Looks like Yea Forums memed me into buying another luke warm game

Looks like Yea Forums memed me into buying another luke warm game.

>Speed classes shit on every single other class in the game making lobbies nothing but Ami, Crunch, Tiny, and more Ami
>Items present in the game are basically so useless they may as well remove them all aside from the Uka Uka/Aku Aku masks
>Missile tracking is non existent and will regularly swerve right into walls even if someone is in front of you
>Bombs 'tracking' works against them more often then not
>Clock is worthless because people can just drift boost with impunity anyway
>Glowing Orb, the game's Blue Shell, is so pathetically slow the first place racer can run 2 laps before it catches them
>It is virtually impossible to catch anyone in the lead because items are terrible, absolutely no amount of racing skill will catch a cemented first place racer if they at all decent at the game
>Racers in first place can and will leave Bottles/Crates at all the shortcut points. This already makes the impossible task of catching them even harder
>P2P connection means every single race is you getting squashed out of nowhere, and people recovering instantly from your hits

This game has serious balance issues The single player content is fun, the online is a crapshoot of dogshit.

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>Clock is worthless because people can just drift boost with impunity anyway
You just use them wrong

Also there are a lot wrong shit in that list, but I'm fucking lazy to go through all of it

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>It is virtually impossible to catch anyone in the lead because items are terrible, absolutely no amount of racing skill will catch a cemented first place racer if they at all decent at the game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Looks like the tantrum mod woke up.

That's pretty good user, i really need to learn Tiny Arena

imagine volunteering to do a job for free and going on a power trip on an anonymous image board

git gud pleb

*for ten dollars

do they actually get paid to do this menial garbage?

no. which makes it even more sad.

>that list
git gud

At least point out real problems

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Inseminate

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Companies really need to invest in servers, that shit is so infuriating.

it's a reference to how the /vg/ Discord trannies are offering $10 PSN gift cards to anyone who mass reports or deletes CTR threads

just ignore and report that faggot

what the fuck, really? why

To build up their discord and to control all discussion of the game

Nah fuck that, this is the crash thread now

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they're very upset that people actually want to discuss the game in threads that have actual discussion instead of going where discussion goes to die

They were close enough for you to easily catch up. This isn't impressive. Now if they were WAAAAY further away, like half a track's length away, then it would be impossible to catch up if that player was good

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>allowing it in the first place
git gud

>Now if they were WAAAAY further away, like half a track's length away, then it would be impossible to catch up if that player was good
The webm was shortened, but you can see the field spread on the map. That's exactly how it was until lap 2 started because I was still neck and neck with Tawna on lap 1.

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>how do you do reverse speeding, it's not even possible on crash cove

I like to entertain the idea that the contestants in CTR are superstars because the races are being broadcasted (see slide coliseum) and have people watching them

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>>Racers in first place can and will leave Bottles/Crates at all the shortcut points. This already makes the impossible task of catching them even harder
Learn to control your trajectory and save your items, nitwit. I'm an average player but I've still been able to get Top 3 in matches where shortcuts are filled with TNT and beakers. Slow down, bounce, use a missle, hold a sheild, save a mask, or trail behind someone else so they can take the damage before you. These are several simple solutions. Use them.

>thousands fap to Coco's panties

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Clocks are an effective neutralizer, especially if there are few super turbo pads.

Don’t even bother telling him that he’s use to MK coddling him

Disgusting predators that should get locked up.

>everyone harasses her on Twitter
>trophy girls trying to cheer her up

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Does doing trick jumps give you reserves? Or should I try to stay grounded and sliding most of the time?

yes but not nearly as fast as doing triple turbos in succession. only jump if you're unable to drift and stay on course

You really only want trick jumps on higher jumps. Reserves are gained fastest by completing powerslides.

Finally beat Adventure mode yesterday. Now I will fully dedicate myself to the time trials. Is Dragon Mines really that bad?

Should I start new game on easy difficulty for relic races or just continue with normal one?

