Now: Devil May Cry 5

to see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower

Sure makes a difference to have a runner and commentators properly talking about the game.

I'm playing 3-player PAD arena.

Say hi to /ourguy/ Yea Forums

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Probably DMC2, it's the one nobody really admits to if they can help it.

Well at least someone is acting appropriately.

>Probably DMC2, it's the one nobody really admits to if they can help it.
but it has good music

what run?

Yeah, it probably is DmC. But honestly, it's a better game than DMC2.

SAVIOR BLOODSTAINED HELLFIRE SHADOW

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V unrionically feels like a beta character for Dragons Dogma 2. And that's a good thing.

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Vice City

Ben or Josh would have been better.
Vice City

gta:vc race

>Almost 11k viewers

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It's because he didn't finish. Not like that's the part we remember anyways.

>Froob keeps forgetting things
>run is still infinitely more watchable than Vice City was

It's not even his fault. Most of the donations targeted him and even the ones that targeted both, the other runner barely participated. Mhmd was way too into the run itself and just disregarded donations a few seconds into doing it.

Well, that's how he should feel, so good that he's accepting it and owning up to it. He at least did a few things for the donations. That was by far the worst run I've seen him do. He's usually giving good commentary all the time. It seemed weird, even during the breaks when there weren't donations he was barely talking. The fucking dude that filled in for Ben was just trash, and had no excuse for being that overestimate. He almost never had to stop due to donations like Frew did, but he still went way over. The worst part though was that he looked like he just wanted to leave pretty much the whole time and would barely mumble a few words here and there. If Frew had a better race partner he probably could've gotten into some good commentary and made it more engaging. If only he had someone entertaining to race with...

I'd nearly fallen asleep by that part.

I facepalmed at the point where they googled for a save to download.

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN. I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.

I don't really understand the appeal of hack and slash games.

Have you tried one? I didn't understand it either until I actually played DMC.

rates
pastebin.com/edit/s53UFMeg

Who the FUCK is "V"?

based frew is our fucking guy, its ben's fault for revealing his powerlevel in public

He was not the right choice at all for that kind of run. A race in general was not the right choice for $25%, it should have just been a regular one.
But at least he's owning up that it wasn't very good. It doesn't help that it was most likely a last minute decision to make it a $25%. It didn't help either that the other runner didn't do shit.

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You faggots talking again about drama?

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you style on dudes

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Some guy with a mustache.

The hours of folly are measur’d by the clock, but of wisdom: no clock can measure.

It's a mystery!

clip?

So does the Devil end up crying or not?

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nice suit virgil

An elite hacker

>In the end, I lost to clock

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they never cry

Nah, Devil's never cry. Dante says that when he cries for Vergil in DMC3.

A fuckin book NERD

good to know we aren't the only ones who thought that run was trash, thank god

This game actually looks good, visually.

No shit

It plays great too.

me in the middle

Speedrunners make them look really shitty because they don't do what these games are best at which is stylish and fun combat.

It feels smooth when you play as Dante.

it's a fantastic game

ah yes truly

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DMC1 had the worst camera imo, some parts were obviously designed for Resident Evil tank controls.

He's not wrong

ewww cringe yiiikes

THEYRE NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BEN

That cuck was defending ESA banning Ben on twitter and look how that turned out for him.

I've never got complaints about DMC's platforming, it's usually braindead if not automated and you're at least always moving forward, what's always been a bitch is any needless puzzle stuff. Even if it's simply once you understand the trick it still tends to kill the pace as you stand somewhere or run to a bunch of places.

It's a hold over from RE that never tends to feel like it works to DMC's strengths.

What a fucking cucked faggot bitch.
Imagine lying to yourself for some goodboy points and likes on twitter.
I lost all respect for that loser now.

But they did ban Ben from ESA.

other guy is the one would should be ashamed, barely participating and looking annoyed whenever the audience would have to do anything. frew was meh but at least he kind of tried a little

Wasn't here for that run. Someone fill me in

Nuggets

it was a boring as fuck race that went way over time and that guy didn't even finish

It was just all really clumsy, awkward and dry, nothing hugely egregious.

where the FUCK are the runs

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RIDIN' HIGH

Absolutely pathetic compared to FroobMcGuffin's Yakuza run using the same donation whore concept.

twitch.tv/videos/457987989?t=37m34s

Which one of you is responsible for this?

