TO ALL TF2 PLAYERS
Valve has fucked up big time and somehow increased the unusual drop rate on certain cases to 100%
Known cases are 1-8 and 82
Cheater's Lament 2 inbound!
TO ALL TF2 PLAYERS
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proof?
So I just opened one, how long until we get banned?
Our own /biz/ meltdown, great. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHA TRADERFAGS BTFO
STOCK CHADS ALWAYS WIN
Reported the bug
Gonna enjoy my free hat for doing so
Do you think Gabe is going to walk in and fix this at 2 am? It won't be fixed until morning and the intern that changed it so he could give an unusual to his girlfriend will be fired.
>certain cases
I haven't played this boring game in years. Is this some lootbox bullshit or are these cases free to open?
what cases
holy shit can actually confirm
>Cases
You mean crates?
Are they all the same effect?
>it's fucking real
good job, valve.
nope random
Theyll probably do a rollback.
And if not? Eh, who cares. Let pablosamchez2006 enjoy a fire hat for once in his fucking life, games 12 years old.
Hell my unusuals are more sentimental to me than anything, now I dont have to feel bad about not selling the fucking things.
nah first is dead prez 2nd is disco
OP here, sorry I meant crates not cases. Crates 1-8 (which are overpriced on the market) work as well as Crate #82 (at 3 cents)
nice, gonna get a bunch and sell them for $20 a piece before they rollback. brb
I had 6 of the crates and unboxed them all
cant wait to wake up to a fat ban tomorrow LMFAO
>3 cents
Its up to 5 dollars, cats outta the bag. Incoming rollback.
I feared this would happen.
THEY ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!
This the best way to kill TF2 and move on.
Collpse the economy. make people leave en mass. IT'S ACTUALLY OVER.
>everyone please reinstall my dead game called overbotch
based valve btfoing the paypiggies
IT DIDNT WORK FUCK YOU OP
>Collapse the economy
Even as someone with 5 legit unusuals, Im okay with this. Unusual and key hoarders are fucking cancerous and always have been. Let em fucking rot.
Honestly though this kinda shit will almost 100% get rolled back over the cross of a couple weeks. Almost the exact same thing happened with Payday 2 cases, and Valve refunded market sales, deleted items, and all that other shit over the course of a month or so.
Omg fellow neets, we can get a whole 4 dollars and 20 cents if we do this thing and risk getting banned LULZ
Imagine how much bbq sauce we can get with that to put on our tendies
Series one only crates for unusuals
Thank god I bought 3 series 82 crates at 3 cents each. I probably should've bought more though.
I would try it, but I'm too lazy.
EPIC WIN FOR US
sell that shit before the fatass gets hungry again
>start redownloading the game
>check crate prices
>cancel the download
I have a fuckton of old crates (including these old ones). Do these actually sell for 50+ bucks or is it just people posting up bullshit prices?
cool and epic
KEEP PUMPING THIS SHIT LADS, I WANT THIS ECONOMY DEAD
I refused to give my personal information to valve, so my collection is effectively static.
Either way, I cheer for you to kill the Jewconomy.
>yfw backpack.tf goes into suicide watch
if you could read you'd realize that only certain crates work
>valve fucks up their economy
>putting another bullet into TF2
How the fuck did they mess this up?
Wait, what crates? Munition series? Default supply crates? Can I do anything with these fuckin blue moon crates?
If you're asking then it's already too late. All crates are jacked up in price.
i hope this makes everyones inventory worthless. hatfags are cancer.
I have so many in my inventory, though. I've never sold any of my crates in all my years of playing.
TRADING DISABLED.
GABEN HAS AWOKEN
That's fucking amazing. Didn't the economy crashed twice already?
UNUSUALS ARE DEAD
TF2 DIED BECAUSE VALVE WAS TOO JEWISH TO MAKE A PROPER UPDATE
which crates work, is it just regular supply crates 1-8 + 82?
>economy
It's a fucking video game you degenerates.
The big one was the big bud crash. That shit was hilarious.
youtube.com
TF2 FUCKING DIED BECAUSE VALVE SIMPLY LET A BUG PASS HOLY SHIT
>I got 3 #82s that's been sitting in my inventory for god knows how long.
Should I buy some keys?
You underestimate the autism of people who take the TF2 and CSGO economies seriously
They play it like they're professionals handling business stocks
Apparently trading is down at the moment.
Something is happening, I wouldn't risk it now.
Bro you reall underestimate hoe much money you can make from games eith big trade markets. CSGO, Dota, alot of MMOs.
You can play your cards right in WoW and essentially never have to pay for a sub again., etc.
if you want an unusual for sure, dont expect to sell it because the prices are dropping big time
Might as well. Let us know what you get.
Any Burning Team captain?
so this is what it feels like to be in /biz/
So should I reinstall and open crates or just sell them?
Which ones do you need?
ROLLBACK CONFIRMED. HIDE YOUR SHIT FOLKS
ALL TRADING IS DOWN.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Sell the crates, unusuals are dangerous/hot goods. Crates are just sold to idiots with money.
>never clear my inventory out
>MFW
How about I just never play your dying dumb mmo
Hoe much time do you waste doing this shit haha
No
A true /biz/ moment would be you having a bunch of unusuals from trading and buying/selling and watching all the money you've invested sink down the drain in a single hour
>collapse the economy and make tradefags leave
Thank you, based Gaben.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based Gabe
>unusuals are dead
Finally.
