coincidence, I reinstalled it mere hours ago after not playing for like four years. It was like the game was calling for me. Hope the game has not turned into shit.

>Hope the game has not turned into shit.
Hope you didn't like playing on community servers user

>I bought an index for selling 82 crates
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. THE ECONOMY IS NOT EVEN DEAD. JUST UNUSUALFAGS THAT HAVE TO SUFFER!

oh user... user...
you're in for a rough time my friend

series 83 is NOT a guaranteed unusual what the fuck

>found a nice porn game and now this

What a great day.

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Oh, you're playing that too? Last run got her down below 1/4

youtu.be/kWvbJsB0OBc

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Anyone have a tier list of unusual particles? Is sunbeams high tier?

>I bought an Index selling crates

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Honestly you can get her first try if you just spam guard then attack.

What's the game?

Eye

Is this worth anything?

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>Oh, you're playing that too?
>playing

guess I'm always late to the party. I want a drink.

Tf2

Only your 82 crate is worth anything.

>Someone paid thousands for several unusuals and now they're worthless

This is the best part of all this

probably won’t happen but I’m holding out just in case, I’m not gonna miss the chance to shit on tradefags

>82
go go go

Honestly wish he got more money for more content, so it's "playable" But it basically has everything I'll ever want already.

You know what I mean, dammit.
There's another attack that isn't the footjob and oh man is it good.

Ever heard of Ricardo Milos?

Yea they added his hat

thanks valve

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>it was all a deliberate ruse, i intended to lose all of it!
good times

>east coast friend has been trying to cash out on tf2 for the past couple months
>mfw tonight

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Under the witch.
It's just a dollar on the patreon. Pretty short but bretty good.

Here was mine, I wish all your pulls the best of luck

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Just bought #82 crate and it's not appearing in my inventory. Fuck

>nobody else wears fagbandages

I will never ever forget

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steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
What's going through his mind right now?

84 and 85, NOT 83

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>SAVING MY CRATES AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS PAYED OFF

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Remember kids. When hackers pretend they have nice items and aren't hacking. They're fucking hacking.

I HAVE 7 CRATES
TELL ME WHETHER TO SELL OR OPEN FOR GOD'S SAKE

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>No cash for cheap Spook Specs w/ Dead Presidents/Tossle Cap/Scotch Bonnet

goddamnit

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EVERYONE PLEASE STOP. My husband just called me crying telling me he released a bad update and then locked himself out of Valve HQ before realizing his mistake. Please the keys are locked inside and the only other person with another pair of keys is Gabe Newell, and last time my husband woke him up early his pay was docked. Please please please stop breaking the game or my husband will get fired.

THE CALL THAT BOGGED TF2

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youtube.com/watch?v=L89bcg1dFFs Thread theme

SELL
SELL
SELL
VOLVO WILL DELETE THE BUGGED UNUSUALS FER SHER

youtube.com/watch?v=hNLFp102d9A
alternate thread theme

WHAT CRATES ARE THEY
IF THEY'RE 1-18 OPEN EM
IF THEY'RE 82 OR85 SELL THEM

You've missed the chance to sell. You might as well open and keep the hats.

>hack on alt account
>accounts start getting linked
>oh fuck
>based Chinaman Hacks my alt
>tell valve my alt was compromised
>they believe me, and I got my alt back

Why would making something a 100% rate increase the value.

Seems like they should be worthelss now that its so easy

>post yfw you're not a tradfag

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>Purple Confetti Hat of Cards
>Aces High Magnificent Mongolian
If only they were switched. Maybe I'll just hold onto them.

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We'll sell you a key for $2.49

I have a #8 box
Should I open it and see what I get?

team captain, ur rich

I HAVE 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 20 AND 82 SOME OF THEM ARE GOING FOR 20 BUCKS
WHAT DO I FUCKING DO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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they wont delete them, they'll become no trade.

>WHAT CRATES ARE THEY
>IF THEY'RE 1-18 OPEN EM
>IF THEY'RE 82 OR85 SELL THEM

I thought it was just 1-18 not 18?

>steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
>1182 day(s) since last ban
>Last Online 1147 days ago

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Hey baby come over and let's have sex. I've got 4 unusuals.

youtube.com/watch?v=URG3LPTJ9og

youtube.com/watch?v=kNdDROtrPcQ

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>HAHA user, YOUR UNUSUAL IS ONLY WORTH $5 NOW!!!

I only paid $20 for it, and even then I don't really care.

post sprays

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Crashing this economy
WITH NO SURVIVORS

sell em, that's what I did.

a bullet probably

>HE BOUGHT??

youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

tf2 is dead??? but the player numbers are up even at this time!

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Hope you weren't a pyro or spy main

It's not a good one but just having an unusual is alright with me

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BUY MORE
SALE LATER

Anyone remember 2015 when they made 1 dollar be worth 1 unit of indian currency when in reality if should have been like 1300?