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on twitch

you have to go back

It was just fucking awful and Frew didn't even finish the run after going like 15 minutes over estimate. His race partner barely talked or did anything and it was just really awkward and the only person who seemed like they were trying to make it fun was Metako who was reading donations. The crowd was also doing some fun stuff but the runners just wouldn't get into it.

based

Basically Re4 was better in every single way and they should be ashamed for banning Ben cause nugget boy made a stink and lied about gay jokes.
The run would have been great and wouldn't have been a faggy $25% run if he was running.
As always punchisusan and his faggot twitter crew ran another good thing into the ground.

It fucking sucked, it sucking fucked, it was the worst run in the history of speedrunning, I'd rather drown in five hundred liters of bird piss, I'd rather get a colonoscopy from a pissed-off black mamba after you step on his tail, I'd rather stuff my face into a buffalo's asshole while listening to Happy Days, and more, than watch even one (1)(一)(uno) more second of that piece of shit no good rotten stinkin son of a gun speedrun

ASS

nice reading comprehension

>implying I would give these events money

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Being able to taunt and max act was the greatest thing of all time

feels like there were way less "commands" for the runners and crowd compared to yakuza even though they raised like double the money in vice city, not sure what that's all about

AND I DON'T LIKE IT

no way it'll hold, but pretty based none the less

>faggots spamming vinesauce emotes in chat
I know I should just turn it off, but god it infuriates me seeing normies use those emotes and think they are funny or original.

Of course he's all for Ben being banned, it's less competition for him.

Didn't stop him pissing all over himself live on stream.

Who is this dumb bitch co commentating?
Literally everything she's said about this series has been wrong

I'm going to say the D word

I CAN'T ENJOY IT, AND I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN!

massively hyped up run was ass

DEVIL TRIGGER

>The Noble BRAAAAAAP and Sneed last year
>MOMMY last night
Fuck this might happen too.

Yea Forums hasnt had a good meme in over a decade, its amazing.

Dackpot?

There was no reason for it to be ass. Two runners and one commentator could not pull off what one FroobMcGuffin could.

Baneposting was pretty great. A shame Yea Forums is as much of a cesspool as Yea Forums considering they started off well enough.

Please let this win too

>MOMMY won
Holy shit.
Was it funny? Any good dialog screengrabs? [spoilers]Did anyone get assmad about it?[/spoilers]

>Stupid chat keeps talking about trash FF

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>newfag is here for drama
I'm shocked

The runners weren't right for it, neither was a race right for it.

by all rights the combination of the game, the $25% gimmick and having Metako there ought to have produced something fun, but it didn't, instead we got to see hours of Metako trying to bring life to a run where the runners were dead behind the eyes.

To this day I have no idea what pogchamp means

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LADY!

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It means someone is hype for some shit. I hate the stupid shit people type like "POG" "POGGERS" "POGGY" or the millions of pepe emotes
and people will STILL argue that pepe and wojak aren't normie

>normies
A) Normalfags
B) Yea Forums is filled with said normalfags so I'm not sure where you think you are

Best ass. How has them webm?

too many cooks in the kitchen can be bad. mh CLEARLY had no idea what the run was supposed to be like, even towards the end of the run he was trying to talk over metako and do commentary.

Why does the runner talk like an autist?

Howdy, Yea Forums.

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there's maybe 2 people at this marathon who don't classify as at least moderately autistic

Because he's a speedrunner you idiot.

Mhhh yeah, like you typing -fag, (you)s, based, pilled, wojaks, pepes, etc in another site.

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Come here and tell me that before I fuck you in your ass you punk whiteboy. You faggot. You can't touch me. You're not man enough. I'll eat your ass hole alive you BITCH!!! Fuck you, you hoe. Come and say it to my face, i'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch. C'mon you Bitch. You scared coward. You not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, scared now you hoe. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT

the fuck does this even mean

Oh shit, I'm outta here-

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MY DICK

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It's from some show where this chink gets all excited and turns his head towards someone else and makes that face. It was funny about 5 years ago now it's stale as shit along with every other twitch emote.
Sometimes I click the chat on for a second to see what those faggots are talking about and instantly my chat gets overloaded by a wall of
LUL
LUL
LUL
POGCHAMP LUL
POGCHAMP
POGCHAMP
POGCHAMP
I can click it off fast enough. Every time I feel like it shortens my lifespan by a year from that split second of cringe.