5 unboxed so far go to firepowered
>Bro wtf its not an economy its a game
>Actually, many games can lead to lucrative real world capital because of an established player economy
>WELL WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS DUMB SO YEAH. #GOTEEEEEM
Kill yourself
if you actually pay for this kind of stuff you are a retard
so what crates are confiermed 100% unusuals? gotta sell them y'know?
If the economy of crates and shit is what kills your game it's not a good game. Most people don't play TF2 for only cosmetics
Is it still 1-8 and 82? I have alot of crates but I only had a single 82.
>have dozens of these fucking crates on my idle account
>no purchases within a year so can't sell on market
>had all my crates listed on the market for a couple cents
fuck
>You can play your cards right in WoW and essentially never have to pay for a sub again., etc.
Weew you can make so much money, almost as much as one hour of a minimum wage job IRL!!
OPEN ALL NOW NOW NOW IM SERIOUS
>pay 3 cents for a crate
>sell it for 5 bucks
>somehow i'm the retard
>Account locked for suspected fraudulent activities
WTF all I did was try to sell a case this shit is not my fault
>All-Class
Fuck yeah
I didn't get anything super fancy, but hey I got some guaranteed unusuals from crates I wouldn't of opened otherwise.
Sad
You boys ready to get trade banned?
>have 15-20 #1-8s
>cant sell on market without 15day wait
wat do
>Steam Support has flagged your account as potentially having been used for fraudulent activities. Please contact Steam Support so that we can assist you.
>Steam Support has flagged your account as potentially having been used for fraudulent activities. Please contact Steam Support so that we can assist you.
>Steam Support has flagged your account as potentially having been used for fraudulent activities. Please contact Steam Support so that we can assist you.
Post screencap. I wanna see.
PYROJOBBER ON SUICIDE WATCH
I just got flagged, fuck
OH FUCK
HOLY NIGGERS 4 IN A ROW
>just barely missed out on opening shit and getting banned
OH NO NO
>Valve starts trade and VAC banning people for simply using their market
I hope this slaughters the company
>check inventory after not playing TF2 in years
>a single #82 crate in there
Dare I?
based benny bought 50 82 crates
The butthurt this is causing to some anons in this very thread is delicious. Thank you based Gabe for this morning enjoyment
>just sold a crate on the market
oh fuck come on
you can't stick me with shit shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I MADE 17 DOLLARS
17 FUCKING DOLLARS
SELLING THE #83 CRATE
WHICH SUCKERS FELL FOR AND THOUGHT GAVE YOU UNUSUALS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Do it and become a part of this happening
I have one 83 and one 85. Damn things are already less than five bucks, unfortunately.
Open them those are series 1 unusuals
enjoy your ban
>Just unboxed 10 unusuals
gg volvo
The fallout among trading spergs is going to be amazing. Someone should record the panic in the unusual trade servers and argue with them to see how long until they ree
>flagged
fuck
You genius bastard
>valve hunting down people who sold crates
if we don't get a new Cheater's Lament wave here, it's never going to happen again
STOP DOING IT YOU RETARDS. MULTIPLE COUNTS OF BANS CONFIRMED. NOT WORTH LOSING YOUR ACCOUNT OVER 5 BUCKS
So crate sellers are getting flagged, what about the unboxers?
God damn it I just had to reinstall the steam app too
Alright lads I'm doing this.
Its just like in the real world retarded. If youre rich, even in a video game, you make your money work for you, not you work for your money.
I have 6 crates in the range 1-8
will report back when TF2 finishes downloading
I have no intention of trading these hats ever, just doing this for raffs
FUCK OFF RETARD THIS ISN'T OUR FAULT, WE'RE JUST USING VALVE'S AUTISM TO OUR ADVANTAGE
JILL I HOPE YOU GET FIRED FOR THIS YOU PONY FUCKING KEK
>getting in trouble for making 3 dollars on crate
>sold a killing floor 2 crate for $92 when they first came out to no issue
>literally just deleted all my crates yesterday
fuck
show whatya got
t.unusual hoarder
Why the fuck would they ban half of their userbase? To support the Epic Store takeover?
Me living in Belgium so I can't open crates + I keep all my crates in another account with a 1 day trade delay
Are unboxers getting the hook?
>use steam desktop authenticator
>saw people getting banned in between putting crate for sale and confirming
>canceled instead of confirmed
>sweaty as fuck
LET'S SEE HOW DEEP THE BANS GO, BOYS
Yeeeeah boii
valve cant take away shit just because you traded away items they broke
>people getting trade banned for taking advantage of valve fucking up
topkek
I HAD 20 #82 CRATES ON THE MARKET AND I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A THING
I SOLD THEM ALL FOR 1 CENT EACH I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 60 BUCKS OFF OF THIS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
He Unboxed?
