TF2 UPDATED
GET THE FUCK IN HEREEEEE
TF2 UPDATED
Angel Murphy
Benjamin Bell
>summer 2019 cosmetic case
Ryan Myers
>Added the Summer 2019 Cosmetic Case
>Contains 22 new community-contributed items
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Parker Bennett
>A FUCKING CASE
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALVE
Jeremiah Price
>expecting an actual update
you're all fucking retarded
Ryan Roberts
>bug fixes
>medals
>localization files
a-at least there's new hats this time...
Samuel Hall
WHY THE FUCK does valve only think of shekels
Carter Sanders
>it's a new case
For fuck's sake
Justin Wright
adding onto this due to my rage
VALVE, NOT EVERY UPDATE NEEDS TO BE A MUTLI-DAY EVENT. YOU GUYS LITERALLY ADDED 5 LIMITED MAPS AND NOTHING ELSE FOR SCREAM FORTRESS AND DOUBLED THE PLAYERCOUNT
JUST THROW IN A MAP, A COUPLE OF BALANCE CHANGES, THIS ISN'T HARD
Noah Brooks
>it's just a CASE
>A FUCKING CASE
FUCK
YOU
VALVE
FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Charles Perry
I knew you were full of shit, but I looked anyways.
Caleb Roberts
Fuck off.
Don't give me hope and then slam it in the ground.
Hunter Young
IM FUCKING SEETHING
Nathan Barnes
>it’s just another 22 cosmetics
God damn it
I hope they at least added in the Soldier Of Four Chin
Xavier Hughes
yeah we're never getting a major update again
this solidified it
Jaxon Jenkins
>no more medals they say
>add more medals
lol
also if you wanna see cosmetics go here
steamcommunity.com
Cooper Rodriguez
>This is now in game
Carter Turner
Eh I don't mind.
Also I want that bobby hat.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>steamcommunity.com
>ricardo cosmetic
Meh. I mean... good?
Jacob Jackson
PYRO GOT A PHOENIX
MY BIRD SETS ARE COMPLETE
Matthew Carter
Grayson Robinson
all of these new cosmetics suck
Liam James
>ricardo hat
>ice cream pyro
>toaster engie
Jace Rivera
WE DID IT BROS!!!
Carter Scott
Post your shattered hopes and dreams, Yea Forums.
Speaking of maps, I wanted Probed and Watergate reskinned, new alien-themed health and ammo packs, and for those two & 2Fort Invasion to become Halloween maps. Then reskin the three Halloween Player Destruction maps and make the 4 reskins part of a PD map category under Alternate Gamemodes.
Maybe then add another two Special Delivery maps and another two new Medieval Mode maps, hopefully a Payload-type one and a CtF-type one.
Then those two and Arena can also get their own map categories.
Throw Standin with Hydro and Snowplow as Misc CP maps, and there you have it.
Also let people vote for Halloween maps with the use of an Eternaween.
Jason Parker
>its fucking assassin grade
Chase Bailey
honestly i'm surprised they didn't make it at least assassin-grade like every other meme-bait item they've added
Samuel Cruz
Holy fuck it actually got in?
Yasssss I’m unironically hypes
Brody Thomas
>Could have had fat soldier or the quake ranger's helmet
>Instead we get a shitty dead meme
Charles Jones
>first we got buff Medic
>now buff Demoman
I hope this becomes a trend
Kevin Nguyen
the british police one looks decent
Ryder Bailey
Stop playing TF2.
Noah Watson
Make a better game first.
William Turner
overwatch
Liam Wood
I almost wish you guys had been lying and there was nothing at all compared to just a fucking loot box update
Grayson Myers
more like pozzedwatch
Andrew Hall
you can at least try better than that
Joseph Scott
Aaron Ward
Dylan Bell
>teamfortress.com
HOLY SHIT
Jacob Carter
WOW
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING
Chase Reyes
>tfw the same people that laugh at overwatch for adding just a single map in a patch beg and plead valve to do the same
Josiah Jackson
I knew exactly what it would be and I checked the link anyway
god I'm desperate
Parker Jenkins
>teamfortress.com
O SHIT
Carson Anderson
I honestly don't get how people can complain about blizzards update schedule being "SLOW" when tf2 deals with this shit. Balancing on the other hand is a trainwreck that only gets worse as time goes on, to the point where instead of trying to fix the game they force role queue
Nolan Jenkins
this thread wounds me
Lincoln Diaz
As much as I love TF2, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm fucking jealous of how much attention and support developers give to other games. I can't even fathom how good it feels for those Fornite kids, who can always look forward to scheduled updates and monthly events. It must feel so good, if only I could experience that pleasure.