>DMC4 shit talking
MEKA IS BACKSTAGE WITH A GUN

>DmC fags
still trying lol

I had a shit week I watching a DMC5 stream with Yea Forums sounds like some much needed comfy time.

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What's he gonna do? Shoot himself?

runner looks like palette-swap dansgaming

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

please stop

clap
clap
clap
clap clap clap
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yummy pasta

I keep hearing this but any girl starting from 0 has it so much easier than any guy starting from 0 on twitch

20

Man, he really likes that balrog move.

Gauntlets and boots are the most satisfying weapons to use.

this is boring, going to sleep.
looking forward to the dishonored run.

fucking BASED

OOORB

Welcome friend, we just got the circle jerk warmed up for you. Hop in and pull your devil trigger.

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YOU CANNOT KILL ME!

Even more is all the no-name streamers who have their own emote derivations of pepe. What a lack of creativity.

it was at least twice as much money raised, that does not explain it

>Fucking DmC fags trying to defend their shit game on chat

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Who doesn't love real impact

>keeping the chat open

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Comfy time

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Yeah, Kamiya was a genius for throwing in that. Dante could have been mostly weapons and guns, but he threw in punches and kicks with Ifrit and the tech behind that has built up nicely over time.

Zoomers in the chat whining about DMC fans refusing to buy DmC.

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>chat

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It was on stream 1, which is the stream most people donate to because it's the main one. I would bet anything that the total amount was just all the donations they got on stream 1 during the run even including the donations that didn't have
$25% requests. If the Yakuza run had been on stream 1 it's donation count would've been higher as well.

and then you have normie bitches like larxa who wear pepe emote shirts on stream but apparently have a breakdown because someone here said she looks like that hapa bitch who did porn to piss of her dad

Seriously, this chick commentating has barely gotten a single fucking fact about this franchise right.

Yea Forums proving once again they cant recognize the most obvious of bait

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Barry is everywhere

I AM SUB-INTELLIGENT!

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Dude, that was just a retard REALLY obviously lying.

have sex

>$25%
I'm new to the speedrunning scene. What the fuck does this mean?

chick?

Have sex

she talks?

>The mere mention of the N word will be considered hatespeech and carry a minimum sentence of 10 years in prison
>2 days if you're muslim

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If someone donates that amount of money or more, they can give orders to the audience and runners.

This is still one of the most god tier rants ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

Dynamic music sounded like a good fit for DMC but it doesn't really work when it's easy as fuck to get S rank in every fight.
And the chorus of Subhuman kinda sux too which doesn't help.

Now instead of hearing THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE or THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I all the time I hear YOU CANNOT KILL ME and I know which I fucking like better.

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Surrender now DmCfags

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hush tranny, you will never have the pussy pass

Kek I love these fucking edits

Cute moth

it feels like damn near 99% of the time if some e-personality posts on twittter, it is a complete embarrassment and i lose any respect i had for them upon seeing their tweets

wtf no bully

maybe next time they'll make the music good and not trash

>any% (Human)
>(Human)

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>$46
People will snipe $200 for a shitty character name like what happened to Caleb. This is not winning unless the amount is ridiculously high.

I pirated it (;

my opinion is the only reason they should buy it is to play it for themselves to get there own opinion on the game

>commentating on the swords/story when you don't know shit

is that a real girl on the left?

I don't know what that is.

not enough to make it high, need to wait til the last minute to start really building it or some retard will blow money to snipe it for dumb shit like Iwata

Also I wish the selection of classic DMC music was larger
I want Anarchy in the U.W., Lock & Load and Griffon/Nightmare's tunes.
Fire Away from DMC2.
Battle-2, Cerberus Battle from DMC3.

I mean damn, it really isn't that hard to loop music and put it in the game.

>buy
>DmC

as an autistic lorefag, it's really starting to grate on me. i get that speedrunners are inherently autistic but jesus christ that doesn't excuse being a fucking retard

buy/pirate i don't give a fuck just play it so you can at least form your own opinion on why it's trash and not just parrot shit 24/7 like the rest of this shithole

Wow that was actually a damn good donation message.

