OH NO NO NO NO NO
>I-i-it has no features
Cope
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>I-i-it has no features
Cope
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1989.
>Only works on a few games
Nice try, Chang. Where are the shopping carts?
fuck chinks
>shopping cart
>Only for a few games.
>He doesn't know that most of the features meant for APRIL were pushed back constantly.
Can't wait for the shopping cart in 2 fucking years at the rate they're going.
>>Only works on a few games
Literally how it works on Steam you fucking drones
It's happening slower than a snail, but the Epic Store is starting to reach the standards that were set in stone ages ago.
>Literally how it works on Steam you fucking drones
Not it's not retard. Developers have to opt in for it but 99% of the time they do. I've only come across a single game on steam that didn't have cloud saves.
Another autistic Epic thread, another reminder that Epic shill shitposting is done by an INCREDIBLY mentally ill shitposter that only makes threads on Yea Forums to bait (You)s and shit up the board.
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Here he fucks up during posting the shitpost copypasta for Monster Hunter World with a picture that he uses for Epic shill copypasta:
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The mods have confirmed that this guy is a huge autist that uses proxies and creates endless shitty threads, because he has nothing better to do with his life.
okay, does the EGS still not have shopping carts or is that just the easy meme to throw at them
Cloud before a shopping cart.
Can't wait for people to load other peoples saves because Epic can't into basic ass technology.
Epic can't seem to not fuck something up so mark my words you will see something wrong with the cloud saves.
Wow, you got a decade old feature half-running. Well done, Chinkoids.
More like set in the stone ages Jesus Christ the my should have had a fully fledged store before trying to directly compete with steam
Fucking this.
Stop giving attention to faggots like OP.
moonlighter sucked, its just souless western recettear
A fuckton of Steam games have it, but okay.
>I've only come across a single game on steam that didn't have cloud saves.
store.steampowered.com
store.steampowered.com
Where's their cloud?
Stay triggered
>go to search page
>expand "Narrow by feature"
>check "Steam Cloud"
store.steampowered.com
It's more than a few.
I feel like if epic is gonna do a long scroll for the games page it should at least have a tab on the side to get to screenshots, summary, and system requirements.
welcome to 15 years ago epicfaggots
>It took them until just now to add something that should have been there from the start
And we should be impressed why?
>muh shopping cart!
I honestly hope Epic adds every other feature Steam has except shopping carts to continue triggering Steam drones
Can either it or Steam shut the launcher down after launching the game yet?
Yeah! fuck consumers and convenient modern store features!
>mmm... gonbenient...
can third party sites control their own prices yet or are they still not allowed to have lower prices than daddy tencent?
Why do they fear the shopping cart?
"Never Improve!" thats a good slogan for Epic store.
>chink spam is still going
Hey mods, mind if I post some Canned Pasta since these threads are protected from getting pruned by you?
How desperate are Steam niggers?
>use Epic Cloud
>instead of uploading your save it deleted it and uploaded your credit card infomation to Huawei
>try to use cloud to recover your save since its gone now
>it was actually for Chink Quest 6 when you were playing Big Dick Shooter XVMI
>I NEED MY SHOPPING CA-
Well EGS is a platform for normal people user
everyone shitposting about shopping carts like always
anyway i just cannot comprehend why they don't add them
even the worst shithole sides that my father use to buy some baits for fishes has them, this is just fucking ridiculous
Imagine trying to defend not having basic features on your store. Stop making excuses for Epics stores abysmal quality and go to Timmy Tencent himself to get him to fucking fix it. Either get basic features or stop trying to brush off bad quality and than whining when people point it out.
its not the worst but its objectively shit
>Added cloud under Epic
At least you guys aren't totally dishonest.
>Imagine trying to defend not having basic features on your store. Stop making excuses for Epics stores abysmal quality and go to Timmy Tencent himself to get him to fucking fix it. Either get basic features or stop trying to brush off bad quality and than whining when people point it out.
i dont recall when that was added/made so its somewhat dated
>"a-atleast you guys aren't totally dishonest"
>says the guy who stands behind the most dishonest game platform on PC
>>says the guy who stands behind the most dishonest game platform on PC
I'm not out here defending Steam lol
You can add 3. party keys based retardo
Now you're just being retarded if you actually think that when Origin and Uplay also exist and they're still better than Epic store
>Modern
Literally the first online stores have had it since the very beginning, it is in no way modern.
