Zelda Switch Leak

Probably next to zero but at least it sounds pretty dope.

>same overworld
oh no hahahahahahah

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Sounds bretty gud. But I doubt it.

His "leak" included dye colors. What kind of leaker would be concerned with dye colors? His timeskip would also make Link an adult which Nintendo would never do. I'll at least give OP credit for not including breath in the title, though.

Has nintendo ever leaked a big IP before?

Princess Mononoke references for days lads.

Link was literally an adult in BoTW, Twilight Princess and Ocarina. You're a moron

17 is not an adult.

This sounds fucking döpe. Praying that this becomes real.

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>outing yourself this hard

In nipland is sure fucking is you retard

The age of majority in Japan is 20, you fucking moron.

The only part that doesn't click is Zelda not being in a state of distress.

Why would you waste your time making this shit up?

Got to destroy all the evil or are you a punk bitch and only going to destroy 1/10th of the evil. imagine fighting a lich and not destroying the phylacteries, not exact but kinda the same premise.

Hes 117 by the end of botw

>Ugh, why are you actually theorycrafting when we could be doing something constructive, like bitching about how the world is empty or how the combat sucks?

Lol, no it’s not.

i really don't care for the original botw. i respect its scope and its attempt to create a compelling explorable world, and it succeeded in this regard, but it was missing the meat that i want from zelda, namely the dungeons. and more boss battles were necessary. and higher enemy variety. higher weapon variety as well.
this sounds like a strict step upwards. the kind of game i wanted botw to be originally- a classic 3d zelda, but with a giant world for open world lovers.

Didn't bother reading all that bullshit because my only concern is to tell everyone the only thing that's true about this post is that OP is a massive faggot.

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Yeah I know. After I googled Link's age and saw he was 17 I wasn't sure where to go with this. I knew I had backed myself into a corner. I have to pull my Trump card out now.
NIGGER

>theorycrafting
Get a load of this guy

Yes, it is.
They're lowering it to 18, but it doesn't go into effect until 2022

>Children in Japan will be considered adults when they are 18 as opposed to 20, under a new proposal that is supported by the government.
>If the change is approved, 18-year-olds will be able to get married, sign contracts and take out loans without the consent of their parents.
>But teenagers will still be banned from smoking, drinking alcohol and gambling until they are 20.
>If parliament votes in favour of the bill it will take effect in 2022.
bbc.com/news/world-asia-43391498

Fuck, I give up. You win.

>same world but with caves, a few temples, and couple town areas rebuilt

if true, that means 99% of the terrain is untouched, basically guaranteeing the game will be shit

Castle town being supposedly rebuilt instantly gave it away that this was fake if it wasn't the title you gave it that already did. The castle fucking ascends out of the ground in the trailer. No way in hell is that castle town being rebuilt if that's happening at any point in the game. Also, it has only been like a month time skip after the ending of breath of the wild from what we saw in the sequel. Nothing will be rebuilt at all. We'll only see shit the new shit, which will be dungeons, popping out of the ground along with hyrule castle when it ascends.

Keep your expectations in check. We all know the wild and theories we had circulating before the first game came out about playing in the past 100 years ago, and how the fucking king was ganondorf which only retards thought, but still, there won't be anything mind blowing about this game.

Criticism is literally more constructive than making shit up about a game you know nothing about

Not really, when it's been the same exact criticism for the past few years. We have all done this song and dance. No one remains who hasn't. So why not look to the future and get excited for what could be instead of what could have been...Again.

>new champions
>no fish wife resurrection
Hype severely diminished.

Why do you know so much oddly-specific information so far away from release?
You (or your source) would have to literally be a member of the dev team.

>Three new dye colours. Forest, Lavender and Gold.

You know the game is just barely at the point of development where they have anything to show, right? Think about what sort of features they're going to be working on at the current point of development. Do you think that they're thinking

>okay, we've got the big cinematic sorted, it's not really playable but I think it shows off the core game USP pretty well, and then we can get back to designing the actual game and maybe getting some very preliminary art passes over the first mockup level designs
>so obviously the next step is to really drill down and hammer out what exact shades of green Link can dye his hat

inb4 faggot youtubers buy this shit

ITT: Boring people with no imagination

FAKE LEAK FAGS GET THE ROPE

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They nailed with the simplicity in BoTW and now are going to make an Assassin's Creed clone. This is what you wanted.