I got so many arcanas in dota and they didnt roll them back

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I'm going to go out for a walk. When I come back, I want to see things back to normal.

haha get owned unusual fags

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Once the guy who fucked up gets fired, how many people are going to be left in the TF2 team?

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So this was Valve's plan all along

youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>80k people unboxing unusual's
pub tf2 at 40fps here we come

>mfw i dont have mobile authenticator so i cant skell
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

its probably one dude
he most likely did this to piss off everyone at valve
god bless that glorious bastard

I shouldn't have deleted all my crates. As a poorfag this hurts me so hard, I could have gotten so many games with those crates

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Z96WwZrL0

MY INVENTORY TANKED BUT IM STILL ABOVE 1K.

Can they fire the potted plan?

I got a lot of 17 & 18 crates but I can't market because no authenticator.
what do?

fucking lel
twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/1154657573301178369

I HAVE A 82 BUT CAN'T SELL FOR 15 DAYS
DO I OPEN IT

sad times

I did the same, so don't feel bad

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Vintage Disco Beadown tyrolean
Disco Beatdown storman norman
I WISH I STILL HAD MY #15 CRATE FUCK I OPENED IT NOT TOO LONG AGO

The plant is the new director

Lol what a cuck
Wasted his money

Sell it on market, they will 100% roll back unboxed unusuals and gift back keys

if you got a key, sure.
If a (possible) cheater lamen #2 is more important to you, then don't.

TOO LATE

Me too

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Seriously why do so many retards do this.
>I just wanted to test it
>deletes it

Like...

>traders on suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=hPGn3dSrZbU

It probably wasn't one specific guy. TF2 has spaghetti code, they are probably shitting their pants trying to figure out what the fuck went wrong.

>actual jewish tf2 spy main unboxes 30+ unusuals to get more money.

(((interesting)))

I don't know if Valve would even bother with doing that anymore. If they did
>The Cheater's Lament 2 has a unique unusual

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>got an unusual Milkman, Little Buddy and Virus Doctor
neat

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Guys whats a good unu hat to buy thats cheap rn? I havent played since like 2015 and im installing the game rnn

so every crate is an unusual? and it was an accident? and it's still not fixed?
this is funny lol

Guess i am obligated to make a weeb set now

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feels fucking amazing desu
fuck those jews, they deserve it

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YES OPEN ONE

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>so every crate is an unusual?
only some of them. mainly the old ass ones from 2011-2012

At least he can unbox them!

>reddit: the game
>cosmetic xDDD shit

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#1-18 and 82 are 100% for sure. Don't believe other posts, most are trying to trick others into wasting keys

MONEY MONEY MONEEEY!

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is this still working?

>B-BRO YOULL GET BANNED

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>RIP 24 hour map servers
and that's a good thing!

I still can't understand how this could happen.

>kyoani burns down
>exhentai gets swatted
>tf2 dies
what the fuck is going on

What do I do with this

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post your ID and I'll grab it and trade it over when possible

>Intern : "Hey Unusual rate : 1.00 means 1% right?"

>Potted plant : "Yeah"

how do you fuck up this badly
i cant fucking breathe
someone call me an ambulance, im going to pass out

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I sold an 82 for a good price and end up buying a Key for open 83 since its bit worthy that much rn
but i have no acess to pc for atleast 12
How long do you think It Will take them to fix this?
(Also It does not matter If the correct the bug cause i still will profit 2 bucks regardless)

Is it only market fags getting banned?

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We haven't had a happening since March
It was a long time coming
Thanks /pol/

>the whole "glitch" was really a bunch of kikes manipulating the market to give themselves a bunch of free expensive shit
>they'll "correct" the glitch and sell said shit for a higher markup price
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

kek

>made some good money, got more than 50 unusuals, and didn't get trade banned
Who /devilish/ here?

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not all of them
I just opened an 84 and 90 (I don't have any "good" ones anyway) and got jack shit

>MFW my only unusual I got prior to this will keep its value because it's a retired hat.

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For now, yes. I'd guess the TF2 team is asleep, and the market team is cleaning up their mess.

I think this is some sort of cosmic payback.
>No Heavy Update? Then CRASH THE ECONOMY

I appreciate it but don't worry about it. I only play TF2 every few months for about a month at a time as a get-away from something, enjoy it.

I've played valve games long enough to know that they just fucked up because they dont give a fuck

Well boys, it's a little past 6AM on the east coast on NA.
I stayed up all night shitposting with you, but I think it's time I went to bed.
All you NA East Coast bros should call it a night too.
Keep the good vibes rolling West Coast/EU/AU/Whatever.

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YOU AUTISTIC LITTLE SHIT!