>"A couple games"
>When GOG just added cloud saves store-wide
Nice try stinky chinky
>cloud saves
>but still no cart
I'm legitimately curious as to why they still haven't added a cart at this point. There has to be some extenuating circumstances like adding a cart would technically violate an exclusivity deal or something.
>stinky chinky
That is the most racist insult I've ever heard in my life.
Good get back to work ping long
God valve drones are so retarded. Of course barely any games are using epic's cloud saves because its brand new and no one's been able to develop against it besides a couple of games Epic chose to specifically work with. GIve it time and nearly every game on Epic will opt into it too.
I'm not chinese.
Retardation is an extenuating circumstance. Even if they're screwed by a contract they're the retards who signed the contract to begin with.
Sure thing Zhang Wei
Not even a shill but watching steam/valve drones seething is rather amusing
I just said I'm not chinese.
>The mods have confirmed that this guy is a huge autist that uses proxies and creates endless shitty threads
t. your fat greasy ass
You're saying as if isn't totally plausible for a fucking autist in here to be like that.
Gotcha Wang Fang
Not chinese, no, I'm a goddamn american.
Hear you loud and clear Li Xiu Ying
Shut up, dubbel nigger
For fuck's sake you shitstain, I just said I'm not fucking chinese.
Got it Li Jing
Tiananmen square massacre 1989
You should additionally check "Games" as otherwise it'll also include stuff like movies and programs that nobody cares about
The result is 90 games out of 8600 (344 pages at 25 games each), or 1.04% of games on steam that do not support cloud saving
>epic "steam required for vr" store
Holy shit you're telling me Epic didn't even have cloud saves before?
I thought that was mandatory at this point.
...
only proving further that epic is a commie chink storefront that hates capitalist standards kek
shopping cart
Man I don't even care. I just want to play my games
fun fact, basket technology is 17,000 to 27,000 years old
No you don't.
Imagine doing this for free.
do they still have to manually upload updates
Ok I don't
>1.04% of games on steam that do not support cloud saving
wait I don't get it. I tried it and got 349 pages with the steam cloud option checked and 1384 unchecked. that's way a lot more for it to be 1%
Steam drones are mentally ill user
>his STILL participating in store fanboy faggotry
OH NO NO NO NO NO. Why are paypigs so fucking stupid?
This
Don't touch me you fucking epicdrone.
>EGS cloudsave for two new games
>Somehow this makes it equal to steam where virtually everything uses cloudsaves
Real piratechads don't encourage others to pirate. That's self-defeating. The food chain only works because there's a sustainable ratio of buyers to pirates.
Call me when they add actually good features.
Actually don't, I don't care.
i've said it before and I'll say it again.
the EGS can have every single function that Steam has and steamdrones will still put it down. no matter what.
they do not, will not and never see themselves moving away from Steam, even if Steam's security gets compromised (again) and they become victims to credit fraud. they will NEVER believe there is an alternative to steam.
>Real piratechads don't
REAL Piratechads don't give a fuck so stfu
basically this. if i love a game i pirated, i hope it made huge sales. because i want them to make more, so i can pirate more. Yea Forums does it to be edgy though, so.
congrats, you're still behind GOG in terms of features.
>the EGS can have every single function that Steam has
Except it doesn't, not at all even close. So your screeching is for nothing.
>the EGS can have every single function that Steam has
well once that moves out of Magical Christmasland and into reality, we can revisit. But it's a moot point at this point, because the EGS has a tiny fraction of functions and features that Steam has, and is developing at an absurdly glacial pace.
If you don't give a fuck why post about being a pirate? You would literally not mention it anywhere if you don''t give a fuck.
is english your secondary language or did you seethe so hard at my first sentence that you missed out on the rest of my post?
here's a newsflash for you. Steam took FOR-FUCKING-EVER to get its amount of features it has now. you were definitely not around when it launched in 2003-2004.