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Why yes, i do main Pura, how did you know?

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Thanks, I was thinking being in the air just used up my reserves since I seem to lose them on the air, maybe I'm airbraking without noticing or I'm doing it wrong.

>Is Dragon Mines really that bad?
have fun with crash cove

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Dragon mines is by far the hardest time trial to beat. At least for Oxide's times.
Crash cove is nothing compared to the mines.

She gave me the look!!!

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Already done it, mate ;^)
As well as Tiny's Temple and Deep Sea Driving

if you can't have fun with crash racing then stop playing video games altogether, or go see a shrink for your depression.

isn't the legitimate answer to this literally just
>git gud
tho?

>everyone who finds faults with the game is mk coddled

Come on user, this missile shit is actually fucking infuriating. Between the undercooked crosshair that tells you jackshit about where the missile actually is and the missile's ability to lose foes around corner after barely tickling the fur of their asscrack, this item is just straight up frustrating

They gotta do something about the online track selection. IM FUCKING SICK OF TINY ARENA

Dragon Mines is easy as long as you know how to u-turn up the spiral
Oxide fucks it up every lap and that's really your key to victory

tiny arena..? Tiny Arena???

I'M SO SICK OF TWILIGHT FUCKING TOUR!!!!!!

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I fucking hate Tiny Arena

>Hits guy in second place
>He still comes in second place
This webm is pointless

>Tiny Arena
>Twilight Tour
>Tiny Arena
>Assembly Lane
>Twilight Tour
>Crash Cove
>Crash Cove
>Roo's Tubes
>Twilight Tour
>Polar Pass
>Assembly Lane
>Twilight Tour
>Tiny Arena

>tiny arena
>twilight tour
>crash cove
>electron ave

You honestly only need to practice these tracks to be competent online. Anything else gets picked and people start leaving lobby

Fuck electron ave. If I don't DNF the lobby I don't come in first. What's the fucking point?

I haven't picked the game up yet, but I plan to
P'ease tell me you're exaggerating when it comes to the lack of online variety, I'm still fucking scarred from MK7 where the rooms would constantly get spammed with SNES Rainbow Road, Coconut Mall, and Symphony Speedway

It just full of retarded people who wants to play only few same tracks

Unfortunately there isn't that much variety. Especially since the same tracks come up online constantly.
I imagine the dinosaur track will be spammed next GP.

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And only a tiny amount of characters

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Who cares what character people choose?
No one should want to run the same track 4 times in a row but they fucking try

So I guess Switch users gave up on the Nitro leaderboard, I barely made 42k and that puts me in the 2% without even trying.

you should only listen t v if you think gta v was a shit game along with botw, monster hunter world, resident evil 6.

also that darksouls is the best series ever, games have a soul or no soul based entierly on art style. and finally youre a fag that wants hard cocks even though youre a man.

if this doesnt describe you dont take v's advice on anything watch 5 reviews. look up pros and cons. and always always tell v to shove it when it comes to their opinion.

Well shit, thanks for answering
There really needs to be a system for online Kart racers where the same track can't be chosen within like 5 races of itself, and can only be played so many times per lobby

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Yeah I haven't played in a week and a half and I'm still in the top 5%

PS4 nitro board takes even less effort since the pool is so bloated

Now catch an Ami that isn't complete shit

Well who cares what tracks people pick? If the same track appears again, they are allowed to pick it

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Anyone knows why sometimes the lobby completely disbands out of nowhere? I feel like it's been happening way too often these few days.

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Host bailed

The host left the room
It's a p2p connection

Dr.Crash if you're here, you fucking suck lmao

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>host bails as the countdown ends
faggot

Oh right, I forgot p2p was the standard recently for some reason. So it's just faggots quitting until they get their level or something.

I only do it if everyone picks fucking Twilight Tour
forcing them to wait longer is the least I can do

I just had
>Coco Park
>Roo's Tubes
>Dingo Canyon
>Electron Avenue
and guess which got picked that made him leave

Will it still be possible to unlock tawna and the trophy girls after the grand prix? I havent played at all since it got released

>Missing my U-turns for some reason
>Have to take a look at my controller to realize I've been playing with the Analog instead of the D-Pad
Muscle memory is a crazy thing.