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It's a sequel, what did you expect user? Majora's Mask reuses a fuck ton on Ocarina of Time's assets, but does that make it a bad game?

13 year olds playing botw think 17 is adult tough

>By design and premise will be better than BotW in every facet by leaps and bounds which was already pretty good.
>"Will be worse/shit"

Smash leaks all the time. So does Pokémon.

It's also just very anti-Nintendo.
Completing dungeons locks you into a higher difficulty with no way out.

That goes hard against their accessibility philosophy.

I’d be really happy if this was all true.

only good post in the thread

You're lame.

Nah, nintendo games are beatable by all, but the completionist endings for most of their games are hard as fuck.
It fits

>Islands added in Hyrule Sea. One large island, around 1/5 of the size of Hyrule.
>Many other islands, ranging from small to Great Plateau size. Actual sea exploration. Similar to Wind Waker.
>Islands in the sky. Like an expanded Skyward Sword. Actual stuff to do.
lmao no
I want the game to be a massive improvement from BotW but there's no way they're doing this much.

Im tempted to dump some equally great fanfiction but only if someone gives me a (((you)))

>They are adding an entire game's worth of content on top of the pre-existing BotW map
>"They're not going to add THAT much."

Which is a dumb philosophy.
People who go out of their way to do all the content should be rewarded with a higher challenge, not a lower one. BotW was a complete failure in that regard.

Yes, a modified BotW map plus an entire ocean and sky, plus the caves, plus the dungeons, plus all the other content, is too much. Make a """leak""" that's more believable.

Says you. Zelda games have never had the luxury of having a map to start with rather than having to start from scratch, there's plenty of time and room to add content where there wasn't any last time.

I dunno man ... I might have to bust out the alchememe again, because I want all this shit to happen, and it’s not actually completely implausible...

keep the change ;)

>Mogmas

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Fuck off retard.

Fish husband is better.

>those digits
Well, you heard the man, OP. I'm afraid you're gonna have to fuck off, posthaste.

>casually forgets to mention where hyrule castle goes when it lifts off from the trailer

lul

>I cant find the damn unedited version. The spelling is too good in the base text but oh well.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

>im willing to go chapter by chapter until the thread 404s

M-Master Chief?

because they're making it up.

I assumed the plot was abouta surviving piece of Ganon trying to infest a discarded Ganondorf body as a last ditch effort to survive.

>fuck. Im that bored. Launching autism torpedos

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied flirtily.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I gasped.

Re-using assets it fine. MM and Mario Galaxy 2 rock. But making 99% of the games main world the same sounds like a terrible idea.

>Ability to repair weapons. Link can do it by himself to bring it back to half durability, or go to a blacksmith to fully repair it
I dont even care if its a BotW add on, just give me this PLEASE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
BOTW BUT MORE

hell he's 117 from the moment you start a new game

This is completely impossible but I hope it's real

fake
these are all good ideas, no way its happening

This all sounds amazing and way too good to be true. Even if it was real, all this cool shit means we won't get the damn game until like 2022 or later

That's some neat projection, mr. Armchair developer. But you do know that the entire development team doesn't focus on one aspect of the game at a time, right? You do know people work on different parts of the game at any given time, right?

>no Like Likes

no buy, awfully underrepresented as OG enemies and in hentai

lol who gives a fuck about numbers

I will never understand people who seek out more and more elaborate ways to disappoint themselves.

Breath of the Wild was a pretty gay title too desu

The same way you can seek out more and more elaborate and stubborn ways to be disappointed regardless of what happens.

>Islands added in Hyrule Sea. One large island, around 1/5 of the size of Hyrule.
>Many other islands, ranging from small to Great Plateau size. Actual sea exploration. Similar to Wind Waker.
>Islands in the sky. Like an expanded Skyward Sword. Actual stuff to do.
too good to be true, fuck you for giving me hope

I wonder how they're going to improve the basic movement and combat? Never mind the world, what will Link do that'll be new?