Isn't that what it says on the pirate song from LazyTown?
Again, that's a moot point. EGS is not competing with 2003 Steam, much as Tim and his shills continue to insist that it is.
Keep screeching, but until EGS stops being a barebones piece of trash, why even bother arguing in its favor? Of course people aren't willing to give it a chance, why the fuck would they? It's plain bad. You can't deflect actual arguments with STEAMDRONES STEAMDRONES STEAMDRONES.
Are you stupid? I'm making fun of paypigs and storefanboys doing it for $free$ you ding dong
And I'm saying that's stupid. More people should be buying so pirates can enjoy more free stuff.
here's a newsflash for you
it's not 2003 anymore
fucking retard
cloud saving literally isn't a feature, because all it does is fuck over your save-files
yikes! please stfu user, its too early for me to be dealing with a retard.
I'd give Epic Store my data if there was the possibility to port over my current steam library.
Maybe timmy tencent should actually spend his fucking money on improving the store. Epic COULD have all of Steams functions but they don't and it looks like they never will at the pace they're going with, barely even having basic features.
I married a Canadian chink, if worked out well for me.
So the commies are still trying to push their trash? Nice
It's retarded to discourage people from buying if you are a pirate.
Have they added a shopping cart yet?
Why do you need that so badly when I know you're not gonna use it, Steam drone?
>HEY GUYS WE ENABLED CLOUD SAVES
do you have a fucking cart yet?
steam drones are used to hoarding games they'll never play
that's why they want a cart so bad
will get cucked by black man
rent free
So that this doesn't happen
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Tell me when they add a shopping cart
Sure, let's just put a pin in this until 2034 and see how Epic stacks up then.
OP is a brain damaged retard
Epic chink shill faggots are so incredibly pathetic lol u all need rope
not as pathetic as entitled babies who can't deal with capitalism
>Loss leading
>Capitalism
Shouldn't u be making that noose for your neck you faggot chink
He gets payed some cents each time he makes threads about epic on some websites that's all.
How exactly do you think loss leading is not compatible with capitalism?
shouldn't you be on r/fuckepic you faggot steamdrone
I honestly didn't even know that was a thing, youre still a retard regardless
now go make me shopping cart pleb
Steam drones are so cringe tbqh
So it's still worse than steam. How are Epicfags even coping with being laughing stocks?
>its 2019 and there are still valve drones
why?
your company has unironically done nothing for the past seven or eight years now
its valves fault epic caught up to them, they got lazy and sat on their laurels
My games still run.
Nice an mspaint comic!
hmmmm, so why exactly is it that Epic took a giant dump on UT while letting it rot in the corner?
both epic and valve are shit tier.
Pretty bad edit you've made there Epic tranny. Even your memes are stolen. Gotta copy big dick steam bulls, I get it.
It's missing the funny reddit cheeks.
Oh we can have cloud saves but a shopping cart is too hard?
Careful, they'll get that in 3 months and OP will come back 25 cents richer to post about how everybody was BTFO because Epic has a cart now. EGS is basically like a small autistic brother desperately seeking the attention of the older more successful brother. Could call it "What's eating Tim Sweeney".
How ironic
It still doesn't allow users to review-bomb games: leaving a huge amount of negative reviews in a public place where potential buyers will see them, and be deterred away from buying the game.
That ability to review bomb is important for allowing users to organise pushback against publisers that try Jewish shit, and damage the publishers' bottom line if the publishers try pushing anti-consumer practices.
It gives private companies at least some accountability. Not enough, obviously, but at least some.
Epic Games' store does not even have that.
Epic Games' store is deliberately set up so that developers can do shady Jewish shit and get away with it. Fuck Epic Games.
Because Tim Sweeney is a blight on the industry and I'd rather stop playing vidya all together than support any of his shit.
I love the genius who made this who's never heard of the bucket tool.
so what has valve done to curve epics success
nothing right
What success?
okay :^)
What the fuck does valve has to do with it you fucking monkey?