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What time is it at Valve HQ now? I bet the TF2 team aren't gonna have a good morning.

I know, I was mostly making a joke.

THIS IS IT GUYS

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Ah, so that's why I suddenly sold all those crates that were rotting on the market for 5cents each.
After the Summer Sale fiasco, this. It's like someone at Valve wants to see the whole thing burn.

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What's it like being this pathetic?

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Eu sabatoge.
>LOOT CRATES?, OI THAT'S IL LEGAL IT IS

>Summer Sale fiasco
Who even gives a shit about steam levels? At least unusual hats have resale value

wait what the fuck did i miss
is heavy update out ?

Valve HQ is in Washington and it's currently 3 AM here, they might not be able to fix it for hours lmfao

goodnight bro

83 is worthless, should ahve kept the 82

They don't work Friday-sunday

I shit you not, weve had issues like this go ignored until Sunday.

East coast here, sleep is for the weak. Grocery store just opened and I'm bout to head out on a comfy morning walk to get something nummy for my tummy.

I'M LOCKED OUT OF STEAM MARKET UNTIL TOMORROW FUCK SOMEONE JUST SELL ME AN UNUSUAL

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doors are locked and tf2 team are banging on them to get back in but security refuses. said they sent a page to gabe newell to allow access but he seems to be sleeping.

>Gaben: Who's on the TF2 team fixing this issue?
>Silence
>Gaben: IS THERE SERIOUSLY NO ONE ON THE TF2 TEAM? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN HAPPENING?

Wait did I miss something about unusuals? I was unboxing some new hats.

>Reddit steals a joke from us

Do you think a cosmetic would sell more than the crate?
Gonna sell 83 then since its price is somewhat up

>sold mainly 83 while it was 2 eur
Feels amazing man

sleep tight fellow east coast chad
I only just got up so I'm gonna keep going

yep, a real HEAVY update

minor summer update, added a case with 22 cosmetics,
but then people noticed that a few crates had a 100% PERCENT CHANCE to drop UNUSUALS
so the economy is up in flames. sell your #82 crates

AAAAAAAAAA MY WALLET NOOOOOOO

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>TF2 team
What team?

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twitch tv/austinnls
THESE NIGGAS GAMBLING WITH THEIR UNUSUALS
ITS OVER LADS

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HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGG-
wait a minute
there's only one way you'd find this post
uh...

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twitch.tv/austinnls/clip/EntertainingDeafHerbsBuddhaBar

lol

Sir... we needed money for your snacks

Valve released another slot machine cosmetic update, but fucked up the loot tables so now old crates have a 100% unusual drop rate. Hate that were selling for $80 yesterday are now going for 50 cents
>is heavy update out
Never ever

Thanks for the chuckle

look at ipod headphones
look at golden wrench
look at cheater's lament

No only change was the huntsman nerf

It's not fair bros...

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It's 6AM in Valve's headquarters
Keep unboxing before it's too late

Never heard of tf2 lol. Kinda looks like fortnite graphics tho

TRADEFAGS BTFO

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3 AM bro

Jajajajajja

kek

>Wake up
>See this
>Have two 82 crates
>Sell one
>Go to sell the other
>"This item is no longer allowed on the community market"
wew lads

Timestamps, retard
The spacing was a dead giveaway. You merely have to search

Holy shit nice
Time to dust off my TF2 inv and see what I have left
I'm sure i had a few keys lying around, but at this point it'd be better to sell them, unless I have one of the fated crates (1to8 and 82), right ?
Also someone's so gonna get fired for this fuckup, holy shit
inb4 >implying someone even works on this shit anymore

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Some older crates and specific 80s number crates are giving guaranteed unusuals
this is not a drill

you're fucking banned kiddo

>he thinks the tf2 team will be back before Monday

Valve is on the west coast dingus

youtu.be/RhVN6gRD5XM

Thread Theme Version EX

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HOH SHIT! Read that and grabbed 5 crates n keys.

>MFW gonna get at least $15-$20 per later on for these.

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Yeah, it's not like the entirety of Yea Forums was sperging about the sale when it was happening.
And it's not only about levels, there were other fuck ups.

>exhentai and tf2's economy died on the same day
huh

OH NO NO NO NO

same, 2 days left
fuck

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>it is entirely possible that someone is now homeless because of a surplus increase in funny colored hats in a basically dead game

What an age we live in lads.

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y2k is hitting us 20 years late
this the beginning

>someone is now homeless
How does that even work?

at least rutger hauer didn't live to see this

>There's going to be several people who get Unsuals from legitimate loot tables during this period of time and think they're glitched

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WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS Yea Forums TALKING ABOUT TF2 ANONS FILL ME THE FUCK IN WHAT CRATES ARE WORTH SELLING

What are the interested series ?
1 to 9 and ? I see people mention 85, but i see that 82 price skyrocketed too
ALso what do ? Open them or sell crates and keys and cash out ?