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i'm not watching it because i don't get the appeal to speedrunning games that in my personal opinion make no sense to speedrun give me a couple of thinigs they've said

honestly the gameplay was fine. my only complaint was that half the levels are just floating platforms instead of part of a coherent world and then obviously the cringey cutscenes. rest was fine.

Are you retarded? Why does DMC5 not make sense to speedrun?

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yes, and if you'd gone to the marathon she would have given you head.

i disagree on gameplay but i respect the fact you at least played it i dislike that they have colour coded enemies that force you to use a specific weapon and the boss fights were so boring

you shouldn't tell people to play a shitty game

because it's an action game in which a good reason to play is to look stylish not beat it as fast as possible just seems like a complete waste

You sound like you have mental problems.

if they're going to state an opinion on it i'd hope they'd at least play it

Almost no game is designed to be beaten as fast as possible and skip as much content as the player can you fucking retard.

>zoomers in chat unironically defending DMC 5's final boss theme

the fuck are you here then for retard rat?

>DMC 5's final boss theme
its good retard

ewww no

Its not bad but Crimson Cloud is the best song in the game.

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Yeah... I mean it's OK for the most part, and sometimes pretty experimental. But Nero's tracks are too cheesy and EDM-y. Dante's isn't industrial / techno-esque enough, just metal with some growling. V's track is decent I guess but it doesn't really flow like the classic tracks.

But Tetsuya Shibata and the huge list of co-composers from DMC2, 3 and 4 are all sorely missed imo. I wonder what they're doing now.
Masami Ueda and his co-composers from DMC1 are of course all working as freelance and doing mostly Platinum shit now. But I'd really love that classic RE crew making another DMC soundtrack. Fuck it was so good.

>wanting some generic dub wub XD remix on the final battle

go back to twitch chat

i'd say most platformers are since you need to do cool shit to skip content
action games are just do it on the easiest difficulty spam the same moves skip cutscenes and repeat
some games are cool to speedrun but not this one

people shouldn't call it a shitty game if they've never played it. not saying everyone needs to play dmc, it's not good, but it's annoying seeing people run their mouth about shit when all they know is what other people have told them about a game rather than actually playing it

>not liking the violin and the lead into silver bullet
gay

>some games are cool to speedrun but not this one
you dont get to decide that

I can't believe this dude is bitching about the chicken boss, but he's playing on human mode. It's piss easy.

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The couch seems to hate this game

yes i do i get to decide what is and isn't cool to me

Noctis? Seems so.

I get where you're coming from in terms of player satisfaction with the mechanics provided, but S ranking time to complete your difficult file has been a factor for some time in the series, so it's not unheard of in DMC's design to be efficient.

And outside of one OoBs thing, nothing he's done has been game breaking.

huh why?

Chicken's a bitch on all difficulties desu

ay i appreciate you getting where i'm coming from and my original post wasn't meant to bash on anyone for enjoying the shit they enjoy i was just giving my reason for not watching it

Fuck you dipshits.

i want to have sex
good speedrun

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A bunch of platformers use glitches to skip major parts of the game. I don't think the designers intended that. Also, that's a single genre. Pretty much all other games are trying to give you an experience that the designers want you to see fully in a planned pace. Speedrunning is inherently trying to get past as much content as you possibly can to just get to the end and ignore the rest of the game that the developers intended the player to see.

The only Devil May Cry game I've played is the first. I understand nothing about these references.

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Bigger than life, yet smaller than me.
Willing or no, my dick you will see.
DIE

It's really not. You can follow it through its portals and trip it when it charges

You dont understand any of V's summon references? You must be thick.

With what?

Sure but once again i feel like certain games are cooler then others to play this whole thing started because retard couldn't accept i wasn't interested in watching this speedrun saying i'm not a fan of running this genre of game

start playing

I'm talking about the jokes in these threads.

you

This guy keeps fucking up all his strats jesus.

No, you're just retarded. Also you type like you're ESL.

post the gif, bitch, i need my dose of hulk hogan

nah just flunked out of high school because fuck that faggot shit

maral and sayvi have quit, this is your new queen of ESA

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Despite some neurotics insisting DMC and its fans have "forgotten" DMC1, DMC 3, 4 and 5 have huge chunks of their enemies, levels and plot as overt references to DMC1.

Stuff like Nero, Nico and Lady, for all 2 seconds she's relevant, I can understand being confused by, but it's all actually very simple on Dante and V's side.