>curve
Curb.
>What has Valve done?
Supply a more feature-rich storefront and provide deep discounts frequently.
I pirated tetris effect and i play it on steamVR, thanks for buying my copy Sweeny cuck
Steam has done jack shit for years bc there was never a direct competitor and still to this day there isn't. Why would they when they already have tons of functioning features that epic still does not have so why would I ever leave to a platform that does dumb shit like bribes for exclusives. And to see niggers shilling for this type of shit, absolutely pathetic
>epic isn't real competition
>all this seething
uh huh
Valve doesn't need to do anything anytime soon. They're still providing the superior product to a large playerbase while Epic continues to make themselves look worse with every exclusivity duel and utter lack of basic features.
the absolute state of zoomers
Steamdrones have nothing to seethe about
Then why do they seethe?
Ain't nobody seething tranny, just here for new winnie the pooh images.
What is there to seethe about, they have the superior storefront u retard lol
valve need to keep up, or to better say resurrect, their reputation as game developers.
video game players respect good games and respect 1st party exclusives, often more than shopping carts or barelu useful features like streaming using their client.
Valve is giving the strong impression that is getting more and more disconnected from their costumers and more and more lazy.their content output, both in terms of games, game updates, and steam client updates, is shit. they are 300 lazy asses getting fat thanks to Gaben's dough.
If by they you mean epic marketers then that's because they hate it when others call them out on the lack of features in comparison to even origin.
Honestly, once EGS has a proper and readable library in form of a list and controller support and profiles like Steam I'm honestly not too bothered about EGS.
How much you get faggot boy, like 2 cents a post?
1 Artifact card has been deposited to your account.
I can confirm this, List-kun is still trying to shit up MH threads.
Never played it.
Why is it the only people who use cope are shills?
So this means I need to switch to a useless client made by faggots who bribe devs for exclusives
kill yourself
Bc they usually get btfo in every reply they make so they have nothing better to say, like epic faggots
no consumer wants to use epic
Why do people literally fanboy video game stores now that Epic has made one? Consoles are understandable because average Yea Forums poster's mommy won't buy him two of these, but these?
You literally wouldnt understand, fuck off back to your nintendo thread
because mommy only buys them steam wallet cards so they can't buy from any other store
>because mommy only buys them steam wallet cards
Truth
1/10000
good job
you know what they say about one small step, well, it's one small step
i-its just getting features other stores have had for years
some of them since launch
i should totally use egs instead of any of those other stores that have cloud saves and other features the egs still lacks!
>b-but the roadmap
the roadmap doesnt include all of the egs missing features
in fact epic have even said they wont ever have some features
most notably community features
they expect you to use reddit and fabebook in place of actual community features
because as everyone knows reddit is such a ....great place
>normal people
the egs literally shoves processing fees when using certain payment methods onto consumers
no other digital store does that
they eat those fees for the consumer
accurate edit is accurate.
Right now they can literally do nothing, and appear to be the good guy.
kek
Grow a thicker skin.
>1989.
This reminds of the few vids I saw about war muslims shouting allah ackbar during their every move, this feels equally desperate.
I'm a Steam user and I also use GOG. I wouldn't be this critical of the EGS if it weren't so barebones and had Tim force people to use it to play certain games. It's good that they are adding new features, but it feels too slow.
>for a couple games
uh oh
>*nasal, high-pitch rat voice* guys guys... uhhhh... we might need some features... The kind every other launcher has but.... just for a couple games. *sweats*
Wonder how far he'll take his spite crusade before 12% becomes inescapably unsustainable.
Who the fuck cares
Stadia and Epic are truly abysmal but discord is genuinely a good idea.
This. It's laughable that a shopping cart is being praised by these braindead mongoloids. Only goes to show that the only people that support the Epic store are contrarians or chinks.
>chinese spyware store adds online feature even fucking Nintendo already had
wow!
How not to be a contrarian for this when even the slightest, most inoffensive news like here causes maximum amount of butthurt. It's like a whole new market.
still no cheevos, no reason to play anything.
still picking up all them freebies, tho.