>unboxed 20 unusuals that I got for maybe $20 before everyone learned about the bug
>not banned yet
CRASH IT
>deleted all my crates years ago
niggers
FULL LIST WHERE
is it all just ugly, gaudy looking effects like kill-a-watt and miami nights and shit instead of good looking ones? these effects literally dont compliment a single set
THEY CAN'T BAN ALL OF US BOYS, GOOOOOO
>*buys keys*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>*unlocks 42 unusuals in a row*
>Hat economy completely gone
>TF2 might finally recover to the good ol days
Post yfw
Thats a nice hat I must say
>nico avi
based
But is it worth the ban though
CRASHING THIS ECONOMY
WITH NO SURVIVORS
THREAD THEME: youtube.com
>sold everything TF2 like 4 years ago
>now this
Holy shit could have made so much money
There won't be one. There's thousands of people involved, which is 50% of the TF2 userbase.
so is it just those crates?
TF2 will never go back to the old days as long as matchmaking exists.
This should help, though.
>tfw can't even sell any of these because of trade restrictions
If I get banned for buying keys and getting shiny hats I'm gonna flip my shit.
here we go lads
WHICH ONES DO I UNBOX
PLEASE ANONS
This is now unofficially dubbed the Isreal Update or the "Merchant" Update
He sold his crate on the market?
Good luck user
it's their fault, you only get banned for using 3rd party programs
>got an unusual hong kong cone
Based
I'm more interested in how they're going to respond to this desu.
a few of mine are cloud 9 and hearts
just made 10 easy neetbux selling 3 crates
>banning starts
youtube.com
BUY LOW
SELL HIGH
MAGGOTS
1-8, 82
better start unboxing before Gabe's minions fix it
Bans are happening if you buy the hats from the market. Only bought two and got hit with a ban.
So are people actually getting banned over this shit?
enjoy ur trade ban
retard, unbox them then sell the unusuals you got for 5 times that after it gets fixed
HOW DO I CHECK IF I'M TRADE BANNED
CRATE 90 ALSO GIVES YOU AN UNUSUAL. I REPEAT. CRATE 90 GIVES UNUSUAL
>3 CENTS
3 CENTS
>3 CENTS
BUY THEM FUCKERS
>No 1-8 or 82-85s
Damn. Oh well. Also my bet is they are gonna make these high chance unusuals become untradeable. Thats what my gut says.
>YFW TRADEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT BEGINS
That’s a good one
>first tf2 update in 4 months
>add literally nothing but 1 more case
>somehow managed to fuck it up
Who the fuck is even in charge of TF2 anymore?
Probably a temp auto ban until they patch it to keep people from profiting off of it
So here is one
classic effects from the older crates?
Oh shit I have a 90#
ALL I HAVE IS 88'S
WHAT ABOUT 88
ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?
these are all 1-8
>tfw have two 82s but no money to buy keys
How's scrap.tf doing?
sell one and buy the other
jesus christ it's really over
Excellent fucking work, my man
you son of a bitch
THEY JUST UPDATED IT IS IT STILL BROKEN?
He's lying.
They disabled unusual banking
Meant 87's, whoops.
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
fuck you, you son of a bitch
>got a winger
you nigger
ITS UPDATED AND BAN WAVE INCOMING
ew
>opened all my old crates
>only got shitty hats with shitty effects
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I JUST SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MFW I have some legitimate Unsuals and am happy this is happening
Let the Jewconomy burn.
Unbox everything you can so it can't recover.
Someone confirm
not true, unboxed a strange winger
If I get a ban, then fuck it
Oh shit I have an 82, it's posting for about 5 right now
Should I sell it or open it?
I found more 1-8 crates
Shut down all unusual trading. People can't cash out now
GET BAITED
Wew
you would've been banned if you tried to sell, not sure if just unboxing is safe though
Maybe he got an honest unusual
Dumb anime poster
trying a #9 after this one
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
Some people are getting banned for selling crates
#47 WORKS
LMAO
Mr. Newell? It's the Team Fortress 2 market, sir. It's...it's crashed.
...Yes, sir. No, Mr. Newell, I understand. I won't let it happen again, Mr. Newell. I'm sorry, I don't believe I heard you correctly. You want me to do what, exactly? Mr. Newell, we can't. That's madness.
Very well, Mr. Newell. I'm shutting this entire operation down.
>when you don't answer the call
DOES 77, 84 AND EVERYTHING POST 90 WORK
#9 works. i only have one more crate on me, a #32, then im done.
HAH
POST YOUR SCREAMS
THE MARKET IS DEAD
Valve doing everything they can to crash the game.
THE GUY WHO GOT HIMSELF BANNED FORESAW THIS DAY
HE IS A TRUE PROPHET
LET IT ALL BURN
Can confirm. Cloud 9 TC.
i cant wait to tell my friend he possibly missed out on a free 40 bucks since he sold a bunch of his crates recently just to make a few cents to buy crappy emotes for steam
ROW ROW BUY LOWA!
ROW ROW SELL HIGHA!
I just unboxed 6k worth of hats.
Thanks OP, I've been playing since Mann-Conomy and always wanted to unbox an unusual. It was a fun novelty
OH NO NO NO
ITS OVER
WE GOT TOO COCKY
uh oh
>had long time buy order for an unusual for $2.00
>it gets fulfilled
>see this thread
kek imagine people actually unboxing unsuals naturally from non bugged cases and saying that it works, they will never know
LOOOOOL
>Don't have any of the bugged crates
>Either going to get a free unusual as compensation or at least get to watch tradeniggers burn alive
#90 and above still work as intended, everything below should be free money.
does this count?