I like the runner but I wish the couch didn't get a lot of things wrong
I was the same. I'd say replay 1 and pick up 2 and 4 SE at some point

Must be tired after doing that Yakuza run yesterday.

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YIKESSSSSSSSS!

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that's a dude

God Urizen's true form looks so fucking stupid.

urizen 3 theme is fucking good

>>haha lol this boss is so easy
>playing on baby easy mode

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wait earlier when he went out of bounds, was he just joking about it being a stock photo? looks a lot like the background in this part

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Jesus fucking Christ this is some terrible fucking gameplay

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what the fuck is that thing

Boy, Vergin sure knows how to throw a welcome back party, no food, no drinks, and all the babes just left.

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You look fucking stupid.

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Hope he doesn't choke doing RG vergil

I bet he has a tiny Asian pp

He might have saved it!

BASED SUE LIGHTNING

He's already beefing it

>based fatto catto was waiting by Nightmare's orb to slap the shit out of the streamer.

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This dude sucks ass

cute tummy tho

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Vergil can since this is some gay ass marathon and wants to remind all the virgins about their foolishness

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>le meme female xDDD
fuck off

Getting fucked by Vergil even on baby mode

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is runner just fucking around? why is not hitting him?

>misses all three dives
Foolishness, Frodo. Foolishness.

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>Human
Yikes

He's literally failing to do everything he tries.

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he's only using royal guard parries

He tried to do only RG releases
Based Vergin

speedrunners are actually bad at videogames

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I really like these. Mind if I save them?

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>teehee I'm a memer gamergurl (;

DANTE! YOU ARE FUCKING NOOB! LET ME SHOW MY POWER DEAD WEIGHT!

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Retard

FUCK YOU

He was trying to build up his royal release to pull off a move on aircraft vergil but he failed to pull it off.

>Choking on both fights
He is not worthy to be Vergil's opponent.

>FUCKING UP SO BAD HE HAS TO RESTART
BASED VERGIL

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I think it's the nature of learning how to break the game rather than play it properly

YOUR EXISTENCE

Save them my motivated friend. It's all yours. :)

>can't vergil post due to ISP ban
FUCK

Not entirely weird. They focus on beep boop robot strats that gets them to go fast, not to actually learn the systems. They learn only enough to go fast on a robotic pattern that never changes until someone else finds a new beep boop robot path.

>tfw post DmC bait in chat and also manage to bait people in the thread as well
>mfw
This was a good run lads

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I really hate how slow-paced the Vergil fights are in 5. 3 was threatening as fuck, in 5 it feels like he just doesn't give a fuck.

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Have another friend

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But I'm infertile..

Time to sleep. See you Yea Forums

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no

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>Speedruns a game
>Basically a really fast version of casual gameplay, no major breaks during combat
>Still fucks up
lmao

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god speed DmC poster

I don't even want to fight him on VH/DMD considering how hard he woops my arse during normal/hard in 3.
So much pressure

Nobody cares about your worthless grudge with this guy, dude. Take your shit to some other site.

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>Esa actually runs good games instead of the same "Le classic oldie based game" for the 95th time
Damn. Shoulda actually watched this

how do you get BTFO by Vergil on the easiest difficulty

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jesus christ its just fucking videogames

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>Spyro is next
Gonna be comfy

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In 3 he sticks up closer to you but the actual attacks he does aren't any more threatening or even faster than his DMC5 counterpart.
The helmbreaker spam into stinger is the one real thing he has over 5Vergil

That was very not smooth, but at least it was under estimate. I still like that runner since he actually tries to give commentary for the viewers the whole time.

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>struggling on baby mode
He gets a free pass for Yakuza, and it being like 6 AM with no brekkie.

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>waaah my therapist is mean to me!

what a little bitch

Thanks homies
fuk u vergil i did it anyways

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Fucking finally, I made it.

Nice to see that free healthcare working out well for you guys hahahah
T.burger

It's Enter the Dragonfly though.

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>going through his twitter instead of enjoying ESA
Here's your (You), you spaz.

But thats a perfectly fine excuse to post fauns and buns and cute dragons.

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i'd fug ricky

Canonically, Vergil kinda doesn't give a fuck.

But in my opinion, Capcom took too much inspiration from DmC there where you get shit that interrupts fights. And the music is a bit too slow paced compared to 3 where all but the last fight music was fast paced.