Camden Jackson
William Lewis
HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT
Austin Campbell
I JUST WANT SOME NEW FUCKING MAPS, GOD
Austin Roberts
wait, seriously?
oh shit finally, where's the update page?
did heavy get reworked?
Grayson Hall
see
Jackson Foster
TYLER MCNIGGER WAS RIGHT BROS
Lincoln Myers
>10 years ago
Jaxson Myers
>that one good misc for Sniper is commando grade so of course it's going to be expensive as shit
I want to brand whoever decided to bring tiered cosmetics into TF2 with a red hot iron right on the crack of their dicks. Such a fucking awful idea.
Ryan Hill
Only literal retards still think Valve will do anything but the bare minimum. There are a shit ton of custom maps they can already play, but they'd rather play on Valve servers like the cucks they are. Enjoy your "workshop" with the same old static content though I guess.
Alexander Taylor
>Ricardo Bandana got in
Aiden Ramirez
But I don't want custom maps. I want the normal maps. And outside of 2Fort, those are hard to find in community servers.
Ayden Phillips
I really miss the old generic yellow and vintage qualities, maybe with a cool Limited subtitle when applicable, and a funny description for each item. Now whenever I scroll over a new item it's like someone handed me a fucking chinese takeout menu. It's the most soulless thing possible. There's even a physical model of the fucking crate floating in the center of this buyfag miasma.
Matthew Robinson
What is this supposedly referencing?
Joshua Clark
>cant craft new items
>metal has literally no ingame use
Anthony Gutierrez
The lack of hat descriptions really shows how SOULless some of these newer cosmetics are. The flavor text on hats really reinforced the personality and charm of TF2.
Nolan Carter
and that's exactly how this bullshit happened
Anthony Parker
They actually added this lmao
Carter Gutierrez
Jaxson Myers
>more cosmetics that nobody (intelligent) cares about
alright
Jacob Murphy
>not a single good cosmetic got it
Hunter Williams
I mean, guys come on, this just means they are working on something big
Lincoln Walker
How much is it :{O
Logan Taylor
this, Tyler was right
Alexander White
>$20 has been deposited into your Steam account
Jaxon Cox
>someone from Valve tells Tyler "there will be an update by october, leave me alone now"
>this was the update
>they can resume slacking for another 2 years
Leo Barnes
no you idiot its that fucking retarded carlos milos meme
Kayden Morgan
Dumb pass user don't ever reply to me again
Jackson Jenkins
Damn, Tyler was right
Asher Howard
yeah I know I just really wanted to post that video
Dylan Ward
I kinda like the bonk hat
I dunno I don't give a shit about hats in general, hell it (maybe more accurately the community they spawned) is why I stopped playing for years to start with and only just came back recently)
Brody Cox
Ryder Thomas
>Added Ricardo Milos cosmetic
>Not add Ricardo dance as a Taunt
I´m dissapointed but not surprised.
Michael Martin
>ricardo cosmetic
i dislike shit updates like this but this hat holy shit
Levi Hughes
it just means that somebody at Valve realized they could get a bonus by boosting tf2 revenue for a day, after all some retard is guaranteed to spend money on this stuff
Owen Green
HOLY SHIT
TURN ON VNN
Justin Mitchell
retar
Dylan Scott
oi there skinny white mon, ya gwan bin dat knife dere?
Nathaniel Turner
Also did this with the new engie hat.
Medic got jack shit though.
Isaiah Roberts
not either of those anons but i laughed
Brody Rogers
>Valve
>Doing work
Animate the dance first, them maybe we'll add it
Jaxon Perry
And people wonder why Epic Games is taking over.
Elijah Cruz
>still no baneful bomber to go along with my beard and hat
why?
Joseph Reyes
looks like shit, maybe it'd look better if the front wasn't so fucking huge.
Xavier Lewis
"""update"""
Ryan Powell
>cosmetic case
>more gay tournament medals
Blake Johnson
TF2 has been around for 12 fucking years
Brody Powell
It’s sad but true that Blizzard (fucking BLIZZARD) is better at providing support for their games and communicating with their fanbase than Valve, but at LEAST TF2 has a shitload more maps than OW plus, yknow, custom maps
Brandon Perez
I can't believe TF2 is fucking dead
Andrew Long
>overwatch
I'd rather go back to quake honestly
Adrian Garcia
>MORE FUCKING COSMETICS THAT LOOK LIKE ASS
>MORE GAY TOURNAMENT MEDALS
>NO FIXES ON ANYTHING
Cameron Hall
>Gary Schwartz is old as shit
:(
Nicholas Hughes
here's your update bro
Lincoln Richardson
67 isn't all that old in this day and age
Connor Sanchez
OMG SOOOOO HYPED THANK YOU LORD GABEN ILL GAMBLE AWAY MY MONEY UNTIL I GET THOSE EPIC HATS NOT MADE YOUR STAFF!!!