The market window should tell you. If there's a big fat red box saying that you can't use it, then you're banned.
FUCK THE MARKET
Imagine being Valve, the creators of Team Fortress 2, a game you have neglected for years despite a loyal player base.
Imagine rubbing your hands together and declaring "I'm going to milk more money out of these hopeless, beta-orbiting rubes by putting some community-made garbage into a crate, then selling it for $2.50"
Imagine doing this and, unknowingly, bugging a certain other, unrelated $2.50 lootbox so it awards $40 in prizes every single time, guaranteeing a profit.
Imagine running an equally as yiddish store front, which allows people to instantly cash out on these prizes, accruing huge piles of money... or if they care to spend a few extra seconds, selling it off your marketplace for real world cash
Imagine setting up a deliberate, lazy scam only for it to completely erode, decimate, dilapidate and crush the pretend economy you've been grooming your playerbase to partake in for over a decade
Imagine doing all this while a competitor directly threatens your share in the market, buying developers from under you, further undermining any value your storefront may have once possessed
Imagine being Valve right now
I HAVE ONE (1) CRATE
SHOULD I UNBOX, SELL, OR HOLD
WHAT OPTIONS WILL BAN ME
I DON'T INTEND TO USE ANY UNUSUAL I OPEN
I sold it, fuck post-hats update tf2
Cant use market cause not valid credit card :/
and final pic of all the ones I just got, sorted by date.
it's a first person shooter why you even care about the hat your character wears
does 84 work? because it didnt sell high like the rest did
47
87 does not work.
let me hold that brain slug user
Only 1-18 works then 82/83 only
Imagine not using reddit spacing, faggot
Sell will ban you
At best unbox will jew you and you get a shitty item instead once it's fixed
Hold does nothing.
hope its a yamaka you jew
using the market is instaflagging atm
what about 81? i don't have 82
can someone check if any of these work? prices are still pretty low
Karma is cockpunching Valve like a fetish video
absolutely based, i didnt want to buy keys so i just sold my crates like a good goy
Can someone confirm? I'll start buying if true.
need a new thread theme boys
>made almost $200 selling junker crates I've had in my inventory for years
Today is a good day.
>exhentai shutting down
>now this
is the world starting to end?
THAT DOESN'T HELP BUT THANK YOU
I MEANT ONE AS IN QUANTITY, NOT NUMBER
OKAY THANKS I WON'T SELL ANYTHING THEN
It works trust me (;
What if it not a big in tf2 but a big in reality and everyone just got their luck maxed out but only for tf2
it is pretty neat
>user I'm not gonna play TF2, that game is old, overwatch is better
Has Overwatch ever given you straight up profit for playing?
I don't think so
i unironically want this one
47's work
No they dont work dont even try
Wait, guys. TF2 more or less kickstarted microtransactions in the mainstream market.
What if this shitfest kills them?
What if this absolute disaster finally starts waking the whales up and making them realize how worthless it all is?
purple energy has always been my fave
>You boys ready to get trade banned?
Not happening. They're just gonna fix the drop rate again and the unusuals on the market will crash price-wise.
Nothing ever happened to the painted cow-manglers, why would something happen now?
The 9/11 of TF2
If not the end, it's one hell of a day.
>had a lot 1-15/82-86 crates
>sold them for cents year ago
>tf2 right now
Will unboxing flag me?
Pretty sure I've got a couple #82 crates lying about.
gib a funny hat pls
this is the largest scale economy bug of all time
>mfw the only unusual i own is a halloween one that is in no way affected by this
considering they get share of every item sold on the market... I don't think they care
its dumb, I can appreciate that
>tf2 popularizing lootbox faggotry in gaming
>tf2 saving gaming from it
kino
I just turned 3 cents into $400
>I can finally wear my favorite unusual without seeming like an attention whore
Gud stuff
does 84 work? I got a fuck ton of those
I once thought I would never ever get an unusual.
Now I can sleep soundly knowing I'll soon be able to buy all I want for cents.
>banned
>over this
I'd like to see them try
>whales stopping and putting an end to their addiction
>ever
THEY CAN'T BAN ALL OF US FAGGOT FUCKING DO IT
How many fucking happenings from this week? holy shit
>Hauer dead
>sadpanda down
>Mueller report
>Kyoani fire
I know that feel
>and when everyone's got an unusual
>none of them will be
Yeah I reread your comment because I read it wrong the first time. My bad. Yeah go ahead and get trade banned lmao
LET'S 51 THIS BITCH
I have 21 crates in the 82 - 90 range.
Who do I sell it to and how?
...
RISK IT FAGGOT
I figure as long as you dont try to sell until the dust settles you're fine. they will probably just make all these untradable.
I hope the next HAPPENING is SEGA suddenly turning god-tier again.
i only wear christmas themed stuff so it still looks cool.
uhh, what? i was just saying no other bug has been on this level. not even the original dupe bug.
>all these retards risking themselves getting banned over small profits
>not just waiting until the market completely crashes then buy literally all unusual hats for 2 dollars with no ban issues
This is fucking hysterical
Unbox one for me bros
How would this kill it? The communitys stagnate already and this only effects like 10 crates.
>HORY SHET THESE SUPER SPECIAL PIXELS ARE SUPER SPECIAL COME BUY SHIT GOYS
fucking retards.
