Kojimas next game CONFIRMED masterpiece

Why do old men look so much better than old women?

小島監督、会いたかった。

>Shuhei smiling

NO NO NO NO XBROS THIS GAME IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DISASTER

NINTENBROS WE'RE FINISHED
KOJIMA'S GOING TO KILL US

omg a man and a woman took a photo together they must be fucking

UNNNNG JADE LET ME PLAY YOUR GAME TOOOO
UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH OH GOD IM CUMMING FOR YOUR GAME JADE, IM CUMMING!!!!

hnnnngh i want to play Jade's g....
Hey, hold on. She works for Stadia.
Does this mean Death Stranding is going to be on Stadia?

Ewww, she’s ugly.

hello joosten

I'm convinced the only reason Kojima is still even making games is so he has an excuse to meet his favorite celebrities and have them pretend to be his friend

No, but she is ugly.

sorry joosten, i know you've hit the wall but that doesn't mean you can make shit up

eewyuck, bitch got a gap and a dipped nose, disgusting.

is Jade part asian

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Joosten is ugly too. But so is this new girl.

Too ugly to be Asian.

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The ultimate form of a no skill developer, the ideas guy

pretty much
remember how he was totally done with videogames after mgs4 but then made PW just for his kid?
then SUDDENLY he comes back to do V but now has a ton of hollywood connections out of nowhere? shits fucking weird

Kojima literally called her and told her he would like it if she was in Death Stranding and then Joost never called him back or contacted her agent about the offer or anything because she's autistic as fuck and didn't know he was making her another job offer

>done with videogames
never hapenned, he was done with MGS but Konami still wanted money from it and fans still wanted more story.

lol shes a beggar now

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>joosten

kojima really mind broke her

OH GOD I'LL BUY JADE'S GAME

you got it backwards.

oh hai jade

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Guy who made that naturally merged into becoming an SJW type.

joost fuck my shit up

Wow, really? Huh.

How ironic, considering he used to draw a lot of /l/ shit

Jade's Game was good but I'd rather play Kojima's Game, no homo

kek

>$60
god she's a cheap whore.

would she let me cum inside

never was

crazy Dutch woman

No, Dave draws a shit ton of guro porn and pisses people off by having no work ethic at all
The last thing he did that wasn't commissions that I know of was United States Angel Corp

ok honestly bros,

how in the living fuck is Kojima able to snag all these A list actors that are willingly wanting to contribute to his game?

Because he is a fucking genius. All the hacksayers are going to eat their shit at the sanatorium before the year is over.

Black women beware

>A list
Jade is a video game prostitute, who only exist in media at all because she has tits and was willing to be a cover girl for disgusting nerdy video games.
How the hell does that translate to "A-list" actor?

driederu uparu whorau

Somebody screencap for when the game turns out an Amazon delivery simulator with shove in MGSV gunplay piece of shit.

Kojima's currently making a SECOND new genre. What have you done in your life?

He has done nothing and he will screencap my post and perpetuate the notion that the game failed while it sells millions and gets universally praised, all while he is eating shit at the sanatorium.

>nobody will ever pay you $60 just to say hello

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>he's making a new genre
Fucking kek
How delusional are komjima fags?
The guy hasn't done anything special in his entire career. He has always been carried by the team and then he ruins the games with his retarded ideas. Death stranding will be a mediocre at best movie game. It's not a new genre, it's just a movie game with an online gimmick.

It doesn't really matter if the game turns out to be hot shit or not, you delusional fags will still hail the hot shit as jesus second coming.

kojimbo has good tastes in women

Incredible cope

>kojima and a woman

fix'd for you and yes they are

>memes
Incredible delusion

It'd be a chad meme (if it were a meme to begin with), because a chad sees a lot of women to know how true it really is.

It doesn't really matter if the game turns out to be a masterpiece or not, you delusional fags will still shit up every single thread calling it a failure and Kojima a hack

You literally can't prove that user wrong

A lot of words with literally no proof for anything he says
He's just repeating Yea Forums memes

But in the end everyone will see it for what it truly is, a mediocre movie game. When you stop sucking cock so hard you'll start seeing it too.

