Baldur's Gate Thread

best dark elf coming through,what's with the absurd amount of gold to go save Imoen?

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Finding the location of a secret prison that houses magical deviants isn't cheap.

Beamdog is a guilty of a number of different crimes. Here are the major ones.

1. The Enhanced Editions are essentially a collection of free mods that had existed for nearly twenty years. Beamdog gathered them all up, slapped "Enhanced Edition" on it and resold it as a new product. There's very very little in the Enhanced Editions that wasn't already out there, and most of it is stuff you don't want (like obnoxious character outlines).

2. The games didn't sell so well and the originals were still far outselling them, even twenty years after their release, so Beamdog had EVERY digital distributor stop selling the originals and ONLY sell the Enhanced Edition. If you want to buy a digital copy of the originals now, they're "bundled" into the Enhanced Edition. Now these scumbags can claim sales from people just wanting to buy the originals as their own.

3. The infamous 600+ bugs on launch. The game is still riddled with bugs (as even a perfunctory glance over their forums show) but the fact that it took nearly two years for them to get a game that had been working fine for 20 years to reach playability after launch is telling of their wild incompetence.

4. This is where we get to the ones that really piss people off. Beamdog couldn't just remaster the game, they had to fuck with the content too. New dialogue for existing NPCs like Jaheira, Viconia, Safana, Kivan, et cetera was written in to make the characters more progressive and leftist friendly. Beamdog shills will argue that "adding content isn't changing content XDDD" but it is when the new content changes the core personalities of the existing characters. This is in addition to adding a slew of their own LGBT (hitherto there were none in Baldur's Gate) NPCs, all flooded with OP attributes and magic items to encourage people to play them despite their cancer.

5. Siege of motherfucking Dragonspear.

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Jaheira IS a CUTE wife user! She IS a CUTE mommy wife AND Charname IS superior TO Khalid it IS good! Give ME mommy wife! Give ME Jaheira wife!

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>Aerie
>Attacks
Nigga you serious?

>absurd
20k is fucking nothing

Not sure which mod did this, but now the Friendly Arm Inn has a fuck ton of NPCs and there's a dwarf in the corner who can craft and combine items together making them OP as fuck

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Based user. Doing gods work. Never fail.

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Do you install mod blindly?

>what's with the absurd amount of gold to go save Imoen?
"go questing lol"

Checked documentation, it's Dark Side of the Sword Coast
>level 3 with 22 STR
kinda cheesy but whatever

What kind of woman goes to cheat on her still warm husband corpse with the first man they find?

The best kind

>Dump your stuttering hubby who's DEAD for the son of a GOD
It's called trading up. Like way up

Jaheira WAS a FRUSTRATED mommy wife user! She WAS an UNSATISFIED mommy wife! She DOES crave STRONG young man WITH virility AND endurance user! She DID think OF Charname IN Baldur's Gate WHEN she WAS bored UNDER premature Khalid! She is NOT bored IN Baldur's Gate 2 BECAUSE she IS with Charname user she DOES prefer YOUNG man WITH larger qualities! (She does! She does!)

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It's not cheating when the husband is dead. Also people finding new spouses after the current one dies isn't as uncommon as you think

Yeah most mods for these games aren't balanced at all. They either give you op items or make you fight op opponents, usually both

>wants my tiny halfling dick not even after a week of grieving
She's whore and that's why we love her

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She only romances humans, elves or half elves. Aerie is the one who accepts halflings, unless you mod it of course

>he has trouble getting the gold
Maybe you should go play a more zoomer friendly "RPG", like D:OS2.

Humans, half-elves and halflings were the races that could romance any of the girls. Viconia wouldn't romance full elves but was the only girl who'd go for a half-orc. Aerie would romance gnomes (because her foster father was one yuck) and elves. Jaheira would fuck elves. Dwarves were left out in the cold entirely.

Every single elven hoe wants halfling SS. Every. Single. One.

>implying

user I just finished BG I & barely broke 1k towards the end

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contain your fucking autism

off yourself

No!

>half-orcs

you can make those in II?

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Just report the faggot so he's banned again

Yes

MAZZY A BEST GIRL YOU PLEBS

I am looking to play Baldurs gate 1 and 2 for the first time soon. Any tips bros?

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>what's with the absurd amount of gold to go save Imoen?

Gives a reason for a party of level 10 characters to run around doing fetch quests.

>that phone

>those speakers

>that OS

You I like you

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post yfw you buy the console ports later this year and enjoy them.

>Crying about Jaheira being a nagging wife
If Khalid wasn't such a passive bitch she would have been fine lol. Not that beamdog gave a fuck outside of muh outrage.

Truth.

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>the romance mod will take forever and will probably be shit

at least we *might* be able to change the art & play locally right?

never forgetti!