>had a pair of 82s
>made $10 off two old shitty crates that would have been worth 1 cent
neat
Sell them and you instantly get banned from trading.
Unbox 1 and see what happens.
What's next holy shit!!!!
Click on them, sell in the community market, it'll tell you at what price they're selling. Slightly lowball your offer by a few cents to get them to sell immediately.
Fuck valve.
The original comment was about trading when I thought it was referring to VAC bans. Ignore me, I suck dick.
That's market manipulation, selling unusuals for cheap is a flag for fraudulence
SOMEONE CALL THE MODS AND HAVE THEM STICKY THIS
DON'T SELL THEM, YOU GET TRADEBANNED
UNCRATE AS MANY AS YOU CAN AFFORD TO HELP CRASH THE MARKET
Fuck guys I'm on my phone and I've got a few #82's I want to open
What do I do?
willing to trade boxtrot taunt if you have one of the bugged ones
Do 47's actually work?
>Gabe doesn't force a rollback
>Unusuals go up in flames
>2 days later
>Ones that would be rare and worth hundreds of keys are sold for mere cents
>TF2 team gives up on trying to vacuum shekels out of the community with crates and actually focuses on making real game updates
>Everyone gets to look cool in unusuals and the game actually gets updates
oh my god
send me your login I'll help you bro
>not having 2fa
you deserve it
honestly if they let us trade these but not sell i'd be glad to give it to you. if you're willing to post steam ID and some proof you have christmas shit (so that i know its not another user) i'll trade you it later
I have a single #83, will it work? Haven't even played in years.
i wonder if this is the work of a disgruntled tf2 dev
Make no mistake this is going to kill TF2 so enjoy it while it lasts
Reminder to ignore these autists screaming shit about tradebanning. They're seething unusual horders.
No evidence has been posted about these guys getting tradebanned.
i made 82 bucks before they got me. only sold 4 crates
I HAVE ONE BUT MY GAME ISNT INSTALLED FUCK FUCK FUCK
BRUH
Yes
YOU FUCKING FOOLS, THIS IS ONLY GOING TO MAKE THE UNAFFECTED UNUSUALS WORTH MORE
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THE ECONOMY MORE CANCEROUS
>not unboxing a few as souvenirs of TF2's economy death
24-33 work?
Shit, it's just a bunch of random crates #75 through #91; no #82
R.I.P me
>tf2 dev
aren't there only like 2 people working on the game at this point?
Thanks bros
I won't get in trouble for buying a crate, will I?
The double whammy of this crash and Artifact flopping might get Valve to finally wake up
>None of the crates I have work
>My little bro got one though
He got a nice effect so hes happy. Damn wish I had one but all mine are in the 50s and 90s. Oh well.
>check old account
>have a fuck ton of crates from series 24-51
Well, fuck.
probably. i just don't see how something like this happens on accident.
As an aesthetic fag I would be 100% ok with this.
>tfw had these crates sitting in my inv for ages
>shit hit the fans
>spend 20 dollars and get all these bad boys
Fucking rip valve. I think the disco beat down medic hat is the best one I got. Then again the robo hat is all class.
what is series 1-8? the original #8?
>check my inventory on my phone
>pic related
oh fuck
>have crate 82
>don't want to spend like 2.50 to buy key
sad days
The real big brain move is to sell the crates.
Do #90 crates count?
IT'S OVER
YOU MISS OUT FOREVER NOW
DO 47s WORK PLEASE TELL ME
I don't give a fuck about the economy
You think I really give a fuck about how much they were worth yesterday?
WHAT NUMBERS RETARD
who cares? The unusual market was just 10 spergs trading among one another anyway. Now it'll be spergs trading among one another.
I was with you up until "look cool in unusuals"
A new burning TC has been unboxed this is not a drill
Even the crates are selling good right now
Tfw you get $100 free steam bux
Worthless. You might fool some idiots tho and make a quick buck
House always wins
>Remember that i have some spare 82s
>Get Cloud Nine Hermes
>Aces High Plat. Pickelhaube
>And Kill-A-Watt Engie's Cap
Thanks for the free stuff, Gabe!
GO FOR IT BEFORE YOUR TIME RUNS OUT!!!!!!!!
same lad
Will I get banned if I buy a hat on the market? I dont care for them but my friend is a poorfag and his birthday is comming slowly so it would be a nice gift I guess
You forgot Dota autochess dying as well.
DO I SELL NOW OR WAIT AAAAA
No they do not
You might
like half of them are 82-84
booting up my computer now
my first unusual after 7 years
thanks fags
You'll probably get trade banned so it's worthless to even have the hat.
Safest bet is unboxing.
>70k players
don't think so
HELL YEAH
C9 PILLAR OF HATS
i have 5 crates #82
:)
Ugh... Heavy.. Feel funny....
>tfw all your crates just barely miss the confirmed crates
Sell now.
This is fucking historic
Really?
Not worth trying to post them up. They want me to buy something to list them, and I really can't be bothered if it isn't a quick pay day.