Maybe if I develop schizophrenia I'll start seeing things that aren't real, too

If you actually, truly believe the games he worked on were amazing you haven't played enough good games in your life. There's a reason he's mocked in the japanese gaming industry my man. The guy doesn't even code, he just shits out ideas and then his team tells him it will work and what to change. It still ends up being mediocre at best.

jade is a real dev and /ourgirl/

> majored in computer science in the 90s
> worked for sony as an actual program for sony online ent
> worked for EA for sims
> worked for ubisoft for assassin's creed
> whenever asked about muh female in tech, she says she doesn't have time for bs questions and has stated she's never been harassed/discriminated against and doesn't take the bait
> now a vp at google

she's an actual woman in tech, who worked her ass to be where she is. she knows it takes years to move up the chain, but she did it, and actually faster than a lot, so she's obviously competent

Sure, recommend me some games!

Being delusional because you're a fanboy doesn't make you any better friend.

Breath of the wild

Kojima was the one who never called back. He offered her a spot, then just blew her off and gave the roll to that French chick.

You believe that shit? disgusting fanboy

Why does Kojima have such a fetish for white people?

Thanks for the replies nintendo babies!

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Because his own people hate and mock him for being the hack that he is. Once whites realise what an absolute fuckup he is he'll move on to loving niggers.

she has not aged well, what a shame

>mass reply kiddo
The absolute cope of kojimbo fags HAHA

>kojimbo can only aquire b list actor
The absolute state

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I can respect a capable woman that willingly "whored" herself into the scene.
I mean, she may have done all that shit, but she was threated like the face of AC when she was not, and Ubi was obviously sexbaiting.

Keanu can't act like a villain

Of course he can. He's an award winning actor. He can act like whatever and whoever he wants.

He really can't. Mads is a much better pick for the role.

Just be a woman.

You look at those crow's feet and tell me with a straight face that Jade isn't post-wall.

>Kojima is a hack
>This somehow makes everyone else a Nintendo fanboy
Cope

Because AMWF is the best interracial

If that's the wall I guess it's like a foot tall or something

I'm a Qualleyposter, not a Jadefag.

Cucked by Brad Pitt

Who is this asshole?

I mean, if Joosten has hit the wall then yeah, it may as well be a foot high. Or rather the wall may as well not even exist.

Fucking based

Oh, the wall definitely exists. Joosten hasn't hit it, she's just ugly.
She'll be there soon.

>Kojimaniggers drooled all over the thought of Joosten for years
>The day Kojima drops her she's suddenly trash
Kojimadrones are braindead. They may as well not be considered human. Jade is next on the chopping block when he drops her. Screencap this post when he dumps her in the next 5 years or so.

I never drooled over Joosten. Stop projecting.

Mads is a b-list hack just like kojima. Keanu could be a way better villian if they gave him the opportunity.

sure, go play your action-adventure future game now

You don't even know what projecting means you simpleton.

You drool over Joosten and you're projecting that onto me, imbecile.

And I'll enjoy it since it has better production value and better characters.
Enjoy your b-list pretentious movie game though.

LMAO

Like I said, you don't know what projection means. I'm telling you that you Kojimadrones are braindead retards that worship him like a cult leader. There's no projection. Go play armchair psychologist elsewhere retard.

and im telling you that you are projecting your rabid fascination with joosten onto me
this is my thread, you leave.

And you would be wrong, as nothing in my posts really indicates fascination. Again, go play armchair psychologist elsewhere. And I'll post in any thread I want. There's nothing you can do about it.

Truth hurts and kojima fags' brains implode LOL

Your thread is shit and so is your cum dispenser, Kojima. Stop making shit threads and go play your movie games.

You are probably just gay as hell.

Are you really so mad that I didn't repsond that you have to samefag?

WHY THE FUCK IS HE HANGING AROUND WITH HER

she literally shit talked Kiefer Sutherland and said that hayter was the true voice of snake...

he is

oh look two hacks together, how cute

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