ITT: Poorly describe a video game and others try to guess

Luigi's Mansion.
Good one.

psychotic mailman kills everything while listening to 50s music

yep

bioshock infinite

>labs
>marines
>aliens
>portals

postal

You have convenient amnesia that only reveals you were the good guy, but only at the very end

Nope, but also fits the description

nope

halo

starts off as waifu simulator but gets pretty dark as it goes on

Obviously New Vegas.
Doki Doki Literature Club
>Clown ruins everybody's life and you have to find him and fix it, it doesn't work and you eventually become a dragon.

The alpha version of katawa shoujo

yes on NV, nope on the other
nope

knight of the old republic?

You are dead. You are also the darkness. Time for revenge maybe.

Nope

nvm replied to wrong post

nope

You are a prisoner who is then freed and becomes the savior of the land as was foretold

>MMO tier combat
>"You have entered new region: Corridor"
>sequel stole demon's souls' combat verbatim
>third game is the best game ever made

skyrim

KotOR

Half life

Very complex villain finds a comfy chair offscreen

Any Elder Scrolls game

elder scrolls, the videogame(s)

>buy game
>start game
>go to the left
>press B a lot of times
>1000 gamescore
>turn xbox off
>sell game

Owl tries to eat racoon, fails miserably.

Autistic manchild goes on a rampage because he couldn't handle the consequences of his actions

Sly Cooper

A bad man makes his business your business. He dies for taking your childhood from you.

>be anything build anything

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Part correct
Fully completely correct

Man starts up private business on island
Government tries to kill him

Yep, too easy.

I will never not be mad.

>your friend is murdered in cold blood
>you go to their family home
>you don't tell their wife and kids
>you avenge them

heavy rain

megatextures

you do a lot of shit for some asshole law enforcement guys but after all is done they kill you anyways

RDR

Sociopath wakes up from coma
Takes over small group
Murders women and minorities

yes

knights of the old republic 2

>you fall down a mountain and have a trifecta choice of becoming a furry, a scalie, or a necrophiliac

game that made you ask your parents to get you a skateboard for christmas

depressed cop kills everyone in slow motion

>New kid spends all of his time singing karaoke and playing horror video games
>Develops coffee addiction
>Quits coffee addiction and starts playing trivia games and begins clubbing with an old man

I wonder if anyone can guess this one

>user tries to uninstall game
>game doesn't want to uninstall
>user dies and the game goes on like nothing happened

Nope

Super Hot?

Undertale

Nope.

Castle Griffensteed?

parkour and murder

yup

Bananaman

max payne

yes

neet makes friends with a cat and saves the world

Shenmue?

No, lots more mainstream.

>kill mecha
>grab spear
>Welcome to hell

Banjo Tooie.

The world you live in is fake because the toy version of Mewtwo destroyed the real world

guido psycho gets so involved in ruling crime in the city that he forgets to pay back his boss, ends up killing him instead

Custom Robo GCN

There it is, correct

Any ass creed

the down to earth chill dude in the beginning of the game comes out of nowhere and fucks everyone over at the end

vice city

>Farm boy gets best friend killed
>Runs away from home
>Falls in with a bunch of weirdos
>Gets another woman killed
>Murders someone from his home town

DA:I?

P4?

>parry
>parry
>parry
>r1

yes

Yup

Failure to read the fine-print causes a band to sink down to the lowest possible level

>desert world
>desert planet
>command natives
>take over the universe

Yes

>You're playing with your best friend when robots attack
>You bring two friends to swap with challenges
>You collect shit to go around town and help your arch nemesis get his restaurant back

Sekiro

Shit gets rusty. All doors are locked
it's easy and a classic

sekiro

Reincarnated person slowly realizes their reincarnated and becomes an atheist because the writers don't understand reincarnation, also you kill dragons and shit

Incredibly violent people destroy their home land in civil war. Fight even harder over who gets to migrate to another land.

Transformers?

Close enough.
It was Fall of Cybertron specifically.

they*re

you fuck your wives, your sisters, other men's wives, other men's daughters, you make your sons fuck your sisters, and their nephews, and other men's wives, and other men's daughters, and essentially end up making the game harder for yourself

Crusader Kings, 1 or 2.