>tf2 updating
is it over? am I too late? I just want to launch it fuck
>like half of them
if you arent unboxing all of them im willing to rade for a few
Anybody thinking you will get banned for buying a hat or opening a crate is a god damn moron. There is nothing wrong with buying a case with unusuals or a cheap hat on the market. Valve is at fault, not us. Some random stranger who stumbled upon this by accident isn't going to get banned. It'll get fixed, and that will be that.
i didnt get anything from this, besides lots of happiness that i can spend time with my bros on Yea Forums again :)
I hope this means i can buy cheap unusual afterwards.
You have to buy both the case and key.
YEAH!!!
game is updating
>game is updating
game is updating
>game is updating
game is updating
>game is updating
What should I do with all this money, guys?
nice
Does crate 83 unbox work?
>PC is already disassembled in the closet
>New laptop doesn't get here till next week
GOD
D A M M I T
Well nevermind in that case. dont have any boxes or such right now, might aswell wait like a week or so
fuck you nigger i've never owned an unusual before, i'm fucking going for it
>TF2 Unusual Economy
youtu.be
WHAT ABOUT 85? it is more expensive than 83 now!
Are summer crates fucked too, or did I just get genuinely lucky?
cool
imma sell me crates since i dont play tf2 anymore
There's no way Valve would permaban everyone who's taking advantage of the bug. What's way more likely to happen is a rollback of unusuals that have been opened within the past few hours or so. Valve could possibly undue and delete all these new unusuals but I'm expecting them to make all these new unusuals untradeable.
>was at work and missed this shit
>game updating
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
This is just the communist system at work
/BIZ/ HERE
BUY NOW
SALE LATER
same here. im assuming it's temporary while they fix shit but if not, i had a good run.
Nice fucking hat lad
buy shittone of cheapest mp game and post the keys all over v
NOICE
Yes
What effect did you get on the tosslecap?
>negative growth
It will be as dead as artifart in a year.
DID THE PATCH IT THE GAME IS UPDATING FUCK
less lootboxes? how is that a bad thing?
This bassicly most probbable outcome is valve apologizes and makes all unboxed unusuals untradeable.
Enjoy your perma trade ban
but what about muh money
TRADEFAGS ANNIHILATED
You might actually be lucky.
list of confirmed crates? do munitions crates work?
They patched it. Confirmed on steam page
you are retarded
dont sell TOO many crates. i got flagged after the 80 dollar mark
I was on the server it was unboxed on
okay
steamcommunity.com
it wouldnt be very nice to just be given it though, we can work out a trade later
I have 3 84s and 1 85
Is that worth anything?
Find a bot trading crates away
Open crates with marketplace keys
Make bank
I BOOTED UP MY COMPUTER TO UNCRATE AND THEY ALREADY PATCHED IT
FUUUUUUUUCK
God fucking damn, everything is either kill a wat or miami nights.
sure shill
1-18
82,83
>transfrerred my crates to a second account because i didn't like them taking up space
>second account has 3 crates 82 but i can't trade with it due to 1 year meme rule
Well, have fun guys because i cucked myself out of it somehow
>Updating
FUCKING BULLSHIT
I DIDN'T GET TO OPEN A CRATW IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING
>tfw I had a single 82 crate on my inventory
I sold the sucker. I'm happy I made some quick cash with trash
Is it patched serverside, or can I unbox if my game's already running?
It's okay lads the economy just tanked regardless
GET FUCKED
I got an unusual disco team captain lol
I’m fucking riiich
GUYS I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR BULLSHIT IM USING MY FUCKING PHONE FOR PUTTING UP MY MARKET LISTINGS
#17 FUCKING WORKS LADS
Real talk. How much of a damage did this bug do to the economy? it was already in shambles when the key prices dropped
>unboxed a hat worth like $900
The patch feels like when your dad comes home and you got suspended from school and your mom starts telling him all of the things you fucked up at
Screencap pls
Who else not one single unusual ever here?
it's fucking dead
>Have 2 92s
>No 82
The worst thing is, i was playing during the first box update and must have had 20-30 boxes in the 1-8 range back in the day.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nice pyro
IT STILL FUCKING WORKS THE UPDATE DID JACKSHIT
More importantly, how much money do you think valve made from key sales?
DOES CRATE 85 DO ANYTHING?
IT'S APPARENTLY WORTH 5.00 IN MY INVENTORY
>that loadout
whats it like being a textbook case of a fucking retard?
wait lads how do I get these drops? Just go to an idle server?
me. im glad i made money from crates. my only hope is im allowed to spend it. valve pls unban
same bro, happening is worth way more
How does the TF2 economy even work?
I unboxed only one unusual from a robocrate, it feels special to me so I've vowed never to buy more of them
Welcome to the Great Recession nigga!!!!
Confirm the listings on your phone dude
holy shit
Considering it lasted less than a day, it will do some considerable damage, but it might recover.
85s WORK I REPEAT 85s WORK
I have 7 92s.
Are they important or something?
Well if it's already patched, then it did a solid dent for a few hours and that's it. Everything will go back to normal. Unusuals will go back up, but I bet crates will stay stagnant for the rest of the day until people figure out it's been fixed... if it really has been fixed.
Like communism
i did it's still putting the listing on hold
>havent played in months
>this shit happens
>had a crate 82 and a key for god knows how long
The wonders of saving my friends
>you lived to see half life 3 end
>you lived to see TF2 die
>you lived to see unusuals be worth less THAN FUCKING CRATES
what's in it for me now, lads? should i just end it?
