Real talk, why the fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
Actual iconic characters like most wanted first parties, who people have actually had patience to wait for are demoted to fucking assist trophies and spirits, which need I remind you were made ace/legend type so Sakurai could fuck with us. He knows the demand is there. But this ugly fucking bear cunt who has only 5 games, most of which weren't even good, and has fans that attacked children gets to be playable? I pray every fucking day that Trashjo and Shitooie are cut next game, which they will be because the next smash will prioritize first party over third, be prepared for 80% of third party (including your ugly cereal mascot) to be cut and replaced with better choices like Lyn, Ashley, and Tsareena.
This isn’t fucking acceptable. You can't defend this at all.
Thanks again for using my copypasta, we need to get this out there more even if it means doing it everyday.
Kayden Clark
Woah dude chill. I want my Under appreciated Nintendo characters like Birdo as much as the next guy. But even I have to admit there are some characters that are simply just better and much more deserving than others. Also Birdo is already represented in Smash as both a spirit and a stage hazard. Admittedly not much, but many take for granted just how big of an honor being represented in Smash in anyway/shape/or form really is. On a personal level, Banjo Kazooie make up for the lack of a playable Birdo im Smash for me big time. So I'm not complaining too much. If you really want Waluigi or Ashley, wait until until Smash 6. Why won't you?
I know many of you won’t seeth next game when’s he’s cut because he’s in ultimate but I can’t wait for those salty few to make threads when they’re crying about the fact he’s cut.
Caleb Evans
Banjo is in to represent Rareware. Smash is a game meant to celebrate Nintendo's history and Rareware has a rich history with Nintendo, more than most 3rd-parties. They are the ones who rebooted Donkey Kong into his modern incarnation and filled their console libraries for almost 20 years with tons of memorable titles like Battletoads, Killer Instinct, Goldeneye, and yes, Banjo-Kazooie. Diddy and K. Rool have been rebranded as official Nintendo characters since the buy-out but BK is 100% Rareware, so they are in Smash to acknowledge that history officially.
>"most wanted first parties" Because we really needed another Shitmon or sword wielding FE rep. Or are you one of those ultra faggots that wanted Waluigi in because "WAH LMAO XD SO GOOFY" No don't tell me, you're an Issacfag who totally has the inside scoop on an upcoming Golden Sun remake. Oh or maybe you're one of those raging lolicons who wanted Ashley so you could cunnypost on Yea Forums all day. After all, you gave no examples of your supposedly beloved and popular first-parties.
This, basically. Rare's games were among the most successful Nintendo had back in the SNES and N64 eras (three of the top ten best selling SNES games were made by Rare and four of the N64's were). The DK characters acknowledge that history to an extent, but Banjo completes it (now all we need is for the Perfect Dark items from Melee to come back).
Finished reading OP's retarded post and >Lyn Ah yes another FE sword rep, because we need more of those, couldn't even say Hector >Ashley K Rool's still laughing that you can't jack off to her 3D model as a playable fighter >Tsareena Shitmon and one I had to google just to know who the fuck you meant, yeah that's a really beloved character everyone was asking for.
Can't tell if you're retarded or a Stevefag trying to make waifufags look bad.
>no moveset potential How is this still an argument? They gave a plant an unique moveset
Justin Scott
oh no no no....imagine being a first party cuck...imagine wanting garbage like hat goomba or more garbage FE characters
John Hughes
I’m a fucking Brit and I can’t even stand them.
Colton Mitchell
If you weren't an underage fuck you'd have lived the N64 era and breathed all the hype of rare mario killer
Speaking of which, kys OP
Brody Martinez
I'm not even stanning Crash but he's got moveset potential and the series is nowhere near as dead as Banjo was before he was added. At least Crash actually got remasters instead of HD ports.
>Banjo is in to represent Rareware. But Diddy and K. Rool already represented Rare just fine. Why was Banjo necessary aside from pleasing a vocal minority of manchildren who can't let go of the past?
Jacob Barnes
Valuable character from IP with revival potential if handled correctly.
But it may also just be Nintendo's mantra of actually liking to produce entertaining products, not merely just making money.
Bandana Dee and FE are far more popular and well-known than Banjo.
Jason Rivera
Compared to sating horny fuckers who want Lyn to choke them with her thighs, horny fuckers who wanted to post about Ashley's magic cunny or some shit or horny fuckers who wanted a Pokemon nobody gives a fuck about to choke them with her thighs. Yes clearly Nintendo has no idea who they should pander to because it isn't you.