Oh shit, it's the disaster hair club.

If you cut off Josh's hair and Ricky's hair and put them together they would form a little San Andreas speedrunning creature.

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he's american, dummy.

Don't fucking post or talk about Larxa on here you stupid fucking morons. She's too pure for that.

Also stop fucking going through her fucking twitter and instagram and posting pics on here you dipshits. She doesn't deserve to get exposed to creepy fucking cuckolds like you.

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I'm fine with the one in M19, but it would've been better if 2nd phase kicked into a remix of vergil 2/3

I think he was just tired, from it being so late and doing that Yakuza run yesterday, that probably wore him out a lot. Still did bad, but he wasn't at 100%.

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>shit that interrupts fights
How can you not like the banting parts?

Hi Dist, your girl is on the radar now. Get ready.

and now, an interview with an 80s hair metal band.

Spyro is NOT for lewding. He is a good boy!

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why do euros think growing their hair is good

The Duel is about as fast as Vergil 3's theme though

>ricky admits he dropped the vice city run
>josh shitting on the commentator

fucking based desu

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>she

>girl

and there he is, fucking BASED

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>acting like a woman to draw attention to your problems
That's not how it works, dude. And your counselor only cares because you pay them.

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Yeah, and under estimate, so he still keept things on track. Good guy.

I feel like at this point in the week everyone is super sleep deprived.

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Speedniggas are mentally ill

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someone please give that chick a tribute so this guy loses his mind already

Ricky looks like he a frontman for a New Wave/Darkwave revival band.

Have any Sorceress?

Seething euro

Thats a big negatory, sorry user. I could go dig something up for you though.

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Like I'm going to show you all my needle thin dick and water-thin load just to give this shitposter what he wants; more attention for Larxa.

He does have a lot of the same attacks true, but in 3 he's relentless. He'll string like 5 different attacks into each other especialyl when DT'd.

In 5 he has like 2 attack strings + Judgment Cut and after each string he just lets you hit him.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm being fair!

The Duel is kind of a weak track in general. Doesn't really communicate any atmosphere or finality or anything like the 3 tracks from DMC3. I mean yeah it's essentially a glorified brawl between rvial brothers and not the final battle to decide the fate of the world, but actually, it kind of is anyway isn't it? both characters just don't really care about that though, they're just in it for the fight.

i'm american too. he tweets @NovantHealth, they're a hospital system on the east coast, bitch.

I hope she loves you too user! Unrequited love hurts. ;_;

Wow what a crowd....

Ricky and Josh are good together.

>No crowd
this is sad

>not a single person in the audience
RIP

>all alone
Fuck, that's sad.

>completely alone

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Did he just admit to being a hipster?

Nobody deserves this. Who's got Iceplug's number?

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>2 hour 45 minute run of spyro
>literally 0 people in the audience
What did this guy do to have to suffer through this?

nap time

Good for them as this game is a turd

Holy shit is he really totally alone for a nearly 3 hour run? Not even an audience member? Damn...

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damn...

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That's fine. But the slowdown stuff for phase transitions and the stinger into Yamato stab stuff did not please me.

Eh, kinda but it slows down way too much more and break more abruptly at parts than Vergil 3's theme.

Again, I think Capcom blundered having Casey Edwards compose the piece, they should've had Kota Suzuki do it since it's really more his style of music to compose. Silver Bullet was fitting and made sense to have Edwards do it but yeah, the Duel was meh for me in my opinion for the reasons you list.

Here you go user, not my bag but more power to you.

>almost 3 hours
>no crowd
My heart is breaking for this guy

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jesus at least get ricky and josh out there instead of doing nothing at the host desk for three hours

>All alone
Aww, jeeze.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if like, Josh was exhausted at this point, he's been doing shit everywhere.

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Choose to run a shit game, not even an awful funny game, just a bad game.

we'll stick by him, right bros?

>missing gems is terrible and sad
Kinda like this run

>spyro is a classic game fondly remembered by all who play it
>actually nvm lol nobody cares about it

Heck yeah, although to be honest I have never played this game. Only ever played Spyro 1, 2 and 3.

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I messaged her on twitter and linked her to all the hogan posts an said it was me standin up for her, she promised to give me blowjobs and pussyhugs for being a good boy.
All your effort went completely in vein (:
Thanks for being a good wingman!