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Where is ELECTRON AVENUE!? It never pops up anymore!

This. I'm wasting precious weekend multiplier on fucking Crash Cove.

hope you like Twilight Tour lol

Making Isabella a mother.

Just exit the room before the race starts, dude.

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VROOM VROOM

That's your fault for not backing out of the lobby.

woah

>actually playing the race
Are you stupid? Just leave.

Probably banned from the weekend so as to make grinding worse. Remember it's Activision?

So the wumpa coin timer only resets when a day passes?

It resets at the same time as the pit stop.

>DNF the entire lobby twice in a row in twilight tour
>they still vote it
STOP IT YOU DUMB FUCKS
I WANT TO RACE ON HOT AIR SKYWAY FOR A CHANGE

>Track of the Day - Crash Cove
No thanks
Guess I'll play tomorrow

I'd do it, but it takes like 20 minutes to find people, and then they have to stay until the counter end, I wanna play.

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Don't worry, the lobby will be disbanded after the 3rd race on twilight tour
Then you can repeat the madness with the next lobby

It's better than losing the bonus.

Switch or Xbox?

Switch. Looks like CTR is too difficult for Mario Kart babies.

My condolences

Bought it on switch for the irony

I'm sure you're just trying to help but your solutions are crap my guy. Trying to strategize with items online is just impossible due to the shitty connections. Missiles, masks, and bombs hit you while being miles away making evading them with walls or throwing items behind you fail most times. That reticle is often misleading and even looking behind you doesn't help. Running over a beaker that is invisible or having someone behind you drop a crate on your head are also things that negate any kind of skillful play. Saving your shields for tight spots is a good idea but then you get it taken away by 1 of the 4 clocks in the race. Since there is no indication for when a clock is coming trying to plan for them is a wasted effort.

Playing smart will get you far but honestly with the current item balance and latency issues every race feels more dependent on luck than skill.

>Electron Avenue
>Hyper Spaceway twice
>Tiny Arena
>Hot Air Skyway
>Deep sea driving
>Mystery caves
>Android Alley twice
>Twilight Tour twice

Are you guys exaggerating or is this a ps4 thing? Switch user here.

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It doesn't happen in every lobby, but I had one where the fuckers chose twilight tour 5 times in a row. PS4 player here.

Ps4 here. Yeah if twilight tour is on the list it will be picked same with electron ave and hyperspace way.

I usually just leave when ever they pick tiny arena or twillight tour since they pick them so much and I don’t want to play them anymore

>Full lobby
>4 votes for twilight tour
>4 votes for clockwork wumpa
>clockwork wumpa gets chosen
>3 people leave
What the fuck is going on?

Why doesn't this game do the thing that MK7 does for track selection where everyone picks a track and then the game just rolls to see which person's gets picked? It seems silly to me that they can't figure this out when a popular game that came out more than 7 years ago already did it better.

I normally play speed and finish in 1st place nearly every race unless the map is one of those few I haven't practiced much. Tonight I tried out a balanced character online for the first time and was designated 3rd place, almost every single race I did. Is the difference that staggering or am I just not used to taking the track lines with the weird turning? There was some mad item fuckery but I don't feel that excuses it

They don't want a 'difficult' track.

Absolute garbage taste

You're not used to the character. I can switch between accel and turning but balanced fucks me up

It's that staggering. Even when racing against the AI on hard it's much harder to get a lead as a non speed character

Balanced is trash. Imagine being slow with mediocre turning and ass acceleration. I wont stop playing Fake Crash cause he is my boy and balanced is what I am most familiar with but when I do switch it up I can feel the difference and its staggering.

Those are the tracks that pay the most wumpa coins online, so of course people rather vote for them rather than short shitty tracks with barely any money for winning