If they don't let Link swim underwater at the absolute least, I'm gonna be mad.

one obvious thing is his magic arm should be used like a hookshot to latch on to surfaces

>Link gets Devil Bringer in BotW2
I may have just overhyped myself.

It's the "breath" part that ruins it. They couldnt choose something like Cry of the Wild? Roar? Call?

Bark?
youtube.com/watch?v=F89-MOy7Xfg

>hard as fuck
when? the nes era? even in the snes era they were definitely making much easier games than the competition
>muh 120 stars in mario
literally one game and it's more annoying than hard

lol fuck off

> Actual sea exploration

DONT...FUCKING....DO THIS TO ME

I HATE YOU

FUCK OF FAKE

this shit all sounds super neat, but nintendo is nintendo and will do none of it. its too bad. these are really creative ideas user

Please give me a real leak, I’m thirsty AF

ah yes, i can too make up fanfiction
if you can actually leak the plot of the game than leak the release window or when is it gonna be announcec (september direct? game awards? e3 2020?)

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Summer 2021. Originally was slated for November 2020, but new ideas kept pushing it back.

Hey guys, I’m the OP and this is fake as shit. I just got bored and wanted to do something. Anyone who believes this is retarded. Like, come on. Types of dye. Who the fuck would talk about that.

so are there even plans to talk about it in e3 2020? or just a single trailer/reveal?

It won’t be the sole focus like E3 2016, but it will have quite a large blow out at E3. Not everything, but a good bit about the story and overworld changes.

Zelda is for boomers

what else is nintendo going to release in the meantime?

I have a reliable leak that says OPs penis is 2 inches flaccid and 4 inches erect.

>Zelda games have never had the luxury of having a map to start with rather than having to start from scratch
ALBW, kinda

5 inches erect, actually.

can't wait to see this post in twitter and in 20 youtube videos.

I like this fake better

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/465939404/

op is a faggot AND a nigger

I like to see which type of faggots post about it. Trannies? Queers?

Lol that one is even worse. Both are faggots, as well as you.

>lol
sure smells like reddit in here

fuckin hell I just want jak to return

So what would be everyone’s opinion on this if this was real?

Unless its on ps4 itll just be another 30fps babies game.

>actual things to do
Now I know this is fake.

>leak
>game is years away from release
69iq

try harder

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Oooooohh boy here we go!!

>leaks

haha
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>tripfag comes in spewing consolwar buzzwords

Seems appropriate.

You ought to have known from the first fucking line with that bogus title, Mr. McTripfag.

so you can infused the sword of evils bane with... shadow powers? hows that going to work.

though i kinda believe this. i doubt theyd have made another huge map. what koroks man? hows the inventory system going to work? botw gave you all the tools you need from the get go. i dont want to travel to a place i cant solve.

seems kinda fake.

I kind of dislike the plasticy Wind Waker type aesthetic in BotW, I’d love more a game like that but with OoT type looks

imagine being this ass-blasted

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Why is link using something other than the master sword? Are you telling me that every single rusty scrap he find on the ground now is better than the master sword?

No, fuck off. Nobody is deciding minor polish-phase flourishes like that while the actual main features of the game itself barely have any form. Your fake sucks.

Pff, PC + Nintendo Console is the ultimate combination Sony gger. You should know this by now.

Not him, but if the leak was true (not saying it is) it clearly seems like the main features have all been decided and are being worked on. A small group could be assigned to more minor details in the game, rather than waiting till the end.

>the actual main features of the game itself barely have any form
I didn't know we had the luxury of having one of the developers in the thread. I don't believe the leak either, but as far as you know, the game could be surprisingly far along in development. And even if it isn't, that's still a far cry from "main features barely having any form."

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I doubt it OP, but I've screenshotted you to laugh about how stupid and retarded you are when all of this is false.

so is master mode gonna be dlc again or will they put it in the base game