Easton Wilson
HEAVY UPDATE?
Jacob Richardson
GUYS
TYLER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Levi Johnson
nope
pic related is what we got
Gabriel Peterson
Fortnite player here, The game is engaging and keeps everything fresh with new stuff almost every few weeks but the battlepass, events and overtime challenges are a different kind of hell with the need to grind out EVERYTHING with little to no downtime, which leads to burnout considering this game is way more susceptible to burnout, especially this season trying to get all 100 Fortbytes when everyone and their mom are too, and you're out of luck if you're friendless since randoms are unreliable and one of them required 3 players to do it.
David Nelson
Tf2 is casuals
Cameron Flores
> the days when keys costed only 2.33 ref
forever young
i want to be
forever young
Leo Campbell
>Nah, I'll just keep making millions off of faggots selling fake trading cards and guns
Ayden Martinez
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
Jordan Johnson
Meant for
Joshua Collins
>speculation *pop*
>there was a a major content update planned for july, but it wasn't ready because valve are in crunch time for HLVR, so they released the crate and pushed the update back to october
Is he right?
Landon Hernandez
valve hasn't been in Crunch time for shit in their entire life, the fuck are you talking about
Ryder Gonzalez
> valve
> crunch time
ah yes because valve is busy doing """""stuff""""
Blake Watson
>valve
>working
Alexander Sullivan
The only crunch time going on at Valve is Gaben's lunchtime
Kevin Thomas
TF2C?
Bentley Cooper
boomer
Gavin Ramirez
>it's just cosmetics
Why didn't they just not update and put the cosmetics out with an actual fucking update?
John Thompson
>Weeky Challenges/Fortbytes
>John Wick Event
>Nike Event
>14 Days of Summer
>2nd Anniversary Event and Overtime Challenges about a week or two from the season ending
>Grinding Battlestars and Exp for the Battlepass
>Hidden scavenger hunt for Singularity styles
That's not even talking about the Save The World grind nearing warframe/MMO levels
Owen James
you're still young if you give a shit about that
Zachary Adams
because they want people to buy it, not forget about it behind a wall of actual content
Nathaniel King
Just sold the new case for 2 bucks profit get jelly boys
Luke Adams
>not 3
lol
Leo Williams
thx valve
Eli Martin
>bird cosmetic
At least it's not totally worthless
Benjamin Gonzalez
>not even a cosmetic for medic
Josiah Howard
AWAW
Chase Garcia
I started playing Fortnite about a year ago just because of that (and because I wanted to check out the Thanos meme game). There are a hundred games I'd rather see get Fortnite's slavish update schedule but as is I still appreciate it a lot and it's probably the only reason I'm still playing. The game definitely has its problems though; the big event last week was really underwhelming because this giant kaiju fight ended up destroying NOTHING beyond a couple houses in the middle of nowhere, and the reason it didn't destroy anything is because last time something like this happened with significant map changes, eSports fags bitched about it. There's a real struggle between the average player and "competitive" players in the game, kind of similar to TF2, except Epic responds to those complaints a lot faster and some terrible decisions sometimes happen because of it (big example: siphon, a mechanic that heals you by fifty HP and gives you building material every time you get a kill. Intended to make the game more aggressive, and technically did that, but also made it so the top 5% of players who are already good at rolling servers had nothing at all to lose because any HP drain they'd get by entering successive fights was healed back up by each kill. Eventually they removed it and when they did all those compfags cried like they were destroying the game. It's like the random crit debates but on a much faster time scale and repeated).
Also what the other user said about burnout is true. If you get the battle pass and want to max it out you have to play every single day, or at least log in every single day and play through accumulated daily challenges every few days. This season has been worse than previous ones because they added collectables that update every single day, some of which required significant grinding to get.
Overall I do like Fortnite but it has some big problems, a divided community, and TF2 is still better if it weren't so dead.
Tyler Sanchez
I downloaded TF2C only for it to have literally zero players every time I checked the server list. Is there a time when people play the game, like everyone who plays it gets on this day of the week and this time so they can have a full server?