Guys its almost 2020. When we will get an SJW tv show based on Baldur Gate or Planescape Torment?

That is still in works? I think when BG2 EE came out I checked if a Mazzy romance mod existed and there was one wip. Is it the same?

based

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Is any of this shit worth it? Or is this just the "Dude Planescape lmao" shop? Still on chapter 2.

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Dak'kon Zerth blade is pretty good for f/ms but falls after a while since it doesn't have an upgrade
Vhailor's Helm is really good for anyone who can wear it

Also if that is the vendor that sells Shield of Balduran, I suggest buying it before chapter 4

Neera best girl

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>giving a fuck about money in BG2

>10 or so years ago
>playing Big Picture or whatever it was called
>finish BG1, carry over to BG2 as if it were one big time
>Get to Athkatla
>later on I keep dying no matter what I do
>reload earlier save
>happens again, no apparent reason
>turns out I forgot to finish Lothander's quest in Baldur's Gate to cure the poison
fucking hell I'm still mad
I spent a good 2 hours learning how to modify quest flags with shadowkeeper to fix it

ignore Yea Forums, play EE but pirate it. Berserker is a good beginner class. Bows kick ass in BG1 but drop off in BG2.

Its like 3 dollars on sale??

Play a sorcerer, look up a recommended spell list and recruit Edwin. Sorcerers are strong as fuck in both BG1 and BG2.
READ THE SPELLS

You could also go melee, Fighter/Mage is the usual recommended class for that but they only begin to shine in BG2.
Fighter 3 dualclassed into cleric is also one of my favorite builds for low level 2e. You get a good chunk of HP and weapon grandmastery from those fighters levels and lose maybe 1 of cleric. But if you're planning of sticking to this character all throught bg1 and bg2 you shouldgo dwarf and multiclass instead

>beamnigger OC
fuck off

Noted. Thanks anons.

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Literally how ?

>that one house in BG full of rabid chickens
what the fuck was that even about

Can't wait to play it during this winter

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Doesn't she sell vecna's robe? How is that not worth it?

>Save Imoen
Why? I left her dead outside of andlekeep in my solo run.
Also reminder that if you play EE of Baldur's Gate 1 or 2 then you must KYS.

I'm getting to the end of my BG1 playthrough. I've got a pretty routine ...routine now, to fill out my party, gear up, and head into the later chapters.

Never managed such a thing with 2 though, and I'm pretty sure I haven't even seen 90% of the game, despite beating Irenicus years ago. At least I hope I haven't. Game felt short as fuck back then.

Where can I see a good, semi-completionist run of BG2, maybe with some earlygame strat(s), like using Korax in Mutamin's Garden to hit Lv4 immediately after the prologue in BG1?

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>I was too stupid to find a torrent of the original releases and couldn't find mods and fixes either
good to know

>not having to play on my desktop
I can't wait.

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you have not beaten bg2

>she

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Vhailor's helm can be a free simulacrum for for warrior classes or multi-classes like Aerie.

>not putting Vecna's robe and amulet of power of your sorcerer so you can cast 30+ spells when you have improved alacrity and time stop

>absurd amount of gold
It's a mechanic to justify why you're fucking around exploring the world on what feels like a very time sensitive quest.

The money is also trivial to raise.

Savage.

Curious but how much debt are you in IRL?

>not distributing casting time reduction items all over your party so everyone can cast mirror image/stoneskin instantly the moment they run out
Vecna on its own is enough for time stop/acrility shenanigans

It's all junk, don't listen to people trying to get you to buy useless shit like "robe of vecna".

Lol we used to play that trick on nerds at school, can't believe people are still doing it.

I would but I got report banned because apparently spamming every baldurs gate thread with this sperg roleplaying is allowed

go dilate

>giving 3 dollars to beamdykes
Negative.

>played twice co-op mode in EE edition with a friend
>twice our game crash in a certain spot
>unable to reload previous saves because onec it crash, all saves become unuseable
>forum and mods can't even help in our matter
you warned me in so many threads, yet i bought EE cheap just to experience "easy" co-op with a friend.
i have failed you

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I think this should be a stick:

DO NOT INSTALL ANY BIG QUEST MODS FOR BG1 OR BG2

Bump, I guess.

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>Or if not a lot, there's a couple
everytime...

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The robe for when you get epic abilities/time stop.

I guess there's now demand for a mod that periodically adds reminders about the poison. Like your character complaining how he feels worse and worse as time goes on.

BG:EE does add that I think. AFAIK after 2 or 3 days you will get a text implying something about an illness

Thank you for your service based pasta poster.

Enriched edition is shit, tho.

>there's now demand for a mod that periodically adds reminders about the poison
not really

At least one user somehow managed to forget about a deadly poison running through his PC's body long enough to get him killed well after the point of no return, though.