>had a bunch of those crates in my inventory
>didn't play tf2 in years
>$80 free steam bucks
Thanks user for making this thread
>he didn't invest in australiums
NICE PARTICLE EFFECTS RETARD
83 DID NOT WORK
>Only unboxed one unusal worth over $100
>The rest are all around $25
Thanks Valve
10k unusuals were unboxed tho.
TF2 is fucking dead LMAO
the solution is to make something even cooler than unusuals
ugly, gaudy shit
It's crashing hard. All these hats being unboxed are going to be worthless soon. I wonder what happens to those who actually managed to sell and make money. Just one giant rollback? Let's see how valve handles this massive failure.
LET'S SEE THEM BIG TRADERS SEETHE LADS
CRASHING THE ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS
DOES IT STILL WORK?
this is the demo unusual
>kinda wanna sell the two 85s I have for $10
>don't want to get trade banned from volvo
MODS PLAY THIS ITT
youtube.com
VINTAGE CHADS WW@
itll most likely only be temp
I HAVE THE LAST KEY BUT NO 82
TELL ME THE OTHER BROKEN CRATES NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
YOLO
and the spy one
why else would you use cosmetics in this game?
Only one decent hat, but mediocre effect.
Dude just open them and enjoy the hats
>shills
Thanks valve, fuck you for not updating your game
this is too big for them to do a mass tradeban
selling crates won't get you in trouble. opening them and selling the hats will
>yrw this was the TF team's idea to get valve to notice TF2
ARE 43, 44, 49 AND 56 WORTH ANYTHING?
HELP
HEEEEEEELP
>threw cash into steam wallet via paypal
>lose market access for no reason
god damn it
>mfw I'm still f2p
>didn't buy it
atleast I ain't tradefags
you hope, but i ain't risking that shit
Same for me, it's just second wave of bitcoin boom shit when almost everyone had some coins, but lost it in time, like tears in rain.
DOES IT STILL WORK?
keys are used as a currency to buy other items because they have value (metal gets its value from being able to buy keys) keys get their value from the potential to be used to gamble for an unusual, without that purpose theyre fucked but probably wont crash entirely
What If I just want to buy a hat I want for 4 bucks insted of opening?
>All this unusual shit
Fuck that, I'll always be proud of my Service Medal!
I thought this was a development only in the past hour.
Yeah, it will definitely crash this shit with no survivors.
Did the update fix it?
NEW THREAD NOW
>sell my crates
>buy myself some dota 2 cache sets
awwwwww yis
fucking kek people are selling crates for like 30 bucks on the market
Im calling it
Someone in this thread will get a burning tc
DOES IT WORK GOD DAMN IT!???!!
just 82 brother
it's over
post your most glorious tf2 pics. it's time to pack it up
An user of true taste and respect.
There's only like 5 unusual effects dropping and they're all shit tier. I wouldn't be surprised if Valve did this on purpose so they silently drop TF2 support while making a shitload of money.
1-15, 85
can i get an f for tf2?
Just got an unus brotherhood of arms from 82 like 1 min ago, after patch
>tfw got a hat I actually like
nice dude
is it patched already
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
Nah the only effects you can seem to get are terror watt, kill a watt, cloud 9, aces high, disco, miami nights, and that’s it I think
82 just gave me strange GRU kit, but 18 gave me an unus hat
I just opened four and got four shitty unusuals
was good fun though
>like tears in rain
Dude...fuck
i sold 4 crates and got volvo'd. came out with 82.47
WHY AM I JUST DOOMED TO MISS ALL THE FUN STUFF GOD DAMN IT WHY DOES GOD HATE ME???
are these crates worth anything?
41 44 57
IS IT FIXED OR NAH
>
While those are the most common, the other effects like green confetti, cloud 9 and ive even seen a plasma drop.
>got a crate 82 from a friend
>bought a key through the market and not Valve directly
>opened the crate, sold the hat for almost three times as much
>no tradeban/penalties
i think its fixed for the munitions series, could be wrong
Raid this faggot's thread
yes
I’m
Fucking
RICH
>tried 87s, didnt work
>tried winter 2017s, didnt work
go on without me brehs
>85
Thanks bro!
>not just a trade ban but an actual BAN ban
holy shit, they won't even let you use old cd keys
Glad he got a sticky.
>selling an item gets you trade banned
I'd love to see the response valve has to this shit
unusuals are worth less than keys
FUCK YOU NIGGERS, I OPENED A CRATE AND GOD A CHOCOLATE BAR!
what effect is the tc?
Got a circling TF logo and a purple confetti
>84 doesnt work
FUCKING WHY
ill have to find out in the morning. too late to keep playing valve's game
Disco Beat Down
unusuals are gaudy as fuck too
Using his quotes is best way to respect his legacy.
For me, at least.
>unusual Team Captain
Nice
What's the effect?
>Market place just fucking inploded
At leat i got my inu
still pretty fucking sweet desu
>didn't even read the OP
You deserved it desu senpai
WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE BEEN FOR WEAPONS AND NOT SHITTY OLD HATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want to die, and it's all my fault, my last key too.
unless you unbox older boxes.
CAN CONFIRM CRATE 82 WORKS
WHAT OTHERS WORK/DON'T?