I'm just realizing that I now want an Epic community because it'll be cheevfag free, I have so much despise for you guys.
I already fucking told you. I don't care about what features epic store has. I care that its EXTRA HASSLE FOR ME to use another store without any extra benefit. What BENEFIT TO ME does epic store give over steam which is handy.
the issue isn't the features
the issue is the admitted spying and breaking privacy law
also Ching Chong literal commie company selling your data go and kill yourself you puerile cunt
the only drone here is you. what's your address, so I know where to go to literally kill you
>this guy is responsible for shitting up MH threads and spamming Epic threads in the catalog
how much free time can one man have on his hands
Fu Manchu samefagging again?
>modern
You mean they didn't have this feature already? OHNONONONO
>Mechwarrior 5 already up the 80% refunds because of Ebin store
can you imagine not being on Epic becoming a selling point
>90% is shit no one cares about
tell me one reason why I should use cloud-saves
God Moonlighter was so shit. How do you fuck up the Recettear formula?
If your PC explodes you won't lose your saves
I won't be able to access them either
check your other filters tranny
you will on your next PC
Aren't they planning some major update? I was thinking of getting it after that.
Unless they plan on fixing the very mechanics of the shop then it'll stay shit.
Origin is better than EGS. Let that sink in.
>"failed to synchronize with the cloud"
i have literally never seen this message
get better internet
Will these be ACTUAL cloud saves, as in, my actual fucking save file is out there ~in the cloud~ and I can just fucking pull it down if I lose my data, or is it like how Steam currently has it where only pointless garbage like settings are saved? Still pissed off that I lost days of my MGSV save.
>literally being blind
kek
???
You do know that saves are stored in your documents folder right? You can litterally just get a thumb drive and store it that way. Its what I do for when I had moved from using a shit computer to building my own 4 years ago. Cloud saving is literally a meme and only useful if you have more than one pc
Why would I be mad about this, if they make the epic game store good, I'll have no problem using it, just in its current state its dogshit.
That's nice chang.
Tienanmen Square massacre.
nice spacing there redditstein
>why would you try to share access to games you otherwise wouldnt buy until after trying
I have purchased far more games after pirating them to see if they are dogshit first. Every single pirated torrent says if you like the game, support the devs. I do, and i encourage you to pirate as well. vote with your wallet, piracy assists in this.
>Epic Store turns into bloatware
Pass.
What are you talking about? Steam saves savegames, too.
>he calls himself a 'consumer'
Where is your self respect?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CANT STAND IT!!! IM SO TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES EPIC GAMES STORE NOT HAVE A SOHPPING CART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i bet that it is going to be shit and buggy like uplay's
You're gonna backup saves to a thumbdrive every day?
Absolutely based. Tim cannot be stopped.
>That is the most racist insult I've ever heard in my life.
I remember my first five minutes of Yea Forums too.
>epic adds basic functionality
>they deserve praise
Sneed, chink
who cares
>Steam took FOR-FUCKING-EVER to get its amount of features it has now. you were definitely not around when it launched in 2003-2004.
This is a ridiculous point when you're making the argument that your store is competitive, which it isn't at all.
>Steam didn't have it in 2003!
Well good thing it's not fucking 2003. Epic is competing with the Steam of TODAY, PERIOD. Or at least they're pretending to. They make EA and Origin look like a masterpiece of software development by comparison.
I'd rather pirate games than install EGS
until they add a shopping cart, any argument or positive comment is objectively invalid, it's 2019, there is literally no excuse, I don't even need to say anything else to defend my case, there is nothing you can say that will have any power in this discussion
>doesnt know he can automatically create back ups of files onto another drive
Who cares
oh wow a function I had to turn off on steam because it can fuck with saves
epic store is bad because it doesnt have X
>X IS SHIT AND UNNECESSARY WHY DO YOU NEED X RETARDED VALVEDRONE??
*store gets X*
>HAHAHAHA WHAT NOW WE HAVE X SUCK IT VALVEDRONES CHING CHANG CHONG CHINA NUMBA 1
ok
Oh yea, I guess you're right
Shut up dumb anime girl