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I'm here for him.

that's what happens when you submit a run and come to a marathon without having a discord clique of people you know will show up for you. like froob last run, it was a grave yard shift run but didn't feel like it cuz he had five friends couching for him

>3 hours
>already 1 am my time

fuck no

>no more Bianca
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I will.

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What flag is that? Christmas island?

what flag is that?

kek

i'm sure he's got several people in the audience just out of view of the camera

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imagine her taking a fat slimy shit

based and cute

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>Gamecube game
>Doesn't look any better than the PS1 games?

Them framedrops. One more thing I don't remember.

>bringing a girl to a marathon

stiv will be elbow deep in that pussy before noon

Why were these older 3d games so kino? There's a certain art style that really stands out.

Yeah no, I'm off to sleep

In how much is DK64 guys, it's already 00:58 here

>this game has cute fairies
Okay it cant be all bad

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Thanks man

Semi thanks. Don't post pics of her though.

Just fuck off already you retard. Leave her the fuck alone.

Go fuck yourself you moron. I doubt she would know who the fuck you are given that you're some creepy random fuck who messages her. Literally off yourself.

British Indian Ocean Territory

pretty rare flag, very nice

About 2 hours and a half hours.

100% runs should be illegal

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>no one at the event for spiro
if only I lived in the area

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obviously some whore wearing ahegao shirts wants attention, retard

Like I said earlier, everyone wishes they were American.

Is there treasure behind that waterfall?

At least he has a cute commentator to help him through.

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This is half of what working at a convention is like, the other half is catching convention aids since shit like flu spreads like wildfire at a con.

did he died

>Don't post pics of her though.

you mean like this one?

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>can't be there in person
And apparently everyone else too. Did he not have anyone to be his couch?

>solo speed run

God dammit. I wanted to go to sleep. Not like this, dude.

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Who the fuck would live here

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that looks so refreshing fuck it's hot

>The only inhabitants of the territory are US and British military personnel and associated contractors, who collectively number around 2,500 (2012 figures).[4]
So someone went there while 9 months pregnant?

i want to cum in her lazy eye

Random islands in the Indian Ocean really tickle my pickle

OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA FUCK WALLY

I assume 75% of the people there are asleep

>the breathy way the commentator said "oh yes"
CUTE!

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He's got a girl!

A WILD QT APPEARS.....
Holy shit!!!
He's got a groupie now!!!

>he's a proxyfag fakeflagger
fuck this guy i'm getting off goodnight

MY MAN GONNA GET LAID AFTER THIS RUN
YOU ALL THOUGHT NOBODY CARED

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>women flocking to the chad Spyro runner

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>top qt in audience

i've gone for feeling pity for this guy to feeling INTENSE JEALOUSY

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Yeah I agree. I don't get why they had him do it. Kota Suzuki is AFAIK literally the only returning composer from the previous DMC games. (and he only even worked on 4 though his tracks were definitely great)
What's the significance of Edwards that he got to do the final battle theme that is completely instrumental when every other instrumental track is done by the Japanese composers?
Just strange. And yeah it makes sense to have Edwards make a remix of his own track, that's pretty much what he was there for anyway. You could just as well have let the other singers write The Duel instead.

Oh well. No hate, but I hope DMC6 will bring back the SOUL of DMC music.

It's the fact it isn't so fucking cluttered like modern games. There's no grass sprites, it just a flat texture. There are no random pile of rocks forming walls, it's just a vertical wall. It makes it very easy to know where you can go and where you probably can't go with a glance. It's just neat and clean looking

I knew it, no ladies can resist the siren call of cute dragon boys

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the gif is in reverse

oh fug a dude just materialized in the crowd

>that clapping
oh no shes incredibly autistic

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Whoa, people

It's like 7 in the morning over there, everyone went to bed.

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You fuckers scared her off

Do we have a name on this audience girl?

I require it for research purposes

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Knock it off dude.

She wouldn't give a lardass fuck like you the time of day.

>woman runs away when a guy sits next to her

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>beta orbiter sits next to girl
>she immediately leaves

at least the guys have each other

aaand shes gone

She said in chat "Well, that's all for me, I need to play jubeat"

>runner glances back
>shes gone
damn...

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No why did she leave, she just got there

at least there's one guy in the audience now.

Wait a minute
TWO GUYS????