GG

Silent hill

Lying gets you the truth

an argentine, a boomer, and what reddit wishes they could be band up and fight the government

based

>gunplay is shit
>enemies are shit
>final boss is super shit

halo 4

Dune games.

A bunch of criminals band together.
End up killing a lawful official, and causing a demon summoning.

Think that was some Avatar game, right?

a group of kids accidently cause the end of the world

finally

GTAV

noice
surprised me

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right, but I refered only to the original

Saints Row

Who's the argentine?

Farting Robot Nazis.

three friends get involved in a war.

When the weak court death, they find it
Dragon's Dogma boiiii

Nope
When is a demon summoned in Saint's Row?

franklin

>You wake up with amnesia, a shitty tattoo, and instructions to kill yourself

cheeki breeki

Angry German who is mad he doesn't own the world beats people with hammer

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

STALKER

Nier Automata

What do you mean? Franklin is not argen...
Oh. I get it now

(also SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS)
Wow, you guys got that quick.

>Spoiler
Correct.
And yeah, this is Yea Forums. Even the people who never played STALKER know of it.

you wake up in a cave after saving the world, and with a newfound hardcore vore fetish

Nope

Neverwinter Nights 2:Mask of the Betrayer
Bitch I already put the base game in this thread

You break some chains to prevent your waifu from eating you

>Teenage X-Man channels the spirit of Mike Pence to take down The Man™

Infamous evil route

Nice
>Base game
Awful choice my dude but I'll check

Katherine?

>trying to build my space ship when suddenly a comet crashes near by

spacejam in purgatory

Actually, the two leads are pretty similar when you think about it. I'll give you a hint. ANIME

this one? i don't know if not, checked every post

senior citizen watches a very long movie

Yes.

Fable

Who's that someone from their home town?
I'm wrecking my brains trying to remember, but I really don't remember much about NWN2 base game.

The Darkness

The wizard girl you're friends with. Who dies because the Githyanki were in town looking for you.

MGS4

Oneshot

I meant "murders someone from his home town"

yeah

This feels like Dragon Quest 8, but it's been a while since I played it, so I'm probably wrong.

>It's Final Fantasy X, but actually good.

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Ah, that. The bodyguard for the bitch from Luskan. The one you(or a companion) has to fight after the trial. He's from your home town.

Metal Gear?

Metal... gear?

oh fuck
i forgot about that whole part of the game
the trial was great, finally the only time being a paladin was a good thing since i talked that bitch down singlehandedly

i could've walked in with 0 proof, naked and drunk that my 40000000000000 million diplomacy skill checks would've won the day in any case

Incorrect.

Trial was easily one of the best parts of the base game. I also liked the actual running of the Keep.

Yeah, that part was good.
Torio had some nice tits.
Shame all those bits of the OC were hidden behind the immensely boring early game.

There are only two games I recall having fallen asleep too. One was NWN2 OC early game, and the other was Pillars of Eternity.

>you're a clone of jesus christ created by communists to fight back the rival country but then the rapture happens

a fish goes on a rampage and destroys an interdimensional empire after they kill his friends

PI gets a new pair of really cool pants but becomes witness and suspect to a murder, which launches him through the world of corporate sabotage and numerous windows concluding apon killing a CEO for insulting his hat.

Rimworld?

RAGE

Man is the sole survivor of an invasion on a military facility.

little big planet?

you're a spy in the 60s
everythings' goofy
easy mode : you're female

After your dad and 2 brothers get executed, a group of weirdos trick u into finding magic tools that some ladies built a long time ago

>brown girl
>monsters
>magic
>steampunk

Gravity Rush

ac2?

Gears of War

Thank god whatever happened in this gane never happened in the anime

Overlord?

yep

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>getting yelled at by russians
>JAJAJAJAJA
>no exceptions

Yup

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>close game
>what a shitty fucking game all it does is piss me off
>fuck around on desktop for 10 minutes
>reopen game

rainbow six siege

ITS FREEEEEEE

LoL?

Do me Johnny Boker
come rock and roll me over
Do me Johnny Boker, do

every time you mention it, someone will reinstall it
every time you mention the sewer level, someone will stop playing it

Black Flag

vampire: the masquerade bloodlines?

Saints Row 2

aye

Ding ding ding! We have a winner

Persona 3

CSGO