Being relevant doesn't matter in this game. How many fucking times does this have be to said.
Ethan Butler
stay rekt zoomer.
Xavier Foster
Kirby and FE have multiple reps. Banjo had jack shit until now.
Nathaniel Baker
well, maybe they thought the 60+ nintendo characters would be enough to satisfy you, but apparently they were wrong.
I for one, don't think smash needs a single other nintendo character. Every single character that NEEDS to be there is there.
Ethan Murphy
Only cause MS ruined banjo threeie and made it nuts and bolts thankfully they have learned by now
Ryan Taylor
>Hat Goomba deserves a slot for being the 4P stand-in for all co-op Kirby games >FE deserves a slot because Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Roy, Ike, Marth, and Corrin aren't enough representation >But bear and bird don't deserve it for being a major touchstone of the N64 generation and a point of major nostalgia for people Your criteria is fucking retarded and so are you.
Lucas James
>waiting 4-6 years to laugh at someone on the internet
How is this anything but your own fault for assuming there was no chance Banjo could ever get in? >one group express a desire for a character with strong ties to nintendo's whenever a new smash bros game is announced >second group spends the entirety of the speculation season shitting on first group, making up their own rules for why said character cant get in. >first groups character finally gets announced and they rejoice >second group act like fucking pussy's and at the drop of a hat turn around like they were the victims the whole time If you don't want to be laughed at when your wrong don't make such massive claims that you can't be 100% true of. Banjo has been wanted by ages and while im sure you'll jump straight to the 'O-only by Boomers!' card, the majority of Smash tends to lean towards older video game characters. Unless you started with Smash Ultimate and had absolutely no access to a computer, you're going to know in some way who Banjo is and why people wanted him in.
>You can't defend this at all. I won't, then. Whether or not I try, you won't listen. You people never have, why should I expect you to start now?
Nicholas Perry
It’s true, die tranny nigger
Evan Butler
sure it is.
Wyatt Lewis
If your ip is dead it shouldn't be in Smash
Mason Lee
This, OP and his kind have only themselves to blame for their crushing failure.
Kevin Barnes
There's more to Rare than DK, whom they don't even own btw.
Jonathan Jones
Fuck off, every Nintendo character needed is far from there!
Asher Perez
Learned to keep him dead, totally! Smash is the end of him, now let him rest where he belongs.
Wyatt Watson
Tell that to the Ice Climbers. Last non-Smash, non-port game they were in was in 1985.
Tyler Davis
The only Nintendo characters left I personally want are Dixie, Ninten, and Black Shadow. There are other Nintendo characters I'd be happy to see in like Waluigi, Isaac, and Skull Kid if only for their fans to be happy, but other than that, all my most wanted are third parties like Phoenix Wright, Travis Touchdown, and an SNK rep.
Sebastian Ward
Look at the roster and try again retard.
Jack Smith
>Hat Goomba deserves a slot for being the 4P stand-in for all co-op Kirby games Agreed >FE deserves a slot because Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Roy, Ike, Marth, and Corrin aren't enough representation Disagreed, there’s too much representation >But bear and bird don't deserve it for being a major touchstone of the N64 generation and a point of major nostalgia for people Agreed, as time has gone on his deserving-ness has decreased.
Angel Rogers
Mario and Link have been on cereal boxes before. Time to kick them out.
David Ross
There obvious facts retard, no point in listing them!
Ian Price
>Seething Stevies hanging onto “H-he’s just a one time shot! He will get cut next game! Get BTFO!!!” >while ignoring the next Smash game is going to be at LEAST 6+ years off and on a different console, so we still get almost half a decade of Banjo in Smash >and thats assuming he will get cut to start with Man are they ever scraping the bottom of the barrel huh
Juan Brooks
Lyn Yeah, exactly wht we need, another anime swords(wo)man
>Ashley, Warioware is shit and she's not a real charater
>Tsareena. Fucking who? >one google search later I think I see the pattern now. Dumb cumbrain.
Evan Allen
Exactly which is why Smash 6 will/should axe them
Ethan Wright
what's worse the people that go out of their way to make these threads or the nintendo fags that lose their shit this easily
Dylan Sanders
>Implying there will ever be a Smash 6 Good one, m8.
Angel Lopez
did you not get enough attention in your last thread? Have you considered Suicide?