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Too late they're pulled from the market. If you have them though, open them.

see:

1-20, 82, and 85

all of them
but these ones the most

Yes, if every unusual is deleted or something, there will be dozens or hundreds of "legit" ones that go too

#1-15, 82, 85 give guaranteed unusuals

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>mfw i dont have authenticator so i cant sell them
>and dont have tf2 installed so i cant open them
HOW LONG HAVE I GOT TO INSTALL BEFORE THEY FIX IT

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I opened #11 and got strange eyelander.
Fuck you guys

FIVE

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HELP my inventory is filled with 85 do I sell them all or do i open them HELPO Yea Forums you are my only friends and Im too stupid to understand economy

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I wanna know too, I mean all I did was quickly put $30 just to get 4 crap unusuals and one decent one.

This one I keep.

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they've already stopped people from selling the bugged crates.
your only choice is to open them, hang on to what you get, and sell it later.

nope nope nope, NOT GLITCHED.
you would waste your time selling them
and you would waste TONS of money opening them.
1-18 and 82 are glitched

>already stopped
source

this is why valve doesnt fucking like us anymore

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I've heard some people opening the glitched crates and somehow not getting unusuals.
or maybe 11 isn't actually glitched

Probably till morning in burgerland.

Which soon since it's like 5:30 am here.

if they're not glitched, why did the price skyrocket ?
also i got plenty of 82 too
it seems like im able to sell them fine user, are you sure ?

Even if the hats will be worthless, I’m still walking away with a TC

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An F for all the people that are working right now or sleeping and will not get to see the downfall of TF2's economy

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>cloud 9
i sleep

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newfag

>can't sell shit for 7 days because I wasn't using Valve's extra layer of retard protection before
Welp there goes the free money.

actually they are bugged, sorry.

>valve fucks up
>"wow we don't like you guys no more"
literally dsp tier

>burning flames team captain will crash in price
whoops

>downfall
We talking money wise or key metal wise? Because I kinda wanna sell these unusuals for some value to get something back.

pssh, why is burning tc the best? autism?

Thank god for my shitty staying up until 8 in the morning sleep schedule.

No that's just normal.

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual Team Captain
yes

>don't have TF2 installed
>it would take hours to download it
>the bug will most likely be fixed before the game finally downloads anyways
>my pc is a toaster so I probably won't even be able to run the game
>I don't even have enough fucking disk space to install this shit

well fuck me I guess

Just buy cheap unusuals from the marketplace dude

Do I sell keys ? Do I use them ?

use them, key prices aren't any more expensive.
use them on the glitched crates though.

IS 17 BUGGED?

>got all the unusuals I wanted
>but still no Kangaroo Wife
bros...

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key is 2 and crates are 3, are we sure the purples hats will sell for more than 5 once this shitshow's over ?

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You don't need the game installed to sell your crates. The value is already well past the peak though.

He has so much cash in his accounts he can pay for his 1000$ daily meals through interest alone.

>Not being a hoardfag

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depends on what you get, havn't seen any unusuals under $3 though

Someone gift me keys.

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Don't feel too bad user, I'll send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.

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But I don't have any crates. Not any worthy ones at least (just some that for for like $0.04).

how can we be sure that Valve won't revert those hats back to regular ones once they wake up ?

Because this is nu-valve, not old valve

82 is alright

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I was hoarding everything, but my inventory kept hitting the limit. Scrapping, backpack extenders, it kept hitting the limit. So I started gradually deleting new crates when needed, but that got annoying so I future proofed my inventory while waiting to respawn in VSH servers.

It fucking figures that as soon as I finally bite the bullet and delete my practically vintage crates they end up being worth real cash

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haven't touched this shitshow of a game in years. how do i even farm for crates? just play in servers like normal and wait for drops?

Man imagine if the opened crates had this chance as well

only those that dont drop anymore are glitched forget it

They deserve it desu senpai

based

they probably will, I don't doubt it. No idea how they will though.

Alaverga wey yo lo quiero.

Is it true that it will get rolled back ?

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I don't know you but this shitfest has made my day
It's just poetic justice, and I got some decent unusuals

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flip?

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Made $250 steambucks, very cool

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I hope they do just so it can be used against lootbox defenders in court. Sending the message that "the house always wins" makes it really hard to pretend this isn't just a convoluted slot machine

I have a copy of Portal and Half Life 2 (without episodes) sitting in my inventory. Does someone want to trade them for an engi unusual like a Guadalajara or Festivizer or whatever? I don't care about the effect
I don't want to spend more bucks on this

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tf2 is barely even a blip on valve's profit margarines

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>Patch game and fuck it up
>Trade ban people due to company fuck up
kek