REPORT IN ANONS!
Goes real nice with my heavy set
it was patched 15 minutes ago you dummies
I did 82 and 85 and both worked. People are saying 1-15 are but I havent confirmed those.
>Not tradable until August 10
Anything between 44 and 104 worth anything? I already unboxed my 82
Doesn't mean shit if you can still sell crates for $5. I'll consider this shit over when the actual market won't let you sell crates for stupid prices
Fuck you
I'm laughing so fucking hard thank you for this thread
17 works
>got a previously $300 hat from this
Good shit
I got an unusual from a 82 about 5 minutes ago though.
>1-15
those were ground zero
18 works
Winter 2017 does NOT work
SELL HATS OR OPEN CRATES?
sell hats. if you open crates, you can't trade your earnings for like a week
sell crates, they're going for like 3-10 dollars while unusuals are less than a key
then buy the unusuals you actually want if you want to
Unbox. You could still get a rare unusual with a high tier effect.
can confirm, 18 DOES work
OPEN CRATES IF YOU HAVE THE EARLY CRATES, YOU MIGHT GET ONE OF THE BIG DICK HATES LIKE BURNING TC
IF ALL YOU HAVE IS CRATE #82 THEN SELL THAT SHIT
Open don't sell
I've 82 and 83 should I unbox?
>tfw market lock from resetting steam guard
I DUB THIS EVENT THE UNUSUAL HEIST OF SUMMER '19
yup
Sell
apology for poor english
where were you when tf2 economy dies?
i was on Yea Forums posting in quote thread when sticky
"unusual is cheap"
"cool"
NO, SELL
ONLY UNBOX IF YOU HAVE A CRATE THAT COULD GIVE A TEAM CAPTAIN, CRASH THE VALUE OF THAT SHIT IF POSSIBLE
I have 4 82 crates. Should I open more?
84 DOES NOT WORK
Open 82, buy keys from mann co, do not touch steam market
join the club
>be tf2 oldfag
>haven't played game in like 4 years
>had a stockpile of 1s, 7s, and 8s
>see this thread
>mfw
thank you laddies, even if it gets rolled back this was a treat.
Make new bread
lmao get fucked valve
can confirm, had #8 & 9
Does anything in the 60s or 71 or 92 work?
>do not touch steam market
stop this meme
I've sold like $50 of crates and nothing happened
85 DOES WORK
Although its a robo unusual.
Whats that crones dome effect boyo? I'll take it off your hands if you dont play anymore :o)
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
THE END IS HERE, ALL IS LOST
TF2 IS DEAD, ITS OVER
>Not the Great hat Recession
Purple Energy
Do it.
83 is working?
>one week ago over a hundred bucks
>now this
This shit is just too fucking good.
Why tf do i keep getting pyro shit
DEAD?! NIGGA THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND IS STARTING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
I have 5 crates and I'm about to open them. Wish me luck bros
just purchased a unusual firewall helmet for 7$ so i can finish my firefighter pyro loadout. thanks market crash
looks like it's patched now
82 and 85 are good.
84 is not.
How long til this gets patched?
I love you guys so much.
$300
or at least it was...
I was lucky enough to be awake when I stumbled upon this major glitch, and I unboxed 8 unusuals afterwards. Even though this sounds great and all, the best option would be to delete them. We’re only hurting the economy and all of those unusuals you have just unboxed will be worthless either way. I’ve just deleted all 8 of those unusuals, and I advise you the same. Please don’t let the TF2 economy die.
I have some shitty crates
I might as well open them I guess
lol
61 WORKS
61 WORKS
61 WORKS
Mate.
Fuck off.
Happy with 3-4 of the hats I got, thanks bros. Also, I got 3 of one hat somehow
epic
>Please don’t let the TF2 economy die.
>keys are 54 ref
...dude I want to see this whole thing come burning down
Let hats be the life and death of TF2!
It's Valves fault the glitch exists, not ours so it their problem. Besides, this is getting back at them for not update for nearly 2 years
This is a reddit post, innit?
eww fuck off fags.
WHICH ARE EXPLOITABLE, BOYS
>friend has a lot of 82-83 crates
>he's asleep
>probably be patched before he wakes up
simbly ebin
83s and 90s
I haven't been following the community for years. They still cost around 2 dollars on the market so it's ref that dived in value?
Why?
read the thread you retard.
ring him.
Try 83, 82 and 85 work so they may be rigged
don't listen to this quadruple nigger, #83 does NOT work. dunno about 90
1-15, 82, 85
made a cool $18.50 off my old crates. probably could have gotten more if I had sold them at optimal times, but that's the way the game goes. better than the roughly $0.10 I would have gotten for them otherwise, and better than risking some kind of account punishment from opening them.
18 as well, just got an unusual out of one
83s can still be exploited for money on the market, dipshit. they're $2 - $3
>and better than risking some kind of account punishment from opening them.
That isn't going to happen and anyone claiming it will is a retard.
that's not what he asked faggot
I'm wondering how many people are getting legit unusuals and not even knowing
youtube.com
OFFICIAL THEME OF THIS THREAD
>"WHICH ARE EXPLOITABLE"
>tells which he can exploit for money
>"that's not what he asked"
just wow
Wtf, it's sadpanda thread theme
SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU FAGS