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>girl claps overexcitedly and I look away for one second and she's gone
what the fuck

Fuck that slut, this dude on the far right is a true bro. He would never leave.

Anyone got a webm of that?

oh no bros

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She got spooked, like a deer in the headlights.

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knock what off? i'm going to need you to be more specific

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NOOO COME BACK

...

HEY IT'S CINDER

>based chad took her place

remember, bros before hoes.

HIS FLOCK GROWS
SOON THE CULT OF WALLY WILL TOPPLE SWEDEN

It's a boring webm.

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you can tell she's insecure about the eye

That's based of her actually, bemani is the only good part of konami nowadays.

bros don't let bros speed run alone, at least

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Female shows up for 30 seconds and the entire internet is spazzing out over her including Normie twitch chat.
Male shows up only 1 person mentions it.
Literally all they have to do is exist an all attention is focused on them.
Yeah, tell me again how women have it harder than men...

PUSSY REPEL

crowd is huge now that was fast

That girl that left said in chat " Show wally some love he deserves it for unironically playing etd"

Stop going through fucking years and pages of old pics and spamming them on here, dumbass

Those are some cute claps

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Hey, it's Cub!

NO, WE NEED MORE CONVERTS FOR THE CHURCH OF WALLY QUICKLY

He just left lol

HEY IT'S
>CINDER
>CUB
>AUDIENCE GUY

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At least the bros won't leave, right?

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She keeps glancing over. I wonder if that guy is self aware that he just made her leave.

Hey, it's Cloudy!

FUCK

>without twitch we would all have actual lives instead of wasting our time watching speedruns
What did announcer mean by this?

>old pics
this one is from two days ago so i can post it, right?

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ouch

A-user, I...

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alone again...

>hentai shirt

yikes

Wally doesn't deserve this.

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>people see a guy speedrunning alone
>oh shit let's help him
>this is a terrible spyro game though, I'll leave

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You can pinpoint the exact moment his heart rips in two

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Please no...

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>They're all parting in the hotel
>"Haha sorry Wally we would have invited you but you were running your game :^)"

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eye hidden again

OH GOD OH FUCK

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>Yea Forums tries to pickup girls

I fucked a tranny once, he was fine with clothing on but when he took it off I was full of regret.

>...so, uh, you come here often?

did you let him pound your anus

HEYYY, IT'S NO ONE IN THE AUDIENCE!

what cringe has happened so far?

The audience is actually full,but ESA uses a special lens now where you're only able to see virgins.

Where is Blueglass when we need him most?

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But why...

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this chad runner should be invisible then

I bet she wishes she was a cyclops

>tfw more invested in the audience than the run

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He is saving himself for marriage!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i want to go to bed but i feel like i'm the only person collapsing wally's waveform

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WHERE IS HE LADS WE NEED HIM NOW MORE THAN EVER

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Is that the dude that set down a CRT on his hand?

he finally has a friend, bless this man.

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Making people donate to let him have commentary.... What the fuck ESA
Can you sell out anymore..?

>donation incentive for friend to sit with him

honestly disgusting they didn't just send him over there to start, but at least he has someone now

Oui.

IT'S FRIEND TIME

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More like owie

Time to post your best hon hons.

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imagine the day aliens decide to come do this with earth

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>Having the guy sit next to him a donation incentive
Fuck you

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>now the fucking janitor comes in
Holy shit this is like a comedy skit

holy kek this is too much

Fuck bugs.

This run is great just for the shit like this

>janitor shuts the lights off on his way out

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>Hey, it's Socrates
Ok, this run is now becoming absurdist art

I almost feel sorry for the dude, almost.

:(

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>runner doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to seem unappreciative

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PrincessPretzelBottom
What the fuck kind of closet furry named that thing... Let me guess... Was it punchy??

ironically the viewer numbers have only gone up
could be worse

New thread friends, lets cheer Wally on!

>the janitor stops working to watch the run

are all of wally's dudes sitting being held hostage just offcamera or what

>hey isn't this guy fucking pathetic? give us 20 bucks and we'll make someone sit with him

fuck this announcer and fuck ESA

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Fucking LOL the cleaning lady in the background.

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youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

based AVGN review, but you're actually wrong
the worst run is where the tranny just gave up and said they cant finish it

based cleaning lady

It's official, we've seen the Cleaning Lady% run of the marathon. There's no going back now.